Eternal Arsenal Thread

This is your captain for tonight

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How did Jeff play? Hope he gets more chances.

First for le blooter man

How is Mustafi doing?

His ground game is fantastic. Great passer and very tenacious defending

Another season with Arsenal starting strong
Then bottling it within the last 10 games of the league; making everyone sympathize for Sanchez and Özil

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What did they mean by this?

Most likeable German footballer 2013-16 imo

I actually can't think of many recent likable German footballers. Maybe Hummels?

I keep thinking of Muller who's a cunt on the pitch

Mesut is likeable, Podolski was likable as well.

I think he looked great vs. Hull. Started to look more commanding without the uncomfy rashness.

I love when this happens

Hispanic core stronk

He learned Italian in like 6 month at Sampdoria and his Spanish was good enough to captain Valencia after a year.
His career choices have been near perfect so far too.
And he won a World Cup.

Reus? Großkreutz?

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Around blacks, never relax

How do you fix a pinched nerve lads? Or do you just have to ride it out?

Think I did something while I was #wengeroutting at a passing elderly couple

suicide is a universal problem solver la

Ospina being the father figure that we all know and love!

Would like to live long enough for another 4th place trophy at least

>on Oxlade-Chamberlain…
He’s in good form at the moment, physically. It’s the first time in a long period that he has been ready to compete and he had a little bit of a slow start in this game but became stronger and stronger. I was very pleased for him with the way he finished the game.


what the fuck is wenger talking about, Ox has been utter shit

>he's in good form at the moment
Why does Wenger lie to us like that

>Playing good for 15 minutes is good form
Wonder what bad for is. But really, this does nothing for Ox.

Remember last season before the Barca away game when Joel was playing well consistently but got dropped for Ox who hadn't even played for a month, because Wenger said Ox was in good form?

Just started working 9am-11pm...life is fucking shit, cant watch matches anymore...

9am-11pm on weekends? What kind of job is that?

That porto rican fucker gave his heart out on the fucking pitch, ffs.

costa rican

>He’s in good form at the moment, physically.

The last bit is crucial. Wenger wouldn't have added it if he thought Ox was actually playing well at the moment.

Wenger's comment is pretty noncommittal overall when you look at it properly. He's praising Ox for being fit, which should be the status quo for any player, before saying that he had a shit game until the game was won, at which point he started to play at something approaching an acceptable level.

He's from Costa Rica

It's a shame that in current year people think all spics are the same

Not him, but a lot of young workers in law firms and big money companies work those hours.

Put in the shift for like 4 years then either move up or transfer into another job for more money and less work.

Wenger needs to be sacked right now.

>says the guy who thought brazilians spoke spanish before the wc
Just kidding m8, i know he's from costa rica.

I always got along with the Huezilians on my campus desu

>praising a player for being fit
KEK

>getting along with hues
KEK.
Were they calling you viado?

Na they were pretty cool actually. One was really good at basketball and hung out with us all the time and the other usually stayed in his room and played street fighter 2 a lot. His name was Andre.

>this is what has become of Wenger
Sad to see him turn like this desu

We're very chill when we're young, the older ones who goes to orlando every year are full of shit though, they think they've reached the epitome of the brazilian way of living.

Bretty gud. Willing to take risks but likely underestimated how much Bellendo has a tendency to get caught upfield.

youtube.com/watch?v=DuOo3LRt9Y4

>you can see arteta giving instructions to the team

is he the hero we need?

american blacks are the worst

he scored against the mighty nottingham defence

after that game Akpom and Ainsley are now ahead of Ox in wing depth for me

>tfw we've only loaned Arteta to Man City and he'll return to succeed Wenger in a couple years

>tfw neither this or the one with about 40 uninterrupted passes went in
arsenalist.com/f/2016-17/nottingham-forest-vs-arsenal/ooh-jeff-reine-adelaide-with-a-great-shot-just-wide.html

Arsenal should spend £40M on Pulisic while he's still that cheap.

Bow to me

don't give up on zelalem yet m8

>He’s in good form at the moment, physically
>physically
he made the important distinction. Anyone can see Ox is a headcase, Wonga's just hoping (probably wrongly) that he can string some goals together and actually get decent. Remember that Ramsey was utter shit in the exact same way and Wonga was the only one who >believed

Just play Ox at striker til he either starts scoring or shames himself out of existence. We all know he'll never learn how to pass

THERES ONLY ONE GRANIT XHAKA

WENGER OUT

lads need your advice: going to a job fair tomorrow, should I go in slacks or chinos? And, should I wear contacts or glasses?

MANLET ALERT. MANLET ALERT

ask /fa/ and do the opposite

Go like pic related

youtu.be/ZzDB70d9AUU

How does this make you feel?

Dress like this respectable fellow

Do Americans really win jobs at the fair? Like a ring toss game?

