0-1 after 15 minutes (Guerreiro scored)
>Wolfsburg
Casteels - Vieirinha, Bruma, Wollscheid, Rodriguez - Arnold, Gerhardt - Blaszczykowski, Draxler, Henrique - Gomez
>Dortmund
Bürki - Piszczek, Sokratis, Bartra, Schmelzer - Weigl - Pulisic, Götze, Guerreiro, Dembele - Aubameyang
>Blaszczykowski being the captain vs BVB
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twitter.com
*autosage*
OBAMAYOUNG
Is Wolfsburg the new
>Shackle
?
Gomez doesn't deserve this.
Holy shit WOB is bad.
Sixteen minutes in, game is already over.
This is HSV thred
Heck, shitposting in both threads now.
we'll see...
Dortmund is going to dismantle them before this match is finished.
Can BVB give Bayern a run for their money this season?
Fuck all seems to work for them when Gustavo is out.
Whole league is bad.
Even Bayern look like a shadow of last season.
They already have, though.
how many goals will your croat yank score?
was there a first match thread?
2 assists and 1 goal
>going this pace
>with that shedule
kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/vereine/1-bundesliga/2016-17/borussia-dortmund-17/vereinstermine.html
really makes me think
Zero (0)
why so pessimistic?
its clear though the race between Lewandowski and Auba wont be a close one. At least if Lewa doesnt get injured or something.
There are just too many players at Dortmund scoring.
kuba is a superb lad and its a shame that dortmund sold him.
>yellow card for Kuba
for what? for being tackled?
WHO CAN LITERALLY FUCKING STOP US?
This Wolfsburg stadium is pretty aesthetic, love the green lighting.
Is Dembele, dare I say the next messi?
...
no
is there an overview about the 100m sprint times of active players existing?
WOLFSBURG WHAT ARE YOU DOING FFS
#FreeHalilovic
Hey Arnold... You suck!
>Gomez
Based Chancentod Gomez.
Right back to where he stopped in the BL.
Wolfsburg are playing like fucking shit, can't pass or shoot worth shit
>gomez
>Gomez
oh well, he had a good year
>tfw every week different starting eleven
>tfw we only have A Teams
>tfw 6 - 0 on regular
did you see the interview with alloffs right before the match?
he is hyper-pissed because VW lowered the limit of his credit-card.
also:
>gomez
yeah, in fucking turkey
no disrespect
Woow
bürki
ü
r
k
i
Great save.
*Ribery
he did alright for the NT also
Ayy time for Red Bull to replace VW
BÜRKI YOU WONDERFUL SWISS SUPERMAN
how much will manu pay for draxler in winter?
2200 HSV fans travelling 760k on a Tuesday.
That club is the soul of the Bundesliga. Never relegation!
Why are Swiss goalkeepers so fucking good?
Trade for Pogba
70m
1/10 of VW's payments to >usa
Patrick Foletti is a madman
Wolfburg getting a lot of chances, bvb doesnt play that solid in the defense. Might get slaughtered by real.
Could also be an entertaining 3:2
'
Wait what happened to Bartra?
1bn?
they could buy messi for that.
White and red in your nationalflag gives you uberhuman GK skills
adduktoren
Injured (which is a shame, because he was playing well and gave the assist to the 1-0)
Ginter is in for him.
How is raphael doing this season so far?
He's a leftback, but line up says hes been playing as CM?
>Bürki
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
good, he scored today
is bürki the neue neuer?
Gündogan with end product
Fuck
Didn't know it's that high
How can this shit have no bad influence on the German economy?
>Gomez
the wolves are playing better now
nice
>no bad influence on the German economy
nobody kehrs anymore when deutschbank is rekt.
He's amazing as a CM.
Would definitely fuck. No homo.
Watching Forest - Arsenal
is ricardo rodriguez good?
>No homo
yes
Pulisic has been crap
What the fuck is an efl cup?
League Cup
english football league cup, no sponsors this year
The last thing they need is another attacking midfielder
Didn't they call it capitalism one cup?
>logical reasoning
>manu
u wot?
