/nfl/ general

who /fanduel/ here??

Only watched highlights, what went wrong bearbros?

Cutler and OL a shit

who /undefeated/ here?

The Bears were tricked into thinking John Fox was a good coach due to Elway giving him the most stacked team in the league from 2012-2014. Now they're paying for it.

right here famalam

i am more confident than lake that it won't happen

but unlike lake though, i do intend to deliver just in case :^)

Birdgang flying high. If we beat the Steelers next week, I'm going to talk an infinite amount of shit.

>Eagles

JUST

How bad off are the Lions right now on defense? It seems like they're actually about to start picking people out of the stands to play LB. The Titans DID only score 16, but 13 of those were Q4 after all the injuries.

I'm scared of the Packers game.

Steelers squad here bb

Triple 7s confirm Steelers win their 7th Owl this year

>leave the Texans to me

Anthony Barr is going to crush Wentz

>2016 Packers season

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Levy's career is soon to be over, Ziggy has a high ankle sprain, Van Noy died, Williams died, Abdullah probably won't play

Rodgers will pick on Nevin Lawson all day long in the pocket

>2016 Bills season
>2016 Browns season
>2016 Colts season
>2016 Jags season
etc.

>people call this 'headhunting'

>tfw AP's career is probably over like Barrys

Is this it for Jay Cutler?

Burrs can afford to cut him next year, Hoyer is probably an upgrade.

>Week 7

Honestly that looks like a pretty easy schedule.

>JFFM spouted all offseason that Hoyer would start games over Cutler
>Kept telling him to fuck off
>mfw he was right

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don't worry, he legitimately thinks the 49ers will beat the us12s in centurylink so it'll even out

they will

Haha that's cute

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youtube.com/watch?v=PEhCxbX0iZY

Why do people like EDP, I feel like he makes sports fans look bad.

I never press play because he's so fucking loud and always yelling. Pressed play 1sec, yep loud as fuck.

>I never press play
>Pressed play 1sec

I had to check to see if my assessment of EDP was still correct. It remains correct, so I can no continue the habit of completely overlooking the videos.

ALERT
You wake up tomorrow and your team signed Rex "fuck it i'm going deep" Grossman to be your starting QB for the rest of the season. He's signed for 2 more seasons after this one.
How many Superb owls does he win?

he's one of the greatest lolcows of all time my man

>gnats are 2-0
>iggles are 2-0

Have I been transported in a time machine to the early 2000s or something

we'll know once brady gets back

getting real tired of joey bosa, this nigga better get his adam driver looking ass on the field

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So how many more games do they both have to win before the NFL starts the Wentz x Prescott hype train and narrative? They don't play each other until week 8 or so imagine we still have a couple weeks before we start hearing about it ad nauseam.

>suspending Brady allowed him to avoid a serious shoulder injury

Thats been the issue for years upon years upon years. And chicago still wont fix it.

THANK YOU SOOTHSAYER GOODELL FOR PROTECTING THE GOAT.

TOM BRADY WILL PLAY UNTIL HE'S 45

>wake up
>still a Bears fan

God I hate everything

should i trade blount for fuller? standard non ppr

i have 5 rb and 3 recievers
leveon
devonta freeman
langford
rishad jennings
blount

josh gordon
sammy watkins
doug baldwin

By the way I want to say a special fuck you to ESPN or whoever for showing and focusing on that shot of fans leaving in droves at Soldier Field yesterday

As if you fucks wouldn't also be leaving that shitshow joke on the field people were claiming are a football team. Fuck you ESPN.

Chicago here, is there any room on the Vikings bandwagon?

Asking for a friend

fairweather fans e x p o s e d
i'm a jet fan and in buffalo last thursday I was yelling "fairweather" over and over when they left early. feels too good

We've been through countless years playing like shit at home. This early exodus was excusable

>he makes sports fans look bad.
That's why we like him

Get off your high horse, you would leave that circus clownshow too.

People pay good money to go to Soldier Field to see football. Not whatever the fuck was that bullshit on the field Monday night.

If anything they should all get refunds and an apology too.

>getting mad at people not watching athletes suck ass after making millions off their ticket and merchandise sales

It's looking like this season is going to be nothing but refball and injuries.

prove me wrong

So every season of every sport? Especially murderball?

How can I prove you wrong if you are right.

What did he mean by this?

This

John Fox is a meme

Are you ready, Cred Forums?

Vikings checking in

Really makes you think.

I'd take an injured Jimmy G over the rookie any day. Hell, I'd rather Edelman start.

How would fantasy scoring work for that? Would they give him points like a QB or WR?

points wouldn't change he's just earn whatever he threw for like a regular QB so I'm assuming you meant would he have to be started at QB or WR?

I'd say for most fantasy football sites they'd keep him in the WR slot unless he had to start a 2nd game at QB in a row. In any case it won't happen

>Rivers' grade for Sunday: 46.1
>Bortles' grade for Sunday: 45.0

Why do people trust PFF, again?

he's a wr, they go by what the team designates you as

just how like tavon austin is a "receiver" but plays like a running back

Say he starts the game as a WR, but all the QBs get hurt so he has to throw 10-15 passes and ends up getting a TD. Would those passes be scored like a WR or QB?

they are passing tds, doesnt matter who throws them

>rather have a WR start at WB then rookie backup

Youre all kinds of retarded

Edelman was a QB in college. He could probably run some meme option offense

>Edelman actually has experience in the NFL passing the football

I still think they grade defensive players well but they overvalue deep air passing. Plus Phil isn't one of the qbs they like to cock slobber

How does one cope with being a Bears fan?

