/wcoh/ Canada vs. USA game thread

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Your defense left him hanging on the 3rd one

Do Americans ever get tired of being shit btw?

>Dat USA defense

POST
YOUR
BEER
HERE

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>we'll beat them by losing!

America-Kun is cute! CUTE!

Just wait, 2nd period a good goalie will be in net and there will be hope restored.

saw this while scrolling through Cred Forums, are all canadian hockey posters this autistic? I usually avoid any hocky threads because it's the only general/game threads that seem to match /nba/ with regards to nonsensical bullshit

I never asked for this

>Ryan Kesler

Memes.

Duchene hat trick tonight, lads?

>amerilards getting REKT at ANOTHER sport

JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Just like Vietnam

So it should be 1-1 right now

DONT BULLY YOUR NEIGHBORS ITS MEAN

what are those things on her neck

im actually to the left of you.

Put the boots to 'em.

Medium style.

I can already feel the Semi-finals

Happy birthday Johnny

so is >american goaltending the new >finnish goaltending?

>both American defensemen on one guy

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Suppose Kane will be so upset tonight he'll go rape a Canadian?

This is utter domination

Reminder that Jimbo > Quack

How the fuck are we obnoxious. Everytime Canada plays and loses its like your team won the cup. But we arent allowed to give shit back when we win.

friendship medallions

thanks amerifats for letting me go to sleep early because of getting BTFO

BTFO
T
F
O

fuck they should have been clearing the front of the net like that since the beginning of the game.

I decked a canadian last spring in Amsterdam and you make me remember it fondly. I piss on Beliveau's rotting corpse you french canadian nigger

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>mishitgats
what a fucking pylon

>Abdelkader
>making the team
Who made these rosters? We don't need a goon on the international level.

REFPUCK

PFFT bah haha!

God damnit what a shit show

Lundshit is >quick

Weak call, tbqh famalams. Abdul Qadir was hauling some ass there.

>abdelkader being a shithead
>grit meme
Make America great again

Canada putting on a clinic. Canada's line up just is just too strong.

how do people eat this shit?

Justin Abdul Qadir going full ALLAHU SNACKBAR on Price

BS CALL. SHOULD LET IT FLY

PUSSYS

this is what USA deserves for not selecting Puljujärvi.

>Price saving an American life
What a man!

kane?

Muhammed ibn Abdul-Qa'ider al-Muskegon delivers the prophets justice upon the infidel Price

Peace be upon him

>SUOMI :-DDDD

Americans not obnoxious might the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard. American culture is base on being obnoxious

>Chef Boyardees

Absolutely shit.
Never post food again

Not him but you have to admit that when it comes to hockey, you are bad losers and even worse winners

>0 GOALS

REEEEEFPUUUUUUCK
REEEEEFPUUUUUUUCK

>with their mouths

>drinking beer

Different leaf here. French Canadian "people" are certainly subhuman scum, but come on Finnbro. I thought we were buds now.

lmao nice """""""""""""""""""""""""power_play""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Get a load of this edge lord

Thats what happens when you usually win at everything

he only rapes when he wins, he'll go beat up some can driver after this

Kek you hit an American you smelly mongol. They pretend to be Canadians abroad.

>commentator made a deportation joke when they mentioned ESPN deportés
LMAOOOOOO

good post

>good guy Carey Price telling his team not to murder abdelshiter

butt

the finnish are so slaty
top kek

Inshallah brother

>implying anyone would pretend to be canadian

>canadian
>hairlines

>bring an entire team of grit plus kane
>"hey kane you got this offense right?"
KANE DESERVES BETTER

let me guess... mommy is white?

>not putting out the sharks pp line

It's like canada doesn't even want to run the score up

Reminder that mercy is weakness

Golden age didn't last very long did it

got' em

Why are the Crosby genes so based?
>goat hockey player son
>hot daughter

YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

USA
USA
USA

Look around you buddy, there's not one canadian bud here. It kinda gets to you that canadians laugh at binland hockey and bins in general, I once liked canadians but that was years ago. /hoc/ ruined your whole nation for me

post butt plz

Guys, why is Canada buttfucking the shit out of USA's? I thought Buttman had this scripted all along.

