/epl/

>de meltdown

...

$12 for the dabbing Charles n'zogbia

>de jong

>de vrij

pretty hungover lads

one of us la

They should put England/Scotland/Wales/Northern Ireland instead of Great Britain

Do you think Autechre are City or United fans

Fuck else would you go?

Spee, is this mushroom edible ?

arsenal supporters were fun last night desu, good chants in response to >ours

>forest: champions of europe, you'll never sing that
>arsenal: champions of europe, you weren't even born

was a pretty good response out of the few desu

All mushrooms are edible, some can kill you though.

>Forest stealing Chelsea chants to sing about something that happened 40 years ago

Some #top #quality banter right #there, la

We're not spee, we're eppel

Arsenal's response was pretty lame

better than the shite we get from chanpionship teams who barely sing

>implying a championship side with 2 european cups wouldnt taunt arsenal about their lack of success given a chance

who are the best/worst in the championship for singing?

tbf they had about 9 English speakers in the crowd, the rest were Indians and Africans whose arsenal shirts cost more than their homes

>secondary school
>all that make up

what even is secondary? 13-16?

11-16

villa didnt fucking sing at all, total disappointment tbqh

leeds are always pretty loud, derby are when they play us, dont know about how they are usually

burton was almost silent

>Alvaro Morata says Chelsea made a £60m bid to sign him this summer but it was his dream to play for Real Madrid.

>cunte

Here, you'd start about 13.

Villa's home support is absolute shite compared to the away support.

>Alvaro Morata says
into the trash it goes

Hey guys check out my funny word

>moultdown

Hahah

nice

who is the best literal who in the world lads

where no casuals know or care about him but hes secretly GOAT

Please be serious.

ye it's edible lad
lot's of protein!!

messi

aaron mooy

Rodrigo Busse

THICC lexi is best lexi. Also who's the slut on the right.

Jenna Sativa

Are you really going to risk eating a mushroom based on the word of a general thread about kickball on a bhutanese eggplant-harvesting forum?

xander corvus

>tfw no B/G scenes with thick Lexi

Oliver Burke

Wtf I thought of this earlier but didn't post it! Fuck!! Enjoy your {yous} though.

Dembele, the spurs one.

will grigg

Kodjia

thorgan hazzard

this desu

best answer

literally the better hazard bro

this

But Chelsea's only chant is "Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea"

I believe in the power of friendship.

Going to see Akira tonight

Dirk Kuyt

The dabbing one, of course

Can we please remove the T from LGB. I don't mind the LGB people, I never have I won't in the future either unless some fucked up shit like a gangrape by 18 gay people on my future 3 year-old child happens out of nowhere. I'll have a strong bias against them if that happens. ANYWAY, trans""""""""""gender"""""""""" """"""""""people"""""""""" are just fucking mental cases with a permission to be mental. I don't usually do these types of arbitrary arguments, but imo applauding these sick fucks is literally a le gateway meme to approving pedos and beastiality.

---de gea
-----bailly

---rooney--
--------pogba - young - rashford
depay --- fellaini -smalling - mata
---------zlatan

>tfwatford

'ello, Cred Forums.

Asa or the anime?

Can confirm this.

Anime. Not sure why but it's on in the cinema and I think it's for one night only. Havn't seen it in years.

Back from the future lads, I have the scores from the league cup fixtures

Fulham 2-1e Bristol City
Northampton 0-6 Man U
QPR 3-2 Sunderland
Southampton 2-1 Crystal Palace
Swansea 0-2 Man City
West Ham 4-0 Accrington
Stoke City 1-1(4-6 pen.) Hull City
Tottenham 4-0 Gillingham

Don't reply to this post, or you might cause an alternate timeline with different scores

>Northampton 0-6 Man U

>Blackburn Rovers have signed former England defender Wes Brown on a free transfer until the end of the season. The 36-year-old was released by Sunderland in the summer following a five-year spell with the Premier League side. Brown will also assist coaching Blackburn's under-23 side as part of his contract at Ewood Park.

>signing wes brown
it's like blackburn want to be relegated

Ok

How do Bristol score 1e goals lad?

Was supposed to indicate extra time, probably should have mentioned that

underrated post

>moyes

>4-6 pen
Not exactly sure if this is possible

I'm all for the >Mouyes meme, but you didn't honestly think that Man U would drop a game to Northampton, did you?

I don't get it

Get ready for some dabbing

Haven't seen it in years too. But I'd imagine it'd be pretty cool to see it on the big screen. Enjoy.

shan't be watching any of these

>Best: Sheff Wed, biggest club in the league and best fans
>Worst: Nottingham forest

I don't, but they won't win by 6 goals.

Oh fuck I meant 4-5

Thats how Utd ended
the Watford game.

Hello la.

