/epl/

what's DAP?

daps are trainers

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>its a meadow has a really big bunda episode

Needed more of those desu

>4-2-4
is this 1962?

>azpi on the right
>fabregas in the team

I-Is this the start? Will he finally put a stop to the "Oscar and Ivanovic should totally start" meme after he sees how much fucking better this is for everyone? Gonte pls :DDD

They're just being rested for the weekend

Will you guys watch Pogba flop or Payet top tomorrow?

I'm not sure what game to watch tonight yet.

worth risking tonys wrath desu

Consider the following: Wolfsburg - Dortmund

which L1 club do you support

Bloody hell, I might have to put the heating on

>not in the EFL
>are in the EFL Cup

makes perfect sense

It's already over.

unfortunately every country in the West is becoming increasingly Americanised in attitude yeah but I still think Europe, on the whole, has a far healthier outlook on art and culture. just hope it stays like that.

*sniffs*
*tugs shirt*

Oh my

>implying
Most dangerous lead, fäm.

And so on...

In the end I'm just going to listen to whichever game is on the radio.

Can somebody link me to a site which displays starting lineups with flags for the nationality?

Probably wouldn't even play at either team la. PSG don't even have Ben Arfa on their bench and he's more talented than Payet

flashscores.co.uk/

I think Emery is in cold with Ben Arfa tbH. he got kinda fat and stuff

idk. like I think in America going to an art school is really frowned upon, while here the consensus is that it's for posh kids with wealthy parents. Still thankful that I'm not born in the US honestly, live as a whole seems unbearable there

Thanks!

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Premier league predictions: who cares about the EFL cup edition
Man United 1-1 Leicester City
Liverpool 4-0 Hull City
Bournemouth 1-2 Everton
Swansea City 0-3 Man. City
Stoke City 1-3 West Brom
Sunderland 0-1 Crystal Palace
Middlesbrough 0-2 Tottenham
Arsenal 2-2 Chelsea
West Ham 1-1 Southampton
Burnley FC 1-2 Watford

Tried listening to games once. Not my ting.

>ywn experience that real American freedom™

Fuck lads how the fuck did it all go so wrong? Why did she have to leave me behind?

>tfw i will never be as happy as i was in this conversation ever again

I don't really like watching football on TV if I'm honest.

The restricted view is irritating, I want to see what's happening all over the pitch, not just where the ball is.

wow what a load of autism

White people innit

S-shut up I was drunk a lot at the time and she's a Romanian qt so she can be as autistic about her English as she wants.

>all her replies are just 'yes baby' and emojis

lol mate I don't know what to say

Emery and Ben Arfa was always destined to fail. He should've gone to Sevilla. It makes me sad that he's such a retard with his career decisions because he's an absolute artist of a player, and one of the most talented I've ever seen. Pardew dropping him because he doesn't run about and "put in a shift" is why England will never win a World Cup again.

imagine not watching the Dortmund game right now
i mean lads its the fucking EFL cup

Anyone has Everton-Norwich in English?
Only find Arabic so far.

m8

But you can't see what's happening all over the pitch when you're listening to a game, no?

Dortmund look more impressive than they were under Klopp imo

Who will poach Tuchel?

You can let your imagination run wild

Obviously not. But I still often find it better than being able to only see part of the game.

United when they sack Mou. United are in bad need of a young, innovative coach (not Eddie Howe).

united in 2 years.

kinda weird convo honestly

yes mate. I still think Ben Arfa would have been as good as Messi if he stayed focused and made good choices

Barcelona or Arsenal (if they can attract him).

United or Arsenal

Bayern after Carlo retires with three consecutive trebles

Bayern, duh. Quiz always wanted him.

Ah, okay. I ought to try it again someday.

:^)

Players like Ben Arfa and Ronaldinho are more magic and better to watch than the likes of Messi and Ronaldo imo, but it seems players of their ilk are destined to burn bright and fast and they don't have that machine like workrate and consistency that modern football requires.

I don't agree with you at all about Ben Arfa but I respect your opinion
As long as you don't say the same about Pastore

>Wanting to fuck babies

wtf?

>Ruben as a striker
>Cesc can play in a 2 man midfield but not 3
>Memehill

lmao top kekked and checced lol

>more impressive than the title winning team under klopp

just no

Honestly have no real thoughts on Pastore aside from being surprised PSG spent as much on him as they did when the first got their Qatar bucks. He was their first 'big' signing no?

they're just so over the top that they stop caring. that's just so nice and tragic at the same time

imagine not rating pastore

they are though. well last season they were, didn't really watch a lot of Dortmund this season

He's really solid

>letting Okazaki score against you
>unironically having Gary Cahill as a starting CB
Conte is finished by Christmas

>tfw nothing was ever ok after this conversation

Yeah, he was.

