This does not fookin slip

>WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE
>WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE
>AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BELIEVE US
>AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BELIEVE US
>AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BELIEVE US
>WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE

Here have some more

liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

Pic related the man himself

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lol it's funny because then he slipped

>esto no resbala

>se ei lipeä

Remember his last game against his big rivals United?

youtube.com/watch?v=9pCoxRnPka0

such heart xD

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>hwn slip nid yw ffycin

>be Liverpool fan
>turn up late to a FA Cup match
>be drunk
>be violent
>start CRUSHING people OUTSIDE the stadium
>start stealing and getting into fights
>THOUSANDS OF US vs a couple of dozen of grunt officers
>Match Commander "Shit, we can't control all these young, drunk, violent people who are crushing people between the official entries and the thousands of them behind, if only they had turned up ON FUCKING TIME..."
>"I know, let's let them in the back exit, they get in, nobody is crushed, the thefts drop and we don't have a riot asking for the LATE LIVERPOOL FANS, THE VERY SAME FANS WHO STABBED PEOPLE TO DEATH IN BELGIUM TO ENTER ORDERLY IN THE CORRECT ENTRANCE"
>[Le open door]
>"OK LA LETS GO GO IN AND GO INTO THE SMALLEST MOST CRAMPED AREAS OF THE STADIUM :^) WE WON'T GET CRUSHED LIKE WE WERE OUTSIDE! :^)"
>"OH NO LA! WE'RE BEING CRUSHED! FUCK THE POLICE REEE WE'RE THE VICTIMS! NO WE DIDN'T GET ALL OF UK BANNED FORM EUROPE! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YNWA!!!"

The stadium was illegally open ANYWAY. Blaming the police for these deaths is the same as blaming the toll keeper on a bridge that the bridge collapses when it's covered bumper to bumper with cars.

Fuck you, Livercunt fans. Always the fucking victims

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster.

You caused this yet you have the balls to claim you're the victims. 96 wasn't enough.

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YOU NEARLY WON THE LEAGUE

[spoiler]he slipped[/spoiler]

check my fence digits

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>uhm... you don't get to fucking slip

great thread

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>this turnstile does not fookin turn

My kind of thread.

I hope the Americans keep it alive through to tomorrow so I can shitpost some more ITT.

>Don't worry la, we will stomp Crystal Palace la

Kek, everytime

Have another bump to help last through the night

bump for prospect of britbong keks

t. Alessandro Ravioli

>DIES NICHT VERRUTSCHT

>HE FOOKIN SLIPPED
>ME WHEN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEN HE PROCEEDS TO SLIP!!

SLIPPY G? AMIRITE >NEVERPOOL

>post yfw you got the same amount of PL medals as Gerrard

MEMES!!! So fun!!!!

Pathetic bunch you are. It's been 2 years get over it, cause he has. He lives lavishly now while you've been here for the past 24 months posting the same thing over and over again thinking it gives you something to feel good about when it just makes you look pathetic

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96 were not enough

So close

>this does not fookin slip

>this does not fookin slip

in hindsight
what did he mean by this?

>slippy stampy G
KEK
E
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WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>"waaaaaa my team is shit, haha at least it's not liverpool SHIT XD"
fucking manure customers i swear
>buyed pogba for 892390572957298 gorillian
makes brendan rodgers look like pep

>das schlüpft jetzt nicht

96 get

ABLism is a mental disorder

haha fucking shit cunt scousers

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>WE GO AGAIN

hey buddy you sound like you fookin slipped, it's alright shit happens

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based ameriguns bumping the thread while yurop is asleep

>ESTO NO SE RESBALA, CABRONES. ESCUCHAME, ESTO NO SE RESBALA. VAMOS OTRA VEZ!

CHOKE ON CHOKE ON
WITH BLOOD IN YOUR LUNGS
AAAAAAND YOU'LL NEVER WALK AAAAAAGAIN
YOU'LL NEVER WALK AAAAAAAGAIN

>but Stevie, it slipped

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

>he literally fucking slipped after he said, all teary eyed in front of his home fans that, "this" does not slip now

youtube.com/watch?v=LX7-gmaSkvE

HE FUCKED IT UP HE FUCKED IT UP HE FUCKED IT

Does this slip?