Switch teams. It might suck at first and you might get shot but over the course of your life it will be worth it. After about two years nobody will even remember you were a Bears fan. Just say like your new team because you got your first handjob in their stadium when you were younger or something.

Like a fan of any shitty team.

Alcohol.

hockey season starts soon

Switch teams. Come to Vikings. Let us unite our memes against the pukers.

I meant shit but since you live in Chicago there's always a good chance you'll get shot.

It's just Bill head games. The only way we see Jimmy again is if TB gets hurt later on.

it's all but a formality at this point.. Vikings/Steelers owl this year

who is going to win?

I want to say my Vikings but I have to be realistic.

Shit... I am just taking this one game at a time. Panthers up next.

You can switch to being a Colts fan, it's close enough and no one can it should blame you given that the bears are even worse than a dumpster fire.

Nah, Steelers/Broncos Owl.

>afc v. afc

Anyone watching SAS shredding Jay Quitler on First Take right now?

Ranting on anime image boards

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People are getting a little too hype on >us. Our D is still completely capable of giving any decent qb a 500 yd passing day. I mean fuck we don't have a single sack yet, we don't even blitz. I'm imagining Brady against this D and it's not pretty.

Fine; Seahawks v. Vikings Owl.

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Seriously in Chicago you'd be risking your life wearing a Packers jersey in the wrong neighborhood.

But since the Broncos and Texans have close to the same colors, and the Vikings are ok, should I consider jumping on one of their bandwagons?

pic unrelated

Panthers are next. You guys are kill.

Who's a female version of Romo?

Romo. He comes down with Vaginitis every single season.

fuggggggggg

Why is our defensive strategy simply not to defend?

It lulls the other team into a false-sense of superiority; and then, YOU STRIKE!

How do the Dolphins suck? I don't get it. They're built to win but they always find ways to fuck themselves.

What?

Didn't expand the picture. Saw purple and thought Vikings. I guess the Jaggs are a guaranteed bye week.

I say switch teams or stop watching football altogether.

Which team then

>utler re-injures thumb that took him out for six weeks in 2011
>contract only guarantees him money until the end of this season
>hoyer starting
move over browns >we coming for that number 1 pick

And we gonna waste it

What was he telling Jay at this very moment?

>Imma fuck yo momma's ass white boi

What does Cred Forums think of this trade?

"Oooga booga! Where's da white womens is he at?"

>The #Bears are preparing for a lengthy absence for QB Jay Cutler, source said. Now it's a matter of how to fix (surgery or not) his thumb.

>The #Bears are preparing for a lengthy absence for QB Jay Cutler, source said. Now it's a matter of how to fix (surgery or not) his thumb.

>The #Bears are preparing for a lengthy absence for QB Jay Cutler, source said. Now it's a matter of how to fix (surgery or not) his thumb.

>we hired a baseball nerd who hated Wentz cuz muh analytics and then fired every scout on the team who wanted Wentz a few weeks before the draft
>Wentz is already tearing up teams in his fucking first 2 starts

I want to die

completely one sided in favor of who's getting sharpe and Michael

Seems fair for both sides in all honesty

Brown is good but It's hard to trust his production with Fitz, Floyd and DJ catching alot of balls. Michael should start a few more games since Rawls clearly isn't healthy and Sharpe is a WR1 and faces a bunch of weak defences

Maybe LOSE is getting slightly more value but It's close

Gotta post the best version senpai

I wanted Cutler benched because he's fucking awful not because of injury

I like calling shit like this but this one doesn't count

How does someone work for the Browns and not resist the urge to kill themselves?

>Edelman will be Brisket's backup until Brady gets back

H Y P E

It must be a very comfy job desu. Zero pressure.

>in the wrong neighborhood
Well yeah, your life is at risk in a lot of neighborhoods but clothing has little to do with it

My nearest sports bar and go to place for Sunday-funday is technically a Wisconsin Badgers bar which just means that it's also unofficially a Packers bar and it's usually 50/50 ratio of Burrs and Packers fans. Bengals and Lions fans sightings as well. Very little Vikings or Colts fans.

The third most seen jerseys though are fucking Xecucks.

The 2012 QB class and the 2016 QB class are looking pretty similar.

Wentz = Luck
Goff = RG3 (the 2015 version)
Prescott = Wilson
Kessler = Foles
Hackenburg = Weeden

forgot one
Lynch = Osweiler

You mean shit?

That was truly embarrassing and made me feel much better about my team after watching. John Fox and Jay Cutler are absolute jokes, the bears deserve a whole lot better desu.

>Browns just signed whitehurst to a 1 year deal.

Is there potential here?

shouldn't salary caps be illegal? Why aren't they? Seems like employer collusion to lower salaries

yeah salary caps dont even create parity

look at the pats

>1. Steelers (+1)
>9. Bengals (-2)
Did you even WATCH the game?

>lions beat Colts, go down two spots in power rankings
>lions lose key players on offense and defense, have no linebackers, and blow a lead to the titans
>go up two spots in power rankings

The fuck? I knows its espn but what is going on over there?

I just meant legality wise. I like them just now sure why they are allowed by law

prevents pay to win teams that you see in other sports.

Then you'd have literally unbeatable teams with Jerry spending horrific amounts of money on stacked teams.

You live long enough to see yourself become the villain

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All the terms are collectively bargained. I'm not a lawyer but I don't think it counts as collusion when the players are involved in the negotiations and agree to it.