Kane should have claimed he was Russian so he could have kept his Hawks line together

kane deserves a hair transplant

>666

OH FUCK

lot of ice tie left...snow niggr

Eww

Reminder that Murrica gave mercy for the entire tourament so far with >quack

Ewwww.. she looks like a female Sid

Is it true all Americans are born with diabetes

Her face looks to much like his. Creepy.

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Based Budweiser (Czech version, not the US-Water)

HELO DOG

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Intermission time.

Anyone wanna play Fantasy Hockey?

I got 10 spots in the Cred Forums league, going on our 7th season

Link: games.espn.com/fhl/tools/join?leagueId=15428&inviteKey=78c14

Password: Costanza

Kek, I will see you guys in the not-advancing group meeting.

GO CANADA

>American commercials

We would literally, LITERALLY be better off with Howard in net right now

good boy/10

I always wondered, why does he have a muslim last name?

LMAO at this swinegolian butthurt.

Which one is his...
>nope.jpg

Finns have been my favorite flag on here ever since >we drafted Pulju. The leaves in here are shitting on you because you started shitting on us.

Still a lot of hockey left. Kane needs to step the fuck up.

Every American does it when they leave the US because no one respects Americans. You are making the rest of the world think we are all clinically obese.

cnn.com/2013/07/01/travel/fake-canadians-canada-day-travel/

Those are strong words
You sure?

strawpoll.me/11268964
strawpoll.me/11268964
strawpoll.me/11268964

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

Never done fantasy sports before, am I unwelcome?

single mother too

usa beat canada in a warm up game and they got uppity
we were nicer against czechs, will be against eu

he's 1/4 arab
saad is too

>that's not a positive

most canada /hoc/ guys are pretty cool but there's a handful that shitfling every god damn thread about Cred Forums bullshit and ruin it for their flag.

a canadian NHL team hasn't won since 1993 so they really hit the international hockey hard. I'm fine with the shit talk and even Cred Forums shit, but it's the 15 year old autism spam that ruins threads completely. it isn't funny, no one is triggered, it's just gay.

I don't have betus and am not fat and play hockey. I'm the 1%

I hate Torts. I hate quick. I hate these cocky maple syrup posters.

Team USA, save me.

Lmao have you ever been to michiganistan

No one vote untill butt pics

I heard there was a LGBTQI+ parade that lead to the game. Is this true?

Grandpa was Lebanese or something else very passably white when dilluted

Jesus fucking CHRIST.

evens: keep watching
odd: do homework
trips: gas the kikes

Wank break

B U T T

U

T

T

You mean public transportation

He looks really white though

If Marchand scores, will he do a bird celly?

it's pretty straightforward, just gotta make sure you don't leave players on your bench on game days

18+

rolling

GET BISHOP IN GOAL. QUICK IS FUCKING TRASH.

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Every parade in Canada leads right into the Air Canada Center

>we started shitting on you

Come on now. I'm just here to watch all-star game to forget the loss after our elimination game tonight, haven't shat on anyone.

Look at them flabby arms. I wanna flick um like a turkey's ballsack

If you respond to sean it's your own fault

>"What happened?"
Our goalie fucking sucks.

This is a family friendly board

>letting a shitposting board on Cred Forums set the precedent for what you think Canadians are like

SUOMI :-DD

do people think we care about hockey? serious question no damage control

>ackleminer or whatever his name is

kek, don is based

Well bant'd

my sides

O M G
Her smile tells me she does anal
I'd love whispering 'no tears, crosby' as I make tender love to her
Jesus I'm diamonds

>Acklemyer

>America

BUTT NOW

How does Torts keep getting head coaching jobs?

Lose weight

roll

Ben Bishop is a significantly better goalie than Quick. Why is Torts screwing us?

>bishop
>not schneider

>Akleminor or whatever
Based Grapes

>its a torts started quick episode
i love torts but cant this retard see that failed twice

That was me. Stone would have gotten an hat trick, 4 passes and 15 takeaways by now

strawpoll.me/11268964/
strawpoll.me/11268964/
strawpoll.me/11268964/

Do Americans actually care about hockey? I think they're just here to shitpost. Their team is bad, they don't watch hockey, and they don't care about the score.

>don't be so Quick to to count out the yanks, but it's time to yank Quick

MACLEAN YOU SON OF A BITCH STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Is Brett Hull /ourguy/?

>Torts
>Smart

Only one

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That's the average leaf though

yo hockey is the greatest sport ever invented. Better than shitty football.

