lol why are americans so stupid that it takes them this long to realize how much time you're wasting
theres even a fucking NFL product called Rewind that edits out all the bullshit in a 4 hour NFL broadcast and shows EVERY play between the whistles and it totals to just 20-40 minutes each game, every year
and yet you sit there for 3-4 hours x 3 each week doing what with your life?
and the same goes for every other sport, they all have similar ratios of actual VALID movement to length of TV broadcast ratio (cause i know soccer or hockey fags will act like "moving around" during most of that time offsets the fact that 75% of that movement involves nothing that could change the score of the game)
and even the UFC which is supposed to be the "pinnacle of entertainment"
is matches that the entrances of of each fighter lasts longer than even if the entire match itself went the distance which is then padded by promo packages before entrances and joe rogan standing there asking generic ballpark questions and in the off-chance theres a hot or controversial topic the fighter will just brush it off.
the entire actual UFC event lasts 6-7 hours from facebook prelims to final main event, you cant even watch the full event on UFC's own fight pass
you cant even watch the event if you're a fight pass member
you have to purchase the full $60 event
you cant even rewatch the full event at any point in time cause the prelims arent actually owned by UFC
6 months down the line the PPV is still 60 dollars and just the main car
after 6 months all the fights are chopped up and you can never see a "full event" again
Lincoln Collins
>pisses into water bottle >logs back into WOW Heh, that'll teach em.
James Hernandez
K
John Cox
>what is building up suspense? >what is anticipation?
thats what the yuros and spics don't get about american football, the part where "nothing" is happening is actually the best part, the anticipation of waiting for the ball to be snapped and the play to be run on a crucial 3rd down conversion or the like is where the fun lies
Easton Collins
shit bantz, tbqhf.
here's your (You)
Grayson Anderson
>why are americans so stupid >That sentence >That flag Stopped reading their Chicano.
Angel Miller
what kind of pleb has ever described UFC as "the pinnacle of entertainment"?
Jose Scott
Well thank god I only watch motorsports, eh?
Zachary Rodriguez
>driving around for 3-4 hours >99% of them have zero chance of winning >99% of the broadcast spends time showing the mid-pack because the winners are so far gapped >they literally have pit-stop specialists because nothing else technically can be talked about >wow sense of speed as we jump cut between in and out of car views! >wow an accident (which has zero relation to the actual way you win the competition) >so cool this is why we watch!
you can log into liveleak and see car crashes 24/7 minus the bullshit
Camden Bell
Huh?
Nathan Gonzalez
What's the point of this post?
Robert Thomas
this is level of intellectual input i would expect someone who has no other interests that could better fill 3-4 hours at a time engaging in or learning about.
Lincoln Nguyen
>tfw to intelligent too watch sports
Jace Robinson
>you have to purchase the full $60 event
What year do you live in
John Powell
>too
Carter Brown
maybe it's because nobody wants to watch the fucking eagles and the bears, did you ever think of that? nobody is going to lose sleep on a work night just to see that matchup.
Isaiah Wood
I miss sage guise :(
Jonathan Powell
>the part where "nothing" is happening is actually the best part DID I JUST READ THIS LMFAO
Dylan Diaz
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Gavin Martinez
>the part where "nothing" is happening is actually the best part That explains why Cred Forums is better during the NFL close season.
Joshua Brown
>(cause i know soccer or hockey fags will act like "moving around" during most of that time offsets the fact that 75% of that movement involves nothing that could change the score of the game)
Except build up play in those sports is actually exciting and enjoying to watch whereas sitting there watching commercials every 20 seconds is fucking retarded. It's not comparable
Joseph Parker
>the part where "nothing" is happening is actually the best part
Camden Harris
>lol why are americans so stupid that it takes them this long to realize how much time you're wasting
Jokes on you, I don't give a fuck about my time. It's not like when I'm watching football, I'm thinking to myself "I wish I wasn't watching football."
