Toronto Blue Jays @ Seattle Mariners GAMETHREAD

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I saw a dad wearing all jays gear with kids in sea hawks clothing. You might have some double agents.

Fuck off maple cunt

for fucks sake

WEW

Pls find the strike zone Taijuan

pls don't be hurt

walker I thought you got better, come on.

>that Mariners fan dad with his Jays fan kid
How nice of him to take his wife's son to a ball game

man fuck the leafs. I've never been a fan of universal healthcare 2bh

>americans

Let's go M's! Nice getting out of that one Walker.

With the severe amount of single moms in Washington State this would not surprise me.

Tijuan HAS found the strike zone; home plate ump hasn't.

got out of it

where are all the canuck posters

Safeco'd :^(

past their bedtime

>dave sims

some hockey shit is going on I think

they are getting ready for bed

It's about 5:30am in Canada time right now. They're all asleep.

fucking marine layer

>that one sox fan

wew

fuck these canadians are annoying at my park

CANUCKS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pls have a nice inning walker

these mariners unis are gay as shit tbqh

UNLEASH THE KKKK'S

I will fucking murder you punk, take that back

shit taste lad

also underage

your just salty that your team couldn't pull them off

>a fucking leaf trying to dictate fashion sense

tippity top kek

>Blue gays
>calling another teams unis gay

heh

great recovery

thanks for the (You)s bros really needed that

Would you stick it up Angie Mentink's pooper?

yw

user im telling her you said that

yeah, but i wouldnt make a big deal about it

Yes, and I would coerce her to take me down to the field after hours and do it right on home plate.

only if she asks really nice

Oh great, another pitching duel at Safeco. Those rarely turn out well for the M's lately.

FUCK MARRY KILL

Angie, Aaron, Jen

go

>tfw work in the morning

worst coast is worst coast

West coast best coast fagit

>been watching for 30 minutes
>no points scored yet
wtf? I don't think this cum guzzling sport is for me, lads

:^)

>didnt check the scoarboard
>didnt watch any of the game
Jays are losing arent they? This is such a sad time for Toronto, Canadians and the team in general.

Fucking hell Lind. Get it together.

>lind

dont make me come over there m8

Bring it shit coast

>sportsbitch
Oh yeah, this is so rude and totally inappropriate unlike all the trains every sports bitch has run on them just as part of the job hanging around roided sportssfags all day......

He's not a very good defensive first baseman but that wasn't really his bad desu

you should, its nice over here

le speedy jew

HAWT CORNER

HAWT CORNER
HAWTHAWT CORNER

She's literally quarter past midnight here. Fucking west coast games.

angie, jen, aaron

HAWT CORNER

>walker

Damn nigga are they playing at the Rogers center? Sounds like theres more Jays fans than Martiners fans there

Based Edwin does it again, pls extend this man

>White "women"

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Alright. Put in Guti

EE
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This is a sad time for Canada, and therefore the world.

well thats not good

boston is going to give edwin a 30 million dollar a year contract

Joey Bats is gone next season i would almost guarronnnnteeee it.

and its not even about the stats, EE is chill as fuck and bats is a god damn drama queen.

>still walking Autista
shuggy

At least we'll win the World Cup of Refpuck if team NotAmerica doesn't ruin it for us.

so are you jays fans still having the pessimist vs optimist issues?

Idk, I'm scared some rich team (cough Boston) will blow him away with an absurd contract

Scared? Accept it.

I don't think anyone responds to whinyposters anymore

Its always like that for the jays and the Indians.

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I think they let bats go and EE stays.

its even worse now since we are like 5-11 in september. pessimists are ecstatic that they team that they root for is losing games, because that means they can brag on a vietnamese tiddlywinks board

There's always one . . .

how far does estrada go before he blows the game brehs?

Will someone please explain to me ( bear in mind that I'm an Ms fan and not all that smart, obviously ) why our post Felix hopes are pinned on Tijuan ?

Typical mariners choking in a critical game
Time to pull the plug on this game...

how the fuck does one consistently pitch plenty of different pitches in between that tiny fucking plate?

Help us out marte

you sound like youd be a good jays fan

executing bunts? wow

dat atmosphere

I already hate hockey the fact theyre trying to start this world cup shit in september chaps my asshole.

