LEICESTER vs CHELSEA

Leicester play Porto in a week in Champions League and United on saturday.

Just field the U23 squad kek.

>News saying that the Forest-Arsenal match is the biggest match of the night for the region
Not sure if Forest or Liverpool are being btfo there

just me?

renamed league cup which is what the carling cup was called without the sponsors

Good post.

that girl looks disabled

apparently we'll be playing benalouane in defence, he hasn't played since the beginning of last season lmao

It almost feels like you give a crud

Ta. Should just pick a name and stick to it really.

I'd give her aids (t b h f a m)

fuck memester 2bh

Chelsea is the good guys right, Cred Forums?

insallah brethren

It's always just the League Cup unless you are cucked by (((sponsors)))

Just like Mordor and the Empire were the good guys.

?יש לך איידס

>leicester
>muslim
'no'

League Cup was fine by me. What's with this "EFL Cup" nonsense. Don't think I heard that term before.

English
Football
League

Same difference

no, להיות קן משפחה

they've been looking for a sponsor for it but are about to give up i think

Football League wants everyone to know they're ENGLISH and want to kick these RUDDY WELSH CUNTS out of the country

Chelsea team tonight: Begovic, Azpilicueta, Cahill (c), David Luiz, Alonso, Moses, Fabregas, Matic, Pedro, Loftus-Cheek, Batshuayi.

>LCFC
Zieler, Simpson, Wasilewski, Morgan (c), Chilwell, Drinkwater, King, Gray, Schlupp, Musa, Okazaki
>Subs
Hamer, Benalouane, Amartey, Mahrez, Kapustka, Vardy, Ulloa

>CFC
Begovic, Azpilicueta, Cahill (c), David Luiz, Alonso, Moses, Fabregas, Matic, Pedro, Loftus-Cheek, Batshuayi
>Subs
Courtois, Aina, Chalobah, Kante, Willian, Hazard, Diego Costa

The English football establishment is trying to re-brand the game for the Instagram generation.

>Yes [I still long for Spain], but not only for the club (Atletico), but how Madrid is and the whole country. From the first minute I fell in love with Spain for its people, lifestyle, food... I still maintain eating dinner and then an afternoon nap, most of the television I see is Spanish... I am half Spanish."
>"When I left Spain it was clear that one day I would return there. I have a contract at Chelsea for three seasons. In 2018, when I enter the final year of the contract, we will assess whether to renew or leave."
I told you faggots we shouldn't have pandered to this faggot and got rid of Cech.

What channel is this on m8s?

Chelsea team is very offensive

sky sports 1

Sell the cunt in January whilst he's still worth something. Never liked his attitude, and he's just got worse now Cech has left.

>Kante in bench

Does anyone care about the milk cup enough to go defensive? Foxes have been shit anyway

What did he mean by this

I always thought he looked kinda depressed playing for Chelsea

Confirmed #LFC team v @DCFCOfficial: Karius, Clyne, Matip, Klavan, Moreno, Lucas, Grujic, Henderson, Coutinho, Firmino, Origi. #DCFCvLFC

fuck off you twat get your own thread

Honestly I agree, Begovic never looked worse than him, is HG, and isn't a cunt.

Well yeah it was always known that he wanted to stay in Spain, now especially when Chelsea are doing shit he probably would like to leave. Doesn't really matter, he isn't that great and would probably easily be able to get a world record goalie fee for him. Just the problem is that big teams rarely sign first-choice keepers.

courtois is a man child

what a snek

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will jose be at the king power tonight?

Kek

I wonder what was he thinking when he said those words.

have you ever seen a picture of him in his own clothes?

No

Why are you all acting shocked? Tebow said the exact same thing months ago. He's always been happy to use us as a way to get to the Madrid sides or Barca.

Who /longlife/ here

>to get to the Madrid sides or Barca.
I understand this with Hazard, but Tbo fuck off now.

no need for that

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Is the broship between Lychester and Chelsea still going strong?

not since they stole kante
we'll probably give azar a standing ovation though

what

say what again

what

Overrated shit, fucking kys.

