Heem General

t. nerd

Brenden "you bet your sweet ass" Schaub is basically the Tobias Funke of mma. Everything he says is unintentionally really really gay.

Cristiane Justino vs. Lina Lansberg
Renan Barão vs. Phillipe Nover
Roy Nelson vs. Antônio Silva
Francisco Trinaldo vs. Paul Felder
Thiago Santos vs. Eric Spicely
Godofredo Pepey vs. Mike De La Torre

post a selfie

this is correct

Lansberg via Landslide (jk UD)
Barao via UD
Nelson via R1 KO
Trinaldo via UD
Santos via R2 TKO
Pepey via memes

No idea who Funke is but I have no doubt you're correct

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youtube.com/watch?v=pX7ay8vfJ4U

I think this pretty much confirms Garbrandt via TKO
If you were thinking of picking Cruz, you've been warned

is that you on left?

is that you? fucking hot for sure my man

Yup. Schaub invited me backstage to TFATK Live because of my shirt.

I saw, don't blow it next time.

I wonder how Big Rigg is doing these days. Last I heard he was in a rough patch, his restaurant got shut down and because of his lose streak he stopped receiving media coverage, therefore no additional income.

schaub bless

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he's had to cut down to only five steaks a day

opening a restaurant is one of many terrible decisions hendricks has made

Are you a FightPass member?

youtube.com/watch?v=ebTo3NlkEWw

I have a girlfriend I don't love.

Despite teaching I still attend Uni as to learn something more.

Training is all I have left.

I want to die every day.

I have friends which I don't need, except for one I love, but he's as far gone as I am.

If it weren't for my parents, both which I haven't seen for a while, I would've ended it a long time ago, but I wouldn't make them go through the pain of losing their only child while in life.

I peaked too soon.

All I wanted was a family and children, none of which can be attained.

My past successes are diminished by my inability to do anything else now, I'm the Featherweight division, I'm stuck in the mud and I don't know how to get out.

Sure, many people would trade places with me, but I guarantee you it'd be only as long as they could remain themselves in my shoes.

youtube.com/watch?v=ebTo3NlkEWw

Anyway, can Wonderboy beat Woodley? I feel like his chin is questionable and Woodley is basically a chin hunter. I wouldn't want Woodley to remain champion, not one bit.

Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Trinaldo
Santos
De La Torre

the fuck is up with this woodley meme?

have none of you see the rory fight? robbie did nothing to woodley and paid for it.

who is that absolute moron in the far right.

the beard reminds me of ur mum

Can't underestimate Blacksplosiveness basically

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eventually

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post yfw cyborg fights an elite grappler and is finally exposed as Rousey 2.0

Upcoming events:

9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - Cro Cop vs Myung
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson
11/19: UFC FN 99 - Nelson vs Kim
11/19: UFC FN 100 - Gustaffson vs Nogueira
11/26: UFC FN 101 - Rockhold vs Souza 2
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari

News:

mmafighting.com/2016/9/20/12981518/sage-northcutt-on-mickey-gall-s-ufc-foes-it-s-almost-like-fighting

mmafighting.com/2016/9/19/12981522/al-iaquinta-willing-to-walk-away-from-mma-if-dispute-with-ufc-remains

mmafighting.com/2016/9/19/12984124/nate-diaz-drug-test-clean-but-usada-still-looking-into-press

rude

Woodley is a meme because his """fans""" know his time is short. He won't even earn the title of most pathetic title reign since that goes to Serra. Utterly mediocre

Can his chin take a shot from Big Country?

UFC Fight Night: Johnson vs. Poirier draws 826,000 viewers

Who /hype/ for Gregor Gillespie's debut?

Megan Anderson will expose Cyborg,cap this

also

>mmafighting.com/2016/9/19/12984124/nate-diaz-drug-test-clean-but-usada-still-looking-into-press

fuck that usada goofs

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you look exactly like a full fledged douchebag senpai

what a dick move, making fun of a nice kid whos sent by god to do flips

lol

>w-weed's not addictive

Wouldn't mind "fucking" Ronda, if you know what I mean ;)

truth

relegated for autism

anyone have an updated version of this?

50 posts in and the nerds have already compromised this thread

degenerate

when the FUCK is conor/alvarez @ 205 being ANNOUNCED!?!?!?!?!?

>Cannabinoids are only banned by the WADA Code in-competition, but that definition includes the six hours before and after a fight. The UFC 202 press conference was within that window.

wew
not surprised nate didn't bother to make sure he was allowed to smoke a CBD pen at the press conference

andrade a cute

dana still has to figure out how he's gonna screw jose first

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She has a black belt in jiu jitsu

LOL HOLY SHIT

tapology.com/search/mma-event-figures/ppv-pay-per-view-buys-buyrate

brown belt*

is this loser gets cut fight?

lock the cage and release the lions

probably not cut but asked to retire

They both get cut regardless

watch it go to a draw and they both stick around

Cyborg can grapple dummy

What did he mean by this?

