Hokkei thread. Smuk ref edition.
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>Canadian goaltending
not even once
Whats up boltsbro?
>disney scf broship
1. Henrik Lundqvist
>rags
>MURR4Y
>canadian """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""goaltending""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>Canadian goaltending
THE SOVIET UNION IS BACK
>you know its bad when the fins are talking shit about """"""""""goaltending""""""""""
team vory v zakone will get sent back to the gulag just watch
hating my life 2bh
Is he Cell key material?
is who
can binlan beat sweded?
>American't win against grandpas trying to banter
THANK YOU RUSSIA
Lost because of a shitty Canadian goalie
sad!
B O B R O V S K Y
APOLOGISE
Despite his fuck up I thought Reilly had a good game.
MEMES
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
L
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Tell me somebody has the bird flapping celly
>tfw going to be at work during the binnish meme game
>from the geico
Did anyone catch that? Did MacKinnon have to play the meo game?
>MURR4Y
I hope your not referring to the first goal. That was hardly a "fuck up" on Reilly's part. More of a "what the fuck could you do".
Also,
>Murray
Is Fleury back to starter now?
Jesus, I didn't realize those 5 mins in the 2nd were that bad
Puljujärvi highlight package from today
is gaudreau hurt? he fucking booked it off the ice at the end while everyone else hung out
matthews missed two tap ins, eichel was invisible, mcdavid didnt score, but ultimately i think we can pin the loss entirely on murray
Had to dookie a shooter right quick
Where's the NAtzis' third goal?
YOUR WELCOME OVi
Team NA scoring
>Canada
4 goals 9 assists
>usgay
3 goals 4 assists
FUCKING CARRYING THIS MEME SQUAD
>4
>for
>4
First 2 goals were meme AF but he lost his cool. Coaches will probably still give him the start next game too lmao.
Lol team Na fucking sucks and Matthew's is a bust
-Jouni
Assuming he breaks into the league it's going to be really funny when regional broadcasters absolutely butcher his name
doesn't show pp goals afaik
>American goaltending
1.000 sv%
>Canadian goaltending
0.886 sv%
nice try tho
after examining it again, it shows its only 5v5
if his thumb is bad enough that he couldnt stop two of the easiest shots he'll ever see in his life than hes out
I was referring to the Kuznetsov goal.
Needed to take a dump?
hes american so he probably sharted himself
Nah, it's Gibson's job now. To short a tourny to hope he can regain his confidence.
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>tfw team na wipes the floor with team sweden
ebin
It actually rolls off the tongue quite nicely.
Pull-jew-yar-vee
Nicer than Laine, which looks like it should be pronounced like Lane, but isn't. Stupid Finnish language.
Also
>Assuming
He will play there this season, if not right away, then at some point when injuries/shitty play takes over.
>tfw laffs fan
we're gonna make it bros
Zaitsev was good today too. Loved his play
>no actual rebuttal
We're talking about who should be starting for the meme team not Team USA (Schneider is the answer there of course).
Fair enough. It was pretty bad. But Reilly has always been bad at taking the body (manlet). Kuznetzov got lucky that the puck didn't touch any part of Reilly's stick/skates or just bounce funny, but Reilly needs to do more than just poke check.
>NA - EU final
>tfw my boo couldn't bury it point blank at the end
the only entertaining finale tbqh
He was getting pushed around by a bunch of kids.
>laffs
did you see the replay? it wasnt happening, the puck was behind two russian sticks
>tfw memes transcend reality
> tfw get triggered seeing this photo in the OP everytime since the ducks got refpucked hard out of the playoffs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I know, I wasn't blaming him. It just would've been so nice to see...
>tfw he couldn't hear the boos from my shitposting shrine
USA elimination day tomorrow lads
At least he got Matthews his first goal on Taranna ice.
your ass is going to get wrecked so so hard
>Getzlaf literally crying because the refs didn't give a shit
good times
No bullju, no gold
he'll get it, you can see how more aggressive he's getting, hungry like he was on feb 2nd
Guys, I miss real hokkei so much.
Not this semen slurping tournament
I can hardly contain myself desu
Let's take a moment to congratulate Bob on a game well played
he had a good game, I'm just memeing. Goudreau and Drouin looked a little flat though compared to last game.
lets see how he does in the regular season (spoiler: really bad)
>didn't enjoy the meme game
Why not senpai?