Slacks always even at uni job fairs
I'd dare to say go in the chinos if they have a better fit on you're body.
You want to look as professional as possible and the more tailored look will be nicer.
(I did an interview with a dresh shirt dress shoes but slim jeans and got the job)
but the jeans were well fitted and a very slick solid black like you get with dress pants.
biggest advice is carry a note pad and write important shit down so you can make informed questions always listen first, and make solid eye contact

Jeff was quality hopefully the club stays in the LC a bit and he gets game time to find suitors for a loan in January.

>mfw we're actually gonna win the league and make it far in europe

>for a loan
unacceptable

WHEN

stacked midfield la

lmao

do they?

he's the most natural backup to ozil

what do you lads wear to uni?

cargo pants, black t-shirt

>counting your chickens this early

a t-shirt and jeans

jesus, this fucker is ugly as fuck

i really enjoy the look of this cross
bellendo out when

When Barca come knocking next season with >muh DNA after they realize that they need a new RB

>e has been ready to compete and he had a little bit of a slow start in this game but became stronger and stronger

aka he was pretty shit but i left him on praying to god he'd end up doing something ok that i could give him some mild praise for

how the fuck did we let arteta and vieira slip to man city? baffling

Vieria is, kind of, understandable, but Arteta?
What the hell, Wonger?!

I don't see why he can't come back after learning from Poop. It's not like he hates Arsenal.

Arteta's learned from Wenger for ages, why would he turn down the opportunity to learn from Poop as well?

Think Wenger just hates Vieira for always trying to leave

Being at the club now would mean he's ready to take over. Being away at PEP's means he isn't here.
At least that's how I see it.

>Wenger just hates Vieira
That's why I said it was kinda understandable.

Man C's channel is so much better than ours. We get super short videos shot from stupid angles with super fast cuts.

If Mo for whatever reason came to Arsenal and won the treble in his first season, would Arsenal fans love him?

who the fuck is mo

>Mo
Mou*

He's a WOB just like us.

see you fucking retard

Reminder Arsenal got rejected by Jamie Vardy.

then real ones - yeah probably
foreigners - doubt

And? He'll be leaving at the end of this season anyway. Prob to City or United.

I really, really, REALLY, don't get this meme. What the fuck does it mean? Lots of players reject offers.

His fucking missus said he wanted to go but he didn't because Hodgson got involved and said it would cause negative reactions from the fans and that would make him play shit at Euros.

Oh and look what he did... Absolutely nothing. He's the Andy Cole of this generation.

Who is the Ian Wright of this generation?

why would city or united want him?

Probably Jermaine Defoe

>Vardy to United
HILARIOUS
Just Imagine la's! Vardy, Fellaini, Rashford, Memphis, Martial, Pogba and Zlatan all playing together under based Mou. Maybe add Iker and David Luiz for MAXIMUM MEME.

standard.co.uk/sport/football/chuba-akpom-motivated-to-succeed-at-arsenal-by-alex-iwobi-s-rise-after-making-first-start-in-win-a3350026.html

funny since lw would probably be his best chance of breaking through and iwobi's blocking that

>Wenger: I didn't think Xhaka was capable of that
Has he watched him before? Long shots are one of his biggest strengths.

we should sell Wilshit and buy King Kongdogbia

>implying after Oxshite & wallflopp performances that the RW isn't open for suitors

but theo isn't in bad form

Same reason why Mouyes bought shit like Curado and shit, so others couldn't get them. Why did United pay £90m for the black James Milner? Because Mouyes has to be centre of attention.

It'd be funny as fuck.

>Theo
>doing badly

Typical /Arse/ poster.

C

I was referring to most of last season desu, but the right is easily up for grabs

>standard.co.uk

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

que

Don't forget. Wenger out.

>Tfw Akpom is actually pretty good at LW
Welbeck BTFO

"Another Arsenal pen to help them on they way. Check the stats: Arsenal rarely win a game without benefitting from a spot kick or a sending off. It's very suspicious." - Lee

"Joke club again and again" - captainMAGICal

"Arsene Wenger 'specialist in failure' have never won this cup...........#Obafemi martins" - Adiga Yarka

"Wenger would destroy Xhaka very soon, he will stop him from shooting from Far and asked him to pass the ball.wenger has destroyed all our potential players' - Mugabe

"Didn't know you got a penalty for wildly swinging at the ball, missing and falling over." - Herbiedocious

Thoughts on these pundit insights?

Welbeck is the striker in the new front three.

>doubting dat guy

Trip on faggot.

All accurate desu

>tfw if Welbeck missed that header vs Lester Chambers would bury it and be sold to City for £50m instead

He really did ruin everything tbqh

You can't put a price on bae

youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE

Vardy will wear the fox and the blue till the day he dies

Just how much better is Xhaka compared to Pogba? I'd a say a lot

Ains isn't usually a RB, if he makes it that probably won't be where he plays.

