/rug/

Why is the OP an horse?

GlasGODS tbqh

that's a athlete lah

So will Cruden be playing for Manawatu this week?

injured m8

/cric/ - Cricket

as is Sam Cane

Hope you guys return to your former glory. it's so boring watching the All Cucks win every week

First

I wouldn't hold my breath on that one, lad. The government has said to get used to losing because we are "transformimg". It's amazing how their quota system somehow has no place in football in it, but all the sports dominated by the other races must make special exceptions for blacks

>gee hope you guys get gud again
>new minnit 50% quota
Kekd and rekt

You guys are getting thumped by Southland of all teams

why dont all whites move to Namibia and form a real Springbok team. SA govt gets to have their Springblacks and boks become great again

>Bay of Poopy

can the 'southland is the south islands northland' meme finally be put to rest?

>GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M
BTFO

kek

Southland > Bay of Plenty.
Poverty Bay > Bay of Plenty

Your team and namefags are an embarrassment to rugby m8

>Ashton banned for 13 for biting while wearing a gumshield
kek is he 'our guy'?

13 weeks even

No point going there when you can just follow the cricket players and jump ship to nicer places like Australia, New Zealand, England and the Netherlands

>england
>nicer

memes aside, england is a nice place
village life is comfy

Chris 'No Tears For Reddit Queers' Ashton

So NZ have won the championship with 2 games to spare?

Kek nice 'competition' you have there

we did it in 2013 as well

it's so interesting isn't it

Like throwing Brock Lesnar in to fight a bunch of cripples this year.

Obsessed

32nd post donated by /nrl/

Good taste senpai.

vice.com/en_au/read/aucklands-22-year-old-mayoral-candidate-is-finally-being-taken-seriously

Kind of pathetic desu senpai

>mum says she won't buy me dominos this weekend

>Not just getting an advance on your week's GBP

underrated players

The RC is really boring desu. Can't wait for the Autumn internationals.

1 month and a few weeks to Chicago

>chicago

easily one of the worst places on earth

Wonder if they'll miraculously sell-out again, bit of a waste when you could have had both games in Ireland.

So we can watch ourselves get raped by about 60-0? It's going to be 2012 all over again

>New Zealand won the series 3–0. In the third and final Test in Hamilton on 23 June, the All Blacks won 60–0, inflicting upon Ireland their largest-ever defeat

Fucking good times lads I'll tell you what.

youtube.com/watch?v=nV5zndjlv7w

There was one try (I think by Gear?) where he absolutely obliterated Earls.

Great game for a neutral Tbh

meh we nearly drew the week before only due to a last minute drop goal

these things happen in end of year tests

Reminder that your greatest victory against NZ was a 10-10 draw in 1973.

It was a great game for a kiwi too.
I watched it with my scody Irish flatmate. She talked shit all through the last bit right up to the crushing defeat.
>muh banter
Then she cried.
I said "it's just a game mate."

The epitome of earls' defending game

youtube.com/watch?v=tBk6PjwsILA

>implying those games won't be as one sided
And "boring" because of that

Did you give her the 'ol lickaroo, lad?

You can tell she's Snoop Dogg's cousin

No she was pretty unhygienic by NZ standards.
I couldn't imagine putting my dick in there, let alone my face.

Police Squad's a pretty good show desu

Not really no. There'll be lots of exciting games.

NZ should play worse to make it more interesting for NH casuals tßh.

>one sided games where the expected to win team wins are boring
>e...e..except when i...it's us playing

I never mentioned Ireland m8. All the games outside New Zealand involving the other SH sides and the top 4 NH sides will be good. They'll all go into them reasonably expecting to win.

The minnow games will be good aswell, pity most of them probably won't be broadcast.

anyone save the picture of the other rugby girl... with the butt... and barefeet.... i feel the need to see this image again.

fucking MEN

why are you such pigs

instagram.com/sandyelfast/?hl=en

who /cappingallherpics/ here?

>swedish gladiator
I think her being short as fuck, makes that even hotter

great arse on her tbf

>squats 130

fuaark

>gumshield

Who is lusher, discount or carter?

getting the new flavour lads?

What is a silly maverick? Is that an energy drink? Because if it is that's the rankest shit ever.

>Billy
They are a bogan RTD alcohol thing, can't remember what is in it

So yes that would be the rankest shit

Billy Mav is bourbon and cola

Poos and wees lads

>capping

1. click on pic
2. view page source
3. ctrl+f 'jpg'
4. copy+paste first result
5. ?????
6. profit

she looks better when she doesn't look at the camera.

its the nose

Just did a big stinker at work left the door open then went to lunch
The office will be ripe in a moment

Hahaha
*Pffffft*

No true /rug/ man would do this.

it was in remembrance of Lomu probably

hey now

to far?

FOOKIN ELL

new queen of /rug/ lads

please "support" our ""spoort""

>that ref hat

don't dream it's over.

>queen of /rug/
>a sevens player

nah lad.

Consider Abigail Brown, English centre.

or Kelly Smith, English u20 academy player.

>tfw you will never get speedbumped by your rugfu

Hello, friends.

>Tweedeldeedee I'm not shure dat's legal

Eternally assblasted irish faggot.

>slowing down for the sole purpose of just fucking destroying someone

Fucking love it. Literally Keith Earls and ROG are the only players that would get it that bad.

>he's a Sashafag

Top Pleb

Anyone else watching the hockey today?

hoc..key?

It's one of Australia's national sports

Ice hockey I assume?
Surely not currystick...

field hockey, Australia's national sport

You a poof mate?

/rug/ has the shittest girls, it's embarrassing lmao

just a proud australian watching australia's favourite sport

I'd be willing to bet you're not interested in girls, son.

based goosey

/cric/ is up

Club I play for also has a women's team and I'm not joking, virtually 90% of them are flat out lesbians.

