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>Mike Perry's cornerman (the one who proposed to his wife before getting his jaw broken by Cirkunov) was arrested for domestic violence in May
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>Sonnen says he will lose his entire purse if he pisses hot
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schaub bless

LONG LIVE THE KING

Michael Johnson vs Khabib

Hella
F*cking
Epic

4th for peru is a faggot.

Schaub bless

Schaub, Bless

Schaub bless you too bro, go to bed.

bless you again bro

Isn't his religious shit over? The fuck is taking Khabib so long to get a fight?

Johnson would get smothered for 3-5 rounds

You need someone with Tibau tier takedown D to stop Khabib

nate diaz won both fights

I fell hard for the no gi meme, lads.

Just got back from the ER, after nearly two hours of waiting I got shuffled in and a doc looked me over for a couple minutes. It's staph but probably not the antibiotic resistant kind. Waiting on test results to know for sure.

gross

Why should I believe you? I only believe people that post pics.

Let it develop, get some of those big staph holes in ya

Nice meme

He heem'd an old man, impressive.

he doesn't have knees anymore

@71362101
Please drop the trip and I will be happy to (You) you.

objective fact m8, majority decision is hardly a win, especially with so much obvious corruption involved

Why did Schaub feel it was necessary for to land that hammer fist. What a dirty fucking piece of shit.

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It wasn't the no gi meme(I have no idea what that means anyway), it was the place you trained at and the people you trained with.

Sorry, no pics. I'm not anybody famous but I have recognizable tattoos.

The guy who scored it 47-47 was retarded, there was no 10-8 round at all. It was a clear 3-2.

if 3 was 10-8 then so was 2

More post traumatic seizures btw. Schaub bless.

BECAUSE IT'S HEEM OR GET HEEMED OUT HERE YEH?

Any where I've been has been really strict about people training with open wounds and are really hell bent on keeping everything sanitary. This also has to do with you, did you have any type of open wound you shouldn't' have been training with?

Haha what? The fight conceivably could have been stopped in the third round if it hadn't ended, Nate was never in major trouble in the second round.

Yeah, I had just got my cauliflower ear drained and stitched. I'm afraid they're going to have to cut some of it away.

Pleb here. Conor's next oponent? and when

You are imagining a different reality to fit your narrative

Then it your fault and you should have waited for it to heal. Trust me dude, I've been there and done that, it sucks to be able to not train because of something like that, but you kind of put yourself and the people you train with because of it. Live and learn.

why does Sage talk with all this "yes sir absolutely,no sir absoluteley not" temrminolgy?thats an army terminology if I recall correctly where you are supposed to answer with a certain way in your superiors

Francis Ngannou a French guy

Eddie Alvarez, November 12

I meant that I've had open wounds that I've had to let heal before I've trained, not staph. I've never had it, and don't want to.

>ur just imagining things
Can't argue with that!

I finally figured out why 204 is the way it is, people talk of the tourney of jacare/weidman/rockhold/yoel

they ain't even in the running for MW gold. vitor vs moussai two guys bisping has been trying to fight for years, and rashad vs kennedy

this is the rematch tournament. moussasi fight never happened a few times, lost to other 3, only other losses to avenge would be wanderlei and sonnen who appear due for a rematch, ufc release chael without drama, chael is trying to milk bellator and come back to fight bisping after bisping fights vitor and tim/shad(can't figure out who ufc thinks will win that one)


the big 4 in their prime, are getting blown out by old guys with names.

>inb4 janny delet this

tfw Piana posting has finally died off

Schaub bless.

it's been dead for months mate, the meme wasn't strong enough

only cause you've reported it

I wouldn't even know how to do that.

What the fuck does that freak and 3 year old /fit/ meme have to do with MMA?

Mark Coleman is still strong af desu,

youtube.com/watch?v=R08kZ5BERR4

We are simply hibernating.

Only to strike again when Schaubfags are vulnerable.

some goof tried to start up pianaposting on /heem/ to combat schaubposting, it failed obviously

Rate these opponents based on difficulty level from 1 to 10 , provided they're up against Conor:

Khabib
Eddie Alvarez
Nick Diaz
GSP

1 1 1 1

pushing around an equally old ass manlet isn't a feat of strength

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I remember Brendan Schaub had a reddit Q&A where some guy asked him about his braindamage,Brendan sperged out and got all defensive about it.Can /heem/ post the screencap?

Rogan is very virile, and thick.

>reddit dislikes schaub
hmmm really makes you think about anti-schaub boys......

just capped it for you my man

KEK

>this is considered sperging out
he just replied to a passive aggressive comment reasonably and honestly.

Schaub knocked this up. He's winning at life.

Schaub bless

Yeah fuck that guy, schuab didn't retire because of a brain injury, he retired because of multiple sustained brain injuries and a complete inability to compete

Nah Cred Forumsro he got epically trolled

you seem shook lad

It wasn't Ben Rothwell's fault, r-right? He just triggered Brendan's brain injury beyond repair, is that correct?

