OFFICIAL PHILADELPHIA EAGLES @ CHICAGO BEARS GAMETHREAD #5

>Cutlel

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Like fucking clockwork.

>YFW CUTLEL

That pick tho

too late faggot, delete it again, oh wait lmao

>burrs

>Da Bearssssss

>burrs

season over yet?

>cockler

What is John Grudens favorite sex position?

>burs

I feel bad for you

WILL I GET TO 3RD LADS?

ONE MORE RUSH BY MATTHEWS

>cutlet

Holy Shit I've never had a boner like this before

Can't wait til the election is over, Cred Forums is fucking cancer

>cuckler

What a miserable game

>7 years

>$126,700,000

>$54,000,000 Guarenteed

BOING

PING

>cuntler

ALCOHOL™ REMINDED EVERYONE DRINK YOUR DRUGS

YUM YUM, ALCOHOL™

>missing that extra point

>its a cutler throws the game episode
I'm getting really tired of reruns

>cutler

jesus christ. this fuckng team kills me

summarize this game with a single post

Do I have Cred Forums's permission to go to bed without supper?

The Gruden Grip

I need 3 more points from Ryan Mathews to win my fantasy matchup. What are my chances?

After that touchdown most definitely.

>Game already over

Is Carson, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

I got to third with your mum m8

Are the Eagles elite now? Or will Eagles fans make up even more excuses to not get hyped?

THE NFC EAST RUNS THOUGH PHILADELPHIA

JUST

It is what it is. God awful.

>cutlet

Man I live in Chicagoland and still don't see how people support this team. 100% garbage.

mfw i need 1 point to win 100

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cutler, cutler never changes

its never cutlers fault. are you new to these threads or something?

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>Hoyer

>Hoyer is in
Oh boy, here we fucking go.

>sturgis injury

Pls no

You know what? I'm not even mad. I'm just... defeated. Goddamn it, Cutler. Just... ugh. Goddamnit.

Excellent. Eagles don't have to pass anymore

cutlel gone

heres an old pic i saved on Cred Forums when he was with the pats

No one does. Chicago fans are fucking horrible

Can i lick her pussy after she gets creamed

Literally walked away for 3 minutes after the Matthews touchdown, why do the iggles have possession again what the fuck

After besting RGKNEEE and cutlet?

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Eagles gutting Chicago's entire roster. Kek

Not even close to elite, but they are exceeding expectations (except the secondary)

YEAH ILL TELL YOU SOMETHING
GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER

who ready for /4thquarter/?

>Jay Pick 6 Cutler
>Surely the backup can't be any worse
>Its fucking Hoyer the Destroyer the guy who choked his shit so hard in the playoffs last year

Jesus fucking christ bears

LOOK AT THE REST OF THE DIVISION

STOP BEING A KEK

why aren't you out watching this game with friends?

>HoyURRRRRRRR
well it's not looking good for chicago if I'm gonna be honest here

2 weeks in a row now the starting QB has been injured vs the Eagles

Watch out Romo

Every season >cutlet blows it for everyone.

When the hell will the finally get rid of him?

I mean it was funny watching him throw pick sixes for years, but now it's just kind of boring. I genuinely would like to know who is keeping him on the roster every season.

KEEP THOSE POIMTS FLOWING LANGFORD HAHAHAHAH!

because >duh burrs

that looks like sarah spain

Just walked in and sat down for the game has this been as shit as it looks?

>defending cutlel

At least this the last season of Cutler for Burrs fans.

just tuned in, why's cutler out

Good to see some oldfags still around

wheres the Hundarian fag and all his cuck friends like RBO that are Jay Cutler apologists?

sad ass fuxking loser, all of you fucks.

>hoyer coming in during the second half to erase a huge deficit for a perennially shitty team

Prepare yourselves for Hoyer The Destroyer.

>bears on life support
>eagles tuning into gear
>4th quarter approaching

who /blowout/ here

Whoa whoa whoa. Calm down there.

This guaranteed money ends this season

>THE NFC EAST RUNS THOUGH PHILADELPHIA
It's wild realizing that a 6-10 team will win its own division.

Romo is already ded. Its based Dak now.

tfw-her-vag-smells-fishy.jpg

Jay Cutler just Cutler'd

My names Sean

>tfw she won't let me

Welp gg eagles

Didn't have a doubt in my mind at all

It hurts being a fan of this team

>There's still 14 games left in this season for the Bears after this one

two fucking threads

we played 2 shit teams and (for now) took care of business. that's not "elite."
the steelers come to philly next week, then we'll see if we're "elite" or not.

