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>tfw no MiLB gf

yankees suck

Anyone else loves listening to baseball on radio? I actually prefer baseball on radio to TV.

Yes, but I sneak atleast that cheeky pitch indicator
Usually stream though

>tfw dindu roberts still has time to lose the division

radio guys are objectively better broadcasters because they have to be, but i like watching the game more for obvious reasons

youtube.com/watch?v=vT09w_h2ntk

Any oldfags remember?

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who /not going quietly into the night here/

Yeah only thing I miss on radio is pitch type/location/speed. Most radio guys don't mention those specifics.

I would use At Bat to see the Pitch type/speed etc, but the At Bat audio feed is like 1 minute behind the live pitch-by-pitch updates. Any way around that?

Can't you pause and delay audio on At Bat? I can at tunein

>tfw almost time for no more comfy Vin on the radio

Even if I could delay the audio, my problem is the opposite. I need to delay the pitch-by-pitch feed, as the audio is behind.

>tfw no Vin

Jim's must watch games of the night

Astros-A's (trust me on this)
Rags-Angels
Doyers-Jints

Indians to be honest with you my friend.

Windians desu.

>thread already died

sorry i'm at work and can't post

no baseball for 6 hours

But this board is safe for work.
If you get fired, show him the board is blue.

as long as no one posts any sexual images or other nsfw content i am fine

How will he meme his way into a Justin Verlander 8 IP/1 ER Wild Card game win?

Royals

royals suck lmao

Haha touche friend

Who /no future/ here?

Doyers for the pissants sweep

at least our ace isn't a pussy like bumgarner and can throw 120 pitches whenever

>he'll never even go to the playoffs let alone win 3 world series

fug

The damage control last night from channel 4 was actually better than Bumshit's "performance".

Smfh what is she even saying?

>posting other people's quotes as if you're saying something intelligent

worst meme ever (durr really makes you think amirite)

fucking kill yourselves you inarticulate fucking losers

just get over the loss already pussy

We have 1 what are u talking about? What team are u watching?

>"whaaaaa stop making fun of my team! Whaaaaaaaa! "

Are you underage or just a pussy at this age? How do you deal with everyday life if you can't even take some Internet sports joke?

A FUCKING LEAF

wut are you even on about, I don't even care about the jints or doyers

it's just pretty pathetic when some sperg takes the time to screenshot and post inane comments on a Cantonese noodle comparison forum

this is what your life has become

You seem like the type of "person" to report posts just because they differ from your "opinion"

It's banter. Deal with it and move on sissy.

>Cantonese noodle comparison forum
You're a crybaby and this meme hasn't been funny in over a year. You're just not good at life my dude.

>it's just pretty pathetic when some sperg takes the time to screenshot and post inane comments on a Cantonese noodle comparison forum
Isn't this what you do when pissboi gets in between those sensitive nerves of yours? Post screencaps of his dumb shit? Get over it. There's a game today and tomorrow.

Who is this? Post more or you're not a real doyers fan

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>this many americucks triggered by a fucking leaf

k

Yankees: 27 World Series championships; 40 pennants
Cardinals: 11 World Series championships; 23 pennants
Athletics: 9 World Series championships; 15 pennants
Giants: 8 World Series championships; 23 pennants
Red Sox: 8 World Series championships; 13 pennants
Dodgers: 6 World Series championships; 22 pennants
Reds: 5 World Series championships; 10 pennants
Pirates: 5 World Series championships; 9 pennants
Tigers: 4 World Series championships; 11 pennants
Braves: 3 World Series championships; 17 pennants
Orioles: 3 World Series championships; 7 pennants
White Sox: 3 World Series championships; 6 pennants
Twins: 3 World Series championships; 6 pennants
Cubs: 2 World Series championships; 16 pennants
Phillies: 2 World Series championships; 7 pennants
Mets: 2 World Series championships; 5 pennants
Indians: 2 World Series championships; 5 pennants
Royals: 2 World Series championships; 4 pennants
Marlins: 2 World Series championships; 2 pennants
Blue Jays: 2 World Series championships; 2 pennants
Diamondbacks: 1 World Series championship, 1 pennant
Angels: 1 World Series championship; 1 pennant
Rangers: 0 World Series championships; 2 pennants
Padres: 0 World Series championships; 2 pennants
Rays: 0 World Series championships; 1 pennant
Rockies: 0 World Series championships; 1 pennant
Brewers; 0 World Series championships; 1 pennant
Astros: 0 World Series championships; 1 pennant
Mariners: 0 World Series championships; 0 pennants
Nationals: 0 World Series championships; 0 pennants

Discuss

It isn't banter though, it's literally just posting a conversation for no reason

>Yankees dominance

>Nationals: 0 World Series championships; 0 pennants

How can a team that's so hyped and confident every year be so utterly incompetent?

Check ur b/r stream.

Funny, funny, shit from a SF homer fantasizing about the Giants winning a game 163 against the Dodgers and beating the Cardinals and Mets in a WC and eventually wining the WS because it's an even year. A legitimate argument from a professional sportswriter is that it's an even year. Wowzers.


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>Bumgarner literally out pitches Kershaw yesterday
>this can't happen

...k

>Every year
You mean since 2012

And they were screwed in 2012 and idiot Matt Williams screwed them in 2014

There are at least 4 illegitimate championships* within those first 6 teams.