Bendtner with a great pass that should have been an assist, but bad finish from the other player.
why does allofs have no neck?
wrong thread, you retard
Doesn't need it
The whole right side hasn't been great really. Pulisic is getting pushed around by Rodriguez, and Piszczek basically set up two of Wolfsburg's chances himself. Piszczek hasn't looked good in any of the games he's played really. They might need to drop him for Passlack.
who /nazi grandpa/ here?
>und KIA
>
go to bed grandpa
one of my grandpas was born in 1941, the other one in 1944
both were too young to be nazis
what about your great grandparents hans?
they were on vacation, duh
Jawohl, Kamerad!
yeah, one of them was in the wehrmacht, but on the comfy western front
no idea about the other one, he died shortly after my grandpa was born
FIDEL INCOMING
kek
Awesome talent desu. Nice driblling skills, great passing, good pace and clever positioning.
Why does the Wolfsburg numbers font on the back of the jerseys look like the Diddy Kong Racing font
Bartra out for 6 months
lol
RIP dortmund season
fake
BURK
U
R
K
>"Probleme im Aduktorenbereich"
he's RIP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jesus Brüki.
...
MAXXIMUM KEK
M A X
A
X
XHAKA
Better than the comic sans la liga teams had a few seasons back
that wasn't in but it makes me wonder... can we trust Hawkeye 100% though?
TOP LEL
>Gomez
Money well spent.
gomez, please.
concentrate on the match and not shitposting on Cred Forums
Jesus Christ Gomez...
FUCK
DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI DIDAVI
Most dangerous lead desu senpai
lmao
not a single German team will make it to the European quarters this year
maybe Bayern if they have 0 injuries
>SHITMUND
defense is way worse than offense.
how do we fix?
webm from the gomez fuckup pls, I want to watch it again
you cant
its the fate of barca-like teams
its going to be deleted instantly because gore
>tfw my stream is lacking
OMG
STOP INSULTING GOMEZ
Every time
>>MAJO POMMES
Its not hard.
Simply score more than get.
STOP
He is worst Mario
we're not vizekusen tho
s4k?
Hope Bartra's injury isn't too bad, and drop Piszczek for Passlack.
don't get rid of subotic
oh wait....
Does anyone need a HD stream? lol
STOOOOOOOP
DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE
OFFSIDE LOL
FUCKING REFBALL
WTF
never realized castro was such a manlet
>HD
>dat interlace
>dat pixelation
DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE DEMBELE
I didn't either. I only realised against Darmstadt, when he hugged Pulisic.
FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA FUßBALLMAFIA
>SHITMUND GETTING REFBALL
How much did Watzke pay for this match?
>wolfs burg
>Literally Sky stream from a Sky subscription on the Sky website
>IT'S NOT HD!
kek, germans truly have the biggest autism
>172 cm
holy shit.
WHEN?
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE!
pls guis
BUILD WALL
Subotic has become a huge professional SJW now
He was on Hart aber Fair yesterday and described how he's helping kids in Africa and shit
oh god
where have I seen this before...
dortmund 2:0 up away
high pressing from home team, score a goal 2:1
dortmund score offside goal for 3:1
...
you know the rest...
>thinking Sky delivers true HD
lel
...
that situation, where the ball wasnt fully in dortmunds goal. Was it really not? It looked like it in that one angle, although hawkeye showed it wasnt in clearly.
also
CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR CASTOR
4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0
Hello Kyouko!
How is Gomez doing?
Do you have the LFC game la?
>Wolfsburg close to equalizing
>lol here comes the refball :D XDDDD
>4-1
every time
turned off my stream
hahahaha
She's pretty.
>opponents better and about to turn the game
>irregular goal for dortmund
ahhh yes. it was about time
Wolfsburg really needs better CBs.
Bruma sucks.
Google even says 171.
>Roman Bürki making great saves, preventing Wolfsburg from scoring
>Marco Bürki hits the post, preventing Thun from scoring
It's like poetry, it rhymes
...
L E L
E E L
L L L
man, Wolfsburg is awful
AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG AUBAMEYANG
No u
Does helping kids in Africa = SJW now?
Dortmund should have bought Vestergaard, Okore and Boilesen this summer btw
...
everytime I accidently open the shitty stream which is ahead, I see a dortmund goal in the future, kek.
To be fair to him, at least he actually goes over and does shit.