It does.

No way.

>tfw you want to make a slippy g thread but there's already one up

perfect

i still to this day can't believe it's actually real.
memes have gone too far.

lads can someone explain to me why he said this does not fuckin slip, yet he slipped anyway?

what did he mean by this?

The slip is one of my favourite moments in all of sports

>post yfw the slip was prophesied

youtube.com/watch?v=yahpQYLwAQ8

Are there any archived threads of Cred Forums reacting to this?

Any screencaps?

t. Jim 'Jimmy' Jims

Thread 1: archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/46919367
Thread 2: archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/46923275

Both were stickies.

what i think is funniest about it is that he said this does not fookin slip using slip in the metaphorical sense and applying to liverpool's title hopes but then he physically slipped in the literal sense and fell over and liverpool's title hopes slipped away forever.
to summarise, it did slip, which is the very thing he said would not happen. aha.

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>this doesn't fucking slip

>slips

have this masterpiece too youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk

>HERE'S GAYLE
>IT'S 3-3
>ASTONISHING
>CAN THIS SEASON PROVIDE ANY MORE THRILLS AND SPILLS?
>ITS ALL GONE WRONG
>THE TITLE IS DISAPPEARING
>3 GOALS IN 9 MINUTES
>FROM SELHURST PARK TO EASTLANDS
>FOOTBALL FANS OF CRYSTAL PALACE AND MANCHESTER CITY ARE CELEBRATING.
>CHELSEA TOO
>A GOAL OF HUGE IMPORTANCE FROM SUPER SUB DWIGHT GAYLE
>AND THE GALE HAS BLOWN AWAY LIVERPOOL'S HOPES

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/47202288/
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/47203441/

what's even more funny is that he scored 5 goals the entire season and then just decides to get 2 past liverpool in the final 10 minutes

and that innocent celebration of his on the second goal, always cracks me up, absolute fucking legend

oh and he is coming back for you next season, scousers!

hahahahahahaha I'm so funny and edgy lol 96 dead people is funny because I'm emotionally dead inside and such a waste of space that I can't fathom that human klife has any value.

It's shit like this that puts mee off coming here

hahahaha

ahahahahaha

ahahah

haha

ha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

just a drop of banter you buttmad scouser

Honestly the mods should just ban everyone in this thread excluding me and the quality of this board would skyrocket.

>mfw the better we play the more of these threads show up
based fucking liverpool, keep the butthurt coming boys

>we

I'm so tired of jokes about Hillsborough. There were serious victims to that tragedy. You know, the South Yorkshire police, who did nothing wrong, but got blamed because it's never Liverpool fans' fault.

Tbh I started making these threads at the start of the season not because I hate liverpool but because its funny

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Saved to my American banter folder

lmao liverpool

yea and holocaust jokes are totally fine right?

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kek
Tbf nobody here actually believes that even happened

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>manure shareholders are EXPOSED
>beaten by liverpool on every level but physical
>they can only hold age old blunders against us

Better be careful. This is not good PR for the ManU Corporation

i think it's hilarious and all but poor slippy G tho

he probably still has trouble sleeping

JUST

should have slipped to chelsea when he had the chance

lol

under rated posterino

>mfw I still remember he fucking slipped

Hohohoho hahahahahaha hehehehehe

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96 no era suficiente

>

96 and Liverpoll will get relegated in 5 years

SEEEEEE

MMMYYYY

FENCE

>71386961
>961
>96

>make gerrard threads
>make hillsborough threads
>make slip threads

>"I-i'm n-not obsessed, I s-swear!!!

t. Jimbo Jim 'Jimmy Jimbob' Jims

But it did. It fucking slipped.

t. Jimith 'Jimbo"Jimmy Jimbob"'Jims

case in point, and you've angrily replied to my shit a couple of times so I'll just do it on purpose now

>post anime
>I'm not a virgin I swear!!

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>This

Realistically, does it fucking slip?

you could say that it quite literally slipped yes

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>This does not fookin slip

Can you lads please clarify? Does it or does it not fucking slip?