What did pissboi mean by this?

How?

What is it then?

How so?

They were hyped as soon as they came into existence mate

I remember all my friends hopped onto the Nats bandwagon as a kid, even though I live in new york. They're constantly underperforming expectations.

>98.6% chance that the Giants will not win the west
>but they will win the west because it's an even year
Can't make this up

Hyped in 2005-2011?

Fuck off with that nonsense. Zero people picked then to win the division in 2012

They especially had literally who until Soriano joined them

>predicting unlikely scenarios

Obviously they don't have a 98% chance of not making it if they're in that scenario huh retard?

Madison Bumshit getting roasted his bigotry and racism on MLB NOW.

3 day suspension or this game really has not values or respect for equality.

there is literally nothing wrong with peeing on a girl

>tfw Vince Cully is retiring soon

I don't think I'll be able to watch the Dodgers again after this season.

literally who

Hello, Chris Kluwe

>a fucking leaf
>pretending to like baseball

*scully
fucking degenerate

Reminder that Oakland needs to give up tonight for the good of baseball. It's only fair.

t. lifelong jays fan

Lastros are hot garbage la. My mariners are taking that final spot.

>watching sportsnation
>discussing puig/madison
>"this comes down to a white man not liking the style of play of a black man. Its a race thing"

Fucking kill me.

lol what the fuck. madbum is just a maniac

Literally inescapable

The fucking race obsession in this country is insane

To be fair, though, if Madison Bumgarner were brown he'd be a "hotheaded thug"
I mean it is what it is

MLB Now said something similar about the different cultures. I really don't think it's that. Bumgarner just really hates Puig. Also, Bum got into it with Wil Myers earlier in the season

>he just really hates Puig

You know he's had problems with tons of different bat flipping spics right? That's what started it all with Puig

>black man
Looks like we found out who the real racists are

>watching sportsnation

Alright, let's make a deal. We win WC #2 this year, and y'all can have it next year when the >rags fall apart and give the Astros the top spot in the West. Sound good?

>watching Skip's new show
>it's actually incredible
>only one baseball topic in the whole thing

JUST, it's fucking september

u didn't know that actually. Just thought it was a puig thing for him? what over players has he had a problem with?

>doyers 6-16 in the world series
>cusb 2-14
>barves 3-14
jesus christ

clockwork

now you'll say, "now you'll say, I was only PRETENDING to be retarded"

*i

local radio guys are good because they focus on the game. Network color guys are awful.

The Tribe has a great broadcaster and a pretty good one too. When the game is on the line, there is nobody in the business better than Hammy.

Cubs haven't even won a pennant since 1945

Elvis Andrus "flipped" a bat on a pop up out of frustration and Bumgarner took offense to it because he's an idiot and the benches cleared but there wasn't an incident. Beltre was pissed

Can't really remember other ones involving bat flips, but just this year he and Wil Myers almost got into it and were chirping at each other so it's not even a race thing, that's just how he is

Bumgarner is just a fiery guy who gets into all kinds of shit and doesn't like to feel like he's being shown up, it just happens to be Latino players who do things that could be interpreted that way (but sometimes he's way overreacting)

>The Tribe has a great broadcaster
And great fans, too! Loyal. Loyal fans.

Braves won a title in three different cities too

I forgot the twins have 3 rings DESU

HouseWifeSwag
>tfw we used to be the yankees cross town cum bucket

youtube.com/watch?v=FsXT3PAd_SY

Is there a funnier person in baseball than Adrian Beltre? Also he's a hall of famer right?

>there are actually twins fans here

>Marlins: 2 World Series championships; 2 pennants

i thought they only had 1

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
old/fat

no

Bartolommeo Colon!

He funny cuz he fat XD

Top 5 3B to have ever lived.

Funny thing is, I vividly remember watching the first in 1997, I have no recollection whatsoever of the 2nd one.

>watching the first in 1997
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about watching kid. You didn't watch your first baseball game until October of 2015.

Jays 2-0 in world series
>rags 0-2 in world series

find the exact moment a team eliminated themselves from post-season contention.

>2016
>looking at Madison Bumgarner

ISHYGDDT

So when is the Mets going to call up Tebow from the Minors?

I will laugh with you as well, my friend

Matz is coming back, who /excited/ here?

He's just going to rip his arm out like all the others.

For like 12 innings before his ligament gets an MRI and another 15 day DL stint?

Literally unable to throw 30 innings in succession.

in some alternate universe altuve is a venezuelan model

keep jinxing us friend

its habbening and there's nothing you can do about it

True. And in this universe, he's a superhero.

>BUM6.0RNER

nice

L.

Mets destroying the lives of superstar pitchers. Just stop already. What a conscious organization does is place the player on a 60 day and have him recover to the full. The 30for30 on this team will be very sad tbqh

Who /aaa/ today?

why even bother

ty

>he doesn't like watching comfy minor/lower league sports

>Ryu
>McCarthy
>Anderson
>Kazmir
>Wood

an entire rotation gone, but the doyers are still on top

no more jackson generals, m's bros. at least we get modesto nuts

>modesto nuts

lel what kind of team name is that

A great one. need to get this hat now 2bh

McCarthy, Ryu, Anderson all done for the season despite their progress in health. Can't trust those three niggas for anything at this point.
Wood will pitch today or tomorrow out of the bullpen as the LH specialist or long relief to prep for a posible #4 for the NLCS

Minor league baseball has the best team names tb h

I don't get it?
Isn't the "I was only PRETENDING to be retarded" you if anyone?

