OFFICIAL PHILADELPHIA EAGLES @ CHICAGO BEARS GAMETHREAD #4

eagles fans only

is wentz elite?

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you would get more if you admited that 2d > 3d

a better question is why do these two teams have to be so boring to watch. the chip killy eagles were more fun to watch

We need a touchdown... or a safety. A safety would induce some giggles.

would you watch that 3some?

youtube.com/watch?v=kDJJZ6Iu-0Q

WHO /SWEDISH SNUS/ HERE?

Who /eatdatpussy445/ here

I'm not done fapping yet and the games starting what do

>filename

Trigonometry

Shut up mike

Who got pizza, alcohol, and cigarettes here?

If Jmatt would've just caught that td pass there would have been no question. He has looked pretty damn good so far tonight, just gotta get that shit in the end zone.

GET TO
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I hate how people still act like you don't need a big time wide receiver. Eagles receivers fucking blow and so does our O line. We better use that first round on a receiver and get some help on the O line in free agency

think of Wentz

keep fapping to those athletic bodies in those tight pants

He will be

end this autism

Cum. Send the eagles your energy.

Isn't dipping with pouches just as bad as regular dip?

Gingers are excluded from anything but shit tier.

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mods are asleep

no

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Doesn't matter, I don't want to split the threads up.

>he didn't completely empty his ballsack to that first booty shot of the female ref

Casuals

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Looks like a Reviewbrah cosplay.

>its not an Rbo edition

This thread was first, cunt.

pretty much but you don't have loose tobacco in your mouth

someone post pic

thanks!

What are you doing to celebrate 10 years of the greatest rapper of all time?

I don't care about the loose tobacco, with loose you could push more juice out with your tongue. Nah fuck it I will stay away from it, feels bad though.

>23 posts early during ded halftime

I AM FUCKED IS ASLON JEFFREY GETS TWO MORE FANTASY POINTS

QUICK EVERYONE

GIVE ME YOUR POWER IN INJURY ASHLON JEFFREY

\O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/

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>not Eminem
>greatest rapper
Pick one

just smoke a pipe or something

NO INTERFERENCE
THANKS, REFS
GOOD JOB

>no flag for PI
Fuck you refs.

>no PI
Top fucking kek

how's eighth grade/army bootcamps

These niggas need to get some hands

I'll have both please

franku spotted in the back

>Eminem

Disgusting

That obvious interference

GG refs

REFBALL

how was that not pi

>REFBALL

It's only PI if the Eagles do it.

Well you won't fuck up your lips, gums, or teeth as bad either

Are the refs fucking blind?

Who /pac12/ here and glad that Cody Kessler went to the Browns to be ruined?

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Anyone trying to become a janitor here?

>white people must win everything or i will be exposed for the babydick cuck i am

Keep sperging out.

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LETS INJURE THIS ALSHON JEFFREY NIGGER

HES GONNA COST ME MY FANTASY GAME

IF YOU WANT THIS NIGGER DEAD CONCENTRATE OUR POWERS AND GET HIM INJURED BEFORE HE TAKES A SHIT ON MY FANTASY LEAGUE

I AM FUCKED IS ASLON JEFFREY GETS TWO MORE FANTASY POINTS

QUICK EVERYONE

GIVE ME YOUR POWER IN INJURY ASHLON JEFFREY

\O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/

hey nice literal refball bears

A

youtube.com/watch?v=_jnSbRaarBs
youtube.com/watch?v=pjCiKk-wHys
My favorite Lupe songs

>the ref are letting them play
Yeah ok faggot, you mean just the Bears

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YUM YUM, ALCOHOL™

Is Agholor legit?

it hasn't been that long

agoholor got mugged lmao

who is the top heavy milf?

Why aren't you signed up for the everyman league, Cred Forums?

Wrong on both counts
>Implying all rap isn't disgusting
But em is still the best at it

Fantasy football is cancer

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Fuck off, kid!

Announcers crying for penalties is the worst trend to happen in the last few years.

Wood berry so hard

who else heard the generic mountain troll cry that LotR used in their movies during that nissan truck commerical?

Prefer not to get that smoke shit inside desu.
Yeah but still fuck them up

I always thought she was pretty cute.