>implying Jerry has a nose for talent anymore

It definitely creates parity

Pats are the standard of the NFL because they have a HOF coach and HOF QB. They are extremely consistent but they've won 1 Superbowl in the last 10 years and it was as close a win as you can get so I'd hardly point to them as an example It's not working

>1 HOF QB

>creates parity
>same team wins 12 games every year

lol keep believing this, it's a way for the owners to not have to pay the players what they are worth

You may only reply to this post if your team is still in the hunt for the perfect 0-16 season

Are the Cowboys going to improve from 2015?

Plus that HOF QB gets paid virtual peanuts compared to other qbs because he's married to the richest supermodel on the planet

Hoyer will lead us to the Unpromised land

Also, endorsements.

>I get to use this image again

:D

>BTFO in his 2nd start

Worse than Teddy B tbqh

Who is this thicc chicc?

>implying Jimmy G won't play Thursday

They're going to dope him up for the second half.

Sleep tight memey

I really do hope his knee recovers, by all accounts teddy was a good guy

found her on reddit. she goes by brittsuzanne

>he's married to the richest supermodel on the planet
How is Gisele taking this?

Stop disrespecting >us or we'll repeat

What was that Lions vs Packers game a year or two ago where Rodgers got seemingly seriously hurt, went to the locker room, and came back almost totally fine later and won the game? I always wondered what kinda stuff they gave him to get him back up and going again in such a short time.

Another reason. IIRC Brady's somewhere in the late teens in terms of his 2016 salary amongst NFL QBs

Patriots have created a winning culture which makes FA's want to play their too. They've signed a few guys over the years on the cheap because they just want a chance to play for NE

Her Nazi blood may have her building a munitions factory in Poland for Kathy.

On all fours during one of her "photoshoots" with black men who are generously endowed

Stafford had a conversation with them

Toradol. It only lasts a bit - which is why they'll have Jacoby start.

Shhhhh brother, let them doubt us. Its 1997/98 all over again.

>implying male models are straight

He wasn't hurt. He just wanted attention because homosexuals are huge drama queens.

Also, according to google Ireland has 420 million, not 2 billion. Why the fuck would you believe the daily fail anyways?

You know what I mean.

Well Jizzelle does have the body of a skinny man, right?

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Stay classy
nydailynews.com/sports/football/video-cowboys-fan-attacks-female-washington-fans-parking-lot-article-1.2798728

You gonna need some toast for that jelly.

Tom Brady never eats toast and is not aware of the existence of jelly.

>week 7

>hype train wentz vs autistic indian with a desire for revenge

Im not ready

>Jets not on the list
You will learn soon enough.

>Eagles/Vikings

youtu.be/oB4R7twWMjs

Why were these so accurate?

Why does Gronk look crosseyed as fuck?

>those receivers
>those rbs
Wtf was your draft strategy?

>NFL's ratings are down 15% from last season

feels good man.

I can't wait for this liberal propaganda refball league to die.

Dies before the eagles win an owl
Pls no

Not for the Ravens

The Ravens go full retard/Jags defense plays well against the Ravens

It very well may be a loss

>walk into Jack in the Box today
>receive a free jumbo Jack after the Rams score two touchdowns
>mfw

Will the 20+ year streak of no tds continue?

It'd be hilarious if they basically won every game like they did against Seattle and made the playoffs that way.

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join the party now by week 10 you'll be considered scum for hopping on the obvious SB favourite's bandwagon

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>your team
>favorite player not on your team
>prediction for the top two seeds in the NFC and AFC come playoffs
>your ideal owl matchup
>team that isn't yours that you wouldn't mind seeing in the owl this year
>your 2017 draftfu

Well that's a given even it lasts for 100 more years

Eagles fans like him because we see more of ourselves in him then most of us are willing to admit. He's supremely pessimistic until the day after a W, then it's non-stop loud shit talking.
Non-Eagles fans like him because he makes us look like clowns.

>some women need to have they ass whooped

edp, 2016

>Cowboys (+5)

He doesn't make y'all look like clowns he makes y'all look like what you really are.

>Lions play in lambeau this week

At least we're getting the most painful game of the seasonnout of the way early.

Funny how all the injuries last week were on old guard players and noy on personnel Quinn picked up except for one. Guess they had to have one for the wreckage while Quinn started the fire

>Pats
>Jarvis Landry
>Pats and Steelers, Cards and Packers
>Pats and Packers
>Jags
>Why would I give a fuck about the draft?

2016 bears season ;_;

As long as the Packers don't win, I wouldn't be bothered by the vikings winning the owl

T. Lions fan

>Pats
>Antonio Brown or Fitz
>Pats/Steelers Cards/Vikings
>Pats - Packers
>Cards
>I don't watch college football

No o-line and why did we cut bmarsh, forte, and bennett again?

>Browns
>Thomas Edward Brady Jr.
>AFC: Pats. NFC: Panthers
>Pats v Cards, Packers, Or Pants
>Texans tbqh. Watt deserves a ring.
>Deshone Kizer or Myles Garrett

Dolphins
Brandon Marshall (wr)
Panthers Steelers
Vikings Steelers
Vikings
Don't follow CFB enough to know

drink and watch the 85 bears 30 for 30

>Lions
>Eli Manning
>AFC: Broncos. NFC: Vikings
>Lions vs. Browns
>Cardinals
>Peppers from UofM

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Do the Eagles have a chance?
What does Pittsburgh and Phillys win loss record look like?