Pretty boring, but if you're an Eagles fan Wentz has looked good.

I turn these games on to root against the bears. Even the browns are better than this team.

For being a cuck

I'll wait till the final whistle blows, thanks

His hand hurts and makes him throw pics

Vikings fan here. Gonna be a cakewalk this in da North. Enjoy you're season Chicago,

>4th quarter Hoyer
here we fucking go

BIG

Just end it already

Oh fuck you. Eli is on his autism pills. He's total shit while hes pilled up

Saw this guy at the Iggles home opener last week is Wentz GOAT?

Why the fuck didn't I just like the Colts?

that's what happens when faggots make new threads before the bump limit

Is Meek Mill the best rapper from Philadelphia?

fuck off pussy ass white boi

How long will Cleveland fans be reminded about Wentz?

>Vikings
Who?

wheres the offense

Anyone else absolutely despise Hoyer? Like not just for his shittiness. I just hate him.

is he elite, Cred Forums?

Because you live in Chicago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK

ONE MORE FANTASY POINT FROM JEFFREY AND I LOSE

On the field.

WHAT THE FUCK

JUST

i am

i am here with all of you

>BURRSSSSS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>bears

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

F

>the city of the bears

KEK

Just end the fucking season bears.

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FUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBOOOOOOOOOWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Beat the Pack twice and win the division, please don't mess it up.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>enjoy you are season

Aaaand there goes the comeback.

MY FUCKING SIDES

0-16 inc

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>langford is the next forte they said

burrrrrssss

Whatever you say.

WAKE ME UP

>burs

It keeps happening

My boner just exploded

:)

>another turnover
Time to turn off the tv

BURRRRRRRRRRS

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FUCKING HOYER

>Bears shittier than the fucking Browns

What the fuck?

Eagles are going to win the super bowl this year. Cap this post

>another fucking fumble

Jesuschrist

>not being up by 30 by monday night

There hasn't been a single entertaining game this season

THE AMOUNT OF SPAGHETTI ON THE FIELD IS BEYOND ALL RECKONING

>yfw burrs

>the city of burrs

fucking kek

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>I am actually a fan of this team

FUCKING KEK

No I'm from Indiana is the fucking sad part.

>it's a loins don't come last in the division thanks to the burrs episode

I'm out, this is too much

what offense

We need another injury report. Right here, right now.

>JUST FUCK MY TEAM UP SENPAI

For real Eli is one of the worst 5 QBs to win an owl

BRING BACK MATT FORTE

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>burrs

Im up by one
last week i lost by one

not again please

who 609 here?

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Eagles murdered a bunch of Browns too, I'm liking Schwartz so far 2bh

>this team has fans

Fucking how

bruh we dont care

there you go.....

[x] Touch fluffy hair

is he elite?

can we perhaps have an injury report from the sideline reporter?

>John Sutcliffe
so that's the face of the autistic guy from earlier

>being forced to host a Mexican nfl live

fuck you britburr he's ours now

As an Eagles fan who is insanely high this game is the best fucking shit, I'm now totally gay for Wentz.

BTFO

Mays Landing reporting, what's good?

Why do I FUCKING DO THIS TO MYSELF EVERYFUCKING GOD DAMN YEAR

>Trades a shiton to get Wentz
>Trades Bradford for a 1st rounder to a little back
>2-0

Is Howie Roseman a genius?

the bears have just given up

>Bears build field in honor of soldiers who dies for this country
>Proceed to celebrate them by losing every week

>no one can fucking tackle now
Pace and Fox on watch already?

Because I have no choice but to root for them

What else am I supposed to do?

are we, dare i say it, the shittiest team in the league?

Same place their D went

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Fuck yeah, you were right. That didn't take long. Hopefully he just doesn't put the ball on the ground now.

cock suckers. 6-10 incoming. god damn team

Serious question, how is Jay Cutler still a starting qb in the NFL?

>iggles being stone cold killers

it's like they are a pack of Suhs.

That isn't the worst stat to have under your belt.

So it's official: Eagles are this season's sleeper team. I almost feel bad for Chicago.

Just lucky

>weed makes you gay

fuckin knew it

I believe

Wentz is a fucking tank, dude should have been injured 3 or 4 times already

>Two Former Chargers RB's Blowing out the bears

GET'EM BOYS

Howie took some lessons from Hinkie

The old hag thinks he's a nice boy.