Who dis

I hope cutty dragons to alshon to fuck you over

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>tfw your dad was an abusive alcoholic and now I can't watch a beer commercial without getting triggered because it reminds me of the early morning beatings after him and his friend Jim would sleep on the living room floor

Eagles got away with holding so the play was evened out

>smoke pipe tobacco
>rub sniff
>drink
>smoke pot

This isn't going to catch up to me right? I'll be young forever..

who here /Cialis/??

I don't understand that pic. Is that ebonics or something? Are there people find that amusing? Honest question.

>spiritual lyrical miracle

>triggered
>kys

yes

is that why you're not ready for some football, user?

>plebs dont know about the literally harmless swedish snus

then don't smoke inside?

or are you talking about the smell sticking on your clothes?

The refs aren't even trying to hide their bullshit, fuck this game

>the ref is right there
>no flag

kek

LETS INJURE THIS ALSHON JEFFREY NIGGER

HE'S GONNA COST ME MY FANTASY GAME

IF YOU WANT THIS NIGGER DEAD CONCENTRATE OUR POWERS AND GET HIM INJURED BEFORE HE TAKES A SHIT ON MY FANTASY LEAGUE

I AM FUCKED IS ASLON JEFFREY GETS TWO MORE FANTASY POINTS

QUICK EVERYONE

GIVE ME YOUR POWER IN INJURY ASHLON JEFFREY

\O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/

Yeah, that was PI for fucking sure.

why don't you kick his ass now?

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Refs have Chicago -3

>He doesn't know real nigga hours
How does it taste? Might check it out.

CMON BEARZ !!

lel I hope you lose by 20

>CANCER
>CANCER
>CANCER

tfw you have no friends

Remember when people claimed that the Eagles defense was good?

I WANNA BE
FOREVER YOUNG
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE FOREVER
FOREVER
FOREVER YOUNG

All tobacco kills, user

>Chris Webber during the Spurs Thunder series

nigga wouldnt stfu

>tfw no lil debbie waifu to rap to you as she lays in your arms

PASS IT TO ALSHON!!!!

Fucking fat disgusting

>you guys fap to this

get the mint and make sure its General snus, not that camel shit.

HAHAHA YEAH I DO

OFFICIAL LUPE TAPE POWER RANKINGS

1. The Cool
2. Tetsuo and Youth
3. Food and Liquor
4. Revenge of the Nerds
5. Fahrenheit 1st & 15th
6. Enemy of the State
7. A Rhyming Ape

--POWER GAP--

8. Friend of the People
9. Food and Liquor 2
10. Lazers

TBh if he gets twenty yards i lose

God I wanna dip so bad

Based Gruden thought it was PI.

>Cutlel

tfw you project

heyo forced fumble recover

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YES

CUNTLER

>CUTLEL

>cutlel

>tfw someone actually used your oc

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

>the city of cuckler

You know it's bad when Gruden is calling out the refball

#JUSTCUTLERTHINGS

>cutlet

>cutlel

>Buttler

>cuntler

Why the fuck is ice cream so expensive at wawa? Went out at halftime, pint cost me $6. Dafuq?

Yeah basketball announcers are the worst with that shit

Lol

>C:\muh_jam/
>1 folder

DAYUM

>this fucking piss poor O-Line

About time for JC turnover

Stay strong lad

>DA BURRRRRRS

iktf

how you want your spaghetti senpai?

Clear PI

>86th fumble
my sides

>bears o-line

it's fucking nothing

>being gay

that hit though

>tfw when I smell a beer because my father would get in my face and tell me I was a mistake and how whorish my mom is and then he would spit at me when I cried in front of him and would tell me I was the retarded postmans spawn

GET FUCKED, AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Because we want you to go to a Wawa with an ice cream machine and buy a Flurricane instead of a pint.

>when your team's QB has diabetus
>when your team's QB forgets his insulin and fumbles

This game got really depressing

HUEHUEHUEHUE

Cutler got fucking wrecked

Been saying they were over rated since day fucking 1. I'm an Eagles fan and local sports talk think this is a top 10 D. FUCKKK

Why is it legal to advertise alcohol but not cigarettes???