Cech wasn't worse than him at all.

I don't think there can be two more opposite sides

>On 22 September 2010, a 15-year-old Nathaniel Chalobah was named to his first Chelsea bench.

He still hasn't made his Chelsea debut

What does poor Chalobah have to do to get a game?Even Ruben'S getting in as a meme striker.

right before his departure from atletico, he seemed a wonderful prospect, especially considering cech's age. Plus he was under contract so >we had to take him in. He hasn't looked great ever since he joined chelsea. He will make the regular saves, which you expect him to, but nothing brilliant. I hope his attitude improves too or conte will have to call jamal blackman ;_;

not be shit

I wouldn't be surprised if one of the reason Tebow plays is to justify the loan system.

>Moves from heaven on earth to a rainy shithole flooded by Pakis
Obviously he wants to leave the shithole that the UK is asap.Who wouldn't desu

slags 1-0

cech wasn't worse but the logic was that he wasn't getting any younger and they put stock into cuntois taking the reigns

but as it turned out you'd rather a 50 year old cech than this annoying fuckwit

Rather be in a country flooded by pakis than in a country who's natives are pakis mate

PRE GAME HAXBALL

haxball.com/?roomid=~23827f6b0ed51811da58fb8e6200e659ffb5f2d954c951fdd78dd300227608889&pass=1

pw: kante

So why are you living in the uk then

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but then you have people like Conte at the helm who would not care about the bad publicity Chelsea's loan system receives after benching/selling tebow. Or at least I hope he won't care

>no Slimani
I don't get it lads...

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Being rested mate. This is mostly a B team.

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Rest for United game

Out of gin lads

Do I:

a) walk 10 mins to the shop and get some more
b) stop drinking
c) drink something else

bearing in mind im drinking for 2 reasons. celebrating a 4k payrise and mourning because my ex-gf blocked my number.

Agreed - musa been shit for Leicester so far and can't rely on the jap for goals

Imagine actually living in one of these ""countries"". Top yourselves, you fucking cretins.

Early APOLOGIZE post

>gin

drink something else mate

your prince comes here because the food we feed our dogs beats the shit you save for royalty

That's good I guess.
But Lester should really realize that Slimani does not need rest.
He can literally run trough the whole 90' every game, it's insane.

a prince cums in your arse every night, gay gypsy cunt, dont reply to an englishman ever again

KEK

Will britbongs ever recover?

i was at the match on saturday and he looks like a great player

hoping he can do really well for >us

he started to slow after 70 mins last game though

he does have superb stamina i'll give you that

what's wrong with gin lad

When's kick off la

it's nig backwards

30M is a lot of money, but he really is a WC header IMO, plus he holds the ball really well for team mates.
I miss him so fucking much ;_;

5 bings

God I just want Chelsea to win, we need the psychological support, this next two months are going to be hell.

if only you were as good at taking banter as your sister is at taking muslim cock

tsk tsk

.

Fuck off

I dont have a sister, i was an accident because my dad has been impotent his whole life

Tastes like perfume

kek

because you automatically associate the size of the jersey with the size of the torso, you sports obsessed cunt

she's fine, you're a retard

NO STREAMS REEEEEE

Yes. Claudio managed both teams, Kante and Huth played for both, Azzar broke his home goal-drought for Lesta's title, both teams are blue, both teams have a longball specialist wearing number 4, both teams have a POTY with a Z in their name because its cool, both teams have low-IQ but lovable striker. i could go on and on

navixsport.com/sport.php?id=2139

LOFTUS-CHEEK

apkfifa.com/Soccer/derby-county-vs-liverpool.html

I don't know why it says derby liverpool

the meme returns

Countries like yours can't dish banter out because nobody takes you seriously. Before you give me any lip I'll remind you 150,000 Romanians move to England to sleep in shop windows because it is better than Romania. You likely know someone who has done this.

>CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND
WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE

>You will never get paid more than 50 grand a week to play in the milk cup and have lads say 'potential'

>diego costa
>lovable

r/SoccerStreams lad

I know >plebbit

but you can always find a stream

RANIERI

WOAH

I only know one guy and he's a cook desu

Then again I never had many friends

Kante seriously looks 12

>cunte

loftus cheek will never be a first team chelsea player

Does anyone knows what the bull skull thing on Chelsea training stuff is?