LUCASS

I would agree, but i'd love to see Pogba dap a few times desu

theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/21/arsene-wenger-arsenal-1966-premier-league-rivals-where-are-they-now?CMP=share_btn_tw

>Of the other clubs in the division that season, 220 managers have been appointed, with two of the clubs (Nottingham Forest and Southampton) making 17 apiece.

>That means the other 19 clubs have had an average of more than 11 different managers since Wenger’s arrival, while none of the men who were in their posts that autumn day 20 years ago are still involved in club management.

twenty years today lads

really? come on. This is just morningwood. You know the league cup sucks when Ox scores a goal.

couldn't he just have won the league last year and retired ;_;?

I doubt Xhaka will get blooters all the time but he's definitely going to force the opposition to defend further out which should give more room for le walk it in to happen

>#Obafemi martins

Still my favourite moment ever as an ABA. :)

Is this real life?
metro.co.uk/2016/09/20/arsenal-boss-arsene-wenger-pleasantly-surprised-with-granit-xhakas-scoring-after-second-wondergoal-6141511/

who /AIK/ here?

who knows what he's saying behind closed doors

Yeah, who knows?
So we just assume that he's mad at xhaka for shooting at long range.

he has previous

Toure when lads?
theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/21/yaya-toure-free-to-leave-manchester-city-for-any-premier-league-club

Who /specialistinblooters/ here?

He gets mad when a player tries to shoot without any composure. I hate wonga, but he's right in that aspect.

Tbf I love a good blooter but I also can't fucking stand it when a player takes a shot from way out and it doesn't go in.

Longshots are almost never the best thing to do.

You need to trust in Allah that his servants' bloots will find their target lad

>tfw 90th minute Coq blooter thus Saturday to win us the game this weekend

>Coq
>Capable of shooting properly

Almost scored against Buyern.
arsenalist.com/f/2015-16/arsenal-vs-bayern/francis-coquelin-has-a-go-from-distance.html

mfw people forgave szcz

Balotelli goating it up in france

Which type of goal does /arse/ prefer? Perez' against Forest or a Xhaka bloot?

team work goals, bloots not done by Xhaka are overrated

this city kit is ugly as fuck

Their colors are supremely gay desu

I only ever like when they have the milan style away kit

>supremely gay

Prove me wrong

then why the fuck is Ox still in the first team?

>the unitedness of manchester
Glad that theyre back to being shit

Has anyone ever used Kanu in fifa? I imagine he's an unstoppable striker

they'll still beat us

who /kompany/ here?

szcz defended a benulty

Hopefully he can push on. He's been terrible so far this season.

Just a funny phrase desu

Oh. Glad you liked it lad :3

>starting strong

twitter.com/leewoodcock7/status/778696919774224384

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>replying

>wenger out

>scandinavians

>WOBs

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Reading is bretty nice

7-5 incoming.

>united vs city
>liverpoo vs spuds

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

3-0 win
Alexis scores two, Xhaka bloota

youtube.com/watch?v=TgUMJKGnOUg&feature=youtu.be

>tfw you thought it was our year

How would a midfield pair of dabman-blootman fare?

Shit because dabnigger is shit

>you now remember Welbeck and Sanogo

hope they just fuck off in January desu

he has a massive head

youtube.com/watch?v=3yjIGuW2ldI

Hope we get more Jeff against Reading

Would be the dream tbqh f@m

So I decided that if we won against forest I'd ask this this chick out. What do?

kek, more like companies recruit on university campuses and you talk to them/give them your resume.

casual jumper, jeans and air force 90's

SHE SAID NO ROBIN
SHE SAID NOOO

post her tits

you mean air max 90s?

Don't they just give you a leaflet?

shit yeah, my bad. ive been wearing that shit for 2 years exclusively now. so comfy. now i know why the roadmen wear them 24/7 when standing for hours on their local street corner.

>all this refball and easy draws
This is the year guys. The year wenger finally wins the league cup, it's shows his progress and will ensure we get 4 more years of him

roadman mostly wear 110s la (airmax 95s)

Because he's too proud to accept defeat regarding a player that he was unable to develop properly.

>league/fa cup double

Also the Ox has very small hands, has anyone else noticed

is this like the reverse of him not playing Joel because he proved himself to be good?

Yep, he didn't really developed Joel into the player he is now, or will be.

It'll be just the one

Been away a few lads

Did i miss any Wenger outs?


Urgent pls respond

So who is okay with a comfortable second place in league and maybe the fa cup?

City are going to hard to beat baring a major injury crisis but the rest of the league seem beatable

as long as Wenger still goes out, yes i wouldn't mind that scenario at all.

>cheeky 3rd on last day of the league
>lose babby cup semi to a meme
>FAb owl

Then Eddie.

Not comfy with that at all. I want that league title

Post >yfw it's another 7-5 thriller

We can win the league mate.

If >we keep getting bad referee calls that favor >us, Xhaka keeps scoring occasional screamers, and a balance between Giroud and Lucas develops so that each of them scores 15 goals this season, >we may have a chance

Martìnez
Jenkinson Holding Bielik Monreal
Ains Zelalem
Willock Jeff Akpom
Lucas

pls

How many seasons straight have we played hull at least once now?