Jack Johnson
You're so euphoric it hurts
Christopher Johnson
I've stopped watching football because of the concussion protocols. This sport has become so pussified thanks to Goodell and Obama. Here's my complaints.
-Domestic violence outrage from feminists -Concussion protocols -Black players not standing up for the flag -Everything is pink in October -Having NFL regular season games in London and Mexico -Tom Brady being framed -Moving the Rams to LA -Gay NFL players
I hope the NFL commissioner is more like Trump. He'll put an end to all of this crap.
Jonathan Ward
apart from a couple of the things in that list, this whole post makes you sound like the average retarded, whiny Trump supporter
>m-muh country is pussified >*sips cheeto-flavored mountain dew in the background*
Joseph Hughes
The current state of the NFL shows how bad this country is right now.
If I was the NFL commissioner, I would be fining and suspending players who don't respect the Star Spangle Banner.
Kevin Roberts
you realize that the NFL wouldn't be trying to make itself look better if goodell had just suspended ray rice for the season? that's what started it all, deflategate, gay players, everything.
Ayden Gonzalez
Ray Rice should only have been suspended for two games. Later, new evidence was brought forward. Talk about double jeopardy. When the new video was shown, Goodell suspended for the entire season to please the women. Goodell ruined Ray Rice's football career.
Carter Reyes
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDERS
Ryan Gray
he was right to suspend him for the season, he should have just done it to begin with. it's not even about domestic violence, he knocked somebody out cold. that's a crime in this country that can get you several years in prison.
Adrian Harris
What Ray Rice did was justifiable. If a woman isn't doing something right, you have to take measures. Domestic violence is charge that was recently created ~25 years ago by feminists. It wasn't a crime to hit women 50 years ago.
Christopher Collins
stupidity is a crime, and if you're stupid enough to hit your girl in public without checking for cameras then you deserve to be suspended without pay.
Isaac Walker
What about when you're watching adverts or watching a bunch of black lads standing around wearing shoulder pads, groin-tight lycra and eye makeup?
Carter Wilson
I stopped watching the sports jew a long time ago
>Watching niggers catch and run with a ball >Giving money to niggers and jews >Watching them push their marxist agenda >Wasting an entire Sunday and 3.5 hours on a Monday and Thursday to watch a useless game
Logan Sanchez
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Lucas Sullivan
it's 3-4 hours of spending time with friends family having a good time Something you clearly lack
Joshua Ross
*tips fedora*
Jose Taylor
>incentivising black masculinity with your hard-earned money >making people who crash into eachother famous and rich so they can fuck your daughters
good job
Carter Foster
>If a woman isn't doing something right, you have to take measures. You've never been with a woman though so how do you know? Because Cred Forums told you?
Hudson Gomez
>most condensed game footage is ~45 minutes >b-but they only play 11 minutes eurocucks btfo
Zachary Foster
NBC is heavily invested in hockey and soccer. But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
Nathaniel Phillips
when you watch a movie, do you fast-forward through anything that isn't sex/fighting/explosions?
because you might have ADHD
Lincoln Barnes
>The average amount of time the ball is in play on the field during an NFL game is about 11 minutes.
>In other words, if you tally up everything that happens between the time the ball is snapped and the play is whistled dead by the officials, there's barely enough time to prepare a hard-boiled egg. In fact, the average telecast devotes 56% more time to showing replays.
>So what do the networks do with the other 174 minutes in a typical broadcast? Not surprisingly, commercials take up about an hour. As many as 75 minutes, or about 60% of the total air time, excluding commercials, is spent on shots of players huddling, standing at the line of scrimmage or just generally milling about between snaps.
Landon Torres
>cause i know soccer or hockey fags will act like "moving around" during most of that time offsets the fact that 75% of that movement involves nothing that could change the score of the game
L E L
Caleb Bell
AAYYYY LMAO
SHARTBALL DESTROYED
>11 minutes of sports no wonder half their ''''''''''''''athletes''''''''''''''''' are obese
Ian Young
>the part where nothing is happening is actually the best part This has to be capped lel