There is a divide in the fanbase about Cutler. I was a defender of his but this season I just can't do it. We need to draft a QB that isn't shit.

>Edelman has a perfect passer rating as an NFL qb
I don't think I want to give that up tbqh

Bears are gonna suck again guys :[
hold me

How long until Da Burrs leave chicago?

I hope they come to Portland :}
The Portland Bears sound really good.

Carson wentz is undefeated as an NFL quarterback and has never EVER turned over the ball

Neither has Dak

> Burrs
> Brandon Marshall
> Cards/Giants-Pats/Texans
> Vikings / Browns
> Vikings
> Doesnt matter, we'll waste our #1 pick

>23-48
>Celebrates as if hes the king of the world.
Wtf is wrong with niggers

>Chargers
>Gr0nk
>Patriots+Broncos, Cardinals+Panthers
>Define Ideal?
>Dream matchup is Chargers/49ers rematch
>Realistic for this year is Texans/Cardinals with Cardinals winning
>Eagles
>dont follow ncaa enough. gib oline

Dak already lost to the giants

Eagles have injured 100% of opposing starting QBs this year
Big Ben in coming up next
Tony romo is expected to be back week 7 to host the eagles

Leonard fournette will look great in midnight green

Fuck if we didn't lose two of our best offensive players I would have high hopes for the chargers. Only 1 point behind the panthers for highest scoring team in the league after two weeks

I think you mean blue and white

>People didn't believe me when I said Jim Schwartz and this d line will be dominant
Literally a whole line of pro bowlers
I don't know why he likes mills so much, mills better not be on Antonio brown desu
Losing mckelvin hurts

Dak has 0 ints. The loss was not his fault at all.

I think you mean Semaje Perine
Also if Mathews does well and stays healthy this year, they probably wont go HB in the first. Theyd prpbably go OL to help protect the new franchise QB

brown is still running shitty routes after that concussion, he hasn't shown anything to prove he'll be that deep threat production any time soon.

You might be fucking right
>"""""""""MVP""""""""""

Chargers offense is certainly still capable of churning out some W's this season but losing Woodhead and Allen hurts my soul. I'm not expecting playoffs but I still want to see some fire this season to keep my heart up and give me hope for next season and for players to not die every week.

FROM HEARTBREAK TO HOUSTON

I tried a few times and lost. Waste of money.

>he doesn't know that the NFL is a socialist organization

>Hoyer
>Upgrade

Cutlel is shit but atleast he won a playoff game

>the municipality of Dallas
>class

yuk yuk yuk

Everything

Get on the vikings bandwagon quickly

you forgot

>after sacking a rookie backup in garbage time

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU

Why he's just gonna be a sleepy Mexican then

>tfw /nfl/ pokemon

>Texans
>Earl Thomas
>AFC: Broncos/Steelers NFC:Cardinals/Panthers
>Broncos vs Cardinals or Patroits vs Panthers
>Leonard Fornette

what's your favorite thing about the tampa bay buccaneers

It's the lions man anything is possible

Had no idea he was dating a horse
>really makes you think

is this shit serious ? lol

Nice training bra

Also, he tore his ACL.

nfl com/news/story/0ap3000000418019/article/bears-lamarr-houston-tears-acl-while-celebrating

Which he just did again.

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>you now remeber Da Burrs beating the Packers in Lambeau on Farve's Jersey Retirement day

>>you now remeber Da Burrs beating the Packers in Lambeau on Farve's Jersey Retirement day

Does that count as a hate crime?

>Rams have a better record than the Bears, Browns, Redskins, Bills, Dolphins, Jags, Colts, and Saints

Apologize.

Guaranteed party member.

Shoo shoo pedo

No white supremacy propaganda, please.

Why would it? Rodgers is the most heterosexual QB next to Phillip Rivers.

He really really likes women after all.

Who has the best secondary in the NFL? I think Seattle's is better than Carolina's desu

Arizona.

what is your favorite thing about the los angeles rams

Denver*, not Carolina lel

>Best secondaries in the league
>Mentioning Carolina

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Carson Wentz tbqh

same

>Rampajeet
>White

He's a filthy shitskin St. Louis cuck.

Stop it

did you miss my question or did you just choose to ignore it

it's ok if you chose to ignore it

The Rams could have drafted Trevor Davis, Kenny Lawler, and Bryce Treggs. He already got taken by a team in California that wears Blue/Gold, you might as well give him his 3 receivers and make him feel more at home.

Friendly reminder that the Rams drafted >Geoff instead of Carson Wentz

>18-1

O I'm sorry is Goff already a bust? Oh That's right he hasn't even made his first start yet.

Denver's is easily the best. Seahawks are very thin at corner and Thomas/Kam seem to have regressed a bit.

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*** please help ***

I'm really want to get into NFL. I've already looked up how the competition works and I know almost all important rules.

Now my question to you lads: What upcoming games should I watch in order for me to appreciate this sport?

Bosa won't play until like week 5 dude

All of Sunday Football.

Division games tend to be pretty good.

Broncos and Bengals will likely be the game to watch.

>Now my question to you lads: What upcoming games should I watch in order for me to appreciate this sport?
Thursday will be a good example of two teams who are contenders.

The Texans are a young team with Superstars on both sides of the ball with a good young coach.

The Patriots are favorites... playing with their backup QB heavily injured/third string QB - but otherwise with a healthy compliment.

The Texans coaching staff has deep ties with the Pats, and Belicheck seems to respect them. It should be good match, despite being on Thursday which always produces shit games.

thursday texans-patriots stream live on twitter

white is right

Never

why there aren't white RBs? (except Woodhead)

Post 'em

Herpes is incurable.

