Russia up 4-1
Murray pulled
Rielly and Maple Laffs niggers on suicide watch
/WCOH/ Russia v.s North America
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Why do Matt Murray and Ryan Murray need their initials on their jerseys
>not being able to tell a goalie from a skater
WEW
this game lads
>take out the Canadian "goalie"
>team plays good again because they know shots will be stopped
HMMMMMMM
4-2 nigger
4-2
revenge of the babbys
AND THEN RIELLY SCORED GET FUCKED PUTIN
NAtzis COMING BACK
is Reilly elite?
THE
MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD
M E M E G A M E
Morgan Reilly is fucking elite
my boy rielly
fuck you murray
>Caused two goals
>Scores one
He needs a hatty to make up for his Laffs tier performance
>Continent vs a country
What. I know Russia's big as shit but how does this make sense to combine USA & Canada
NA is only U24
Kikel is so bad
North America is an U23 team
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE SHIT
I know your small American brain can't comprehend things, but just sip your beer and watch the game
Trump.
>kikel
>whistle when he would have scored if he hit the net
R E F P U C K
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what the fuck auston? tip it towards the net next time
>Russia needs to push the net away to prevent a goal
>no penalty for intentionally knocking the net off
RIGGED
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SO MUCH RAPE
TEAM ARYAN NATION TEAM ARYAN NATION TEAM ARYAN NATION TEAM ARYAN NATION TEAM ARYAN NATION TEAM ARYAN NATION
Is I am the only dude who don't give a shit about this even????
>kuznetsov acting like a bird
did they give him the wrong kind of PED before the game?
>reddit itt clamoring for imaginary penalty shots
you kids are cute :)
>there were people who thought Eichel is better than Barkov
never come to hockey related board ever again.
The most dangerous lead heading into the third. Can Russia outmeme NA?
I just found out my sister-in-law is having a kid. They tried to call me but I told them I was busy watching Russia rape a bunch of babies. Now they won't pick up.
How did Funland fail to score more when team NA has a goalie and defence like this?
Team NA has a great offence, but you can really tell that they lack experience many times. Even if Russia got lucky as fuck with 2 goals. Goal 3 and 4 was just terribly done by team NA.
Sells more product to people more likely to spend money on it.
I guess the kids arent alright
>thinking hockey players use
PEDs
He was doing the ultimate form of chirping
They forgot they were playing against
>Canadian goaltending
>sister in law
who the fuck cares?
Your brother married a shit person if she doesn't understand hockey is bigger than anything else.
>not enough countries play furpuck
>have to make up amateur meme teams
gib pics of sister toples
Kot Blini
Based Markov
Hope he plays with that kind of fire during the season.
>stealing my joke
STOP CALLING IT TEAM CANADA YOU FUCKING MORON
>canadians and americans are this triggered
fuk u im watching my russian quiz show they run between the periods
"it's 2016 lmao" - Elliot Friedman
>full-time NHL players besides Matthews (who will make the Laffs for sure )
>amateur
Wew. That gulag threat really worked wonders, didn't it?
are those pancakes? better be pancakes
[spoiler]Sorry m8, it was too good to pass up[/spoiler]
>finland
>scoring
pick one.
Hello. I am in the market for a Russian friend. I want RUS/CZE final with RUS win 2-1.
Pls pm :3
While the goaltender was really bad, he didn't get any decent suport from any of the defenders. There should be some decent defender in NA team.
Russia might choke in the third if they are lucky.
>florida panthlels
ahahahahaha
Remove CZ
>that Ovi
pretty gone there bud
I had a Russian flatmate and he introduced me to pancakes filled with minced beef, goat snacks just a shame it takes so much effort to make.
I fear I'm just tuning into this tournament for the first time, I had a busy weekend. How has this shit been?
Team NA's defence is all meme "analytics" types like Karlsson that can't actually defend
Lectures in 4 hours and here I am watching meaningless furpuck game while sipping beer.
Losing your no. 1 in minutes is messing with an already fragile defense.
Trouba is good, but you can't throw someone like him, who has been scratched for a majority of the games, in Ekblad's spot.
Rielly was the defenseman who fucked up on most of those
pretty meme
ur "education" is pointless
Im starting to get worried about you funland.