Well it's hard to look good when the blue caskets are in front of you
gaudreau was on fire, his linemates were trash thats why he got moved and eichel and larkin benched
I think Drouin in particular got hurt. Didn't play much in the third.
Maybe he was just benched though.
>team isn't even out yet
>yet
Did you ring?
BIG
FINNISH
BULLS
wtf is team north America? scrubs who couldnt make the us or Canada team?
You arent wrong m8. Round 2 should've been ducks/sharks and the perds would have been swept if not for extreme refpuck.
literal children
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YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY
dat pulju
fucking elite
Kinda looks like Klebold in this pic
Anyone have a gif of the bird celly?
This.
Watching players take weaker shots because they don't want to injure each other is boring af. But then again, Eichel did get hit hard by Emelin. That was nice to see.
You that blatant Neal stick swipe to Gibson face that didn't get call made me throw my fucking full beer at the door m8 . Fuck that series with a rusty dildo , Bruce had to be the fall even tho the Ducks had key player injuries and refpuck against them
>McWRATH
Tbh bruce had to go as well. Disregarding the first two games we still should have won that series in 7. Bruce doesnt have the push or drive to get the players going
>not piercing his shades on
But seriously, why the picture of a young Josh Brolin rocking shades?
Tfw i get to move to anaheim in 3 days
Try not to burn the toast this time Randy
With the start of the season growing ever closer its time to start back up our full meme production.
Has anyone experimented with new methods? This iMessage digital touch may work, but we have to act fast before others put a claim on its usage rights. This rough sketch was done for proof of concept for our copyright claim but we need something more concrete by the end of the month
I dont get it
neither does your top line
Carlyle isn't a better option tho
What does that have to do with me? I am not randy.
He's already won a cup in Anaheim, so he is, by textbook definition, better
>he won with one of the most stacked teams of the century
>thinking a guaranteed cup wasn't part of the sale deal by disney
how did he do it?
did i make a mistake not watching the NA v POCCNR game?
>implying the ducks arent still stacked
Watch him do it again
Sure thing Randy
I...cant argue with those trips. Well at least ill be paid decently for once
>didn't watch the game
why is NHL.com so fucking bad for stats now?
can't even look up simple shit like shots per period
fucking retarded mobile garbage layout
Last digit is the number of US viewers of the Final if neither USA nor NA make it.
had to go somewhere, lad
watched the first 5 mins
little late but here you go
>not planning your life around hokkei
BEANED
Poo poo pee pee
thats horrifying thanks beananon
>pulju averaging 3 points per game at rookie camp
best fourth overall since Stevie Y
Fedorov > Yzershit
in a jarvi
truly haunting, nicely done.
'No'
I swear to god if we don't win tonight bettman is going die
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rip bettman
jesus that body
> mfw shorks fan
>mfw looking at a badonkadonk
>browsing Cred Forums on your phone
I'm onto you
lel i went out with her once in stockholm, it's landeskogs little sister
Sure you did bud
told you russia would win
my feelings are never wrong
delet
time for some more Cosmos in bed
goodnight, /hoc/
>the next hasek
reported to the fbinnish
>preseason soon
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i seriously fucking hope they don't start price tomorrow
i swear to christ
I SAID GOODNIGHT, /HOC/
What's the worst that can happen?
>price gets the W
>USA eliminated in 4 days
>price gets hurt
>hasb get btfo before the season even begins
i hope both these things happen dude
Good morning Sven!
It's 9 am, you're supposed to wake up now.
Good night sleep tight see you in the gamthread
Good night sweden
>Eichel did get hit hard by Emelin.
Eichel. Dear god. That one fucking powerplay. Matthews wide open, does he pass the puck? Nope.
Maybe he's salty that Matthews will likely eclipse him in the future. I sure hope so. Auston's already set the record for most goals and points in one season with the U.S.'s NTDP.
So it's not a fucking joke, Edmonton literally ruins prospects. His offensive stats away from the Oilers, his defensive stats with the Oilers, holy shit. You assholes don't respect or deserve him
forgot pic
>Sweden - Finland at 9 pm
>USA - Canada at 2 am
>no lectures tomorrow
The organization needs to burn. When I saw the play where McJesus got injured last season, all I could think was
>well, he had a good career
The Oilers just ruin careers these days. That's all they're good for.
Lube up
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Not even worried :)
Your down syndrome players can't save you today. I fear for your spirit
Sweden will win
I see that the american delusions have come back to haunt them.