>Schneider
hes even more trash than quick

didn't know crosby was related to pornstar carol seleme

If you care enough about something that you have to go onto an japanese cartoon/child porn weebsite and assure the users that you dont care about it then in reality you care more than the average faggot

Why are you so cringey?

Post butt you slut

DONT BE SO QUICK TO PULL THE YANKS CHAIN

YANK QUICK FOR A CHANGE

every idiot who doesnt know anything about hockey wants to blame quick
first goal byfuggggg:D:D:Dlien was out of position
second goal carlson weak ass wasnt covering perry well enough
third goal literally what the fuck was the defense doing they let the puck go by everyone

>Nazi sympathizer
What do you think?

At least we have cheli and Hull

You're just mad your flag is just a pallet swap of Sweden and Denmark

Don't you know we only like watching sports that involves nogs, while our wives fantasize about fucking them.

i'm talking about america as a whole you dumb syrup slurper

>Chelios and Hull shitting all over torts

kek

Fug it I'm in

kipperschan.tumblr.com/

Yeah, the people blaming quick are retarded

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

>Hull
>American

>Checked
I agree. Where the fuck is our defense? We need to control the fucking puck.

Post ass

i think this is a good showing by america, they are really playing to their talent level

>Still giving (You)s to Kippers

She's a (You) slut, so the only way to see her butt is to stop giving her what she wants

No we stole it from portugal, you stole peru's leaf.

chelios and hull even say its not quicks fault. the d is playing like absolute shit

Begging ya to have sex

i was supposed to eat steak tonight outdoors

but guess it's indoor steak tonight

she's an asian from vancouver
her parents made her do hours of homework and violion or piano every night
she was only allowed 3 other asian female friends
she wasn't allowed to date until she graduated from ubc

seriously is the an app that filters tripfags on mobile

He's been posting the same garbage for years. It's actually pretty pathetic.

Don't every reply to my post again unless it's ass you keyboard Nigger

>Canada right now
Ah you think the ice is your ally? You merely adopted the ice. I was born in it, molded by it.

Clover

>what is right is not always popular
>what is popular is he should take his head out of his ass

LET'S GO ALREADY

reddit is fun

I'm saying for the American telecast during intermission

why is pulju so awesome?

How the fuck is our defense this fucking bad.
>he could stop this shit

KANE?

Overchan.

>claims to care about hockey more than Americans
>can't even rejoin the Fantasy /hoc/ league

what's the matter, afraid to place last again? :^)

reddit is actually a good hockey website

yeah it is

Fuck you yeti stop terrorizing my village

A bag gie 4 ewe?

america is desperate need of pic related to step up

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We're a big team

is it in the playstore?

I don't believe you, sir. Have you ever experience -40°C with a wind chill?

And no, I don't know what that is in Fahrenheit.

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES USA LOSES

Why does he wear the visor?

If you pulled it off would he score?

perhaps they're wondering why we would shoot a team in the head before throwing them out of the tournament

No fdroid its safe though

>best players injured
>dead goalers

DELETE THIS POOOOOOOOOOOST!

how do you get it. can't find anything in the playstore

~95%

It's only for Apple, unfortunately. I use Mimi, it's pretty good.

-40 is actually the point where celsius and fahrenheit align

Search fdroid in Google and then search clover. It's an open source app store basically

>tfw lifelong team /na/ fan
dont even give a shit about this meme game

>Popular
i thought winning was fucking popular

i actually play the violin

Fdroid...alternative app repository

This tbqh

Canadian, I was saying that's what Canadians are saying right now.

My mind has been blown.

THISSSSSSSSSSSSS

Are you dumb?

so did chelios and modano start posting mean tweets yet or does that happen later

way to make us look stupid, but -40 isn't too bad, try -60 where the water on your eyes starts freezing after a few seconds. I've worked outside in -40 lots before

TELL ME ABOUT KANE

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE JERSEY?

I agree

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>played 2/3 a season
>still a Vezina finalist
He's the only reason the Devils were still in the wild card race until the last 2 weeks of the season.

you beautiful motherfuckers i never have to see another kippers post

fucking leaf, why everyone loves you but no one loves us ;__;

>little debbies

NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I RAPED THE ASS

IF I TAKE QUICK OUT OF THE NET, WILL HE DIE?