Prestigious cup match? Or MOST prestigious cup match?

yeh no acestreams unfortunately

gonna have to resort to watching flash like some animal

3rd world energy drink

Carabao it's a chinese energy drink I believe

Batshuayi is a physical specimen

Wouldn't mind giving him a blowie

A poor man Redbull?

pow-tay-toe

Fuck off ref

That was a legitimate goal!!! Fuck you referee

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT

what a ball from Luiz

Then why the fuck are you lazy spics all over crowding London? You spaniards are literally everywhere working in Subway and KFC along with pakis and eastern Europeans.

chelsea never sing anything at the bridge

>Be offside
>Complain

Why do people do this?

guys my glasses are dirty

i remember them singing that against psg actually

if you complain well enough the referee often changes his mind and allows the goal to stand

hope this helps

Have you ever seen this happen?

give em a lick

yes

>Please come to De Montfort University
>Please

so the ref will allow the next offside goal

anyone ever bought a full kit off aliexpress?

Havent you played football lad? You always complain on the pitch even when you know you're wrong. Makes the referees feel guilty and they subconsciously try to compensate later

on the weekend in the hull-arsenal game

maybe but i'm not sure

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Btfo!

>costa isn't lovable

Ranieri won't risk him in this meme cup. Also musa needs games.

So why wasn't that a penalty for Chelsea for handball?

>based Bob Peeters commenting on Belgian TV
>brings back memories of his world cup shenanigans

because wasilewski would've battered the ref had he given it

That was a fucking hand holy shit...

the moses final
i can see it now

he isn't, I'm neutral and he isn't entertaining or funny like a retard like balotelli
his antics are just annoying

costa does everything he needs to do to get his team ahead but off the pitch he is a soft hearted bear that donates to orphanages

truly anti reddit the player

I went from hating him with a passion, to luving him with burning desire in a season desu

english League cup on belgian tv? huh

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Why does Conte look so sad?

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>cahill

Cahill you utter cunt

Wow, Refball to the max!

Yeah it's this shit tier 2 channels we got on top of our regular footy package, they have the spanish, italian, french league and also first division and league cup games of england kek, I'm not complaining

first one looked like it was a foul
why would he go down there

>cahill

h-he fouled me as i was dribbling again

Kek English referees are the worst

REFBALL TWICE

>TFW you witnessed Chelsea become the only team in London with a European cup

He had to leave beautiful warm Italy for cold, stinking and brown England

So who is Cahill going to be mad at this evening?

Why don't you post a video of that cahill! Two yellow offences

Yes, Musa is fast, but this is only good thing about him. Slutsky used to yell at him like Run Musa, Run, Go-go. Only things he understands.

>that glorious butthurt after chelski beat buyern at the allianz

>English football
Why even bother ťbh

Buy cocaine you fucking faggot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LEL

Cred Forums

>

JAPPPPP

W A L K
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WALK

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JAP

WAAAAAAAAALK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK
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EAT SHIT CHELSHIT

BASED JAPS

Apologise

>begovic

>begovic is as good as courtois
yeh courtois is a cunt but this is delusional

Shinji

How can you be this awful at defending

With a defense like this Chelsea is fucking doomed

Tramp.

FUCKING COURTARD

BANZAI

the state of that defending, fucking hell

lol

what a terrible goal

isn't anime illegal in the CCCP

WHAT THE FUCK IS >OUR DEFENSE DOING???!??!

