Official CAN Vs USA World Cup of Hockey Thread

Is this for real? shows up as dangerous site for me

is that you kesler? stay shitty my friend

damage control lmaooooo

He's such a baby. Him, Burrows and Bieska are why I still hate Vancouver to this day

>mfw USA elimination night

>muh grit

Cuck supreme

Lmao ameriquits already conceding to a superior nation. It's ok that your white people are awful at sports.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈE I LIKE OLD CANADIANS

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>world's most decorated olympian is a white american
?????????????

>new canadians

...

I am quintessentially canadian

That's probably why Crosby get hid away for a game in prelims but how hard is it to call a guy a glass dildo?

[spoiler]See what I did there?[/spoiler]

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lets all take a short break from shitposting for a quick
>finland

A Canadian walks into a bar.
He apologizes.

Only due to the number of swimming events. Phelps is a meme.

>Olympics have a shitload of different swimming competitions
>USA has one good swimmer
>Becomes most decorated athlete because of it

Wew.

I've never seen so many leafs.

>moving the goalposts
wew laffies

An American walks into a bar
He gets shot

Massacre team fistfight it is?

Here's what i see :S

An American walks in a mart
He sharts

>gets BTFO
>muh goalpost!

Lets go Canada!

Remember when USA were so proud of winning a meaningless pre tourney game then they unironically got blown out by eastern yurop who was supposed to be the worst team

So even if Canada loses the next two games, it's gonna be tiebreaker

ignore the warning
if you have ad block you should be fine

unless you can suggest another better stream?

americans confirmed for gunshot wounds

And they will win tiebreaker, correct?

Pressed send accidentally

why are americans here if they don't care about hockey lol

>if
its not going to happen

>LGTSS EARLY
>CANAGAYS

>there are people who believe this is a possibility

at least we can get treated immediately unlike in cantada :^)

>amerisharts
>walking

Fuck. Was hoping the typhoon that swept through last night was going to fuck things up just enough that I could stay home and shut post with you guys. Alas. Please have good, original bants and enjoy yourselves, boys. There are guaranteed memes no matter the outcome.

>Sweden posts something
>"BLACK"

you can't make this shit up dude

Reported to youtube and Gary

>actually bragging about privatized healthcare

how is life in the 19th century, jebidiah?

>canada
>relevent

>mfw i have a youtube stream
>mfw i will never tell you faggots about it

why the fuck isnt pavelski centering the top line instead of stepan?

>american hockey
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Are they called keepers or goalies

That's somebodies daughter you disgusting pedophile

i thought this game started at 6:30? the fuck

I care. This is the only game I'm rooting for the US in. Other than this I want them to get BTFO so Torts and Burke get fired

Canada will obviously win, but anything can happen

Because USA is coached by an idiot

Lol

>commercial about a white guy having 5 kids

lol wut

is this made in the 60's?

>mfw I have a TV and will never invite you to watch it

it was an idea that struck torts while he was having sex with his dogs

ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!

Is there a HD stream somewhere?

USA USA USA

netminders

Goaltenders

Close the ad mate

youtube.com/watch?v=rY8411NEeXM&feature=player_embedded

HAHAHA HERE WE GO

my brother has 6 kids

youtube.com/watch?v=rY8411NEeXM

ok posting again

dont report it! :^)

PLZ GOD GIVE ME WIN

Based Colby Armstrong just had his 4th

>Melrose already sitting on Kane for the last game

Every player played like shit. It's so obviously the coaching but ESPN broadcasters won't call out Torts

I know...just funny
>600 seconds

Better links on youtube

vancouver really took a toll on him

A FUCKING LEAF

tack min vän

Thanks bruh

Tack kompis and gg earlier

how old is he? any of those his wife's kids?

i know a few people who're married for like 5 years and have no kids

or they're just planning to have 1

Lmao canajews

Post bum

Jewish tricks already appearing

Thank you Canadafriend :D

>5 years ago
>call Kesler shit
>literally 50 replies by Kippers defending him
>now he/she hates him too
fuck off

Tendies

Star speckled bananas are done tonight, lads.

