/cric/ - cricket (including test cricket, ODI cricket, T20 cricket and Don Bradman Cricket 2014)

That's the spirit

haha just joking. I'm getting all that French-Canadian pussy.

*dabs*

why is >our sport so muscular /cric/ ??

Honestly I still don't understand the hype, I might actually attend a game this season and see if it changes my opinion

is this /bundes/?

I unironically bought a membership this year to support Australian cricket. It's all for kids though. The games are far too short to get pissed, so the atmosphere is shit just like every other non-cricket sport

It's up there m8

Why do tradies always listen to commercial radio stations when there are ad-free alternatives available that play the same top 40 music

Triple J is NOT commercial

Enjoying the lack of Peelanders so far lads

It's the best thing for Australian cricket, it gives a good pay day for players that might not make the national XI

Yeah, I was thinking about that the other day. For guys like Klinger and Ludeman it's literally the only time they get to play for a crowd.
I don't like how it's taken away the focus from county experience and making the test side, but that really isn't that big of a deal at this point

>Daniel literally blogs about county cricket on Twitter to his grand total of three followers, one of which is a bot

>t20s
>women
>no county championship final

????

Unironically hyped for this lads, so glad sky are covering it would have been a bit embarrassing otherwise

I honestly can't wait for the Big Blacked League

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The patient, gregarious and affable lads at Somerset better win

can't wait to see channel 10 force le watermelon kid meme just like le dead seagull meme last year.

>You will never get USMAN'D

Why live?

This final is literally going to be the closest thing to a tight red ball match until summer lad

>Statpaddia vs An Imploded New Zealand
>England vs Bangladesh

They should win their match. Notts will very likely field a weakened side and blood some new guys because they're already down. Combined with the fact that Taunton is now the english India and Somerset have been winning with 3 spinners within 2 days, it should be an easy win. In the end it all comes down to Lord's. I'm hoping for a draw but that's not likely at all, it'll be a result pitch. Middlesex are favourites though for sure.

Secretly very glad Leach didn't get the nod for the test side. Based Trev looking after >our lads

>Refn, von Trier, Vinterberg, August, Axel
The best Danish director is Susanne Bier to be honest. Now an Oscar and an Emmy. Director of one of the most heart-warming movies ever made (Den Eneste Ene).

I agree

It's such a classic meme, for years Somerset turn out top batsmen and they go "but Taunton is a road", this year they have three top spinners and they go "but Taunton is a bunsen". A lot of Leach's success has come down to the pitch but he's still a far better pick than Gareth fucking Batty

Also wouldn't have impacted this round tttt, they're just being dicks about Bairstow

Forgot Dreyer, he's probably bigger than her, but deceased.

Thoughts on The Bridge m8?
Started watching it the other day and it's pretty elite so far

I've NEVER watched any of those Nordic noir crime shows.
People seem to like them a lot though.
The only Danish tv show I've watched is Matador, but I've watched it probably five or six times.

reminder Johnmeme LITERALLY bounced Trott into a mental illness

> all this BBL hype

fuck off desu

The only BBL i watch is the WBBL and that's for shits and giggles

Tbh I find it hard to look back on that series with the same glee that I used to because of Trott.

>I care about test cricket

You're going to get left behind my friend

Yorkshire are gonna win another one for da shire

ECB and Rashid's dead family member on suicide watch

Reminder that Somerset are /cric/'s county and if you're not supporting them you are a heathen

I love every moment of it m8

>“I was sitting there, thinking, ‘I could die here in the fucking Gabbattoir. How could Trotty, this calm, collected buddy of mine, play like that? Get hit like that? Get out like that?’” Pietersen wrote.
>“You very seldom hear people in your own team saying that they are physically scared, but our tail-end batsmen were scared. I heard (Stuart) Broad, (James) Anderson and (Graeme) Swann say they were scared. When you’ve got that, you know that a bloke in the other team is doing damage.”

youtube.com/watch?v=_UvBpT9yb80
kek

Hope you had fun and enjoyed the refuge.

Regards,
/bet/

>Tbh
how?

you mean with the wordfilter? capital T la

desu Tbh

youtube.com/watch?v=u1CMFxm5rhk

reminder this will be the greatest fast bowling performance you will ever see in your lifetime

>Why yes Sir, I do keep a keen interest in Somerset County Cricket Club
>Marcus Trescothick? Of course he'd have gone on to become England's top run scorer ever in all formats
>the insinuation that Trescothick is a Cornish surname is anti-Somerset propaganda
>There's no place I'd rather be in the world than Taunton Country Ground, with the rolling Quantocks in the background. It's like a throw back to what England USED to be, before the pakis came and took over
>It's a national travesty that Peter Trego and James Hildreth have never played for England
>the Overton brothers will play for England
>Yorkshire's mad about cricket? You've never been gloriously white Somerset then, heh. No other sport gets a look in!