Last 2 digits of my post indicate how many more games until Pogba scores

Probably true if he keeps playing as a DM

no dubs, doubtful

Not anymore, with all those (You)s I got

why is it that mou has no clue how to utilise pogba

What to bet?

Shoehorning you-know-who-ney into the starting XI

I guess he doesn't want to give up on his 4231 and htinks that Pogba can learn to play in it.

Don't gamble, go provide for your family Hector

Wagwan?

i want ribery to fuck my girlfriend

Absolute shite weather out. It's these like these (ie most days) that I hate my country.

It's that awful grey cold here now, I hate it.

>It's these like these
Oh, those these

I like it when it's raining and grey desu.

lmao cuck

>tfw perfect 15°C autumn weather here

Get comfy, light the fire, make tea, slippers on. Whatever it takes

Same here la

literally check your privilege Italy. You don't know what it's like to live in an ugly country with perpetually horrible weather.

I like it when it's raining really hard, but that kind of weather is actually pretty rare here. What we get is that drizzly, mild grey shit, and that's what kills you.

Started raining here, got a cold, and I have to play footy in 2 hours

0/10 comfy level

shut the fuck up shlomo ribery will purify her slutiness

It's exactly because I know what beauty is that I can hate the ugly.

Ribery wouldn't touch her unless she's 16 or younger anyway.

Will today be Pogba's first dab on the pitch for United? pretty excited t b h f a m

He probably won't play

I expect Mou to play his best team, he needs a win

Still though, its League One

We want that dab!

>What we get is that drizzly, mild grey shit, and that's what kills you.
Good excuse for staying inside and being depressed. Plus, it's the perfect weather for listening to black meal.

It'll be like when klopp played the first team against Burton, its a good opportunity to build confidence

except when pogba is unable to score and realises he might actually be quite shit

>90m on a 352 specialist midfielder

Blunder of the century

>being depressed
>listening to meal
that's not me, la.

Reminder that football was invented 5 months ago

Manu warming up in a car park :')

What do you guys think about Pogba?
strawpoll.me/11272156

twitter.com/HearUnitedSing/status/778570424947007488/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

just doing stretches to avoid cramps and tight muscles cos it's a long drive down to northampton and sitting still in the bus for all that time is a prattish idea that united apparently still practiced under moyes and van gaal

>Leicester

memetastic

Glazer budget cutting is going a bit far at this stage

Why is it a prattish idea?

it's at northampton though

going into a game with cold muscles after a 4 hour bus ride = worse performances and higher risk of injuries

God knows what'll happen to this little sod if his summer acquistions dont pay off.

Gills fan on their way to the match anyone else going to a game tonight?

>implying the Glazers give a shit about anything that happens on the pitch other than CL football

Yeah and they wouldn't rent a local pitch for a few hours

What should they be doing instead?

Y'know what the best thing is about this Mourinho breakdown? Man U LITERALLY have nowhere to turn. It's not like there's a great manager on sabbatical waiting to take over. They're either stuck with him, or they bring in some old has-been for the rest of the season, or spend several million buying an average manager out of his contract.

>This fucking glorious time to be an ABU

alri, that's good (apart from not listening to meal).
>pic
Based DJ "Neckbeard to the" Maximum

it isn't a breakdown yet tbf

Pic related is free though

ABUs getting too big for their boots, bit pathetic imo

Jerking off in the bus

>3hrs
>long drive

pls

Alright lads? Just had a quick question, is yours Gold?

Thought not ;)

Northampton

5 star post. Norway for PM desu.

warming up, which they're doing in the picture, instead of sitting in the bus without a break

Just enjoying the ride lad, may it never end :D

> rooney, ibra playing in a bielsa 3-3-3-1 90 minute man-to-man system

does anyone know which channel, if any, broadcasts this mickey mouse cup in the US? wanna watch the >mouyes

They should probably just properly scout out a manager and find someone who has a good plan to use the players they have and sensible targets to improve the squad instead of looking for a 'big name' desu.

Ohh, I read your post as complaining about the warm up.

>“When Toure left the club to come to the City, Guardiola told him he was leaving to a shit team.
>"Now, Guardiola has come to this shit team. Guardiola likes money more than football.”

Kek, Poop btfo.

>“When Toure left the club to come to the City, Guardiola told him he was leaving to a shit team.
To be fair, they were shit, now they're good. It's a pretty stupid statement dezoo.

Last two digits is the Northampton - United Score

Probably go for blanc or poch

...

>now they're good
City were nothing special before Pep came in and started changing things. The only motivation he had to join them was money, he's right.

...

>Yaya available for free

Would take him for the rest of the season desu

I always forget about Pochettino, they should have tried to hire him instead of >Mouyes.