I don't think he sperged out but that question and Brendan treating it like the guy was being serious was pretty funny.

Schaub wasn't even that bad ffs

He almost heemed Rothwell who before JDS was looming for a title shot himself

Anyone got the Brendan Cryonator screencap?

youtube.com/watch?v=DXdYSCT5yB0

What if I'm rolling and somebody accidentally elbows me in the face and my lip bleeds a bit? Should I stop training for sanitary purposes?

I love that Schaub's greatness continues to be the axis around which /heem/ revolves.

These are generally absolute shit
Don't post it again please

This, not to mention Rothwell popped for PEDs like a fight or two after

>Can't handle the banter

Wow, all those posts about Schaub, we are truly blessed today.

Schaub is /heem/

He is our mascot, our friend, our.....

God

stop sperging out bro

hey pussy are you still there

good post

Cred Forums wouldn't even let mepost it thining it was spam, unbelievable Schaubness with us here today in /heem/.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z228VFG1JIA

>tfw thinking about how goat the 205 embeddeds are going to be

>all the fags in the UFC Embedded comments saying "CM PUNK'S IN MICKEY'S HEAD!!! YOU SEE HOW HE WON THAT STAREDOWN" when Punk didn't shake hands with Gall

Mickey bless

Then you should stop and notify the trainers and other students that you're bleeding. I have no idea where you train though. I've always been told to notify people when I'm bleeding because a shit load of places aren't really going to test their students.

Is this the most autistic general on Cred Forums?

>implying any place exists that would test their students

vintage Schaub!

Bless brothers!

That's what I was saying.

It's up there in terms of generals that actually are focused around a single topic
Try visiting Cred Forums and going to one of their generals though

>yfw schaubposting killed this thread

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Roided Vitor Vs Rumble, who wins?
>Vitor via memekick

You say that but you directly promote the awfulness of /heem/ by making threads early and getting incredibly mad if you don't win the thread war.

that was in the past senpai
i've realized the error of my ways
also i legitimately don't have the time to do that any more

Why do people keep asking this in between fightnights/big news

There's a bunch of generals on /vg/ that are much worse. This one is probably the worst one on Cred Forums though.

Is that a spic, a gook or a spigook?

ohhh Canada, you can´t call any nation gay when your own country is full of cucks and faggots, you should man up bro.

filipina my man

try visiting /hoc/
i'm start to suspect that all of the three or four meemspammers are all /hoc/ crossposters

who /TrumpGen/ here

heh i just realized peru is canada without the leaf

Where's your leaf little guy? Want me to help you find it? Maybe you lost it in an Incan blood sacrifice or something.

starting*
also remove one of the alls

i think this is the best general on Cred Forums

Kenny is my boy!
Anyone got more Kenny webms?

every other general on Cred Forums is infested with tripfags, additionally this is the only general that is consistent year round

It is my personal belief that the worst posters on /heem/ are /fit/ crossposters

There's like a 2 week lull between PPVs where shit gets pretty bad. The other 2 weeks of the month /heem/ is alright when we have recent things to talk about.

Anybody know where I can catch the full replay of Legacy 59? No luck on TPB.

I agree bro

>it's a Schaub/anti-Schaub shitslinging thread

Hey, fella, I don't agree with you what you're saying is utter shit and /heem/ is top tier

top tier in autism

i'm gonna have to disagree witrh you here joe, here is NOTHING more autistic than schaubposting my man.

>occasional funposting with Schaub
>reddit doesn't like heem and thinks Schaubposting is ruining the threads
>spams dildos, gay/cuck pornography, and mocks schaubposters

HERE
EVERY
ENJOYS
MEMES

NO BULLYING

khabib is going to crush him holy kek it literally is sara

why did her and rich lie about getting a divorce?

ok

Imagine a giant blown up portrait of this being held up buy several people When Bisping fights Hendo

Why is "getting caught" more of an excuse when someone gets knocked out but not when they get submitted?

Claudia Gadelha is 100% a MTF transsexual. It's so obvious she was born a guy. You can tell from her fingers, body structure, and voice.

I present to you Chinese BJ.

where your ass was at when this happened?

Because it's easier to land a lucky punch than it is a lucky triangle choke.

sat at home

good PCT

Legit Question

Can Conor take dat wrestlefuck from Eddie?He didnt seem to enjoy the clinchwork in the Diaz fight and man Eddie looks fucking roided

At least he's gonna get a second chance to right his wrong after he gets decisioned r-right

conor basically gave up his neck, shit happens all the time when a guy wants a way out

"""REAL""" fite fans think it's an abomination, but i'd rather face reality and get my shit together for the rematch than take a heeming or JDS style beating for 20+ minutes

Eddie's wrassl'n is better than Chad's so..