Is this on TV anywhere?

You're trying to reason with a leaf.

The Nationals, as a franchise, have existed since 1969. They have 0 rings and only 3 pennants.

Goodnight mommyWait, who's taking over the generals? I went to school near there for a while but never got to go to a game

d-backs

milb is the most chill shit ever.

>video production straight out of the 80s
>announcers vary wildly from 20 year olds to crusty old grandpas with dementia
>you can hear invididual hecklers and when the opposing team is shit-talking a player
>retarded little fan games every half-inning that are barely held together so dumb shit happens on a semi-frequent basis. This year I saw a 7/10 lady with nice titties basically lose her top and I also saw a guy in the sumo-wrestling competition get knocked unconscious

NBCSN

Please don't
>tfw no MiLB gf

Who /makinghistory/ here?

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".....a veteran of the Los Angeles Dodgers has made custom #dontlookatme t-shirts and distributed 1 to every locker."

deadass this shit is gonna be a hot meme for the rest of the season.

Did the Bumgarner-Puig thing start with this?
youtu.be/30f07jNKh0g
Because from the looks of it, Bum got BTFO and still hasn't recovered.

Wow Pagan actually showed some effort there

He's playing in front of 50K not the usual 15K that that playhouse in SF holds.

I'm not sure if that's where it started but this is a part of the saga too

m.youtube.com/watch?v=q0XCd_woTH8

You think Adrian paid for this shit? He hit the walk-off last night then come back for im the morning with this.

I don't know if any single player this season has been roasted as bad as bumbum has this morning.
The happened after. Bum is just a bigot lol not much analysis needed this isn't a fucking puzzle.

they are both autistic type A personalities, this would be inevitable even if they never played the sport and just accidentally bumped into eachother on the subway or something

>dont look at me
>what would you do to me
>dont look at me
>what would you do to me
>dont look at me
>what would you do to me

jesus

DONT

YOU

HEY

FORGET

Kek last time I went to a minor league game I got to go on the field and do some big glove boxing with my brother. He and I are in completely different weight classes, but it was still a good fight and they ruled it a draw. I did get some nice uppercuts on him. It was great.

FUCK

YOUUUU

RING

Puig does nothing all year except provide memes, nice """"star'"" you got there

ABOUT

Don't look at me or my son ever again piss boi

ME

That emoji is racist

RYU is done forever. that fat ass will still collect NEET bucks from us in 2019

>not supporting your local baseball team
I at least went for the giveaway nights

(((weed detective)))
some dodgers intern probably ran to a print shop this morning

Bryce Harper vs Yasiel Puig vs Madison Bumgarner in a Triple Threat Benchclearing Match

I was in college and didn't have a car. I did work at a minor league stadium a few years ago and that was the most entertaining job I've had in my life.

Bryce and Puig are friends.
Bumshit has no friends. Not even busted pussy cares eight to defend his "homie".

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED THE GAME

>mfw harper blasted a monster dong off of the dodgers stupid jap pitcher

You can be in the American League version with Roughned Odor and Jordano Ventura

>yfw Cueto has a 9-inning shutout

>2-10 record over the past two years against the Dodgers
>0.067 against Kershaw
The audacity. You don't want this.

Red Sox vs. Orioles

>anyone not wanting to play the dodgers in the playoffs
accept that we are a meme team whose are first round exits at best this year

Smug doyers fags acting like Kershit didn't get outfuckingskilled by Godbum last night

2bh I hope Baltipoor wins the WS. any other team winning it will make this place insufferable and all other team's fans deserve the heartbreak, frankly

Syndergaard blasted TWO dongers off of the dodgers stupid jap pitcher

checkmate

>accept that we are a meme team
I have. This is the first time since 2013 that the Dodgers have actually meme'd their way through something. Bunch of flukes and situations that shouldn't happen. The most injured team of all time can't be this good. This is the year.

2013 dodgers were a top 3 team on baseball.
2014 a top 3 team on baseball.
2015 a top 3 team in baseball.
2016 a top 3 meme team in baseball.

It's done. We did it.

Kersh still pitched a decent game and has not activated his Multiple entries mode yet

>implying riotmore gifs of niggers twerking and smug birds would be better

Remember when disAstro fans and meminer fans honestly thought they would beat out the Rangers for the division?

My where does the time go? kek

Why is this allowed?

Do you think banister will lineup Darvish as the #3 to meet Kenta Maeda in the WS? Maybe Roberts sets up Kenta as the #2 to go after Kershaw vs. Hamels 2016 World Series Game #1.

Who knows.

Lots to think about.

When you have a massive second half collapse and lose the division to your rivals

i apologize

mets-barves

>2014 a top 3 team on baseball.
>2015 a top 3 team in baseball.

how can this be true when the dodgers didn't even reach the NLCS in these years?