>Patriots
>Adam Vinatieri
>Carolina/New England
>Green Bay vs. New England
>NFC: Green Bay/AFC: Chargers
>implying I watch college football enough to know anyone not named Leonard Fournette

They all suck tbqh

why are there any white RBs at all?

>tardinals better than Panthers
>AFC parity

Why did you fill it in left to right?

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can the broncos defense pull it off again

If it happened to Cam people would call it a normal tackle

>proving Cam is nothing but a glorified backup

One of the only quarterbacks to beat Nick Saban in back-to-back seasons

there is a 1000% chance Belichick will draft Christain Macaffrey. He loves whiteys.

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Nick Saban sucks, tho.

it was a normal tackle.

The second winningest coach in the NFL is on to something

>tfw Woodhead is out for the season

Yet he drafted a black qb

With Abdullah hurt I hope to see Zach Zenner for the loins

Do the pats even have a high enough draft pick to draft mcaffery

By switching the Vikings.

Lionsbros, this season is starting a lot like how the 91 season started. Injuries everywhere, rebuilding from disaster, no high expectations and then boom, nfc championship

It will be a hell of a ride like it is every year regardless. Not gonna lie tho, Stafford is looking the best he ever has. Cooter is doing a great job.

Is Ezekiel Elliot a bust?

Too far away to tell, but right now he's listed in the 1-2 round range. So it's possible. Unless the pats get caught cheating again and lose their draft pick.

hope the nigga gets fired for failing that tackle

shit's embarrassing

thanks

>2nd round range

There's no fucking way he'll drop that far

CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER

Panthers
Amari Cooper
Panthers/Vikings + Patriots/Steelers
Panthers + Patriots (Janet Jacksonb Owl 2: Electric Boogaloo)
Bengals
We won't get him because we have no need for a receiving TE in Greg "Third Leg" Olsen, but OJ Howard. If we don't pick up a RB in the third or fourth but in a later round, I think TJ Logan would be a great RB pick up. Elijah Hood or Nick Chubb would be great pickups too.

Idk. He's what, like the 3rd best RB right now? Only one RB went in the 1st last year. So it depends.

>What does Pittsburgh and Phillys win loss record look like?
all time head to head

47-28-3 in favor of the Eagles

Kinda surprising, but the Steelers were really shit for their first three decades while the Eagles had a couple good runs in that span.

I think you'd be surprised at how many teams are hurting for a good RB right now

>Failcons
>Von
>Steelers/Pats - Panthers/Cards
>Jags/Falcons
>Jags
>Myles Garrett

>being better than any of those teams except "literally give us 6 guaranteed wins a year" colts
>something to celebrate about

It just occured to me Belichick would never draft a RB anyway when he can just find them in the garbage. I bet Chip Kelly would be interested tho.

Where's the Hall of Fame player?

Lions are racist

Is Barry Sanders a bust?

Ansah and Stafford have potential

Panthers gonna win the NFC South again, whew

>Chargers plan to sign Dexter McCluster to replace Danny Woodhead

So, how is this Dexter fella?

Posted

>yfw Dwayne Washington rushes for 200 yards in Lambeau

nigga fast but can't catch or hold on to the ball.

Yeah, I just remembered he dropped that WIDE OPEN pass.

But, catching abilities can improve, thankfully. Chargers need another speed player; though, you really can't replace Woodhead.

Stafford really showed his growth right there. No o-line? Fuck it, ill just do my own blocking

We can use Zenner is a yard stick, no need to use him as a power back like Abdullah or Washington

Does this man look like Brett Farve?

He looks kinda like him.
youtube.com/watch?v=GVF9KT7EIPo

>wake up
>McCarthy still has a job

>7 receivers
>Adams has had about 4 dragons dropped or called back so far
>Abbrederis has had about a dozen snaps and Montgomery half that

>stagnant, predictable passing game?
>solution = muh commitment to the run for the 100th time :^)

I dont know why I even bother getting up at all
good night

So we already know the Texans are winning the owl but who is the team they beat?

>duh
the funniest part was the turds in tampa bay that thought they were gonna win the south

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But the Dolphins literally are, they injure players more than anyone in the league.

Raider Bros. How do we explain why we still suck even with the plethora of talent we have on both sides of the ball?

Is Rodgers done or is Gabbert starting material?

Get fucked raiderspic

MUH BASED CARR

Sitting in class and just heard some normie say how "everytime the bears have a backup he's better than Cutler in literally every way"
How should i remind him of Pickles?

Same as the last three years

we have no talent on defense

bruce irvin , amerson , mack , and sean smith

that is our defense

offense is top in the league iirc top 5 or 10

but our defense is fucking shit

who is your qb again?

>no one hates the Lions and Browns

Tell him the NFL is more rigged than boxing

A better QB than yours that's for fuck sure

My dude

as an iggles fan it's hard to hate fellow no owl teams

except the cardinals fuck them

Ravens
Watt
Vikes/Cards Broncos/Patriots
Ravens beating the shit out of the Falcons
Chargers and Vikings
Jamal Adams

Shoo shoo Chad nigger

>Herm Edwards has a problem with Cutler leaving the game because he has a responsibility to play hurt, and he quit on the team
>With a sprained thumb
>And team doctors and coaches telling him to stop

Why does anybody listen to this guy?

What'd mah Burds do to yours?

don't call us turds

Which QB will be a better long term pick up for FF, Hoyer or Kessler?