Aww shit I'm exit 58

The bears need to be folded. Nobody wants to watch this shit team 3 more prime time games

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Because the Bears are a 2-14 team.

To be fair, we've only played the fucking Browns, the lowest of the low, and the Bears, a bottom of the barrel team.

sub-demographic of sports fans are masochist and need the reassurance of their team to continually let them down

what did the eagles do during the national anthem tonight.I heard they were doing something big

Geographic location
Early 90s SNL sketch
Cred Forums meme

I can give you 126 million reasons why.

By the way, thanks for saving our season Philadelphia. Enjoy that first round pick and see you in the playoffs.

THANK YOU BASED MATTHEWS

Lmao fuck Cutler. Glad he left the Broncos.

they are a sleeper team after two games. One in which they destroy another?

doesn't that make them the opposite of a sleeper team?

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Daily reminder that the Eagles have never won an owl

go jest

Come on Receivers quit letting my boy down

...or lose yards. God fucking damnit.

>pace gets ride bennet, forte, marshall, gould, and others for peanuts
>drafts garbage players
I give him another season before he's gone

I played that shit for the first time this week. Won $7 kek

Ask a native Chicagoan unfortunate bears fan wearing his lucky bears shirt watching this shit unfold anything

>B-but guise the immigrants will assimilate!!!
Meanwhile...
>Hispanic heritage month
>Games are in Spanish
Why are we promoting them to NOT assimilate?

Did Hillary lie to me?

>Getting stopped in the redzone by the burrs

>i only cheer for teams when they are good

Can someone understand football to me?

dude the eagles just beat a team that finished last in their division and have the worst rating of any NFC team in the new Madden . calm your mantitties

LAST TWO NUMBERS IS THE AMOUNT OF POINTS THE BURRS SCORE IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES

nice user

> tfw these San Diego RBs are tearing it up

Fuck.

pls no bully

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LMAO did you see Sproles legs trying to push the pile.

He's drafted mostly busts so far. White is injury prone and doesn't know how to run a damn route, Whitehair looks meh. Long is good but he's only a guard.

>yfw he's the best qb Chicago has had in 20 years

Big men in tights

eagles and former eagles qbs are currently fucking the nfc north

>More elite white QB's

isn't that problematic?

great play by porner

Lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>FLOYD

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>sproles digging up the turf

he just can't stop fighting

are you sad?

Doesn't seem so lucky user

KEKEKEKEK BEARS

>refs beating a dead bear
>injury to boot

> mfw Eagles coach is giving the Bears the ball on the 1 because he has Eagles D on his fantasy team

Hoffman Estates checking in. Why do you still support this shit for team?

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E

>The bears renovated their stadium just so more fans could watch their team get raped live

>Sarah Thomas
>womb in charge of properly throwing penalty flags

what is that food stain on your shirt?

A

You know, I should be but it's been like 5 years straight of this shit so maybe it's more like numb or apathetic. When you expect it, it's not as sad.

>all these dead bears

>none of them are jeffrey

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IF HE GETS TEN MORE YARSD I FUCKING LOSE
>all these dead bears

>none of them are jeffrey

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IF HE GETS TEN MORE YARSD I FUCKING LOSE
>all these dead bears

>none of them are jeffrey

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IF HE GETS TEN MORE YARSD I FUCKING LOSE

buy me a box of wine and I'll 'splain

>BEARS LITERALLY ON LIFE SUPPORT

BASED EAGLES

>offside
>women refs

what the fuck is going on?!?!?!?

MusT be hunting season with all these bear pelts around

SPORTS

>Offsaaads ... Deefance...

>Da Bearsssss

G

how many bears have died tonight?

Your parents are niggers. This is my.......what?

>female ref throws flag out of bounds and nobody sees it
Kek

>more
hahahahahahahahaha. Virginia and Co. restricted the seats. It's one of the smallest stadiums in the NFL.

Probably some kielbasa and mustard.

>tfw you are so sad that even a Pizza Hut Big Dipper box couldn't cheer you up at this point

>mfw Pederson turns out to be the greatest coach of all time.

I bet a lot of money against the Bears. Pretty lucky desu

SPORTS! IT'S IN THE GAME

The fuck do you see a food stain you fucking autist

>iggles killed a fourth bear

CARNAGE
A
R
N
A
G
E

>post yfw you're not a burrs fan

>all these dead bears

>none of them are jeffrey

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IF HE GETS TEN MORE YARSD I FUCKING LOSE

ONE MORE POINT AND I LOSE FUCK

Cicero is spicland

So it's clear Jay Cutler no longer wants to be our quarterback right?

