Red Sox ML is a LARGE edition

Are texans THE bet of the year?

>juve such an idiot he can't even post in the right thread

pmsl

this

absolutely
people are scared of betting them ever since the pats upset the cards week 1 but that was only because garoppolo was way better than a benchwarmer should be
we already know what the pats offense will look like with brisset - runs and screens all day. the coaching staff does not trust him, and they almost gave up a 31-3 lead with him at the helm
the patriots should get absolutely annihilated this game and the only reason anybody thinks they might have a chance is "muh coaching"

BEGGING you to have sexual intercourse

...

Escape won game 1, euan, juve, arp etc

Warming to a lot of characters I previously hated in the discord.

>MGladbach
pmsl at least i have the biggest stake on overs

>Warming to juve

Where did all these Krauts come from? did /bet/ merge with /bundes/?

what's the discord lads

>Where did all these Krauts come from?
Turkey originally

pre-staked o2.5, really hopeful right now

1 down on the accy, 2 more to go. looking SO good.

What are the next two

>literally one thread old
>being this new

Have sex now.

Need an UAC person to lend me £400

man city
man utd

double, easy money

bookies clueless

on

down INSANE

REBACK

REAL MADRID

REBACK

REAL MADRID

>too many games on right now
>i don't know which one to bet on
>starting to lose my confidence in betting

wat do

bet on
>city, utd - DOUBLE
>real madrid -1
>bayern -1

should've researched them before they kick off ya know

Sounds good, I'll follow you.

Too busy with school and shit but you're right, it's my own fault.

ponga sus estudios por delante de los juegos de azar juan

...

You haf zirthy minutes to join, filthy Norwegen:
discord.gg/DYXAG

shaking

REAL
E
A
L

do you guys like Africa by Toto?
youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

it's a really good song!

>rebacked them on abstruse betting exchange
>Only 0.18€ matched

guys Im going to lump on hull

Stoke are shit this season

>Hull aren't shit

absolutely MASSIVE on real madrid win @1.5

easy fucking money lol

oh no

...

...

Now is the time to lump on hull amazing odds

REBACKING REAL

HUGE ON THIS

TEARS IF YOU'RE NOT ON

The time has come for me to return.

RED ALERT
RED ALERT

PUT DISCORD INTO LOCK-DOWN UNTIL FURTHER INFORMATION

...

>shit united

Would put a ban on new users desu, you know the faggot is autistic enough to make 200 different accounts just to get one through.

>lumped on leverkusen right before the pen
>they miss

S P U R S
P
U
R
S

You can hide your discord from me, but you will never discord on the fact that I'm needed in these themes.

down livechanging, irrecoverable sums

Hahahahaahahashahhahahahah you're a fucking idiot if you actually backed man poo

Was gunna put a tenner on Northampton at 14/1 before the game too

Want to know what I actually did?
Backed Man U to win.
Cashed out after they scored because I knew something like this would happen.
Jokes on you bud.

schalke and gladbach both losing, thank you for nothing, german brah

Need that poker German to take me under his wing

D E V I L I S H

>Backing something at ~1.2 and cashing out after they score but still have about 70 mins to play
wow I bet you made huge sums

ok

Are you ever not mad?
How come you don't want me man?

If the good people of /bet could give real madrid their energy it would be highly appreciated from both myself and my hungry children.

huge on ebam

Are you ever not a mug?

2222222222222

COME ON 1 MORE

This discord is absolutely boring.

>he didn't get on hull
I told you guys

You never listen

ABSOLUTELY DAC

TEARS @ ME

same. expecting another night of soaking my pillow in tears as i cry myself to sleep.

HA HA H A H H A A H A HH A HA

CAN

NOT

WIN

A

BET

tears

I'm on it pal

Andy Murray @1.53 is solid value

Il be in to spoon you later bae:3

...

Need West Ham goal like air.

You made the right choice Brazil

anyone on barca SW?

btw, get on Genoa guys

tears if you're are not on EBAM

was @1.8 earlier lool

Trembling with expectation

Worried about Murray lads.

Nvm, forgot how good Murray is at tie breaks.

lol? i literally rebacked in the 2nd to last game of that set because it's easy money

>doubting EBAM

Back United now!