Imagine someone other than a QSG fan rating him

that broken english makes it so much sadder

>Pep will be exposed
>Mourinho and Conte will show you guys what a real manager can do

Okazaki is decent honestly. He's not top or anything, but he nets a handful of nice goals

what a relationship

>QSG
ahh yes, ABP

>eddie meme
wew

TBC

Cahill being a starter for what should a top club in a top league is a joke.

Xhaka just scored another absolute blooter

>Chelsea are playing like shite

It's almost like the last 12 years didn't happen and Abramovic doesn't own them anymore

Did you just see that? How did that not go in lol

It's going to be okay, user.

ahh yes, draxler

imagine supporting Toulouse

Back to /arse/. It was shite, deflected, any quality GK would have saved it.

I don't but cheers for them
They're much better than teenagers who walk in Auchan hypermarkets with a Pastore shirt

I quite like them. They've got nice players and give the youth a chance. But Dupraz is an absolute imbecile, literally the french Mourinho

>2 goals in 1 minute

wew lad

trading wins in the league for wins in the cup

Mate... You're from a country full to the brim of Bundesliga tier blonde big titled fanny.
Stop crying about some ugly gypo pickpocket slag and stuff your Nordic needle into some norvige vag you soft cunt

>Zenga literally starts a brand new team against a side they beat 2-0 3 days ago
>Get fucked over

Italians eh

Toon's B team is better than Wolves B team really

Okazaki decent, but Slimani should level them up. You need your striker to pose more of a goal threat that Okazaki. Musa's signing seems a bit redundant though, they should've signed another midfielder instead.

you now remember post Euros Conte hype where everyone thought he'd turn Chelsea's defense into a well oiled machine

I didn't care much about who he was
But he said some shit about Bielsa
I cared about his identity
He's as shitty as the shit he spouts

Slit eye rampage

Ousmane Dembélé is the GOAT even if he just did a tap-in

has Mendy been good?

Golfsburg getting absolutely heemed

>you now remember post Euros Conte hype where everyone thought he'd turn Chelsea's defense into a well oiled machine
Why do I always fall for every hype

>chelshit

>has Mendy been good?
played for about 30 minutes and then got injured, back soon though i think

Chelsea are GARBAGE jesus christ

Been injured. Amartey's played instead.

Better to have lived and hyped than have never hyped at all tbqh.

you're such a good guy Mark.

>mfw someone told me chelsea would challenge for the league this year

I dont see the point in the EFlel cup

Chiellini - Barzagli - Bonucci is a whole another level than Cahill - David Luiz lmao

Their defenders are. It's embarrassing even for a top10 team, let's not even talk about top4.

imagine being benched by Moses

>letting Chelsea score
>The islamic state of Lelster

Wasn't that Denayer supposed to be the next Kompany?

Top chuckle at Poverton losing to Norwich, cúcked by the player they let go

Breaking news: Chelsea players 'just messing about' during the warm up according to Gerry Taggart on 5live.

le loaned to 400 teams man

It wasn't the warm up, it was the first 45 minutes of the game.

EFL CUP HALF TIME

>Bournemouth 0 - 1 Preston
>Brighton 0 - 1 Reading
>Derby 0 - 1 Liverpool
>Everton 0 - 1 Norwich
>Leeds 0 - 0 Blackburn
>Leicester 2 - 1 Chelsea
>Newcastle 2 - 0 Wolves
>Nottm Forest 0 - 1 Arsenal

Yes, I'm stupid.

holy shit isis are bombing upton park

Payet's overall 2015-2016 season : youtube.com/watch?v=qyAyUucXq_Y
Payet against Romania : youtube.com/watch?v=L9WWbsDum2o
Payet's assist of the year (rabona) : youtube.com/watch?v=BFbT4ygqyWw
Payet against Cameroon (includes free kick goal) : youtube.com/watch?v=ZOu9t-h7dg8
Payet against Russia (includes free kick goal) : youtube.com/watch?v=xpPuyzycpXE

Well from the sounds of the atmosphere there are more people there to kill than at the olympic stadium

He's been missing creswell this season

Masuaku is shit

Will Chelsea ever be good again in my lifetime?

Depends on how long you plan your life to be.

No

why is Cahill still starting?

How long do you plan to live.

imagine being Gary Cahill. A lad that's not mediocre but not good either. he's just sittin here, not saying much but just thinking.

probably not

they've run out of money

Because there is no one else.

he's literally the non-leaf Michael Buble

>lester

Chelsea equalised btw.

Literally who?