>Shields day
>Early start
>Already giving up home runs

Nope, its SMTIVapoc day

Fuck you Shields

Marlins vs. Nationals

lol

twitter.com/tworsandtwols/status/778352783351287808

nice blog

milk bags are fucking based

>A FUCKING BAG OF MILK

>No "A FUCKING LEAF" sign

0/10, that's all that's needed

thank you for the response! yes indeed milk bags are based

Honestly bagged is the only way to drink milk. I piss in American milk cartons and jugs and they have no way of fighting back.

Are their any Rays fans on Cred Forums

What would it take to get cousin brad back from you guys

The only Cred Forums rasys fan is currently in jail

adrian gonzalez posted this on facebook today

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Anyone /aaa/ here?

ISHYGDDT

>implying Gattis and Napoli wouldn't team up and knock those part-timers out quicker than the jints can throw away a season

>implying next year won't be the year of the >rags finishing third

ANGELS vs. the lowly rags

The Red Sox look unbeatable right now, i have to see them lose soon before i start thinking this shit is 2013 all over again

If Red Sox had decent starters and a better bullpen, they wouldn't need to fight attack vs. attack to win games.

>22 hours later
>still trending

is tebow gonna start for the mets in the wildcard game in place of degrom?

Only 1 fan

upvoted, my man! so funny!

They literally have the best starting pitch and best bullpen this month

Their start pitching has been top 3 since th ASB

Last weekend was the worst starting pitch theyve had in two months

And they won every game

Their entire fucking team is hot right now

>the city of obsessed Los Angelos

>shirts
That was fast

>peaking too soon

>being mad at GOATs

Why?

twitter.com/ZackMeisel/status/778395041207164928

nice!

Did he died?

Yes, Barry killed him to absorb his GOAT powers

BIG POOPI DONG

big sloppy just pimped the shit out of his homer off gooseman

>@OrtizKicks @BestFansStLouis this is bullshit!! Keep stl and cardinals out of ur dumb shit!

>@OrtizKicks @BestFansStLouis Jose that is a horrible troll account and for you to add onto it is just a disgrace

>15K
>>sellouts every night

Pissboi's math really makes you think.
(See you at Shea)

It's an open secret that Giants execs buy up all the unsold tix to inflate their attendance numbers

Keep making excuses.

somewhere in a rundown bungalow, DG is still crying to himself that his hero got outdueled

the intermittent shitposting is a temporary relief at best

Yeah dude "sell" "outs" with 20K+ seats empty. Everyone knows that the AT&T park numbers are manipulated.

>only half the seats are filled
>its a sellout game guys!
>best fans in baseball!

see

You are so mad LOL

stop posting

99.99% of games declared a sellout are full as fuck, but there are some games that look fishily empty

Wrong meme, that's the Cardinals. Step it up faggot

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I'm the one LMAOing over here at you guys making excuses.
>it's an open secret

wtf lmao

>sells out tickets
>only half actually show up

faggot i've been there about 6 games this year and the stadium wasn't even close to full. shut the fuck up. giants arent the first or the last to inflate attendance

Yes that is indeed a common phrase in english

Now make a quality post or remove yourself from your internet-capable device

>peaking
When will this may may end

Yeah! It's an open secret!

lmao

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i never said that you fuckin dipshit. its not a secret. you just have to attend a fucking game to see it. but i wouldnt expect some 6 year fan of baseball to actually go watch a game

I don't get it. What happened?

I just want to have a business meeting with Greg Amsinger that turns into a discussion about baseball

At least half of ballparks are completely lying about their attendance t b c h

BFIB posted some video showing KKK cards fans. The usual stuff

>le 6 years meme

Please kill yourself

>lone drum section echoing tover the vacant seats of the coliseum

>6 year
kys
(no please) just kys

Hey they had a good attendance when skinny Timmy debuted this year.

They were Jints fans but the O was full.

>Oakland
>having fans

This is a joke right?

isn't it called the golden gate bridge?

GIANTS @ DODGERS #2
GIANTS @ DODGERS #2
GIANTS @ DODGERS #2

>the city of even year meme

nah

>Canadian education

The bay bridge connects the east bay to SF(East/West), the golden gate goes from SF to Marin county(North/south)

>implying anybody knows anything about the topography of the bay area aside from it's residents

Bonds was just hitting those bombs in a beautiful empty stadium huh?

>Soria in a tie game with one out and two on

Hmmm

walk-off windians!

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>Royals

Ned Yost should fucking kill himself

Walkoff Windians 2bh

BLUE JAYS/MARINERS

noice

To be fair, they barely talked about baseball in his other show.

ASTROS @ A'S
GET IN HERE

>>watching Skip's new show
>>it's actually incredible

IT. WILL. HAPPEN.

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I dunno if they'll get that deep but it'd be wonderful
>Legitimately October Injuns
Whew lad

fuck jeanmar gomez that fucking beaner

Grats

>Tfw Red Sox pitching and hitting on at same time.
Pls bury it in their asses in the ALDS tribe

LITERALLY HOW?

mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/09/21/1178034683/1474424211308/asset_2500K.mp4

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roids

a well seasoned hall of famer

This and just not crowding the plate

>Pitching to Cespedes

Wew lad

Hahaha that was the worst fucking swing I've seen this year

he's a big guy

>Literally every other AL team farting around playing .500 baseball while the Sox go on a 8-2 6 game winning streak statement maker

The only other team with more than 6 wins is Sheattle who is going to lose tonight despite my desires

Bring on the Cubs already

Are the Railriders elite?