North Hampton is 23-1... worth it? Would be a sweet sweet win.

as long as he doesnt hear gongs in the distance

No!

Need west ham to win so bilic can keep his job. Dont want to see that fraud in dinamo desu

nvm, man city escapes.

BARCELONA SW IS THE BET

MAINSTREAM SPESH

i'm in absolute tears!

united i mean

>people in the last thread doubted based SPURS

>Napoli STILL haven't scored
Why are they such cunts?

When is Barca gonna score?

They are, atletico defend like the soldiers of gondor

they will.

atletico are toothless so far, barca pressing hard and have had a few chances. suarez should have just scored there.

getting the rope

>inb4 0-0

time moving so fast

B A R C A

BARCAAAAA
FHJGDVJUFFJKTSGJNDFBFFHGDV

Watched Tammy Abraham for the first time in the flesh tonight. Only half an hour. More than enough. Superb.

tears buddy

this ends 2-0 to barca btw

horrid horrid day

NEED a chase

special on Red Sox y/n?

yes,

large

Fucking hell 3 bets won out of 3

HULL HULL HULL
Literally jokes on you if you don't get on my tips

HULL

TEARS IF YOU DID NOT GET ON 14/1

get on the jays, hernadez just got hit by a comebacker, jays gonna pour it on.

LAD LAD LAD

>red sox
Why?

memes

its value according to my model

FB /tupaijeff/videos/548013245396486/

Found a video of Juve pmsl

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/21/highly-intelligent-oxford-university-student-arrested-after-sexu/

is juve. look at him.

>feelsgoodman.jpg

please take me under your wing

strange arp tip this

who /gay/ here? ;)

proxy off Ireland

Need some hockey tips pronto

germanwings? careful lid.

:^)

Canada

Least worthy of betting on is -2, will they cover it?

Validol in OT, 38 sog finally

Europes been surprising honestly, but i also thought the states would be the toughest team Canada played and they ran through them. Canada should, SHOULD, win pretty easily.

can I bankroll canada ML?

Never worth it, and if my some miraculous chance Europe beats them. I cant live with the thought of some poor little Brazilian living in a favela because of my countries hockey team.

normie

Im actually very autistic.

o-okay

In-play - Copa do Brasil
Ponte Preta to qualify @1.70

where in brazil do you live?

also brazilians like english? I want to go traveling there

Feel free to thank me for the ******official****** accumulator coming through.

You're welcome.

And yet you still refuse to pay your debt

you owe me a tenner you scrub

Rio Grande do Sul
we like everyone m8, where are you planning to travel to?

I want to do the Lochte tour

Will someone PLEASE take me under their wing? I cannot stop losing and I'm barely learning from my mistakes

Sure thing m8, PM me on TT.
Username is StackGainer

Why do you have a Finnish flag on profile?

Because I always finnish first

:/

Is TorasAngel your gf?

>"""g"""f
Yes, we are together

Still far better than Euan, hit me up

Mainly Rio and probably sao paulo

I looked up where you live and it looks hnngg

Absolute TEARS at people who said to go red sox.

Seems like you're the one who followed it lid pmsl

Nope. I've bet on them and lost before. Not making that mistake again.
No idea why they're a famous team, they're utter shite.

If you are going to SP, I advise you to not look "gringo".. observe others and copy their style

You should come to Santa Catarina on the summer, they have some awesome beaches

Corinthians SP vs Fluminense FC

Under 3.5 (1.211)

Soccer - Copa do Brasil - Goal Spread

Vasco Da Gama RJ vs Santos SP

Vasco Da Gama RJ 1.606

Soccer - Copa do Brasil - Total

Cruzeiro MG vs Botafogo RJ

Over 2.5 (1.714)

What do you think brazilian bro

Setting the over/under of Maple goals scored at 2.5 @ 1.87 each way and total points at 4.5 over @ 2.20 and under @ 1.7 for my game tonight.

Does the WNBA have as much value as obscure indonesian football games in the middle of the night?

In my experience it seems to be fairly doable on soccerway style scouting.

most likely
nah
yes if botafogo scores first

>doubting the red sox
pmsl

>2016
>not putting money on Gary Sanchez hitting a home run per game

Tennis is a weird fucking game.