A true /rug/ man could turn them m8.

>you will never be a lesbian playing shithouse rugby "professionally" because of "equality" getting paid to be average at rugby and grapple other girls fannies and when you and the other girls in your team have done being mediocre at kicking and tactics you all head to the showers for the daily group orgy

Why live lads

just got added by a flat chested sri lankan girl on facebook lads

C O L L A P S E
O
L
L
A
P
S
E

Dat casual homophobia

This is /rug/

BASED PETER BREEN BRINGING IT HOME FOR THE 'LAND

If Peter Breen was good it would be pretty mean

>she'll be 'right mate
Yeah a stud did that.

>Have to wait another day to see the GlasGODS play

>'play'
>not 'win'
And thus we finally broke glasgow guy's optimism.

Play/win are generally synonymous

>3 academy players in the squad
>Ulster still won't win

oh look! a thread filled with faggots!

Little man

>kafir
>infidel
>call's BSA /cric/ little

KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR

the most pathetic thing about /rug/ is the way their entire """culture""" is appropriated from /cric/ and /nrl/

t. Roberto Calienello

reminder you are LITERALLY replying to the inventor and propagator of that meme

>please notice us big strong /rug/ posters
Reminder no /rug/ posters bother posting in your threads because we simply don't give a fuck.

>>please notice us big strong /rug/ posters
ANOTHER appropriated meme

absolutely pathetic

Back to your containment zone with the other brown people please.

Sure, I'll give you one last bump before I leave though. I understand they're hard to come by over here.

Pretty tired right now.

Also pretty interesting how /rug/ has become the new main hub of the aus/nz communities.

Lads we may need to disinfect this thread with bleach or something. I can confirm there was one or possibly more cricket fans here, don't touch anything.

Glasgow v Ulster squads

Glasgow
15. Stuart Hogg
14. Leonardo Sarto
13. Mark Bennet
12. Alex Dunbar
11. Tommy Seymour
10. Finn Russell
9. Henry Pyrgos
8. Ryan Wilson
7. Lewis Wynn
6. Tjiuee Uanivi
5. Jonny Gray
4. Greg Peterson
3. Xander Fagerson
2.Fraser Brown
1. Gordon Reid

16. Pat MAcArthur
17. Alex Allan
18. Sila Puafisi
19. Sam Thomson
20. Matt Fagerson
21. Ali Price
22. Nick Grigg
23. Rory Hughes

Ulster
15. Jared Payne
14. Luis Ludik
13. Darren Cave
12. Stuart McCloskey
11. Charles Piutau
10. Paddy Jackson
9. Ruan Pienaar
8. Roger Wilson
7. Sean Reidy
6. Iain Henderson
5. Franco van der Merwe
4. Alan O'Connor
3. Rodney Ah You
2. Rob Herring
1. Andrew Warwick

16. Rory Best
17. Callum Black
18. Ross Kane
19. Pete Browne
20. Clive Ross
21. Paul Marshall
22. Stuart Olding
23. Rob Lyttle

>Tjiuee Uanivi
Good Scottish name.

T20 fans are handsome and intelligent. ""Test"" cricket grandpas are the ones you need to keep out.

Im taking Glasgow by 7, and Leinster by 3 this weekend

Ah You

...

There's so many different threads
So many different fags
And we have just one /rug/
But it's filled with oceanian scums

Thread contamination confirmed, this is not a drill.

Dumb frogposters

KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR
KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR
KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR KAFIR

Hassler's™ 50th Ospreys appearance this weekend. I hope you've already submitted your girlfriend to him for breeding.

get in

rolls off the tongue if you say it in a scottish accent

Goddamn I wish we played the June tests vs England with the squad we have now.

What the fuck was Cheika thinking not using players like Genia, Hodge, Cooper, McMahon etc.

You can't be serious? You're even worse now.

are you deluded? we just beat SA and Arg. We've debuted 6 players since the start of the RC, and brought back quade and genia.

Its a completely different and better team.

Argentina and especially SA are utterly shit right now. England would still rape you.

a fully fit argentina would still probably beat any NH team bar England and maybe Wales.

At the end of the day, it doesn't really matter, its like you are all fighting over who is going to be the maid of honour, you're never going to be the bride.

NZ is just too strong right now, I bet even their 2nd team could wipe just about anyone in the world

Nothing casual about it. I hate faggots, and you're the biggest one here.

/rug/ is a proudly progressive internet community.

Please take your bigotry elsewhere.

Get fucked homo.

Speak for yourself this is literally /wifebeatergeneral/

Please don't be homophobic. Who do you think you're impressing with this sort of juvenile behaviour?

faggots and blacks aren't allowed here lad, if you are either, then please leave

so many fags, so little time

t.nigger faggot

Get out of my sight you manlet shitskin

Maybe Wales? Lad your feckin deluded they'd take everyone but England.

you're not fooling anyone chimp, our dalit house maids are fairer than your 'white' people.

Now get out of this faggy thread and go suck big strong AB's cock like the fag you are

t. Still furious about the RWC

Scotland are confirmed to be better than 2/4 SH teams (Argentina and Australia)

Speak for yourself Padraig

We're literally going undefeated in the AIs lad

How are they confirmed better? IIRC Scotland played Japan twice and that somehow translates to that?

I'd sooner wear an England Jersey then our own because of that god awful anthem but mainly the incapability to develop young talent

/mccloskey/ is literally the greatest centre in the world right now

>mfw Agen went and came back and won

>mfw commentator called mccloskey ugly last game

There really isnt much going on up there

Yea mccloskey broke his nose last game and the commentator said it'd probably make an improvement or something along those lines

>Mcgoogly

kek

I like to imagine that this man is the bizarro world version of Michael hooper.

cricket

Cricket

Defeated Australia (refby gave them the semi final berth). Defeat Argies all the time

Aussie have won in their last two meetings and have a 69% win rate
Argies have a 60% win rate and they haven't played in 2 years

Are you sure your talking about Scotland?