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>Americans FW this team

When will the USA be able to challenge our dominance again? Are they waiting on Mathews?

>that shitty passing
Is USA shook?

nobody likes fat people. we'll be polite, but really we don't like looking at you.

I think the question is answered just by the fact that your country nominated Trump as a Presidential candidate

>Denmark lowest among the nordic countries
I like this

I live in vancouver wanna hang out?

>Denmark in top 10 every single year
I feel the love

.. I went on a 4 months trip to USA some yrs ago
The 'bible belt', 'politically correct tryhards' from california, and arrogant New Yorkers didn't give me a great impression
Detroit is a fkn mess too

If I tape my stick like this will I become the greatest player to have never won The Cup?

ahahaha oshie is pure trash

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i'd take trump over hillary, trudeau, or merkel any day of the week

depends if you go to UBC

i go to a lot of on campus parties

meh, he's one of the few glimmers of hope on a very mediocre team. You'd have to be pretty clueless to think he isn't good. He's not like top 3 or prob not even top 5 good, but being in the top 10 of anything in the world still makes you pretty fucking good. And I guaranteed there are not 10 goalies you could place above him

Shillery Clinton is worse desu

>oshmeme

I work in the patch, there is no "inside" with my job. -40 with a windchill is about -60.

notice how it is all irrelevant harmless nations that get rated high

>team canada in harlem globetrotters mode already

>USGAY

What are you doing here?

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Im over party stage of life but ill have a beer and watch a game

ESPN on damage control

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When they stop putting Torts as the head coach and realize they left off players such as
>Phil Kessel
>Tyler Johnson
>Kyle Okposo
>Kevin Shattenkirk
>Nick Leddy
>Justin Faulk
but they'll keep >JACK JOHNSON

USA should be Canada levels of stacked but they have Edmonton levels of shitty management

I used to tape my stick like that playing minor hockey growing up.

thats gotta be the douchiest way to tape a stick.

time to fap

I'd vote for Trump to invade Canada and depose our liberal tyrants desu

this shit is so fucking disgusting and nauseating

Triggering canadians.

>has trudeau in charge
lel

>those players
>Canada tier

>pallet

>No Shattenkirk
>NO FAULK

This puzzles me the most, what the fuck

>he is still not playing
this game is a fucking meme

>this is what mcmeme lovers think

She's a semen demon
Don't be jelly

>americans

Thank you for correcting the record

leaving kessel and shatty is so stupid

rude

Brazil is into hockey

ever heard of robyn regehr?

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Sweden was 1st this year

KEK

those bandwagoning fucks

team NA is only good cuz of Canadian players anyways

I want to give her a career ending series of pregnancies

>people still reply to /hoc/ trips

when were you when NAtzis beat Canada in finals

why do so many NHLers use tuuk holders? i see alot of CCMs with them instead of speedblade 4s

Ill give you top 10 but I'd still put Quick and Bishop ahead of him.

Did they ask Somalies exclusively in these polls?

>Strapasson
I wish I had such a surname
For realsies

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kane

If the U-23 team didn't exist they and US management wasn't retarded they would.

powerplay more like powergay

M C M E M E
C
M
E
M
E

>USA in charge of scoring chances

>kane
>good

quick yes, bishop no fucking way. bishop is just big. Once equipment gets shrunk him and goalies like him are going to fall by the wayside

Don't forget most replies to tripfags are done by themselves when they notice everyone is ignoring them.

Whenever a tripfag gets a reply and it's from the same flag, presume it is from the same person.

SCAR

is he a germanic brazilian from one of the three southern states?

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure we need to shoot the puck at the net to score goals? Not sure what's going on here.

This is fucking beautiful
Great job Canada

HOLY FUCK

KANE YOU NIGGER FUCKING SNIPE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!??????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

literal braindead retard team

what a bunch of shitters

>the shitty of Zach Parise

ANKLES SHATTERED

>Once equipment gets shrunk
when is that exactly?

Scaaarrrrrrrrrrr

>the city of american goaltending

DANGLED

B T F O

This defense is a joke

>no kessel

Come on lads

THIS TEAM IS A BUNCH OF SHIT BABY CUNTRAGS

>angry at how true this is

we dat hoi

>QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK >QUICK

Why the fuck would I know, do you think I care with crippled organizations because of memes?