You must be so happy Pulju is going to the Oilers, look at what they did to Nugent-Hopkins
king fan here
Born in LA
Lived there for 4 years , move around the country for years but have lived in Vegas for 16 years now
I'll remain loyal to my team of course but how do people handle this type of situation where the city you have lived in most of your life finally gets a team , do I slightly cheer for them or what? I'm already going to Jew some folks with my season tickets but still I do hope for moderate success
Is that okay?
Not really. I don't dislike pulju.
High quality post.
You only get one team in your life.
But yes, it's fully acceptable for you to hope for moderate success for them. You don't have to hate them.
Figured
I won't hate them after all many people here are excited about a sports team even if they aren't avid hockey fans which I know will change
I know it will be a more active fanbase than Phoenix at least plus stadium will look filled because of free tickets from casinos giving them away to employees like Broadway musicals
>You only get one team in your life.
This. Kind of a shame, because by all accounts you have a good argument to support Vegas, but still, rules are rules. You're allowed to root for them within reason, and should definitely go to some games(hockey is hockey) but don't start rocking their sweaters or anything crazy.
That's understandable.
They might try to start a rivalery with LA. But since they're so new that rivalery will take some time before it can get rooted.
>stadium will look filled because of free tickets from casinos
Free tickets doesn't always mean that people actually go to the game. You may fill it up more than you would have without them. But it will be very hard to really fill the place if you give away a lot of free tickets.
Good addition
LA will be the home team just like when they play in Anaheim and Phoenix
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Why would you want the cucks to win, do you hate white men?
Tim Hortons.
>Matthews carries McDavid they say
You are up early today, Canada. Have a coffee on me.
10 hours and WE WILL FEAST UPON SWEDISH BLOOD PRAISE UKKO
Early lecture obliges. Way ahead of you btw, but thanks anyway monkey.
Have a good day Leafbro.
You too Binland, have a good day.
good mornink /hoc/, is cofe time
(Yes). Have a (Tim Hortons) and a (You) this morning.
Only 22 days until Pulju loose.
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Yes.
>MORNING NEWS
- Team USA Bandagoners btfo by Russia 4-3
- NA U23s home jersey is declared the most beautiful piece of clothing in the history of the world
- Team Europe beats Dubs Republic 3-2 on overtime
- Buttman a faggot
- Drama ensues in Toronto this morning: Is Pulju elite or legend?
>TODAY'S GAMES
- Finland vs. Sweden, 3:00PM ET
- Canada vs. USA, 8:00 PM ET
PERKELE SAATANA JUMALAUTA VITTU
Känädä
youtube.com
PERKELE :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
IT WAS A GOAL
Tonight's the night.
T B H LADS, it's gonna be a bloodbath
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I know.
We're gonna lose so badly.
И ни oднoгo pyccкoгo, чepт пoбepи! NA-team played not bad. But team Russia dissapointes me.
ovechkin to gulag when??
Not gonna lie to you guys, if we lose tonight. i might kill myself
me too
>yfw Europe vs Canada finals
Hossa pls go
Don't worry Finland, you'll win over those stinky smelly darkies
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This desu, I just can't stand living if those smug bastard swedes win and get to semifinals.
Good morning, fellow hockey enthusiasists.
if the US is eliminated, I'm pulling for Sweden.
Sweden, plz....take me in as a refugee...
Good luck for tonight Sweden. Let's have a good and fair game =)
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''If''
I really feel sorry for you Binland
But it's pretty clear Sweden and Russia will get to semi finals
>Finland v Swedeland
>Canada v USA
It's rivalry night, lads. Go Canada and Finland.
Morning, taking my morning poo before I have my coffee
Doing it in a different order, just trying to live outside my comfort zone
So no one has a gif or webm of the bird celly?
Well the US will lose, just might not be til the next tournament
There you go senpai
good picks my friend
THANK YOU, BASED COMRADE
He'll be known to many as Jesse Pull-Harvey instead of Yes-Seh Pull-You-Yar-Vee
More like BULL-harvey
Is Finland gonna be the country that is hurt the most in the next WJC because of NHL? I mean potentially the whole line of Laine-Aho-Pulju can't come and Juolevi might no come either.
juho(((levi)))
BULJUUUUUU
OUR GUY
>tfw just bought 24 beers for 8€
>tfw no lectures or work tomorrow
Win or lose I'm going to get shitfaced tonight lads.
If >we lose tonight and Sweden advances I will literally kill my Swedish roommate.