Have you ever been on /hoc/? Take the canadian spergs we have here and multiply them by 100.

looks like a real grill to me

Debatable

But Eddie isn't coming in on two weeks notice either so it'll end up being better and more prolonged than Chad's was

How exactly did this train of thought come about from previous comments?

TD accuracy 54% Chad to 41% Eddie

0-5 in TD vs Cerrone
6-15 in TD vs Pettis

Kavanaugh says Conor's really been working on his grappling so we'll see. source: ariel interview after 203

i think he'll still struggle with Conor's length, and Conor has shown he can grow from fight to fight

the Diaz loss put his fight-night ego in check

>mma math
Fucking lol, regardless of straight skill Eddie is also not as miniscule as Chad so his grappling will be even more effective.

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This plus Eddie is also a more competent striker than Diaz so it's a tough fight for Connor. However Connor is a very smart fighter and it wouldn't surprise me if he just starts going the GSP route and going for point wins. Which he is very capable of because he is a great counter puncher.

but that presumes he's facing the same conor who didnt give a shit about mini mendes' desperation takedowns because he knew he had broken him 10 seconds into that fight

real grills have hips

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she has a boyish figure, but so do most female pro athletes

ruthless
body
work

>the boy got lucky yeh
>i was beating the shit out of him the entire fight then he caught me
>THE KING IS BACK AFTER A VERY CLOSE MAJORITY DECISION

He's delusional as ever

Honestly, I don't understand why people think that Conor is a slouch on the mat. I mean sure he's no Damian Maia but he definitely stuffs a lot of takedowns and is no stranger to the clinch game. He arguably stuffed 90% of Nate's takedown attemps and Nate was 25lbs heavier in the rematch.

ONE Championship [ ONE FC 47 ] UNBREAKABLE WARRIORS [ Full All Fights ] 02 September 2016 HD

Did someone watch this? If yes, how was it? Is One FC still the real """other""" company?

Oh I remember you.
This is a troll, everyone.

>talking conor's verbal shitposting seriously

>Nate was 25lbs heavier

Nonsense, and comparing Nate's wrestling to someone like Eddie's is laughable

>wins 145 title in 13 seconds
>immediately challenges 155 champ on 3 months notice
>takes 170lb fight against unheemable retard on 10 days notice
>loses
>immediately wants rematch at same weight


and you still hate this man. diaz at 170 was a stupid fight to take in the first place, let alone again, and he did a lot of tactical things to overcome the natural disadvantages

you missed out on the bandwagon bruh

yeah but nate's takedowns suck dick. He showed how shit he is at defending takedowns against chad mendes, who granted is one of the best wrestlers on the UFC roster. you can't compare Nate's takedowns to Eddie's

Yeah I agree. Nonsense. Nate was definitely at least 275 lbs, maybe even pushing 300.

gooby bless

>btfo so y...you're a troll!

>no stranger to the clinch game

he cant be succesful in the clinch with a guy like Eddie for sure

> stuffed 90% of Nate's takedow

Nates takedowns are fucking pathetic

> Nate was 25lbs heavier

thats a nice goober meme excuse to present his majority decision win as a sort of accomplishment.my guess is no more than 10 lbs

It's true though. You're just playing at being a Conor nuthugger and doing the whole LE SHOOK schtick. No need to get antsy just because you got caught out.

What the fuck are you even talking about, that has nothing to do with what I said

Conor's put on a lot of muscle since that fight. Damn.

So what are you basing the previous cockiness off of?

More to do with the weight cut than anything

I don't think Conor has ever been delusional or arrogant. He's just talked shit because that's he does.

Still pissed Ferguson-Chiesa didn't go through 2bh, would've been a banger, thankfully got Lando in return though

Semi-related note, thinking about the RDA-Ferguson fight is a real brain teaser, so many variables, so many different things to think about, that fight has big potential

On another related note, Chiesa has a wrestling background and a purple belt in JJ, but has submitted both Dariush and Jim Miller, very interesting to see just how high level of a grappler he is, also submitted BY Jorge Masvidal

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It's tough to tell when his true colors actually shine. He does have that pikey heritage tho, pikeys are usually mindnumbingly delusional.

Conor's not a pikey

Ferguson is begging to get exposed on his last fights but on the other hand RDA looked kinda of USADA'd in his fight with Eddie so who knows

I would still go with RDA

Anyone got some pointers for how I can max out my streaming experience for Sunday's heems? Be it Acestream or whatever, I want to be good and ready this time around.

Yeah Acestream is pretty much the best. Or you can always buy PPVs on fight pass if you're a real Fight Fan ;).

his kids are gonna come out manlets

periscope.tv/FulanoSanchez/1eaKbXvYMzXJX

tfw Nate Diaz is only $5 in the ufc phone game

>knocking up your """gf""" who you had no intention of marrying in the near future
>winning

k

>I don't think Conor has ever been delusional or arrogant
For the first Diaz fight, Kavanagh and Conor said they didn't take it seriously and thought and Diaz would get KO'd in the first round like the others.