>Aussies won in our last meeting

Refby doesn't count mate

>I'm going to ignore the facts because it doesn't suit my narrative

You can't really back your claim up of >confirmed better than 2/4 SH teams
Considering you last played Japan and that doesn't really show your power vs any other SH team but even vs them it was fairly close all things considered

the most pathetic thing about /rug/ is the way their entire """culture""" is appropriated from /cric/ and /nrl/

>40 NFL threads

the most wretched thing about /cric/ is their constant attention-seeking from /rug/ posters.

manbun has improved him to a solid 3/10

rugby nowhere to be seen itt śmh

ybgur

Its pretty pathetic 2bh
>big brother /rug/san plz notice me

because most of it is garbage from typical /rug/ shitposters, like yourself, who don't even watch midweek mitre 10. What games will you watch this weekend? Zero?

Anyway, Counties v Waikato should be a cracker tonight.

Mate other countries don't even get Mitre 10.

Are there even any international games on this weekend?

Just had a shower beer lads. Haven't had one in forever and I just realised my shower doesn't have a beer shelf in it. Sad state of affairs 2bh

You haven't showered in forever?
Scody.

Nah shower at home lad. Normally shower at the gym or the girls place

bath > shower

chirstcucks on triggered PTSD watch

Literally the gayest thing I've ever seen posted.

Also in hillarious news:

abc.net.au/triplej/breakfast/blog/s4542975.htm

>In case you don't have a Google Alert on French hitchhikers who go 'berserk' in New Zealand after four days stuck without a lift, that's exactly what just happened in the small coastal village Punakaiki.

>Apparently no one was picking the French tourist up and he began taking it out on road signs and, according to Neil, began "flipping the bird to passing motorists" and said that "New Zealand was shit and he couldn't wait to get back to Europe".

>The Frenchman, who spoke to the press after his appearance at Greymouth District Court, had this to say of his visit to the island nation: "You should change the name: Nazi Zealand not New Zealand.

>"I've been to 80 countries - I've been to the worst part of the US. The worst American is not an asshole like a New Zealander."

New Zealand on pooicide watch.

based fucking punakaiki

how could they tell he was a frog lmao

Where the fuck is punakaiki?
What do you expect in the arse end of nowhere?

If it was summer you would have a lot of people travelling past actually, bad timing on his part

>northland 19 straight losses

it's actually quite hard to hitch in the sth island. North Island is much easier because of Maoris.

source: hitched length of country a few times

Why hasn't the NZ Govt executed this frog in response to the French govt letting the Rainbow Warrior bombers loose?

I have picked up a couple of hitchers in the south Island, you need to be a qt with a sign saying Picton 2bh

Really sends electrical impulses around the ol' grey matter.

I'm fucking gorgeous m8

both these teams are fucking shit

Nice analysis.

cheers lad

Tell you what though, that counties prop is a big fkn hua and has 2 tries and already.
Waikato copping a hidings at Puke

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAT TRICK OF TRIES IN 16MIN

/nrl/ is up bros

You can come out of your containment thread for now

Please go live somewhere else lad, Russia or Saudi Arabia suit your vile views better.

Honestly hope you let go of your hatred, PFY (praying for you)

Execute all namefags.

>/r/eddit

>71421491
(You) just outed yourself as reddit by replying to him

How could I be reddit when I'm the backbone of /rug/? Are you saying /rug/ is reddit?

Ruggit?

>LOOK HOW EDGY I AM XDDDD
>DO I FIT IN YET XDDDD

Ugh back to /cric/ you utter tryhard fag

>aping statschink aping Australian shitposters
Yes, you fit in. Well done.

Fuck iff back to Cred Forums you seething homophobic loser

@71421629
RATTLED

Not rattled lad, just sick of this edgy homophobic, sexist and racist attitudes spouted by shit cunts who are genuinely working to make the world a worse place.

Yawn. Your gimmicks got so fucking old so fucking fast.

His gimmick is just a more aggressive version of the other one.

Devvo Lad dropping bombs.

Don't worry m8, the true core of /rug/ has got your back.

who /nogimmick/ here lads

Execute all name fags.

oi poofs, we're in here:

I have a gimmick: watch and talk about footy. Pretty fucking zany huh.

off ya go devvo lad

Literally never watched more than half a game of league in my life tttt

I can't stand seeing young dullards use the word literally in every sentence. It shows how worthless the NZ education system has become.

Especially when they actually mean figuratively.

@71421677
>not rattled
>produces Tumblr-tier blog

Based EANF Man will save /rug/ yet.

I just want to step in an say though I disapprove with the homosexual lifestyle I respect your freedom to be with whoever floats your boat

> yfw were due an all black injury crisis and DMACK becomes starting 10

>Leave /rug/ for a couple of hours to get some sicc lifts in
>NZ have unleashed fucking diarrhoea all over the place a fucking gain

range ban all SH posters

>DMACK
could get on board with this

I'll be at Sylvia Park tomorrow at midday. Come fight me. All of you.

