how do you fix if you are a new MANUTD managaer?
without dropping Rooney
how do you fix if you are a new MANUTD managaer?
without dropping Rooney
4-4-2 with a Rooney-Ibra striker partnership
get relegated
drop rooney
Set fire to old trafford, let something new arise from the ashes.
move pooney to rb
>dropping Rooney
Impossible.
Move Rooney to the bench
pay fellaini a million to break pooney's knee in training
Break the bank for Griezmann and Hamez because we Galacticos now
Sign Fabinho
---------------De Gea
Fabinho-Bailly-Smalling->Shaw
-------------Schneiderlin
-----------Rooney-Dabbing Sissoko
Hamez---------------------------Griezmann
----------------Ibrahimovic
Griezmann and Hamez both have license to drift inside if their fullback goes forward to support the attack, Schneiderlin to cover (would have preferred a better DM but nobody else is available).
poonited fans are ridiculous
>how do you fix
>without dropping Rooney
impossible
--------------------De Gay
----Valencia-Bailly-Smalling-Shaw
------Mata-Schneiderlin-Pogba
------Mkhitaryan-Zlatan-Martial
wtf did i just read
>How do you fix a shit-filled WC without cleaning the shit?
(You)
send a kgb agent to his house and have wayne commit suicide by eating a cyanide pill, shooting himself in the head 3 times, injecting himself with anthrax, lock himself up inside a duffel bag inside a suitcase in his bathroom and lock the bathroom door from the outside
Play Rooney on the left wing where his work rate is worth something and he doesn't slow the game down too much.
Sell Pogba
Force the following players to come for one year in exchange for huge salaries (doesn't matter if they already retired)
-------------------Valdés
----Alves - Pepe - Vidic - Evra
-------- Pirlo - Sneijder - Touré
------Eto'o - Ibrahimovic - Van Persie
>without dropping Rooney
Get Jones to injure him in training
>the dilapidated XI
fuck, pepe toure and etoo suit united so well. perfect mix of ego and meme
need balotelli there too
Kek
>we /Retirement FC/ nao
drop old lump zlatan - his goals so far are not relevant seeing as the system is wrong. rashford should be starting every game. not dropping rooney is nightmare mode - carrick needs to be playing, or they need to sign someone like him in december. playing both carrick and rooney will end in even more tears. pogba will be shit with rooney still thinking he can be the main man either in midfield or up front.
drop rppney for a few games - not even on the bench - until he gets the message. mou needs to mou-ify united, but if he starts parking the bus and doesn't get the results then the fans will turn on him quickly.
it's a perfect storm of le special one trying to stay for more than 3 years, a club legend and highest earner, and world's most expensive player. rooney has to lose.
Stick Rooney on the left-wing where he can't lose possession too much. Play Pogba ahead of Schneiderlin and Herrera in a CM diamond. Schneiderlin and Herrera aren't great, granted, but they seem to have more positional awareness than Pogba and Fellaini.
Selling everyone aside from rashford, depay, martial, de gea and rooney.
then start again from scratch with youth and Gibbs as coach
>depay
>gibbs
Push Rooney so hard in training inducing a heart attack.
bonjour, je m'apelle poogba, je suis un poo poo
If I had to work with the current players
I didn't drop Rooney, I was looking away a second and he slipped
I know you said without dropping Rooney, but he fucking needs to go.
Here's my attempt. I'd play a narrower midfield, with onus on the fullbacks to provide width. I want my two CMs to be positionally disciplined and play simple football. As I recall, Pogba played best to the left of Vidal at Juventus and Mkhitaryan played best to the right of Kagawa at Dortmund, so I'd put Mata in the AMC role for them to play off of here at United. If I absolutely must play Rooney, I think he'd do less harm on one of the wings. I think all of his assists this season have come from the wings anyway.
diamond midfield
marshall - ibrahim
poogba
rppney - fella
schn
shaw - jones
blind - mike
>de gay
in possession move shaw up and keep jones in a back 3
>175 million for a bench player
underrated post
a midfield with fellaini and rooney at the same time is doomed to fail, they both give the ball away so cheaply
pogba would have to focus on helping to get it back, martial and ibra would never see it
No, buy Griezmann, Mahrez and Verratti. Griezmann can play the De Bruyne role. We need a new ball playing CB as well but i'm not sure who.
DDG
Valencia Bailly New Shaw
Verratti
Griezmann Pogba
Mahrez Rashford Martial
>spend astronomical amounts to stop being shit
>our year before a ball is kicked
>be shit
>spend more
achmed pls
disband the club because they will never be on city's level
Sell the club to city, it's truly their city now
>now
rooney as a poacher
Cut or sell Rooney immediately.
And niggerness
>make rppney my assistant coach
>make Felelini the official water boy
>proceed to win EL and PL
>put rooney on left wing
>proceed to hoof ball to right wing
>???
>profit
> Not playing the ex Bayern Munich superstar holding/central midfielder
Schweinsteiger & Schneiderlin & Pogba
Schweinsteiger & Pogba & Herrera
Schweinsteiger & Mata & Pogba
Basically Schweinsteiger.
De gea
Fabinho bailly van dijk shaw
Schneiderlin veratti
Mickky Pogba martial
Aubameyang
Chuck 400k wages and £100m at each transfer, United cam afford it
play 442 so pogba can roam freely while 3 other midfielders do midfield stuff he is unable to do. Not sure who would be the foward 2