Reminder to stop giving (You)s to Kippers until she posts butt

USA is fucked boys here we go
torts has pavelski on the 3rd line and wheeler on the 4th
good job canada its pretty much over already

hes 30 this year, all 6 with his wife

>mfw 3-1 usa wins

did he say Corey Price?

Puljujärvi would rape both of these teams by himself

Based Pawvelski

GO SHARKS

SUCK OUR MUMINDALS, MURRICA

USA:

red, blue, and SILVER :^)

Who /comfy/ here

Does torts actually know anything about hockey or is he just good at yelling?

Every other country can see how the Olympics are formatted and still can't leverage their swimming to win golds like the US because had better athletic potential and development.

The Olympics are a meme, but they are a meme the world cares about for some reason and the USA dues best at then

puckstopmen

DESPERATE
E
S
P
E
R
A
TEAM
E
A
M

>team USA
>"home" team

what?

how?

reminder that kippers is a fillipino mail order bride

>not having kippers bum as your wallpaper

Wow US commercials are fucking awful.

>Corey Price

get out

COREY

COREY

COREY PRICE

>she

At the end of the day we're still American and I'd rather lose 1000 times to Canada than give that up so stop moping

Literally no one would ever want to impregnate you

PSORIASIS

>Quick is starting

WEW LADS, WE GOT THIS

>Price is starting

FUCK!

He did. Fucking Toronto.

gluten headache and allergies for the past 3 days. not comfy

Show more of you

yup

>not wanting make kippy a mother

>60%

Tell your doctor if your having suicidal thoughts

I am. Still sad about Finland's loss earlier but this is pretty comfy, watching some actual toptier hockey

>american stream has been showing commercials for the last ten minutes
>canadian stream is actually game coverage

What a beautiful anthem... brings a tear to my eyes.

Wait a minute... what the fuck is this garbage? How can they follow up such a BASED anthem with such a shitty garbage-ass LOSERS lullaby?

BOOOOOOO!

>mfw every Murrican commercial is for prescription medication and small time law firms

LAAAAND OF THEEE MAAARRT AND THE HOOOOOOME OF THE SHAAAART

Another 6-0 for Canada
Crosby is lit tonight, trust me

>ever WEW LADS WE GOT THISing Quick
boi

Capitalism baby

Anyone have a canadian stream?

You're a weakling and should be culled from the herd

America cucks Canada into being the visitors in their own country.

Leafs btfo

>a respectable nation
>having an anthem like that

Pick 1 canada

No one wastes time on swimming because it's incredibly boring. We literally send 16 year old children to win 4 medals at swimming it's so easy.

>those empty eyes on the american fans

They know it's already over

What are you talking about?

Are you retarded?

holy shit, is kane wearing a toupee?

Kaner hatty incoming lads

show butt pls

BASED ANTHEM

no, sorry friend

nice crosby numbers :^)

Take your trip off, nobody cares what you have to say, and just asks you to post butt
>post butt

sup bitches.

Crosby gonna split quicks ripe melon shaped ass

WHO /DEM BOYS/ HERE?

There is no anthem that sounds more like freedom.

They're all food, loan or car commercials.

>bring your family to generic food joint, six pounds of chicken for 3.99! Kids eat for free!

Kek
>freedom

eh.. he allowed 3 goals on 12 shots

Both anthems are pretty based, fampai.

>"the true North, strong and free"

>"and the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there"

I get chills at those lines err' time.

Now, go fuck yourself and shart in a mart.

If Canada wins, will you show butt?

Scratching Dubinsky, one of the players Crosby admits he hates playing against

Good job Torts

Is it acceptable to watch hockey if I've never played it? Never even worn ice skates but I've roller blades.

Is there a worse hockey player than ryan kesler?

>tfw we're going to lose and get bullied into oblivion

>freedom

>not jumping at the offer to buy 6 lbs of chicken for less than $4

That's a fantastic deal desu, could be enough tendies for days

Torts is retarded

your god damn right

If Canada loses next two games, are they out?

...

>tfw Carey Price

mcgaykid

Jim hughson sounds old or sick wtf?

