Lol why are americans so stupid that it takes them this long to realize how much time you're wasting

lol why are americans so stupid that it takes them this long to realize how much time you're wasting

theres even a fucking NFL product called Rewind that edits out all the bullshit in a 4 hour NFL broadcast and shows EVERY play between the whistles and it totals to just 20-40 minutes each game, every year

and yet you sit there for 3-4 hours x 3 each week doing what with your life?

and the same goes for every other sport, they all have similar ratios of actual VALID movement to length of TV broadcast ratio (cause i know soccer or hockey fags will act like "moving around" during most of that time offsets the fact that 75% of that movement involves nothing that could change the score of the game)

and even the UFC which is supposed to be the "pinnacle of entertainment"

is matches that the entrances of of each fighter lasts longer than even if the entire match itself went the distance which is then padded by promo packages before entrances and joe rogan standing there asking generic ballpark questions and in the off-chance theres a hot or controversial topic the fighter will just brush it off.

the entire actual UFC event lasts 6-7 hours from facebook prelims to final main event, you cant even watch the full event on UFC's own fight pass

you cant even watch the event if you're a fight pass member

you have to purchase the full $60 event

you cant even rewatch the full event at any point in time cause the prelims arent actually owned by UFC

6 months down the line the PPV is still 60 dollars and just the main car

after 6 months all the fights are chopped up and you can never see a "full event" again

>pisses into water bottle
>logs back into WOW
Heh, that'll teach em.

K

>what is building up suspense?
>what is anticipation?

thats what the yuros and spics don't get about american football, the part where "nothing" is happening is actually the best part, the anticipation of waiting for the ball to be snapped and the play to be run on a crucial 3rd down conversion or the like is where the fun lies

shit bantz, tbqhf.

here's your (You)

>why are americans so stupid
>That sentence
>That flag
Stopped reading their Chicano.

what kind of pleb has ever described UFC as "the pinnacle of entertainment"?

Well thank god I only watch motorsports, eh?

>driving around for 3-4 hours
>99% of them have zero chance of winning
>99% of the broadcast spends time showing the mid-pack because the winners are so far gapped
>they literally have pit-stop specialists because nothing else technically can be talked about
>wow sense of speed as we jump cut between in and out of car views!
>wow an accident (which has zero relation to the actual way you win the competition)
>so cool this is why we watch!

you can log into liveleak and see car crashes 24/7 minus the bullshit

Huh?

What's the point of this post?

this is level of intellectual input i would expect someone who has no other interests that could better fill 3-4 hours at a time engaging in or learning about.

>tfw to intelligent too watch sports

>you have to purchase the full $60 event

What year do you live in

>too

maybe it's because nobody wants to watch the fucking eagles and the bears, did you ever think of that? nobody is going to lose sleep on a work night just to see that matchup.

I miss sage guise :(

>the part where "nothing" is happening is actually the best part
DID I JUST READ THIS LMFAO

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>the part where "nothing" is happening is actually the best part
That explains why Cred Forums is better during the NFL close season.

>(cause i know soccer or hockey fags will act like "moving around" during most of that time offsets the fact that 75% of that movement involves nothing that could change the score of the game)

Except build up play in those sports is actually exciting and enjoying to watch whereas sitting there watching commercials every 20 seconds is fucking retarded. It's not comparable

>the part where "nothing" is happening is actually the best part

>lol why are americans so stupid that it takes them this long to realize how much time you're wasting

Jokes on you, I don't give a fuck about my time. It's not like when I'm watching football, I'm thinking to myself "I wish I wasn't watching football."

You're so euphoric it hurts

I've stopped watching football because of the concussion protocols. This sport has become so pussified thanks to Goodell and Obama. Here's my complaints.

-Domestic violence outrage from feminists
-Concussion protocols
-Black players not standing up for the flag
-Everything is pink in October
-Having NFL regular season games in London and Mexico
-Tom Brady being framed
-Moving the Rams to LA
-Gay NFL players

I hope the NFL commissioner is more like Trump. He'll put an end to all of this crap.

apart from a couple of the things in that list, this whole post makes you sound like the average retarded, whiny Trump supporter

>m-muh country is pussified
>*sips cheeto-flavored mountain dew in the background*

The current state of the NFL shows how bad this country is right now.

If I was the NFL commissioner, I would be fining and suspending players who don't respect the Star Spangle Banner.

you realize that the NFL wouldn't be trying to make itself look better if goodell had just suspended ray rice for the season? that's what started it all, deflategate, gay players, everything.

Ray Rice should only have been suspended for two games. Later, new evidence was brought forward. Talk about double jeopardy. When the new video was shown, Goodell suspended for the entire season to please the women. Goodell ruined Ray Rice's football career.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDERS

he was right to suspend him for the season, he should have just done it to begin with. it's not even about domestic violence, he knocked somebody out cold. that's a crime in this country that can get you several years in prison.

What Ray Rice did was justifiable. If a woman isn't doing something right, you have to take measures. Domestic violence is charge that was recently created ~25 years ago by feminists. It wasn't a crime to hit women 50 years ago.

stupidity is a crime, and if you're stupid enough to hit your girl in public without checking for cameras then you deserve to be suspended without pay.

What about when you're watching adverts or watching a bunch of black lads standing around wearing shoulder pads, groin-tight lycra and eye makeup?

I stopped watching the sports jew a long time ago

>Watching niggers catch and run with a ball
>Giving money to niggers and jews
>Watching them push their marxist agenda
>Wasting an entire Sunday and 3.5 hours on a Monday and Thursday to watch a useless game

...

it's 3-4 hours of spending time with friends family having a good time
Something you clearly lack

*tips fedora*

>incentivising black masculinity with your hard-earned money
>making people who crash into eachother famous and rich so they can fuck your daughters

good job

>If a woman isn't doing something right, you have to take measures.
You've never been with a woman though so how do you know? Because Cred Forums told you?

>most condensed game footage is ~45 minutes
>b-but they only play 11 minutes
eurocucks btfo

NBC is heavily invested in hockey and soccer. But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

when you watch a movie, do you fast-forward through anything that isn't sex/fighting/explosions?

because you might have ADHD

>The average amount of time the ball is in play on the field during an NFL game is about 11 minutes.

>In other words, if you tally up everything that happens between the time the ball is snapped and the play is whistled dead by the officials, there's barely enough time to prepare a hard-boiled egg. In fact, the average telecast devotes 56% more time to showing replays.

>So what do the networks do with the other 174 minutes in a typical broadcast? Not surprisingly, commercials take up about an hour. As many as 75 minutes, or about 60% of the total air time, excluding commercials, is spent on shots of players huddling, standing at the line of scrimmage or just generally milling about between snaps.

>cause i know soccer or hockey fags will act like "moving around" during most of that time offsets the fact that 75% of that movement involves nothing that could change the score of the game

L E L

AAYYYY LMAO

SHARTBALL DESTROYED

>11 minutes of sports
no wonder half their ''''''''''''''athletes''''''''''''''''' are obese

>the part where nothing is happening is actually the best part
This has to be capped lel

>shartball

I blame everyone south of the 40th parallel

Hockey is the superior sport

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