>not playing maintland niles ar RB again so we can cuck Jenks

De Bruyne is going to go full messi under pep
they will be unstoppable

Why can't Laurent stop getting bullied?

so signings were actually GOAT right? but what does it all mean, just another FA cup?

>FA Cup
>Mou sacked by Christmas
>Quarter finals in CL

Might be okay

>draw Bayern
>they bully us for being gay again

We won't draw Bayern because we're gonna win our group.

If we don't win this fucking group it's going to be solely because if Wenger fielding a dickless side away when the points are in hand

Given that Giroud has been complete shit against Chelsea so many times.
You reckon Wenger will put Alexis up top again?

yes Alexis will start up front

I'm honestly not okay with 2nd again but I know that it's unreasonable to expect to win the league when it's against this Man City.

>i think I put too much in and washed too soon
>mesut did it proper
>why did Wenger sign another midfielder
>my leg hurts

mesut's the one who fucked up 2bh

Yes. I don't think it's effective at home because we try to hold so much possession but we'll see.

>So who is okay with a comfortable second place
I am _not_ OK with that.
I want Arsenal to play for the highest stakes, to really try and give their everything, even if they fail. I am not OK with a """comfortable""" second, third, fourth or whatever place, giving up on CL, not clocking even a day at the top of the league beyond the end of March and bullshit excuses.
Cheers.

Arsene Wenger forever in my heart.

>If we don't win this fucking group
Already started with a draw, mate. And only because the other side played a Benny Hill of a game.

After back-to-back FA Cups in recent years, anything other than a league title will be a disappointment for a good few years yet.

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Sanogo in

>Sanogo and Debuchy are still here
>Akpom and Gibbs completely uninterested

>Wojtek defended a pen from Crotone

>defended

-__-'

>no good games today
>Ramsey still dead
WENGER OUT

>emoticons

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>emoticon

skysports.com/football/news/11670/10587231/arsene-wengers-20-years-where-did-the-revolution-go-wrong

tbf that is a fantastic draw from Arsenal's perspective, every single one of the other contenders play each other

what's up with Arsenal's luck this season? After the trademark loss on opening day, the team's been getting lucky as fuck with blooters, penalties, last minute goals etc. Is it finally happening? Have the ghosts of the Anglo Saxon villagers buried beneath Ashburton Grove finally freed us from their curse?

Their faces say 12, but their boobs say 21

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>this post

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*SQUASH*

Good news lads.

>The Gunners are growing increasingly concerned by Aaron Ramsey's recovery from injury. The 25-year-old midfielder has not played since the first day of the season because of a hamstring injury..

Welbeck next please.

What's the graph between 1997-2015? You know, one of the most successful period for the club.

1997-2005* even.

fuck off

wtf? you can't be serious

Ramshit needs to be binned for Xhaka to rise

needs to be binned regardless desu

Would give Leah a poke.

Loan him to Swansea tia

Cardiff scum already hate him, and we fixed Fabianski's injury problems, so it'll work out fine

Best girl

>mfw another 7-5 happens
>mfw the yoot show they are goat
>mfw I get to scream, shout and rub it in my smug united supporting mates face again when he says >we are getting btfo

bellerin's getting moved to

Just realised that Bellerin looks like Vito Scaletta

Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ
BREAKING: @WBA decide not to sign striker Marouane Chamakh after trial. #SSNHQ


>he use to be our first choice striker

>who is carla

>the first Lucas Perez

atleast he was free

Lucas is goat, fuck your sad pathetic life you absolute cunt

denial is only the first stage, steve

drown yourself

t. Stavros Georgalidis

Hes not white
and he's not black
He comes from a place not far from Iraq
He plays up front he plays in attack
He's our mate Marouane Chamakh

easy there muhammed

Give me one good reason why Cazorla should start against Chelsea

We /Africa/ now soon lads

Someone post a handsome lad

Here you go mate

Th-thanks

>solid 7/10 would procreate with

>Aliko Dangote, Africa’s richest man, plans to buy London-based Arsenal football club within four years.
>“There’s no doubt I’ll buy Arsenal, it’s not a problem. The issue is that we have more challenging headwinds. I need to get those out the way first and start having tailwinds. Then I’ll focus on this. Maybe in three to four years."
>Dangote, a Nigerian worth $10.9 billion, says he needs to wait for his business prospects to improve and his investments in gas pipelines and an oil refinery to play out before making the acquisition.
>Dangote, an Arsenal fan, has lost $4.4 billion this year, the fourth most of anyone globally, due mainly to the depreciation of Nigeria’s currency.
>An acquisition of the team would make him the first African owner of a team in England’s Premier League.
>“It’s not about buying Arsenal and just continuing with business as usual."
>"It’s about buying Arsenal and turning it around. I’ve run a very successful business and I think I can also run a very successful team."

the clock for Wenger is ticking....