If Nelson loses they keep him , if Bigfoot loses they force his retirement. Doubt the UFC will gift them their fight Fedor in Rizin pass so easily.

too bad they can't tie and retire together

the last time cyborg seriously attempted to grapple she accidently pulled gina fucking carano directly into mount
she can't grapple

Bigfoot should leave the UFC and go straight back on the TRT and heem Fedor

cyborg
barao
nelson
felder
santos
pepey

book it

Free handjobs

Twice she did that

youtu.be/oNLXE-sjpVA

Why do women do this?

Cyborg
Nover
Big country
Trinaldo
Thiago
Pepey will strike by the might of the holly kek

I want her to choke me out, I don't care if it's weird.

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

Cyborg
Barao
Nelson
Trinaldo
Spicely
De la Torre

Mighty Mouse could heem poor Bigfoot at this point.

my way to fix kickboxing:
eliminate k1 shitrules
pull full muay thai rules
don't having a retarded scoring system like muay thai
don't have manlet traditions and shitty music

basically japanese kickboxing, traditional japanese kickboxing is just that, muay thai without retarded scoring system and music, if k1 just use the japanese rules of the time and not invented their retarded rules, kickboxing would be synonymousof muay thai but without retarded thai traditions, that would have been beautiful.

is completely normal to desire people of the same gender.

specially be rape by someone so handsome and alpha like rico.

>how to fix kickboxing

4 ounce glove

>mfw janitorcuck is up to no good again

get a dog, go outside, get some friends, maybe play some ball, become pro like me real NBA tier ya heard?

actually naw, you just stay a poor cuckass janitor.

>inb4 this cuck bans me for only 3 days because he's a bitch ass nigguh

Schaub is gay

but user i like my hand pillows.

>any non McGregor card could pay all the fighters with just halve the purse or less
>people still don't think Dana is a Jew

confirmed

youtu.be/N8i5NLyXZdc

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Smaller glove goes perfect with MT rules. Better clinch game and no overeem style "this sucks so I'll just put my pillows in front of my head" = more exciting fights

true, i can't deny that.

not like you'd fight with those rules, only watch as entertainment.

HW always tick around cuz the division is shit. Plus they are decent names

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grazie senpai

>Borg
>Barao
>Nelson
>Felder
>Santos
>Pepe

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ya'll niggas be trippin wit all this wondertwink shit, tryon woodley is the mu'fuckin truth

HEEM

>tumblr
>ebonics

i don't why everybody thinks she have a unfair vantage for being a tranny whe she shows she is just worse than any female fighter in UFC in that fight, WMMA level is terrible, filled of soccer moms, the only difference between these soccer moms and fallon is that fallon is a tranny, but still a bad fighter like the 95% of WMMA.

would be fun watching cyborg raping her though.

youtu.be/Kw-Z1yM80t8

everyone has their own cuckbedded now

what did he mean by this?

That looks like Rumble vs JDS on first view

You do realize that almost 94.62% of the shit said on this very thread is actually accurate in real life, right? MEME MAGIC IS REAL LADS, RUMBLE IS HEEMING DC INTO OBLIVION REALM

can econoreem beat ufc 200 bork?

U dumb fuck he said junior cigano dos santos

its a guy with fake tits

fuck coker for stealing chael

i really hope garbrant loses every fight for the rest of his career

>she

How is Garbrandt a jackal

Upcoming fights:
Cyborg on Saturday

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Thanks man

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SOAK

IT

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DON'T GIVE A DAMN 'BOUT MY REPUTATION

>tfw your anti girl ruins a great song

Reporting

Canada vs USA in world cup of hockey right now bud

we aren't friends right now

thanks man, much appreciated

beat off

Daily reminder that the american sperg proxies as the spainsperg

wheres hockey boy watchin hoky

sauce for that? is there more?

i know, and she lost against a WMMA can, ronda or any top 5 women would destroy her, and everyvody knows that WMMA is fucking shit, soo i don't eat the argument she have a unfair vantage, and even if she have it she still is fucking shit.

girldick is cute desu.

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

i don't know, i donwoad it for the previous thread.

Bless you bro

RIP

Good post

Explain please.

what did he mean by this?

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we've got a comfy lead now so we cool again bro

hmmm

This fool is gonna be staggered in the first minute, only retards like Nate are immune to the banter and the left hand

How funny will it be seeing him bouncing around eating vicious lefts after vicious lefts

>It's almost like the UFC sells more as it expands
grazie senpai

eddie is gonna hit the canvas hard

shut the fuck up, nobody cares

Which fighter do you think is the chillest?

I'm thinking either Chad Mendes or Cerrone

Do you feel bad for him?

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two gayest posters are the same person I'm just sayin' bud you don't have to be mad

>h-hey guys, r-remember me? i-i'll be fighting on fightpass again soon, make sure to check it out....

reminder that gooby cant take dat wrestlefuck and struggles and suffers in the clinch

if he doesnt get dat ko early its gonna be a bad bad night for him

looks like aldo the apache might have gotten ahold of him at one point

classic greece post

I'd be down to drink dark beers and play videogames with DJ

Conor's fanboys can't handle seeing their meme go crashing to the ground again after he just barely got propped back up by a slim majority decision against the #5 ranked lightweight

Cyborg
Barao
Bigfoot
Massaranduba
Santos
Pepe

Conor by far

SHOTS FIRED

twitter.com/mickeygall/status/778412717455605760

will planks get me a stomach like that?