Mordor FC

I don't understand what you're saying
Payet plays the same way as last season, he's been very great, the only thing he misses is more passes but it's still the same as last season
He has only played two matches and a half how can you say he misses Cresswell already
Also Masuaku has been unanimously surprisingly great except for the last match where he seemed to be strangely out of it
He's been so good that people didn't even blame him harshly for his penalty, all forgiven

>Joey Barton got promoted back to the Premier League in May as the main driving force behind Burnley's title win
>only four months later, he has now been suspended by Rangers for falling out with everybody at the club, bet money on Celtic getting whacked by Barca and is on the verge of being sacked

That's incredible.. And to think people were saying he'd changed.

poetry in motion, la

as a lifelong lester fan I hope we lose so we can preserve our power for the championsl eague and premierl eague

The only people to ever say Barton has changed are the fans of the team he is playing for at the time

driving test tomorrow lads

anyone got any cheats

don't be shit at driving

↑↑↓↓←→←→BA

Smoke a couple of weeds before to calm your nerves

up up down down left right left right B A

Run someone over

you get an automatic pass for trauma

cheers lads

just hope I don't lag out before the lights

>yfw Wales is now the best footballing nation on the British Isles
Drive on the right side, like a colony

get yourself some speed
or some ritalin

Is this the one to get the feds off your back?

no that's R2, R2, Circle, R1, Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down

>yes baby on repeat
>emojis

Is she Eastern European?

Romanian

It's the one where you instantly pass.

kek

>neverton

>poverton

>Arselel literally struggling to beat Forest

ToP KUK.

>lelverton

theyr'e winning 3-0...

>3-0
>struggling

>losing to alex "35 years old, honest" neil
>neverton

So that means Liverpool are struggling to beat Derby as well then.

>3-0 is a struggle

>3-0 with the kids

>Championship tier team
>'''(((title challengers)))'''
>only winning 3 (THREE)

Fuck off, >>/arse/, why do the mods let you leak?

He's unironically right about almost everything he says and the only people who say otherwise are poopy bums that are frightened to upset the apple cart. You can tell the kind of "people" they are immediately because the only thing they ever mention is muh racism which has gone beyond a cliche.

have you seen the team arsenal put out?

>this terrible damage control

Hello Joey.

>b-b-but they MEANT to play like shit

Fuck off.

>if I say it's damage control, it is!!!!

>>>/arse/

>Just your average pitch invasion - a fan tries to give Arsene Wenger a burger...

...what.

There's a way to say things
What Barton says is right but he says it for the sake of sounding smart, not for the sake of helping his teammates
We don't care about this violent hypocrite who wants to show off how big he is

>eat up you skinny lanky bastard

Fine, but at the same time
1. They're not fielding they're top eleven (who the hell is Lucas Perez)
2. They're playing away
3. Nottingham Forest is in the Championship, which isn't good, but not terrible either
4. Arsenal

>eat some proper food you snail eating shirt lifter

the burgers they serve at those fans don't taste like they used to

>wewladski

>shirt lifter

>next week's Monday Night Football: Burnley v Watford
jesus fucking christ

Best game of the season

>"""""""""""""""""Super""""""""""""""" Monday

>le ginger master tactician faces his former club

i'm excited desu, that's a great """storyline"""

>Watford beat Man U
>Burnley beat Liverpool
They're practically big clubs at this point lad

>not having 3 watford players in your fpl team

>direby losing 4-0 to arsenal children
>florist losing 3-0 to liverpool's b team
wew lads

Just give us the cup now. Liverpool are going to walk this. Klopp will get it this year.

This is bad how?

Got your memes mixed up lad

>beating nigel pearson's utter shit derby side
>an achievement

>le purposely get the teams wrong editions episodes

>Beautifull blonde haired, blue eyed women all over Norway

I think you'll do just fine user

>beats Derby County
>"our year la"
I hope this is a joke. If so, here's your (You)

Shit, I knew that didn't look right.

Still
>muh big east midlands clubs

rate my oc

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Phenomenal

So bad its almost good

kek

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lel/10

>lester

Filth goal from Lelsea

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17/10

Delete this

been some quality posts on Cred Forums the past few days

>league champions losing to a mid-table team

Evil literally triumphing

>leicester

Its last seasons Chelsea all over again

>Lelster

God forbid they get into ET in the CL after going down to 10

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>losing to THIS chelsea team

Fucking 9/6 la

why are his teeth so white now

this t b h

What did Alex Pritchard see?

a toby carvery

Against Arsenal
---------------Begovic
Aspie---Terry--Luiz--Moreno
----------------Kante
------Fabregas--Oscar
Hazard-------Costa------Pedro

Yes I r ate Pedro based on tonight games

How did he taste?

Imagine losing to a team with Sebastien fucking Bassong as their captain.

>ronald pooman

Arsenal lose 4-0 to that, easy.

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37407967

>For new side Crick Athletic Colts Ladies, however, the beginning of the 2016-17 campaign has proven to be a steep learning curve. After 21-0 and 25-0 defeats in their opening two matches, Crick hoped to bounce back when they hosted Corby Town Ladies on Sunday in Northamptonshire Women's and Girl's Football League Division One. What followed was a resounding 34-0 defeat, although the home side praised their opponents' "spirit and determination" on Twitter.

Never mind the -80 goal difference: how is it possible that one team somehow hasn't played a match yet another has played three?