Hey Finland, score a goal yet?

every non white here is the same, and they bandwagon more than anyone

yes. we need all the viewers we can get

REFPUCK

Literally this time, lel

Where's Bill?

He's getting bored out there. Will probably give up a fluke from getting cold.

god, tavares is fucking good. he was already great and now it looks like his skating has reached the next level

You clearly didn't watch last night. Either watch the games or post ass.

Too much vancouver canuck cock sucking in between games

What game snacks are you guys rocking? I've got

>banana bread
>ice water
>purple G2 gatorade
>half a caramilk bar from lunch

GAME ALREADY RIGGED
>REF PUK

>he doesnt know
He wasnt even selected

>mcbenched

top fucking kek

If you ever had ice in a drink you can watch hockey

>wwe announcer

>Canadalards

Not enough grit for torts

>doritos
>peace tea
>sailor boy crackers and peanut butter

This is his 6th game is 4 days? Voice is probably a little hoarse.

eating some shreddies right now desu

>ESPN is replacing the boards with their own ads
there is literally no end to their jewry is there?

wow you sound like a faggot

Rude

>This flag
>This post

>cofe
>pork chop

>Danish master race beer
>Chocolate bars

Fucking seriously? Kek

not enough grits for bill

No but we're out anyway.

So, if Canada would THEORETICALLY lose next two games, are they out?

>6 hour old whey in a bottle
>halloween jube jubes from bulk barn
>depression
>chocolate almonds, also bulk barn

the white helmet with these costumes on USA looks great

>rooting against some players I like because they're on team Current Year
>rooting for some players I hate because they're on team Freedom

It's a weird feel lads

>laker lager
>pc caramel corn

NO GOAL

GOALIE INTERFERENCE

>that little chip that carey price does is so helpful

GLASSKNEE PRICE

USA USQ USA USA USA

btfo

WOO

USA

WEW

meme tourny desu

P-price w-why?

HAHAHAHAHA
>PRICE
>THE CITY OF CANADA

GET FUCKED EH!?

SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

GEEEEEEEET REEEEEKKKT CAAAANUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKS!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>price
pull him

They have CGI boards now so they can localize the ads on every station. Fucking eyerape

WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW E
W
L
A
D
S

MEME GOAL

USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

OMG

>PR1CE

Some sport ya got there, Canada.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

MCDONOUGH!!!!

Vlasic just crumbles

>letting this shitty team score

wew

wow

BTFO BTFO BTFO

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>getting scored on by >rags

yep. they have animated ads over the boards. except they fucked up and any of the alternate angles don't show them, so it's painfully obvious what they're doing

gawd blez ameriga XDDD

USAUSA

CANADA MEMED ON BY A >RAGS

why do people drink gatorade when they don't even exercise?

YES!
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

SUCH A MEME TOURNAMENT, IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAYS

stfu you fucking inuit

WE'LL COME BACK I'M NOT WORRIED

OHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE

ITS THE WHITE JERSEYS, BURN EM NOW

BURN BABY!

We're less than 5 minutes in
Canada is gonna bounce back
No worries
Team USA has a tendency of getting lazy

tastes good

>Vlasic is the best defensive defenseman in the NHL

Your own player interfered dumbass

lmao this tournament doesnt even matter

Because it makes me feel like I exercise

ONE SHOT
ONE GOAL

>USA Sweed broship 4 ever

WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM

CHEER FOR CANADA YOU DUMB FUCK

>Jose can you si

if you've watched one of the sn games you would know it too

Lmao at mcd shoving vlasics face so hard he got a goal

It's from my lunch, and I work in the woods all day, so it's kind of like working out.

>losing at your national sport
>the city of Canada

IT'S THE SHITTY NEW LOGO, BURN IT NOW

Who the fuck are you and why should I care.

Why do you post and not even show your butt?

why do you support canada when your chinky chineese

Fight fight fight
Red blue white

>0% SAVE PERCENTAGE

WHERE IS

LALALALALAWANGO

electrolytes

in terms of ml/$ it's often the best deal when you're out

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Inshallah, the prophet delivers his righteous justice

Ching chong wing wong

Come on, Canada.