I thought he took a pay cut from bayern to city

wat xD

>City were nothing special before Pep came in and started changing things

Guess you missed the multiple trophies won over the past few years before his arrival.

last digit in my post is how many tony martial la scores

15mil-12mil pounds though he'll make up for it if city win trophies in bonuses.

I could see him at Sunderland.

Increased his wages to secure him as the highest paid manager in the world.

>Pochetinno
Oy vey dash gonne cost ye

>City were nothing special before Pep came in
Um, have you just not watched any football since 2011?

>implying Rooney and Ibra should stay
Imagine Martial and Rashford running all over the pitch

Ah yes an impressive title Mouyes choked away followed by losing to fucking Lestah and getting utterly raped by Halal when you lucked it to the semis. Truly the GOATS, Pep couldn't resist.

would be a great addition to dundalk

haha wtf xD

cars lol

Brilliant! Lets get in Ade too.

Nah

Here we go again, media going nuts for those ebin click-bait moniezzz. The only way newspapers online are EVER going to be reliable is implementing some sort punishment for anyone that does this type of shit and calls themselves a "news outlet". Like a huge fine on the author, or maybe on the entire company. That way you either have to publicly admit you're not a reliable source=people stop trusting and eventually reading your shit, or start being sincere about your news and stop spouting shit.

Hard to monitor, but with a good system to avoid subjective classification and a lot of workers it could work out well.

>The most successful team in England since Yaya came
>Already had Silva, De Bruyne, Aguero
>£150 million to spend also

Boggles the mind why he'd go there m8

>yfw Pogba cant even score against Northampton

you reckon mou chose to train in a car park or they had to

But they did train at a car park you spacker

...

Much, much more appealing than Bayern's squad, I agree bro :)

what do you find objectionable? did you quote the wrong post? i don't get it.

that's a funny pepe

Why does everyone think Pogba is a striker? He plays as a DM under Mouyes he'll be lucky to get 6 in all comps.

Probably yeah, he flopped repeatedly there and the higher ups were sick of his shit and so was the squad

He wanted to manage in England, and already had close ties with their hierarchy. Really don't know why you have such an agenda against them.

Bloated after that meal, time for a wake-up brew.

he didn't do that badly, broke the record for consecutive bundes titles and got to 3 CL semis, and the only year his tactics worked muller decided he wanted to be a choke artist, not his fault desu.

>Replying to pasta b8

Pogba's major selling point is his attacking skills as a midfielder,Mou shoehorned him to b2b pivot because he cant afford to replace Rooney this early

Based.

>FORCES Man United stars to TRAIN in a car park

I'm pretty sure Mourinho isn't holding them at gunpoint and they're stretching because they have a long trip ahead of a game.

>take over dominant treble winners
>can't make a final
>not his fault

>broke the record for consecutive bundes titles
What an irrelevant accolade if you didn't get them all yourself.

>dominant treble winners
>he didn't watch many bayern games that season

Nothing inaccurate about that

Stay mad you cuckold your team trains in a car park literally schoolboy tier

>Mou unironically bought Pogba for 100m to play him as a glorified Lee Cattermole to do the dirty work for Wayne Rooney at no. 10
It's amazing, in every way.

Alright lads, what do you think of Rafa Benitez as a manager honestly

Kek I'm the Chelsea bandwagoner you fucking spastic.

He's completely right

last two digits is the number of scouse suicides in two weeks when we beat them two 2 at home

yes, there's luck involved in any CL win and it's incredibly fine margins, there's only so much a manager can do.

what2watch luds, cobblers vs dab university or gills vs bottlers?

Gonna watch QPR v Sunderland because of >moyes desu

Case in point: RDM. Terrible manager, whose sacking at Aston fucking Villa is imminent.

>only dropped 11 points
>plus 80 GD
>never trailed once in the cup
>won cl qf 4-0 on agg
>won cl sf 7-0 on agg
>unbeaten against Dortmund the only team capable of troubling them

In what way were they not dominant

Bemused at his actions at Madrid. It was clearly his dream job yet he let Perez pressure him when it came to lineups. You get one shot and he tried to play it safe.

I don't understand the Bielsa meme. He's like 60, and hasn't won anything relevant in his career.

Is this about him starting Kroos as the DM in the 4-0 clasico?

It's like how people rated moyes before he went to utd

He's the guy who comes up with the ideas that other managers polish and start winning things with. But he doesn't win things himself because he's too much of a purist and eccentric.

Examplel?

i didn't rate him, just thought of him as a midtable manager that you'd hire if your team was struggling to stay up and you wanted to avoid relegation

moyes was the wrong manager for the utd job but the club had (still has desu) far bigger problems that were a larger contributor to their collapse

He's not great atm but he's a smart guy with an innate talent for management and you can't take that away from him.