3 or 4 years and the African will take over and throw him out

>money injection 10 years too late in a time when PL money has increased significantly

well we know what that look on gabriel's face is trying to say...

also do you think the lads are aware of elle fanning enough to wish that ol girl was elle?

>Ox has been utter shit

to me the epitome of alex oxlade-chamberlain will always be in the england warm-up for the 2014 WC where ox had this majestic ~60-80yd run with the ball where you couldn't help but go "wow" as he blazed across the field.....

...ultimately running into 2-3 defenders and either losing the ball right there or kicking it away into a wayward turnover. and then about 10-15mins later he pulled up lame with some sort of a hamstring injury and was ruled out for the whole world cup.

>that's my ox!

youtube.com/watch?v=GxSjrLn86fE

>Özil

>Özil
w
t
f
also Santi running looks so adoreable :3

He just don't give a fuck

Lineup prediction for Chelski?

---------------------Cech
Bellendo--Mustafi--Koscielny--Monreal
---------------Xhaka--Cazorla
Walcott------------Ozil-----------Iwobi
---------------------Alexis

>you now remember Olivier Giroud

I'm leaning towards Xhakuelin.

>2016
>still no epl Turbokozak

Based. Can't wait.

pause

>remembering another man

>posting another man
>using old memes

youtube.com/watch?v=tQMbAEREpH8

youtube.com/watch?v=xDSlaDN3wlg

>Ozil at 2:15
keke

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>‘Mister Wenger wants Cech and he thinks about money…he is wrong!!! What I want is to f him…Want Cech? OK, I want (Theo) Walcott or (Alex) Oxlade-Chamberlain!!!

>Want a top goalkeeper? OK, I want a young player, s with you but I can make him top.

Mou is a class act.

>mourinho will never acquire Oxshit and loan him out to a third tier Bulgarian side


WENGERRRRRRRRRRR

>Shit with you but I can make him top
Says the guy who has a history of being awful with youth products. He fucking sold De Bruyne

>walking to class
>see a fat balding guy wearing pic related
>mfw

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u can't procreate with '''''''her'''''''

The media is in full ABMOU mode right now. Another guardian piece laying into him today.

Linkage

theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/sep/22/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-master

He called them all idiots so the knives are out.

Cheers blud

Also cech'd

probably needs a bump to save

perez = good holdup play + fast so = goat, right?

>good holdup play
nah but seems like he's got decent link up play

Wenger fucking out lads

>wanting ox
kekekek

thought this was fake, what the fuck kek

This.

Based Mourinho when lads?

FA charge incoming.

Can all foreigners fuck off

Arsenal FC @Arsenal
"I don’t think Ramsey will be available before the international break"

fuck
i want him to play for wales and get another injury

kek

don't worry, the way this is shaping up he will be out until Christmas.

Yes, and they'll all have to get used to playing behind our jeff and jeffiour; jeff.

stop being chatty patty, real men don't do that

Här

this general has more foreign flags that brit ones kek

>mouyes

kek
K E K

The fuck is wrong with him

He is:
1) a manlet
2) past it
3) spending silly money of players that don't perform
4) in need to divert attention from himself
5) not good at handling pressure (contrary to what he'd like you to think)
6) realising that his spell is running out

Spent 200m in a single transfer window and lost three consecutive matches. He can't handle the pressure t b h

Xhaka vs Matic lads gonna be a cracker

How come Arsenal wont spend enough $$$ to win the league?

how many bongs til the game lads

>Xhaka starting

It's like you don't even know Wenger

>mourinho btfo

na m8 according to my resources in islington it's going to be Xhaka-Coq in midfield with >Ox and Iwobae on the wings

Cech these dubs
Bellerin-Mustafi-Koscielny-Monreal
-----------Coquelin-Xhaka
Oxlade-------Özil---------Iwobi
---------------Alexis

nvm it's going to be Walcott for sure, he's usually pretty good against Chelsea

Holy fucking SHIT! Wenger you dolt, drop that shitter OX, move Alexis to the side and start that striker shmuck you bought or the other one you already have.
You fucking senile old fart.

>yfw he starts Walflopp upfront just to pigeon-hole Ox

I miss Giroud more every day lads

Make the pain stop

where this bad meme about wenger forcing ox into the side come from? literally overtaken by a youth teamer and even some cms

Be at peace

>saving this image on your computer

If only it were just that

how come wenger and the queen never die

God bless you lad

>that tattoo
Dropped. It's a shame cause he's perfect in every other way

>mfw Jez & Arsenal win tomorrow

>admiring another man's body

Pause

,

Spanish niggers with lots of money, baka

straights please go

it's a good time to be an arsenal fan desu

if >we win tomorrow I'll be on cloud 9

Cartel Leader Alice in Wonderland, the kids are there to test how addictive the latest cocaine is, the spics are the pusher men.