Is Sage learning how to bantz, or is he being sincere?

Sage is adorable. He's like Ned Flanders.

absolutely based

it is both sir, haha

you know what's funny? i'm going to break mickey's nose until he aspirates his own blood, then i will rip off his jaw and piss on his unconscious body, haha

Just watched the interview and Sage was being sincere imo.

youtu.be/2f9UwxNQrQo?t=4225 here's the link

>that guy puffing his chest out

we r just talking monkeys in space brehs

you're just jealous you don't have a cute family

>That flag
>That post
Lads...did bulgaria just say something positive about McGooby? I think the world is going to end.

I think there are 2 Bulgarian posters, at least there used to be

To be fair he trained constantly with that grappling guy, people on /heem/ act like guys can't improve but I think Conor's takedown defense has gotten better

bless

he also maintained decent TDD against a larger nate despite being super gassed from landing power shots that would probably end most 155'ers

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No there's just one bulgarian poster with paranoid schizophrenia.

i realize nate """is""" a 155er so what i mean is @155 (except nate)

There was definitely a better Bulg poster in the past

lol imagine some dumb meathead tries to pick a fight with lauzon, choi and paddy at a bar since they look like a twinky fox sitcom cast

they get immolated

I think he has shown a huge ammount of growth since he first came to the UFC. In his indy fights and the Brimmage fight he was pretty much a pure counter puncher, but then in the Holloway, Brando, and Siver fights he started showing his forward moving kick based offense that he could crowd his opponent with, and he used to great effect in winding Chad. Then in the second Diaz fight he kinda went back to his roots, countering and fighting long (to try and minimize the reach disadvantage), as well as his ability to mix it up with elbows and knees in the clinch.

>big john with the shin to the dome re-heem

never gets old

Everyone always says Lauzon looks like harmless dyel, but that cold, dead, look always in his eyes would make me think twice before hitting him.

it's true that he trained but I bet Alvarez has too, and I'm not saying that he can't have improved a lot just that up to this point it has yet to be displayed. Conor is a very smart fighter though, so he very well could have mastered takedown defense and we've just yet to see it.

Idk about Joe there's something a little creepy about him but i'd love to experience The Doo and The Baddy teaming up in any endeavour

I made a thing
j.gifs.com/lYwqrJ.gif

100% for sure my man
I would not fuck with Joe and those pointy oddly shaped ears

you should post this as an attached file if you want people to click it
this is Cred Forums

looks like a cancer victim with nothing to lose

Yeah you can paste URLs into the filename and post files directly like that bucko.

Not on Mac :(

You can with Cred Forums x you LITERAL virgin

no I cant, I'm on windows 8, and the way this works for me is that there is a button under the comment box that says browse. When I click it, it opens my images folder and I have to click on something I have saved.

Those extensions are ugly.

I'm not american so idk shit but Lauzon always struck me like those Alabama hillbillies from the horror movies. All he needs is a pair of overalls and a cousin title before his first name.

you are making them think you are me

I am the guy who posted the link and

there are some good videos of joe and his brother beating eachother up at family gatherings
suburban hillbillies

>rda was usada'd
nice meme, he destroyed le ww combo man

yeah you click browse and paste the URL where the filename goes

REMINDER FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT YET LAID EYES ON THIS MASTERPIECE:
youtube.com/watch?v=pZ1t-itSpvM
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B A S E D P E R R Y

cute baby

well, I just tried that and it's telling me the files size is too big. Which is why I posted the link in the first place, cuz it told me the same thing when I tried to upload it regularly

cowboy breaks under pressure tho

Our eternal boy

Which edgelord posted that meme in the comments kek

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Yeah he broke under the pressure and not the body shots, right

Was flipping channels and there's some MMA episode of the Simpsons on.

mobile.twitter.com/bensaundersMMA/status/778069332488323072

Ben "memejitsu" Saunders got signed by the UFC again

Good, there's better striking battles for him there.

bloodyelbow.com/2016/9/19/12976676/matt-riddle-on-mma-departure-i-felt-bad-beating-people
If Matt Riddle aint your boy, go fuck yourself.

The match already happened goofball

Matt Riddle is actually a really good mat fighter despite being a giant goof. I can't help but love him.

Glad hes doing something he loves and I hope his career goes somewhere too. I dig his King Of Bros gimmick.

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Would Conrad be better or worse fighting at 155 compared to 145, performance wise?

Same, it's laid back enough that I dig it. I imagine working the ring and ropes without shoes on isn't much fun though.

And he has the wwe look, young and ripped, someone call vince.

Apparently Evolve is a known feeder league for the WWE so its possible. I think NXT would be a better fit though. NXT likes to book real athletes and promote them as such. And hes not as over the top as Lesnar to make it in WWE.

starved conair is based

THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

He is a really odd dude. I'd like to see him get something going in terms of gimmicks just to see what he would make of it.
NXT could be a good fit though. Wrestling is pretty tough though, it's either WWE/TNA or bust.
I guess MMA isn't much different though.