Thing is Alvarez is a fight I can just see Goobs winning

I was unsure on RDA, but for some reason I reckon he'll hand on Alvarez quite a bit unless he's full wrestlefucked

>Talking shit to Sage

Gall is being smart af about his run in the UFC, holy shit

lol Eddie's head movement = nonexistent

he is going down hard bud

twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/778340550638379009

>post yfw cuck man punk gets another asswhoopin

yeah wow a grappler shit talking a guy with an exposed ground game just brilliant

NO MAN
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT FFS

I MEAN FIRST HE CALL OUT PUNK, GETS HIMSELF IN TO THE UFC WITH EYES ON HIM BECAUSE HE'S A MANDRAMA STAR. THEN HE CALLS OUT SAGE WHO'S A RISING STAR HIMSELF AND TALKS SHIT ABOUT HIM TO PROMPT SAGE TO REPLY, THEREBY CREATING MORE HYPE FOR THE FIGHT AND DRAWING MORE ATTENTION TO HIMSELF

IT'S SMART BECAUSE YOU RARELY SEE OTHER GUYS DO THIS COME ON MAN PLEASE UNDERSTAND

playing video games with a midget, the only acceptable thing to play with midgets is midget toss

youtube.com/watch?v=jkJGxfgU6Pw

lol

Leave him alone

Stefan Struve has the worst physique I've ever seen in my life, I cringe whenever I see him.

I don't understand why he has to fight in the UFC, it seems like a terrible place to start.

calm down pal

He should fight Kenny Robertson

It's obviously going to be Mike Jackson
The only fighter with a skill level comparable to CM Punk to ever compete in the UFC

mike jackson would heem cm cuck

sorry dude

amir khan

would be absolutely perfect

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We don't even know what CM Punk's stand up game is like, he swung once and missed. If he would just fight in the amateur leagues then maybe he can actually win a fight.

>yfw Punk subs Khan

inorite

They're gonna have to find another 38 year old guy in that case.

Cyborg
Barao
Big Country
Felder
Santos
Pepey

What is the most meme submission?

God, your flag is so fucking aesthetic, bro.

Seriously, when I'm debugging or moving layers I will just go to Google Maps and check out Norwegian suburbs so I can see all those nice colorful Skandi homes with the long naval style Norwegian flag flying.

I feel like those IP flag gifs make it even nicer and more pleasing.

I just want to get high af off of admiring the Norwegian flag.

RWB = Best Three Flag Colors
+1 for Nordic Cross

Omoplata, only one happened in the UFC.
Alternatively the Twister.

heel hooks. Only time I've seen someone tap to that was on TUF.

Strikes

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Who is heem?

Cody Pfister

Why does he wear the mask?

Dana White @danawhite 8m8 minutes ago
@kylemuir17 @TheNotoriousMMA @Ealvarezfight not true it's @TeamKhabib

FINALLY, MY BOY IS GETTING THAT STRAP

(You)

twitter.com/danawhite/status/778421707165937664

IT'S REAL LADS

BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL MISTARR ALVARAIZ

tell that to Toqhino palhares

youtube.com/watch?v=elLzQWsdo2E

>but m-muh conorbux

B A S E D

>that smiling Bruce in the background

comfy desu

ALDO VS MCGREGOR 2
>ALDO VS MCGREGOR 2
ALDO VS MCGREGOR 2
>ALDO VS MCGREGOR 2

He just actually announced one of the biggest fights of the year in a reply to some fucboi on twitter. Do you think he is drunk and will wake up tomorrow morning and realize how bad he fucked up?

>When you kick so hard it creates a fucking mushroom cloud of sweat.

kek i can see that happening, look at alvarez's twitter, he was talking about gooby two hours ago

That fight is not gonna happen, Khabib is gonna get injured. Mark my words

why do people fall for this shit?

It makes me a little hard knowing Alvarez thought he was getting that paycheck 2 hours ago and now he just found out he's gonna get thrown right back into bellator via twitter

Lansberg
Barão
Nelson
Trinaldo
Santos
Pepe

alvarez vs. khabib
goober vs. aldo

Hes such a good BJJ Practitioner and a physical freak. If only he wasnt a drop dead retard.

Did Dana get hacked? Seems completely unlike him to drop a title fight announcement with zero fanfare.
Seems to me like the work of Russian hackers who are Khabib fans

He would've been USADA'd anyway

>you now remember "yewll dew fookin nutin"

lmao he mentioned mcgregor too, imagine he was just having a fake negotiation between conor and alvarez, then they find out on twitter

Eddie Alvarez @Ealvarezfight
Let's do this @TheNotoriousMMA I'm ready !! Your futures not bright enjoy this one while it last . #ItsAllOver

>yfw its a triple threat NO dq match with conor/khabib/eddie

It better be true cause it's fucking pottery.
>Conor actually has to defend his belt, which is exactly what he wanted to avoid
>Khabib takes the LW strap
>Conor is forced to take real fights for 3 years because khabib gets Kneem'd like clockwork

>yfw Dana BTFO Conor yet again

>Aldo and Khabib will be champions in the year 2016

>Aldo beating Conor
let's not get delusional mate

>Mfw mcgoof will never be two weight world champion

>Me and Dana just waiting for Eddie to sign. I promise I will finish you fast and with no pain.