Imagine if Suarez had won Liverpool the league so Liverpool stuck with Rodgers for the following 20 seasons

It's what you retards done when Henry brought you some success, Wenger should have went years ago

we all fucking know m8 preaching to the choir

everyone here wants him gone

>the fans are the ones who are in control of what the manager does along with how long they stay for

>dropping Cazorla
>things that don't happen.jpg

>winning against Chelsea
can't see it happening

Reminder that Giroud is shit against Chelsea and should not even be considered to start

why would anyone think he would start

U just know oxshit will start and Feo or Iwobi will be benched
WENGER OUT

>implying feo is good enough to be benched
Everybody knows that wonga chooses their worst players to play on the wing.

asano is playing now

stream vipbox.sx/soccer/404895/1/vfl-bochum-vs-vfb-stuttgart-live-stream-online.html

All 3 of them are shit anyway
Though currently I think
Walcott > iwobi >>>> ox

Didn't know Stuttgart got relegated

evening lads
walcott out

will never happen m8

just like wenger out ;_;

Here's how #AFCU23 line up...

Macey, Johnson, Bielik, Sheaf, Marc Bola, Zelalem, Bennacer, Maitland-Niles, Nelson, Willock, Mavididi

>sheaf at cb
hmmmmmmmmmmm

>wanting whites who aren't centre backs

How are we supposed to abuse pace?

what the fuck are they doing man?

www.facebook com/btsport/videos/1207937309279469

>backs himself in a fight against Mourinho
>fans making substitutions in the future

Man like Arsène

FOOTBALL ISN'T A JOB, IT'S MY LIFE! - Alex Oxlade Chamberlain
“Football, for me, is life. If football’s going well, my life’s good and my life’s happy,” he said. “If it's not going well, off the pitch I’m not as happy and I go home and I take it around with me a lot.
“After every game, no matter what - whether it’s a win, a loss or a draw - the first thing I do when I go home is I get on the TV and watch the whole 90 minutes again before I do anything.
“I generally won’t go out for dinner or go and chill with my friends until I’ve watched the whole 90 minutes.
“Whether I’ve had the best game of my life or the worst game of my life I always need to look back on the game and see what I did well or could have done better.
“That’s what I do and that’s how seriously I take my football - it’s not a job, it really is a lifestyle. It’s 24 hour, on and off the pitch. You have to think about what you’re doing and how that will affect you going into training.” (From Arsenal Official)

Do you think Ox realises he's nicking a living?

A lot of people are hating on Wenger. Arsenal fans should be happy with him instead of downplaying him. The man has literally never was left out of champions league for awhile, always consistent with at least finishing around 4th place finish. And among the top clubs, Arsenal rarely spend any money on top quality players. They almost everytime sell great players instead of buying them, which equates on being a good manager. Imo if Wenger coached a team like man city, Chelsea, or man united where the board could care less about spending, then he would of been Alex Ferguson 2,0

@71427910
Fuck off.

america in

Having a sad day fish sticks.

vid.me/1VKx

yes. i think i can pass better. I'd sit on the bench and not play for a tenth his wage
Wenger should sign me up

How can he go home and watch matches he was in and not fucking kill himself

I'd he is being serious here maybe he just needs to chill. He is honestly the worst player ever.

Only watched this to see that Wilshere goal desu. Should be number one.

arsenal.com/news/news-archive/gunners-greatest-50-goals

>3 goals vs Liverpool included in top 10 official Arsenal goals
>none of them actually any good

kek, Coutinho alone has scored some better goals than all of these in the past 2 years alone.

I didnt want these Cesc feels

>be confidence player
>watch matches where you're absolute dogshit

>confidence player

Were getting Koeman in a couple seasons right?
Everton is an obvious stepping stone
and he makes a fair bit less than Wenger.

well if he scores goals they are actually decent.
Too bad he scores so few :^)

Koeman will make Everton better than us by the time Wenger leaves la. He'll go to Barca or coach his country

>coach his country
Why in the actual fuck would he want to, mate? He'll go to a big club within a few years, excellent manager from what I've seen so far

you know there's an actual picture from the lockerroom that has giroud's dick, right?

Feel like I saw him say he wants to before

yeah, he also talked about not moving clubs, and criticised managers who do so just for £££. Priorities change, be a much better career move going to a large club don't you think? think he'd have the ability to succed

Our boy Andre Gray got banned lads. He'll miss the match against us.

The original Invincibles Preston North End with a great result tonight.

For insulting Walcott?

For this one mainly, but he had a lot of old tweets like this. People dug them up after he scored against Liverpool.

woah shit
why would someone in the mainstream spotlight say something like this
is he retarded?

4 years ago he was a literal who playing non-league la. Nobody cared.

agree with the last two though

I laughed pretty well at the first of these three
good tweet

Should have signed him instead of Perez lads

>no Wenger out tweets
Not our guy desu

I'd like to have but he isn't a Muslim :(

He's probably the type of guy to wish death on Wenger though desu.
Didn't realise I had so many of these.

