Shitty MNF game thread

>not barner edition

fuck you

IT'S OGRE

>cutlet

JUST

Papi is the fucking GOAT

Brej J cutler...

>CUTLEL
>SHITCAGO
>STATE OF ILLOSENOIS

CUTLER MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>the decrepit shanty town of Jay Cuckler

BURRS R I P

>cutlet

Who got that big D?

BRADDY HAMS

>Shitcago

WHERE THAT STUPID AS FUCK TRIPFAGGOT SAYING THE EAGLE D ISNT GOOD?

Eagles fans can take comfort in that it was Kelly that fucked up a great team and gutted us.

Bears have just been sucking for years and aren't getting better

Why is Cutler still a starter in the NFL

What wrong with Jay? Why he don't wanna b gud?

>Hispanic Heritage Month
>plays reggaeton

Fuck that island ass "music"

>SHITCONGO
>CUTLEL
>SHITCONGO
>CUTLEL
>SHITCONGO
>CUTLEL
>SHITCONGO
>CUTLEL

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAARS

TITTIES™ REMINDING EVERYONE DRINK YOUR DRUGS, SWEET TRUCKING MERCY NOMNOMNOM

YUM YUM, TITTIES™

>CUTLER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

What happened to the other Eagles kicker?
Is he ded still?

>cuntlel

this, Caribbeans are scum

Watch espn literally 3 minutes behind

Who /bambi/ here?

When is the Cutler as starting QB experiment going to end?

When did he have 1 descent season?

We're gettin comfy now, eh brudda?

no bully burr

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It's so nice to have a real offense again.

eagles vs. pats superb owl confrimed

wentz cucks brady, wins MVP, brady retires out of shame

>cutlet

tfw all the logins and passwords I had are no longer usable

indeed my man

wentz is ELITE

Whats the story here?

better that then that stereotypical mexican music that companies use all the time

>cutlel

>The Chicago Mikos

Machi :_;

i will

now apparently

>cuckler quitting already

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>Cutlet leaves out of shame
wew

Such a tender cutlet

Eagles D knocking out 2 QBs in 2 weeks

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>throw an INT and quit

PEPPER YOUR ANUS

HOYER TIME

Parkey is coming back boys.

>tfw this game has made you so sad that not even a Pizza Hut big box could help

>The backup is Hoyer

Fucking kek

Doug Pederson with these meme presnaps

>mfw they unironically kept paying Cutler

Would you rather have a shitty QB and amazing WR corps or shitty WR corps and elite Brady-tier QB

>your franchise fell for the Cutler meme for 7+ seasons

fug mang

Lets go, iggles. Protect that lead.

Hoyer...LOL wut

>that look back
Based

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name ONE reason why carson wentz won't win ROTY

pro tip, you can't

what was the reaction from bears fans resigning him in 2014?

what do you think of cutler currently??

Welcome to Chicago, Deshaun Watzon

>Cutler injured again

Gee, he doesn't look injured

Eagles third string has done his job. Time to put in our fourth string to finish this game.

Bradford
soon

Kek

the latter

an elite QB can make shitty WRs better not the other way around if no one can get them the ball

hres an old pic i saved on Cred Forums when he was with the pats

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get more creative, shill

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Because Sterling Shepard is winning it

bring back Rax, he wouldn't stand for this faggotry of an offense

>yfw hoyer lights up the iggles

how many owls did the Lions and Vikings win compared to the Patriots and Steelers

>Hoyer

I will be shocked if there aren't at least two more INTs.

He's just getting some needed booster shots

>tfw even a Pizza Hut Big Box won't even cheer you up after this

>>What was he even looking at?

QB every time. A good QB is a leader and takes an active role in making the entire offense better.

But the >puckers have that latter situation no?

Hoyer aka LEMME GET A MCPICK 2

>that slowmo cutler fumble
top jej

Does reddit have more sex than this board?