Given time and stability at Newcastle he should be able to return to the top.

evening lads
saw the biggest spider i ever saw in my bedroom when I got home. couldn't murk the fucker because it was fast

he kinda built the foundations for the now amazing sides that are Atletic Bilbao and Chili

Why are the jannies killing Kaep threads?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/71384354/

Confused why Newcastle begged him to stay. He couldn't beat Norwich, Villa or Sunderland and if he had won just one of those games they would have stayed in the league.

Going down to a shit league with a big budget will make him look GOAT now though.

I think he seems reliable but not a top notch manager. He could be well suited for the Chelsea job if Conte didn't take it desu, he seems to be doing a good job with stabilizing things in the trainwreck that is Newcastle, which is just what Chelsea needed in the summer. Glad to have Conte though, as long as he eventually stops playing Oscar and Ivanovic every game >we'll be fine.

Because it's obviously Cred Forums discussion not sports

Because they actually do occasionally do their jobs I guess.

He's not looking that good so far desu. Better than Bobby DM though.

That's the most known example. Zidane didn't discover Casemiro out of thin air, Rafa liked using him in tight games. It's obvious Perez said 'No, No you play James today Rafa!' and he didn't want to find out what would happen if he stuck to his principles.

That's funny because the unpaid janitors according to you know more about what's sports related than ESPN, every newspaper in the country, TSN in Canada, and every other sportscaster that's talking about this.

Tbf, they almost got eliminated by Arsenal.

>the higher ups were sick of his shit and so was the squad
Fucking lamo

Burn down the whole building.

That's right, yes.

Anything else we can help you with?

He makes Pep look like a bitch

Managers like Pochettino, Sampaoli and Guardiola are all Bielsa babbies, to different extents.

evening france lad.

they're talking about the political ramifications of what he did though. the fact that he is a sportsman is tangential, and not what people are talking about in the threads

Look at the thread, it's Cred Forums bullshit not sports discussion. If you want to discuss politics go to Cred Forums it's not hard

>implying mouyes doesnt shitpost on pol

>defending the jannies
wew

>If you want to discuss politics go to Cred Forums
there's no talking about politics on Cred Forums lmao
they just make threads where they talk about refugees and liveleak videos

>Wanting shitposting bullshit on a sports board

Think you're looking for friend

>look at the thread, it's Cred Forums bullshit

Look at this thread, faggot. I guess this thread should be deleted for free too.

which game is on sky tonight pals

>we

HE DOES IT FOR

That's the Spurs mascot silly.

And anyway, what does your stupid thread being deleted have to do with us? /epl/ might as well be a separate board on Cred Forums.

I'll give you one guess.

Don't forget muh oppression and SJWs

>/epl/ might as well be a separate board on Cred Forums.
this tbqh

if Cred Forums is a country, /epl/ is an autonomous, self governed state with a completely different culture and ethos inside it

I'm surprised you're still alive

Monetary compensation?

Anyone here actually from northampton?

milton keynes here, only a stone's throw away

No, but I've been there before, ask me anything.

no, but i'm aware of its existence, ask me anything

When did you first hear about Northampton?

yea but i don't answer anything

For tonight only I am.

Are we anarcho-syndicalist?

I was last here an hour and a half ago, did I miss anything?

northampton v man utd thread

kek

>First "big" prem team Gills have played in a long time
>It's not on Sky or BT

Please tell me there are streams for it somewhere lads.

Laurent Blanc is a fraud

>doesn't give more than literally 37 mins of playing time a year to Kingsley Coman
>Coman leaves
>hurr durr young people aren't patient nowadays

>Marquinhos is already world class, we can easily compare him to Silva since he plays alongside him
>yet Blanc makes Marquinhos a sub in favor of Alex
>it's okay, Alex will leave next year
>Marquinhos endures
>Alex leaves as planned
>but David Luiz joins the party
>he isn't even better than Marquinhos yet Blanc makes him a starter ahead of Marquinhos

>Digne joins PSG after having a great season
>he is hailed as the French national team's future left back alongside Kurzawa
>but Blanc fucks him up by making him a sub all the time
>hurr durr he's not good enough
>sells Digne to Roma
>gets Kurzawa instead (kek)
>fucks Kurzawa up by making him a sub all the time (kek)
>Kurzawa misses the Euro whereas Digne is picked up even though Kurzawa is better

>PSG wants a new goalkeeper
>PSG youngster Alphonse Areola is raring to go
>but obviously, Blanc doesn't agree
>hurr durr he's too young
>buys 25 years old Kevin Trapp instead
>Trapp immediately becomes the laughing stock because he makes a blunder every game