It seriously looks like he's deliberately throwing the game.

Cause im a Chicago native

Not gonna like switch to the Packers or something ever

Bloody tears

>that's a play that breathes life into Chicago

Bears can't catch a break can they lel

L

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They are only daddy long legs tho

>da burrs

Jesus christ they've fallen so far since 2012

>implying he won't get a garbage time TD
ahahahhahahahahaha

>those fans

>top 5 defense
>top 5 QB
>meme magic on our side
Who can stop us?

you trying to translate the picture?I don;t know what it said it just seemed funny

ALSO HAHAHAHAHAH ALL THOSE BEARS FANS FLEEING THE SCENE

they actually lost stadium capacity post-renovation, jackass.

they now have the 2 nd smallest stadium only to the raiders who were forced to close sections due to TV blackout rules

>11 minutes left in the 4th, entire stadium emptying

wew lad

FUCK YOU ANTONIO BROWN

>BEARS FANS FILING OUT OF THE STADIUM

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

lel i forgot gruden said that

>burrrrs

>tfw the fans are just pouring out of the stadium
>they're probably on the way to get carryout Pizza Hut and avoid the post-game rush

hard to get life into all those dead players

2012 was shit too

>Start 7-1
>Miss playoffs

Nice fans burrs

>burrs fans leaving

Ten yards or a td dont matter i loser either way, he needs to drop dead FAST

>mfw iggles win will give me the second week in a row for my office pick em league

> mfw the local Xfinity ad just listed "helping you change your WiFi password" as one of the services they provide

Fucking lmao

We ain't top 5 till we fix our Secondary

>those Burrs fans marching out

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Yeah I could read the first sentence and part of the second, don't know the last 3 characters.

gotta beat traffic

THEY ARE ALL LEAVING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FLY EAGLES FLY

ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY

""""""""""FANS""""""""""

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

can we get some good receives for our promising young qb? seriously i'm sick of nelson albacore and jordan matthews

>butrs fans leaving

I don't get what the problem is?

Are you guys even watching the game?

cant make this shit up kek

Are the burrs going to be okay?

BURRS

BTFO
T
F
O

It's good to be not a bears fan

>burrs

Post anime so Alshon gets 10 more garbage time yards.

TAKING DIRECT CONTROL

>bears
>fans

More like spectators of an execution

((((((((((fans))))))))))))

>Burrs

Yea but that defence was legit. Had so many fumble/int return TDs that season

I have a chinese friend, apparently it says something to the effect of "I fucking hate niggers"

>that filename

>tfw my boss is going to be in a bad mood tomorrow

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It's called shitposting my friend

did they just go for it on 4th and goal?

Yfw Bears

wrong meme

At least they have the Cubs choking in the NLCS to look forward to

HAHAHAHHAHHHAH

>the city of burrs

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God Dammit!!

Why did I bench Matthews? Fuck you Chicago for laying down.

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>Burrs going 0-16

Chargers fan here, Mathews is good if hes not fumbling and not getting injured

I'm with you

>all of those "white" people in the bar

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still better than being an anime fan still living in your parents house...

Is there a worse team than the Burrs right now?

>watching the game

>Winning 22-7 in the 4th quarter
>Go for it on 4th down anyway

FUCKING BRUTAL

Is Skip Bayless the biggest cuck in sports """"journalism""""?

more plays to injure da burrs

YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM IS 2-0

IGGLES REPORTING

EAGLES VIKINGS BROSHIP WHERE WE AT

>not an anime fan

>taking
it's "assuming" faggot

Holy shit for once actually UTILIZING Matthews

Yeah. Cleveland lel

Agholor has been decent so far this season. I somewhat agree on jmatt, though. I like the dude but he still has some kinks to work out.

a mountain of injuries and a worse performance at home than away in week 1

where to from here...

yeah, the White Sox

Maybe the Frowns but that's it.

Based

Eagles and who?

>need 1 more point to break the tie
>have Jordan Matthews, Zack Miller, and Eagles D/ST
>none figures to score anymore points

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dolphins

jesus christ what a faggot.

>"isnt quite dak"

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Any fellow Philly bros feel it in the air tonight in the city? Did we finally reach sleeper status?

Stoolers checking in

Feels good man

Skip = cuck

Seriously who watches this faggot

Hey Cred Forums you hungry?