>MFW CONOR """"""""RETIRES""""""""" AGAIN

The last time he did this we got that frankenstein UFC 200 card

IT'S TIME LADS

I don't think this is real because no MMA jornos are confirming it

Aldo should be the favorite tbqh.

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>Conor fans thinking someone can't win a rematch because they got finished in the first fight

>Another LW title fight on fightpass

I think people can win rematches but I don't think anyone at 145 has anything to say to him.

>yfw khabib injures himself signing the contract

Well the person asking did specify it at UFC 205, wouldn't be a stretch to think the fight is taking place there

Seems too stacked though. That'd be two title fights on a card with Chris Weidman on it who's likely going to be the favourite.

I think Dana wants Khabib to win so they can do a card in Russia. Dana mentioned wanting to do that

Sooooo,assuming this was real as Khabib twitter responded too what we got here?

Conor is getting cucked fucking hard,basically ending all his LW title ambitions after his little adventure with Nate.At the same time he is forced to make the deathly weightcut again and fight against a man who has nothing to win over but everything to lose

I can see Goober fanboys already bitching in the comments and I am really curious to see what his next move gonna be

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Aldo wouldn't struggle with Mendlet or Diaz the way Conor did. Not saying he's bad but I don't think he deserves an untouchable reputation

he's gonna goof this card up again isn't he

at 145? not a chance in hell

only way aldo wins is if conor dies making weight

>Aldo wouldn't struggle with Mendlet or Diaz the way Conor did

guess you didnt see the last mendes fight where aldo got rocked and his best answer was an illegal shot after the bell

>it's a Dana fucks up a highly anticipated card with his ego episode

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED

>Conor has to defend his belt
>Cucked hard

Not at all. Everyone just expected him to get a Lightweight title shot but in reality he hasn't done anything big to deserve it. We've come to expect him jumping through hoops but this time he hasn't, he's not cucked, he just doesn't seem to have got that special treatment. There must be more to it than Dana saying no or something though, he was pretty open to it. I'm half inclined to think Goobs wasn't too keen on it himself and thought to defend his belt

>Lansberg
>Nover
>Silva
>Felder
>Spicely
>De La Torre

cyborg
barao
nelson
felder
spicely
pepey

238th for Schaub

You really want another UFC 200? Really bro?

>I'm half inclined to think Goobs wasn't too keen on it himself and thought to defend his belt
Maybe, but I suspect they twisted his leg pretty hard. Conor wanted to cash in, get the LW belt while someone beatable held it, and get out. This is worst case scenario for him.

>goober fanboys actually placed on suicude watch
thank you dana

This feels like the hours in between finding out Jones was out of 200 and then finding out Anderson was in, except more important. In the next day or so as this story unfolds, we will find out a lot about where all three guys (Conor, Eddie, Kahbib) stand with the UFC and how their next fights look

Is Khabib even alive anymore? If he loses will he suicide bomb the arena? What would it be like to have Mr fight once every 10 years man as a champ?

Fuck me I forgot Cormier vs Silva even happened, what a shit show.

excuse me no bullying please sir

205 will have 3 title fights, it will be what 200 shouldve been

Whooo?????

>mr fight once every 10 years
he fought in april

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lets be real, 205 has the chance to do 2 million buys if conor fights alvarez on there. he won back a lot of fans he lost after the first nate fight, so it has to happen. i love khabib, but conor makes more sense.

otherwise you've got woodley/wonderboy and alvarezkhabib, who aren't draws

April of what year?

I'm not that mad at it, I think anyone at 145 is a pretty good matchup for Conor, I'm just not really excited about seeing Aldo get heemed dead again

>What would it be like to have Mr fight once every 10 years man as a champ?
Aldo, GSP, Cruz are all made of glass too. He's in good company

2016

>I'm half inclined to think Goobs wasn't too keen on it himself and thought to defend his belt

Nah I dont think thats very possible.After the fight with Nate,he already started bitching about going back to 145,saying that he already cleaned that division and he's not seeing any challenges.

After being asked what gonna happen if they make him vacate the belt he said"they wont do that,that will send the fw division to the prelims"

From a marketing standpoint Goobs actually was taking the smart move,he really has much too lose in fw and little to gain.Meanwhile in lw, no matter how hard the Eddie fight is(which I think as quite winnable) it isnt as high stakes as a possible loss to Aldo

tl;dr

I dont think there's a chance that he's refusing the Eddie fight cuz he's clearly losing money if he did

How do we know Conor is even fighting on 205 at all at this point? It's still pretty close to his last fight and he is on medical suspension.