>when you have no chance of advancing in the tournament so you give your neighbour a ton of goals so they can guaranteed win on differential

thanks guys

IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
I AIN'T NO 4-1ATE SON

Thanks mate

you mean kane right? he passed it to weber's hand

maybe don't have rags chokers on the team next time eh?

US4
>US4
US4
>US4
US4
>US4
US4
>US4

IT'S LIKE ANUDDA TOWAH!

>NO CHALLENGES

LMAO

KEK

WASTED THE LAST ONE

EVEN THOUGH IT WAS REVIEWED!

americans are really sharting the mart here

Make american goals again

>scoring on your own team

>Carlson is like a ghost out there

Just fucking kill me

B R A V O T O R T S
R
A
V
O

>McDoughnut pushes player into his goalie and kicks the puck into the net
>try's to cry interference

tippity toppity keks n lels

almost as bad as torts coaching

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>rags

WHY IS US4 SO POO

LEL

POO TEAM

POO OFFENSE

POO DEFENSE

POO GOAL """TENDING"""

POO COACH

POO COUNTRY LAD

>the province of American defence

>designed to beat canada

gostisbehere's team actually wins though

LITERALLY HANGING QUICK OUT TO DRY THIS IS PISSING ME OFF
DEFENSE HELP HIM OUT PLEASE
OFFENSE HELP HIM OUT PLEASE
HE CANT SCORE GOES HE CANT BACK CHECK AND HES ONLY ONE MAN

Im a flat roofer who mostly does hydro dams, nuclear reactors, etc near or past the arctic circle, you aren't going to get much sympathy from me in terms of how cold it gets.

Although Ill give you this, what we do isn't really feasible once it gets colder than -45 (moreso due to limitations with the materials we use). I wish I could get a job in the patch but I missed the boom and am now most likely going to have to wait for the market to turn around again

>Torts
>Ever not shit

Seems you don't know what you're doing there. Try mentioning No Cups Since '93, or how the Prime Minister is a cuck, or how it's not a real country.

lundpads has taught him the art of opportunistic crying well

When were you on tv?

Someone please explain to me why Tortorella was chosen to coach this team.

just empire my state up fampai

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>people cant tell the difference between ice tea and lemonade

>tfw Canada BTFO USA so >we can have a comfy, meaningless game tomorrow

Good job guys

Torts is so fucking shitty. I'm actually impressed.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED AMERICLAPS

THE WORLD NEEDS MORE CANADA

DID YOU HEAR THAT MY CANADIAN BOYS

FIRE TORTS
FIRE THE DEFENSE
QUICK DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS

MEAT

Memes

Same reason donald trump will be president

FUCKING KEK

I noticed, thanks
Key word is was

t. triggered canadian

You gotta stop shilling for Quick he's over the hill.

'N

>TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA
TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA
>TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA
TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA
>TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA
TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA
>TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA
TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA
>TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA
TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA
>TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA
TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA
>TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA
TEAM WAS BUILT TO BEAT CANADA

amerifats are really really really stupid

Can someone explain to me why Donald Trump will be a good president?

A lot of Americans seem very high on him.

Legit question.

also sweeped over the puck when he had some quite good chances/passes to him

And making fun of the """"state of hockey"""" always is /hoc/-approved

youtu.be/EvZ8Ul2YdmA

Video very related

>QU4CK!
>QU4CK!
>QU4CK!

haha i like don't care at all though.. haha...

just kidding WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HORSESHIT SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK STOP MAKING SHIT TRY-HARD PASSES FUCK

PooSA
Its over lads

>Hits 28-8 USA

When will the grit meme end?

who else would they choose, byalsma? macguire?

they should hire someone like ted nolan to coach their nt

glad we're out of this boring tournament, now I can focus on watching my team fail to make the playoffs

>one of the most successful americans ever
Why shouldnt he be good for america?

IMAGINE BEING A COUNTRY WHERE BACKES IS IN THE TOP 12 FORWARDS
HOKY DUCK

>Decide to build a team for the sole purpose of beating Canada
>Leave out some good players as a result
>Can't even beat a team of grandpas
>Get BTFO by the very team you were designed to beat

This is simply too good

WE HAVE NO FUCKING DEFENSE
I'm so fucking done with this meme tier game

my god, tavares is absolutely lethal looking out there

>QU4CK

Drumpf is a racist, transphobic, heteronormative idiot so he appeals to racist, transphobic, heteronormative idiots. That's a very large segment of the Amerilard population.

apparently they had prototypes made up, its just a matter of getting other companies on board and finding a way to get equipment to goalies in the minors and such so if they get called up their equipment is legal. APPARENTLY we're going to start seeing changes next season, but my guess is its going to be gradual over the next 5 years

Nolan is from Garden River though. Canadian.