You're supposed to beat the bad guys.

Who represents North America lads?

>caring about a meme tournament
WEW LADS

A word of advice:

Don't fight drew doughty.

BABY

Doooosh

YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR TEAM HAS 4 POINTS AT THE CURRENT STANDINGS.

THE TRUE NORTH, STRONG AND FREEEEEEEE

Are hockey fights staged? Why do they allow it?

SORRY AMERISHARTS. CAN'T LET YOU CELEBRATE TOO LONG

God damn it

>Fight fight fight
>Red blue white
>I-it rhymes, it checks out
Fkn Americans and their cringey banter

REFPUCK

WE DEM BOYS

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

BEEEEEEEELOWN

DA

FUGG

OUUUUUUUUUUUT

US- GAY

ETTTT LEEEEEE BUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

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kek, burgers didn't stand a chance

AMERISHARTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

under 23 americans and canucks

>that small bit of hope canada gave USA before crushing them

cruel tbf

oh look the Generational Talent gettin' it done

DUCHENE
AHAHAHAHHAHA

I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO NOT CARE I ACTUALLY CARE!

Vlasic just made up for it

AMERICA CONFIRMED FOR BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>QU1CK
>USGAY
BTFO

tripfag just filter and ignore.

>Implying we're not the bad guys

>MEME BOARDS
>MEME GAME
>MEME COUNTRY

USA USA USA USA USA

>bufflin
Holy fuck are Americans soft

GO CANADA GO CANADA GO CANADA

BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD

>qu1ck
Get this memer out of the net

HOLY SHIT KEK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But the Olympics are all you care about

The fuck....

that was smooth

>Buff lin

FUGGGGGG
FUCK YOU CANADA
>QUI2K

AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH
>AHAHAHHAHAHA NIGGERS TO THE SOUTH ON SUICIDE WATCH

CONFIRMED MEME GAME. HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE THIS NIGHT

jej

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
EARLY CELEBRATION AMERICUNTS?
HAHAHAHA

LOL GET FUCKED

JUST

LMAO

>There are still people that think Vlasic is the best defensive defenseman

Hjalmarsson, Stralman and Tanev are much better defensively than him. Heck you could argue Coburn over him.

IT'S OGRE
USHREKTA
GOAL ISN'T EVEN ANNOUNCED YET

this sport sucks

fuck...

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Fuck you little America

1 - 2

BTFO

Hey Amerifats. It's a nice lead you have there. It'd be a shame if someone... took it

AMERICAN GOALTENDING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AMERICA BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO

ANOTHER ONE

Has anyone given a reason why Kessel isn't on the team?

WHATS HAPPENING

HOLY FUCKING LMAO WHAT IS GOING ON

QUICK YOU FUCKING MEME

2-1

NO GOAL!

SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

BLEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN THE FUCK OUT

BURGERSHARTS DONE

WHAT
DID
HE
MEAN
BY
THIS
?

FOURTEEN SECEONDS
O
U
R
T
E
E
N

...

No goal desu.

>IT'S A MEME TOURNAMENT ANYWAY!!!

baseball is about to start

...

FUCK

We got a game on our hands boys.

That was Quick

Ah the classic Canadian lucky boune

PERRY PERRY PERRY PERRY PERRY

Pull Quic2

>qu2ck
BENCH THIS KEK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT IS FOR ME

WTF WAS THAT!!!!

the fuck is happening

wow production is going nuts with these instant replays

DOUCHEAYNE

PERRIE

>U2A
U2A
>U2A
U2A
>U2A
U2A
>U2A
U2A
>U2A
U2A
>U2A
U2A

>the Americans are going to have a hard time swallowing this one
HAH

>quack
>torts
>rags

heh

>SHART ON ICE
SHART ON ICE
>SHART ON ICE
SHART ON ICE
>SHART ON ICE

Jesus fuck this is outragous

14 seconds

>Jonathan Quick
>in charge of stopping the puck

>work in the woods all day

wow nice... so you chop wood and stuff?

quick is fucking dogshit

Okay, when did Tumbles start playing goal for the USA?