...
I just put my VW Golf GTI on autoscout24
Fuck Wolfsburg
Come on, they were pretty gud. If it weren't for based burki, it would be 4-4 now.
what year?
km?
how much?
Doing it there is okay.
Importing them here is the cancer thing to do.
The 3-1 fucked them up
FUCKING WHORE!
FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING DORTSHIT SHITTERS
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AGAINST US WITHOUT REFBALL? NOTHING YOU FUCKING SMALL TIME TEAM
ENJOY YOUR 6-0 AT THE AA
A FUCKING MOSQUITO IS WHAT YOU ARE
FUCKING FUßBALLMAFIA DFB
FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SPORT
LITERALLY GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND YOUR TEAM FULL OF FUCKING NIGGERS
ENJOY 3RD PLACE LOL
HOPE YOU SHITTERS, THIS ENTIRE THREAD AND THE CITY OF DORTMUND, DIE IN THEIR SLEEP
GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER
NUR DER FCB
nigga please, they are lucky only conceading 4 goals so far.
4:2 might be a fair result, but its clearly a infnite chances episode for dortmund.
Of course the best portuguese player atm had to be born in France,
But he criticized the Hungarian ambassador, who was also there, for wanting to create a "fortress of Europe" and not let any refugees in
>Dorftrottel from Dortmund discovers Cred Forums
Well fuck that retard then
Guerreiro was probably one of the best transfers in the league tho
not always a fan of watzke but it was pretty smart getting him before the em
>t. arroganter und deprimierter ossi
...
being anti-dortmund is still the hip thing to be on Cred Forums right?
>Dortmund
>Dorf
what
Going to the barber tomorrow, what do you call Didavi's haircut lads?
BASED FREIBURG!
BASED PETERSON!
>HIV
>HIV
>HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV >HIV
PETERGOAT
how much did guerreiro cost anyway?
if it was less than 30m €, dortmund made a fantastic deal 2bh
Customer pls
>NUR DER FCB
i thought faggots like you would like madrid over barca?
can someone give me a stream pls, mine just died
I think people have moved onto supporting Leipzig. Though the two aren't mutually exclusive.
15mil or so.
are you kidding me.jpg
/bundes/ is 60% Dortmund for 2 years now
yeah, I meant to say the Wolfsburg defense is awful
>Adler
Trash. Delete this.
Somewhere around €12m
>falling for such easy bait
>this season Allofs is finally getting exposed
About time desu.
Dude is not black and looks like a fag either way. I habe no problem with that.
>soccer
ami go home
intredasting defending
all my streams died, help!
12 mil
fucking amazing
...
For me it was more about appreciating stream of consciousness shitposting.
THANK YOU BASED PISS-CHECK
This remake will be even worse than the original
>that defence
my fucking sides
PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk PISSCHECk
BASED PISSE
BASED AF
Not even a dortmund fan but
THE CITY OF GOLFSBURG
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK PISZCZEK
PICZSZEKKKKKKKK
STOP
STOP IT STOP IT STAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHP
Holy fuck, Wolfsburg are shit.
>dese sponsors
hate to disturb but >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV >HSV
When will Hecking be fired?
post more
>activate it
Labadia was already in damage control mode last week.
He'll be gone soon.
edgy
Plesse, go on...
Do those ads really work?
How much will castrol edge sales spike?
Is the team playing against Hecking?
HSV will stay in the league after a refball in the second leg of the relegation match
screencap this
Yes
Can't wait for him to get sacked
guise what is going on with dortmund
scoring like crazy every match
why?
So like last time?
EIN LEBEEEN LAAANG
The season's barely started, and it looks like two, maybe even three managers will be sacked. Fun times.
Hecking is playing them
have you seen the match?
wolfsburg wasn't even that bad
but dortmund is currently in rape mode
they don't give a shit how good the opponent is playing
that defeat in leipzig really made them angry
the rest of the bundes is just that bad
exactly
Götze+Guerreiro = 5 goals guaranteed.
Now it's all Draxlers fault. >:(
ez fixtures
competition for every position
>that defeat in leipzig really made them angry
Don't even remind me. They will lose against Hoppenheim too I bet.