>"No advancement to the semi-finals for the red white and blue."
B-but POCCNR is still in it.

no immigrants from dangerous countries

literally this is a one-policy election. we've seen what happened to germany and wr don't want that here, and Hillary will make it happen. there's already these small towns in Maine and New hampshire, and Minnesota that have been ruined permanently by importing thousands of violent Muslims

Shut up cuck

nah this defense is shit and you know it

Bylsma probably would've done a better job tbqhfam

>"I should have sat Kane instead of Dubinsky"

I'm a land surveyor, so I'm on sleds and walking in the woods 8 hours a day. I usually don't know the exact temperature throughout the day, but when you've gotta stop and grab the exhaust to defrost your hands, you know it's cold out.

Everything I've read has been saying an upturn in the patch in 2017, so hang in there.

TATERS

truth is team usa is ridiculously outmatched

God I hate Torts it's like he looked at the team and tried to make the least effective combinations

>wrist shot at the point
what the fuck are you doing

His defense IS shit, but he's also let in a few softies.

McJesus put your trip back on you spineless little embarrassment to your country

Is Sweden - Canada final possible?

QUICK
U
I
C
K

HAHAHAH

t. falseflagger

I'm going to rape you in your gender-neutral bathroom.

>b-but big buff will save us
>b-but qu4ck is elite
>b-but muh grit and grind

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING STUPID RETARDED FAT AMERICANS

>one-policy election

So like the Canadian one?

>conservatives got as many votes as any other election year
>liberals get a whole shitload due to young voters
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>turns out no weed

>send a message for the next world cup of hockey
Haha wut?

But USA (And Canada) have been getting a large influx muslim immigrants ever since the 90s...nothing bad has happened

I say North America vs. Canada

great post

>So I told Patrick to do some blocked shots, bad passes, enourmos turn-overs or simply make a make a bad shot
>and he ACTUALLY did it

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>american team so shitty that canada can keep them hemmed in their own zone and make a change

feels good family

Youre right but these poltards are too retarded to realise that hes a joke

Certainly

Indeed. Both finish first or second

so? he used to coach latvia, coaches don't have to be from the country they coach

tehehehe

Except for that time we had to shoot that faggot in Ottawa

JVR - 0 SHOTS
Stepan - 0 SHOTS
Pacioretty - 0 SHOTS
Oshiet - 0 SHOTS

What did these players mean by this?

Literally none of us ever said those things

Honestly we're not that bad for a country that doesn't care about hockey.

FUCK THE REFS
FUCK THE BETTJEW
FUCK THIS MEME TOURNEY
FUCK FAGGOTY CANADIAN FANS
FUCK EVERYTHING

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yes, people who are like 35 and have owned a business or had a job that they can work on over here, not literally millions of people who we have no idea what their background is.

dude is literally a sugar coated harper. zero real policy difference. i honestly fear we'll be locked in with him for a generation due to people fall for his cult of image.

delet

>i haven't watched the news in the last few days
Also
Boston?
Orlando?
Several other attacks thwarted

Trudeau got in by a landslide because he wasn't Harper. That's it.

>mfw we would have had the NDP in charge instead if based Layton didn't die

usaaaa is a joke

>memequick 1-5 incoming

>second best american forward isn't on team usa

What happens when Team NA gets eliminated aswell, bandwagon-wise?

You're replying to satire.

>no weed
B-but 2017

all 4 of canadas goals are a result of absolutely trash coverage by the defense

>Torts started Quick
>more than once

Is this the beginning of an era for Team Canada?

Since 2010 we have wrecked a lot of shit

Are Roenick and Modano chirping the Americans again? I don't have twitter.

they are rebelling against the anthem

is this what fans of canadian NHL teams have to experience weekly?

Friendly reminder that when America loses, so to do the globalist kikes who control their country.

A win for CANADA is a win for the WHITE RACE.

>mfw USA finishes the tourney as the third best team in NA

but more americans have been killed by american shooters than muslim-american terrorists.