>Women's football

pic related

Women's football is such a joke, most other female have some dignity but football is just embarassing

>Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho's criticism of players 'nastier and more personal than Sir Alex Ferguson's ever was’

Hardly uncommon in amateur football la.

They're probably all on holiday or something.

It's way too early for this, even for Mourinho standrds.

the lestah meme is finally dead

>Eddie Howe the fuck did Bournemouth get into the PL again?

SAF used to shout abuse and throw shit at players, but I don't remember him hanging them out to dry in the press desu.

thought he'd have 1 or 2 good seasons before it all came crashing down

>Mememouth conceding a hat-trick to a guy that got relegated to League 1 last season
Bravo, Eddie Meme.

First defensive ineptitude against Poop and now this.

yeah that's pretty much exactly what the article says

>I don't remember him hanging them out to dry in the press

no, he just did that with the opposition's players

a true gent of the game

I expected him to last a lot, United being rich enough to sell and buy all the players he wants.

the best managers go mad at their players in the dressing room etc. but always defend them in public

I know it's not rare but that's just odd.

Unless it's like that team in one of the Northern leagues (can't remember who it is now) who can't play until they pay their creditors.

imagine judging managers in september

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i remember a couple of seasons ago guernsey went on a run in the fa cup and had about 10 games in hand because they couldn't play home games on week nights

give mou a break, rooney is undefendable

Could be worse: bbc.co.uk/sport/football/28976281

inb4
>leeds

Embarrassing how shit Everton are, being comfortably beat by a Norwich team who rested 10 out of their usual starting 11

No wonder it's been 21 years since they won a trophy.

true, that's not who he's publicly criticising though

he always goes for easy targets

Ilkeston? They couldn't play their first few games but they are up and running now

Didn't they register Le Tissier just in case they needed him because of that?

he's been slagging shaw alot too

it was a pretty strong everton line-up as well

Imagine thinking you're going to win the league after 4 games and then going into damage control mode when you lose

that sounds vaguely familiar, so probably

B team in a cup game, shit happens

Everton are fucked as soon as Lukaku loses form/get injured

imagine thinking I'm a united fan

That was them.

>their game against Hednesford tonight was abandoned in the 85th minute because the floodlights died: twitter.com/IlkestonFC/status/778336394079068161
lel

Was assuming you're an Everton fan

Some manager got sacked a few days ago and he was manager of the month for August

Tranmere maybe I don't remember well

imagine thinking I'm an everton fan

Quite reasonable considering how deluded and hypocritical they are

Everything goes against them really. They are actually more a phoenix club after the last one went tits up a few years ago. Selling Che Adams to Sheffield United really helped the new club with money though

>muh b team
They were 2-1 up and lost.

That's just shit.

Yeah, Gary Brabin.

They haven't won since the end of August.

Guess their co-op travel got them there

Thumbs up if you got it

>Tranmere

What happened? Did they look at Stockport and think, yeah, that's the club we need to emulate.

If only the train station got up and running as quick

What's that like 3 games?

Madness

is he back?

This happened: statto.com/football/teams/tranmere-rovers/2012-2013/results

>from 1st in February to firmly midtable two months later

Goodnight, lads. Sweet dreams.

night m8

don't die in your sleep

How do a club like Tranmere get relegated from League Two though, it's absurd.

see you tomorrow la

>go on twitter
>one of the top trends is lucas perez
>arsenal fans saying he's the next ian wright
arsenal's autistic fanbase is cancerous

Four.

Losing to newly promoted Sutton United for a club of Tranmere's stature must have just been too much.

Good night lad

Mickey "Ex-PL Manager" Adams is how.

Still

If you're going to sack him now should've just sacked him in summer

Are they building one? Notts is 15 minutes away ffs

When did players become such gigantic pussies?

It's been on pause for about 2 years cause of a load of newts. They are finally getting on with it now though.

micky did an ok job at leicester tbf

was a long time ago now though obviously

how bad are forest jesus christ

I tried to fix/balance the graph thing

Literally cannot fault this

Non one likes fucking Hull or Middlesbrough.

Some people like Hull.

West brom should be bad guys

>Ugly Pulis hoofball
>Billionaire Chinese owners

I don't mind Hull or Middlesbrough
You prefer Chinese owners over Arab ones?

there's a rat at the club that's constantly been leaking shit to the press these past 3 years. bad enough we're losing, it doesn't help when we got whiny players complaining about things not going their way

get rid of this absolute spacker immediately. won't be surprised in the slightest if it's rooney being butthurt that the media are starting to realise he's actually complete shit

Chelsea are likable if you aren't a pleb and/or a seething cunt though

Mou pls

I mean

They're not Ipswich

It's all the entitled Fergie old guard

too cluttered to determine who's good and who's bad

I'm just apathetic towards them, like I am to pretty much all the teams

Oh wait, I just realised how it's done

Carry on

I have a mild dislike of most clubs just on principle.

can you put leeds in antagonist

Who decides when a player's Wikipedia picture gets changed?