OH MY GOODNESS

He kind of reminds me of Crush back in the 90s

There's a whole board for you people.

anyone got any fedor hendo webms?

Good call.

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>tfw I want to talk about wrasslin sometimes, but am not autistic enough to hang out on /asp/

ded thread

ded sport

(You)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>When Paddy the Baddy's head clatters off the canvas

>killing yourself
>to kill the hue

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THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOY

I accidentally got kneed in the temple during BJJ last night and I had a headache all day today.
Should I be worried?

Posting webms of dirty ass fighters being punks

>riddle

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That aint dirty, thats clever

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fuck i love seeing faggot wrestler heem

It's both

He did not break any rules. Not dirty.

He wasn't gouging the eye, he was fingering open the cut, which is also specifically illegal, just less common

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>the one on the right
Got dayum

what the fuck is an "onahole"

>it is both, sir haha
lost

Japanese Fleshlight

Can't be bothered to argue autistic definitions but if you can't see how going in for a glove touch and instead swinging is dirty just lose my number

I think its just what we both think is dirty. It is unsportsmanlike but I don't think its dirty.

Well an onahole is a bit more than a fleshlight. It's like a fleshlight bodypillow.

>Jack Johnson was this slave who became this world champion boxer

Mike Perry will retire as a living legend with 100-0 score and 100% finish rate

>Mike Perry will retire as a living legend with 100-0 score and 100% finish rate

Based Croatia

>tfw conor vs nate III will be for the lw title

>it's like Rocky vs. Apollo Creed III
>Round 5 ends in a freeze frame of them both landing a punch
>ends in a draw

my dick

O U R G U Y

zero to one hunded real quick

why is chad looking at the ref???

Legit hope he gets heem'd stiff, even just to see what the edgelords on heem get assblasted.

12-6 elbows aren't illegal from bottom position despite being the exact same movement (retarded I know) and Chad prolly didn't know that

I think hes saying back of the head

>Chad prolly didn't know that
But tons of fighters have done that before.

Who is your all time top boy /heem/?

Enson is my man.

Chuck lidell

what the fuuuck

>i will never be able to erase the fact that he got heemed by Schlob
feels bad man

Paddy the baddie 2bh lads

>ywn get shin kicked to the ribs by a slavic lanklet

feels good man

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Cage Warriors featherweight division, completed it m8

lads henderson will ko bisping, i can just feel it u know?

cap it

>Pudzianowski fought on the KSW XVII event, which was held on November 26, 2011. He faced James Thompson in a rematch.[18] He won the fight via majority decision. This decision caused controversy as Thompson had virtually full control in both rounds, and after the fight Thompson, who was clearly angered by the decision, took the microphone from the announcer and launched a verbal assault directed at the promotion in which he ranted: "Fucking joke. Give Mariusz a big round of applause. Come on. What a fucking joke. I thought KSW was really trying to be serious. If you can watch that back and call that serious, then (looking at the promoter) you're fucked, and KSW is going down the fucking toilet." Two days later the promotion changed the result to a No Contest. During a conference held on November 28, the ruling was deemed to be a "judge's error" and the fight result was changed.
lmao, legit corruption

God Gilbert Yvel. I forgot that fight. Awesome work though.

>mfw Henderson will KO Bisping, Weidman, Jacare, Rockhold and Romero in that order

youtube.com/watch?v=lTzp1GVghXo

the pain

Big Nog had such a great chin back then
100% steroid fueled, but still a great chin

mmafighting.com/2016/9/19/12981522/al-iaquinta-willing-to-walk-away-from-mma-if-dispute-with-ufc-remains

Al Iaquinta should fight at MSG for free 2bh

His last fight was 2 years ago and he got a win bonus even though he didn't win

youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4

>tfw Rogan will never break down for you live on air what went wrong in your life

>tfw can't tell if WME are just fucking shit up left right and center or if Zuffa just got out at the right time

he kept the lights on a lot longer than i thought

Whenever Brandan is arrogant or obnoxious on podcasts i just go back and watch this. Feels great man

What I want from Hendo vs Bispong
>First found KO for Hendo
What will probably happen
>Bispong by UD

Literally retired Schaub right then and there

>Rogan retired Overeem and Punk at 203

he really is a munster

Lads who /hype/ for Gregor Gillespie? 4 time All American and 1 time National Champion, 7-0 making his UFC debut on Saturday night.