ASTROS AT ATHLETICS
GET IN THIS EMPTY THREAD


Musgrove making it work edition

Being good in the end doesn't matter when you were god awful every other month. Good teams that are locked into October aren't putting in 100%, there's no point.

There are more Astros fans than fatletics fans in Oakland right now kek

And they all have a 21 year old's name on their back

He'll be 22 on thursday

which one?

Correa. Altuve is like 26 and A.J. Hinch is like 40something.

A's lost about 400 lbs after ditching Billy Butterface though

I can't be the only one who thought he had retired before I heard about him getting traded

>the stankees actually picked him up

Literally the moment any postseason possibility disappeared

>choosing to have big belly butt lel on your team on purpose

How good as Leonys Martin been doing over there?

hmm that sounds familiar lol

>Boston God awful every other month
>the teams they are facing are locked in
Literally non of the teams they are facing are locked into a playoff spot the Orioles and Jays can both easily lose their spot, especially the Orioles.

You seem like a colossal waste of sentience

He's a great CF. A relief to have someone there who can both catch AND throw a ball. The bat's better than it was for you guys but still below average. Really hope they keep him next year

>muh free wins

Why is MLB actively promoting and memeing Tebow? fucking pathetic

The ALE is different since three teams have been in distance of each other for a while. And Boston wasn't awful, at least not so awful at any time that they ever pulled away like the Tigers, Astros, Mets, and the entire NLC.

He signed a minor league contract with the mest.

Baseball viewership tanks when the wankees aren't good, so they'll do anything to make it look like the sport isn't dying

What's up with all these racist Jays fans? Shameless pathetic bunch, you guys are. smdh

71383671
dumbass

Manfred and muh millenial outreach

>played a significant amount of games on THE SHOW
>diamond dynasty
>trying an AL West team
>hitting .350 with Odor
>hitting .300 with Cano
>spend shekels on Mike Trout because i have enough
>his line reads 77 ABs, .104, 1 HR, 3 RBI, 0 SB, 4 Runs
>mfw

Someone must've told him it was the postseason

you ate paint chips as a child, didn't you?

The sport isn't dying though, we just have 162 games and barely anyone will watch them all

>doyers

yeah (sell 2 thousand tickets at $1 to a """charity"""" just to boost their numbers

Shut up DG no one likes you

>mariners

Now add on 13 OF assists and some great RF defense in one of the harder RF to play in in the league

Jash and Altuve are hitting a combined ~.200 this month, and have dropped off significantly recently

Only Trout is a worthy MVP opponent at this point.

How can he be a valuable player if the Angels are eliminated from postseason contention

Idiot

Refute the post or kys my man

Hey man he's single handedly winning their one game a week (aside from the Jays series)

We've been eliminated MMR. I like O's fans and Trumbombs so I'm going to live vicariously through the O's this postseason.

please hold on to the WC spot. please crush these leafcunts

>not cheering on your ALW better
Mariners fans are truly despicable

>Imblying the magic isnt on their side this year

Survived farrell's antics all year...
Bullpen and starter woes...
Injuries galore...

And theyre 4 up in ALE with all cylinders firing

I BELIEVE

>ever cheering for someone in your own division unless against another team in your division or a playoff spot is on the line

The ALW is utter dogshit though, you guys are flukes

Rangers couldn't beat the A's on the last game of 2014 so eat shit 2bh

lmao and the whole game they were jacking each other off about how fresh the pen was. How much depth, fresh depth, was in that bullpen.
Tie game in the 9th, extremely high pressure, who else but Soria

I swear to god

Keep your trip on tiki

Holy fuck Giants falling apart

Dodgers winning the World Series 2016 on some meme shit.

Wow


I hope u Seen enough.

I guess some of us just aren't spiteful savages.
delete this
>gain Prince "Deadweight" Fielder
>lose Wash
>injuries all around
yeah it was a bad year. I still cheered the A's on afterwards.
>"I'll just imagine he's a tripfag and he'll go away"

oh, hey /mlb/.

U ain't shit this season. Hope ur bumass team makes it to the NLCS so Kershgod can tag ur ass for 15k

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thank you bearded boy

thank you based bearded boy

thank you based bearded boy

>bryce harper

thank you based bearded boy

Thank you based bearded boy

Thank you based quaduples

> Reddick

post some predictions

>WC
Orioles > Blue Jays
Mets > Cardinals

>LDS
Red Sox > Indians
Rangers > Orioles
Nationals > Dodgers
Cubs > Cardinals

>LCS
Red Sox > >rags
Nationals > >cusb

>WS
Red Sox > Nationals

all records based on today's current/likely final standings

how mad are you, DG?

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>Nationals > Dodgers
>2-10 over the past two full seasons.
Lol

see

FUCK

decent season i guess
would really like to see Taijuan get his shit together for a full season and Ketel go away

You caught pessimism from the jays and that gave Tiki a shit ton of (You)s
It ain't over yet soldier.

What were you expecting exactly?

WE
STILL
IN
THIS
THING
Y'ALL

They actually pulled it off

>yfw the rags lose three games in the alds by one run

The Cubs are the most boring team, I swear
This postseason is going to be shitty

burrly famalam

Both LDS' will be lit as fuck stay mad ur shit team didn't make the cut this year.

discuss

Got btfo by a leaf and you decided to run and hide like a bitch in an echo chamber. Sad!

somebody replied to me but the filter caught it. must have been a post not worth looking at

Got btfo by a leaf and you decided to run and hide like a bitch in an echo chamber. Sad!