> cutler just runs right fucking into the defender

lel

Anyone else watching Atlanta here?

Also, FIRE

youtube.com/watch?v=qEn0dBVW18I

eat shit

That's just this season. You dont wanna know his career numbers

guys im gonna go make some toast

lol

There's holds on every play, regardless, a hold =/= PI, Chicagoscum.

>CUTLEL FUMBLING
it literally never ends

extra salty

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>Cutlet
>Dat pocket presence and """awareness""

stop feeding the stoner. you're only going to encourage him

FUCK

Just wanted a quick pint. Would be $3 elsewhere.

which is the real thread??!?!?!?

Go to hell, I have Jeffery And I need him to smash your dreams hard

dat punchout

will they ever get rid of cutlet?

>Philadelphia wide receivers

Underthrew that a bit

>feeling hella tired

Do I drink a coffee to stay up and watch more football or do I go to bed Cred Forums?

>eagle WRs

These Eagles receivers are bums

>AGHOLOR

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86 fumbles

This guy that's not Mike Tirico fucking sucks.

>Glenn getting pussy cramps
Yeah fuck off you fucking cunt.

>15+ people on your side counting the refs
>Cutler still fucks it up

Why is he a starting QB again?

Do it. Hear the can smack off your hands. Just one pinch user. It'll be okay.

>philly receivers

it's the secondary, the line and even the linebackers are stepping up

went from Dawkins, Lewis, Brown and Sheppard to literal whos

these hands tho

OMFG ALL THESE AGHOLOR HOME RUNS

PLEASE

I STARTED HIM THIS WEEK

>dropped pass
>bullshit penalty
>dropped pass
>bullshit penalty

He underthrew the ball, he should have been able to throw it to him in stride.

That's sugar, f@m.

SO I THINK THOSE TWO OR THREE AMERICANS THAT GAVE ME THEIR POWER FORCED A FUMBLE BUT IM GONNA NEED AT LEAST 10 (YOU)S TO GIVE ME POWER TO FUCKING INJURE ASHLON JEFFREY BEFORE HE GETS 3 MORE FNATASY POINTS AND FUCKING MAKES ME LOSE MY FUCKING GAME

LETS INJURE THIS ALSHON JEFFREY NIGGER

HES GONNA COST ME MY FANTASY GAME

IF YOU WANT THIS NIGGER DEAD CONCENTRATE OUR POWERS AND GET HIM INJURED BEFORE HE TAKES A SHIT ON MY FANTASY LEAGUE

I AM FUCKED IS ASLON JEFFREY GETS TWO MORE FANTASY POINTS

QUICK EVERYONE

GIVE ME YOUR POWER IN INJURY ASHLON JEFFREY

\O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/

Based Hicks with the recovery

>Eagle WR's

Just kill them all

Just like Stafford picks, amirite

and another drop, great

thats sugar

I could of caught that ball

Wentz just doesn't want to slide out

Regardless that's a drop

wentz getting abused

fuck, carson stop taking these hits

Is that like 5 drops already? Holy fuck Im gonna try out for wide receiver for the Eagles, I can catch better than these handless fucks.

I'll give (you) a (you) if (you) stop posting

>kyle long playing with a torn labrum

tore mine in HS and fuck that shit hurts, could barely lift my arm. he must be a beast

Wentz, plz don't pull an rg3.

i like this gif user do you mind if i save it?

this fucking wentz guy is a madman hes not going to last halfway into the season

If the igles get some fucking receivers then they could be good

ALCOHOL™ REMINDED EVERYONE DRINK YOUR DRUGS

YUM YUM, ALCOHOL™

omg he underthrew it the tiniest but
if it his a wideout in both hands they have to catch it bc idk if uk how sticky their gloves are

IM ONLY GONNA STOP POSTING WHEN THAT FUCKING NIGGER TEARS OR BREAKS SOMETHING

Wow Kyle Long did not get his dad's hair

Why is wentz trying to replicate rgiii?

anyone else missing Maclin more and more as the days go by?

>he must be a beast
No, you're just a pussy.