Its North Dakota, who else lives there?

>This is what Skip actually believes
Kek

>not living rent free

Skip can talk basketball. Every other sport, he's out of his god damn element.

Reportin'

I think he's trolling with the Dak bit since he's a cowfag

Imagine not being 2-0. Wow must be so embarrassing

agholor is ballin out tonight imo

if he plays like this every game I won't be mad

2>1>3>4

Bad news bears

>
mhmm yes i am

>posting solo is still guaranteed (you)s

>Skip Gayless
>any knowledge in sports

injuns

DUDUDUDUDUDUDU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also Carson ran that play beautifully. Totally got the Defense off guard

>tfw fan of both

What does happiness feel like?

i rest my case. be careful having your mom not walking in on you while playing with your baby dick

POST THE ROAST

NO

why do people go to games?

>expensive
>hassle of go to/come from
>disgusting bathrooms
>crammed
>terrible view

who dat

:3

>BEARS
>DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BTICH?

lol

>1 player drafted before 2013 on the team

How is this team so badly mismanaged?

>everyone is injured except Cutler
life isn't fair

>tfw going to Pizza Hut used to be a big deal but they pretty much eliminated the dine in restaurants

I'm thinking Arby's.

Everyone doubting the Bears can fuck off. This is all according to plan. 14-2 here we come!!

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

I thought they were all killed off

HIDE YPUR WAIFUS, MODS ARE MONITORING THIS THREAD

Sick of using this picture to describe the bears every year.

Post food.

>lamar Hueston

When is he not hurt?

it's not over yet faggot

Kek no way Fox turns this season around

JUST

>WOMAN REFEREE
>WOMAN REFEREE
>WOMAN REFEREE
>WOMAN REFEREE
>WOMAN REFEREE

>SHOOT SHOOT DAS ALLIGHT

2 drops that were catchable fuck him

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THEY SAID IT COULDNT BE DONE

Dude dine in pizza hut was the shit

>-FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME -FORE THE OPENING GAME

I completely agree tbqh. At this point I still go to college games but I just stay in the parking lot tailgating. We have satellite tv out there.

Best raibu.

A.J. needs to tear his ACL NOW

>Before the opening game

>no one know what happened to Goldman

F

>Jerry Angelo

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You guys have to use DGB more

i liked the the dine in pizza hut thing honestly

their pizza used to be so much better, like circa 1998

hoooo hooo ho ho sarlacc

wait whys hoyer in
is cutler injured

THANK YOU MATTHEWS FOR ALL THESE GARBAGE TIME POINTS AGAINST ME.

FUCK THE BEARS

Who are we kidding, all of us that were in the Sox-Royals thread earlier are in this very thread right now.

I don't think the people in this thread quite understand

We're stuck being Bears fans no matter how bad they are

It's not like we can just switch teams

The world doesn't work that way

wait people actually go to bars with nigs in them? what the fuck

I buy a ticket when my gf spends the weekend with her ex.

>Bears not going into hurry up mode
John Fox wants them to lose. They're down by 3 possessions, they need all the time they have left.

Emery didn't do shit either.

dont be sexist

yes, some kind of hand injury

Skip is the best journalist

Was that only my PHL17?

how about this?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I LOST

THAT CATCH

SEALED THE DEAL

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

NOW I NEED AN ASHLON JEFFREY FUMBLE

FUCK

Lel that dude just lost

>POST YFW CANADA JUST LOST HIS GAME

HAVE SO FUCKING PRIDE DAMNIT

Oh baby

Would Culters contract be void if he got hit by a bus or thrown out of an airplane?

worked for Seattle, can work for you too

>they want cocks fresh

the pizza hut in my town still has dine in
probably haven't eaten there in at least 10 years though lmao

Yep. I just hate Angelo more.

>Alsohn Jeffrey

kek where's that fantasy fag who just lost his game?

>"They want cocks fresh."
B A S E D
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GRUDEN

Supposedly hurt his hand.

>tfw your local Pizza hut had a Q-bert tabletop arcade game but during your 11th birthday party your dad comes in drinking and touches the waitresses and they call the cops and from then on you had to have your birthday party at Major Magic because Chucky Cheese was too expensive

Hoyer's got a decent drive going, secondary need to step their game up.

I'm sorry, but did the Bears already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chargers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

I want to switch to the Colts or the fudgepackers so bad......but I can't.