>Finish goaltending
>Finland scoring.
If this keeps up, the only thig you bring to the hockey rink is memes and that would suck. Please produce another Teemu Selänne as soon as possible.
kuzy goal was on him, jones got walked on the other goal against
Oh boy. You also fell for the ''le 4th forward man'' meme, didn't you?
He wasn't, he fucked up once with the shitty stick check on Kucherov.
He doesn't watch hockey. I don't know what went wrong.
>implying your lectures aren't just as meaningless
Nice to see PC's pedostache is gone
This year
Shit meant Kuznetsov.
technically yes I'm planning on becoming a NEET after I'm done with this shit, just don't want to let my parents down quite yet so I'm pretending I'm trying
i bet you're not worried after tomorrow when we WRECK YOUR ASS BITCHHHH
That fucking chick asking to put the kids to bed without dessert
If there were girls on that team and a guy asked it, he'd be fired
youtube.com
>mad that your team is so shitty they only have one player in the meme tourny
>LAFFS
Anyone here unironicly a leafs fan? Why?
Soooooooo Comrades, where in Russia are we watching the game from tonight?
Vladivostok here.
Nah. It will end up with a booring 3-1 win for us. Last goal is in empty net.
What makes you think they haven't already given up on you
best game of the memecup 2bh
kazan
>implying I got to pick
we have goat jerseys and everyone hates us
>someone is so assblasted by an elite defenseman that he made an entire video about his mistakes
You could the same type of video for every elite defenseman mate
>leafs have all the goals for team na
>mcdavid can't get points without matthews
kalmkia reporting in
soooo... stream?
ya veeshu teebya
Petersbourg
Then make one for Doughty
Crimea
Yakutsk here
firstrow
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ukhta
Is this McDavid guy serious? Can he ever make a big play for his team?
Why the fuck is he captain?
Ukraine
I'm not butthurt enough
Broker
They should have played a simple round robin tournament where each team played each other team once.
>Why the fuck is he captain?
pity so he doesn't kill himself, his teammates are so much better than him
What a stupid hook
Elizabeth NJ
dude he's unironically amazing
Khabarovsk.
Took two days off from work becasuse I'm sick
>Canada wins the whole thing halfway through
Boring desu
enigmatic russians be committing bad stick penalties, as they're known to do
bad move Malkin-ballz
But Teemu "Can't win any championships" Selänne is not what finland needs. he is the flagship of culture of losing important games.
RNH
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HOLD ON TO YOUR MEMES
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COMEBACK
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B
A
C
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fuggggg
THAT FUCKING POWERPLAY
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
THE NUGE
THIS
FUCKING
GAME
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
>PO33N4
REV UP THOSE ENGINES BOYS
REDS
NOT
HAPPY
That's one fat kok.
Wtf happend to Malkin? used to be good. Sucks dicks on team Rusky
SSSCAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MacKinnon should have been captain of this team
THE NUGE IS HUGE
>Took two days off from work
gulags are getting lax i see
>not Saad
just doesn't care, rly
NUGE
IS
HUGE
U
G
E
He got cucked by Bill the Thrill so he feels unimportant and acts the role.
Canada scores
Mfw these kids could win it all
inb4 meme on meme overmeme
>tfw your countries hockey program is diminishing so quickly by the next World Cup you'll have to merge with the EuroTrash
where's his chin?
He's been huge for this team, offensively, defensively, and leadership/sticking up for himself and his team.
It's a fucking disgrace McMeme got the C for jersey sales.
>MACKINNON THE BULL
>delegated to being essentially a 3rd line center on your elite playoff run-making team because you lack chemistry with literally everyone
I'll never understand Malkin.
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Ekblad > MacKinnon > McDavid > Saad
Best game of the tourny to be quite honest with you
MacKinnon is too Colorado to be a captain
oh fuggg the right from kamchatka
>McMeme
Fuck this bust
>mcpenalized
>SAVES A GOAL
THAT SACRIFICE FOR THE TEEM
EARNING THAT "C" NIGGAS
>connor mchook
lol McBust is terrible when he's not being carried by Auston
Malkin used to steal the players brought in to play with Crosby
>ekblad
Too soft
>muh head is sore i can't play
But some Oilers bust isn't? He'll be signing shit at flea markets in 10 years dude.