>Lucas Moura
>comes to Europe before Neymar
>hailed as the other Brazilian genius
>mind-boggling dribbling speed
>but he comes from Brazil and it's obvious he lacks tactical knowledge
>it's okay he will learn
>oops
>guess who is his coach?
>three years later, the only thing Lucas has learned is pretend tiki-taka
>Blanc : "hurr durr Lucas must improve"

>Rabiot
>talented PSG youngster who keeps telling the club he wants more playing time
>Blanc tells him to be patient
>yet he orders PSG to buy Cabaye, which deprives Rabiot of playing time
>on top of that, Cabaye has a bad season because he isn't suited to PSG's style
>Blanc sells Cabaye (kek)
>he buys Stambouli as a replacement even though Rabiot is screaming in the media for more playing time
>Stambouli is a flop
>Stambouli is sold (kek)

january 5th 1998

something along those lines, yes

I can't see any m8.

You didn't fancy going to the game?

I hope I made a good summary for people who don't follow Ligue 1

Too many matches today, I'm getting nervous lads, I don't want to miss the potential dank memes.

Which one should I watch?

you did, but for people who don't watch Ligue 1, the Man City CL games were evidence enough that Blanc is a fraud anyaway

ahh yes Laurent Blanc is a fraud because Enzo, 19 years old, from Blois said so

Me and my dad were going to make the trip up from Plymouth for it but he had to start his cancer treatment monday so he couldn't go. I couldn't leave him behind

Bayern - Hertha

I unironically believe Cred Forums should be split in american and euro Cred Forums.

Pussy

meant for

i have visited blois

motherfucking fun facts
Man U about to add another loss to the streak

Man City are playing Swansea twice this week, poor Swansea, how will they ever recover from the Pepstorm

grim

Rude

We should separate American sports (martial arts, wwe, the 'big 4') from the others. It would create entirely different cultures

Why are North Americans such drama and conflict seeking cunts? Can anyone explain please?

Eh, there's plenty of room for both sets of threads, what's the point in having two boards.

How do you end up being Gills fans in Plymouth?

I dunno. Amerifat vs. Yuropoor threads were funny sometimes.

Amazing image 2bh

suprised you rate Blanc la

most PSG supporters seemed to welcome him leaving

Kek, I wrote before I even saw your post

Apo is indeed elite and based

>, what's the point in having two boards.
In my mind it would create space for lesser sports, the ones that should be on /asp/ but were choked by wrestling-

>How do you end up being Gills fans in Plymouth?

Dad is from there, moved down here in the 80's when Chatham dockyard closed to work in Devonport. Raised me a Gills fan and I stuck with it.

don't really rate him but he's not as bad as people say
he just lacks the authority. he's not a tactical genius either but he's alright

We (Canadians) are not all bad. At least, I like to think so

Fair enough, hope the treatment goes well la.

You don't need space for those things though, you need an audience which they don't have.

Or maybe I'm completely wrong, I dunno.

Is Wakefield a comfy place Britbros?

>Müllel

Many know it now but I see from time to time people say he would be good for Manchester United

Laurent Blanc is actually a genius because Anthony, 17 years old, also known as the meme recycling master, just showed off his favorite meme and we should all be amazed by his originality and argumentative skills.

Having such an intellectual person among his fans just shows how alright Blanc is.

Not sure how to feel about Rooney starting. I dunno if it means he'll be dropped for Sunday, considering it's mostly a b team, or if it means that he'll now be given an extended run as striker because he can't cut it at no.10. Media seems to think he'll be dropped for Saturday.

no lol

/asp/ is a board with 1000s of wwe threads with barely any replies.

absolutely not

No, it's pretty horrible really.

Good for a night out if your idea of a good night out is a serious attempt to drink yourself to death though.

Cheers lad. Still can't find a stream though, seems I'll just have to follow it on the twitter feed.

Consider the following: Cred Forums is so slow these days it easily has place for lesser sports.

Clearly they need more generals then la'

B-but it looks so comfy though

There's probably some way to listen to it on the radio, someone will be restreaming it for Spurs fans outside the area.

alri football expert show us your expert knowledge on tactics & management haha

it's on bein sports connect in the states if there's a shitty flash stream or some shit for that

Most of the towns and cities in West Yorkshire look like this, with the stone Victorian buildings.

Leeds and Huddersfield are the only urban areas that aren't awful though.

>30 full minutes until >moyes

Fuck me I can't wait this long to >moyes lids what can I do to make the time go faster?

Not really. On handegg gamedays, it pretty much fills up the board, same with college handegg, epl, and world cup of hockey days

Truly the recycling master :^)
Rest assured, I don't think anyone will ever be able to dethrone you.

listen 2 some musak youtube.com/watch?v=7dYM-Zy3WGE

Best place for cute Victorian stone buildings in West Yorkshire is Salt Aire tbqhwy lad

RIBERY~
lel he just dabbed, lads.