>yes

>Wentz will be exposed

>One week wonder

>Eagles D a ruse

Mfw

>tfw this game has made you so sad that even if Pizza Hut resurrected the Sicilian pizza you'd still be sad

Plz no

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>tfw you're so ashamed that the big box goes cold

>tfw you ordered the pizza hut hot dog pizza once and it wasn't even that good and definitely would not cheer you after this despicable game

Don't get complacent, D.

>burrs

lmao

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Guys I'm suddenly in the mood for Pizza Hut

Literally why not throw to Jeffrey everytime?

Also, kek
>burrs

>hoylel

Lol burrs

WOOOOOOOOO DEFENSE DEFENSE

>shitcongos ball handling

It's just one of those games

>yfw you're not a burrs fan

>the desolate, crumbling ruin known as Chicago

>burrs

>bears '''''''''''''''''''''''''''offense'''''''''''''''''''''''''''

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>BURRS

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

IM ALL FUCKING IN ON THIS EAGLES TEAM. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

E-A-G-L-E-S

EAGLES

>tfw you will never do the Pizza Hut Book It program and receive free ass pizza again and definitely won't have kids that do it so you'll never get to eat a personal pan pizza again and that thought definitely does not cheer you

Eagles baby

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHBBABAHZHAHAAHA
>burrs
hahahahHHhHahHAHAHAHAH

>and stuffed it
you guys think Gruden likes being cucked? I can imagine him watching his wife getting fucked and him doing a play by play with those kind of phrases

cam looks so weird in that picture

>have to deal with 2-0 Iggle shitposting

Thanks for nothing Chicago

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who /609/ here?

Welp goodnight. Gg Eagle bros. I'm going to go bandwagon the Texans until the Bears get their shit together and cut Cutler

What the fuck is that I want to eat it.

/215/

Who /610/ here

>There are people on Cred Forums that rate Papa mannings and Domishit over the GOAT Pizza Hut

I WALK THIS EMPTY STREET

>bears ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''defense''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Damn straight nigga, REPRESENT!

If your from Philly and your not having a Santucci's pizza you don't know shit about football

Ayy South philly here

I love Cutler, he's the Romo of the North.

Analysts and fans suck his dick all day but he proves he's useless trash again and again.

too much dough

Papa John's a shit

jesus christ bears
eagles running through that def like a hot knife through butter

Have the bears given up?

>analysts and fans suck his dick all day but he proves he's useless trash again and again.
just like Romo

>being poor
Lol

Only if you help meme the Texans to the owl

>yfw the Eagles win the SuperBowl

did everyone leave?

>tfw you're so sad about how Da Bears are playing that you don't even feel like ordering a Pizza Hut pizza with a flavor swirl

Fucking tragical

/mainline/ checking in

>Analysts and fans suck his dick all day but he proves he's useless trash again and again.
Romo is actually good stupid.

Yall been running through us too.

Chicago hates Cutler, what fans suck his dick?

That's exactly what he/she was saying

Should have been a touchdown BAKA

>he's the Romo of the North, here's why
>yes that's true

???

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Yeah at lying in a hospital bed

so cute!

Good thing he's a glass cannon.

>More 4th down attempts from Pederson than Chip

SO glad I only needed 2.5 pts from Agholor to win this week.

>Romo is actually good stupid.
he always looks good in that one game a season he plays

>sproles little legs
Lol
That heart

new thread

Aaron Rodgers thought they said he'd be shilling and touching Big Cocks

>tfw you are so sad that you are going to order Pizza Hut after the game if Da Bears don't win to try to numb the pain

What toppings Cred Forums?

>Romo is good

Holy fuck my sides.

>women

Agholor is killing me. Hold on to the fucking ball.

"Munchy Box"

No, this is the comfy thread

post fast food

Jalapeno pineapple pepperoni and/or Canadian bacon

>337 posts early

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yOU KNOW THE CANADIAN BACON ISNT GONNA MAKE YOU CANADIAN MASTERRACE RIGHT ? KEKKEKEKE

Can anyone tell me how the hell does Jay Cutler still have a job? Hasn't he been shit for a while now?

Still the GOAT fast food item and surprisingly not as awful as most fast good.