>>Marcus Trescothick? Of course he'd have gone on to become England's top run scorer ever in all formats
literally true if he wasn't proto-trott

What's going on with pictures on the twitter app

Just got back from having sex with an actual female lads

based goosey

why is she so fucking hot

test

Tell me about Brooks why does he wear the headband

/rug/

haha remember that one post lets do it again it will get funnier every time

Reminder that if you didn't bet on no hundred to be scored @5.5 you're retarded

Rugby lads

Consider suicide.

>Will you practice in the nets with me user?

SHe looks like a big mouthed CHazzWozZer

I've considered it and my final answer is no.

Now... Bring on the rugby I say!

Didn't the rugby finish like a month ago?

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Rugby is eternal, my good friend.

Pop on over to /rug/ to learn more.

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>union growing

hm

Good news my kiwi friends, Ishant Sharma is injured and isn't playing

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>LE EBIC ASK TINDA MATCHIS ABOUT GRIGET MEME XDXDXDX

>>>/facebookcricketmemepages/

>Southee
>Neesham
>Sharma

The injury gods seem to be doing the axing the selectors are afraid of. Guptill when.

daniel

Is NRT Gubbins related to NRD Compton?

>he doesn't discuss joe root's run scoring exploits with his tinder matches
kys you're self

I think they are cousins.

Are either related to ART Attack?

If Jack Brooks was attractive he'd be Jack Looks

If Jack Brooks had his own Food Network TV series he'd be Hack Cooks

If Steve Eskinazi was born in Germany and not a South African-Australian English jew he'd be Steve Nazi

If I had a gf I'd be happy

If Steve Eskinazi believed in racial supremacy and also lived in an obscure location in the northern ice caps he'd be Steve Eskimo Nazi

If Tim Bresnan was Adil Rashid he'd be Tim Deadnan

good one

If Jack Brooks was a British sitcom created by Dylan Moran and Graham Linehan that was broadcast on Channel 4 from 2000 to 2004 he'd be Black Books

If Jack Brooks was a group of apple laptop computers he'd be MacBooks

Took the dog for a walk earlier. The worst part about it is picking up the cricket in a plastic bag with my hand.

Quite possibly the worst post you've ever made. Appalingly low effort.

literally fuck off

ugh, too many New ZeaWORMS itt

Will Smith convert his half century against Durham into a ton? Daniel you here m8?

tttt i'm the only one

Could do. Durham have nothing to play for here, Hampshire have everything.

Has the AusWORM meme been accpted by the Cwikit poomunity for good?

feeling comfy lads

This lunchtime doco is fucking 10/10 I was gonna go make some hot choccy but this is too comfy

Do you enjoy Facebook cricket memes boys?

I went to cinema alone to watch his movie

I unironically think ironic cricket memes is what england need to revitalise it with the youth

Is that even legal?
Aren't people afraid of mass shootings?

no need, unindian drove everyone who saw it to suicide anyway

can't wait for somerset to bowl on this pitch lads, absolute minefield

>tfw got a job and haven't been on Cred Forums in a month

JESUS. What's up you /cric/ cunts? How was the drama when CM Punk got rekt?

Grab a chair m8, Eskimo Nazi's just got out

miss Rogers lads

M8 he's still there, just got 50

Reminder that Rogers is the reason Leach didn't get picked for England and is therefore a cunt.

I love your sense of """humour""" daniel

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Hi friends, does anyone know where Goosey is?

He's currently running the newly released Emerald Dream raid on World of Warcraft lad

see

Feels like I won the /cric/ BBL 2015 fantasy league just days ago. Where has the time gone lads?

>tfw undefeated until you beat me by 3 points or something like that
>tfw triggered the downward spiral and ended up 5th

I still remember bullying the shit out of Daniel one day and triggering his """retirement""" like it was yesterday

Did anyone see that I literally bullied Rashid into making his "statement" yesterday?

He literally made it 2 minutes after the 5th consecutive tweet calling him a coward

>Goosey
>running

Are you pulling my leg here, mate?

though that was the brit Tbh, gave me a good chuckle

he goes on KFC runs each night lad

I'm going to retire from /cric/ again when the champo is over tttt

I styled it a bit so you would think it was him but since it was successful I'm claiming it

post another essay when you do it

I live for moments like those.

Somerset's Brave James Hildreth is literally batting with a broken foot right now #heart

P*rth Scorchers
>Carbattery, Harris and Hogg out
>Bell and Bitchwide Johnmeme in

Sadelaide Strikers
>Ross out
>Pollard back

Poosbane Heat
>Ross in
>Simmons out

Poobart Pooricanes
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Red Melbourne
>Black Bull out
>Hogg and Harris in

Green Melbourne
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Greeny Yellow Sydney
>Kallis and Hussey out

elite muscular statscunt dropping muscular bombs on twitter lads

Inspired change to the twitter bio lads

Thanks

imagine living in a country where people unironically support and discuss t20 teams

Oy vey

Is there a t20 league in NZ?