Its like 3rd sox user says(whos probably here too)

We literally have nothing better to do

jeffery and long

'bout to plow through some chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream

>you now remember being a kid in the late 90's going to pizza hut with your high school squad after games and then making out with your love in the car

...

So are the Eagles underrated, or are the Bears the 2nd worst team in the league

Not sure if anyone else has made this joke yet but this is the perfect song for the Burrs tonight

youtu.be/_rcmeMxxGYw

>that camera angle

...

LEEF BTFO

>thrown out of an airplane
H O T H E A D
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>hoyer trying dragons

Hahahaha

TWO FUCKING WEEKS IN A ROW I LOSE BY LESS THAN A POINT

both

both

>pizza hut
Disgusting

is Jalen Mill's is pretty goat

Cox

>Hoyer

>Hoyer throwing hail marys
top wee

Hurt his feelings

>it was catchable in the stands

BRUTAL GRUDEN

MOVE

HERE

Are we the new mistake by the lake?

>What does happiness feel like?
The White Sox have won a World Series within the past 15 years, quit bitching.

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B

Both

Eagles front seven is pretty gud

RUN

RUN AWAY

Probably.

That's been the theme song since 4th and 8. It never changed.

>it was catchable in the stands

too soon

so the bears are salty?

>A rising lack of discipline under Fox prompted Elway to sometimes yell at the team because Fox wouldn't. Before a late-season practice in 2014, Fox turned to a few people on the sideline and asked, "Isn't winning the division enough?" A few weeks later, after the Broncos came out flat in a divisional playoff loss to the Colts, Fox got his answer.

>a fucking leaf

This will do just fine.

Hey dude, at least we'll have the Blackhawks in a couple of weeks. It will all be okay once again friend. Just hang on

>the ball was catchable in the stands

john fox is shit at clock management

gg ez no re

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
>SHITCAGO

>7 teams
>no playoffs

So wat app do I use to browse. The chan on my phone?

>Its another Eagles do good for one year then go to shit episode

>Micheal Vick takes over and blows out the Redskins and Packers among other teams and make the post season
>HYPE
>Then disappointment the next year
>Chip Kelly and BEWD make the post season one year
>HYPE
>All downhill from there

>Pederson and Wentz make the post season
>HYPE and HOPE
>Disappointment the next year

NO NO NO NO

THIS IS FOR COMFY

nah wentz is still growing Vick was getting too old anyway.

da cup will be ours

Glad to hear that. 2 down, 14 L's to go.

I lost in both my leagues last week by 4 and 8 points

Won both this week. Just keep mining the waiver wire and trust the core guys you drafted

>This much in denial

What I absolutely hate is cutler hasn't gone a single season with the bears without getting injured. Then they decide to give him a ton of money. Granted the fucker is better than orton and grossman, but its based off potential. Potentially, he can be great but thats under a coach that can run an offense (looking at lovie) or a team in general (tressman). It's like those fucking 3rd world countries that buy up 2nd hand US military weapons and vehicles and think that they win now. Nope, you still need some quality leaders and troops.

>no teuvo time

fuck that noise, I'm boycotting le genius Stan Bowman

WEEEEEEEW

I want to be hyped, but I'm sure the turnovers and the lack of adequate defensemen will be the bane for the Blackhawks.

last second screen pass to jeffrey late in the game, get knocked back, lose a few yards and i win, theres still hope

We'll be fine, I personally don't think the west is quite as strong as last year.

>"fuck him" from the background

Hahahah, pissed off burrrrs

He loves football, he loves to compete

gruden trying to push gruden and sean chemistry

it just isnt working, fire him

>Gruden will never go back into coaching
What a shame.

Gruden is the fucking best

Fuck me Gruden is entertaining

Two hands on the ball

Anyone cap that Gruden beating the other commentator with that noodle thing?

Just missed it

>a shot of morphine into a dying bear

OF COURSE ROYAL DOES SOMETHING WHEN THE GAME'S ALREADY FUCKED

>wanting to cap grudens noodle

faggot

Why am I even nervous right now. My confidence in the birds shouldn't be this low

GO ROYALE !

>that kick almost hits the upright

Been a special teams shit show all night.

Not really. Tressman couldn't really keep the team disciplened and was kind of a one trick pony. I would have preferred Lovie for those two years instead.

go

We could have had Arians

Pray for trestman to lead us to a practice superbowl.

But hey, that turned out well in the end, amirite.

THAT'S FUCKING HOLDING

don't think it would have changed much. we'd still have that year of rebuilding the defense that lovie let get ancient.