I would legitimately transfer ownership of my vehicle over to whoever finds out who Shitsprouter is in real life and kicks in all his teeth

Dan Carter approves of this message

I picture you as a sissy in that scenario, dressed up in girls clothes, makeup etc. Waiting for all the big /rug/ lads to 'fight' you.

eat some prunes in their honor

Le talk shit from far away meme

Notice how everybody who could fight is hiding right now out of fear

Notice how it's Friday night and instead of having a life, you instead are consciously choosing to maintain a facade on a site where no one will ever know who you are, nor will they be concerned of that fact

>
Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:11:38 No.71421722▶who /nogimmick/ here lads
>>
Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:14:26 No.71421742▶
Execute all name fags.
>>
Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:15:44 No.71421752▶oi poofs, we're in here: →
>>
Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:16:01 No.71421753▶
I have a gimmick: watch and talk about footy. Pretty fucking zany huh.
>>
Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:17:21 No.71421766▶off ya go devvo lad

>>
Devvo lad 09/23/16(Fri)19:32:20 No.71421883▶
Literally never watched more than half a game of league in my life tttt
>>
Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:37:14 No.71421914▶I can't stand seeing young dullards use the word literally in every sentence. It shows how worthless the NZ education system has become.
>>
Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:40:20 No.71421932▶
Especially when they actually mean figuratively.
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@71421677
>not rattled
>produces Tumblr-tier blog
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Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:50:53 No.71422005▶
Based EANF Man will save /rug/ yet.
>>
Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)20:58:50 No.71422796▶I just want to step in an say though I disapprove with the homosexual lifestyle I respect your freedom to be with whoever floats your boat
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Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)21:04:03 No.71422874▶File: smug mackenzie.png (553 KB, 708x852)
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> yfw were due an all black injury crisis and DMACK becomes starting 10
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Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)21:10:04 No.71422946▶
>Leave /rug/ for a couple of hours to get some sicc lifts in
>NZ have unleashed fucking diarrhoea all over the place a fucking gain

range ban all SH posters
>>
Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)21:20:24 No.71423080▶
>DMACK
could get on board with this
>>
GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M 09/23/16(Fri)21:20:31 No.71423084▶

>>
>Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:11:38 No.71421722▶
>who /nogimmick/ here lads
>>>
>Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:14:26 No.71421742▶
>Execute all name fags.
>>>
>Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:15:44 No.71421752▶
>oi poofs, we're in here: → →
>>>
>Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:16:01 No.71421753▶
>
>I have a gimmick: watch and talk about footy. Pretty fucking zany huh.
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>Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:17:21 No.71421766▶
>off ya go devvo lad
>
>>>
>Devvo lad 09/23/16(Fri)19:32:20 No.71421883▶
>
>Literally never watched more than half a game of league in my life tttt
>>>
>Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:37:14 No.71421914▶
>I can't stand seeing young dullards use the word literally in every sentence. It shows how worthless the NZ education system has become.
>>>
>Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:40:20 No.71421932▶
>
>Especially when they actually mean figuratively.
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>Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:44:03 No.71421961▶
>File: tmp_11157-11205359669.png (55 KB, 254x256)
>55 KB
>@71421677
>>not rattled
>>produces Tumblr-tier blog
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>Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)19:50:53 No.71422005▶
>
>Based EANF Man will save /rug/ yet.
>>>
>Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)20:58:50 No.71422796▶
>I just want to step in an say though I disapprove with the homosexual lifestyle I respect your freedom to be with whoever floats your boat
>>>
>Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)21:04:03 No.71422874▶
>File: smug mackenzie.png (553 KB, 708x852)
>553 KB
>> yfw were due an all black injury crisis and DMACK becomes starting 10
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>Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)21:10:04 No.71422946▶
>>Leave /rug/ for a couple of hours to get some sicc lifts in
>>NZ have unleashed fucking diarrhoea all over the place a fucking gain
>range ban all SH posters
>>>
>Anonymous 09/23/16(Fri)21:20:24 No.71423080▶
>
>>DMACK
>could get on board with this
>>>
>GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M 09/23/16(Fri)21:20:31 No.71423084▶

GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M Fri 23 Sep 2016 21:52:41 No.71423501 ViewReport
Le talk shit from far away meme

Notice how everybody who could fight is hiding right now out of fear
GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M Fri 23 Sep 2016 21:28:42 No.71423187 ViewReport
Whenever I see an /nrl/ thread I just shake my head and laugh
GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M Fri 23 Sep 2016 21:20:31 No.71423084 ViewReport
I'll be at Sylvia Park tomorrow at midday. Come fight me. All of you.
GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M Fri 23 Sep 2016 19:19:02 No.71421780 ViewReport
Will rain save india?
GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M Fri 23 Sep 2016 19:17:02 No.71421764 ViewReport
Hillary Clinton this November.

MAKE SURE YOU GET OUT AND VOTE TO STOP DRUMPF
GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M Fri 23 Sep 2016 00:35:03 No.71405532 ViewReport
I laugh and shake my head everytime I see an /nrl/ thread
GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M Thu 22 Sep 2016 23:21:16 No.71404789 ViewReport
I can relate
GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M Thu 22 Sep 2016 23:16:22 No.71404747 ViewReport
T20 fans are handsome and intelligent. ""Test"" cricket grandpas are the ones you need to keep out.
GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M Thu 22 Sep 2016 23:06:11 No.71404682 ViewReport
Pretty tired right now.

Also pretty interesting how /rug/ has become the new main hub of the aus/nz communities.
GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M Thu 22 Sep 2016 22:54:24 No.71404573 ViewReport
Kunty Kucka was doing Allah's bidding when he raped that chick
GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M Thu 22 Sep 2016 22:30:30 No.71404393 ViewReport
Is that a new release? Because there is really no point talking about grandpa music. Literally nobody cares about that old garbage.
GOATtistic Elitespouter !!0v6EmR0AR5M Thu 22 Sep 2016 22:20:28 No.71404324 ViewReport
>/cric/
>gym

Are you okay, Ausbro?

IT IS THAT TIIIIIIME

uhhhhmmm excuse me, how many games from the URBA top 14 play-offs are you watching this weekend? none? how about you fr*ck off then?

Please help me /rug/

I'm an American who has recently been looking into rugby. It looks fucking rad.
In other sports, there are standout leagues, ones with hands down the most talent.
What are those leagues for Rugby, and how would I go about watching them?