Its baseball season still you shitheels

>moving a batter with a sacrifice bunt

we /smallball/ now?

There is. its a 2-3 hour boat ride and drive to safeco from where i live :^)

scouts said he was a top prospect so the organization hopes he can become a great pitcher

fire sale? .....did,...... did someone say fire sale?

>robo umps when
He's cucking both teams now

this one weird strikezone

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Kevin going hard tonight

crap

That fucker should get ejected for that.

learn how to control your backswing

yo why we getting no hit by this shitter

This is how the jays need to play more often. Sac bunts, aggressive steals, not allowing called strikes. Pillar's hit was very lucky, out of the strike zone, barely got any power, but putting the ball in play instead of striking out always allows you some good chances to manufacture runs.

he actually has a perfecto going so far I think.
Fuck.

tap one in, smith

>encouraging pisslar to swing even more

not only is that literally, and im mean LITERALLY impossible but its terrible advice for him unless he plans on roiding up so he has some actual power

>Jays play their best baseball when their local fans are asleep

cheeky

No, I don't think Pillar needs to swing more, but I think the jays in general have a lot of called strikes and are overly focused on dingers. Even hits that get you out can help get a run.

I'll take a walk at this point

Almost a 20 pitch inning so far. Seems like Estrada gets like 3 and a half innings lately and then starts shitting his pants.

wewwww

wow lad

mvPillar

okay thats better

Fuck the m's

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Based Pillar

GOLD
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>risp

I hope the boat sinks next time

>that optimism commercial

every last one of my keks

oh you.

we need one too

The other day Dan Shulman was actually talking about optimist and pessimist jays fans.

there was a point where this should've stopped and we've clearly gone way past it

can the blue jays catch the red sox

could the m's avoid giving the jays easy outs

yes, but probably not. theres a 3 game series at the end of the season, so if they gain 1 game on the sox by now and then then anythings possible. just not very likely.

this is fucking ridiculous

its doable

>"Why can't he give them to me?"

Pretty sick of this episode desu

MarKKKKKKKo

N O H I T S
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this offense is completely dead so far

It's gonna be tough for the M's to come back on the road.

>storen warming up

nice

aside from a perfect knuckleball, is there a harder pitch to hit than a really filthy curve?

cutter

no

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splitter

>waves

wrong again

it's slider

Mook Betts

S I G N
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no its screwball

actually it's a forkball

>Pilar
>Marco yet to give up a hit
ffs buck you just jinxed it

pretty sure its an eephus gutterball

actually it's a spitball

the abbreviated spitball is widely known to be the hardest pitch to hit

>bunting

GET THIS NIGGA OUT OF HERE

yeah, they are basically knuckleballs that go as fast as you want, but they are literally illegal pitches so they don't really count.

>BUNTING WITH 2 STRIKES

SERVAIS

love how all the seattle casuals showed up for the first two innings then got bored and left

>SERIOUSLY BUNTING RIGHT NOW

I'm still here senpai

will marco do it this time?

whens the cutoff to when its acceptable to bunt during a no hitter?

I want to believe

only the last out.

everything else is neckbeard whining.

any of y'all remember when we ruined Halladay and Delgado's careers but they kept playing with us anyway?

16 straight for travy trav

This team is just fucking awful. Would be fitting for our playoff hopes to be crushed by getting no hit by a fucking injured pitcher

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m's literally cant take the pressure

embarassing

>Donaldson

6th inning is already rude desu

>JASH DANALSON

DONT TRUST THIS FAGGOT

I had to get up for a minute

But Halladay did great after he left.

Somebody get this hothead out of here

>People trust this man

>donglordson

leave hothead

>UMPBALL

never won, and its really sad we never put a good team behind him.

Wow.. Josh Donaldson baby sits my son in the off-season and has always seemed like a great guy.. I might have to have a conversation with him soon because I don't think I trust him with my wife's son.