The Avs are relevant.
saved a goal because shit american defending
>McPIMs
shamefur dispray
he started speaking english
Would Lake her Baikal
could be kalmyk desu
Auston's goal was all McDavid
Here's your (You)
>Avs
>Relevant since 2001
I mean fuck the Oilers are more relevant than you because of 2006.
t.not even an oilels fan
>tfw he no am score
has mcmeme even got a point yet
Malkin is Punished snake?
Yea he got an assist
>miss 20 great wide open opportunities
>puck bounces to Auston by sheer luck on a bad shot attempt
Canadian delusion, McMeme can't do anything on his own.
Did all the work on Matthews' tap in
Assist last game, assist this game.
Based Cooter, elder statesman of the team bring the grit
Why is russia's pp so awful?
Nobody gives a shit about the Oilers or any other B ranked Canadian team you roll up the rim retard
have you even been watching the game or just 100% shitposting
Yeah he's gotten some scorekeeper gift assists, not doing much out there
>all mcdavid
but it went in the net, mcdavid has the scoring touch of david clarkson
@71361586
I already gave you your (You), now buzz off.
I know America is trying to be relevant but saying blatantly false things is no way to do that, friendo
>that bird celly
I need a gif of this ASAP
who?
nvr seen bob do that before w his stick
>he cares for them more than me
i'm gonna kneel during the canadian anthem tomorrow
yknow, for the brothers
>russians
>strategy
Plus you need a decent defenceman to do most zone entries/PP formations
>creates a play and dishes to Matthews for an unmissable tip in
>scorekeeper gift assist
some maple laff shitter
No Murray no win
>no salary retained
>anyone
>caring about lumbus
wew
Just like nobody gives a shit about the avalanche of an organization in colorado, you cheeseburger guzzling amerilard
their strategy seems to be "win"
looks like it's going pretty well desu
the Subbans?
I know canada is trying to keep the deflated hype balloon that is McMeme afloat but he's already been completely exposed this tournament. he's a complete non-factor when matthews isn't on the ice with him. even reily is more dangerous than him.
>gaybeckis still mad that colorado stole their team
cucked
The shilling for NAT and against Russia on ESPN makes this nearly unwatchable not on mute.
STOP SHILLING SOME GAY ASS CHAIR MADE OF STICKS
Shoulda just made canada junior team. Americans kinda ruining team
>tfw no north american gf
OH FUCK BOYS ANOTHER PENULTY
Yeah, just a bunch of dead cap space that will come back to haunt you when you are making a playoff push
>this american delusion
>mad at a player who only needed half a season to get nominated for the Calder
RIGGED
>ESPN
grim
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Let's do some quick research
Avalanche Stan Lee Cups since 1993: 2
Canada: 0
WEW LAD
the only things the avs are relevent to is conversations discussing "most likely to miss the playoffs" desu
>doesnt know how ltir works
sad really
ABSOLUTELY RIGGED
REFPUCK
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
FIVE
ON
THR33
>yfw Ovi knock the puck into his own net in OT
>delay of game
HERE WE GO
This is such a meme game
>the """"""rookie"""""" of panarin
5-ON-3
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would be cool to have canada east and canada west
>oy vey we cant have usa and na both lose out in the round robin
what time is it in russia
If they don't score, it might as well be over.
the most meme penalty in the most meme tourney
>calder nomination
>that confirmation bias
lol wow you mean the same canadian media who hyped him before he ever set foot on nhl ice gave him an undeserved nomination? you don't say. must be nice to take half the season off resting and stat pad on a garbage team in the worst division in hockey against teams that don't get up to play you.
You're the one that doesn't know how LTIR works
>lol we just get infinite cap space
The biggest thing that you lose is that you don't "build" cap space through the season, severely limiting your deadline options
>delay of game is the most objective indisputable penalty
>still riggedpuck somehow
Depends where you live seeing as it's massive, Moscow time is like 2 hours ahead of GMT so 5.30 AM
This PP1 sucks compared to the PP2 line
>these misses
babbies pls
B O B
O
B
Schiefele can shoot but he can't hit the net and he can't do anything else
>mcmeme misses another point blank shot
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
YOU FUCKING CLOWNS
Will Bobrovsky finally stay healthy?