In short, how do I /rug/ as clapistan-man

The Glasgow warriors are the greatest rugby team in history. Watch every game of theirs and call fans of any other team cucks and morons.

How will the Scots respond to Jared 'the' Payne ravaging their backline and Rory 'the' Best showing the meaning of 'impact sub'?

Hogg will most likely ask for a post-match autograph.

Super 15 - Argentina, Australia, Japan, New Zealand, South Africa (Most entertaining, highest skill levels)
Aviva Premiership - England (Well balanced league with relegation)
Top 14 - France (Incredibly competitive league with relegation but the richer clubs tend to dominate)
Pro 12 - Ireland, Italy, Scotland, Wales (Well balanced league but no relegation and holds two piss weak Itallian teams)
Pro Rugby - USA (Recently created league, mostly American players so not near the quality of the other leagues just yet)

The best players are spread out over all the leagues as players generally stick to playing within their own country. There's also the Champions cup which is a sort of 'champions league' competition for the best clubs in T14, P12 & Aviva.

Nacional de Clubes > Top 14 de URBA

nice

moronic cuck

Ulster getting GRAYED tonight

Charles Piutau is going to be responsible for Finn Russell's nth shortbread relapse.

Fug was thinking of Duncan Weir, the neckless fatman (Scot)

It's not like you have a lot of choice, actually, as there are only 4 relevant leagues in the world:

- the southern hemipshere one, a closed league with franchises from South Africa, Straya, New Zeeland, plus they added one from Argentina because reasons, and one from Japan (that is considered from the southern hemipshere, for some reason). Right now their season has ended

- the celtic league, a closed league with "franchises" from Ireland, Wales, Scotland + 2 Italian ones. It's a bit of a special "closed" league, as the franchises are not really independant from their respectives national federations, and are largely funded by them. One third of the league is utter garbage, the weather is shit, and they play in front of empty stadiums

- the Bonglish one, that will most likely the easiest one to follow for you, I guess

- the French one, that is actually the wealthiest league in the world, but not the most interesting to follow, as the teams are almost all extremely risk-adverse and play a very conservative and defensive gameplan. If you want to compare with handegg, that would be pretty much watching a division where all the franchises would focus on defense and handling the ball to the running back to get short 3 yards gains. However, the league is more interesting during summer and early autumn games, as the weather make it easier to play a more offensive game, while the winter games are just an uninterrupted pile of boring-to-death events

Note that the English and New Zealand federations force their players to play in their local teams by forbidding them to play for their national team (which is a very important stuff in rugby) if they go away to a foreign league (basically meaning: "go away to France/England") . And Australia have very restrictive rules on that too.

>One third of the league is utter garbage, the weather is shit, and they play in front of empty stadiums

Good one, frog.

Leinster and Ulster get 16k+ every home game.

Rugby is slightly different because international competition is the pinnacle of rugby and not league/club stuff like in other sports. However the best leagues are Super Rugby (South African, Australian, Kiwi and one team each from Argentina and Japan) and the Celtic League/Pro12 (Welsh, Irish, Scottish and two awful Italian teams).

yeah, that's cool, Uganda

that still makes it 2 out of 12

The Pro 12 is shite lad

t. Bitter Munster fan

I support leinster, pro 12 is really boring outside a few teams and the quality of half the league is woeful

Beware the anglo

What

That's the LV Cup

You are clearly an anglo trying to shit on the big manly celts

>try to stand up for the ulstermen
>get tip tackled off the ball

How rude lads

check your flag bud

Hogg burnt on the outside hmmmm

What will you be wearing?

>Warriors getting done by this retarded footwork

What the fuck lads

ok, you're right

that's just marginally worse than a regular pro 12 game in Cardiff though

youtube.com/watch?v=YuI5pgymkUU

glasgow are shite lmao

should we glass glasgow?

Glasgow v ulster may be the best fixture in the Pro12, what a show.

>t. Bitter munster fan

Glasgow Ulster match is very good but the ref is having a howler.

Holy fuck Sarto that shits banned in the NFL

Do people who live in the non-british part of ulster support ulster? Or are they too bigoted?

The ones I know do support Ulster

>There are men in Ulster RIGHT NOW not standing up

Surely these people are worse than Hitler

Ulster denied a first half bonus point by the ref

>this game kicked off just before 19:35
>it is now 20:35

Legit worried Glasgow will be fielding their whole academy by the end of this game desu

>damage control

Ospreys getting a spanking

They've been very naughty not dropping a point up till now.

>damage control

What? It's undeniable that Glasgow got smashed with injuries in what was an hour long half

>he's forgotten about the 'muh heritage' Americans
>he doesn't know how important it is to milk these idiots for all they're worth
How ironic would it be if Ireland were to finally break their New Zealand duck in a stadium full of people who had thought they were going to be watching American football, and then got BTFO in the Aviva when it actually mattered.

It definitely won't happen, but it would be funny if it did.

>The British plantation of Ulster

All the way back we go

delet this

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morning lads

Rugby

>ctr + F Mighty Free State Cheetahs
>0 results

Why are you lads not talking about possibly the greatest Currie Cup team since the Cheetahs of 05-07 and 74?
if the quota Boks played with half the skills of the Cheetahs >they would beat any team that isn't the All Blacks desu

How did Kidney get to keep the job for so long? He won a Grand Slam and beat South Africa in November, but he just got shitter and shitter as time went on. He only kept his job in 2011 because of meme wins against England and Australia. >We were poo against the US in the World Cup and taken apart by Italy, and he got TWO MORE YEARS.

If it wasn't for the loss to Shitaly in 2013 the IRFU would have let him take us to the Rugby World Cup in 2015. That 2012 tour was vintage Kidney. I bet Donnacha O'Callaghan was still playing, even though he'd lost his place at Munster, because of ''''''experience''''''.