The only thing that should come early is Pizza Hut pizza.

.

contract

How many people will get shot in the parking lot after this?

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probably just two or three

double olives, cut it twice

Damn. When do you think the Bears will finally cut him?

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The Jay Cutler
>Grilled Chicken
>Black Olives
>Green Olives
>Banana Peppers
>Roma Tomatoes
>Balsamic Drizzle
>Salted Pretzel Crust

that sounds fucking Delicious
with a capital D

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Caution: choking hazard

A $20.99 Pizza Hut pizza. Good lord. Probably 7 or 8 years ago at this point Pizza Hut had some promotion with UNLIMITED toppings for $10 or something. My roommate and I ordered double cheese, double meat, double some of the veggies. Pizza Hut warned us our pizza would not cook properly. We got the pizza and it was piled so high with shit that the box didn't close properly. We had to eat it with forks, and Pizza Hut was correct that the pizza would not cook properly and it was awful.

>beat the worst 2 teams in the nfl

We Elite Now

>eagles fans

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cutler disgusts ,me

do you still eat it all?

Of course we did, we were hungry.

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jesus christ

is he elite?

Where?

>Guess I'll just lob it

Bears.

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What happened in the 2nd half boys?

who /from the other thread/ here?

>tfw Canada user shares in our agony tonight

Well misery loves company

Thank you Alshon

Now you know why they don't have that deal anymore. hehe

Why are you guys posting corndogs and sausage? This is a PIZZA HUT Bears thread.

>4th down?
>hmmm let me lob it

Bears

Scott van pelt my nigga

Based stat corrections could still save me right

i lost by a yard, literally a yard

Look on the bright side, at least we got he primetime humiliation game out of the way early this year

Now we spend the rest of it quietly rebuilding or tanking further

who /breakfast/??

>Steve "Air" McNair

:(

>Get on the Wents Wagon

I'm on.

Is MNF just completely dead at this point?

>you now remember Based Air McNair
R.I.P

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Bears seriously need to fucking bench Bobby Massie. In 2 games he looks like complete trash. He can't run block, he can't pass block, he can't block!

Do the bears even have anyone behind hoyer since Shaw and Cutler are kill

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Injuries and interceptions.

>3 different drinks
more disgusting than the bears

Thanks Rams for drafting Goff.

I feel bad beating the bears like this. It's like 54-11 all over again. I just wanna win, save the blowouts for Dallas, I'm sorry bearbros

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Nope

>Bears and Browns tanking for Kizer and watson
>Kizer is already exposed

It's always been atrocious. Gruden is an unfunny meme faggot and the games are liquid shit

>syrup is a drink

Is that sweat tea?

Those eggs also look really fucking good, just need a bit of cheese

>Syrup is a drink

That's the wrong flag

HOLY SHIT GRUDEN GOING HAM!

When will they bring back the GOAT pizza?

There's fine minutes left, and Hoyer is down by 3 scores. It's over.

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>Noodles in the booth

It used to be so based. Moving it to ESPN was the beginning of the end.

wtf gruden just went off the reservation

>Gruden wouldn't be able to do that with Tirico
I'm glad he's beating the shit out of this faggot, but I still miss Tirico.

>tfw there will never be a sideline clearing brawl in the nfl

>tfw Gruden will never slap you with a noodle

uh?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why would anyone eat this when they could just order Pizza Hut?

>HES A MONSTER

>Goff hyped as most NFL ready QB by all the experts, Wentz expected to sit a year
>It's now the reverse

Like Pottery

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2handedmonster

>Watson fails when he is expected to turn around a shitty franchise by himself
>Random QB with decent college career goes to a team that build him up right and surrounds him with talent

There it is

That was probably the best summer of my life.... We ordered the bigfoot like once a week.

Fucking love Gruden he's batshit insane

>pizza hut
That's worse

Why don't the Philadelphians just start a play and let all the time leave the clock right now?