>NDP

kys

Bullshit i can walk to any dispensary and buy whatever without even a question

Team NA is actually fun to watch and are expected to lose.

WE WANT BISHOP IN GOAL IS TORTS REALLY THIS FUCKING STUPID? IF BISHOP IS NOT IN THE 3RD I'M TURNING THIS SHIT OFF

winning easily?

?

...

i want his moustache to tickle me

was that really too much to ask...

Because there's vastly more Americans you dumbdumb shitty bum.

do you only look at the score or do you watch the game? it would be 7-1 if schneider or bishop was in

Your first mistake was starting Qu4ck
Your second mistake was keeping him there

>eichel, matthews, gaudreau
vs
>mcdavid, ekblad, the nuge
i think usa is netter 2bh

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>Quick is the only good player for team USA
>Gets hung out to dry
>Every goal hasn't been his fault
Think I'm wrong? Ask Chelios, you fuckin autists

>based
>layton

Carlson - McDonagh is an absolutely retarded combo

>Drumpf
HuffPost writer detected

>He's happy with Weedman in charge
Right back at ya

He let 3 goals in one his first 6 shots... There's a limit, Armenia

Wrong. Bishop is a better goalie than Quick.

>blaming the goalie

I think the US would be losing no matter who was in net

why would anyone ask a talking leather bag for opinions on anything?

>every goal hasn't been his fault

He should've closed his fucking slut legs on Douchayne.

why?

Nice webm of Kenny vs Spenny, but our PM can throw down with the best of them.

THANK YOU

team USA is literally handing out shots right between the dots to Bergeron and quick is being blamed for this. my jimmies cant handle this.

>appealing to authority

Why am I not surprised

>chin gets brushed lightly
>drops like a sack of rocks

Correct me if I'm wrong but isnt Canada 1/3 asian, 1/3 brown/black and 1/3 white?

I have a canadian co-worker and he is certain that you will become the France of NA with all the multiculturalism?

Found the prairie fags

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Muslims make up like 1% of the American population.
And they are extremely incompetent as the last few days have shown. Literal autists have killed dozens of people but a network of terrorists fuck up a bombing lmao

me on the left

>NDP

Our youth needs to be conscripted into a pointless war just to weed out these useless cunts.

The 1st one, yes.
The 2nd one, that was poor rebound control.
The 3rd one, he got turned inside out; can't blame the defense on the 1-1 play, but can blame the defense for the 1-1 opportunity. Call it 50/50.
The 4th one, he bit on the shot fake by Tavares and then didn't use any of use "acrobatics" to split his legs over and cover the far side.

>Ameriblubbers

>kongs

as much as you can suck the Kongs dick Armenia, Quick is plain dog shit right now

JESUS

i didn't even think of that!

>white>native>indian>asian

>kikel
>bustthews

Found the leftist Ontario pussy

The NDP are the only option worse than the Libs.

Canada is 80%+ white, on par with Australia and New Zealand. America is a repulsive 62%.

3/4 white, but they're pretty old
5% 'native'
3% black
rest is split between mixed, asians, indians and arabs

we were 90%+ white until 1990

>more natives than indians and Asians

really?

>Armenia
Do they even have ice where you're from?

Is Quick a systembabby?

In int. play Pavelski has always sucked, Pacioretty has always sucked, JVR has always sucked, Backes has always sucked. Surprise surprise when they keep sucking.

Wish team NA hadn't happened, just so USA could've built a couple better ACTUAL scoring lines. These meme "tough guys" lines are getting really fucking old too.

>ifunny

>Tortyes

Why does every thread turn political i just want talk about hockey

He's a Doughty babby

Yeah natives live everywhere where as the latter only live in metros

No, mostly white.
We'll never be the France of NA because the Atlantic Ocean buffers us from the worst of migration.

>being a lazy immigrant loving communist
NDP are somehow worse than liberals

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They both run around the zone too much and you could see from the prelim games they just can't seem to connect.

They really are becoming Mexico

night lads x
don't bully the USA too hard

Build wall beaner

guys like this are status native, his mom is a chief
they say they are for more giimedats

strawpoll.me/11268964
strawpoll.me/11268964
strawpoll.me/11268964

>tfw you realize even fucking Lundpads did better than Qu4ck
>rags

>wanting joke kikel on your team

Why aren't hockey games four 15 min quarters rather than three 20 min periods?