Kek good one m8

thanks big strong leaf

funny shit.

I have filtered every word in this post.

I am the dodgers slut guy i was just trying to jinx them like i did last night

guys the dodgers lost

>risp
>nigger managing
really makes you think

There is no need for racism, user

dont look at me or my son ever again

>nosebleed seats
checks out desu. I have season tickets in left field pavilion with all the real fans.
black managing is a fucking meme thats why there are only two colored managers in MLB

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How do we stop Justin Verlander from going 8 innings of 1 run ball in the Wild Card game?

reinstate Pablo sandoval to the boston red sox and have them play the tigers

I LEFT MY HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO

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They should make more shirts tomorrow morning. #ShutoutAtHome

Why is the Giants Win girl so much better than any of the other Win girls that get posted?

i'm drunk and about to enjoy tommy burger

subscribe and envy me bros

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this bitch is creepy as fuck

its a gif, so you can actually watch her tits jiggle

Plus she looks like Velma

Always ready for those cozy games

Giants win is actually just some smug cosplayer. I just found this gif on /r/tightdresses I am sure I could find some girl doing a cosplay porno of a blue anime girl and make a better gif If I really wanted to

I'm pretty sure they have the div m8

I know

I dont how it would happen, its just an idea

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season

>Justin Turner (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Hyun-jin Ryu (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Cory Seager (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the NLDS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>((((Joc Pederson))))(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Yasiel Puig (top 10 hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Kike Hernandez (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Adrean Gonalez(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Clayton Kershaw(one of the best post season pitchers)

>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Dodgers are losing the NL west this season

The Dodgers WS win drought ends in 2016-2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

fuck i should swap Puig for Reddick

>this NL Wildcard race

Justin "I was a non home run hitting pinch hitter until i got to lels angeles" Turner, will get busted for steroids and testosterone before the doyers win a world series

cap this shit right here famjams

This WILD card is 2WILD4ME

GET IT? DO YOU FUCKING GET IT!?!!? TOO WILD!!!!!!! XD

twitter.com/MLB/status/778481108652466176

wat

NL wildcard in a nutshell

youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos

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All time team for your team?

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Guys! Tim Tebow hit a home run in batting practice! WOW

wow this kids got talent

Don't look at me

D'OH!

So the Giants players with 3 rings do you think if they win a 4th ring. Should they have them joined together to make brass knuckles like bar ring?

Javier Lopez has 4 rings and he does refer to them as his **bling knuckles**.

(he got his first with boston)

man, how lucky are we to watch the greatest to ever live? Seriously. Appreciate him.

>post yfw the rays win da worlds eries

Cardinals desu.

Will >we ever win again?

Flat as the Doyers Post chances

You may only reply to this post if your team is, against all logic, still in contention

they win every 5 years

I've never seen so few cards fans irl than I've seen this year. As an Astros fan, I hated st Louis for years, but always respected their organization. I was finally starting to come around and root for them now that we're in different leagues, even in spite of le hackerman screwing us up, but now there are no comfy cardsbros to talk baseball with. Why is this? Could it be a sign of an organizational collapse? Will they ever become an elite team again?

Also they should have to give us draft picks, those cheating faggots

they spent all their shitposting mana being the best team in baseball last year

Is this pasta?

The currently top 5 Homerun leaders for the New York Yankees of the Bronx:
>1) a man that doesn't play for them anymore
>2) a second baseman with a career high home run total
>3) a fat fuck """catcher"""
>4) a meme shortstop that is doing a decent job at replacing Jeter
>5) a rookie that's played for 1 fucking month

Why are the Yankees such a meme team?

He's going for 20

At this point I'm hoping he gets there so I hope he commits suicide after that. Preferably right there on the field

Tlremmeber back in June and July when /mlb/ kept saying what the Rangers where doing wasn't sustainable and that they would start getting Beat and lose out on the hold they have on the Division?

My how time flies

Red Sox September record of 13-5 is the best record in MLB. Also lead in OPS (.848), runs per game (6.44), AL in ERA (2.89) and WHIP (1.04).

13-6 after tonight, not beating Ubaldo with Buttholez

not even sure if the red sox will ever lose again

maybe when stops being a retard and stops putting Justin Wilson in

ITT: Real niggas

I've started watching their games just to see them crash.

Fucking hell they look fraudulent all season and now it's coming together.

They'll hit the skid tonight.
Pray Price keeps his shit on par for Thursday and you may alleviate the damage.
You're still hands down for the div either way, unless you decide to blow dicks this last week.

>"it's a season ending injury"
>"lol jk pls don't test me"

This goddam AL wild card race man, Jesus Christ.

honestly i don't think it's that close, Houston is the ONLY team i can see usurping either jays or orioles (because of their piss schedule).

I love how easily he hit that ball. He deserved to wield that smug face.

It's still close though, and some serious meme shit is always waiting to happen.

I mean i know it's statistically close but Jays look strong as of late and Orioles have a gimme series vs. the Dbacks next.

Not too much time left for memes.