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>Yelling "You fucking bastard" multiple times to the umps face
>Umpball

Anyone got a webm of that blue jay girl booing? She's better than that cotton candy retard from SEattle.

hahahahahhhh

she doesnt even like baseball fucking bandwagon bitch

JP Ricciardi is literally the devil

>Yelling "You fucking bastard" multiple times to the umps face
wat

Go Blue Jays

no one has it so you're clearly wrong

Go Jays! Help the Rangers drop that magic number to 3

he said

"thats outside you fucking piece of shit"

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its happening

I assume he wasn't calling the ejection umpball, he was calling the strike call umpball

NO HITTER
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>le solo walk man

>2016
>Arguing balls and strikes

what is a non solo walk?

Hey kids, my girlfriends boyfriend texted me ten minutes ago about a jays no hitter

is it still happening?

>2016
>no robo umps yet

m's sill have some more opportunities left

Remember when Bort roid raged on an ump and almost killed him? Good times.

it's a meme you dip

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I do actually

kinda miss the lad

GIVE THE MARINERS YOUR POWER TO GET A SINGLE FUCKING GOD DAMN HIT!!!!

\O/

top kek

> Not realizing it just pisses the ump off

>buck trying to jinx a no-no on live television

\o/

youtube.com/watch?v=VNWWbQBaLqY

\o/

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW

oh my god, look at all the canadians in the crowd

i guess thats what it means to be cucked lol

>seacucks

i guess memes are based on actual facts

oh. haha, that is a very funny meme. can i use it?

\O/
come on Benoit, we need you

Erry time, Estrada has been so close to a nono 4 times in the last 2 years now

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Get fucked, leafs

YEAH SUCK IT ESTRADA

fucking lad reminds me of mickey mantle from back in the day

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=mCwY7Ld4P-c

>that fan at the end

always classy turanno fans

About fucking time

Hey, im behind on the stream. please dont spoil it.

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GODAMNNIT ESTRADA YOU USELESS FUCKING SPIC CANT EVEN THROW A NO HITTER

Literally the only good thing Rauch did in a Jays uni

took him long enough

here comes the estrada collapse

jays loss incoming

he died. baseball to the head.

they still wont score.

>fans cum their pants over an obvious pop fly

OOOH I POO'D MY PANTS I HAVE POOPY IN MY DIAPER

hit it deep left, seags

now this is shitposting

M's will win on a grand slam.

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>osuna allowing a grand slam

top kek my friend, can you tell me any more good memes?

got ejected from the stadium tonight, fucking alcohol enforcement cant' even get drunk at the game anymore

what's the point in going to a mariners game unless you can gte shitfaced i dont know guys

it took you guys 7 innings to get a single hit, lets not get carried away now child

someone move the bases

Last year Jays fans were cheering as they got walked off by Guti

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ADAM LIND

I KNOW THAT KEK

HE USED TO BE ON THE BLUE JAYS

GOD HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING KEKOLD NOW

MUST BE THT SEATTLE GREEN KEK

THANKS FOR THT POP UP KEK BOI

this didn't happen

We're you being a nuisance

this ump is fucking putrid tbqhwyf

Yer a southbound Canuck, ain't ye?

PICS OF TICKET OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN C.UCK BOI

>he doesn't know about the notorious safeco field ushers and alcohol enforcement

you can't even cheer too loudly or they go and harass you

fuckin shitty ass mariners baseball

seattle is cursed

nope, just drinking from my flask, trying to kill the pain of being a mariners fan

we got a spicy one in LA

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Guys just got here a few innings ago, where the fuck is donaldson i thought he came back from the injury a last games?

when did you get ejected? how did you get home already

>"THAT'S OUTSIDE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"

i think the saddest would be an angels fan. having the best player since fucking barry bonds on your team, best player by a country mile since his rookie season, and just pissing away what should have been 4 straight (now 5) mvp seasons until he inevitably leaves for an actually good franchise.

bottom of the fifth

I live close as fuck to the stadium

dude the mariners are two games out of a playoff spot in late september, and a team based over 3000 miles away and who are not widely popular or successful outnumbered home team fans at the game like 3:1

there's no hope in this fanbase left

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all the fans at this game are people from bc

AWW CMON THE M'S PUT STOREN IN, YOU GOTTA PUT BENOIT IN

FUCKING FAGS

stop calling them m's there are other teams with the name starting with M you autist

lul

shoulda given estrada at least one more batter though, give him the opportunity for a CGSO

I can understand gibby just wanting to close out the win though

s-still have some time left

>from bc

you mean SE asia, right?