No white cornerbacks either.

To answer your earlier question, my favorite aspect of the Bucs is Winston.

The fuck, man

why

I still think Fitz was the best choice for fantasy this year. You save on QB and invest heavily in weapons. Works every single time.

Why people listen to Cutler is beyond me.

I'm in my 30s, I remember how fucking annoying the Cardinals were when they were in the NFCE

Bruce Arians is a bitch nigga. He was right about Chip Kelly but he still a bitch nigga.

And most importantly 2008 (that might have been before you were a fan, though)

oh

why aren't you posting with your trip?

i like the pirate theme and their history of losing

obviously i like a lot of the current players and staff too

Cornerback is a position which requires you to have confidence beyond confidence, the type of confidence that leads you to becoming literally better than youre normally capable of, only blacks can have that kind of confidence

They prefer to play more skilled positions

>only blacks

So why are most medal of honor winners and special forces members white

>Your team
>The team in your division you hate the least
>The team in your division you want to never win another game
>The best player on your team
>The worst player on your team

Panthers
Bucs
Falcons
Kuechly
Remmers or Delaire

Because confident white people dont play sports, they go shoot sandniggers

In 08, I was a fan of whichever team my cousin was on. I was thrilled when the Cardinal were in the owl, but I was sad the Saints weren't in. Then the next year, the Saints won. A few year later he left the NFL and I focused on my team.

I have no trip, I just like Jameis and was answering your earlier question.

Panthers secondary is shit mate

>Pats
>Bills
>Jets
>Brady
>Marcus Cannon (only counting starters)

>Implying I'm not in a 16 team league with an OP slot meaning QBs are RARE

I'm a die hard brady fan, but if Eddleman is forced to qb and does well it will confirm brady as being a system baby

Can we agree that the only reason why Dak is getting hype is because he's black? Carson Wentz is the only good QB from the draft.

Why is the player behind him so sad?

He's getting hype because he's apart of Jerry World and actually performing well.

Chargers
Broncos
Raiders
Rivers
Probably one of the 3rd stringers I don't know

>Gabbert McCaffrey backfield
White Power

Dak is actually good

>0 TD passes
Yea no.

>Dak is actually good

Jason verrett is a top 5 corner

Feeva island 2bh

He is
Trufant is up there too
Same with Rhodes

>satan confirmed for fucking with cowfags
you poor delusional souls

>Your team
49ers
>The team in your division you hate the least
All belong in the Gas Chambers
>The team in your division you want to never win another game
Tardinals and Seahawks, rams will lose enough on their own
>The best player on your team
Debateably Navorrow Bowman or Joe Staley
>The worst player on your team
Some literal who that doesn't see the field, for the starters its got to be Bathea

Thank you God

>mfw the Giants bury the Skins 42-17

So the Raiders have the best offense since 2002 and the worst defense since 67. It's kinda like the 2006 season where they had a top 5 defense and the worst offense you could ever put to the field.

>Panthers
>AD
>Panthers/Vikings Steelers/Pats
>Panthers and Patriots
>Vikings
>>college

So now that the Giants can win on defense alone, and the Iggles found a QB, how scared is everyone over the NFC Beast's return?

youtube.com/watch?v=mJY2hyFpKcc

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>tfw no NFL tonight

Does your team have a song?
youtube.com/watch?v=g3qC9NKDt0c

When you're going up against the saints and Falcons defenses you really shouldn't think the raiders offense is all that great

Hopefully Karl Joseph plays this week, and Cory James gets more reps at MLB. I think that'll help the Defense a lot.

I want to believe he is, but I've seen him get beat and he gets injured a lot as well. I mean I know the chargers in general get injured a lot, but if he stays fully healthy I do believe he is elite

I just got retweeted by McDonalds lol

>your team
S A I N T S
>favorite player not on your team
Edelman
>prediction for the top two seeds in the NFC and AFC come playoffs
fuq nikka its too early to tell
>your ideal owl matchup
Patriots vs Arizona or New England vs New Orleans
>team that isn't yours that you wouldn't mind seeing in the owl this year
Patriots, Cards, Bills (lol)
>your 2017 draftfu
McCaffrey

I think launching Ken Norton Jr. onto a one way mission to Pluto would also help.

>"Bears/eagles is virtually a toss up. If anything, Chicago has a slight advantage just due to home field"-everyone last week
>Eagles make the bears look absolutely fucking silly in front of their own fans
>"Well of course the eagles won, clearly the bears are garbage. Not impressive at all." -everyone today

>favorite team is saints
>favorite player is a pat
>doesn't want saints in superbowl, wants pats
*sniggers*

>Browns
>Steelers
>Cincinnati
>Joe Thomas
>Tramon Williams

>implying >we will even make the playoffs
shiggy

Man up you twat, and either drink yourself to death on every gameday, or hold out for a couple of seasons until they get 'good' again (unless you're the new Browns, in which case, good luck user).

Switch to the Cubs

Reminder that Bengals players are nigger thugs and Steelers players keep it classy and clean.

youtube.com/watch?v=WP4JfqHDlps

Go home, Giselle.

Football games are always lost and never won.

How nu r u?

Except when they rape you

here we go

how many qbs will the browns start this season?

27

They will forfeit the season after Kesler gets btfo

4

Pryor will save them

>Implying Hogan won't tear it up week 6

>t. ESPN

>when you're a superb owl favorite and people want to bandwagon you

for the love of god don't do it

we will break your heart

1 more than the number of wins

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>Favorite
I don't think anyone outside of Minnesota is going that far

...