>mfw my fantasy opponent is 10 points down and hoping these iggles wide recievers will carry him to victory

>This game got really depressing
For me it started to get that way when the playcalling in our 2min hurry up offense was heavy on "establishing the run game."

SOMEONE TELL "NO FUCK GIVEN" WENTZ TO SLID THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

only 1 so far this year :3

how long until he gets injured?

Yo this nigga better slide next time

Wentz going for the early retirement

ask jerry rice for his stickum, cheating nigger

he may try to replicate him but he ain't got glass legs like him

F&L2 wasn't bad

M-mommy

Holy fuck, what team wants to win this shit fest.

after this game he is gonna get his asshole torn from Pederson until he learns to slide.

OUT OUT OUT

wentz not sliding bc his receivers keep dropping easy passes

Lupe or Meek?
Deep dish or Cheesesteak?
Shameless or Always Sunny?

Why do people get so angry when you post a perfectly legitimate and widely held opinion? I personally think he's top 5 (Nas, Ghostface, Biggie and Big L), but all you have to do is mention Em, and the haters come in heavy.

Is it because he's white? I thought we were past all this racial shit.

>this wetback screaming his head off
Who the fuck makes these commercials for ESPN shilling.

This is why Randy Moss is the best of all time. Take each player for one game. Moss will beat Rice.

>he listens to nigger music

Lmfao

Youre a beautiful person

just ordered my jimmy john's online gonna go pick it up. anyone need me to stop at the 7/11?

Lupe, deep dish, Always Sunny

This.

And why the fuck is Philly's playcalling so awful? They're passing on every single play, there's no balance. It's gonna get Wentz killed.

Fuck E!SPN, huffpost of "sports"

Literally the Philly option is 4 times superior for all of those

God Lazers was such a disappointment.

yes caramel cone haagen dasz pls

Lupe
Cheesesteak
Always

;_;

i was the quarterback and couldn't throw anyway with it torn. guess i coulda still played defense.

but yeah, i kind of was a pussy

When I went to Vegas I bet $10 that Da Bears would win the superbowl and gave the betting stub to my mom.

What are the odds she wins Cred Forums?

Deep Dish
Shameless up until the end if s4

Please stop

You have no idea what it's like to live with an alcoholic parent

>tfw my dad would take all of my school clothes and hide them and draw me a treasure map on the back of a cardboard beer box calling himself One Eyed Billy and if I didn't want to wear my sister's clothes to school I'd have to solve his pirate riddlesi

pls tear something ashlon or just give up like you do in 50% of games you no heart fucking NIGGER

>pls tear something ashlon or just give up like you do in 50% of games you no heart fucking NIGGER

pls tear something ashlon or just give up like you do in 50% of games you no heart fucking NIGGER

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"pls tear something ashlon or just give up like you do in 50% of games you no heart fucking NIGGER

pls tear something ashlon or just give up like you do in 50% of games you no heart fucking NIGGER

Meek
Cheesesteak
Always Sunny

Should I move to Philly?

Pedersen learned everything he knows from Andy Reid

Lupe
Cheesesteak
Always Sunny

why do people like mexican announcing?

>You have no idea what it's like to live with an alcoholic parent
This was the hardest I've laughed all thread

lupe, deep dish, sunny

ALCOHOL™ REMINDED EVERYONE DRINK YOUR DRUGS, OYY VEY

YUM YUM, ALCOHOL™

This isn't your personal blog, faggot.

Kinda wish your dad would have finished the job

Post yfw already 3-0

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>battle of superbowl winless teams
wow, what a game

I did an interview for that Spanish commentating position; I refused to do it when they demanded I do that gimmick shit.

that and they wanted to pay me jack shit compared to what I'm making here in LA

>mfw watching this shitfest

>it's a "no running defense" episode

Fuck you Chip Kelly. You didn't do anything to upgrade our O-Line, you got rid of our star RB, you let our two best WRs walk, you brought in an injury prone RB and drafted an average and mediocre WR.

Come on Langford you're closin in

lol he already uploaded a video

negro is mad af

Both teams suck. Wentz also sucks.