>Cusb vs. Tards, NLDS

>Cusb up 2-0
>Game 3, 9th inning, game tied at 1, Hendricks out for a complete game and catches a line-drive with his face, later revealed he'll be out til at half-way through least next year. With two on, two outs, and two strikes, a weak fly-ball to outfield falls right in front of Szczur after he loses the ball in the lights.

>Cusb up 2-1
>Game 4, Arrieta starts, Chicago up 2-0 in the 5th when an inside pitches veers into Arrieta's hand, ending his post-season early when it turns out all the pilates in the world doesn't put the bone back together. Throws-Balls-and-Hits-Women-Really-Hard Man gives up the game winning 3 run HR in the 9th inning.

>Series tied up 2-2
>Cubs up by one, top of the 9th. Bases loaded, two outs, Chapman comes on. First pitch strike at 102 mph, strike one. Second pitch strike at 105 mph. Strike two. Third pitch, Chapman's arm literally explodes, his arm flops around like a stretch arm strong. His screaming is clearly through live television feed. The ball drops straight down and stops only few feet away from the writhing Chapman. One run scores, game is tied, but Rizzo gets to the ball, barehands it as Pham charges is around third. The throw is wide, but it's a close play.
>Safe.
>Cards leads by one.
>Chapman is still screaming.
>The camera pans into the audience, everyone looks on in horror and disbelief.
>The cameraman passes over the Cards dugout, but doubles back to the scene.
>Something is visible in the stairway into the visitor clubhouse.
>Something small in the darkness. It looks like a four legged animal just peeking out of the doorway.
>Bottom of the 9th, Cubs go 1-2-3 all on three called strike-outs.
>The ballpark is completely silent, but as the victorious Cardinals give post-game interviews, one can hear bleeting in the distance.

>One week later, Ricketts announces that he has sold the Cubs, and the new owner will relocate them to Montreal.

why did he do this? do they have some serious beef?

Can someone tell their team to beat the Jays so they miss the playoffs

They don't need to be in it this playoffs tbqhfam

Jays aren't missing the playoffs, Orioles might tho

Jays missing the playoffs will kill off the rising interest of baseball in Canada

>implying
Canadians are eager on selling out games. They sell out failed teams like the Maple Leafs, the Jays, and somehow even junior hockey games.

Jays used to play in front of half empty soulless stadium for most of last decade. It's only last couple of years with Jays putting out a good team have they started selling it out.

They will spend hundreds of years scouting the world.

They will draft every bust; overpay every free agent.

They will spend thousands of seasons in last place.

As World Series are played, and playoff games won, and lost, and won, lost, and won, and lost, and lost, and lost.

Failures built upon failures until seasons run on an endless loop.

They will disappoint millions of fans whose own exponential offspring will slowly give up hope through the years, whose millions of pitiful lives will eventually be swept again from the Earth.

And still, the Cubs continue to lose.

They will play more games than any franchise in history, yet a championship will forever be a stranger to them.

Expansion franchises will come and go.

Cities and mascots will lose all meaning.

Until Major League Baseball vanishes entirely from the world.

And yet, the Cubs will continue to lose.

They will join the league of a popular futuristic sport.

A sport where the ball is made of pure light and played on a field of energy. Where the Cubs moniker is revered as a nostalgic god.

And the Cubs will never win it all, for millions and millions of years.

Rebuilding, playing, losing...

...until the Earth is swallowed beneath their feet
...until the Sun is long since gone
...until time itself loses all meaning

And the moment comes where the only game left to play is to guess the positions of stars and the ages of galaxies.

And still, they guess wrong.

kek

Russ and Saunders are the first canadian teammates to each hit over 20 or more dongers in a season.

>GOOD OL CANADIAN BOY

t. Samefag butthurt tards fan

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>Porcello ERA is just a bit better than sanchez, has just one more win than happ
>Betts WAR is just a bit better than dolan's
>Ortiz OPS higher than EE's

just seems like the sox are a little bit better than the jays at everything

Hope so, friendo.

Rockies vs. Cards

i can't even post in Jays threads anymore, the shitposting is unbelievable

they must be pissed off all their hockey teams are hot garbage

its been like that all season apart from the pitching for a while at the start of the season

compare their bottom half of the order to ours, its not even close

>getting swept by the marlels

The Jays are going to be in it but the Orioles may or may not fall based off of how badly they lose this series against the red sox

Fuck Baltipoor

im rooting for a Jays collapse more than anything in the world, hope Baltiore turns it around

Remember when mets fans thought there was nothing wrong with Syndergaard Harvey deGrom and Matz? That it was just bad luck?

Weird times

there's already a thread huebro

reminder when i fucked your mom? good times

>getting swept by the barfs

>Big Sexy tonight

Not likely :)

>Boyd, Fulmer, Norris combined: 52 starts, 19-13 (team record 34-18), 3.50 ERA, 259 Ks strikeouts. Season-savers.

>get MLB.TV
>at bat is unable to reliably verify your location

FUCK OFF JAYS DON'T EVEN GET BLACKED OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

do they actually fucking think blackouts will do anything but turn off the casual viewer who just wanted to maybe watch a comfy baseball game for the first time in a while? just pruning out potential long-term and come-back fans with this bullshit

their team bats fucking 286. How is that even possible

Id think she remember a fat fuck like you, bud

>what is Sportsnet

sorry if its been covered already but what happens if the second wild card ends in a 3 way tie?