On what card? Where? in his back yard?

he said he'd go back to 145 if the fight is right, but that he didnt give a fuck about aldo any more about carryin him on his back for 2 years of promotion and dealing with him pulling out only to definitively stop in devastating fashion

not surprised if he's against changing hue's bum lives with the way they pull out

can't blame him since RDA is the reason he went on this 6 month detour vs Nate

>want to remove for retardation
>can't because 666

should be doesn't give a fuck about aldo any more ***after*** carrying him on his back

rda doesnt draw as much as nate

Thing is if Conor fights Alvarez, Aldo fights "literally who" and makes peanuts, instead these are both pretty big fights. No individual fighter makes a bigger payday this way but the UFC possibly does.

ufc.com/event/ufc-fight-night-tampa?id=

he dominated his short notice replacement, whereas Ferguson nearly got heemed by his

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no but it fucked up conor's plans to go for two belts on 3 months notice

would've sold well for that angle alone

at least one thing you can say about conor is when he signs up for a fight he shows up. the shit with aldo and rda pulling out last minute because they train like retards is BS

In addition to all that, there is the fact that they would have 2 of their biggest cards of the decade (200 and NYC debut) without their biggest stars (Conor and Ronda)

the difference in caliber between lando and the IT guy kebab faced is like the difference between ur mum and a supermodel

listen goofball, the fight with rda wouldn't have drew

would have been better for conor's legacy and bargaining power

though he still holds all the cards pretty much pulling 1.5 milly with nate fuckin diaz

Any other confirnation or backstage info except Dana and Khabib?

I dont use twitter

But Nate Diaz is a draw you goof

yeah just go to...

YEAH I AINT TELLING YOU SHIT BOIII YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND IN ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

aldo/conor would draw more than say aldo/holloway, but it does way less than eddie/conor

casual fans aren't interested in seeing conor fight the guy he beat in 13 seconds, they want to see if he can become a two belt champion

diaz bros are draws fuckin casual

canada stop posting without your leaf

"My god is better than ur god... fucking sandniggers"

lel I like platinumposting

You know he got released right?
Fun fact, he actually called out Artem Lobov prior to that. Surprised he didn't get that fight honestly.

Nate was absolutely not a draw before Conor, if you weren't a casual yourself you would know this dude

idiot

>buys buys buys this, draws draws draws that
MMA is starting to remind me of when I was into pro wrestling.

Jesus i hope this Khabib thing is not real, why would Dana want him as champ if he's always injured or away for his bullshit religion. Mcgreggor and Alvarez are WAY more marketable than kebab

True. Conor really spiked Nate's career, if he hadn't beat him, do you think his looks or his Walter Jr.-like speech patterns would've got him in Conan or any mainstream media venue? C'mon man.

see
Diaz bros sold more PPV than Conor alone

>Nate was absolutely not a draw before Conor, if you weren't a casual yourself you would know this dude

You're literally a disgusting 196er.

Shut the fuck up you awful little casual. Don't even try to deny it since you know it's true.

Did you start watching MMA a month ago or something

just a few weeks ago to see my boy CM Punk
If watching strong style is as close to MMA then i be watching for a few years from stuff like puro

He's right. If Nate was a draw he'd have been getting paid more.

Says the aussie POS, how many champions does your country have you kangaroo humping fuckhead?

>panic flag banter
Love how you still didn't deny it though.

You shouldn't be allowed to post on /heem/ unless someone natively born in your country has held the belt

>ufc 191
FUCKING ROFL

shut up faggot

I've experienced that spinning back kick in class and I can personally tell you that it's because it is 1) difficult to see it coming & 2) defensive techniques for spinning back kicks aren't practiced universally.

It has to do with the way the eye and brain perceive incoming strikes. Watch that video of Michael jay white teaching kimbo on how to strike fast.

conor is the least chill, he wanted to kill a reporter because he told him he was only the interim champion, when he only had the interim belt

>199 that low

hurts desu

>Last time there was an unpleasant situation with a Korean fighter on the President's Cup. He trained in our team, we taught him a bit. Before the fight he came up to my coach. Asked that I don't hit him too hard. But then came out for a fight and started to swing his arms wildly right away - with a clear goal to knock me out. I'm not gonna lie, it was very unpleasant. But still I did not start to hit this Korean very hard. I just made one move, held him down with my hands. Collected the needed amount of points and finished the fight before the time ran out.
How can people dislike Fedor?

How much do you agree with Matt Hughes "You're not a real champion unless you've defended your belt" quote?

1. you're thinking on nick
2. like nate he got big off of the bigger draw at the time (gsp)

I've never wanted to see a hypejob get derailed as much as Khabib. Literally packing up on dozens of memes to spam and trigger the buttblasted bandwagoners when their phony falls down.

There is a reason why combat sambo specialists aren't champions in the UFC, it's not the most effective branch of martial arts.

all the Fox cards with nate Diaz have the best ratings in the UFC for a tv card.

>it's not the most effective branch of martial arts

Sure thing Boris

Its one of the best bases. The problem with most of the fighters though is that they dont evolve their game beyond that

1 hundo

be careful about to crush another hyped up can

Like your constant reposting of webms of Nate vs Conor 2? That's not memespamming, that's just repetition. You could do better, but you don't. You're content with mediocrity, because you're afraid to be an honest man of good character. To partake in the wild ride and truly experience the soaring heights and meteoric lows the way a true fight fan would. Would Eddie Bravo approve of the way you behave?

who /aldo/ here? i'm rooting for him desu

streaming ufc 202 on heemstream

filthycasuals
.tv

change channels on the bottom left to "free's castamp"

homasi vs memes about to start now

Why wasnt this Fight of the Night?