Mun vero vitun rahoilla ostelemas kaliaa
reddit approves
2-4-6, 2 GP in the rookie tourney. My body is ready for the FINN WITH THE GRIN.
Will he make the Oilels right out of camp, or will they start him in the AHL to make sure he's used to the smaller ice? Remember, they sent Draisaitl down after camp last season.
What a nice looking boy
Slurppaappa dongia. Kukaan ei estänyt sua tekemäst ihan samoin niin turha vikistä.
>benching your entire 2nd line against the russians in the 3rd
You must kill him regardless of the outcome for the fatherland!
>datsyuk with questionable play, but probably cant catch mcdavid anyway
>defenseman leaves the pass wide open
go finlan
Too slow and Emelin is a shit defenseman
What a fucking effort from McMeme. Made the Ruskies look like they were standing still.
Welcome to our nightmare finlad
Easily the best line in the whole tournament and they were only 17
He's a fast guy
Juolevi was the real MVP of that team. At least in the sense that he was the most irreplaceable. There were literally no competent defensemen behind him(maybe Saarijärvi somewhat, but he couldn't have carried the defense like Juolevi did). Aho second, Laine third, Pulju fourth.
Free (You)s, no questions asked.
hockey is gay lol
Nice pupper. I saved this one last season, some user posted him and said he was killed in a pitbull attack.
RIP OILPUP
is you're name hockey lol?
>mfw binland gets btfo by literallly reddit: the country
no my name is don
-don
shut up don
/hoc/ ded
rip f
That's woofer :^)
Have another Oil pupper on me
>these stats
we NFL now
>If >we lose tonight and Sweden advances I will literally kill my Swedish roommate.
Already alerted the local police department. You'd have to be pretty delusional to think our team can win Sweden tonight. Literally the second best team at this tournament.
Have some faith user. >we've memed through worse situations.
Nice doggo. Was Woofer yours?
Dutch man
my name ends in "burg". I'm of dutch heritage. But why is it spelled with a U when "berg" is dutch for "mountain" and "burg" is not a word?
the first part of my name is a dutch word, not a german word. "burg" is german for mountain
Sorry bruh but I'm not Dutch.
Finn-lad on tour 2bh.
>yfw Finland loses today and then goes on to win against Russia just to cuck them out of the semis
>mfw
But don't do that, >you guys have to beat the dirty fucking Swedes today.
>Perry and Määttä are infamous for being slow
>top the speed chart
i hope finland loses today
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If >we lose tonight, it's because Quick is a defense babby and Schneider should have been in net
i hope you get a fungal infection on your right foot
It still hurts
>roots for the >shorks
>expects them not to choke at some point
Wew lad.
are they seriously starting quick?
lmao
meem magick for usa win pls
It won't go away any time soon, fampai. Oilels fan here, '06 still hurts my soul.
Mike Lange and Pasquel Dupuis came to my school last night. Lange was hilarious, Dupuis was p awkward desu
thank u kek
>picking a team
Casuals out
>Schneider
>tfw going to jail in a week
What did you do, Sven?
kek for what
Being a swede is a crime in itself, off with his head!
>quick
>defense babby
>bishop
>pad/height babby
>schneider
>competent
USA is pretty lackluster with the goalie depth tbqh
He's a white male
punched a security guard lol
>height babby
i dont get this argument
are you saying he wouldnt be as good if he were shorter? What's the point? He will never be shorter. Meanwhile, quick might have shittier defense
>The city of CSKA Moscow
how long you going away for? also swedish jail has internet right?
Well done!
For how long will you be locked up?
Full story plz. Aren't swedish jails like nice hotels
His goaltending strategy is to wear humongous pads and kneel
>also swedish jail has internet right?
Yes. But it's not that common for prisoners to have access to it. If they do it's regulated, China style.
Compared to american ones, yes. But no.
works pretty well desu
sentenced to a month and some other stuff after it
>tfw I got an email from my new hockey (((account manager)))
maybe I can feel up her jewbs if I tell her I wont renew my tickets
Okay, cool. Have fun!
Try to keep the cloths you get for extra street cred
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You gotta tell her you want to talk in person. Bring condoms.
I miss my THICC account rep. I hope the new one is thick too
Sweden is superior to binland
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Good post
t. Pär-Håkan Lundgren from Åland
is it true swedes in Finland are the highly educated and wealthy?