What is the 85 bears you fucking child

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fug h8
XDDDD

that was the last eagles vs browns was last week

casuals dont actually know anything about what they're watching so they like people yelling really loudly because it lets them know they should pretend to be excited.

its how gus johnson keeps his job

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Respond to this post with "slip a disc ashlon" or "break a leg, jeffrey" or your parents die in their sleep tonight from a masked killer with a machete

Mel pls go

Who is this guy who isn't Gruden or Tirico? He's fucking terrible. NBC made out like a bandit.

Bears suck. Yall not going no where. Cowboys have a chance and with out romo. Enjoy being a laughing stock like always. And eagles...lol

Has chicago played an overall better game than philly just missed fg/fumble is their only big mistakes?

>tfw my dad would take all of my school clothes and hide them and draw me a treasure map on the back of a cardboard beer box calling himself One Eyed Billy and if I didn't want to wear my sister's clothes to school I'd have to solve his pirate riddlesi

Were they hard?

>"cox has been quiet"
>last play was due to him dispplacing his blocker
kys

>Deadskins in Week 3

new thread when?!

Why do you think he was fired so soon? Jeff is also to blame for letting him get away with absolute murder.

>this entire post

2nd and 2? What a time to run a sweep!

His name is Eminem because his initials are MM.

85 bears fuckface

please dont post any more

Carson is doing his damn best, but fuck me are our WR's and O-Line killing us

LET IT RIPPPPPPP

what a shitty display from both teams

idiot

,
,
pls tear something ashlon or just give up like you do in 50% of games you no heart fucking NIGGER

>pls tear something ashlon or just give up like you do in 50% of games you no heart fucking NIGGER

pls tear something ashlon or just give up like you do in 50% of games you no heart fucking NIGGER

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"pls tear something ashlon or just give up like you do in 50% of games you no heart fucking NIGGER

pls tear something ashlon or just give up like you do in 50% of games you no heart fucking NIGGER

SO FUCKING BORING REEEEE

can you be my ai gf?

how can both teams play so bad

is it the new traditions to show shitty teams on monday night football?

I hope Alshon Jeffery catches a few TDs

that doesnt count

>stop one play
>"oh shit the 6 runs they let go for 10 yards didn't happen lol"
dumb webmposter

how do I become an nfl referee?

Bears: Cutler
Eagles: receivers

triggered

kill yourself

dont ever fucking reply to me again

loose eyesight

I'm just cheering for the Bears just to see that ultracucl EDP have a fucking grease heartattack LMAO OWNED SON GET OWNED KIDDO LOL SO OWNED

> unironically paying to see this shitfest

It's because he's white. Black people are some of the most racist in America.

wow, what a post

So is it a stonehand WR or no run game gonna kill the eagles this drive?

(You)

HOL UP, DES NIGGAS CANT CATCH THE BAWL? B

FIRE WATER™ REMINDING EVERYONE SHOULD DRINK YOUR DRUGS, SLOW FOOTED BUFFALO

YUM YUM, FIRE WATER™

Jeff was fucking desperate to have a star coach after Reid fucked us over during his last few years.

But after everything Kelly did Jeff finally realized he fucked up and kicked him out. Look I hate Roseman as much as the next Eagles fan, but he was still miles better than Kelly

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Become a lawyer. A lot of refs are lawyers for some reason.

start at lower levels and work your way up. I was a high school referee in college for a side job. its really not that hard to get into if you live in a populated area

at least they're not getting shot by urban youths

Respond to this post with "slip a disc ashlon" or "break a leg, jeffrey" or your parents die in their sleep tonight from a masked killer with a machete

this game is giving me cancer

ball bounces off agholor's hands and is a pick

Yo shut the fuck up about your shit fantasy team, you fucking leaf. You're going to fucking lose.

Lupe (Meek isn't bad tho)
Deep dish
Always Sunny, can't sleep on Devito

The most boring game of the week by far.

>tfw your team is on MNF looking like absolute shit

inb4 Wentz INT on this drive.

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Well at least we can take faith in that the Bears have an equally awful O-Line

wait people are watching these shitty irrelevant teams for something other than fantaasy purposes/ LOL??

This thread is fucking cancer. This is what happens when you post in a non-rbo thread newfags.

break a leg, jeffrey

i hope he remembers to get me too.

make it all stop.