Can you put Leeds in the Premier League?

No.

garth crooks

I do.

Do you want one changing? Costs a fiver.

Seriously what is about Scotland that makes people look 20 years older

>Liverpool are the bad guys la

When will this meme end?

if it's a photo of them dabbing you can change it yourself

Man U will tear itself apart, and it will be beautiful to watch
Welcome to /epl/

It's all the fried food and heroin

>leeds
>PL
>ever again

current players that played under fergie:
de gea: maybe? though Im more inclined to believe its someone english
jones: lel he should be happy that he's still at the club
pogba: didn't really play much under fergie anyway
rooney: huge chance of him being the culprit, his performances dwindling and his position possibly at stake, he could be lashing out to get the focus on mourinho
carrick: my 2nd choice of who I think it is, bit of a quiet guy but a stalwart under fergie
lingard: he only really started playing regularly a year ago, doubt he'd be complaining
smalling: best form at the club has been post-fergie, hasn't got much to complain about
valencia: see de gea
young: see jones

basically a senior man utd player who has influence in the dressing room and the media, so either rooney or carrick.

Im sick of this circus every year. why cant they just realise ferguson is never coming back.

>go on twitter
big mistake right there, la

>the trevor sinclair and danny murphy rimhole licking of Rooney on MOTD2
That was fucking shameful.

>laptop internet connection is "limited" and wont connect
>working fine on my phone

ahh yes

Twitter is great for opposition fan butthurt when your team win desu.

Rio was probably at it and probably still facilitates it

I'd say Giggs was involved too

Is Giggs still at the club?

Rooney hasn't been slated at all in the media you utter fucking melt. The complete fucking opposite.

yep, I remember the whole chips fiasco. moyes was shite but rio basically telling everyone about what went on just felt classless

nah he's gone, just does pundit stuff at the moment

Painfully obvious the leak is Rooney. Fat cunt knows his days are numbered, he spews leaks anytime he feels threathened. I hate this man so much.

i was gona say giggs if he was still there

No, basically it's probably players who succeeded under Fergie who don't want to be associated with the post Fergie struggles so try to paint a narrative of clueless managers stopping them from being as successful as they were with fergie

when they started earning six figures a year

>Simon Makienok scores a hattrick

Wonder how much United, City or Chelsea will pay for him next window.

since the watford defeat there have been articles about rooney's poor performances:

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-player-ratings-rooney-11901519
mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/full-horror-wayne-rooneys-performance-8863925
express.co.uk/sport/football/711847/Wayne-Rooney-Manchester-United-Premier-League-Jose-Mourinho-Paul-Pogba-News
theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/sep/17/wayne-rooney-manchester-united

also some shit cycling through twitter, like the video of his embarrassingly shit highlights. it's just the TV pundits who hate to criticise him, especially his mates like neville and scholes

What happened with the whole Andre Gray homophobia thing in the end? I remember him being investigated by the FA and then hearing nothing after that

>I remember him being investigated by the FA and then hearing nothing after that

Yeah, that's how those investigations work, probably be months yet.

Had to give Tommy Hitzlsperger a consolidatory blowjob

>tfw deliveroo now have service in your area and you order a kfc to your front door

Apart from not murdering a load of people (yet) United are following the Liverpool trajectory almost perfectly.

>tfw the only KFC in my city constantly gets 0H ratings and inspectors find rat droppings frequently during inspection

Yeah, not eating KFC for a while

How much would Xhaka be worth if he dabbed and routinely posted videos on social media?

thesun.co.uk/sport/football/premierleague/1794600/burnley-striker-andre-gray-pictured-with-drug-baron-jailed-for-seven-years/

fucking dirty pakis

>united kill 30+ people in a europa league match
>everyone in england gets banned from european football for 5 years
>city are at their best here and would win a CL if not for the ban

Writes itself.

25m

Those big name fast food franchises are normally super paranoid about cleaning desu.

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how did you know I was from Birmingham?

why is this news

>safe standing comes into play soon after
>Old Trafford stadium crush kills 97
>JFT97

t.

You know what? There is no point. Have a (You).

> blow a 2-0 lead in the league cup before a champions league game
> tell your players to not give a fuck in ET

Not suspicious at all

good predictions

>manc equivalent
>not cockney

>the Sun

cant believe all the shit courtois is talking when hes been one of the worst goalkeepers in the league in the last 12 months

why is it so hard for belgian players to just shut the fuck up anyway?

like is it really that difficult to not make inflammatory statements and ansers to reporters about leaving your club? desu i wish all the belgians at chelsea would just fuck off already.

pretty shit way to exit a tournament really

even last year's exit was more honorable

the sun just wants clicks to get ad revenue so report on any old shit that nobody in their right mind gives a shit about

a footballer nobody likes was born in the same city as a CHILD-MOLESTING, PUPPY-BURNING, PENSIONER-BEATING SICK FREAK? you'd better believe they've published an article or seven about it

Why are the foreign bandwagoners always the first to overreact to a mild run of bad form?