Yes and they have usually less mongoloid features than finns
Rask vs. Lundqvist confirmed
What does he look like?
>Finnish goaltending vs. Lundpad
5-4 final score confirmed
hilarious if true
>memenada
Sweden is a much better country and hockey team than Finland. Finland is simply not very good at sports and they also smell bad.
Thanks.
It's true but the funniest thing is that the most mongoloid looking guy on the national team has a swedish surname.
>this is the face of an actual canadian
About to run out for some Taco Bell. Please supply me with a few (You)s for good luck!
Smothered chicken burrito m8
Do you guys have Mucho Burrito down there?
Our rapebabbies are seen as demigods in Finland. Their faint trace of swedish blood is what makes Finland what it is instead of a tribal society of swamp niggers.
just found out the Finnish national anthem was written in Swedish
also every notable person from Finland has Swedish heritage
wtf? how can one country be so cucked?
If you count farmers and fishermen as highly educated and wealthy
Mumin is also swedish
MUH DICK
So does lundqvist wearing huge pads, but he and bishop might just get exposed this year
:^)
Most of them?
Nah.
Some of them?
Yah.
Most Fennoswedes are farmers and fishermen living on the coast in bumfuck villages.
Don't forget that Helsinki was founded by Swedes and the real original name is Helsingfors. Helsinki is just a corruption of the swedish name.
You're lying Göran!
Finland is the swedish name for the country, they call it Soumi themselves.
that's right if it wasn't for Russia, Finland would be swedish still and would share all our recent political success
:)
Fennomans took over.
Finland is actually a part of Sweden, but now it is officially a bufferzone against Russia. In exchange, they get puppet independence to keep the finngolian majority calm.
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>all our recent political success
>success
Y u b8ing so hard here lad.
Don't worry Finland, I said you guys > Sweden.
Swedes are such jerks!
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The white men came to finland and left behind civilization.
Sorry :(
Someone make a pre match thread.
>it's a "finland gets absolutely shit on by Sven and his merry band of other countries" episode
I like this one desu
no u
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>tell finn to get working
>don't
finns are rude tßh
>tssh
>falling for german geschäft
Kek
Dat banter
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Stop triggering me guise
Be very very afraid, Finland.
Why is Landeskog always so fired up when playing us?
He's a nigger
berg is german for mountain.
burg means castle in german and iirc in dutch too
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Fuck it's gonna be a good day for hokkei, lads.
Is the world cup gonna be every two years or something like that?
>Finland wins
>USA wins
I agree
>Finland wins
>USA gets absolutely BTFO and withdraws from international hockey
FTFY
6-4 Finland
3-1 USA
every 4 years like the Olympics
>implying they will do this gay shit again
Neither of those will happen
wadup peeps
Is he cell key material?
rooting for finlan
Well i can't talk for everyone. But when i went to school i had several fins in my class. It was always pretty fun banting with them when it came to hockey.
The ammount of shit i got after Sweden lost to fucking Belarus was hysterical now that i look back at it. Put i sure as shit paid it back when Finland dropped the 5-1 lead.
It was more or less just like real life Cred Forums.
>when i went to school i had several fins in my class
You mean like third generation immigrants or something?
>But when i went to school i had several fins in my class.
Fucking northlander commies leave
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you can't even see the puck
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>mfw 5-2 goal
bla bla personal blog
SO HYPED UP!!!
>when Finland dropped the 5-1 lead.
Trigger warning that shit bruh.
That game legitimately scarred me for life.
Now whenever >we lead against Sweden with a large margin I get irrationally nervous.
I'm cheering for Sweden desu
>hating on based Norrland
me too senpai
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
Second generation most of them. And of them was fucking batshit insane. I went to school with them from age 8 to 18.
>10yo me sitting in class.
>One of the fins is starting to act up again.
>He stands up on the bench and say "Do you want to see my mumindal" to the female teacher.
>Mumidal was a synonym for his dick so he basicly stod on the bench and swinged that mumindal around like a madman.
>Family moved away in shame or something like that, because i never saw him again after two weeks of mumingate.
Rest of the fins were pretty chill, i still watch hockey with them sometimes. They told me that the finish hockey leauge died after jokkerit left.
Not sure if he was feed to much coffee or something.
WIN ONE FOR PULJU, FINNLADS.
Go Finland, smack Sweden in the face with your mumindals!
top kek
Even Pulju was made in sweden
>He stands up on the bench and say "Do you want to see my mumindal" to the female teacher.
ny/uutiset
Will the canes finish in the top 20?