>which team?

which one is your team?

>John Sutckliffe

These teams are fucking SHIT

For this I am awake at 4:30 in the morning...

idc if the eagles win or lose much this season. at least wentz looks decent

Who the hell is this drunk announcing injuries?

Funny thing is, I can't tell if you're an Eagles fan or a Bears fan

why are they letting the spic speak

>This guy's accent
Holy fuck

I wish there was a 24 hr Devito stream.

DAT HUDSON MOHAWKE IN THE XBOX COMMERCIAL

WHO IS THIS RETARD REPORTING IN FROM THE FIELD

WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT OLD ASS MAN DOING THE SIDELINE?

fuck, they couldn't find anyone else?

WIZARD

inb4 refs jew them out of another drive

Jesus was that a literal retard doing the injury reports?

did they get some random guy from the crowd to do sideline reports he sounds like he's having a panic atack

Was that sideline reporter retarded?

Did they hire some migrant to do the sideline reporting wtf

>Smallwood

BBC BTFO

This game is cancer. When he makes a new one, it'll be the same

>this fucking on the field commentaros fucking voice

what in the fuck LOL

No offense to the dude but why do they have a sideline reporter who can't speak English?

who the fuck was that

Nothing new for me.

>spic sideline reporter
For what fucking reason

the reporter is chicagoan dont h8

Lol who the fuck was that talking reporting injuries

Did they hire an immigrant to be a sideline reporter, he sounded like he had an accent.

spic heritage month or some shit

>smallwood

I can't stop laughing at that reporter holy shit

Is this sideline reporter having a stroke hahahahahaha holy shit

Who is this retarded announcer? lel

This. Wentz is showing a lot of promise and he's doing his damn best with the shit WRs he has.

go to sleep

>all these bigots

Nothing was wrong with him, diversity is great, no more dead black children

>tfw this game cured my insomnia

Man this game is boring....The Jags would had been better.

>ESPN has no more competent females to do on-field reporting

>shibe

>one eyed bill

same lol im pretty sure it was espn having a laugh

it's not as if what they say matters or means anything anyway

>all these people shitting on the spic reporter probably unironically like highly questionable

>AYEL KEEP UN AYE OHWN JAYE COALER'S RAYTE AHRM

>tfw I broke my leg after tripping over my dad's drunk friend who was sleeping on the stairs in the dark and when I finally got to the hospital in the morning when my mom got home from work my dad drew a giant paynus on my cast in magic marker and signed it GIMPS FATHER

Smeth confirmed elite

GUYS anyone in the LI area see that carpet depot commercial!?
ik the kid in that commercial he was such a douche in hs!!

>more dead black children
this

DEY ARE LOOGKNG AT CUDLERS HAND RIGH HEER RIGH...NOW

welcome to my Saturdays and Sundays for the EPL

but
>Wentz

Where's Kenjon Barner?!?! reeeeee

He's the deportes reporter I'm guessing he's trying to stifle himself from speaking spanish.

Iggles or Burrs fan?

funny thing about this is nobody knows which team is yours lol

Papi is fucking GOAT though
John Suthcliffe is hard to listen to at times, he does too many soccer reports.

my fucking sides

>Agholor is so fast that Wentz keeps underthrowing it

wew

I hate dan lebatards dads voice

Someone post the reporter, I want to laugh too.

i thought that was pablo sanchez or something

papi would have done a better job than that retard

wentz isnt worth it. go to sleep. your waifu is waiting for you

make a new thread soon mang

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G-Go Bears

NEED A LINK. ANYONE HAVE A STREAM?

At least the crowd makes Cubs games fun to be in, everyone just looks miserable to be there.