Holy shit. I never realized the reason Joe took schlob in was because he was the guy who killed all of his dreams and aspirations to begin with

Never heard of him until you mentioned him last night but his opponents had decent records so he seems promising.

holy fucking shit that is hilarious

youtu.be/l_-0D2YWio8
>tfw everyone said your boy would roll Bork
>tfw he gets embarrassed
>tfw he gets fucked over by papa Dana
>tfw you will probably never see him fight again
Some real feels bad man shit. I wish this upon no ones BOY

Nick "still my boy" Diaz

anderson was SHOOK

>tfw Andy is still your boy and since he lost his timing he takes meme fights and gets clowned by Nick Diaz

Anderson used to be one of my boys but he should've already retired imhotbh

I'd say losing a 50-45 is closer to getting clowned on than just being made fun of because you're not retarded enough to get suckered into a brawl 2bh

>full make up to give birth

must be really insecure

Nick is the moral winner

though I admit I laughed out loud when Nate and Nick legitly got mad and surprised when Anderson's hand got raised.

its his own fault, stupid cunt never bothered to train and didnt go out swinging in the fight

Chael "the american banter" Sonnen

>cheetoh fingered internet critic
Must be obese

Is it just me, or has the MMA world almost completely forgotten Randy Couture? I almost never see him mentioned.

Randy Couture was never my friend

Wgaf about that traitor

fuck that goofball

Guys.

Is Rich Piana natty?

>tfw you've been an MMA fan long enough to remember when Inside MMA was the best MMA news show on TV or internet.

Nick didn't wanna brawl. He avoided the fight, and taunted to save face.

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this

What's there to say really?
He still comes up when the convo warrants.

Iaquinta's woes are consistent with tales from other fighters

>there are people on /heem/ ROGHY NOW who think Sage "retarded Barbie boyfriend Ken smile" Northcutt has a chance to beat based Mickey

youtube.com/watch?v=NW7VnHnX3LQ

>Mickey Gall's pro opponents have a grand total of 0 pro wins.

He would get blitzed on the feet by Sage.

I can't believe they didn't DQ him for that.

Christ, I'm glad this glass chin faggot got mauled by Steepay.

>Nelson throwing a kick
topkek

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sage is better at striking
sage is physically better

the only question is can mikey take sage down, this will enable the TD threat and open up the striking

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kek

Sage does get taken down, but to be fair he was taken down by Barberana and Pfister who were both very experienced wrestlers.

Sage is a human labrador and I wanna see him deal with the existential crisis of brutally mauling a human being. But Gall is cuter so I'm happy either way

he gassed vs barbar pfister got a lucky trip if I recall correctly

Life is a cruel bitch

>dude it was a lucky takedown
Literally the first time I've ever heard that in my life

wtf I love punk now

How come you purposely linked the wrong previous thread?

Is it because I pointed out that you proxy as spain in the actual previous thread?

I want canada to be locked in a room with spain and sweden and no one gets to walk out.

Yeah let's put America in there too
Fucking idiot.

Jacaroid is going to pick him apart, isn't he?

Is Rockhold forever gone? He already beat up that roided up Brazilian chink goof, why the fuck is Dana making him fight him again?

>Australiaposting

No chance. Mickey Gall can not strike. At all. He punches like a retard and none of his opponents so far have even tried to hit him...

He knocked that one guy out

Nah Rockhold has better stand up and his ground game should be enough to neutralise Jacare's. Rockhold by decision.

I feel like Rockhold already hit his stride, he's stagnating as far as striking goes I feel.
Jacare I don't know what think of, he looked like a monster in every fight except the Romero fight and looked okay-ish against Vitor.

>and looked okay-ish against Vitor.

lol what?

if you disagree with me you're wrong

Anyone got any dank street fighting heem webms?

Yes

>*Record Scratch*
>*Freeze Frame*

Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.

what do you guys think of fightTIPS on youtube?

complete utter shit

why?

Mike "I'll go mental if he's oriental" Perry

blows Riddle's head movement out of the water, see

youtu.be/Vvu01B_vIcQ

Wow...

/heem/ absolutely BTFO

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LOL

I really dislike Callen
He also owes Brandon 12000 dollars that he has yet to pay him back

>that final punch after he leads him off the bus

>Good head movement by Tyrone, Mike
>Absolutely, Joe
>He's really found his rhythm and is having no trouble closing the distance on Lee Roy
>OOOOOOOOH HE HURT HIM!
>IT IS ALL OVER!

Those are Maoris mate

I couldn't be bothered studying this fucking relic, cut us some slack

because the advice is trash and the videos are pointless

Nah I just knew that for sure because some NZ guy linked another of the dude in red's fights on youtube once. Seems he had one of those Kimbo/Jorge Masvidal type reputations around there.
youtube.com/watch?v=lsn0ZpZPzQc

He legit has bretty gud boxing. Same as Prime Kimbo honestly.
When you get these famous streetfighters, the reason why they got famous is that they had a little bit of training and beat the fuck out of people who had none at all.