Sometimes I can't tell the difference between Natives and Asians.

Like the brown Natives look like Filipinos, and the white ones look like Chinese.

We are going to become shit, but right now we ar almost 80% white.
And natives just steal csrs and do drugs, they aren't going to commit terrorist attacks like muslims

I didn't vote at all, no one is willing to take drastic action on housing, the most important issue. Economics in Canada is heavily dependent on provincial governments, so only social issues are left.

Because then you would have to resurface the ice three times instead of two times. Intermissions in hockey are required to keep playing, intermissions in other sports are just memes

Maybe if the game's outcome weren't so obvious, we'd talk about it instead

thats too many fucking breaks

Games would last too long. Need to sell those adspace too

Quick is elite

But this defense and coaching is the worst I have ever seen.

the 1st one yes byfuglien was out of position
the 2nd one yes again carlson didnt do shit to stop perry from getting that close
the 3rd one yes again byfuglien let the puck go right by to duchene all alone in front. Quick was alone thats the defenses fault hands down
the 4th one tavares shouldnt have been able to get through that easily (that was a sick move though)

The difference between natives and flips is that native males aren't homosex or beta

The ones in basketball and soccer make sense. The ones in football are literally just for ads.

>armenian eyesight

Fuck off Serj
Quick is overrated defense baby

Be honest. How hard did you cry when Stephen ''muh oil sands'' Harper lost?

>jvr has always sucked

I don't know about the rest because not american, but I know JVR is a ppg player in international play. 13 points in 13 games in Juniors and 7 points in 6 games in the Olympics.

>Elite
>Requires an elite defence with the best shot differential to be above average

He's not elite, the fact he hasn't been exposed is all on based Doughty

>I don't think there's a lot we're doing wrong out there
>4-1

>giving (You)s to Armemia

>The ones in basketball and soccer make sense.

It takes less than a minute to change sides. They exist just to pad out the game

Need new thread

Checked, I agree with this post also on the 4th goal McDonagh was preoccupied with Crosby though he still managed to get Bergerons stick and just got >ragsed

KEK
and i thought north america was the meme team.

Wow, racist much? Asians are the future of Canada, whether you can admit it or not.

you're right, i should know better

How hard does it make you cry to know that my accountant reduces my taxable income by a third, so you have that much less money to pay for your autismbux and money for the government to fix everything you are too lazy to do for yourself?

>mfw Americans sound like laffs fans talking about the "future"

Oil Sands are dead at this rate, not even other Canadians want use that trash tier oil that requires >$65 per barrel to break even

>the 2nd one yes again carlson didnt do shit to stop perry from getting that close
The guy is crashing the net; you're working against momentum and inertia. The job of the defender on a play like that is prevent the guy getting the rebound. Luckily for Perry, Quick gave the rebound right to him.
>the 3rd one yes again byfuglien let the puck go right by to duchene all alone in front. Quick was alone thats the defenses fault hands down
It's the defenses fault for giving Duchene the 1-1 opportunity, but it's still on Quick to make that save.
>the 4th one tavares shouldnt have been able to get through that easily (that was a sick move though)
Defense did (most) of its job, got beat by a sick move, so it comes down to Quick to back them up. Guess what? He didn't.

>Phil Kessel isn't on a team that can't score

You're kidding right?

aight, he can stay on the Olympic team, but the others are still out including Abdelkrapper.

>only 1 intermission for soccer used mainly to give break to the teams
>3 in basketball to dry off the court

triggered flip detected. I've never met a flip that didn't take cock in the ass

Not if the GTA is an indicator of anything he's not.

t. P.F. Chang

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While I agree largely with the dubs Quick has definitely made all those saves before or not given up rebounds like the 2nd goal

>dry off the court

I bet that's your favorite part, watching people soak up that giganigga sweat

>give break to the teams

aka unnecessary

unnecessary
kill yourself

hes also working his ass off making grade A saves every second because thats just a fraction of the prime scoring chances they are giving up

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Say lads, need some inspiration for my fantasy team name. Post some classic /hoc/ memes to get the juices flowing

I met a few filippinos during my Canada trip and they were faggy as hell, like a mix of asians and blacks without black bodymass or intimidation. They were like a walking vine, small dudes acting they were swaggy blacks