You could tell Leinster lads didn't want to be there too towards the end. They were coming from an intelligent, articulate coach in Schmidt, to play for a complete chancer.

>taken apart by Italy
Meant to say Wales there

>I bet Donnacha O'Callaghan was still playing, even though he'd lost his place at Munster, because of ''''''experience''''''.
That actually happened.

>mfw Glasgow stop humouring Ulster and finally decide to win the game

>Kidney used to play Earls at fullback
>in important games

JACKSON!

DELET

DEUS VULT

That tackle by Jackson

Is this the nost passionate and heart filled game in celtic history?

DAVID PATRICK LINDSAY JAMES JACKSON!

>He's never seen a vintage Munster-Ospreys match
I feel sorry for you lad. I'm a >Connacht fan, but back in the day that was the only Celtic League fixture I'd watch other than the derbies.

>t. Bitter munster fan

Nobody cares about your irrelevant team m8

U N B E A T E N
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>Silage Poo'n'faeces

What part of Ulster are you from lads?

How did Finn(Greek God) Russell get MoTM?

Paddy had a better game.

dublinderry

Like I said
>vintage Ospreys-Munster match

I'm talking about back when Ospreys and Munster were both good, when Munster were winning Heineken Cups and Ospreys were regularly winning the league, and for some reason the two teams HATED each other, I don't actually know why. I used to cheer for Ospreys a lot myself, because I was sick of Munster's "muh passion" meme.

Then again, you're probably a Glasgow fan who only started watching the league 2-3 years ago, so I shouldn't have expected you to know these things.

Because home broadcaster chooses MOTM. Scottish lads were just being cheeky.

Seething.

Now why the fuck would anyone watch Argentinian club rugby?

New Ulster actually.

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Scots on suicide watch. Richie Grey confirmed for alcoholism (the standard Glaswegian fallback when defeated).

>this is the highest GND will be in the next decade.

Just pointing out that the team in last were last years champions

ooh shit imagine being a Connacht fan

ooh shit imagine living in Galway

>""""""""""""living"""""""""""""""" in Galway

this is a bit like when you see people not even from the uk slag liverpool off on Cred Forums

I've literally watched Cucknacht games live lad, I know all I need to know

>underrating Connachtão da Massa

It's pretty hard senpai. It's always been shit before, but now it's like if you ate shit for your whole life, then started eating better and better food until you were eating gourmet, and then going straight back to shit again.

I don't know if I can take us being totally shit again.

what would be the best non-NZ world XV to beat the ABs right now?

1. McGrath
2. Creevy
3. Kepu
4. Etzebeth
5. Itoje
6. Matera
7. Hooper
8. Faletau
9. Genia
10. Farrell
11. Nadolo
12. Henshaw
13. Joseph
14. Cordero
15. Folau

16. Hartley
17. Vunipola
18. Herrera
19. Launchbury
20. Isa
21. Landajo
22. Sexton
23. Hogg

>tfw the ABs would still probably win even if this team had over a year of prep

It's OK m8, I'm an Auckland Blues supporter.

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Are your team as big a meme as Connacht?

>Farlel

Put Morne Steyn at 10

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no.

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A real look at Sasha Banks

Well, we're the biggest city/region in NZ by population. Biggest pool of players to draw from. Last championship was 2003, 4th in 2007, 3rd in 2011. It's been downhill since then, we've been lurking at the bottom of the table for 5 years.

Aren't N. Harbour and Manukau also considered as part of Auckland?

Well yeah, geographically.
But in super rugby, Counties Manukau (South Auckland proper) belong to the Chiefs. Blues is made up of Northland, Harbour and Auckland RUs.

why are you not in Jersey?

Footy.

Auckland are an embarrassment to NZ

FUCK SAKES OTAGO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

spotted the crushedchurch faggot.

You mean spotted someone who isn't a jafa

Been at Sylvia Park all day and not surprised that none of you pussies showed

youtube.com/watch?v=p2EDsqE6IlI

I asked what you look like earlier
You botched out and didn't respond

legitimately think Trump can win the whole thing come november lads

Pity bump from /cric/

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>/rug/ scared of fighting both StatsGOD and AMS

Pathetic.

funny that

Are Mitre 10 teams forbidden from having good defensive systems? It's literally 7s with more bodies.

Are there quotas for the amount of gaping holes you have to leave for people to run '''''excitingly'''' through?

Remember the inability to defend is seen as a plus of Southern hemisphere rugby. They might as well watch league desu

It's a "seething foreign casual attempts to knock the world's greatest rugby nation" episode

Funny that he didn't respond again

Its almost like he is scared to meet big strong /rug/ men

They may defend poorly now, but once they get to the Super Rugby and international test level then they can defend and your "defensive masterclasses" go out the window

What playoff was your team in at the world cup lad? Playoff for 9-10th or 7-8th?

It really is. But keep in mind Aucklanders and Christchurchcunts are known for being pussies. If someone tried to call out /rug/ for a rumble in somewhere like Dunedin or Hamilton, they would get rocked.

If they tried it in Hamilton they would get shanked lmao

Honestly the only way this situation could get more humiliating is if Daniel had a go at us. But he's a beta manlet so he won't even think bout it

Is there a more tragic spectacle in the whole of rugby than the Currie Cup ''''""""competition'''''''""

I dunno, fags on proxies are a pretty tragic spectacle.

Shitspouter on a proxy aping AMS's posting style could be a new low for /rug/

Eliminate all name fags

Hawke's Bay are fucking trash. Can't wait to see them get relegated

I'm glad that based NRL exists so I don't have to sit through Hawke's Bay being hopeless.

>Corbyn wins again
>Scarlets will find a way to lose to Cucknacht

thinking of suicide now lads. The noose beckons

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HEART lads

Looking forward to seeing connacht lose later.
Good times.

>t. Bitter Munster fan

Sexton is back guys

Which leads to the question, who is the biggest glass cannon in the world atm?