OKAZAKI OKAZAKI OKAZAKI OKAZAKI OKAZAKI OKAZAKI OKAZAKI OKAZAKI OKAZAKI OKAZAKI OKAZAKI OKAZAKI OKAZAKI OKAZAKI

greatest goal ive ever seen

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Reminder Leicester are a better team AND a bigger club than Chelski

Cahill even do the it's your to the gk
Luiz doesn't bother defending

This is embarassing

>letting a manlet Asian score on a header

Ayyy

azpi has been so shit recently

lmao Begovic

CONTE OUT

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

FUCK I MEAN BEGOVIC

conte rivals bilic as a man who looks like he is about to burst into tears

Only if you share loli porn

filtered

>fullback misplays ball in box
>CB ball-watches and plays with his hair
>manlet wins ball and heads it over 6'5" GK who looks lost

never change Chelshit

at least £20m alonso made an impact on his debut

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Rome is buried under piles of stinking rubbish and rats,, RIGHT NOW

>recently

>Cahill even do the it's your to the gk
what did he mean by this

ANIME

>tfw Terry will leave Chelsea in your lifetime

Chelsea so shit, that Pogba might actually get asssist/score a goal against them.

at least this impact didn't kill anyone

how much for david luiz again?

Shut the fuck up, Azpi has always been based and that wasn't even his fault.

>tfw no one will ever have so many wife fucking shenanigans as him

great player JT

>chelsea will never unJUST

Just end my life right now la, I'm done

>32 million for an afro Sergio Ramos

the sooner he leaves the sooner the board might realise that >we need to actually buy some good defenders

2999
£29.99M

Terry and/or Zouma can't come back fast enough

16m net income iirc

Why's that frog wearing your flag

My digits = score at old trafford on saturday

Lester go full pacey black man today

Are Leicester, dare I say it, back?

Gray and Musa have looked lively

all the good defenders cost pogba amounts these days mate

even some literally who from napoli wouldn't go for less than 50milliion

im ok with this

Lel Chelsea flapping

>asspilicueta

no bully that's the epitome of my paint skills

Why didnt buy Xhaka instead of pogba

Its either that or having Cahill and Luiz at the back.

PUT COSTA ON

damn batshuayi that was a good opportunity

The problem with a defence is like that is that you can't trust it, it's no surprise that even Conte wants defensive players.

Chillwell in the middle of nowhere

zouma and christensen maybe

FUCK OFF OX FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT

Its actually quite unbelievable how even in the year 2016, Chelsea are still useless without Terry.

A normal slav doesn't have the ability of a dumb nigger who dabs. I mean Xhaka can't shoot a music video with Stormzy about peng tings on his whatsapp, what's the point in buying him then?

please Zouma get well soon

Team needs Costa's attitude

>this Chelsea team won the league in February 2 years ago

Chelsea Goalkeepers are crap that's why chelsea is losing right now. Roman should buy jack butland in Christmas

Knowing Chelsea those two will be sold and then become world class in a year whilst >we will continue playing Cahill and Luiz.

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Team needs purging

i can foresee zouma being shit after his injury and christensen preferring to stay in germany

why isnt >chat playing?

Chelsea are losing but Fabrgeas is starting, do Chelsea fans still want Conte out?

Kek, Costa chatting shit. Please bring him on against was and see how it goes.

fuck off paki

>costa fuming over the team not winning even from the bench

And people unironically dislike this guy?

Nearly everyone is the second string team.

Chelsea have been useless since October 2015.

Did Conte always make subs ridiculously late?

just the reddit fucking shits, dieGOAT is based and literally /our guy/

>PEEDRO

>chelsea supporters
>likeable

fuck off breivik

rested, between cups, PL, champions league, leicester have a shitton of games to play

Come on boys we aren't playing bad, just score one before half time

>CUNTE

> jack butland

his name sounds like a porno

Jack in Buttland 9 : 4 hours of intense anal action!

also goal Okazaki again LIFELONG

FOR FUCK SAKE

JAP

KEK TWICE

WALK ONNNNNNNNNNNN

Offside but holy shit what a ball from FarbeGOAT.