>MONSTER
How many times will they say this?

are you kidding me of course he would have

gruden trying to push gruden and sean chemistry

it just isnt working, fire him

Holy shit that looks amazing.

pretty sure gruden said st louis

It's always like this with Cutler, if things get rough he just quit.

Jay Cuckler confirmed for BLACKED?

Be honest Cred Forums, if we switched teams, would anyone be able to blame us?

At least we switch for a year or two until the Bears can fire everyone and start over again especially without Cutler.

kek

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WE DID IT REDDIT

>MNF
> on espn
You already know its complete shit. ESPN manages to do every sporting broadcast the worst. Baseball especially.

"Well I know we told you we are broadcasting x teams game tn, but I figure we can cut over to the dodgers game and circle jerk over Kershaw for a bit, also do you like our female analyst who never played baseball? She really knows the game well. Oh and here are some shitty impressions of baseball players."

hes being paid to advertise

Wuh oh

>are you kidding me of course he would have
No. It would be racist for a white man to hit a black man with a noodle. Disney and ESPN wouldn't allow it.

Pederson is a standup dude for trying to make this blowout look not as bad

BURRS

>iggles

wew lad

wew lad
let's get a FG or something pls

COMEBACK

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IGGLES BTFO

>wentz

BURRS RUN DIS SHIT

Come to the Vikings friend, well welcome you with open arms from your abusive team

Never seen one came back from that angle, nice

the royal runback

How come Jay Gruden is so fucking pussy compared to Jon

>tfw your dog dies 2 months before your birthday and your das promised you a new doggo only to show up to your birthday picnic with homemade chili and gets completely wasted and tells everyone they are eating dog and still laughs about it when he sees me crying about him

>Tfw you will never be up late doing a term paper and Milana comes in, hugs you from behind and kisses your cheek saying "don't stay up too late."

Feels really fucking bad

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>are you coming swimming with us user?

I NEED THIS

Switch to the pats

kek

Im gay

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Jay is like Danny DeVito in Twins

Goddamn that sounds like the greatest summer ever

What else happened that summer my man?

who's milana? is she THICC?

gruden is secretly thinking "you arent mike"

What a terrible Onside kick.

This bald guy is too serious to be with Gruden

>that fucking onside kick

Friendly reminder that Milana is an anagram for Animal

Do any of these special teams know how to onside kick anymore?

Literally a waste of time and effort

why is /ck/ invading this gamethread?

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this was the perfect angle for this play
even though it sucks they scored, Im happy they broadcasted it like this

That camera angle was such shit.

>No BLACKED logo

They can't because of the mini clock rules.

what time does eatdatpussy new video come out?

Shhh, just let it happen.

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Like 15 minutes after the game

kys cuck

I get the feeling Gruden hates this new guy

what is your people obsession with that

>tfw you will never be a kid in the early 90s again and order a personal pan pizza and get a hat and sippy cup for $2.99

>HELP HELP!
t. cuck

I'd probably say something really stupid and cum when they get into the water.

>nigs chimping out

so fucking hyped

check lefty's toes

damn

You tell me

But you can look at his twitter in the meantime

twitter.com/fatpussyisyummy

> i lost by .1 of a ppoint

one fucking yard

at least have ashlon get a last second TD to make the string go away

>Unfunny meme
>Hardest working coach in the NFL
>Champion

Sure thing kiddo

>I still have my hat and cup

Please stop posting food, I have literally nothing but cereal to eat at the moment.

Bears shooting themselves in the feet hard

Sometimes we'd get really crazy and order 2 bigfoots

Gruden is tired of sean mcboring's boolshit. bring back MIKE MOTHERFUCKERS

>that punch

>not getting a free personal pan pizza for being an elite reader

You mean white people?

absolutely no chemistry

espn made a mistake not paying treeko

>tfw your friend bet $200 on Da Bears to win outright and calls you up crying and you're getting sick of getting calls about his sports bets every week but he's one of your best bros so you listen

>Deion'dre

Jesus Christ niggers

THAT'S FUCKIN HOLDING REF

>THAT FUCKING HOLDING MAN

>that's fucking holding man

what is the truth?