SCARLETS v CONNACHT

Who is the least shit?

you're revealing yourself to be a rugby illiterate

W-we're gonna get pasted again, aren't we...

how do you mean? Ive always figured Sexton to be good when he isnt injured, and hes been injured off and on for some time now.

Sexton is like the hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon. Great when it's working, but it's NEVER working

i thought you were criticizing his defence

oh no, though I dont know if the Irish national side still have this notion that they need to high tackle every time though.

that's a good thing though, especially in the first receiver channel

it stops the off load, slows down the ball allowing the defence to reset and even if the choke tackle is unsuccessful it usually doesnt take him out of the next phase

there's only 2 other outhalfs regularly capable of doing so and imo Sexton is the best at it

I understand the benefits of the choke tackle, but when you have Sexton who is regularly getting injured from choke tackling, maybe, just maybe you should tackle another less risky way.

Its like a QB tackling above the hips in the NFL, yes they can do it, but more often than not, theyre going to get their shit rocked.

>0 points derby

serious question, why do we allow these teams to pollute our league?

LE
MEILLEUR
CHAMPIONNAT
DU
MONDE

Toulouse - Stade Français
3-3 after 20 minutes

Benjamin Fall

#BestLeagueOfTheWorld

Toulouse - Stade Français
6-3 after 30 minutes

oui oui baguette FROMAGE quelquechose oui

bonsoir

it is, isn't it?

16-3

Toulouse 16 - 11 Stade du France

20 minutes to go

>4 days ago
this poomunity can not be saved

SCARLETS 17-8 CONNACHT
bbc.com/sport/rugby-union/37417046
>3 games in
>0 (zero) points
>should have lost to Zebre last week, but were saved by thunderstorms

Are >we the worst ''''''champions'''''' ever?

Quality over quantity my dark-skinned friend

Ngwenya moving from San Diego to the megalopolis of Brive la Gaillarde.

Ulster are top with the best defence in the league.

Castres 31 - 23 Racing 92
Grenoble 38 - 39 Pau
La Rochelle 34 - 17 Bayonne
Bordeaux-Bègles 32 - 10 Lyon
Toulouse 23 - 18 Stade Français

>tomorrow
Montpellier - Brive
Toulon - Clermont

why is this shit not updating correctly?

good move

holy christ lmao, even Deadinburgh beat Scarlets at home. This is nearly not funny anymore

thought the rugby was on today lads

GlasGODS are merciless in their punishment

Glas"GODS" were put in their place last night

pic related

>Having to rely on memejuries to sneak a 5 point win

don't think you're title contenders yet lad

Is it 10:22 or 11:22 lads?

23:23

11 lad
computers do it for you

Who did Glasgow really have missing?

Apart from maybe some unheard of backrow you had a pretty normal squad same as Ulster plus we lost two of our best centres during the match due to injury and you still couldn't beat us.

Wilson was literally the only fit backrow left, and Uanivi who was a lock covering 6 went off injured after 20 minutes

Chronometers don't lad.

>Having to rely on bad TMO decisions to get the losing bonus

Ulster were missing centres, wings, props and backrows yet still beat you so stop crying.

>Thread made on Wednesday
>Middle of Rugby Championship, ITM Cup, and several European tournaments
>416 replies

My sides

Are Ulster the most laddish team in the pro12 ?

still better than having countless >Pogba, >Moyes, >Arsenal, how do we fix X, or APOLOGIZE threads, actually

Is duendes /rug/'s official team lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=GMQIz3zYFSU

no

>Manawatu will never get to roll cunts with Smith, Cruden and Milner-Skudder

No.

North Harbour v Southland

>please fuck off 1xbet

cdn.livetvcdn.net/webplayer.php?t=ifr&c=489636&lang=en&eid=449819&lid=489636&ci=521&si=33

4/5 of the NZ domestic teams would have a good chance vs any international side

hurricaines vs highlanders is a better match than all blacks vs australia

>poockland
Shit city
Shit rugby team

>Auck getting done by BOP

Fucking move out then you total cunt.

Nah not yet

>actually replying to an attention seeking tripfaggot

Yes

No

Rip it's 7 pm

Should probably get tea cooking

/grig/

Don't worry about the ABs winning 3 world cups in the world, Ian fucking Foster is going to be the next coach.

Should be Wayne Smith

Castrate all name faggots.

Nice to see you're changing up your gimmick. Instead of death it's mangled genitals.

Illawarra won the NSW Cup btw

You caught on to that subtle change. I'm impressed 2bh, gold star for you

Waterboard all name faggots.

>replying to a namecunt
Poo star for you

RIP TOULOUSE

For the majority of you not following the Top 14, lemme tell you how the most decorated European club ever flopped yesterday.

They won 23-18 after a shitty and boring match, where both sides scored two tries. Toulouse had pretty much it's best starting 15: Médard, Huget, Fickou, Palisson, Toby Flood, Dusautoir, Richie Gray etc. The match was supposed to be a walkthrough.

SF Paris came pretty much with a Z-squad: 12 injuries, 1 suspension and 3 players out at the RC (Genia, Steyn, Alberts) forced them to start their 3rd-choice flyhalf (Bosman, that's actually a centre) and two 18-year-olds, and when one of them got injured they had to put a flanker on the wing. To top it all, Sergio Parisse got red-carded at 37 mins. Not having their first-choice kicker meant Paris left 11 points on the road but jeezus they actually could have won the game, it's ridiculous.

Toulouse is RIP

kind of kek, why are they so shit?

They were trained for 22 years by the same coach. Last year the bloke, Guy Noves, became head coach of the national team and his successor is taking some time to find his place. And they also lack a first-choice 10, Doussain and McAlister have seen their best days and produce irregurarly.