Yes and it's a joke

Hong fucking Kong have a better T20 league

Probably, idk. More people follow the FC league, unironically.

Hong Kong has a T20 league?

Yep, Michael Clarke even played for Kowloon

The destruction of Kowloon Walled City was a tragedy don't @ me

Will Smith didn't get his century lads, out for 90

I literally agree, the walled city was fucking elite

>87*

Lads the county championship is fucking elite, who would of put the two title contenders in the last match together at Lords, you just cant write that. Fucking beautiful.

>out to a bloke called Brydon, BRYDON

Is Billy Root related to Joe Root?

yes

oh

Hello, is this au/sp/?

it's up there m8

English cricketers are so handsome. If only Scott Borthwick's form hadn't dropped

I'm thinking of visiting your country soon m8, and by that I mean emigrating there.

Can you teach me Australian?

Literally who on the left

pic very much related

literally the same, I have a lot of african friends and they say they only culture shock is seeing so many white people

How can AusWORMS even compete?

easy m8

Billy Root you casual. You don't follow County Cricket's Second XI?

this is considered """"handsome"""" in australia

>mfw an englishman had a sub-100 average near me

This is now an ugly australians thread

This fraud should be playing for Middlesex today, you know, the County that got him picked for Aus. I suppose it's easy to stat pad at international level 2bh

Cheers mate. Cunts in the thread are rude but that one Brit was nice to me.

Literally flawless, why are the English cricketers much more aesthetic?

You will never discuss whether or not to put in a 4th slip with Ali Cook

>this """man""" is the future of the Australian pyjama side

JUST

Ugly chimp looking sub human with ugly racist policies from the dark ages

Tony was one of >yours mate

yfw when you bowl out australia for 60 taking 8/15 in the process

Mum, I couldn't agree with you more lad.
Just look at these superior English genetics

Even are gingers are superior

Execute all Boers.

literally born in the UK

The niggers are already doing that for us

The superiority of these genetics is getting me diamonds, lads

No homo tho

If he'd stayed and grown up in England he'd look drastically different. With the based English diet he'd be much taller. Growing up in England would've made him more tolerant to others; ergo he wouldn't be balding as he is now

I know you're having a giggle, but growing up in Australia LITERALLY cures you from manletism. It's quite common to see migrant families of manlets with a 6'1" kid that was born here.

>tfw only 181cm tall

Why me, God?

espncricinfo.com/bangladesh-v-england-2016-17/content/story/1056685.html

what's the bet this Paul Edwards cunt hadn't even heard of Hameed before this week

Bigot. Tony Abbott is from a migrant family so you're anecdote doesn't make sense

u wot m8. He's always covered Lancashire matches for as long as I remember

never heard of the bloke

You now remember Mark Ramprakash

Will Vince navigate the nervous nineties?

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3193706/Friends-high-places-Presidential-candidate-Donald-Trump-following-Australian-cricketer-Damien-Martyn-Twitter-despite-following-47-people.html

Is Australia now the most powerful nation on earth?

You now remember the Damien Martyn Cover Drive™

literally the most underrated player of his era
if he played in any other team he would have been remembered as a great of the game

Cuckfield by name

>Martyn on the off side in general

My Dad used to record every innings he played to teach me how to play shots properly.

youtube.com/watch?v=uMvV9RaNZAQ
had one of those as a kid

Chris Rogers callup imminent

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37406386
>Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has said it is "pretty undeniable" that Hollywood is racist.

Cricket is literally r eddit: the sport

cricket yay

faggot

Ban-Eng going to be a hell of a series.

Oh jesus...What the fuck happened to Somerset...

When I left it they only just lost Hildreth and Rogers...How the fuck can you lose 5-0 in a match as important as this...

330 odd isn't a bad innings I suppose but we really needed those batting points...We can only hope for more bad light/weather at Lords...

huh?

It's going to be hell alright

Bangladesh are unironically a chance to push Englel, if only because of the state of Englands """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""spinners"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Johan Botha will be a domestic player this year so pink sydney can get a new overseas

morning

Just woke up lads

Tbh

Nah. Banglel don't know how to play test cricket. When was their last test series anyway? It's been over a year at least.

Literally just put Hildreth in England's middle order

*passionately fucks the finest French-Canadian woman in Ontario*

Don't lie

*doesn't reply because he's still going on*

>implying French-Canadian women would fuck a curry-muncher immigrant

They can't resist his associate cricket truthbombs

>cricinfo unironically saying Poo Peeland can beat India
>after almost losing in a first class warmup on a pitch that barely turned
>with Luke fucking Ronchi opening

>too shit to keep for Australia during his greatest ever run of form
>too shit to keep for WA and gets dropped for a literal child
>literally walks into the Poo Peeland limited overs side and becomes their third choice of test opener, just behind their fifth greatest ever batsmsn

Fuck me lads, just discovered the dad of a bloke I played cricket with is in jail for murder

I am so fucking good looking

Based goosey

*ejaculates*

Fact: Young Fathers are THE hip hop group of the 10s

t. white supremacist

Who wants to fetch me from Melbourne airport?