How can someone win a set 6-0, then start losing the second set, to break to 0, to then immediately be broken in return.

>/bet/ in charge of thread titles

>Slags

>this also applies to womens basketball
>up 11 in 2nd q
>down 1 by 3rd
>up 4 minutes later
don't know if my heart can watch the whole game

sometimes players tank sets if it would take too much energy to try to get back into it and they are already likely to lose, they will conserve their energy for the next set

all this goes out the window if you are talking about womens tennis

What makes women's sports so different?

Need two more goals in this hockey game and I'll be UAC

>What makes women different from men?

>team up 11
>outscored by 16 points in second half
>last 9 points are free throws
can't believe I bet on women matches, heads gone

>letting some short haired dyke named angel score 30 pts in a sub 100 pt game
>coached by some middle aged white lady while the other team is coached by giga nigga
where did it all go so wrong?

Excuse me?

RED SOX = FREE MONEY

RED SOX WIN 7 IN A ROW

TEARS OF GOLD

>Tijuana over 1.5 Teamgoals
>Fat but based coach Herrera
>playing at home on artificial pitch
>best offense in league

Match starts in 15 min

Boys ive been doing some pretty extensive research on the japanese emperor's cup and i think i found something.

Kashima AntlersxFagiano Okayama.

Bet 2, with a small, or at least the dnb. Trust me.

shrewd picks.

Gonna need to see some reasoning before I even think about backing a team at 9.0ish

>9.00 odds with 3 way
>7.00 dnb
can't be any worse than women's basketball, on

>7 dnb

what?

im getting 9

strange

tbqh high odds make be more likely to follow

higher risk but higher reward

put in a tenner x

>american bubblegum bookie sites in charge of dece odds
Really need to move to canada so I can open a bet365 account one day
Only a fiver on it since dac heavily today, so no big difference if it loses

/bet/ isn't usually this lively around this time of day, really liking this.

With the return of liebs we just need the romainian to return and /bet/ will become great again.

is there a historical reason behind betting being banned in the states?

bureaucracy in the US is so strange, no wonder you guys hate it

Betting being banned in states only makes >cashing out nearly impossible for me, live betting UI for a lot of sites is awful and don't have many props
>trusting americans to manage money
Government doesn't welfare people betting their money on random sports matches I guess

>still no goals in mexican soccer game

1111111111

So So based

Thanks for reminding the /bet/ magic to wake up.

Based Kraut user.

22222222
makes up for the LARGE gone on >women
based germany

What would Hass do?

lmao

Anymore tips lad?

zzzz

tu eres loco

why are valencia heavy favourites against alves?

There must be a home advantage or some other advantage for valencia to make up for their sorry form

Proven LaLiga team against promoted Segunda team

What's your reasoning her, buddeh?

He works for the bookies and wants mugs to waste their cash.

on it...love these midnight bets desu

You're gonna lose.

Valencia NEEEEEEEED to win and this is there best chance to get off the bottom

>a 7.00 dnb bet is now 3.4 after 1-0
really makes you think

kashima x okayama 0-1 @ 22

thank you based canada

>matches are only 20 mins
kashiwa will comeback you mugs

>kashiwa
shamefur dispray

Wageslaving so SO bad.

I'm missing out on so SO much /bet/ chat because of it. Not even in the discord ffs

Even if it is bad, don't some people have to start somewhere?

Looks like the Lieb return was a false alarm. The Discord lock down has been suspended.

Oh shit, didn't realise the legendary John Millman's playing right now.

On LARGE

same, it'd be unaustralian for him to lose

>He's taking a piss
This is his declaration of victory, getting hyped.

is it a proper chat on mics or just cunts slapping their dicks on keyboards

How would I know I'm not in it?

>88th minute goal
>live betting down for hours

>losing two break points

misread your post homie. but hopefully someone will post it, probably won't happen because muh secret club

Check last 2 threads. Some brit posted link.

Why on earth would it be on mics. We're all very busy people, no time to be in front of a computer all day. Americans are banned.