Dunno but Ranieri should be sacked

Oh yeah.

Because their main exposure to fan culture is online where everything is overblown.

because the only reason they are supporters is because the team wins, take that away and they have nothing

Why do English bandwagoners think they're better than the foreign ones when they go the exact same number of games (zero) and make the same shitposts in /epl/?

Think everything happened at the wrong time for Leicester.

Chelsea with a goal just before half time and then a wonder strike just after. Then the red card just before full time.

If there's anything to question is why did Morgan, Drinkwater and Simpson play 120 mins? They're gonna be fucked having to play on Saturday and in the CL next Tuesday.

Team selection was shite on Ranieri's part. Hope he wasn't trying to appease the retard day tripper fans who go to league cup games.

you take Cred Forums too seriously

I'm getting a really odd feeling this will be a classic case of second season syndrome for Leicester.

Northampton will win tomorrow lads.
Leicester will win on Saturday.

Are >we gonna make it?

hope so

Probably not m8

good guys never win

Yes. Then you will win the Prem next season.
Can't wait!
>that Huddersfeel when

get through the playoffs, keeper scoring the winning penno again

>one game on sunday
>check to see why this is
>live SPFL: aberdeen v rangers
y u c k

Not sure I could take another penalty shootout like that.

I don't know why so many people think Leicester should finish high up the table.
Top half would be fine for them and bowing out of the CL in the knockout stages to a big side would be a succesful season for them.

Saturday is going to be the GOAT.

Just believe m8.
Say a little prayer before each match.

I meant it was going to be a massive disappointment in comparison to last season.

But if they prove me wrong then whatever.

so liverpool is going to win the league right lads?

elite opinion

not with their defense, its city or united

There's no or

it's City.

>United

>not with their defense

DELETE THIS

>united

good goal tonight klavan lad

>keeper scoring the winning penno again
triggered

>still doubting mourinhos ability to win league titles

i mean its been 8 titles in 4 countries, you would think people would learn by now, besides city has a much better squad than united, its a shame ibra is gonna hinder rashford and martials development

> United

Leicester have a better chance than fucking Poonited

how many times have United lost in the League 1 playoffs? you seemed to qualify every year but always get knocked out

> you would think people would learn by now

Mouyes took a Chelsea side that had outgrown the Premier League and made them into a midtable side.

>It's a 'Chelsea' fans are actually Mouyes fans episode

1.City
2/3.Spurs/Arse
4/5/6.United/Liverpool/Chelsea/Memers

have you seen this fucking team? Mourinho was 100% right about overachieving with them in 2014-2015 its actually shocking how genuinely shit some players are

Don't worry bro, we've had it worse than you.

> Lost to Blackburn to miss out being a PL founding team
> Lose 4-3 after being 3-0 down and lost due to a rigged referee penalty last min, against fucking Swindon
> Lost on penalties after a 2-0 comeback
> Missed a last minute penalty in the last minute just for Watford to go up the other end and score.

Though we have won it twice

> Score last min against big money spenders, Derby
> Score in the 120th min after subbing your goalkeeper for the lols

>filename
must have answered this question before

Including Championship about 8 playoff campaigns including 4 finals, no successes, not even any goals in finals. We overtook Preston for worst record after their last promotion

>tfw reading comments on the Premier League Facebook page

Oh Ahmad CR7M'busa, you do make me laff.

>kane

he was fucking shite that season

Is that Harry Kane in the background?

Aahahaha what a fucking mong

if the watford match was a home game i think knocky would've got lynched t b h

imagine if ronaldo converted to islam for whatever reason

yes and he was dire, basically a younger version of the current rooney

what is it with leicester and awful french (mahrez counts) penalty takers?

Shit, I can't imagine what would happen in that situation if the losing side was the home team.

My guess would be just utter silence. Knocky wouldn't have gotton lynched though, nor would Nugent if he took it.

Kane though...

Players are too pussy to take the ball off of them.

Nugent was our penalty taker then, he should have taken the ball off of him. Ironically Nugent scored about 10 peanlties the following season.

>french (mahrez counts) penalty takers?
you answered your own question

literally name 1 good french penalty taker

>name 1 good french penalty taker
what about this?

youtube.com/watch?v=0l_QmTEoPdk

zidane

>not even any goals in finals
Damn, and I thought us (Derby) were bad. At least we've won one. Lost 2 other finals and lost in the semis 3 times

>Arse

'no'. They're out of Top 4 this season.

Le Tissier

Would be become Mohammedo Ronaldo?

Three promotions from four finals for Huddersfield.

Though we've lost in the semis a fair few times.

Payet
Watch his free kicks
Imagine him kicking a ball from the penalty spot

Brazilians are all Christian desu.