>CHELSHIT

FUCK OFF CUNTS LOL

> Chelshit

Kek

KEK

>getting 2 from Okazaki
kek

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NIHONJIN NO CHIKARA DESU

LUIZ GETTING REKTD

JAP
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holy fucking gayass nigger shit lmao kek

SHINJI-KUN

great finish desu

WALK ON

>the state of this chelsea defence

fucking hell lads

JAPS went rampage after left out from CL squad

Conte needs to go already to be honest if he can't even create a solid defence

>ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS >ANIME WINS

>Why the fuck I'm not on the pitch

X X

Who is Leicester winning this?? God damn it

>rob psg
>they rob us right back

KEK
SHINJI
H
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J
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OKAZAKI AGAIN

>that basic chant

>blaming conte for a shitty defense

>chelshit defence

Oh my lord it never fucking ends. This ride is getting way out of hand.

>arse winning
>pool winning

guess its our day lads

METAL OKAZAKI CONFIRMED

I am getting last season flah backs

Imagine if Chelsea didn't score those two lucky last minute goals in the first games.

only okazaki can score these type of goals

Ranieri literally destroying England playing like Chievo kek

Remember when we all laughed at Man Utd because Pedro snubbed them and they panic bought Martial?

>when you didn't realise you were playing shaolin soccer

*how

NOT SINCE PEARL HARBOR HAS A JAPANESE ATTACK BEEN SO DEVASTATING.

>Conte

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

all italians can do is good defence. his one useful thing is a fail

He's obsolete as a manager then if he can't even take responsibility for defending

Okazaki is going doopin metal

They left Okazaki out of the CL?
Fucking dumbasses must not have expected to go far.

holy shit this made me laugh really hard

Tuesday is officially cemented as the worst day of the week.

If Sweden fucking lose to Finland, I'm gonna an hero.

u fucking cunt

remember when begovic was a good keeper?

WEAR THE FOX
WEAR THE BLUE

Chelsea need to bring back Robert Huth

he's literally the only player who can replace John Terry

Big trouble from little China

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Chelsea will lose to Arsenal and it will be 3 defeats in a row, worse than under Mourinho.

he's in the squad, he just wasn't in the 18 last week

wew

remind me?

Anime wins again

He should always be at least on the bench, pure chaos player.

remember when Chelsea could keep a clean sheet?

Cred Forums is for weebs confirmed
post wifus

neverlands bringing the bants for once

Holy shit that finish from Michy though

leicester aren't playing man united yet that's on saturday

2-2 now,right?

two attacks,two scrappy goals.. ridiculous

c-cup doesn't count la

How many % Jesus he is in this picture?

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Why do the seats on the bench have bolstering?

CUNTE OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MOU DIDNT DIE FOR THIS

Who could they have gotten over the summer, honestly. They had the funds, but instead they get Luiz who is pretty useless as a defender.

Is Chelsea, dare I say it, going to be a comfy midtable club the upcoming years?

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Thats only because his defence assistant Massimo Carrera wasn't allowed to joun him in Chelsea. Now he's in charge of Spartak Moscow (only 2 goals conceded in 7 games, currently 1st place)

It really is astonishing how easy it is to score on this Chelsea team.

Most dangerous lead time

he could have brought any defender, anyone would have been better than luiz
even fucking djilobodji

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>posting slags before half-time

Tip top slags though m8, I'll give you that

You now realise Fabregas is on the pitch

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gnýri?

in all honestly i hope they dont axe conte this season he needs more time

>anime

He could have got numerous players he turned them all down because muh value for money

the only team more JUST than us

kek

>Conte too scared to play him in a 3 man midfield that includes Kante
>plays him with Matci

Get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeee

It's 2-0 actually

why didnt chelsea just buy stones?

DEKIMASEN

Nice

hey spee, just wanted to remind you:

chelsea are shit

>The state of Chelsea defending

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there's still time, bring dieGOAT on

remember when chelsea fans thought luiz would play as a CM/DM?

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>loftus-cheek

nice meme name

all these anime dubs

Good post

no? literally who would play centre back, mikel?

>You know you're a cute little heartbreaker!
>FOXY

neverton 0-1 norwich

lol

musa > moses

>this man is 17 years older than Diego Costa
really triggers the synapses

Gee i almost forgot for a second there
Thanks

one of these thousands of chelsea yoofs

>even asspilibeta starting to look like he has no idea what to do

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

COSTA WOULD HAVE FUCKING BURIED THOSE LOW CROSSES

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No. Chelsea only needs a better defense to at least end on the top 5 in the next few years.