We can be best friends, and throw throwdowns to each other before games

My best friend from primary school was recently arrested for murder as well

waiting at Terminal 3 right now lad

/rug/ - Rugby

dead poomunity

1. /cric/

POWER GAP

10. /nrl/
11. /bundes/
12. /bet/

POWER GAP

50. /afl/
51. /ten/

POWER GAP

1000. /rug/

POWER GAP

100000000. /nfl/

POWER GAP

9999999999999999999999999. /rug/

R U G B Y

You're welcome pooinloos

saved to my american banter folder lads

Pick your character's race

what about /bündes/?

>11. /bundes/

>P-please notice me b-big strong Ausfailians
Sickening.

>appropriating numerous Big Strong Australian memes
pathetic

/rug/ 479 posts 98 posters
>rich, diverse, solid community of intelligent, well-versed adults
/cric/ only 224 posts 38 posters
>circlejerk full of currymunchers and Aussie teen shitposting samefags

I know what I choose lads.

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fat hump gay

Hold your horses lad, I still gotta get my visa and stuff, I am talking about more so in the January/February time. Perfect cricket time

let me know when your boat gets in lad. I've heard Xmas Island is a beauty that time of year

moving over by yourself or with someone lad

>/rug/
>week old thread across multiple marquee games
>/cric/
>200 posts of elite dissection on an irrelevant county game played on the other side of the world to the majority of posters

Not moving over yet, hey lad, but I would be a liar if I said I was coming over on holiday without trying to get some interviews under my belt. Its more so to see some family and mah gurl. When I do come over for good it will be solo though.

It will be by plane lad, don't worry, I'm white and I am not a boer. You won't need to be ashamed when you introduce me to the folks

/rug/ are so pathetic lmao

wait, your gf lives on another continent?

m8....

Irrespective of what people on 4chinz tell you m8, not everyone is as bad as they make them out to be.

Besides, I get hit on far more than her it would seem, but she knows that I'm invested in her, so I would never do anything. And it's always a good point to put in a relationship that if any party feels like they are going to cheat or whatever, it's best to just call it quits beforehand. At least you can respect that they considered your feelings on how you would be if it did happen.

So don't fret too much lad, I've got all my bases covered, so to speak.

>Salman Butt is getting a recall

fucking disgusting

he should be publicly lobotomised for what he did to pakistani cricket
he's also fucking shit

Why is Australia sending such a weak team here for the ODI's?

Also, tfw no ultracomfy test cricket for a while

any matches on

all >our bowlers are injured, it's going to be fucking shit

this ""man"" is LITERALLY the spearhead of the Australian bowling """"attack""""

county final lad

indian test series soon

hazlewood and starc rested, fuckner and worst marsh injured

otherwise full strength. Batting is fine, bowling is comically bad, maybe the worst ever for Australia

>implying I don't want to die in 2 hours

>/rug/ literally got bullied into making a new thread

statsmessiah here. This might be the only Shitspouter posts that I've actually chuckled at in 2 years. Baby steps.

Will New Zealand's brave James Franklin lead Middlesex to their first title in 20 years?

Please shut the fuck up. He was above average at best.

reminder you were literally sperm in your dad's testicles when he played

>played every match in 2005

My great aunt has seen Damien Martyn bat lad

yes, but you haven't

Nice source.

Everyone who was alive at the time watched that series. Damien Martyn, if anything, is pretty overrated.

reminder YOU openly admit to knowing NOTHING about cricket and having an irrational hatred of the 2005 Australian side

>it's a Somerset's brave 10th wicket partnership wins them a match episode

2005 Ashes was the greatest series of all time, and Damien Martyn humiliated himself during that series.

Reminder Martyn averages more than the greatest player in New Zealand cricket history

I love how you just pretend you can reach inside my head and tell me what I'm thinking. McGrath was literally my idol at age 10. Brett Lee is everyone's 3rd favourite cricketer.

you LITERALLY said it yourself just a week ago

I like how one flippant comment about a washed up forgotten WA player triggers a gatepussy mental breakdown.

I'm starting to appreciate the last few moments we have with him. He'll kill himself by the end of the year without a doubt.

Martyn isn't from WA you daft cunt

That wasn't me? Yesterday was the first time I posted since the last time I showed up and said I wouldn't be back for four weeks. isn't me either, that's statsy.

>le square drive man

Fleming clowned that chump pretty easily 15 years ago.