>we've had it worse than you
Objectively incorrect.

Leicester have had play-off final victories.

Sheffield United have NEVER made it through any play-offs.

Ever.

> Le Tosser

Is the treble still on for Leicester?

Djorkaeff

yup, I've seen us lose at old Wembley, Cardiff and new Wembley

>implying that's anywhere near as bad as Lincoln City
Made the play-offs in 5 straight seasons. The first season they made the final, the next four were all semi-final losses

>he rates zidane
fks are totally different from penalties

you want straight powerfull shots in the top corners

muhhamed islamdo bin al ronaldo

kek, how many years have retards said this?

>cabaye(?) is balancing a floating adebayor(?)'s head and shoulders(?) on his dome

>responding to the autistic payetfaggot
Poor posts

This is the year lad

Which is it the year for
Is it Liverpool
"It's our year lad"
Or ABAs
"It's the year they will fall out of the top 4"
If both happened at once I think Cred Forums would explode

>straight powerful shots in the top corners
It's his speciality.
What.
Umm, who are you and why are you giving me a strange nickname?
We have to reply to whoever we want, fuck off to Reddit if you're just here to call out people

Had Spurs and City not imploded and Chelsea sabotaged Mouyes, it would have happened.

I'm an Arsenal fan, it's not going to happen. After Ozil broke assist records last season, he's double/triple marked. Xhaka is going to be closed down after two blooters in a row. Sanchez is too much of a manlet and gets frustrated too easily. Perez is Championship tier striker at best. Walcott and Ox are shit.

That leaves Carzola and literally fucking who's.

So, no, they won't make it this year.

forgot the link
youtube.com/watch?v=zBh3jytouwI

Everyone knows your payetboasting gimmick you fucking retard.
The league is unpredictable so of course it can happen. But Utd and Spurs don't look convincing. Liverpool can be as erratic as Arsenal as well. The 2-5 slots are a toss up this season.

>The league is unpredictable
>he fell for the anyone can win the pl meme

>everyone
Who? You alone? Or some shitposters from /arse/?
>payetboasting gimmick
>hurrdurr i dun like u say sth gud abut dat playa, u retar reeeeeeee
You're making yourself look bad, just fuck off from this thread immediately. This isn't your personal thread.

Let me have my delusion friend, I think City will win it but would like to believe it's unpredictable.

>always posts payet in every football thread
>posts the same webms and videos
>"w-what gimmick", multiple people do this
>"I-i am not autistic"
Holy shit, the mental gymnastics you must do are incredible. Autism literally speaks with you. Sad

>always posts about football
>always posts about his favorite club
>always uses tripcode
>always posts apologize memes
>hurrdurr i dun understand, why u doing dat, pliz stoopppp itttt, u-u-u are autistic!! u autist, u autist, u are literally autist, sad!! holy shit!!
Can you at least try to make sense instead of blatantly shitposting? If you're somewhat terrified of seeing the word Payet and can't help but get hysterical to the point of thinking it's going to murder, just filter it.
I'm pretty sure you're not sane at this point. Check a doctor for help.

Based Kloppo 2.0

Why are you yuros up so late?

Probably NEETs

how to achieve domestic league domination
>own a football club
>hire several thousand couples with great genetics to be baby factories
>have them raise the kids in a strict environment that encourages selflessness, determination, phsyical activity, feeds them an ideal diet and installs a backbone in them
>get them interested in football from an early age
>sign them up to your academy pretty much as soon as they're able to walk without falling over immediately
>spend the next 15 years developing them into the ideal footballer
>of course dropping the least promising ones along the way because you only want good players
>end up with maybe 10 very good young players graduating from the academy per year, a few of which make the first team
>win domestic cups
>win the league
>win the champions league
>get shut down by interpol for human trafficking and slavery after they realise something's fishy

I laughed.

mfw arsenal replace wenger with wagner

>>check to see why this is
the spurs or city game was probably on sunday but they have cl

Gr8 banter from the Sun

Pogba is just a dabbing Jeffrey Schlupp

I went to the games against WBA and QPR. The first was

>how did we win that

the second was

>how did we lose that

Fucking derby

don't think they want him, just jose spreading a rumour before they play leicester to try and get under his skin

hows based jaap doing in the championship?

JUST

somehow in 8th
team doesn't look great
no promotion for him desu

but on the subject of chmpnshp i'm glad cardiff and derby are shite and burton aren't relegation fodder

post YFW Northampton

Schlupp was good though.

i see what you did etc

is Cred Forums really slow for you lot

A little slow.

>2 months
>already lost the dressing room
bravo mouyes

who /hightest/ here?

3, 1, 4, 2

3>2=4>1

>she's taller than me

Unironically kill you're are self

I'm fairly confident they're all the same person

KEK

fucking manlet

anyone under 5'10 either needs to be culled or become a trap

>i'm glad cardiff and derby are shite
Why?

i don't think so buddy

cardiff cos their owner
derby cos local rivals

Aston Villa are have 1 win, 5 ties and 2 losses, kek

Will they ever come back to the EPL lads?