>gasses within 1min
lmao

Well that fight I linked is actuallypretty competitive, looks like a muay thai guy but I wouldn't really know.

why are they discussing Chris Weedman on Cred Forums lads

>That wide as fuck Muay Thai guard.
Fuck, relying on the gloves really fucks you in a self defence situation.

steroids dont help your chin

they do you goof

Or in an MMA situation, see Overheem

Lauzons cauliflower ears are a clear sign to not fuck with him

good afternoon, /heem/

how are u

why didnt the goof utilize some kicks then

nope

I think it was a gentleman's agreement to only punch. The other guy was just a Boxer.

also he threw that one knee and someone said "Ay don't use the legs bro!"

is that why the guy tried to knee him

punches only is for pussies tb h

My favouritest amateur heem ever

Steroids just like Kimbo.

That's less of a heem and more of a murder/improper disposal of a corpse.

HE WENT UP TWO WEIGHT CLASSES!!!

No but seriously, I want to suck this busdriver's enormous wang.

>aldo got KOed in 13 seconds

PSSSSHHHHHT

This. Eddie is a MUNSTER

I really enjoyed Goobs trolling during this fight

Why don't you get some gel and style your hair?

>rda looked usadad
Nah he looked fine in the echanges uo until eddie connected the puch that rocked him

Hate how apparently RDA is shit now because he got rocked by Alvarez

Johny will face Gastelum again after he loses to Cowboy. mark my fookin words

RDA's face after Dean called to stop the fight was the dictionary definition of JUST. Kinda feels bad for him. I think he will murder Ferguson.

youtube.com/watch?v=ltvsV9ARf-o
Based Sage

So there are two (2) fight nights on 11/19?
Each headlined by one of my boys btw.

Are Sage

This new TFATK is overly gay.

Had to turn it off

>TFATK is overly gay

TFATK broke the gayometer a long time ago, Tyron.

Yes, the UFC is putting on two cards in one night since Chandler vs Henderson is actually a hell of a fight and they're shitscared of Bellator.

youtu.be/PjG_WvkKiMs

Werdum

Is
Fucked

Tyson-esque

Chandler is smoking Henderson

meh he'll take a close decision

>>tfw he gets fucked over by papa Dana
>second highest reported purse in the history of the heavyweight division at the time, the highest being Brock Lesnar that same night
Hunt knew perfectly well what the risks were

What the fuck are you talking about, they fought a razor close decision in Strikeforce

>you now remember when Randy was successfully cagehugging Brock Lesnar for the better part of the fight at the age of 45 with over 50lbs disadvantage

Ronda Rousey the greatest talent MMA has ever seen

And most of that was Jacare dragging Rockhold along the fence. It'd be nice to see them actually get into a fight.

Yes but her coaches are shit and she refuses to change them

Ben Saunders back in the UFC.

How many of you idiots think you can last a round in a early prelim fight?

No one here is any better than CM Punk's ancient broken ass.

t. a goof

How do F level athletes make it to the top 15 of the UFC?

>mousepad

Alright nerds what game is he playing because I can't tell

who is that can?

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:^)

I don't know but that's a steelseries mousepad

ask schaub

FREE FIGHT

MCGREGOR VS DIAZ II

youtu.be/lDaWwxEcB7k

15 of them

its that dinosaur survival game on steam

Ark?

yes

Hey, ive been training in BJJ, Muay Thai, Boxing and MMA classes for years, (since i was 15, 7 years) and I have decided to fight, ill be making my debut at a MMA event in Newcastle, England, the weight is 145 pounds, and Im nervous as fuck, advice?

>list of things you'll do
1. Nuttin

I want you to imagine your life was a movie...

It's the Culling.
What's with all these fake nerd boys?

everyones nervous. your opponant will be too. just listen to eye of the tiger on repeat.

atleast its manletweight so you wont be knocked out.

just sperg out and bum rush the guy with a flying knee or a head kick

What? I mean, that would make sense, but going in there will not be a movie

whats your strongest point and do you know anything about your opponent?

Depends, I've never been special, but what we have been practicing in particular (among other things) Is takedown defense and Leg kicks, ive always liked Jose Aldo's ability to throw such hard kicks, thats the plan, kick him to hell, get a unanimous decision, if lucky, a knockout, He is a blackbelt in Judo and BJJ, but has little striking experience

What would the hero of your life’s movie do right now? Do that! Do those things. We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say ‘Well, that’s me.’ That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now.

>Im nervous as fuck
You are as sane as any other fighter, congrats.

thanks joe

youtu.be/15s_HPzwUk8
youtu.be/15s_HPzwUk8
youtu.be/15s_HPzwUk8

>thinking war machine, diego sanchez or wanderlei silva was nervous

Thats promo code rogan at ONNIT.com

I mean, That would be cool, but this isnt Jose aldo vs Cub swanson

You seem to have the correct gameplan then, kick the shit out his legs, move a lot, don't get in the clinch. Don't go to the ground with him even if you hurt him. Don't be afraid to make the fight boring.