>THAT'S FUCKING HOLDING REF

>that's FUCKING holding

>that's fucking holding

THATS FUCKING HOLDING REF

>thats fucking holding man

>THAT'S FUCKIN' HOLDING MAN

>THATS FUCKING HOLDING REF

>THATS FUCKING HOLDING

They're terrible together
I find it hard to believe that bald fuck is the best guy they have in the entire company to replace Tirico

>Thats fucking holding man

>still have all my BOOKIT! sticker

THAT'S FUCKING HOLDING MAN

THAT'S FUCKING HOLDING REF

>THAT'S FUCKIN HOLDING, REF

Hey guys... What just happened here?

Is that a GOOF TROOP hat??

Almost as good as hearing Rodgers say "fuck" on prime time TV

that's a little more than I need to read from his black ass

>Not liking BLACKED

>Thats fookin' holdin m8

>he thinks he said ref
>he thinks he said man

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>tfw you will never go to Rax Roast beef with your Granny and then rent Super Mario bros 3 from the grocery store

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Then order a Pizza Hut you dummy

>THATS FUCKING HOLDING MAN
>MAN
>female ref for the game
was that a micro-aggression?

we got book it medals and stickers. different colored ribbon every year

so comfy

yea, gonna need someone to upload the punch

ESPN has turned up the field mics because the game is boring as fug right now.

>FUCK

>liking that little troll Elsa
Truly shit taste.

should have had Musburger do it. Him and Gruden would have both been drunk by midway 3rd qtr and hitting on women in the stands

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FUCKKKKK!!!

Bro fucking same. I had Raisin Bran for supper and Apple Jacks for dessert.

> (You)
There it is. Now fuck off and quit shitting this thread up with your false flag cuck posting for Yous.

i missed it and cant go back

what isnt a micro agression

>MFW Cred Forums loses their shit everytime someone curses on live TV

well then what did he say then asshole

The amount of people that just keep going
>THATS FUCKIN HOLDING REF
proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Cred Forums.

Holy shit day gartebelt+stockings
Muh fuggin dick. Moar?

>tfw I'll never go back in time and spend the summer with your family

Fuck off you nigger, kike, or cuck.

I literally "broke up" with my best friend due to his gambling. All he would do was to call me and ask for advice on betting on games, or what he should do about his gambling debts. When I told him honestly to stop gambling since he was losing too much money that he didn't have, he didn't listen. Then he came begging for a loan since his bookie was mad that he couldn't pay up.

We are friend again now since he is in Gamblers Anonymous and doesn't bet anymore. Tell your friend to get help before he has serious problems. Don't enable his bullshit anymore.

>FUCK

I thought this was a family show

>first time I went to a restaurant like an Adult
>/comfy/ nostalgia

That guy is scared to put down the ball, he doesnt want gruden to rape him with that noodle

There is literally nothing else.

your life is sad and empty isn't it?

he said bud

I like how Gruden and the other guy didn't even acknowledge it, as if that will magically make it never have happened.

>No Honey Bunches of Oats w/ Strawberries

why does everyone keep saying the F word on the field

Mine wasn't in green text so does that mean I'm cool?

I've been a fan since the dace wansteadt era and ive never seen this team this bad before

I cant do it anymore

Someone give me a new team to root for right now

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Some lady or tranny will say it is on Twitter.

>First Down

Haha!

nice projection

Refs love watching the Bears burn

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>they actually went for it on 4th
>while winning
THE MADMEN

post more please

>that extra yard spot

This could literally be my life except for the bookie loan part

What did you say to break up with him?

Shit, that's exactly what I'm having right now. Cinnamon flavored.

anyone who greentexted that's fucking holding ref/man please return to reddit

the bears are just fucking terrible, where did it all go so wrong

Stale pasta.

fml

I love it

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>He doesn't remember when Bellichick did it and lost to chicken parm

Trestman and Emery
And Cutler

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Mine wasn't green text so I'm good.