Pretty good turnaround considering the disaster last season

and yes. Sooner than you'd like. the good Dr will make it so.

Are you /lifelong/ or Nottingham Forest?

xia didn't make enough new signings and post bts piccies before they were officially announced on the club's twitter

Then at least I can respect your decision, I thought you just really hated sheep

Xia is probably going to be spending even more in winter

What's Andy Gray up to nowadays?

uh...you do know theres like, this tool, that can really help you if you need answers?

it's called google. fucking use it.

a tool telling someone to use a tool

funny how nature do dat

>help Jewoogle profile you

Lol, I bet you think they don't censor and filter their searches for the benefit of politicians.

Lads, what will happen when Utd lose tonight?

Jose will blame the weather

I can't see Accrington Stanley winning tonight unfortunately.

>"Man City will win the league"
>Front 3 of Aguero, Nolito and Sterling

Anyone realise just how retarded this is?

Aguero is the best player in the premier league
Nolito is a top tier rotation player
Sterling is the best prospect in the prem

Also
>forgetting to mention silva de bruyne or sane

Very ebic

Probably still doing commentary for some middle eastern sports channel.

>Andy Grey and Andre Gray are both idiots

Really makes you think.

independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/leicester-to-receive-less-prize-money-than-arsenal-tottenham-manchester-united-and-man-city-a7031276.html
Try to tell me it's not rigged

ffs why couldn't they save redbull-gladbach and barca-atleti until sunday when there's nothing else on

I don't even get what you're suggesting is rigged

that's what happens when you have millions of fans world wide, no one gives a flying fuck about Leicester.

Some talk of Utd going after Isco in January

"Chelsea showed the most interest in signing me," Morata told Sport Bild.

"Antonio Conte had already signed me for Juventus and it would have been a very good offer this time - I would have been the most expensive Spanish player ever.

"They offered roughly 70 million euros, but (Real Madrid) said that they had me in their plans and that was always my dream."

Only because Paul Scholes suggested that they signed another midfielder. It's most likely just paper talk from the "professional" """journalists"""

Best team of the last 25 years:

Kahn
Cafu Nesta Maldini R.Carlos
Redondo Keane
Messi Zidane Ronaldinho
Ronaldo

>Zidane ahead of Gerrard
>Keane ahead of Alonso

Granit Xhaka we've got
Grant Xhaka we've got
Granit Xhaka we've got
Granit Xhaka we've got

(repeat ad nauseum)

>le misogyny

>>>/reddit/

>2 goals in 2 games
>against 10-men Hull and the might Derby County

>Derby County
*Forest

>you

Yeah that's what he said

telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/09/20/manchester-united-manager-jose-mourinhos-criticism-of-players-na/
>Manchester United’s players fear that Jose Mourinho’s fierce private and public criticism is damaging confidence and already having a destabilising effect on their season

>mouyes
Who's the leaker though

obviously pooney

Carrick Rooney, anyone who's left from Fergies era. Probably Rooney, the scouse rat.

Imagine paying to watch cricket

Phil Jones. He's been there since Ferguscum, and has reason to be pissed at Mouyes since he's being phased out.

>England v Pakistan
>Can't tell the teams apart

Hm.

lel

Pretty sure he's injured. No joke

Haha. Oh my.

>the sovereign state of Northampton

>being upset you're not being picked in a team where almost every player is better than you

>telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/11096067/Rio-Ferdinand-hits-out-at-David-Moyess-tactics-while-in-charge-of-Manchester-United.html

>Ferdinand ridiculed his decision to prepare for a match against Bayern Munich by rehearsing set-pieces in a public park

>Mouyes LITERALLY morphing into >Moyes

Who keeps taking these pictures? Is it the insider?

>Mourinho is understood to have upset several senior United players
>senior players

Probably the same lazy fuckers that got shown up by the likes of Fosu-Mensah and Rashford

>Ferguscum

Buttmad bindipper spotted.

Any of you lads got the new PES?

new bread when
youtu.be/tx4-EP2WIxY

No im not a child so I don't buy computer games

Clearly you're a child otherwise you wouldn't still have this fuckboi opinion

>I'm not a child so I shitpost on Cred Forums all day
hmmm

do u ever grow out of the chon?

nope

transformed from full blown shutin autist to full normie with active social life and a gf, and i've continued to enjoy this website throughout all of it

is she mediocre on a good day?

she's qt on a bad day, 2bh

nope

i went from a robot to a failed-chad m8

still here tho

thats gay lad

proofs

don't wanna post my gf on spee 2bh

why not

bit weird. don't think she'd appreciate it and you guys will only go out of your way to be wankers

no benefit to doing it

she won't know

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