>mfw

They have Hogan?

I'd start that nigga, fuck Kesler.

Give me the realistic odds of the Jest making the playoffs.

...

Jets have a tough schedule but I guess they'll be in contention for a WC spot with Bengals and Chiefs

Losing to the bonglels hurt your chances a lot but you still have an outside chance, better than anyone in the AFC South or West

my girlfriend always rubs her fucking vagina on my face when im asleep or trying to sleep and its fucking annying; how do i tell her to fuck off!?

t. Aaron Rodgers

wear this

>current year
>still holding a grudge

probably depends if they can sweep the dolphins and take a game from the pats

35%, Jets aren't winning the division and the two wildcards in the AFC will have a lot of competition

>Chiefs

Ahahahaha haha no

Yes u should

>tfw I'll never be a slightly above average linebacker or safety making the occasional play that makes the highlights but mostly go about my business avoiding any spotlight while getting paid a decent amount for tearing people to the ground and being swole.

what the fuck kind of woman does this

that's fucking disgusting

When your team loses, which do you say:

>we were beat by a better team
>we lost because our team is shittier

They don't look as good as I thought they would but they still have a pretty light schedule and have Justin Houston coming back later in the season + Tamba Hali getting back to full fitness. They'll finish 10-6

So, who is next on the vikings' exploding knees train?

>pls don't be bradford

I know >my Brownies suck.
But at least we don't have Cutler.

Ik right im thinking of dumping her

before you may have remember me from the user who said that the only way my girlfriend would give me a bj is if I gave her a rimjob, and you told me to tell her that bartering isnt cool so i said she should probably suck my dick and not ask for anything in return
so I tried this during sex and she said close my eyes and for some stupid reason I did and the next thing I know she is grabbing my balls with her ass pointed straight to my face
i cant really do anything cause im in pain at this point and she turns and plants her ass on my fucking face and says "better start licking or I will squeeze [your balls])
so I had to give her a fucking rimjob so by the time she let go of my balls i threw her off and stormed out and sent her a text later saying "its over"

But since then i got back together with her but now shes doing this vagina shit with me

only problem is shes a 10/10 so i dont wanna dump her

considering they have 4 elite defensive lines up next its likely Bradford

Refball

Ahahahaha haha >(You)

>gross as fuck human being
>10/10
sure man

next time she wants a rimjob, give her atm and ask her how she likes it.

The latter always

>a fucking leaf

this desu

Garoppolo was present at practice, albeit in a limited role.

I want to believe

Hopefully Kalil

i think hes cause shes kinda batshit schizo 24/7 horny bitch

kinda like the girls who go into porno?

Good job bro you were raped by a woman.

You now have two options. Report it to the authorities and get her arrested but be forever branded as a beta cuck.

Or take the alpha option and beat her to a pulp.

>Browns
>Better than anybody
>ever

dont you have some oil fumes to inhale

I'll let you know when my team loses.

10/10 girls don't go into porno, they go in 6/10 at best and then drop lower because of shitloads of drugs

No I'm sad to say our oil business is taking a bit of a nosedive right now. Hopefully it'll stabilize in the next two or three years.

must be weird to not be 2-0

Even the Browns have won a Championship since '61.

ayyyy

said the guy fucking some disgusting face squatter trying to convince me she's a 10/10

I bet you think crack whores can be 10/10s too

How do you have two 1-1 teams in the top 4, and 4 in the top 9?

>Chargers signed RB Dexter McCluster.

>McCluster was released by the Titans at final cuts. McCluster has become something of a meme, but should actually slide in to Danny Woodhead's role fairly seamlessly. Woodhead is both a better runner and pass catcher, but McCluster does a decent imitation. He played for OC Ken Whisenhunt in Tennessee. Playing with better teammates for a better coaching staff than he did with the Titans, Dex could come into immediate PPR value. The Chargers want to be a two-back offense.

>McCluster has become something of a meme
CHARGERS MEME STATUS
[ ] UNCONFIRMED
[x] CONFIRMED

>it's real

because some teams have had easier opponents than others?

Because on a given Sunday, a good team might take a spoil or a bad team catch some breaks.

and still only wins one championship in a decade, the format of the nfl playoffs are the ultimate parity

We love watching him overreact and freak out about everything because its pretty fucking funny. Especially as a Giants fan, I love drinking his tears.

It's also funny because he knows absolutely nothing about football.

Because power rankings are not standings.

>>your team
Pic related

>>favorite player not on your team
Probably Gronkowski, but fuck his team. And Deangelo, who used to be here but has gone on, fun to see him still doing well.

>>prediction for the top two seeds in the NFC and AFC come playoffs

Carolina and Arizona, Denver and probably New England.

>>your ideal owl matchup

Carolina/New England return to Dallas for revengeb owl. Or Carolina/Cincinnati for Catb Pwl.
>>team that isn't yours that you wouldn't mind seeing in the owl this year
>>your 2017 draftfu

Patriots
Von Miller
Cardinals/Patriots
Patriots - Packers
Packers
I think >we're banned

>>prediction for the top two seeds in the NFC and AFC come playoffs
>Carolina and Arizona, Denver and probably New England.
Those were last year's top seeds and the likelihood of the same four teams being the top seeds are as astronomical as the Browns winning the owl

What's the current news on Jimmy G lads. I need to know if I should bet.

What's the official team power rankings this week?

not good

They'll be updated next thread so shitpost more

He's listed as limited but was not available for the media and the newest reports are claiming that the Patriots are hopeful about him playing.