Hmm yes, that's true. If something big happens, they would get pushed off the board.

>fast forward
>its still just a bunch of noises
>keep fasting forward
>new noises same thing

What the literal fuck is this?

>watchling lelg cup when the series a is on

Here watch this. 20 min long thriller short

vimeo.com/42934682

If you like mills. Which I do.

And yeah, there are loads of nice small towns and villages in West Yorkshire. Even Bradford has a ton of great buildings though, despite the other problems.

nice taste

Only audio from Spurs official thing unfortunately, good shout though. I'll probably have to listen out for it on 5 live or talksport. Bit shit they have streams for QPR/Southampton and not this.

Is the draw after today games?

>vimeo

Thanks la you reminded me of this masterpiece: vimeo.com/88582349

yes

>its still just a bunch of noises

Yeah i'm chilling here listing to D E A T H G R I P S before the games , what of it plebs

youtube.com/watch?v=uOJFhKriSH8

They might have the Spurs game on DAB.

And a highlights package on Channel 5.

Spurs have made 11 changes including two youth debutants

Will people call them a disgrace like they used to with arsenal?

i'm listening to soft cell because i'm too depressed to take it off the turntable

jdimsa

Bayern's pitch looks weirdly dry and patchy

>Death Grips
wew lad did i just wake up in 2012 or something

>listening to DG post-TMS

>Bayern's pitch looks weirdly dry and patchy
It is and has been for weeks. Weather plus lots of games.

No one cares about Spurs

im going through a post-ironic stage of irony here

Well that's a factually incorrect statement

it's called breakbeat - it's not 'noises' (all music is noise?) it's drums with atmospheric synths and a dark theme (very chilling, ;)

>britbong music
OK, I dig it
youtu.be/ZyLx0qc_gKc
'No'

the cure is, as always, is to watch spring breakers repeatedly

was listening to no love deep web in the metro days before and when I wanted to switch tracks the cover just popped big on my phone and a girl next to me looked at me like I was some type of nonce or something
was proper funny

thanks family

>listening to TMS
>not liking TPTB

They used to be interesting
That is, before they sold Bale

>This city squad

Ayy never go full pep

we posting noise now?
youtube.com/watch?v=F5hhFMSAuf4

>dutch shitty fan hasn't even made a match thread

I'm surprised

So >we may have a chance to beat Spuds?

It's not even on BBC Radio Kent, this fucking sucks.

it's always great to peep what others are listening to on the underground or metro

The last two digits of my post indicate when Pep will lose his first game as Man City manager

reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/53uk56/match_thread_1900_gmt_tottenham_vs_gillingham/

>Unironically listening to Meme Grips
lmao

who's the /epl/ equivalent of mrezbow

why does /epl/ have the worst taste in music

Okay
youtube.com/watch?v=s_qk6covhAw

lel

carvery posting because it's always the same thing but people pretend to like it even though it's repetitive
and I am one of those people. so carvery lad never stop

>unironically hating on death grip just because they got popular

>this swansea cheese

make it stop please

What's good music?

/epl/ and /trans/ are the most cultured generals on the site la

TMS is their most popular work, and it's the second-to-last good album they made. Anything past NLDW is garbage

Say hello to the modern day Man City fan

City's PA guy has good taste

Swansea's evidently doesn't

>mfw top matches don't have acestream links
kys stupid reddit fags

enjoyable. i had heard of ryoji but never actually heard him

post top5

Don't fucking post on this board, bitch. There's only room for one Israeli flag here. fite me.

>Say hello to the modern English man

I think you're just saying that becuase those are the most european threads on Cred Forums
It's sorted randomly

>manica without a wig

Why are city playing 4 fullbacks?

what's everyone's favourite album of 2016 so far?

Rain Temple for me, although Celebrating Digital Artifacts pushes it close
youtube.com/watch?v=7eRf__n7VPg

whats with the swansea boxing announcer?

Kompany lives!

The only acceptable Israel flag in these threads is the Arab guy who actually hates Israel.

This , metal though so not for everyone

youtube.com/watch?v=qMCsv-zj56s

pep wants to try out pressing them all forward, bringing the midfielders and strikers back and playing a 2-3-5

Ryoji is great, check out the videos of some of his art installations too, I'd love to visit one someday

Most of their fans are still the same old miserable twats.

Sometimes I drink in one of their pubs if I'm going to an away game in the North West and they are the most depressing bunch.

That's me f a m. get these fucking jews off my board

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

imploding calf in t minus 40 mins

interesting because i think the opposite. guess we'll have to agreed to disagreed

Where the fuck did they come from, checked like 10 minutes ago. You're a lifesaver

did pep just pick this team out of a tombola machine?

You think TMS is their second worst, and their best work is past NLDW? that's a pretty shit opinion

10 minutes is a long time in the pre-match streaming world

Just out of curiosity, what team do you Israelis support?