Because it was boring as fuck and you know it

If Cerrone fought Means he'd have lost.

Eh, I feel like it depends on the quality of the fighter you beat for it. Matt Serra never defended the belt but he knocked out GSP and I dont think it is fair to take that away from him. On the opposite end of the spectrum, Luke Rockhold got starched by Bisbong when it felt like he should have all the momentum in the world, so he feels like less of a legit champion than The Chris was

>Aldo putting on a master class boxing clinic
>Boring
when will this meme die?

they aren't champions because they weren't represented in MMA
they will have a champion when Khabib decisionates Alvarez

I'm rooting for him to at least put up a decent fight against Conor, but I don't think he has a chance to win.

It wasn't masterful and it wasnt interesting. Stop

I think he can win, but he needs to be really focused. if his jimmies get rustled he could get lured into a brawl which won't be good. but as long as its competitive and he gets some good shots in i'll be happy

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>It wasn't masterful and it wasnt interesting

>hey guys im being a contrarian look!!

Your 7th grade buds are really proud

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just stop posting

Dillashaw-Cruz was masterful and interesting, it was not a just bleed fight either, it exemplified extremely high level striking and grappling. It is one of the best fights of the year and a top title fight of all time

Aldo-Edgar II was a snoozefest that fedorable wannabe Hack Slacks try to revision as some classic

It's garbage, and so are YOU

i fell asleep 2bh so my opinion is moot

Sure got him there retard

Matt deserves credit, but to be fair, GSP wasn't GOAT at that point in his career. GSP was kind of like Rockhold, young champ with a lot of momentum that gets upset by a veteran.

This is something I haven't seen in a while

You are so utterly UTTERLY shook at the fact you're a mindless retard who found absolute objective schlock as "masterful" (cringe btw) that you pretend to be me

I know that you've always wanted to emulate real winners and real somebodies, but this is just pathetic famalam

>g-guys frankie chasing aldo for 25 minutes w-as so b-brilliant !

it was tbqhwy

This.

It was objectively bad and many ACTUAL fighters agreed, as opposed to anonymous posters on a mongolian yurt construction forum. This real fightfan meme is bullshit.

GSP had some interesting insight on it later

Said he got rocked by Serra and it made him angry because he knew the fight was supposed to be an easy win, so he felt like he had to "get him back" right away and rushed in rather than being smart and taking the time to recover (kinda like he did years later in the Condit fight).

>when you lose
>don't lose the lesson

Wow the UFC fightpass Twitter account is racist af

thats funny as fuck but why would the ufc want to highlight videos of their champs losing in devastating fashion?

Because the UFC unironically hates Tyrone

bantz

this

Manlets deserve nothing in life.

can see why he'd be pissed but they are literally showing it because nate the b8 has a fight coming up next weekend

fuck does he want, that they never mention any of his losses now that he's champ?

bellator should needle him

Remember when @RoryMac cucked the current UFC WW champion????

makes sense

Mfw

Marquardt is the featured fightpass prelim this weekend, they are just highlighting him. Tyron is his best win.

haha that's great
paused the video at just the right moment too

Real fight fans enjoy every fight

If you don't think Christian Colombo and Jarjis Danho wasn't an instant classic. Please, I'm begging you, don't ever buy another UFC pay per view again, don't ever buy another one, unsubscribe from Fight Pass, the UFC doesn't want your money. You're a moron who doesn't like fighting and you don't appreciate great talent or heart

mfw

NOGLETS BTFO

Because the ufc is run by racist white men

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Aside from Tyron "My name's missing an E" Woodley, who does the UFC (Dana) just doesn't like that much? You know, other than:
>Chael
>Teeto
>Schaub

They do this a lot. In the 204 video they hype up Hendo then for Belfort they immediately show him knocking out Hendo

Whites are the most tolerant race on the planet.

Dana hates Randy

dana unironically HATES roy nelson

if you go back and watch the season where he's a TUF coach it's hilarious

Wouldn't mind inserting my dick into her pussy if you know what I mean.

>Dana destroys the collective hopes and dreams of his loyal and devout worshipers by making the lightweight champion face the #2 contender
>Conor is forced to fight in "his own weight class" again
>The day of the weighins comes
>Conor collapses due to dehydration
>Is forced to vacate the belt
>mfw

Us Asians are the most tolerant and peaceful. Name one time an Asian committed a hate crime. I'll wait patiently. BTW Asians are also the most patient race.

bisping is also fighting hendo so it makes sense to show it, but as others pointed out nate is fighting this weekend

Don't be vulgar. Nobody thinks it's cool.

Polo vs Kim was an amazing fight too.
Guy broke both of his hands, how sick.

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woodley is going to have a hilarious title """reign""" if he gets memed on by wonderboy

twitter.com/DustinPoirier/status/778461323910754305

Right, but Belfort has 24 other wins to show, and Hendo needs momentum

choose
strawpoll.me/11269928

Dena vu all over again

One of the best days in /heem/ history

White boys on eternal pooicide watch

I'm not even white and I hope he gets shot by a cop

Too easy gringo

Weirdo

all natty brah

>m-marquardt had a trt exemption!
>i'm literally on all the steroids

Reminder that Cejudo cut carbs before his title fight with Mighty Mouse

anyone got the webm of cejudo making fun of joe's t-rex arms when they are the same height and 1" difference in reach?