>Gaudreau is still contractless
>flimflams
>Ward and Lack in net
>not a single first liner on the team
They might as well put their entry in for the Nolan Patrick sweepstakes right now
But he plays for Finland. Checkmate, Sven.
Dank
>not trusting Eddie
Pic very related
Delete
hokkei
t. kanada
hey janny stop removing my comments
-don
Hey Don, nice to meet you, hope your day(?) is going great.
- Pekka from Kuusamo
thanks for the consonance pekka best of luck in the bettman cup
-don
Gonna be a good season, r-right?
Hype for my Phaneuf jersey to get here on Friday.
>Sweden literally getting cucked out of it's hockey players
Brave
/hoc/ noob here, im interested in learning/watching hockey. did the season already start?
No, but the World Cup of Hockey is on so get to it lite nigger
helsinki was founded by russia though :D
or actually it was made the capital of suomi under russian rule
ah I see, but why is there a team europe and team n. america?
So every team can be competitive. Europe includes any good player not from Finland, Sweden, Russia and Czechia. Team North America is the best players from N.A 23 and under
International hokkei on NHL sized rinks suck tqbh wty famykel
NHL sized rinks are trash, desu. But, increasing their size would remove premium seats, so it will never change
How's the desu bot, work?
We might get eliminated, but at least we don't have a state of emergency for being too gay
>Hype for my Phaneuf jersey to get here on Friday.
is this a joke
yes
With a place like Sask i would expect most AIDs cases come from guys barebacking Indian whores and shooting up crack and sharing needles.
I though most canagays lived in Vancover or Toronto
>mfw the poosa beats us but gets eliminated anyway
how big are dental implant clinics in canada?
>tfw just realized Taylor Hall got traded
>finland vs sweden
literally who cares
>Oilcucks thinking they weren't ruining his career
Move Nugent-Hopkins before you ruin him even more
we'll give you Tanev for Draisaitl
Salty.
>American Hockey
At least we know nobody cares
But true
Why so mad?
Laine is a retarded bust
>Henrik L0ndqvist
>they took laine over pulju
>jest
I really hope you laffers kick Buergland's ass tonight and send them home for good
>Abdul Qaidir home in time for training camp
yay!
too bad larks is still out there. Kid has been playing with a chip on his shoulder, he needs to talk to papa Z
Edmonton is place where talents go to die
Hey guys how are you?
Whos ready for can - usa?
not sure if i'll watch the game or go out for steak
guess we'll have to see
i think canada wins 4-0
Me desu
VERY bad post
>mfw finnish talent evaluation strikes again
Quite ready. Going to get some sleep before the game. Just have one question. Should I get a beer or a piece of apple pie for the game?
Im gonna be raiding in WoW for the first time in 5 years
>Watching USA's early elimination
What do you think?
Hedman Stralman elite
OEL a elite
Just once I'd like to see the whole Canada squad, no substitutions, no big pieces injured.
>Slovakia
>recognizing talent
Not even once.
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>Canadian teams
>not getting cucked
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>split from the Czechs
>immediately become irrelevant in hokkei
Oh my.
>implying Czechs aren't also losing relevance
The only good thing communists did was keeping hockey strong
c'mon now samefag, we're already dead
B-but I heard Finland was GOAT.
It's alright, Jagr hasn't retired yet.
>they actually took Laine over Pulju
The unfettered, intergalactic madmen
>implying your "grit" team is going to score even a single goal in this meme tournament
I don't think I can handle it if Pulju rockets off right away. Too much meme.
>implying Laine should have carried this team
Pulju would have been fucked in this tournament way worse than Laine.
He has a year left at most
>pronouncing memes as "me-mes"
FUCKING SPORTSNET
lel have you seen how fast the madman is? Pulju skated circles around slow ass laine.
I pronounce it "may-muhs" desu
3 minutes until Traverse city hockey without meme commentary or fancy replays
redwings.nhl.com
I know right? Canada is already GOAT, now imagine if they chose all the right players
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Stop bullying
Stone wasn't snubbed, they just don't take right wingers. There are literally 0 RWs on the team.
People have said that for at least the last five years.
Rude.
>Finland?
>more like LOSERLAND
Not really seeing who he is better than on the roster.
boys...