Martyn could have been great, but like every supposed WA "great", his inherent mental weakness and flakiness at any sign of pressure prevented him from ever being a memorable player.

I've watched every Australian test in my lifetime and I literally could not name a single memorable Martyn innings. He was a passenger in a great side that was never dropped because the selectors saw no reason to rock the boat. Not to mention he's a Swann-level traitor who jumped ship the first chance he got.

All me lad, AMA

Also lol I watched tons of Ponting. The only player I disliked from the 2005 Ashes is probably Hayden because I thought he was a dick and a hack and didn't deserve to be good.

I don't think you really understand what it was like to watch cricket in NZ from 2004-7. There were people in my class who unironically disowned the NZ team and followed the Australian team because "NZ are bad". The Aussie team was discussed twice as much in school as the NZ one.

Damien Martyn is literally the Australian Ian Bell. This is an objective fact.

Martyn knew when to call it a day, Bell still won't fuck off

Idk, Bell carried England in 2013. When did Martyn ever carry Australia

>There were people in my class who unironically disowned the NZ team and followed the Australian team because "NZ are bad". The Aussie team was discussed twice as much in school as the NZ one.
thats just fucking sad

nah, Martyn was far better. The only reason their records are even comparable is because Martyn was unfortunate to exist during a golden generation

he was LITERALLY dropped for 7 (SEVEN) years during the prime of his career because he played one bad shot against South Africa I think it was in a fucking ODI or something

meanwhile Ian Lell got to stay in the team for years and years despite being mediocre most of the time

>thats just fucking sad
That's what I always thought but that NZ team was pretty shit and pretty much no one in it was actually inspiring to kids like Ponting or Lee or Hussey. I always liked Fleming and Richardson but obviously that's because I'm a nerd

reminder that prime Gillespie > McGrath

Reminder that prime Pollock > prime Gillespie

Reminder that Ntini is a rapist

Honestly, how is Australia viewed by Peelanders? The impression I get from /rug/ and my 1 week holiday there is that everyone there seems to view Australia as their rival and want nothing more than to outdo them in every possible way, so I'm surprised that people were watching the Australian cricket team of all things.

>the fucking state of English nicknames

fairly standard Tbh

who the fuck is Mala and who is T though

It's pretty varied. In all honesty most people just view you as a slightly more relevant version of us. We have reasonably similar cultural identities and have more in common than not. Moving to Australia after high school is a pretty hip thing to do.

Very few people barring some ignorant rugby fans (the equivalent of Fox Sports commentors) actually believe in the bledisloe cup "rivalry" or any of that anti-australian shit. BUT having said that a lot of Aussies are really needlessly condescending towards Kiwis and it does create a bit of animosity. It happens in business a bit because Australians just naturally assume what they do is bigger and better but personally all the Aussies I'm friends with are great (though nearly all of them are musos)

someone tell me what language I should learn I want to learn a language to save myself from our fucked labour market

>slightly
kek, how many times does pooland get mentioned in the wire?

Now that I think about it it actually always is the rugby fans that pull that shit. Always seem to think union is >our national sport too, when it's probably fifth at best

youtube.com/watch?v=SfPv57KBpJI

going to be fucking elite lads

depends what you intend on using it for. Do you want to leave Australia or stay here and just make yourself more employable? What field do you want to work in

>Hameed fails
>Jennings fails
>Borthshit fails

Lyth will score a century

Rugby fans WANT there to be a rivalry, because without it, they have literally nothing. It's a changing attitude though, the dominance of the ball sacks is turning people off. I watched a lot of the super rugby but haven't watched a single second of the ball sacks this year.

I'll be interested to see how they tie up loose ends but I'm not holding my breath for it being that good.

Working, I like the Australian climate and culture too much to leave. Graduating with a degree in accounting and law soon. Don't want to learn memedarin though

Lyth LITERALLY deserved another chance

I am. Lynch is directing and co-writing every episode and that guy has only ever made one movie that wasn't solid gold.
All the good bits of Twin Peaks were when Lynch and Frost were actually there, which really was only the first two or three episodes of season 1. They had next to nothing to do with season 2 until the final episode, which they just turned into a giant fuck you to ABC by killing everyone off.

youtube.com/watch?v=VMMoRyC9Eaw

elite ending though

I don't know why he hasn't been mentioned for a recall. He's had a decent season and most notably picked up his SR probably in relation to what Hales was supposed to do for England. He's better than the likes of Sam Robson. I'm already looking forward to Hameed failing desu

I literally laughed when Stranger Things did this final scene to finish season 1

unironically disappointed they're doing a season 2, would have been crackup if they just ended it as a completely sick homage to Twin Peaks

Yeah it's odd. He's not even that old. I don't know what they were expecting after dropping him into the Bitchwide and Starc meat grinder as his first proper series.

all the praise for stranger things makes me seethe Tbh, most of the shit people like about it is literally pulled straight out of a bunch of classic movies. I get that it was kinda the point of the show, but when you're not doing ANYTHING that's original I don't see how people can unironically call it great.