Anna Högberg Attack

hmmm either I'm watching the city game or watching a representation of die zauberflöte on arte

favorites so far
travis scott - birds in the trap sing mcknight
jun togawa & hijokaidan
lil uzi vert vs the world
Bala Club - Bala comp vol.1
kodak black - lil big pac
Jeffery

Don't think I've listened to any albums from 2016 yet desu.

TPTB (JD=Niggers, honestly can't decide which is better)>BP=GP>NLDW>Ex>TMS
all good tho

forgot about savage mode, dinosaur presents trim and 5starb01 by lexxi

blonde obviously
people will bash it for whatever reason but the album is fucking undeniably incredible

>english football league
>swansea

please explain

>ROOINS >ROOINS >ROOINS >ROOINS >ROOINS >ROOINS >ROOINS >ROOINS >ROOINS >ROOINS >ROOINS >ROOINS

strawpoll.me/11273258

strawpoll.me/11273258

strawpoll.me/11273258

>pooney

jesus christ

Based Arte

>Nice absolutely destroying Monaco
what

Ben Arfa should've actually stayed, him and Balo would've won the league

twitter.com/IDFSpokesperson/status/778659687524814848

make it stop m8, pls

>travis scott - birds in the trap sing mcknight
exit this thread rn if goosebumps isn't your favorite track

Stream for the spurs game?

>Nice absolutely destroying Monaco
>what
Balotelli>France

>Ligue 1
>So irrelevant it doesn't have its own thread

imagine not rating belhanda
also coordinate, sdp interlude, sweet sweet, first take and lose are the best tracks

i wanted to like this but i'm not a fan of the vocals unfortunately

Fekir to chelsea when Jacques Pierre?

>tf
>tt

stick to furpuck

>the small mining village of swansea

>willy

what the fuck was that

Imagine not being depressed.

Thats a shame one of the best concept albums i think i'v ever heard.

Playing from the back la

streamable.com/plmh?t=0.3

I hate this man

but tricky attacking arab players are my fetish

Fékir is a fraud

Some times i get olfactory memory and it triggers feeling that i used to feel in my mid teens.Life used to be so weightless now it just feels like im chugging along a endless track

quite pleasant mate

Literally can't.

>rppney

Real talk though, why is he the captain? Is it just because he's been there the longest, or because of his good seasons?

There's a southampton stream? All the ones I've tried haven't worked

I was trying to find one as well for that but i'v given up

Just watching the United game now

Because he runs around and shouts stuff and points his arms. Apparently that's leadership.

why have the bbc referred to borja baston as gonzález tomás on the swansea lineup

>this kit

...

So shit, reminds of those shitty barca away kits last season

I havent had a mixed slush puppy in years

Literally too deep for you.

Swansea should unironically be winning

cadbury fc defence looks weak af

always do

Fernandinho is always Fernando Luiz Roza

Scott Dann off injured

Shit whos going to score our goals now

fashionable in 20 years teir

Is this meant to be symbolic?

he's just listed as fernandinho today desu

it's the inconsistency that upsets me most

I want a little bit of blue then red and blue on top

rip crystal palace goals

press f to pay respects

f

>Navas playing in the middle

wut

How so?

gillingham forced to play their 2nd keeper

spurs still wont score

>Guardiola

Kompany being Man City's lifeline

vincent janssen really is shit

fuck sake another soldado ;_;

>2 months of janssen

oh no

>v d hoorn

hahs we're absolutely fucked lol

number 9 shirt must be cursed

those fucking dutch memesters told me he was decent

get in here ABU bros the customers are already losing it

LewanGOALski

>player have 6 good months in a total different league
>moves to a different league
>doesn't bang goals on goals as soon as he plays
>woah he's total shite !!!
ahh yes

oh here you guys are

>Willy Caballero was so bad first twenty minutes holy shit
>Kompany doing pretty well, great to see him in action again
>Pep needs to change something at half-time imo
>I like the kits, idgaf

...

Get Marcus Next Messi Edwards on

i would agree that it is rash to jump to conclusions so quickly, but it is worth remembering that he is a dutch footballer in the year 2016

how is Allan doing pal

it's not the lack of goals, but the shanking of good chances that he has been consistently doing a la soldado

on the positive side winks and onomah are looking good

HAHAHAHA ROONEY

HAHAHAHA UNITED

HAHAHAHA MOURINO

SHITFEST

KEK UNITED LOSING 1-0

brb manure thread

Holy shit Swansea fucking score you retards

BENULTY FOR NORTHAMPTON

Just had a huge blunder that resulted in the second goal

HOLY SHIT
Robben is back and just scored.