It might be just Bill fucking with Houston and trying to make them prepare for both possibilities though.

I'm sorry, I dodn';t know you wanted me to pick something other than what seems to me to be most likely.

Someday you, too, will have the balls to pick the astronomically unlikely.

>watch me report all 53 players as questionable

stafford has 0% chance of being a hall of famer

Damn

>great receiving core in Coleman, Pryor, and Gordon
>no qb to throw to them

We will finally get it right this year. We're taking our franchise quarterback number 1 overall come draft day.

>come to /nfl/
>bunch of tripcucks trying to get Cred Forums famous like Lexplorer or some shit
>same old faggot fanbases and gimmicks
>completely neutral shit like Vikings trading for Bradford gets blown up like the Vikings are moving to Armenia
>occasional lame webm
>ranking teams and players in complete disarray to stir up conversation and get some (You)s
>faggot asks ">your team >what'd you eat for breakfast >favorite rival player" retard shit
>more tripcucks posting as if Cred Forums gives a shit who they are
>"is Luck a le bust? He hasn't won a Superbowl yet"

Worst threads on Cred Forums, without question

who confirmed 5-0 here?

>Dedskins
>APless Vikings
>le on par with Blaine Gabbert man

Who /Watson/ here?

>the likelihood of the same four teams being the top seeds are as astronomical as the Browns winning the owl

No, because it has happened (in 1971 and 1970. maybe more but I stopped looking)

If I wanted the worst thread on Cred Forums I'd start by posting your achievements in life in cronological order.

>when the league was 12 teams and no salary cap

If you draft Watson I will personally drive to Cleveland and kill myself right in front of the stadium. I do not want my hometown hero to be ruined like that.

to be fair the AFC side has literally been the same for the last 4 years.

wp

desu I can't decide if I like Kizer or Watson more.

I was high on Watson, but Kizer has that AFC North build to him. And I feel like Watson could possibly pull a Jamarcus Russell and shit the bed, but that's just me thinking the worst possibilities desu.

>Broncos
>Watt
> Panthers/Eagles and Broncos/Patriots
> Broncos/Eagles
> Packers or Cards

He's going to save us

Watson throws the best fade in college and with the WR corp we have he's a perfect fit. Things could change by drat time but he's pretty far and away the best QB right now

>getting manhandled by the chargers and Texans
>Good team

Fucking LELMAO

>not waiting till rounds 2-4 to draft your QB

desu whoever the Browns pick in round 1 is a bust

>watson throwing dragons to Pryor, Gordon, Coleman, and Barnidge

muh dick

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Broncos
Chargers
Chiefs
Von/CHJR
Hilman, I hate this nigga so much.

Hillman is already gone dumbo

...

Vikings
Burrs
Packers obv
Harrison Smith
idk probably Matt Kalil

Holy fuck Im retarded, how did I miss this? In that case, Webster.

>Your team
Carolina

>The team in your division you hate the least

TB, I guess. For most of our time together, they've been like the St; Agnes School for Girls Football Club, it would feel mean to hate them.

>The team in your division you want to never win another game

Atlanta gets the edge over NO, just because of all the times the owned my guys when Vick was down there. That was annoying as fuck. That said, I have had better times sitting next to bro Atlanta fans at a game than dick NO fans.

>The best player on your team
Luke Newton.

>The worst player on your team
Maybe Guanno, but if I get over opening week maybe I'll pick somebody else.

>Cowboys 3-13

That predictor is spot on, it's amazing how far AI technology has progressed

Falcons
Bucs
Saints
Julio
Like sorting through shit, hard to pick the worst one

I'm from the future

AFC:
>#1 seed: Patriots
>#2 seed: Steelers
>Wildcard: Bengals/Jets, Texans/Raiders

NFC:
>#1 seed: Panthers
>#2 seed: Cardinals
>Wildcard: Giants/Packers, Saints/Seahawks

>Chargers 3-3 Div
The thought of winning at home in those Royal Blue uniforms makes me moist af

I'll say this, though -- I have had higher highs when my guys win, and lower lows when your guys beat them, than with any other team. I'd fight anybody that tried to re-draw the divisions with Atlanta and Carolina separated.

>Dennard
He wasn't great but I miss him. Might've been doing better than Coleman at least.
>throwback to the 2013 season

so in this future teams change divisions?
>Bengals/Jets

And maybe a fresher pasta

Chargers could legit sweep the division desu

>Chargers could legit sweep the division desu

I can't see that happening, they'll win the home game against Oakland probably, but there's just enough thorns in the schedule plus the degradation of the team over time to keep them at 9-7 best case scenario, 7-9/8-8 likely, and 4-12 at worst

Broncos ain't shit
Raiders ain't shit
Chiefs ain't shit

It's a sweep baybee

They already fucked up the sweep

Hey guys, ice cream man is here, who wants a bomb pop, I'm buying!

New Thread

Brady is better looking than his wife
>tbqhwyf
If I were playing a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill and Brady, Gisele, and someone else, lets say Hillary Clinton (because I don't fucking know), were the options, I'd:
>Kill Hillary
>Marry Gisele (because money)
>Fuck Brady

Throw Gould on that list too. Though he was pretty bad last season

Since they already lost to KC that's not possible

That slap on the ass at the end always gets me

sleep tight memey

>Eagles
>Tom Brady
>Cardinals and Patriots
>Eagles and Steelers
>Saints
>IDK about 2017, but 2018 is Christian McCaffrey