Why would you ever put storen in?

Jays fans in Vancouver buy these tickets in March. These are priority tickets for them. It's really not that big of a deal

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

>Grilli shitting the bed
oh boy here we go

OH NO NO NO NO

NOT AGAIN

NONONONONONONOONONONOON
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IMPLOSION FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK PENIS DICK FUCK

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Only NL teams, they don't count.

lets go m's

STOP CALLING THEM THE J's

stop calling them m's there are other teams with the name starting with M you autist

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OH FUUUUUUUUUUCK

FUCKING FUCK DICK SUCK

NOOOOOO FUCK MY BIG DICK SHIT NO JAYS NOOOOO NOT ANOTHER IMPLOSION BIG DICK SUCK CMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this ump is hot garbage

>m's

but only the mariners are important enough to go by their first letter

no one does that

OH FUCK YEAH

YEAH JAYS

WOOOW

WEW

FIRE UP THE GRILL NIGGA

i love when grilli freaks out, its the best

>kmart

>Smeff

it's not over

The jays uniforms are just beautiful

LETS GO DAD

>Important
>not gnna make the post season

?????????????????????????

look at his greasy sweaty hair all from like five minutees lol

lol how the hell do the Memeiners ever score runs? This line up looks fucking awful

>literally no one hitting above .300

help the team out smith

This

he was sweaty from warming up in the bullpen lol

he'd be the best closer though, love his animation

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCK NO NO NO NO PENIS DICK SUCK PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE DONT WALK HIM WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK GRILL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO PENIS DICK SUCK FUCK CMON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO NO NO NO NO

DONT COLLAPSE JAYS YTHIS CANY FUUKCING HAPPEN

What the fuck that stankee player cano is on the memeiners

Wtf why are there so many Jays fans there?

Smith makes Grilli's arm fall off

RIGHT IN THE DING DONG

random question but can you replace a pitcher in the middle of pitching against someone? like if you just need 1 more pitch could you bring up someone?

seattle memeiers are cucks

shame it wasnt a weekend series there would be even more canacucks

>Cecil vs Cano

Yes

240 million dollar man pls do it

just do it

pls

ROBBIE PLEASE I BELIEVE

Because Vancouver BC is like 2 hours away

Grilli inducing heartattacks every time he pitches these days

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no you stupid cuck, unless he fakes an injury

>tablervoice
wow those were some real big soft tits in the stands there

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C O L L A P S E

optimists on suicide watch

Osuna, fucker.

please dont allow a dinger

you can take the pitcher out if he's injured but in that case I think the batter takes a base

I might be making shit up

I believe in you cano

I sensed a disturbance in the force, what's going on guys?

Osuna is quite literally the best pitcher in all of baseball

in a few years he will go down as the best pitcher in the history of baseball

no way cano gets a hit

>post yfw Osuna shits the bed and Jays collapse

all those trudeau voters in the stands don't even watch hockey what a suprise

cant believe we got our 7th inning guy for drew fucking storen kek its great

Why are canucks so fucking clueless about baseball

post yfw Seattle loses 3 to 9

(b) If the pitcher is replaced, the substitute pitcher shall pitch to the batter then at bat, or any substitute batter, until such batter is put out or reaches first base, or until the offensive team is put out

JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

Oh yeah bring Soonysoons in just to walk a run in briliant

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oh god I can't watch

>SHITSUNA
>GOOD

MY SIDES

THIS TEAM IS MISSING THE POSTSEASON

Im literally shaking

FIGHT

AND

WIN

Jesus Tap Dancing FUCK

ITS HAPPENING

Jesus Christ im sweating

YEAH CANADA FUCK YEAH

EAT SHIT MURICAN SCUM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Jesus power

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dumbfucks i told you here what would happen
dont doubt my knowledge again

Thank you based Osuna

>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS

SHITTATLE KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

hes literally the youngest player in history to reach 30 saves you fucking piece of shit pessimist, osuna is an amazing reliever

blown opportunity

what ever happened to the guy who was in the tree

dumbfucks i told you here (You)
what would happen
dont doubt my knowledge again

Is it true Americans are subhuman?