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then there is little value in you learning a language in those fields

Other than ching chong, no other language has much business market value in AUS. I learnt Russian which was a large part of the reason I got my job, but I work in a very niche field. So unless you're going to be working in a field that has very specific requirements, I wouldn't bother. Learning a language to competence takes hundreds of hours, probably not worth the investment.

These lunchtime films are fucking GOAT need to find all of them

I want to learn one anyway, doing one that is useful for business is just an additional thing
>little value in you learning a language in those fields
objectively false Tbh

Hey

Explain this

based team

Honestly learn French or Spanish, just because if you know those 3 languages you're pretty much set for the western world

well then learn the language of a country you're interested in. No point learning chink if you hate chinks, because then you wont even benefit in the way of travelling

If you like Germany learn German. It's the biggest market in Europe so if you ever did move to Europe it wouldnt hurt. Could make similar arguements for French and Spanish

>objectively false Tbh
How so? I am talking about in Australia. Happy for you to explain how I'm wrong but I just dont imagine speaking anime or italian would be of much use in accounting or law in AUS.

unless he intends on travelling to Mali or Nicargua, both of those languages are less relevant than German

Copped a reply from Alex Tudor lads

the @4chancricket XI is getting a bit stacked with bowlers tttt

They're not the only 2 countries that speak French and Spanish you know

have YOU contributed to the Top Tweets of the Month?

Only 2 are mine rip

3, 6, 7, 9, 10, 12 #elite

How do we find out who blocked us? Just notice that Vaughan has kek

you guys are faggots

Seethingly jealous

We need to fund them and turn them into a cricket superpower for the mems

Rugby.

League

Can hear nasser on the wireless lads

UNION!

me

I love this man Tbh

BBL

based
youtube.com/watch?v=_kZsOISarzg

1. My Special Agent Cooper
2. Sheriff Harry S. Truman
3. Hawk
4. Gordon
5. Andy
6. Jerry Horne

POWER GAP

10. Bobby

POWER GAP

20. Leo
21. Big Ed
22. Ben Horne
23. Pete

POWER GAP

100. Hank Jennings
101. Leland

POWER GAP

1000000. James

Gordon was clearly the best
youtube.com/watch?v=1aS8iPfMR74

Has he ever given based Zaltz a shoutout before?

>be David lynch
>write yourself into your own show
>kiss scene with the most attractive person in the cast

Bravo, I would've done the same in his position

>most attractive person in the cast
that's CLEARLY Norma or Annie
Donna was also elite

All the girls were elite now that I think about it

What? literally no one in Auckland disowned the black caps for fucking Australia. Classic 0 heart glory hunting cuntabrians

youtu.be/4PhVHFdAjV0?t=26m2s

kek

Hansie did nothing wrong

that's /bundes/ but not /bündes/

>India playing tomorrow
Literally shaking lads

are you a poo?

Think Somerset might nick this lads

huh?

I am a white Canadian man!

The bookies are giving away money on India @ 1.57

are they legally retarded?

no

really hope so

Just hit 110 in Legion lads

What am i watching right now

Quadrangular One-Day Series (in Kenya), 4th Match: Qatar v Kenya at Nairobi

explain to me how this scoring shit works and what Somerset/Yorkshire/Middlesex need to do to win

ESPN is airing yorkshire-middlesex tho

anyone watching this?

been following the somerset game instead, but I'm going to bed now

Is that for a series win? Jesus christ

>what Somerset/Yorkshire/Middlesex need to do to win
i think they need to have more points than any other team

WILLEY

yfw hildrith wins one for da shire

wish shield games were on TV or radio again lads

Very surprised Shield games aren't on radio. Every ball of English county cricket is on live radio.

you can stream 'em all online, but yeah me too

can't be long until that silly one day domestic tournament starts up again now

this

Somersets spinners are elite. Remind me again why we took Gareth Batty on tour?

early october I think

got some decent crowds last year since the banglel tour was cancelled and the test guys were playing

It was on ABC until 2013 because Cricket Australia wanted too much money for the rights or something. Still furious about it, especially since it was replaced by the fucking A League

Just checked, October 1st

>Televised cricket before the AFL and NRL grand finals have even been played

what a time to be alive

what's it going to be on, GEM?

Ah that's too bad. CA being very shortsighted here.

Truthbomb: there is NO reason for the Bushrangers to play at the MCG over Geelong or some shit where people are actually desperate enough for sport to show up

Tbh it was always a matter of time until it happened. Anyone under the age of 60 doesn't have time to watch shield games during the week beyond checking the score on cricinfo every now and then. The radio is on suicide watch for sports right now

Apparently a local radio station does shield commentary for home games and fucking 1st grade games when a shield one isn't on.