HOLD ME REF

gg Eagles.

same thing happened to me only yahoo used decimals so i fucking lost by .1 aka one fucking yard so I LOST FUCK

>ESPN News projecting the Eagles will win

>2 qb league
>flex
>only scoring 101 points
you deserve this for playing fantasy such a shit way.

you now realize oats is the third ingredient and honey is near #20

>9 qualifiers
these fuckin espn stats
why do they bother

>That cute smile Carson Wentz just made
My heart just went doki hard

Did he just say last time the bears played s game without a turnover was 1959?

When they hired a Canadian as HC.

First rookie qb to start 2 games and win both those games with no turnovers while it was 84 degrees and 6 of the other teams players got injurted in the nfl.

>up by 15
>2 min left
>still iggle ball
Anyway was that last year AFCC game?

gg, not your fault you have cutler

>home field advantage
left got fucked by a retarded idea

E A G L E S
EAGLES

/bet/ has the best OC

what is doki?

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who Scott van pelt here? I don't want to go to bed yet guys

>tfw you thought you'd want Pizza Hut after the game but literally feel too sickened to order it

Help me Cred Forums.

nofun.jpg

I hate when they do those stupid specific statistics.

>the first time he won while on a Monday after having sex in a dress and eating cereal in the morning

Heartbeat sound

>home field advantage

No, just google "Belichick 4th-and-two"

gg burrs

>blame the qb who has never had an o-line, has every weapon taken away and gets a new offense twice a year
sick le espn opinion my friend

post the ice cream one

>home field
God damn why do people play fantasy on ESPN instead of GOAT NFL.com

GG, Bears. Man, hope those injured players ain't too hurt. I don't like seeing players get hurt.

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That was a very cute way to explain that

Welp gg eagles

Gonna be a long ass season

God I fucking hate football

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dont have that one, havent been on /bet/ in a while

whelp, football is over for the week. back to sever depression. see you guys thursday

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Gruden really does not like him lol

>all this no veggies no ricotta lasagne

End yourself

>wentz will get all the credit when it should be the Eagles defense

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Suzy Kolber/Jon Gruden announcer team fucking when?

I did it Cred Forums, I ordered Pizza Hut.

DO I make a cheesesteak or a Chicken pot pie in celebration?

I wanted to order some pizzahut but didn't, what's wrong with me? Why did I put the phone down?

Jeezum crow. What's up with the influx of inflammatory racism lately?

It is physically painful for me to know that so many of my fellow Eagles fans are abhorrent racist cowards. I became an Eagles fan because (redacted: nobody gives a fuck) and I have stuck with them through thick and thin.

I'd like to believe that the current influx of Eagle fans is due a hungry squad with a nice D, a beast of a rookie (he will get exposed soon, but the kid will be a nightmare for D-Coordinators for years to come), and the fact that my Eagles play in a division with shit squads they are leagues better than. And for fucks sake,; I always assumed those nogs were just dropping passes because they didn't like 9-figure Okie killing shit. I never knew that these fuckheads just COULDN'T FUCKING CATCH.

Dissapointing to say the least, but I'm pumped for the Birds after week two, and I never would have believed ut if you told me a month ago.

Both dummy.

STEP YOUR GAME UP AND ORDER THE PIZZA HUT YOU GODDAMN PUSSY.

wow you're a faggot and need to get punched in the fucking face nigger

Seriously what the fuck was up with the vitriol towards Sam Bradford? I'm glad Wentz is killing it, but I think Sam could have murdered it in Philly this year, but I'm glad he actually has a chance to show what he can do.

We dropped the first two games last season; one from botched chip shots and the other from Byron Maxwell getting burnt like toast in the ugliest NFL game ever played.

Bradford then went out and went 4-2 in his next 6 games, and was well on his way to going 5-2 with a two touchdown lead against Miami before an injury led to him handing the reigns over to Mark Sanchez and the requisite blown two-td lead and the next two games Sanchez started that ended in blowouts. We would have easily won the division if Sam had stayed healthy.

Boomer.

Sooner than later hopefully.