>manlets

he'll dew fookin nuttin

I'm pretty sure Cejudo is a closeted raging homo
I've got him up there with Duane Ludwig, they look sketchy to me.

>This wrestlefucking fuck mook will be champion by the end of 2016

Jesus Christ.

I don't even like Alvarez and I hope he finds Khabib's chin.

He's literally my #1 P4P anti-boy. Can crushing motherfucker, his only significant CAREER win was over RDA.

Shook

thats not khabib you autist

this

kebab's striking is awful and 95% of his wins are bums

plus he cant stay healthy to save his life

thats islam m8, your 189er is showing

cowboy olivera is one of those weird happy guys you can't help to root for, like JDS

That's Islam Makhachev, not Khabib

Kek already shook

I'm a Khabib hater myself, i actually like the way he fights, i love grappling.
But the amount of SHIT he talks when he fights once every 2 years is retarded as hell, guy can't even stay healthy and the way he is clinging to that RDA win is pathetic, not to mention he's a Mudslime.

I can read the names, dipshits. They're LITERALLY there.

What are you cunts, dense?

Of course you are.

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Whats the difference? Same motherfucker basically. Khabib is a better wrestler

SHOOK

how many more times will khabib fight before he turns 30?

o/u 1.5

Shaking

4

>Shook is all they have to say

S H O O K

What does Khabib's wife look like?

Convulsing

twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/778462760057249792

SHAKEN

>based brit with the bants skipping contenders
>haha he heem'd cuckhold
>bisping will fight hendo? the #12 guy who just luckswinged against a midtier ww? awesome! remember the storyline where hendo heemd bisping

>t-tyron doesnt deserve the fight
>muh blood orc will heem him stiff
>h-he didnt even deserve the shot
now surely wondertwink will dispose of based tyron right?

twitter.com/DustinPoirier/status/778463012990521344

>white Muslim

Why

like a native of Dagestan, Russia

Dagestani

wonderwoman white bois literally can't stop taking L's

hey /heem/ what

holy shit she doesnt even know how to throw a punch

all i see is beautiful work champ

heem sleepy

DUH

Sometimes she looks pretty good when shes hitting mitts, but her shadowboxing is god awful.

I still cant fucking believe Dana just dropped the main event of ufc 205 in a fucking twitter reply and there has been 0 followup

I think he's full of shit.

It's Dana's way of rebelling against WME. At this rate he's gonna be kicked out less than a year from now.

My shadow boxing is garbage too. It's pathetic.

what about khabib? the btfo would be too much

It's okay Brandon you can become Women's Bantamweight Champ with shity shadowboxing.

He didn't specifically say it was the main event or at 205, just that Eddie was fighting Kahabib

I don't think Eddie vs Kabab or Woodley vs Wonderboy have the drawing power for such a massive event though and I think if there were a 3rd title fight planned some inkling of it would have come up by now

>Travis Browne gives him a proper beating
>Travis Browne takes his woman
>Travis Browne has a complete and utter disregard for him
>Joe Rogan retired him
>Dana despises him

Could one say that Brendan was literally cucked by a superior male and then assfucked by the establishment?

It's worse than rouseys.

there is alwasy the possibility that he is just full of fucking shit like when he said "The UFC is NOT for sale and I will leave if it is!"

>drawing power for such a massive event

Other than McGregor, what's a bigger fight and who's a bigger draw?

Beyond McGregor and meme fights, not sure that there's that much to chose from.

He's worth $2.5 million more than Travis Browne and his current girlfriend is leagues hotter than Ronda.

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They haven't been together for a while, they're still friendly though

Schaub bless though brother

Travis could beat him and take his woman.

He's done it once, he can do it again.

No they got back together

shes schaub's main piece brother, keep up

schaub bless

That's what I'm saying, it SHOULD be McDick

>Travis beating Schaub under USADA testing

>caring about how much a private company makes

>Mfw Mayweather vs Conrad is happening

Pic unrelated

post yfw aldo heems conor

main event aldo/mcgreggor 2?

twitter.com/teruto_ko/status/778460367068344320
The absolute madman

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is this a gif for ants?

effyescudero (Efrain Escudero)
The finished product, #teamEscudero getting down in the kitchen tonight..... #teamEscudero #you #Amaya
instagram.com/p/BKm6eXqgvJw4iaN3zalX94_3rgED1OdU4XcOxA0/

wow, seems like a guy got betrayed by a girl he was gonna marry, girl's sister and cousin swooped in on him because he was worth it, as he stayed level headed above her drama as she got herself fired. and she is so spoiled her family plays favorites, meanwhile her other family members are friends with her ex. weird story

I doubt it, mayweather says it's not. main issue is money, mayweather thinks he gets the bigger piece, of all of it.

mcgreggor would ask for identical pay, but not want the promoting money, he get's paid to promote but he doesn't hire staff or arenas. I could see ufc giving them both massive ppv points

nice family efrain

>tfw Aldo fights Alvarez and Conor fights Khabib

Also would literally die

Is Wondermeme vs. Tyrone ''the victim'' Woodley going to headline UFC 205?