Bold words from a guy whose country hasn't won any senior international tournament in 20 years.
lol
what kind of hip check was that
Shut the fuck up skipper
I cant really tell you how much americans on the whole really do not care about hockey. Its on a shitty meme network and ESPN never covers it
laine is nothign but a poor mans pulkkinen
good bye cruel world
komarov is a faggot
nah he a good boy dindu nuffin
>tfw werenski already out
I still call it a snub. You don't simply pass up on a 60+ points player who's the uncontested GOAT at taking the puck away from the opposition for the sole reason that he's a right winger
Not calling him bad or anything, but he could have taken Duchene's spot imo
Final: Canada - Russia
/close
And binland
I am hurting so bad
Canada - NA
>Not Canada-Europe
Dismissed.
I feel like if Finland took Pulju over Laine
and played Rask from the start
they would at least be 1-1 in this tournament
>and niemi backing up rask
rinne has no business playing this tournament
he's a bad goalie and a system babbi
that is called alcohol withdrawl, you need to have a drink right now esa
Finnish media has created massive pressure for Laine, it's not helping at all. Also, Marjamäki, our new coach is a massive retard, he has no idea how games work in this scale.
pulju would be as ineffectual as laine. really binland's problem is too much inexperienced youth and crappy vets. but you are right, playing rinne really did not help them.
Cant, need to be at office in 8 hours. Time for some 30 Rock and sleep.
Good night Cred Forums, have a splendid hockey evening/night
it is a coin flip between him and duchene, and canada has won gold before with duchene in the lineup. don't fix if it isn't broken.
good night my friend
youtube.com
on my porch
on this frosty autumn day
with my hoodie on
rocking in my chair
waiting for the puck to drop
are you ready
>tfw I accidentally paused at that frame during a HITB episode years ago, screencapped and posted it a couple of times on ylilauta and this is the first time I've seen it being posted again
>perry
where is game thread?
I'm ready for the Canada/usa game, haven't watched any of the other games at home yet though. Can anyone provide a good link for streaming (in English)?
have a (You) for your good screencapping taste
Russia> NA
NA>Europe>Finland
Europe>USA
Post your Bulju folders faggots
were you the russian that was posting stuff in the last game thread
It's literally been four and a half years since I screencapped it and I only posted it maybe five times, but I still remembered that reaction image. Meme magic.
What's at stake in this USA Canada matchup? How serious do we take it?
Does the answer depend on who wins?
USA loses, they're out I think
if usa lose they lose out
I cant decide whether USA or Canada deserve my support and mememagic
if they lose, they are pretty much out. only scenario they can advance is if canada goes 3-0, everyone else goes 1-2, and the USA has the tiebraker. not impossible but not likely.
What said. Europe already clutched, so Canada winning would make them clutch as well, leaving USA and Czechia in the dust.
I don't think anyone wants Finnish meme magic after today
For USA this is do or die. Team USA officials have talked about how their team was built to beat Canada so being eliminated AND failing to beat Canada would be humiliating
For Canada this is important since it would clinch a berth in the semi finals with a game to spare.
Not sure if I'll watch the whole game so I'll start early
>USA BTFO
>USA BTFO
>USA BTFO
>USA BTFO
if you don't cheer for canada i'll cheer for you to go 0-3
>everyone else goes 1-2
>not impossible
>What is Team Europe
>if USA loses they're out
>Canada will gloat like it matters
>USA will continue to say 1993 which is the only year that matters
>Canada will continue to try to bully USA even though no one cares about this meme tourney
>Canada will be the biggest losers no matter who wins this meme tourney
oh shit, did europe beat chechnya? nevermind, team USA confirmed for cadaver
>usa stands a chance
looking forward to it lad
>WHC
>meme tourney
>WJrs
>meme tourney
>WCoH
>meme tourney
>Olympics
>meme tourney
>tfw people try to elevate club teams over national teams
i guess americans only chant 'USA' ironically
If Canada loses, is there a possibility that they dont advance? Who are they playing against after USA?
Now you're getting it
Anyone have a thread?
Kesler already talking about refpuck in the pre-game interviews.
>Kesler: "Well, whether we win today or not, it depends on the refs."
LMAOOO!
Czech. We've already scored a lot of goals in our 1st game. We'll win any tie-breaker. Unless we lose 10-0 against the Czechs, of course.
Say it with me kids!:
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shut up you dumb chink
LOL USA fuggin sucks hahaha
Man we will wreck Russia so hard
new /hoc/
I know alfie, In one year he'll be back to being swedish.