>mouyes

hahaha I knew it

...

the away teams at L O N D O N stadium should start singing "stand up, it'll get you banned" desu

Soldado or Janssen?

both completely shit

gun to my head, soldado

neither

Why doesn't Eriksen do that in premier league games

soldado still tweets about our games and sends us best wishes all the time, he still loves us

bring back crouch and defoe

>Manure

BASED FUCKING ERIKSEN

damn erikson

but I'd like janny to stick a couple in please

stream lads?

acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

bloodzeed bruv, who else?

>Why doesn't Eriksen do that in premier league games
~Because he's against good players then

unironically from reddit soccerstreams

cant copy and paste cause its on my mobile but you'll find it easy

What you listning to at half time

youtube.com/watch?v=tKAh--ss1r0

Half time football related content because I got banned for posting slags last time

youtu.be/8Fj2Jjy0-LA

>Janssen already trying the Pendado route to goals

This is tragic

city are going to lose this desu

pep went too hard with the memesters in this lineup

janssen just looks like someone with no confidence. someone that very easily feels sorry for himself

>they're literally playing the will grigg song

he needs to change something cause that first half was pretty bad, I'd start by selling Willy cause wtf

just needs someone like dabroon on, no creative link in midfield at the moment

youtube.com/watch?v=rn-wrPf5Ls0

Halftime cats. Post your cats lids

owning pets is slavery

I dont like cats my ex gf had a cat and it used to just run around the house then shove its arse in my face when im trying to watch tv

Don't have one

Lmfao literally had no idea Tom Caroll was playin until now

Cats are shit. Much like Man Utds defence

who /chels/ here

how long before we can get back to a terry/zouma CB partnership

This. /epl/ is a pro animal rights thread desu.

didn't even realise he was still with spurs

I would have one but having something alive depending on you sounds too much effort when you live alone.

does anyone even remember who tom carroll is

Need a NKoudou and Edwards sub

LOL

Fucking Clichy, playing in central midfield, scored

Mine died 2 years ago. Still sad 2bh.

CLICHY

how much will hull pay for him, i'm going to say £7m

>swansea

just turned the city stream on.. I think there's something wrong with the colouring on my computer.. there just has to be

>17 shots
>6 on target

didn't we do exactly the same first half v sunderland?

think that's his second ever goal for city lel

>does whatever he wants 24/7
>most of which is just sleazing around, running around in random directions or sleeping
>gets to go outside whenever he wants to
>moans about not getting snacks and then usually always gets a treat when he does
>food and water available 24/7
>free pets and cuddles whenever he wants
>gets to sleep in the bed whenever he wants

>>>>>>>>>>slavery
He is infinitely more free than me m8

Clichy would be world class if he had even an ounce of attacking talent

But he doesn't

its the new shirt from nike's JUST range

Try first 30 minutes

>clichy CM
THE POWER OF POOP

has 190kg killed himself or did the noose break again

reads like american pre-civilwar pro-slavery propaganda tbqh baka

underrated

Anyone watching the West Ham game? Wouldn't mind an update on it desu.

new thread bois

so mason just scored a worldy for hull? lmao fuck off ryan

I like that cat a lot

>losing to city's development squad

Just make one la.

If you post telling people to make a thread we'll either get 2 or none at all.

Fulham just missed a penalty btw.

tbf the kids playing are named senior players

Thanks la, have another pic

>bringing on De Bruyne in the league cup

I'm scared he'll be hurt

>de broinuh

cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogs

if you disagree you are dumb

>Actually sending on Zlatan and Rashford
>Against Northampton town

At least the home fans will be lovin' it

>City 1-0 up
>Bringing on De Bruyne

MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK

>zaba looking good again

feels good desu

i'm more allergic to cats than dogs, so dogs win for me

>kdb and gylfi on
we got a game now

>cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogs

yeah if your a edgy cunt

...

>MOYES
>CONCEDING TO SANDRO
AYYYYYYYY

BLUNDERLAND

do we say it wrong belgiumlad?

Dammit I put a lot of effort into mine you fucker

NEW THREAD

It's der brunyerr

KEK that tripping-crawling swansea player

yes it's u not o

>SLIPPY ROUT

loooool

if you can say Burnley instead of Bornley why can't you guys say De Bruyne instead of De Broyne

Two (You)s for me in this post desu.

Ignore this bread

because we don't know to do

uy is an alien set of letters for our language

GOATcia

but it's triggering me

Well we say Berry instead of Bury too.

You can't really accurately guess how words sound in English.

yeah well i'm sure you don't always pronounce english words and names properly

The Br"uhh"ne

uhh as in uhh or umm, the Y is silent

HESKETH
E
S
K
E
T
H

Palace look shit. Hesketh looks worthy of some more 1st team action.

oh you're sure? my english is fucking spot on mate

haha I give up