He (((nose)))

What's the purpose of this post? To mock someone on something he's self conscious and doesn't give a fuck? Better yet, the bant comes from a literal schlomo, fuck off kike faggot.

>believing these shitty net worth websites

they are 100% guesswork

this is some jilted neckbeard fanfiction 100%

>Wake up Mr. Gall. It's all over, sir. Haha!

>yfw Conor heems Aldo in 6 seconds this time
>yfw Conor vs Khabib in 2017

Gooby v Aldo 2 ain't a money match goof

>jared's face when

Yes it is you dumb casual

would fuck her desu

who is this

gabigarciaoficia
l#teamgabigarcia #chiba #tokyo #japan #gabigacia #teamgabigarcia #rizin #rizin2 #rizin2016

CHEGAMOSSSSSSSSS
instagram.com/p/BKm_C5FjOXV/

only because of conor, aldo doesnt bring any buys to the table among non casuals

his cards average 250k if they're lucky

a "money fight" would imply both guys bring their own star power to the table. conor vs gsp is a money fight

Tyron is really trying his hardest to be the most unlikable champion.

All Gooby fights are money fights.

This sounds like fiction to me.

Which UFC fighter is "Jared"?

Of course, this could only happen if Jared was named Jamal

Schaub, clearly

Travis Browne cause he stole Ronda from Scheub then beat him up in the octagon like a real alpha male.

SIT DOWN YEWLL DEW NUTTIN

NOT ONE A (YOU)'S WILL DEW NUTTIN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DOUBT ME NOW

Edmond is Jared

Ronda cheated on him with Browne and he purposely trained them to lose in spectacular fashion

THOUGHT

YOU

HAD

A

FRIEND

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYY

Nick =/= Nate

raquelpaaluhi
Namorando com meu amor // #datenight #pizza #walking #windowshopping #sidewalkart #love #minhavida
instagram.com/p/BKmm0UzAqq_/

opinions on the gabster wearing cute dresses?

instagram.com/p/BKkBs6xjLX_/?taken-by=gabigarciaoficial

this is more attractive

>neglecting to mention based Schaub had her in her prime before she ballooned up to middleweight

the fatter the better tbqh

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So Eddie has been calling out Conor out of desperation to escape the Russian Bear. What a putz

>that bag with his face
i want one

UFC 205:

Alvarez v Khabib
Conor v Aldo

>Khabib wins
>Aldo wins

UFC now has 2 injury prone and unmarketable champions.

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>its a UFC trying to make a big event without Based Goobs

when will they learn?

>JRE autoplays after my MMA Digest
>Brandon Shwab critiquing an MMA fighter
>Retired 10-5 after getting sent to the shadow realm by everybody in the worst division in the UFC
wew

>On track to eclipse their record for profits in a year
They're doing fine, retard

the last time they pulled gooby from a fight for negotiation reasons, it went from a not very popular cash grab, to one of the most anticipated fights in company history. So now if they pull him from a fight people already want...profit?

>Wasting the golden potato on an already stacked card

>Golden potato

haha she's just like me

>implying dana didnt say that it was kebab to get everyone talk about it only to announce conair vs alavrez later

>On track to eclipse their record for profits in a year
OH FUCKING GEE, I WONDER WHY? COULD IT BE THAT IT'S BECAUSE CONOR SHATTERED THE PREVIOUS RECORD THIS YEAR AND JUMPED INTO 3RD MOST SOLD EVENT IN HISTORY IN 2016?

>Being this retarded near me
Kill yourself you stupid fucking faggot, don't ever post in my threads again.

I own this general.

kek'd at conorbux

>stacked card

Nate Diaz and Amanda Nunes both average higher numbers when they headline PPVs. Check the record, bud. Conair is a meme.

See Shut your fookin mouth, yew'll dew nootin.

>gayespee vs nick is a money match because they are both draws
>goobie vs also is not because conor is a way bigger draw
guess which had more buys, go on guess

AMERICA YES

>Comparing the numbers for the biggest UFC draw now to the biggest UFC draw then
Are you missing a chromosome? Of course Conor's more recent numbers are going to be bigger. Shit, the marketing budget for Conor-Aldo was probably 5x times as big.

Got into official MMA amateur tourney type of thing for the date set in october 29

Will you guys support me on my way to lightweight UFC belt?

Kek, might be true. He'd have known about the fight so it's really odd to start calling out Conor

we will hope you feed us heems

well, him taking the title is an opportunistic move... that's all I've got really

what animal best personifies garbagedt in your opinion?

new

i support you lithkek

>america in charge of whitness
Hillarious.

fucking kek

would not have expected to see /fit/ and Cred Forums memes combined so seamlessly

>guess which one had a two year world tour where one guy generated all the interest

aldo couldnt draw a bath

Imagine seeing those underwhelming tits in real life. I'd throw up in her mocha latte while Travis "muh finger" Brown watches and cries. She is so ugly.

Women are stupid cunts. Why do they go under the knife to get hemisphere tits that only serve to make them look like cadavers?

Is it true UFC twitter retweeted this KO in the build up to Woodley/Wonderboy?