Now you know how Hawks fans feel all fucking year with that fuck

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

WHAT PART OF CANADA ARE YOU FROM LADS?

EDMONTON HERE

ONE GOAL FOR EVERY TOWER

>World Cup of Hockey
>not using IIHF rules

USA GETS KEKED

>Quick
>The city of LA
GG boys, games over.

>NO GOAL
>O
>G
>O
>A
>L

>2uick
>good

Build a fucking wall and put LA on the other side

>americans

>le charge goalie and push him and puck into goal meme

Buttman does it again!

Challenges make sports unwatchable. They already ruined football. Now they are wrecking baseball and hockey.

F I R E Q U I C K

Stand Off here

REFPUCK DENIED

Why is Quick starting? Bench this chump.

CALL STANDS
IT WAS 1-0

>TORTS TILTED

>non finnish goal tend ing

>quick in charge of rebound control
>Carlson in charge of defense
>Torts in charge of keeping timeouts

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

you can literally see the veins in Torts forehead grow

WHERE IS BISH0P

yeah that's like us starting rinne over rask. put schneids there.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

why did he challenge that? what could possibly be called against it?

THE FIX IS IN LADS. WE GOT THIS!!!

WHAT PART OF CANADA ARE YOU LADS FROM!?

Torts: put in Cory Schneider if you want to win the game.

GET FUCKED NIGGERS IN USA

>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>This refpuck.
Enjoy your rigged meme tourney canadafags. Id say see you in june but we all know you wont be there

THIS
FUCKING
LUCKPUCK

>United States of Tortorella

Seriously, I'm glad we're losing

i honestly haven't been paying attention but has the league made goalie gear smaller yet or did that whole thing get kinda thrown out?

Sir Tortorella is about to blow up

7 minutes in and I already can't even handle the memes. Jesus Christ.

washingcloset dee cee here

>making the right decision make sports unwatchable

ask Armando Galaraga what he thinks about your opinion

>canadian ref deciding if canada's goal should count
hmm

but schneider is a canuck

P L A Y J I M B O
L
A
Y

J
I
M
B
O

Quality banter

St.Albert here

without that pointless challenge neither of you would've said shit

umad
Just the pants as far as I'm aware.

In case of Team North America or Team Europe winning it, wher shall stay the trophy in each case?

>Challenging a play that has already been reviewed

Don't talk to your father that way.

Refpuck? Jesus fucking christ you are fucking stupid if you're going to call that refpuck.

Christ American hockey fans are so fucking dumb at times

usa is so shit lmao i can't even

can't even make fun of them any more

can't even

like

damn

hahahahahahaha

feel bad for that really

>implying the running into quick to get the goal wasnt obvious

FUCK USA

If we're not advancing, neither are you.

Quick is fucking trash.
Even Pekka is better than Quick, and that is bad.

How about it, yanks? Wanna team up with us the next time this tournament is held? Our mämmiburger team would be unstoppable.

The pads are still xbawks hueg, the league won't touch those because goalies will cry about muh safety even though that isn't an issue if the pads become normal-sized

in your favela

fuck off

It sits on a little model train going through each country continuously

>quick has to stop 2 guys coming at him
can carlson even tie his own skates?
wheres the fucking defense?

Ironic coming from a Swede though

Want to know how I know you've never watched hockey until this week?

>american team build specifically to beat canada
>can't beat canada

life is beautiful family

It's no wonder Americans are so fucking fat when they only have fast food commercials like KFC, Dominos and whatnot.

don't mind him, he's probably a >kongs fan in denial

Thankfully Buffgod is on your team.