And HSV for some reason.
Top 5 clubs in the world right now
1. Borussia Dortmund
2. Real Madrid
3. Manchester City
4. FC Bayern
5. Barcelona
Castro > Götze to bee Hoeneß
>27.9.2016
this will tell us the truth
Dortmund should be higher desu
>FC Bayern
who?
>Castro > Götze to bee Hoeneß
Thats Taktik-Tuchel.
He makes the enemy defense chase Götze all game, then brings in a fresh Castro who rapes.
The last 2 games he did the same.
Although Wolfsburg isn't the same without de Bräune, I wouldn't count them as easy fixture. At least before this match.
>dem deep passes
is Hummels the most overrated player of all time?
Actually it's:
1. FC Bayern
2. Manchester City
3. RB Leipzig
4. Real Madrid
5. Borussia Dortmund
Actual top 5:
>1. Barca
>2. City
>3. Bayern
>4. BvB
>5. Real/Atletico/Juventus
>71374175
FC Bayern should be higher desu.
nobody posts webms of goals anymore? even on reddit they dont get posted all the time,
>17 goals in 6 days
Who can stop them???
Britbro died ;_;
Science!
clubelo.com
There's absolutely no way Carlito's Buyern can defeat Atleti now, if even Pep couldn't do it.
>nobody posts webms of goals anymore?
The englishman is probably busy with life.
>even on reddit they dont get posted all the time,
>reddit
that are exactly which one died you dingus
I hope Atleti will stomp the Nazis, but Bayern tends to win anyways lol.
16. Hamburg
17. Darmstadt
18. Bremen
whats wrong with reddit?
>Hamburg
>Labbia
what isnt
dembe throwing away dat 1:6
Labadia fired today?
the big subreddits are pure cancer.
FUCK OFF GAIA FAGGOT!!!
Among all the cancerous social media accounts, no one comes close Bayern's official US twitter account.
This one is even very mild compared to a lot of the shit they post.
at least he has portuguese blood u_u
I get my goal webms from there
Jesus Christ. Someone gets paid to normie shitpost.
What am I doing with my life?
keep this filth out of here
jesus fucking christ
What the actual fuck
jesus christ bayern
How many goals was Guerreiro involved in today?
He's so fucking good
>5-1
Today's a good day so I'm gonna let you guys in on some secrets.
It's amazing how easy it is to get (you)s on /bundes/ these days. I've ruined the RPP market so fucking hard. One easy as hell (you) generator is Kyouko's tripcode, don't know why there are only like 2 people who use it (see it so rarely when it's not me posting that it has to be just one other person). Just put it on and watch the (you)s fly in. Did other people just not grab it? It was on /r/Germansp for almost an entire day before >she deleted everything on there. #Lr_@7%^y
2nd generator, you probably know this one: Pretending to be Neinhold.
Just blabber about some technical stuff or nonsense that nobody understands and how you will change Cred Forums for the better. The (you)s you'll get will be ironic ones like
>pls don't hack me
but they still count
3rd: don't like this one but it's even easier than the previous 2
just post some political stuff, either anti AFD or pro NPD (yep I'm serious)
can't handle this many (you)s
4th: despicable but easy (you)s
pretend to like RB and how they change the bundes for the better
5th, super secret generator
pretend to be a Buyern fan on a non-matchday
these fags only come here to shitpost when Buyern plays
when there's no game you only have Tobi and/or Quiz
this means that people ITT who hate Buyern are really starved for Buyern hate posts, just spam pictures from Buyern's twitter or something and count the (you)s
or talk about Hoeneß or shit talk Dortmund/Tuchel
Do they get paid though? Or is it just some unpaid intern doing this shit?
Nothing desu. It's what you make off it. And no, I'm not a reddit user because I'm way to autistic to use non anonemouse forums.
was it just me or was Götze still invisible?
HIER
REGIERT
DER BVB
The whole club is a disgrace 2bh.
Is autism hard to live with?
top kek
you can't lie they were pretty cute together
seriously though how can dirtmad customers get triggered by such obvious tomfoolery, my fucking sides
nah, I get by
are you the Bremen guy? you give me some easy (you)s when I praise HSV kek
it might seem cringy for us, but americans love that shit
It was just you. Götze pulls 2 players to himself constantly, freeing up Guerreiro. Thats whats so amazing about TaktikTuchel's new strat.