Why are Canadians such fags

Thank you based Rockies.

t. Mets fan

what are the rules for blackouts? If I get mlb.tv can I watch jays games? What games /can't/ I watch as a canadian?

irrelevant country so they have to compensate by shitposting harder every other nation combined

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jays don't get blacked out, streams are top quality but a bit delayed, don't think any other games are blacked out for canucks. it's a good service but not letting me watch games I'm not blacked out of because I don't have 9 GPS satellites directly over my head at the moment is a bit of an oversight. that's only on phone though

so i cant watch any of my home team's games. gotcha.

fucking retarded, whats the point then?

It's literally 1 (one) shitposter.
Which is kind of ironic since filtering "shit" makes his posts disappear.

oh, never mind. i thought you are blocked out of all your regional games

to watch all the other games you casual.teams games you casual

no it's not, check post times in the game threads

there's a few of them that do nothing but talk empty shit in the game threads

He just got banned and his posts deleted. Don't forget to report any time you see some angry, edgy canadian teenager and we get some minutes of peace.

dont bother with those pessimist fags.


also
>Postseason Live Blackout: Due to Major League Baseball exclusivities, during the MLB Postseason, all live games except for those games for which Authenticated Access is available, will be blacked out in the United States (including the territories of Guam and the U.S. Virgin Islands) and Canada.

then whats the fucking point?

MLB.tv is a way for you to watch out-of-market games. Want to watch your team? Turn on Sportsnet.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

but that would require me to have cable, which is a massive waste of money if im only going to use it to watch sports

you can, they blackout when there's not enough fans at the games afaik. which isn't the case right now at all

an extremely ass backwards strategy, I know, but hey

I thought that shit was just aired on Canada's radio.

Then you are free to go to and complain about jews, stuff like that.

how big of a hard on is espn gonna have for vin scully tonight?

but i dont really mind jews, and i dont like trump. why are you bullying me? :'(

fuck off, every hates Cred Forumstards but shilling for sportsnet and unironically having cable in 2016 is the opposite end of the spectrum

stop being gay Brazil we kinda liked you before I guess

i hate the brazilian warriors fan, so as long as its not that guy...

Not bullying you, it's just it is what it is, I'm sorry. Why would you pay for cable when you can just pay a cheaper MLB.tv subscription to watch every single game? Those jews pay a lot of money to broadcast over cable those games.

Why are you so buttblasted? I'm not even trying to trigger you, just explain why the hell you get blackouts.

At least 5 analysts or interviewees...
>"in my mind, THE greatest broadcaster of all time"

They'll probably cum in their pants

i dont want cable to watch the playoffs which is apparently blacked out. i hate cable because i only watch like 3 fucking channels

Can't you just get a noscript and watch the games from r/mlbstreams then? Atleast you won't pay a cent, I just don't know if vans actually come to your house and arrest you because of it or something.

blackouts are for the local broadcast too, not just MLB.com streams. if you're blacked out all you can do is go to the game or just open up the pirate stream like you always do. you're arguing for something that doesn't happen, and in any case I'm still watching the sportsnet broadcast on MLB.com, just via proxy

stop shilling just to shill

thats what i do now (actually dont use a noscript), just im alright with paying for a service depending on what i get out of it. if mlb tv allowed me to watch every jays game including playoffs id spend 100 a year on it

Wait, what? So, to whom Sportsnet broadcast home games then?

I'd advise you to use a noscript or something that blocks javascript, specially if you are using Windows.

>thinking anyone gives a fuck about piracy

What is this 2002? Is napster still up?

I don't know, yet people keep getting those "pay a thousand dollars or we will sue you" because ISPs keep selling your torrent data to major labels and such.

"No"

blackouts only apply in certain conditions, afaik it's to get people in the stadium. so they broadcast home games all the time, particularly during a season like this, but yes they're broadcasting to no one if there's a blackout. I don't even know if they broadcast for the benefit of third party viewers watching from like, MLB.com

Well I own MLB.tv and I get to listen Buck (and, occasionally, Dan) on every single game.
>jk I always turn SN 590 audio
But I get their streams though.

Astros @ A's


Don't let the thread be empty again please

learn to greentext you fucking redditor

:^)

no

BIG

SEXY

Cock

t. Mest cuck

>le never hits in the clutch man

He hits big home runs AND serves delicious burgers to lost children.
HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS GUY?

Red Sox and Nats WS lads calling it here

Not happening

Walgreens sucks
they will lose in the nlds and you can shut the window after that happens because strasburg is a terrible contract

Nats are getting crapped on by the Marlels

Not happening [2]

>cardlels

its coors but still..

>methinals

>TFW no big bear Benny BF to cook you burgers and fuck your poipussi

;_;

Mets will be back on top of the wild card after tonight
Feels good

Why would you post this

You may only post in this thread if you're about to sweep a divison rival

N-not so fast Rags

>soon

DON'T
COUNT
US
OUT

not division rival but..

You may only reply to this comment if your team has the best home-plate-slider in the game

Are the Astros so shit their fans have to brag about sliding?

Nope. We just appreciate the less heralded aspects of the game that create extra runs.

what like playing the a's?

Kek

Nats have a 2-10 record against the Dodgers.

Try again.

New thread

They're saving all their wins for the postseason

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