They just review in favor of whatever team makes more money for the league

>Id say see you in june but we all know you wont be there
well played

That or a >rags fan who doesn't understand what hockey is

>THE CITY OF AMERICA

Rate the girls I like:
+ pic related

Bettman melts it down and adds it to his swimming pool full of shekels

Mexico for Team NA and Poortugal for Team Europe

>tfw >we give Murrica two quick slaps with >our mumindals

You're so god damn cringey for fuck sake

Vancouver is so shit lmao i can't even

can't even make fun of them any more

can't even

like

damn

hahahahahahaha

feel bad for that really

Probably would go the hall of fame in toronto

don't even know what it looks like

for you guys
he left duchene wide open for that first one

>0 Swedish Stanley cups

>Torts
>Qu1ck
>abdelkader
>dubinsky
>no kessel
>no faulk
>no okposo
>no tyler johnson
>no shattenkirk

USA deserves better than this

how long do hocky games last? I'm just here for the memes

LMAO the fuck was Burns thinking on that.

>US4

>Corey Perry slowly walks up the stairs after Quick
>Quick is screaming frantically and hides himself in the bathroom
>Corey approaches the door
>Im not gonna hurt you
>Im not gonna hurt you im just gonna bash your puck in
>Im just gonna bash your puck right the fuck in
>Corey starts hacking at the door with his hockey stick
>Quick is crying and pleading, clutching his goalie glove and whimpering in the corner
>Corey has hacked a large enough hole for his face
>He peers through, at Quick

HERES JOHNNY

>Id say see you in june but we all know you wont be there

You're right excepted from you know, the fucking Canadian players carrying your shitty teams

Two halves of 45 minutes each

i am the guy who promised to post them 6 hours ago
also i am the one who said he's not gonna watch both today's games

Three halfs.

where's Bill the Thrill?

quick is good its the defense leaving everyone wide open

MARCHAND OH MY GOD

The memes will last longer than the game, so don't worry

two 30 min halfs

about two and a half hours, but the shame lasts forever

three 20 min halfs

thanks

Games can go to 2am
Quick is a has-been. The first goal wasn't his fault, but the last one was.

>implying they dont count as american for playing for and living in america
What a cuck nation

How the fuck did shattenkirk and faulk not make this team

>Shitting on Dubinsky

Bait

>BYFUGG:DDDLIEN

>finnish hockey team

not enough meat and potatoes

Read his first line

>tfw this thread is way too fast and therefore not as comfy as the Swe Fin thread earlier

I would bang

Not enough grit
>scratched for a do or die game
apparently team usa agrees with me

THEY HAVE TUOMO RUUTU

So are people on the USA team actually from here or is it like other sports where our team is random niggers from all over the world?

>paying bulls to satisfy what you can't
Sounds like the literal definition of a cuck to me burger.

You should be allowed to rek a goalie who comes our of the paint

If the score is within 10 points after the 2nd 20 minute half they add a 3rd 20 minute half. If the score is tied after the 3rd half they add a 5 minute meme period with 4 players and 3 pucks.

In some parts of Canada and all of finland a 20 minute period is defined as the time it takes a random fan (provided with alcohol) to drink himself dead.

Reply to this post if your team is currently winning

Not so fast Americans

They're all white. Except for one half-black guy.

Apparently only Tortorella agrees with you, so yeah you are as smart as john tortorella.

Northern Midwest

Good point. Muh shot blocks, muh toughness

grapes at intermission?

finnish parades are weird

what was the purpose of him making himself puke?

did he swallow poison midrace?

randoms

totally agree, quick is just asking for a crosscheck

i knew this game was going to be fucked but this is just fucked

>Implying we dont make more money than their paid
>america doesnt get credit for all their work
Cucknadia

KEK AMERIFATS SUCK AT HOCKEY

There are 2 black guys on the team if that's what you're asking

You are. Nobody does it though because it can still be called interference if the goalie is nowhere near the puck. Plus then you get 6 guys all up in your biz and that ain't cool.

American born players, but a lot of them come to play in the Canadian major junior leagues, because >we are the GOAT hockey nation.

>tfw this game is way too fast and therefore not as comfy as the Swe Fin game earlier

si here sonno marco polo

Hes the one who wanted him and now he realises hes too shit. Dubinsky should have never been on the team.

>falling for torts grit meme

less weight to carry

not that US will understand less weight = good

fatty

Consequence of using of NHL rules instead of IIHF rules

What is it with Finnish people and wanting to harm themselves/punish themselves?