RLC is not good enough for Chelsea

JAP

>literally damaged

/longlife/ here

Well, at least Alonso is looking ok.

Dubs for Costa getting a red after coming on

And yet he plays for them while De Bruyne was sold to germany.

Yfw ranieri wins this meme cup with Leicester b

JUST

CAHILL AND LUIZ GOATS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAHILL

>that goal
wew

Very deserved goal, we are played my good.

CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL CAHILL

DILLY DING DILLY DONG MOTHERFUCKERS

FUCK OFF

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>When the final of this cup is played, Donald Trump will be the president of the United States.

really makes ye hink

>yfw ranieri wins the champions league

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE ENGLAND'S BRAVE

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

Did Chelsea score? it's still 0-0 here

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>morgan

>went in off Luiz's hand

Thank fuck for that.

did Sideshow Bob ask permission to do this lads

Schmeical would have got that fuckkkk

I'd rather not think about it desu

*we have played very good

Yeah they're up 1-0 now

MOST DANGEROUS MEME

2-1

MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD

>No Huth
>Concede from set-piece again

First half . jpg

What a fucking fluke, they better fucking turn up in the second half.

...

Horrible empty space at the far post, they keep doing this

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>0-0
>go for a dump
>2-1

wtf happened?

nice trips

anyone have the full picture?

REMINDER THAT CHELSEA SHOULD BE WINNING THIS

Leicester are playing like shit and only got lucky because our awful defending

S-slags?

>Taking a 20 minute dump
Just bong things

Fucker thought he was worth 50m. Then he goes to Man City for 47 because he finally realised how shit he was.

>0-0
>go to the mosque
>2-1

You could say the same for the last 2 games as well. Blame Conte and the board for thinking Cahill is an acceptable player.

>Taking a shit for over 30 minutes
Need more fibre in your diet la

shiet

Chelsea goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois has revealed he will return to Spain one day, two years after rejoining the London club from Atletico Madrid.

Courtois, speaking in a interview with Marca, reiterated that his contract with Chelsea still had a further two years to run

"I still love Spain for the way Madrid is and the entire country," said the Belgian goalkeeper, who has recently been linked to Real Madrid.

"I loved Spain from the start for the food, the people, the way of life - I still have a siesta every day!

"When I left Spain I knew I'd return one day, though I have a contract until 2019 here.

"We will make a decision on whether I leave Chelsea or sign a new renewal whenever we enter the final year in 2018.

"I don't know anything about it (alleged interest from Real Madrid) apart from what I hear in the papers. I would love to play for such a club.

"Real Madrid showed me a very nice gesture when I my knee last year - they sent me a fax to wish me a speedy recovery."

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Both these teams are shit

...

ok

>the league champions are shit

hope that faggot leaves as soon as possible

Based beaners, this picture will NEVER get old

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why, he's fucking shit. I couldn't name a generation with more meme players than this one.

no wonder brooklyn broke up with this slut

Any other Lesterl/a/ds over here?

you might have prostate cancer if it took that long

He's right, if you have money then Spain is a far superior country to ours and Madrid is absolutely tip top tier. Although Barcelona is a better city because it's by the coast.

swap him for cech

because we got rid of cech and KDB to satisfy this ugly cunt

This has probably been so fucking twisted and turned on it's disgusting. I wouldn't be heart-broken over him leaving or anything, but I refuse to believe anyone would every say something like this to a newspaper, even if he wants to leave.

jesus all these bet ads on uk tv, it's legit worse than car ads here

are you watching the bloodzeed one?

Well Liverpool was far superior than us on the first half, in the second half we were better but still I think Liverpool is one of the most solid teams right now

The Swansea game was just bad luck

I'm Chelse/a/. Fuck you.

who else works for a bookies here?

gambling is huge here. you guys outlaw it though which is hilarious. £1 accy at the weekend? nah mate illegal. buy an AK47 instead

>some old flame I knew 10yrs ago found me on fb.
>she got kinda chubby and has some new piercings.
>but I'm really lonely
Currently watching this game trying to ignore the fact she messaged me.

what do?