USA chant?
kek
>Calder Cup rigged for McDavid
>a Russian wins it
Really makes you think
TOO MUCH MAN
TOO MUCH MEME
>american goaltending
ONEJOB
N
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B
MEMENGRAD
FUCKING PUT SAAD IN!
>calder cup
lel
>rigged
>journalists invent a new definition for the award to prevent mcdavid from winning
ROSSIYA ROSSIYA
>bias = rig
nice strawman. the fact that mcbust was even nominated was a farce. no other sport can you take half a season off and have a chance to win.
>4 on 4
>no Larkin
HOW'S THE RUBLE DOING IGOR?
>you don't "build" cap space
>deadline options
lel what a joke, are you serious? trade deadline is a meme
this tbhfams
it's an award for best rookie, not for best rookie who played an entire season.
Who buys a NAT jersey? Some faggot leaf fan prob
larcuck is useless, plus it was going to become a SH situation and larcuck doesn't kill penalties
Proud NATIONALISTS
>one minute left
>na pulls tendie
>pavel scores on the empty net from 200 feet away
Larkin is a top meme with space on the ice, senpai
Yeah, it's the best rookie, not "best 40 games" or "best if the NHL season was only half as long".
you can't make a credible comparison when one guy literally misses half the season resting. panarin/gostisbehre/larkin etc. had to play through the entire grind of a season on teams that made the playoffs and actually had responsibilities.
>CCCP flag
>nominate a player who isn't even elligible according to some arbitrary criteria that doesn't even exist
>don't even give him the trophy
For what purpose?
>bob playing well only to come columbus and being back-up for Korpisalo
kek, feel bad for the guy.
cccp was the best hockey nation this world has ever seen
>McMeme
Pretty much everyone on this team is great 4x4. Larcuck has been useless all tourny
gommies made ruskie hokkei great
>matthews' stick too short
Of course
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I agree, except for the inclusion of panarin.
Radulov should be considered for "rookie" of the year by these meme merits
Honestly with goal differential probably being the difference in group b, do you even pull the goalie?
>gostisbehre/larkin
So you want to nominate players who got less points despite playing more just because they played more?
>mcoffsides
I cant watch this game, im just checking the thread once in a while.
lol kikel
maybe not but they will anyway
KIKEL REKT
LELMELIN LAYING EM OUT
Larkin has been fine, some good looks, just overslooked for kikel/mcmeme/johnny manlet/bustthews/etc
who the fuck is korpisalo
WHY IS THIS SO INTENSE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MEANINGLESS MEME CUP
He has been a giveaway machine, ruined a three on one with a brutal pass
I don't think Eichel knows where he is right now
Ran into the freight train known as Alexie Emelin, whew
this is some good shit
rielly holy fuck, that was some crazy shit
I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER HERE
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME
>mcpenaltydrawer
>this pace
I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK
RIELLY IS
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TIME FOR A 6 ON 4
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ITS HABBENING
DELET
I was playing rocket league for the past two hours. What did I miss?
Orlov, y u do diz
>MACKINNON WILL SCORE DUBS SAYS
>this is the first team NA action I've seen so far
Fucking f where have I been this is ebin
HOLY FUCK IM SHAKING
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Reminder if Gibson started they would have won
RIELLY IS ELITE
Welp, the better team lost, hope they can beat Sweden.
THE MEME IS DEAD
BASED RUSSIYA
Whoo go russia!
B O B R O V S K Y
BEST COP ON THE FORCE
Nah. He's not that good.
M E N E S
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POSTESBERE
damn that was a good game
Man, just think if they didn't play a >Canadian goalie
who
>cheering for finland tmrw
here
?
woulda shoulda coulda
Youngfags done
Fuck Sweden
The difference here:
>FINNISH
>GOALTENDING
Bobrovsky won this game
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Fuck Sverige. Finland is love
This.
Guess Fleury going to be the starter again, what with that other felluh committing suicide and all.
>datsyuk didn't get a 200' empty netter
ONE JOB GARY
He's better than
>Canadian goaltending
Grats Bob
>pane of glass
>scoring
wtf why russia has the goaltending we usually get in these tournaments?
No one ever said a pane of glass wasn't sharp when it's broken