>Chimping out over a goalie hit
Never understood this meme
Also interference should only be called in the paint as well

I think it's a shame Canada responded so fast, because we didn't get to spend enough time memeing the fact that a >rags defenseman scored on the """"best"""" goalie in the league

why can't usa compete successfully in real sports

>Marco
>Polo
>Marco
>Polo

>SAVE MONEY WITH GEICO AYY BRO

What the fuck is this shit? Fucking americans man.

>byfuglien
>buffglen
how?

Why isn't Chris Kreider on this team either?

I knew this post was going to be bait but this is just bait

Is Justin at the game? I know this shit is too white for Barack

Kek what a pointless thing to be proud of

one of the american has a BLACK father and a WHITE mother

Buff and who? Okposo didnt make it

>did he swallow poison midrace?
did you not participate in poison marathons in highschool or somethign? fuckig nerd

>>>>>>>>implying

Torts hates him

Patrick Kane
3 time stanley cup champion
mvp
rapist
cabbie puncher

>kane is from buffalo
>he plays for chicago
What did he mean by this?

The fuck does everyone hate Quick for?

It's because he plays for the Kings isn't it?

Feels good

Swe Fin was a bit too boring imo desu senpai

I was thinking Seth Jones, but he's on NA isn't he

I like that Price doesn't use that shitty Reverse VH method. Such a garbage technique for garbage goalies.

capitalism in a nutshell
buy shit you don't need for a completely unrelated reason

US3

SUCK

DICK

LEL

KEK

FAGS

LOL

>THE REPUBLIC OF MURRICA

I agree

also

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>Quick.

AMERICA BTFOOOOOOOO

...

I didn't know Pacciorety played for Canada. WEW LADS

SCAR
JOHNATHAN QUICK TO EXIT THE TOURNY

>American goaltending

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

OH
MY
FUCKING
CHRIST

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSING

LMAOOOOO

>defensemen named Johnson

>Duchene with 2
Just give us the Garybowl already

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA

GG GET SPLIT QUICK.

so it's gonna be a bloodbath

It's because he fucking sucks.
Case in point.

Come on USA! Get your head in the game! Making this boring to watch.

FUUUUUCK WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE DEFENSE DOING?!?!?!!?!?!??!?

I like when he is shitty for the >kongs but not when he is shitty for Team USA. He is a system babby.

It means he's a rapist

>amerishits

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>Stop he's already dead.wav

my god

D3F3NS3

stop bullying quick

GET KEKED USAAA

In his defence, he never met his father

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PULL QUICK YOU QUCK

USA USA U

;_;

canada pls

If Schneider was in goal this is still a 1-1 game.

>the united states of goaltending

alright

canadians, please stop making fun of USA

we are getting to their heads

if you keep making fun of them, it will be 9-1 or something

i want this to be COMPETITIVE

i want this to be a GOOD GAME

please don't make fun of americans

50% save percentage, btfo Quick fags

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAH

>Finnish goaltending

>It's a U.S.A gets BTFO at international play episode

Getting sick of these re-runs you fucking niggers step up

you're a pedo. i know it

>AM3RICAN D3F3NC3

Why? The best of the best from around the world come here to train and prepare themselves for the big league. It'd be like the Murrican military training other country's militaries.

John gibson>qu3ck

what the fuck Canada dont make us invade you and steal your mouse or w/e it is you have

fuck america

Post butt

Burns is going to get a roughing.

>if we go down you're coming with us

someone make a new thread

Duchene is very underrated

>Pity for fat cucks

>couple of quick goals
I see what you did there announcers.

bread

it'll be 7-1

screen cap it

>it will be 9-1
You're used to that score, eh?

Team Europe, Finland, heck, even Czech Republic has more fight in them than Team USA
This is honestly embarrassing
It's 02:45 in the night here, I have work at 08:00 in the morning, is this really worth it?

There is no contest

Lets be honest. this is like a NFL dream team against a CFL dream team. More young Americans play football and more young Canadians play hockey.