Lad gets more and more based it seems

just incase you needed more convincing

>your mom wanks

That PSG result looking more and more embarrassing

>That Emery faggot ITT

I hope Cazorla doesn't start, he doesn't stand a chance v Kante

>he didn't want this

theguardian.com/football/2015/may/27/sevilla-manager-europa-league-final-unai-emery

All bullshit put out by his PR guy, feel so sorry for anyone who cares for the Ox or believes he'll be a good player
if he truly did this he wouldn't be doing the same fucking things year on year
just do the world a favour and jump off the Shard Ox

>21 years old
>the best reply he can think of is "ur mom"

Blanc confirmed top manager, he should hire him

"ur mom" is a timeless classic that will always be appropriate

This. It's an internationally recognized classic bit of bantz

>tfw andre gray has been shitposting on /arse/ this entire time

theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/23/arsene-wenger-diego-costa-arsenal-chelsea-premier-league?CMP=share_btn_tw

so how do you lads like finally having a qt goat on the squad?

Allah showed me a vision that Arsenal win 2-0 against Chelsea

>arsenal scoring against chelsea
nah

>tfw we win

I know that Wenger has a terrible record against Mouyes, but I can't wait for November 19, it's going to be a fun match t b h

Xhaka red card 100% incoming

so long as he scores another blooter first tbqh

He'll crunch either Costa or cesc and they'll have been told to roll around.

hope both of them get crunched desu. can >we start coq and xhaka both?

we should start them but >wenger

>tfw arsenal is gonna get destroyed by chelsea and there is nothing i can do about it

Why is the record against chelsea so garbage?

Drogba. We had an amazing record against them before he came along and spooked our defenders.

Drogba and Mourinho. They're both gone. Now Costa is gonna be an issue. Last year the ref fucked up.

>we go 1-0 up with 10 minutes left
>Michy comes off the bench and scores 2
>he becomes the new Drogba and terrorises us for ever

>you now remember captain Theodore Walcott leading us out against Chelsea
>Merteslower
>Goobriel
>Wenger subbing Giroud and leaving us with no attacking threat at all

Wew. Wonder what's going to happen this time.

like Giroud can do anything against chelsea anyways.
for the best

It's like you nerds forgot >we have the Xhaka to score all >our goals

Your stupid comment ruined the thread

New one? Thread sucks.

he woulda earned a follow from me if that tweet was about ox

i actually thought that >we played rather heroically in that game against chelsea where mertesacker (or whoever) got sent off....

...the problem is that the heroic football came appx ~5mins after the RC, and in those ~5 minutes between the red and the heroic football >we conceded a goal to them. c'est la arsenal, no?

pics or GTFO

google it fag

not my fault your shit phone can't wrap text properly. that last post has big sentences too
p.s. fuck off normie

> Giroud passed fit and in the squad today. #afc

reeeeeeee, now he'll be first off the bench over lucas

It's well known that he has a strong desire to coach the national team.


He also might feel that the Dutch FA can suck his dick since he got rejected for Guus Hiddink who then went on to miss the Euros lol

fuck sake, this sucks, i want to die and be reborn as a clam so that i can hide myself from this shitty world

post yfw oxlad chamberlain starts tonight

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what we want
Ospina, Bellerin, Mustafi, Koscielny, Gibbs, Xhaka, Elneny, Alexis, Ozil, Iwobi, Lucas

what we'll get
Cech, Bellerin, Mustafi, Koscielny, Monreal, Cazorla, Coquelin, Walcott, Ozil, Iwobi, Alexis

>no Ox

It's like you don't even support Arsenal

>what we want
>elneny
>ospina

nice try

>wanting a double agent in the team

Is jiroo injured?

not anymore

What we get is a much better team desu

Good day, I'm itk and this is arsenal's starting eleven vs chelsea

Cech
Bellerin Mustafi Kosc Monreal
Coq Xhaka
Walcott Özil Alexis
Giroud

most likely Santi will start though, and I've got a feeling it'll be another Sanchez as striker episode

the black cum is starting to rot your brain

United's squad is terrible [s]and we'll still lose to them[/s]

>not starting Alexander Isak instead of Giroud

>rooney dropped for lindgard
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Are they finally learning?

yes but they're still shit to watch because the >mouyes is transcendent

they're shit to watch because they don't have any exciting players

things I don't want to see later on
Ox starting
Sanchez as a striker
things we will see
Ox starting
Sanchez as a striker

looks eerily like rocastle in that picture

stop this ox starting meme

Pogba is exciting when he's not forced to play DM.

strawpoll.me/11291099
strawpoll.me/11291099
strawpoll.me/11291099

IMPORTANT POLL

>lestah
now what am i supposed to do for 2 hours

sleep

>tfw no Rashford

even pogdab will score at this rate

>we drew with Shitcester
WONGA OUT

based

>tfw lester meme is ded

>No dab

WENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGER OUT

elite header desu

why didn't he dab ffs

Anyone else actually like Mourinho these days? I used to hate him like everyone else but his hatred for Wenger made me feel like he's actually a good guy.