>brosuna keeps estrada scoreless

what a bro

He got arrested after coming down.

He was just some high transient.

I heard that too

he got put in the loony bin. forgot all about that guy

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so at this point we want bombston to beat the oreos i guess :/ ?

Yes

I was on business in america and fucked a married woman
i literally cucked some random american somewhere

he could be you for all you know lol

>implosion

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Asuming we win this game
If we lose a game, then it's better if boston wins because we keep our wild card spot.

If we win a game, then its better if the oreos win because we keep our wild card spot and go 1 game closer to boston. Let's say boston loses next 3 and blue jays win tonight + next 3, then them and the orioles are 1 game back of boston, both have secure wild card spots and jays can take over boston.

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Pillar was out

post that actress whose name i forget

she's making a sad face

someone post the high test blue jay fan

thats getting overturned, pillar you idiot

i love sucking big giant canadian cock

it is my dream to one day bring my sister and mother to canada and watch them get fucked by stronger, superior canadian lumberjack

american cocks are so tiny and inferior compared to canadian cocks

Alison Brie

le speedy jew not quite speedy enough

out

I hope to one day get married only to have you superior canadian gentlemen impregnate her and bring me superior genetic canadian children

as a mariners fan, i hope the jays win , go jays go!

Only one man can save us

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fuck off pillar

beat me to it

literally the cutest thing ever

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google : hot canadian girls
did you mean : half-french skanks

is this what superior canadian women look like? my tiny american seattle mariner cock could never sattisfy her

>me remembering that walkoff

would rather have barney hit than saunders

>mariners baseball

idk why i continue to torture myself

MY MAN SAUNDERS!

Mariners uniforms are just beautiful

>google american women
>pictures of laquisha

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not as beautiful as canadians, which i why i want to sit in a corner and what my family have a train run on them by canadians

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>ALL these americans craving superior canadian cock

wew

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We need to get our boy Brad Miller back on the team, bros.

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would he even want to be back?

All images of these uniforms should be eviscerated so they may never be thought of again

its rally time

>tfw no gf

dam looking at that resturant now it looks so ugly

He's about to be annexed to Montreal, so probably

Mariners next year will be better than Rays next year. And he's not even playing SS in TB, which he's unhappy about

just wonder what it would actually take to get him back here. i miss him and his stirrups and no-batting gloves

"Wow its so big!"

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FUCK SAFECO HOLY SHIT

YOU CANAKEKS CAN HAVE IT

come on ump that was a clear strike

lol is that a Ricky Romero jersey

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oh shid that was close

tyb safeco

Marine layer/Dave Sims having no mercy on me tonight

only .74 of a win

come on m's

>Adam Lind will never bat .305 with 35 dongs for the Blue Jays again

;_;

but we're the cuckolds? all my american friends crave canadian bulls, including myself

i want a canadian to impregnATE My wife

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stop calling them m's, theres other teams that start with m, its stupid

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no

based Martin

>called the M's
>logo is an S

why

just

MARTIN
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BASED MARTIN
Aight M's dont let the homer kill the rally

anyone here that guy "its fucking oveR"
what did he mean by that

oh shit a HR did he mean that

OOOOOHHHHHH FUUUUUUCCCCCK

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HAPPENING

what the fug

NY B-team and Florida don't count

Shit just got real

oh wow haha well osuna's still getting the save fuck y'all

>that image
>that leaf

dont you mean S's?

because there is more than one design

FUCK FUCK FUCK

haappening

and happened

Fuck yeah Jesus power you heathens!!!

thansk martin

GG M's bros

>staring at strike three

:^(

maybe hes like me and caved into our superior canadian overlords

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GG canucks

tyb jesus

Canada told us not to call them M's anymore so we're stopping that because you guys are our superior overloards

was a good game, im excited for the rest of this series. i like you mariners fans

>Happ tomorrow
>Sanchez the next day

I like where this is going

just not enough

gg jays

I like you Canada
like i mean, impregnate my gf and give me your superior canadian sperm

damn that superior canadian woman my dick