R A R E
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Afghanistan and Ireland are getting test status in 2019 lads.

England v Ireland at Lord's will be Ireland's first ever

91.3?

Yeah they're good. Minson can ramble on a bit about some game he watched back in the 50s but overall its good value.

Geelong doesn't have any first class standard cricket grounds

Irelel don't deserve test status until they build an undercover stadium

kardinia park m8

australia and west indies played there just last year

Played a non first class match.

Kardina Park is far too narrow for anything serious but more importantly for first class cricket doesn't have sufficient nets.

Its why Victoria ended up hosting a shield final in Hobart and have played half your games in Alice Springs recently.

Junction Oval will be the permanent shield home ground soon

not very rare on /cric/ mr strong american

please watch our sport, we have the rarest of flags

not for TMS. I think more people listen to TMS than watch sky for test cricket.

Difference in Australia is that Channel 9 is free to air.

There probably is a market for broadcast shield in Australia but the reason only Western Australia has it is because we have a dedicated Sport radio station.

Which is run by a hardcore cricket fan. So all Western Australian matches are broadcast

Good session at the gym today lads, getting ready for the new season, hoping to average mid 130's when I bowl

Have you knocked in your trusty willow yet /cric/?

I'm a bunny so I never bother.

uh YES!

Not quite, he only meets one of the 2 following criteria and even then bells more of a front foot player

>made a scapegoat for an underperfoming team and dropped from the test team for years
>classy player who was very strong on the offside especially behind point

i use a dennis lillee alluminium bat so no need

/net/ /dog/ /horse/ /hayne/ and /2up/ deserve to be in the top 10 2bh

#elitetruthies

Somerset have fucking got this lads

Seething that I didn't put anything on them when they were 22/1 before the Yorkshire game

Also it's been confirmed that Hildreth broke his ankle. So much heart.

>he was LITERALLY dropped for 7 (SEVEN) years during the prime of his career because he played one bad shot against South Africa I think it was in a fucking ODI or something

Wrong. He was dropped for choking miserably like the mentally ill, weak-willed coward that he was.

Send it to the based Queen Elizabeth Oval

Bendigo or Ballarat senpai

Where'd you here this?
I thought there was some sort of competition between the associates going on where the winner gets test status?

witnessed

nice

witnessed

My crowning accomplishment in life lads

Now fuck off and kill yourself.

id rock up to the qeo

Only after someone answers my original question

Just realised the test starts in an hour

My anus is not prepared for the rape train tttt

If Guppy is dropped, even for Luke fucking Ronchi, it'll make my day.

Unchecked gets are nothing to brag about

Cummins is playing in the pyjama cup lads

Just like i cummins(ide) French-Canadian women right haha?

this is without a doubt the worst /cric/ meme of 2016.

You misspelled best (i.e. the quality of the women I have sex with) haha

streuth m8, you never seen kermit's asshole before?

hello /bundes/friends

Guuuuuuuuuuten morning

my my
!

guten morning, ausGOD

>tfw the first Straffo tweet of the morning comes through

I live for these moments

forgot me pic

Based fucking straffo

W A L K G O D
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He's had some good ones actually

>ywn be rich enough to go to every single Springsteen concert in Australia like Straffo

India will bat first

poo in the loo ehehe

straffGOD

Even though there's rain predicted for all five days, i'd be willing to put in a few dollars for an Indian win

New Zealand will win the series

Screencap this post

>1 Martin Guptill, 2 Tom Latham, 3 Kane Williamson (capt), 4 Ross Taylor, 5 Luke Ronchi, 6 BJ Watling (wk), 7 Mitchell Santner, 8 Mark Craig, 9 Neil Wagner, 10 Ish Sodhi, 11 Trent Boult

Guptill AND Ronchi

wew lads. Daniel is seething right now

Why Straffo?

And Ronchi isn't even keeping

And Mark Craig isn't even opening

Hesson has unironically lost it. I suppose it happens to even the best after a while.

Ben Sanderson liked our tweet as well he goes in the wider @4chancricket XI training squad because we literally have too many bowlers

>Queensland schoolgirl Tiahleigh Palmer was murded the day after her foster brother sent an online message admitting he had sex with the 12 year old and was worried she might be pregnant.
>He was in an induced coma after collapsing in Beenleigh watch-house. Police were investigating whether he had taken pills.

Classic Queensland

>Poo Peeland's greatest ever selector

I honestly can't think of another team that has stuck with such a poor opener for so fucking long

literally Cowan, albeit Guptill has been around alot longer and is probably even worse

>rohit sharma

wew

>appealing that desperately for something so obviously not out
>they probably would have reviewed it

FUCK this team

acestream lads?

thetimes.co.uk/edition/sport/ireland-set-for-test-status-and-a-date-at-lords-vdzxvpdtg

opened up reddit to find a stream and this was the first thing there
dunno how true it is given cricinfo haven't said shit

>India's 500th test
>played against New Zealand instead of Australia or Pakistan

Weird yeah, heard nothing on cricinfo or twitter. I think they get the 2019 test regardless though if they win the IC Cup

What do you mean, it's just a one off test unless they win or?

