/bundes/liga

is this /bundes/ ?

>Guerreiro in midfield again
based

goodbye

Wolfsburg: Casteels - Vieirinha, Bruma, Wolscheid, Rodriguez - Arnold, Gerhardt - Kuba, Draxler, Henrique - Gomez

is Pulisic a Stammspieler now or will Schürrle come back to replace him?

Ingolstadt: Nyland - Levels, Matip, Tisserand, Suttner - Groß, Roger - Hinterseer, Hartmann, Leckie - Lezcano

Frankfurt: Hradecky - Chandler, Abraham, Vallejo, Oczipka - Mascarell, Huszti - Seferovic, Fabian, Rebic - Meier

Good question. I think with all the rotating Taktik-Tuchel does, there are no real stammspieler atm.

>Tisserand
Gets me every time

Easy HSV win today, and a cheeky it's coming home lads.

>easy win
>HSV
ahh yes, sure.

You make far too many errant presumptions Nigel. Britain "won" the war? Really? ROFL. Lost her colonial Empire the source of her previously parasitic sourced wealth, still has a record debt bigger than that of Germany, Greece, Spain and Portugal combined that she can barely meet the payments for even though both war loans are paid off thus is owned by the Zionist oligarch banksters, has been colonized from without into a multi-cultural dystopian mish-mash in just 70 years, her contemporary claim to fame is reality TV like Breadline Britain, Underage & Pregnant, and Brits on 'Benefits', can't afford a single proper aircraft carrier as fleet flagship, Trident spending is a mass fail, can't crew a pathetic just four Vanguard submarines because Gen Millenials like you won't join the Navy submarine service if they can't access social media under waterl.... ROFL. If that equates to being a "winner", well done 'Winnie' the bellicose buffoon! O.o ps. Methinks someone took the Great out of Britain when said "nobody" was distracted by self delusion.

Based Langerak

explain

>Herzlich Willkommen, Bruno Labia
lamo

*holds your shares*

>pulisic went to a Justin Bieber concert on his 18th birthday
DROPPED

knutschis, where are you???

Tisse means pee and rand is usually used for a dessert made of gelee, so like a pee dessert.

Also Tissemand means peeman and is a childish name for a penis.

*tisses*

ALLOFFS ON SUICIDE WATCH !

the crybabby is depressed af because VW reduced the limit of theyre credit card.
KEKEKEKEK

@NFFC #NFFC v Arsenal: Stojkovic, Pereira, Mancienne, Mills, Lichaj, Dumitru-Cardoso, Cohen (c), Lansbury, Kasami, Osborn, Bendtner

There we have it

hahahaha

Anyone got a good bvb stream? : (

don't spoonfeed the matchday tourist

He can rotate all he wants la, but sokratis is just indispensable

*clap*
*clap clap*

*dap*

stream4k.net

ugh

Can you see who it is

david warner

Mybe the next thread should be a straight up Wolfsburg-Dortmund matchthread with no mention of bundes, including in the filename

maybe you should just fuck off and stop ruining these threads with your offtopic bullshit

when will marco be back?

W H E N
H
E
N

Is VJ guy here?

dunno

nicklas bendtner?

Yes

no offense but i think dortmund are better off without marco "hasn't won a single trophy" reus

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>come home from 10km walk
>the official /bundes/ team (BVB) is playing
>take cold beer from fridge and drinking it now

Perfect evening

whats youre comfy-snack?
buletten here

Dortmund have confirmed Wolf is leaving.

Tea

ketwurst

>he doesnt rate the supercup

B A M M
A
M
M

GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO GUERREIRO

>dat Bartra pass
>dat Guerreiro finishing
>both players together cost 20m
noice

how much will buyern pay for guerreiro?
50m again?

>Sanches

ahhh yes haha, the """super""" """cup""". right

what a player

GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO GUERRERO

sptw

who is this trouser mauser

>mfw no more ausstiegsklausel

Burki

nu

warm tea here, pretty comfy

Fuck off, you ain't no bundes Cred Forumsartan if you don't know VeeJay, official Dortmund match qt.

>dortmund
>qt
very good joke user

>Bartra out

>be me 2013
>working for vw
>dfb-pokal
>last 16
>vw-audi
>get tickets for free
>only 8000 visitors in the stadium
>2000 from ingolstadt
KEK

>10km walk
How fat are you?

what did you know about the """abgas""" """skandal"""" yourself before it was leaked?

85kg at 195cm height

EchteLiebe

Pulisic looks comfortable now that he's had a run of games

Sounds healthy, don't know what kg means though

I worked for VW as well during semester holidays and nobody knew about the scandal..

unironically it was an "open secret". they even told us at university about that. how the bosch motorsteuergeräte detect the cycle and cut off different settings.
everybody in the industry knew as its absolute standard. not even joking.
the whole "scandal" is 100% politics.

KiloGauss

Thanks Obama!

let's make this double digits

THANKS OBAMA

OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA

you're a big guy

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Let's try this

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>Golfsburg

yeah i thought so

Should we /migrate/?

HOW

could they lose against fucking brause?

FUGG
its a shame.
lost against brause
lost against sap
FUCK

>almost three
tet

because the RedBull was the only good team they played so far

vw-rechtsabteilung, please...

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this thread is good to go for another hour.

Kek

Wow /bundes/ ist ja mal richtig tot

>Schmelzer

yfw he will never score in his career again

Yeah, since 2013. Big news.

alle migriert

>no pen

>a yellow for attacker

>grizzlebee's

nope.. that logo is shit

>Gerhardt

game has been quite good so far

kicker.de/news/fussball/2bundesliga/startseite/660705/artikel_perfekt-wolf-nimmt-auf-der-vfb-bank-platz.html

WHO CAN FUCKING STOP US?

you keep spamming that link but no one will click it m8

Bobby pls

Heloo I'm back.

youtube.com/watch?v=bF4TmtNwM_4#t=25

>nicht derdurchdiescheibeboxxer

dizz da by kc rebell is quite the song. and guerreiro is the GOAT

BLOOTA

this

>wolves burg

HAHAHAHSV

That was the most disgusting game i have seen in the past 2 or so years.

Of course it had to be a Dortmund game. It just had to.
God i hate this sport.

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what actually did upset you?
I think it was a pretty entertaining match. Opponent of dortmund actually trying to fight back, still get rekt.

that dortmund scored an irregular goal when the opponent was about to equalize

and that this happens on a regular basis

longlife Wolfsburg fan huh?

>get rekt

Wolfsburg was far superior in every single aspect

lifelong neutral observer

except in being able to score and having a functional defense, amirite?