He plays 2 10s, who can switch off to 8/6 when the other is attacking.
Since Götze is constantly being doubled, it frees up Guerreiro as I said.
God, my dad is so embarrassing
not gonna stop you from getting railed by real
I think two. He's been godly.
>Since Götze is constantly being doubled, it frees up Guerreiro as I said.
Either that or they risk leaving massive gaps out on the wing.
CUTE!
...
>SCHALKE
>0 PUNKTE
>kuba going to the dortmund fans
;_;
me on the right
inb4 lol trolled
Thats not what happened in 2011/12/13/14.
No risk no fun.
really makes me think
>;_;
this
do you know why he left dortmund?
because he does not want to compete with pisczek.
because hes one of his very best friends.
these are things, no fucking buyern customer faggot would understand.
ever.
(you)
why bring up FCB? so buttblasted LOL
nice samefagging.
please have sex
thanks for the (you)
HSV's next three games: Bayern, Hertha, Gladbach.
Raphael Guerreiro to Buyern when?
>even in the midst of an emotional epiphany, the dirtmad shareholder cannot help but think of his senpai bayern
cannot make it up
no biggie
They're so fucked, it's not even funny.
this is exactly how I imagine all the Dortmund posters ITT
fat, unemployed, no beard, beta virgin voice
But surely AVB will turn it around for them /sarcasm
more like, half of their squad to buyern when?
They are so fucked.
>thread did not end up on autosage
So match threads are still okay, good to know
>this is a 10/10 in USA
That was the most disgusting game i have seen in the past 2 or so years.
Of course it had to be a Dortmund game. It just had to.
God i hate this sport
>71375077
wouldimpregnateandnevercallagain/10
agreed
next hoyzer soon
>Liverpool have an easy win against a bottom table team
Well colour me suprised
neck yourself already
>Dirtshit fans mad at someone saying the truth
kek
Wait, is that who they're looking at? Fucking hell.
So says twitter
You know remember the last time BVB had a portugese GOAT
Not even a dortmund fan.
now*
trottel
>gaia faggot
Now this is a throw back.
I don't think anyone is lmao
doing the entire list and not getting (you)s
fuck off
So my friends, what's in for us this season? I say 2nd in Bundesliga and quarter final in CL.
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>2nd in the league
>CL quarter final
>tfw not the only EFFZEH fan in this thread
Dembele was so free, it was his own fault for being offside by a few inches.
Doesnt change the fact Wolfsburg got rekt, and its their own fault. They didnt score when they had there chances and their defense is horrendous. They could actually conceded even more.
also
>le only dirtmund gets irregular goals allowed meme
>falling for the bait
This might actually be the year they get relegated. Though they're probably going to end up being bailed out by Bremen and Darmstadt being even more shit
Hmm
Is this /bundes/?
>Bremen
What the hell was Thomas Delaney thinking
check'd
you should re-read the right table
are you drunk again?
??
>Pulisgod
>OusMessi Dembele
>Punished Götze seeking redemption
>Mor
>Guerreiro the Portuguese warrior
>Obama yang a guaranteed 20+ goals a season
>Micky the Mercenary and GunAlwaysinjuredan are out
>Ancelloti the league choker will choke the league
Who can stop us? RB Plasticzig? >Schalke? We are winning this league
Oh right
Because the matchday hasn't finished yet, their decisions haven't been made yet. So they treat it as if no points have been awarded.
right table has dortmund at 3 games played, left at 4
thats because RB being in the Bundesleague is irregular by default.
>that post
>RB executives on suicide watch
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Dortmund lifelong since Pulislick started playing. How is he doing?
Based
Better than expected
>17 FC Schalke 04 3 0 0 3 0:5 -5 0
oh wow
Based Effzeh will rape them tomorrow
why is it that always in matches in Wolfsburg I see streams/webms from both opposite sides.
Always confuses me. You dont see that in other matches.
you see that in other matches too.
one direction is for the domestic viewers, the other for international tv. the ads on the billboards at both sides are different
goodnight
Good night and remember to be productive tomorrow.