>tfw Pavelski vs Burns fight

faggot

whats the point, the game is already over

1970s
>usa cant beat a bunch of asians hiding in the forest
>canada has a bunch of forest but no asians
today
>canada has a bunch of asians

BRING IT ON

>USA ON SUICIDE WATCH

You won't make it through the maple syrup trenches we've dug along the 49th parallel.

Just don't sleep danebro.

this is the only acceptable reply to a kippers post

Go to sleep Denmark bro

Torts was a stupid hire for team USA. Christ are there no other good American hockey coaches? Get someone from the NCAA who wins because Torts sure as hell doesn't

Do all american TVs come with this ESPN bullshit on the bottom?

Yes

More people i know played football, hockey is too expensive

Embarrassing so far like usual. I should of figures with torts coaching.

>Amerifats making up excuses for their embarrassing display

>implying we care about hockey

>canada has a bunch of asians
ok, you got me on that one

Underrated? He was a 3rd overall.

Plenty of people come to the US to play hockey at American universities so that they don't end up dumb as a box of rocks

Why is CBC saying Quick is good?

>3 goals on 9 shots
>3 goals on 6 shots

Stop.

Quick is le shit.

Entitlement, they stop trying when things look rough and make excuses abut not caring even if their whole existence pains them

cfl is mostly american

it would be 95%+ if the league didn't require canadian players

This is what we get for putting a kong in net

Still, it's not like no one plays it here, we shouldn't be getting our ass kicked like this

Search your feelings you know it to be true.

right from the box

No not even close how many canadians are in the nfl? 25% of the NHL are americans, while there are like 10 canadians in the nfl

GO TO SLEEP SO I CAN RAPE UR SISTER

JUST LIKE TEAM USA WILL RAPE CANTPUKS

>other countries excel in 5+ different team sports
>usa can only do well in baseball/basketball (football doesn't count since that's almost completely USA exclusive)

no fucking excuses dude

>underrated
>plays for the fucking avs
only retards would think he's underrated

What rules is the game being played with? Cause no NFLers could handle Canadian rules or a canadian ball.

>Kesler says shit to Crosby
>ref tells Kesler to "relax, relax"

what could he have said to Crosby to unnerve him?

jokes on you nerd, ive wanted to kill myself for YEARS hahah i sure showed you

dont say such rude and vulgar things about my three girls

WHERE THIS MUSICS WAS???? WHEN GAME STOPPED MODEN NEW MUSIC MELODY

MAKE A NEW THREAD

get out

well, he's on a shit team that rarely makes headlines. he flies under the radar

That was my situation. I live In a hockey area but i didn't have the money for equipment until i was 16 or so. Our football program was still really huge.

Crosby needs his rat face broken

lol
>stack o-line
>handoff up middle
ez win. fucking alabama could do it

>SHALL
>NOT
>BE
>INFRINGED

I wish we could make our asians hide in the fucking forest.

when he was drafted yeah but i mean in terms of being one of the best forwards
Your management did this to you

you do it

Erik Johnson was first overall in 2006 and people don't look at him as a good 2nd defenseman.

Just because you get drafted top 5 it doesn't mean you get hype.

New thread

>remember that silver medal I won
>remember that game 7 I lost
>remember that 4th place finish I led
Take your pick

BASED CROSBY WORKING KESLER INTO A SHOOT

mad?

I know what you mean.

We put a shitty duck in first D-pairing and he has cost us half of goals against us

Kek kesler such a whiny bitch

>finnish defense/goaltending.

What did you expect m8

>What did it mean by this?

If Canada is the best because we have the most players and rinks, america should be #2

so why is canada cheating?

hockey is a regional sport in the US. We have teams all over but basically all the american players are from the northeast and midwest/great lakes. We don't have near the talent pool for hockey that we do for american football/basketball, which are played country wide.

That said these guys are getting fucked on and have no excuse for that

i honestly dont know how reverse VH faggots can properly seal the post with their skate.... but whatever

Whoever said Stone should be playing instead of Duchene can go back home and cry right now

America is number two though

TWO TIMES BETTER!

>500 outdoor rinks

usa is a fucking joke

>memequick

Shots are equal from Canada and USA. Price is too good. Quick is too slow.

What's the score?

4-1 Canada