>Courtois lured by a fax
>a fax
Retard confirmed.

Fuck the press already pressuring him out

Yes it happens, remember last season?

Liverpool first goal wouldn't have happened against a competent defence.
Swansea first penalty shouldn't have happened if Tebow knew what to do, and the second one was on Cahill being a complete mong, something he tried to replicated again today.

never fuck fat chicks

also piercings, fat, finding you from 10 years ago

never stick your dick in crazy

she clearly wants the D

fucking ridiculous

They were probably making sure the fax machine works

>fax
haha its just sunk in how silly that is

>the press
>not roman

this has got AVB written all over it

m/a/n city lads

>lose one game against in-form liverpool, a side chelsea traditionally always have struggled a bit against
>crisis

Holy fuck how retarded are the people that makes this?

Chelsea are back at taking too many touches, doing too many dribbles

D A V E
A
V
E

DAVE HOLY SHIT

AZPILIGOATER

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wut

DADDY

Yeah I misread your comment and I completely agree with you, God I miss zouma and terry.

Now we are 2-2 ;)

AZPILICUETA HOLY SHIT

F

AZPI is god

BLOOT

ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE ESPANA'S BRAVE

AZPILICUETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT

nice volley for a fullback

BLOOOT

BLOOTER

JUST

WHAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK

WEBEM WHEREEEEEEEEEEEE

is the lester meme dead?

DAVE DAVE DAVE
DAVE DAVE DAVE
DAVE DAVE DAVE
DAVE DAVE DAVE
DAVE DAVE DAVE

Fuck, fucking wake up Leicester

CHAT SHIT

FUCK MY GF CESAR

I still can't picture Schlupp as being black

WHAT THE FUCK ASPIELICUETA

Who's talking shit about Azpi again?

CRISIS AT LEICESTER

RANIERI BEING FAXED HIS CONTRACT TERMINATION DETAILS AS WE SPEAK

Okay once we're all done masturbating to the Azpi goal, can someone tell me what EBRLC's purpose in this team even is?

so this... is the power of azpilicueta at RB... wow

Goddamn, 3 floppy goals for one blooter, I can deal with that

Should Aspie start as right winger over Willian?

literally what is that fat polak doing on the pitch?

LE MOST DANJRUSS LEAD

>lelster

Chelsea has only played like shit one game and they are already making this??

Fucking toxic

Literally anyone should start over Willian at this point

Wow well done Pedro, looked like he'd miss out on all three of those second touches and he got them all

ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE ASPIE

>champions of eurore, you'll never sing that
Oh this is going to backfire

>tfw just realized no irritating ivanovic on the pitch

dubs and lester okazaki hattie

just came home lads,

who's the captain?

I'd imagine Gayhill

Alonso seems like such a reliable player. Pls start him every game Gonte :DD

I am done with this 'RLC is a striker' meme
Conte pls make change

rude name!

Allow me to assist you

I'd be so happy if Leicester won a CL so then i dont have to see Spain spam every thread with MUH TROPHIES

>I don't rate diego

twitter.com/SimpIyEden/status/778321378198032392

aspie bloot

wew

Okazaki double hattrick confirmed.

zoom zoom back when

oh shit

Based ref

RLC was totally invisible today

Diego looks so ready to fuck shit up

When is he not?

hes fucking shit desu

we fell for the hype

Musa still useless

John Swift scored for Reading again

careful about the hamstring diego!!!

when isn't he?

Absolute goat

literally schlupp with less strength

>Vardy
Vardy hattrick confirmed

The big boys are on their way, dis gon b gud

why dont you just suck his dick

That black Belgian player has played like fucking shit today, sent him out conte!!

Tbh I would (no home)

OHohOHOHOH

OHOHOHohoh

CLUJ
L
U
J

no homo*

Well he didn't break anyone from Liverpool last weekend in particular

>not rating the Dark Knight Batsman

>moses

NEW

Spot on

5 spanish chelsea players playing atm

>COSTA

David Luiz is killing me with those balls

sub off michy for michy