It does. It does slip.

a classic

I got 99 problems but minus the last two digits of your post I have

>1 7

>17

>1-7

>"W-why so obssesed with us?"

The copypasta was right senpai. Scousers are sad, sad creatures.

>1-7

I don't think this will ever stop being funny lads

It's too perfect

I'm so glad I witnessed it with my best mate Cred Forums

I might be a loser that shitposts all day but that syrupnig has been triggered by at least 5 of my threads so far

lel

hehe

nothin personnel

thanks for the (you)s

>mfw I have the same amount of league titles as Slippy G

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la'

I hope, again, that American anons keep this thread alive through the night so I can, again, shitpost in it some more tomorrow.

>mods deleted the dutch slip thread

uh-huh

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I'll try my hardest Britfriend

>Slipperfool FC

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Don't care who wins the league as long as it isn't Liverpool

Good lad.

checkem

LIVERSLIP BTFO

based

wait wait wait

so you're telling me

Steven gerrard, the prodigal son of Liverpool football club said "this does not fucking slip" in reference to liverpools title challenge, only to literally slip away the league shortly thereafter ?

This is the best thread currently on Cred Forums

>liverpool will never win the pl in your lifetime

THAT'S RIGHT LMAOOOO

say my name

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severely underrated post

thanks, romaniabro!

THIS

DOES

poop

DUBS

>this does not fookin slip

>ISSO NÃO DESLIZA AGORA, CARALHO. ESCUTEM, ISSO NÃO DESLIZA AGORA. VAMO DE NOVO

>DAS RUTSCHT VERFICKT NOCHMAL NICHT

Poor Gerald

All you idiots giving Gerrard stick. Most of you are like 15 or some foreign glory hunter who only just started watching the game a couple years ago. You only seen Gerrard the last few years when age caught up with him. Even then he managed to adapt to a new position and become one of the best in his position in the world. Even now at near 35 he could walk in to any team in the world. But let me tell you, between, say, 2003-2010 Gerrard was arguably the best midfielder, and maybe best all round player in the world. He was immense. The most complete player, an absolute Powerhouse.

The disrespect and all the jokes about Gerrard since the slip by opposition fans is just wrong and you should be ashamed. If you want an idea of the legend and Genius that was / is Stevie G then search Gerrard Best Goals Ever on YouTube and then fucking hang your heads in shame. The only midfielder who comes close to Gerrard the last 20 years is Zinedine Zidane. Not Paul Scholes, not Lampard, not Pirlo. They are all great players in their own right but not compare to Stevie.

Truth is, Gerrard has given me some of the best moments, not just in football, but in life (Istanbul, Olympiakos, West Ham). Rival fans quite simply are jealous that they never had Gerrard or a player like him in their own team. Anyway, that's enough from me I am off to get my daily fix / high of Gerrard Best Goals Ever.

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Steed Gerald Gerald
He slipper day fork in arse
He pissed it to Dericks Bar
Steed Gerald Gerald

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How many of these faces exist

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
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>this does not fookin slip

What did he mean by this?

Tell me again spee, does it slip?

lel

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people

Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah

Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

manchester city #1 fans whole world

this thread is why they say ABL is a mental illness

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*slips*

>this does not fookin slip

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people

Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah

Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

Oh wow i thought "this does not fookin slip" didn't get caught by any camera.
And he actually repeats it multiple times
This is some next level shit

Liverpool's memes are the best memes.Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't.

>17
its time for a new thread

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>and then he fookin stamped

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people

Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah

Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

IT DOES
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D
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good thread

dobre vlakno

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slippy dippy doo!

You're a slippery guy

For Pool

Best thread on spuh tBh

This is the American equivalent if anyone is curious

not nearly as big a thing but as far as someone being caught saying something on camera and then being btfo

youtube.com/watch?v=JzpowxGfVFE

>he said this does not fucking slip now
>then he literally slipped 2 weeks later

good quads

I am retarded, explain the meme

>city still won
heh

he h

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you really let that slip la

Fail

I am a huge die hard liverpool fan. However I want to thank everyone in this thread for keeping up the supreme levels of banter. This shit keeps me going at university.

this is what the died for :^)