Just wait till we play Pittsburgh next week. It's either going to be a bloodbath or its going to be a miracle win

holy fuck, all these injuries on the bears defense gonna lead to Wentz tearing them up

lmao espn gonna suck Wentz's dick

>"Holes everywhere!"
based Gruden

>Cred Forums hating on espn for giving a retarded spic a chance at reporting

problematic

Lebatard's dad's voice is easier to understand than this guy's

Iggles

>the most wrong filename i ever seen on this cambodian cartoon board

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>no michele tafoya
:/

The only thing worse than having Mexico to the south is having Canada to the north

I really really want a sideline update again so i can laugh some more

it's been a long time as an eagles fan to see a QB throw in traffic and it still become a completion

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It's sad when our TEs are better than our WRs

DAT HEART

NICE TACKLING BURRS

youtu.be/UsyZ2P8652s

TERCHDERN

MATHEWS

>Buuurs

>the literal warzone of Shitcongo

That makes up for the drop desu

DAT FUCKING RUN

Can you post the td drops from Agholor and Matthews? Listening on the radio because I'm poor.

>Burrs in charge of tackling

That could have ended very poorly against an actually good defense

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I miss the 2010 Bears

>Now, back down to the field with papi le batard
OH SI SI I AM VERY INTRIGUED BY THIS GAME

ALCOHOL™ REMINDED EVERYONE DRINK YOUR DRUGS

YUM YUM, ALCOHOL™

i see no problem

Patriots made it work

Your comment was extra sensitive. Have a trophy.

Finally. Now the bears can roll over and die

BASED MATTHEWS

Google NFL live streams reddit

You're welcome.

wrong Matthews moron

Cuck

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KEK

O can see why, cuck.

These posts do not come from people secure in their sexuality

Wew that field goal scared me.

wew lad

You mean the 06 Burrs?

the funniest man in sports entertainment right there

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> dat dirty hold

fuck Matthews flicked the right stick down at the right time.

Is Marathon Juggling a sport?

God damn that was good

i will

Bears fucking suck

Too many drives where they could've scored.

here you go. it's a live youtube stream

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Now the burrs can finally ditch the 2 yard runs and pass while Cutler scrambles for his life.

Lol, should be banned just like tobacco ads desu

We need a webm or gif of Eli singing the snf song.

NEXT

The Bears should have got him easily though.

Actually disgusted by this skank

:(

ALCOHOL™ REMINDED EVERYONE DRINK YOUR DRUGS, YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE, TREBEK

YUM YUM, ALCOHOL™

>letting the spic who can't speak english because its hispanic heritage month

There you go guys

Based mormonbro

>hating on based papi
Kys fuckbois

>this token hispanic appreciation with this music

this is worse than doing nothing

>tfw when your drunk dad shows up to your Grannys funeral wasted and starts telling everyone that you wet the bed until you were 13 and still don't shave everyday because you're not really his son because your mom learned how to be a hewer from her mother

lol. fuck it looks like another 6-10 season for Da Bears. as long as they beat grinch bay once ima be happy.

>YFW you realize during that city skyline shot before the kick off, that at least 2 nigs shot each other over nothing. Chicago, the strictist gun control in the USA, LOL WOW LOL

How the fuck does missing the 2010 Bears make me a cuck? We had a great defense and held the second seed in the NFC. Cutler was great and Forte was in his prime we had based Greg Olsen. Everything went downhill once Cutler got hurt. I miss Lovie the most

>wetback month
>have a literal autistic wetback on the sidelines
It all makes sense.

>27 posts early

fuck off faggot

NEW THREAD

>Burrs

lel

>CUTLEL

>cuntler

Read the post above yours faggot

Olsen is a great addition to the Panthers

GAME OVER BOYS


>cutler

too late faggot, delete it again, oh wait lmao

cuck general

KEK

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

I guess this means da bears won't win da superb owl this season.

>CUTler

youtube.com/watch?v=0I-JH_U7Mq4

Why are you so MAD and ANGRY LOL

People getting for the exits. Lol

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>tfw this game is making you so sad that even ordering a Pizza Hut grilled cheese pizza will not improve your mood

THAT INTERCEPTION THOUGH!

kek

oh cutlel

What do you use to convert webm so fast also y cut off the score

>Hoyer
How the fuck does this guy keep finding his way into NFL games? Holy shit.

>Hispanic month
>Games in Spanish

I thought immigrants were supposed to integrate?

Why are we promoting them to not integrate?

Did Hillary lie to me?

This game is pretty ResidentSleeper

Why is Wentz pushing agholor for top receiver. Seriously wtf