FUCK YOU VARDY LITTLE GOBLIN WANKER

>vardy getting butthurt

yeah i like it

>tfw united, liverpool and city win and coq gets sent off in another loss to chelsea

Alexis will start up front

don't think anyone expect anything else

not sure why people (australians) keep trying to force this Coquelin getting sent off meme

So we thrashed Leicester 5-2 last season, couldn't not beat them this season, and now Man Ure is 4-0 up against them. I don't want to see >us in another fucking 6-0 loss against Mouyes t b h

OptaJoe @OptaJoe now24 seconds ago
4 - The last time that @ManUtd led at half-time by a four goal margin in the Premier League was in Feb 2001 v Arsenal (5-1 at HT). History.

kek, thanks for reminding me that Vardy literally rejected Arsenal.

THREE goals from corner kicks. It's written in the starts, they will do it against us too

the only coquelin meme being forced is that he's a decent passer

It's so obvious that his passing has improved over the last year though. I don't know how you can watch our games without realising 2bh. Man can pass now.

stars*

is coq elite? inb4 >hull

arsenalyouth.wordpress.com/2016/09/24/nketiah-hits-hat-trick-as-arsenal-u18s-thrash-leicester/

>Marcus McGuane was also on the scoresheet after the ball hit him on the back and bounced in and Leicester’s goalkeeper scored an own goal on a good day for Kwame Ampadu’s side.

top kek

Has Coquelin even been sent off except for that Spurs match?

all the memes spooked him :3

Unironically our best player

midfield general la

His finding his old form regarding tackles. He's a very skilfull player as well you people seem to missee that aspect.

>Mahrez and Vardy pulled
man they're not even gonna try

Fucking lol

>fucking lol
irrefutable argument, really changed my opinion.

>you people seem to missee that aspect.
Dunno why you're saying that to me m8. I'm not Australian.

this, best if not THE best midfielder we've had since Verera

I'm speaking in general terms here m8

Bailly is elite. Should have signed him.

Fuckin 'ell

it would have killed Gabriel. he's seen enough death desu

RASHFORD WHO?! WHAT A GOAL!! NEW GOAT! SIGN HIM UP WENGA

>tfw one of my workmates yesterday was just talking about how he and Gray used to play for the same youth team

wew

>it would have killed Gabriel
Even more reason for signing him.

>tfw our Coq is hard again

“I like Costa as a player,” Wenger said. “I like the qualities of the player. All the rest around is not needed. He’s a very strong player. He looks, since the start of the season, to have cleaned up his act, that he behaves more focused on the game. And that makes him more dangerous.”

Wenger was asked whether Costa would be diminished as a player without his nastiness. “No, I don’t think so,” he replied. “You want full commitment from every single player. But commitment is different from these kind of over-reactions. He is a fighter and you respect that. The rest is down to the referees to get the game and the rules respected.

“He is similar to [Didier] Drogba because he’s a top-quality player. I cannot put it on Costa the fact that we got caught last year [at the Emirates]. It was more the tandem – Fàbregas, Costa – which was very dangerous for us. Fàbregas found him quickly with his runs. In the first incident [last season, at Stamford Bridge], we were a bit guilty of reacting [to provocation]. But in the second, we were caught tactically. Mertesacker had only the opportunity to try to tackle. He got rightly sent off.”

Wenger has been in the market for a new centre-forward over the past few summers and said that Costa was on his radar. “I never thought he would leave Atlético Madrid at the time, I was surprised,” Wenger said. “Would I have made a harder play for him had I known? Yes. I like him, as a quality striker.”

Damn..

theguardian.com/football/2016/sep/23/arsene-wenger-diego-costa-arsenal-chelsea-premier-league

If favelamonkeys were capable of learning, they wouldn't be favelamonkeys

>Wenger has been in the market for a new centre-forward over the past few summers and said that [insert striker] was on his radar. “I never thought he would leave [insert club] at the time, I was surprised,”

Not this shit again.

>tfw no Beauty and the Beast upfront

Also anyone else feel like Wenger is trying to tame him with these comments? We all know Costa plays best when he's hungry, angry on-the-edge etc... Comparing him to Drogba and saying he wants him? hmmmmm

How would u have responded if flags weren't a thing?

Wilshere starts for those who don't want to watch City or Pool win

If aussies were capable of not shitposting, they wouldn't be aussies.

oooh and Chambers starting against Spurs at CB

Scared for >us desu. We've been shit so far and Everton have been great. Expecting another loss.

Trip on please. It'll be just like on reddit xDD

are you meming or actually a bournemouth fan

>fucking carrick
Didn't he retired already?

On-loan Bournemouth fan

pic related?

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gonna watch calum cuck that dutch striker 2bh

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