Hope I can find a good excuse to miss Boks vs Wallabies

Can't stand another loss

Dog ate your tv

There are many reasons for that.

- first one is that for 20 years they had the biggest budget of the league. That allowed them to steal all the most promising youngsters from their rivals, as well as the international-tier players their rivals had. This way, not only they were strengthening themselves, but also weakening the opposition. Nowadays, several clubs (Montpellier, Toulon, Racing 92, Clermont...) are financially powerful enough to keep their players, and to get those who emerge. So it's now much harder for Toulouse to assemble a supersquad, and almost impossible to weaken their rivals

- they're fully in the "we have values, we have rugby spirit, we show faithfulness to our players". The result is they kept, or are still keeping, way too many players who are/were past it, like Bouilhou, Jauzion, Dusautoir, Clerc, Heymans, Doussain, Huget, McAllister... And they try to give some coaching jobs because muh faithfulness, but "great players" never equalled "great coach", and Pelous, Servat and Ellissalde are just plain bad

- the possibility to get many foreign players allowed several rivals (typically Toulon, but Clermont seriously benefited from it too) to build strong teams, either as the core of the teams, or to compensate at positions where Toulouse was getting all the players

>implying Doussain ever had "best days" in the first place

Castres 31 - 23 Racing 92
Grenoble 38 - 39 Pau
La Rochelle 34 - 17 Bayonne
Bordeaux-Bègles 32 - 10 Lyon
Toulouse 23 - 18 Stade Français

>today
Montpellier 42 - 13 Brive

>next
Toulon - Clermont

Toulon:
Le XV de départ : Halfpenny ; Tuisova, O'Connor, Mermoz, Muller ; (o) Trinh-Duc, (m) Tillous-Borde ; Fernandez Lobbe, Ollivon, Gill ; Taofifenua, Gorgodze ; Van der Merwe, Guirado (cap), Chiocci.

Remplaçants : Etrillard, Delboulbes, Manoa, Kruger, Carraro, Bernard, Escande, Chilachava.

Clermont:
Le XV de départ : Spedding ; Planté, Lamerat, Fofana, Abendanon ; (o) Fernandez, (m) Radosavljevic ; Lapandry, Chouly (cap), Bardy ; Vahaamahina, Van der Merwe ; Jarvis, Kayser, Chaume.

Les remplaçants : Beheregaray, Falgoux, Jedrasiak, Cancoriet, Cassang, Lopez, Stanley, Ric.

Clermont bringing a B team in a very top 14 way

>Grenoble

looks like they have their relegation berth locked already

>Brive

just looked at the names, they pretty much brought their B team, something that I was highly expecting from them

Toulon - 16
Clermont - 3

1st half still

what the fuck was that?

16-9

Toulonnais droping like flies once again.

holy shit that fucking pass for the try

>Toulon being 7-1'd

16-21

>Leicester - 34
Bath - 14

Really wish Toulon would stop fucking everything up

Gorgodze Gorgodzing

>tfw you did everything you could

>Toulon

What the fuck are they doing? Why the fuck do they keep giving back the ball?

Spaghetti everywhere really

>Toulon - 23
Clermont - 21

They dont lack talent, just look at the line-up against SF. They just cant produce.

It's a coaching thing. Look at the Boks

I believe the boks suffer more from a political stand point rather than coaching at this point

They suffer because the coaching appointments are political.

Look at this guy, Boks assistant coach

sarugbymag.co.za/blog/details/coetzee-pleas-for-help-from-bosses

What a fucking mess, someone needs to buck up and speak up about they need to clean sweep the house.

When you have coaches and players talking about how awful other coaches are, you fucked up.

I find it humorous that this is the current state of SA's team given that the 95' team was actively supported by Mandela himself.

>team loses
>avoid /rug/ for a few days

How's Glasgow holding up?

it's ALL connachts fault

/cric/

Glasgow was a pretty fun place to be on Friday night for an Ulster fan

I find this hard to believe.

I refuse to change my blind hopes that a Scottish side will actually be competent.

would really like some lindt chocolates right now lads

tuilagi perma-injured

>his year

Evening lads, have all the namefags been executed yet?

not yet, stand by please

r u g b y

converting to rugby lads. never watching the nfl again.

We've all been given nobel prizes

Who's your rugby team? May I suggest the chiefs for you when the season of super rugby begins

smart move leaf, you should cheer on your Ospreys, one of your better players plays for them.

youtube.com/watch?v=wgN8IEsdsd0
is this an accurate understand of how Australian people talk
cuz they sound adorable
saying "pardon" and "goodbye" during a radio call and not knowing anything about America

Here's a better example of an australian speaking

youtube.com/watch?v=Bt_kR7u6mM4

24:10 god damn they suck at talking

Footy.

This is a good long term choice. American football will be outlawed in 25 years after a period of major decline when mother's won't let their kids play because of the concussion risk. Dads will want their kids to play something rough because they don't want them to turn in to faggots and rugby will be the replacement.

/cric/ here ama
willing to offer some tips on how to get a thread to bump limit

the most pathetic thing about /rug/ is the way their entire """culture""" is appropriated from /cric/ and /nrl/

Yawn.

I feel like the baits have gotten weaker and weaker recently. I mean back in the day they would at least get a reply or two. Now it's just sad.

The tragic decline of the Great Aussie Shitposter.

The great Aussie shot poster would never be found in those other communities. They're simply not intelligent enough to shitpost with the degree of nuance that is required.

/heart/ general

should make a /heart/ General - formerly /rug/ thread lad

Everyone knows that /rug/ is synonymous with /heart/.

and /cric/ synonymous with /fart/

I'll support that thread

Go ahead & make it then m8, here's a pic that reeks of heart

Scratch that plan. /cric/ would claim we copied them and we can't have that

freshie

500th post for BOP

501 loser, just like your dad jeans