I mean, I guess

Remember when he abandoned her the same week she gave birth to his child? lel

Well, more sane than some. War machine is legit insane, the other two made an image out of memes and most likely get as terrified as anyone.

do the exact opposite of this, just have fun and don't rush anything, don't get cocky and you'll be alright

m8 just give him the werdum like 3 seconds in he wont expect it. you miss every chance you dont take.

if you hit it and KO him just call out CM punk in the post fight interview and youll be in the ufc

>blackbelt in Judo and BJJ

Judo blackbelt means nothing, mfers get those in 2 years of training around here, if you establish your range with some straight strikes and keep your back off the cage you should be good.

Thats the plan, Been working on it for weeks

If you have a clear picture in your head that something is going to happen and a clear belief that it will happen no matter what then nothing can stop it. It is destined to happen. It’s perfect
You need to appreciate your surroundings and be grateful for it, and that’s when good things happen. To have that bitterness and negativity, that’s when things go bad. I think the fact that I appreciate everything and that I’m grateful for the things around me, that’s why it’s going so good for me.
This is the law of attraction. In this struggle, when things are going good and you visualise good things happening , that’s easy. What’s not easy is to do is when things are going bad and you’re visualising the good stuff. And that’s what I was able to do… Visualising good things in times of struggle, what you can do that, that really makes the law of attraction work.

Once again guys, great thread. I don't know how you guys do it.

Kek my friend, kekMaybe, but shouldnt i be scared?

>It's already predetermined. It doesn't matter. Just fight your heart out. Train hard. Do what you can do. Shit happens. The biggest battle is going out there. -Brendan Schaub

Just remember you'll never fuck up as hard as Aldo

thanks

whats there to be scared about, youre a literal nobody, and if you lose youll still be a literal nobody theres nothing to lose

if you wanna make money youve gotta do crazy meme moves then talk a lot of shit

True, but Id still like to have his MMA record, good fighter, hopefully he does alright in the futureGod bless

Best of luck, stick to the game plan and frustrate him and I'm sure you will be fine.

Good luck mane

Try and get tape of it for us if you can, like that Boxer Swede did. Don't see him around anymore though unfortunately

Avoid getting caught with your back to the cage, circle out
You will always be best with nothing behind you, and having the cage behind you will make you easier to take down. Always circle out
Whenever you have to, disengage and retake the center

Jens Pulver is my boy!

I can do the 'showtime kick' but its so hard to get your opponent in that position

>if you wanna make money youve gotta do crazy meme moves then talk a lot of shit
In some regional show? Come the fuck on mang, a good record matters more than anything that level.

Will do, mate will be recording it on decent camera

This is probably the guy who linked /heem/ in your thread
/heem/ shitposts a lot during long breaks in between cards or in between cards that are of relatively little note

lads could we get this guy to fight lithcuck? hes the same weight and he clearly wouldnt duck him if hes fighting somebody

Yup, being trying that, he shouldnt be able to get me there with little striking, also, checked
you too

Hopefully this is obvious, but just in case, doing crazy meme shit in ammies/local promotions is a good way to stay in ammies/local promotions. You want to be recognizable and entertaining yes, but the people you actually want to impress are more impressed by crisp simple technique than a flying meme.

no senpai this is me

Can anyone do me a favor and post that pic of McGregor with that super cute mixed girl? I need it to illustrate a point.

Win, lose or draw the most important thing is to keep yourself safe. If you feel like your real hurt just tap out. No need to have a Hector Lombard/Neil Magny situation. Don't know how good the refs are in regional shows.

Connor, I'm comin for ye lad

I see this

True, but the aim is too stay out of that shit!

Have you fought amateur before? A lot of the amateur and sub-amateur MMA fights around my area don't allow elbows on the ground and let you wear headguards and shit.

It's lead or silver yeh

LANKLETS BTFO

B T F O

Yeah, twice, 2 wins (1 by submission and other tko) the rules allow elbows and no headguards, this is my first non amateur event!

chad there has literally been almost 500 posts just today

what a meme

NEW

LANKLETS STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELVES

Fuck, two finishes, you should probably kill this guy then. Do know anything about him or where he trains?

Also, If i somehow end up being the next 'big thing' Ill remember you fuckers

new lads

lmao

nvm use this

idiots

Yeah, a gym just out of town, has 1 win by split decision

Good luck, you should be fine
youtu.be/BjvzJO-6ESc
If I ever feel my motivation or confidence slipping, I always watch Choke, gets me fucking fired up to train like nothing else.

great minds think alike bro

cheers

lol I didn't beat you by much dude

now we've got two threads though, should be good for the rest of the day

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>turned plate sideways so you cant see the smaller plate behind
lmao

It's clearly another 45, do you even perspective bro

its a 35 at most I can tell

Schaub is an A level athlete.

D1 college football player. Made an NFL practice squad.

Oh that faulty lojic.

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>that two-piece
god damn