Vargnar is unironically Poo Peeland's best bowler

If they win the IC Cup they get to play Zim in 2 tests, home and away. If they win or draw the series, they get automatic full test status for all of eternity

I meant the 2019 test bit

Regardless, unless they implode ala Kenya that should be an easy win for them

Fuck Trent Boult, I just want to punch the twink fuck in his tiny jaw

Are chimpouts /cric/ approved?

yeah m8
youtube.com/watch?v=ctKPMuA0s3c

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nextshark.com/holly-wolf-playboy-model-interview/
statsbro, you here m8?

>Autumn/Winter /cric/ time

Absolutely comfy. Summer can fuck off.

based straffo

>le chin music

Pretty shit crowd Tbh, what happened to India?

le new le glasses

Test cricket is dead

The Santner Show begins

SANTA TIME
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IPL

How many players on India would make the Ugly XI?

all of 'em except kohli

They literally are the ugly xi

>tfw no qt curry cricket obsessed gf

hey kohli is pretty qt

i certainly wouldn't kick him out of bed

RAAAAAAAAAAHUULLLLL

>citch eet dere

>tfw no qt3.14 Sri Lankan cricket gf

i actually had a wank in the mcg toilets during a one dayer a few years ago

>tfw no big tit Sri Lankan grill to rape

>the most prolific spinner from New Zealand

>only 2 spinners

What the fuck are india even doing

also lmao at Ashwin being called a batting allrounder

Christ craig's a fat cunt

Imagine being Mark Craig

Why don't abos and coconuts chimpout ever?

they did in kalgoorlie a week or two back

Mark Craig just started and he's already sweating like a pig.

Disgusting.

Watling is a mong

Mark Craig literally needs to be castrated to prevent his seed from tainting future NZ cricketers

Very comfy right now lads

>the most dangerous batsman in the world will never be in your neighbourhood

he probably lives in mine desu

>those guns

german girls must love merkel

tfw no gf

here piggy piggy piggy

deep order Tbh

why is this allowed?

Imagine not being

tell me about sodhi

Reminder Ronchi averages just below 60 in test cricket

Just got added by the missus' mum on LinkedIn lads, do I have to marry her now?

betootaadvocate.com/world-news/angelina-jolie-spotted-with-new-aussie-toy-boy-australian-spin-bowler-shane-warne/

Get out now lad

>LinkedIn
Do Saffers use that?

everyone does Tbh, even daniel

I have people from England, Australia and New Zealand added to mine and a few devs I follow in the States. Need to have the connections so when the inevitable Civil War here breaks out again, I can embrace my inner South African and emigrate.

Please don't be mean, you should take into consideration the feelings of others before you post

>ywn be a South African street nigger
why live
sounds like such a comfy life

the objective comfiest life is living as a retiree in some village in england and spending your days watching division 3 county cricket with your fellow elite pundits

there is literally nothing comfy about England. Yeah sure the idea of living in the rolling hills of Somerset during July and watching the /cric/ sounds nice

but then you get to October...

there is nothing more comfy than sitting inside with a cup of tea while it rains

yeah cool you can do that literally anywhere on planet earth save the fucking Sahara desert and shithole that is Perth

You both are wrong, there is nothing more comfy that living by the ocean

join the navy then m8

submarine unit for full experience

Literally everyone in Australia lives by the ocean m8

except the boongas

Is there rain or?

Put on about 5 kg recently lads, want to kill myself

>Trent Boult
>Left Arm Fast

K E K

Alice Springs
Canberra
Ballarat
Bendigo
Albury Wadonga
Toowoomba

no one lives there

>afridi has been dropped

kek

>Watling literally behind the stumps

>keeper standing up to stumps
>HAHA CHECK MY BOUNCERS BRO

elite mind games, Trent is literally the new Warne

ah yes, cricket, baseball's older brother with down's syndrome

PLEASE

saved to my american banter folder

God, those are some awful names.

Thank fuck I have limited my searches to only Sydney and Melbourne

thepiratebay.org/torrent/15531559/UNindian.2016.HDRip.XviD.AC3-EVO

fucking yes

look who's talking

>trnt bolt - left arm FAST
>new zealand's 7th best test bowler of all time

What went wrong?

dutch names are elite

I wish Australia didn't ditch them all here and replace them with shit like wagga wagga and woop woop

Man, even some of our black names are better than some of yours, some of those places legit sound like the person who made them was on drugs.

This guy knows what's up

500 get fucked cunts

this team actually makes me want to kill myself

...

Stars are too fake and gay but Renegades are too grimdark, idk who to choose