Millman is going to lose, isn't he.

texans moneyline

He looks like he's in the zone now

He breaks now.

you can be completely honest should i cash millman out for a loss of 1 dollar

>mugs everywhere picking patriots
might as well just get on the clemson game instead
>americans in charge of bankroll management

Wouldn't think he'd lose his next serve game but if you don't want to risk losing much go for it now

This nip needs to stop hittign aces.

AHHHH

>50U

thats a whole bankroll.

why is this man so confident? America is so strange yet attractive

Going to genocide all Australians if Millman loses.

>attractive

the mixed race better looking meme is real when it's all white. I used to fuck this norweigan/irish chick god damn was she cute.

no I meant as a culture heritage history, ect

american women in looks are similar to aussies so not too excited for them

DAC

DOWN

the sith lord is playing vs his student even with a couple of scrubs, must be a extra SPECIAL special tip
although I think this guy is just heavy risk

LARGE on Uchiyama

show slip faggot

No, you'll call me a penny punter.
Won though.

? are you insecure m8?

i bet $3.5 small $5 med $7.5 large

surely no one is as poverty stricken as me

At least I'm still up from yesterday, but it would be great if Toras didn't tip so late at night here for a real comeback.

Might put off milk for the night.

PMSL poorfags gtfo

can't believe millman did not perform.

Insane how the line crashes immediately after she tips

oi started with 20 after i lost my entire bankroll

PLEASE HAVE

SEX

New acca. Thoughts?

Pls no bully & refrain from pmsl posting

PMSL
M
S
L

m-moooods!!

NEED tips for my dude Albert

Strange post, this

Reminder that statistically there IS at least one (1) person on /bet/ that is gay and pretending to tinderpost with the """""""lads""

>tfw consider myself straight
>tfw had gay wet dream last night

>implying

>one (1)

What did he mean by this?

Gays don't like football and betting

Had the best (heterosexual) wet dream last night and it was with a half black woman. V, v odd considering I am extremely racist.

always wake up to be touching some supple pussy

Lmao just had my first lecture, one of my mates dared me to do a dab, did it as I was walking in, turns out I was in the wrong lecture room pmsl HAHAHA NO NO it was fucking mental HAHAHAHAHAHAHA can't get over it, I'm dead lmao

how white on you on a scale of 1 to 10? or was the weed dab?

4 skull emojis

Christian Rees?

>tfw wageslave
>always make mistakes at work
>gave customer completely wrong advice yesterday

Why do I have to be autism

>when life gives you gristle, give a whistle

>youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

What was the advice?

Frosties are better than Coco pops

If it weren't for the poor lack of nutrients this would be the GOAT cereal.

>lecture
>Christian Rees

About as much chance as Juve getting a bird pmsl

Yeah yeah get that addin innit get that addin

everyone who wasn't in the discord missed a special

can i please get on discord

Good post

We're still at DEFCON 4 following the Liebermann rumours but you should be able to get the invite later today.

if it's your first time using discord, is the name you choose a permanent one?

,

.

why are Germans so obnoxious

yes

why are Brits so obnoxious

>Zenit St. Petersburg Handicap
>based coach Lucescu
>playing a shit tier team
>great line-up

Miss Season 5 SO much

>adding Teamgoals and Over

#ON LARGE

lump on ARGENTINA v Greece on virtual football betfair

11111111111

GET IN

shrewd

just need one more now

not a big fan of the contrast in this picture

Official Bet 365 addiction test:

>Do you gamble to escape from a boring or unhappy life?

Yes

> When gambling and you run out of money, do you feel lost and in despair and need to gamble again as soon as possible?

No

>Do you gamble until your last cent is gone, even the fare home or the cost of a cup of tea?

no

>Have you ever lied to cover up the amount of money or time you have spent gambling?

Yes

>Have you lost interest in your family, friends or hobbies because of your gambling?

No, got /bet/

> After losing, do you feel you must try and win back your losses as soon as possible?

Yes

> Do arguments, frustrations or disappointments make you want to gamble?

No

>Do you feel depressed or even suicidal because of your gambling?

yes

4/8

hmm ur right quite bleached out

>Do you feel depressed or even suicidal because of your gambling?
Feel depressed and suicidal even without gambling..

are you the guy that loses all his bets? where is he these days...

if anything, gambling makes me forget about the depression and suicidal thoughts for a brief moment

Literally only just now found out I'm still standing was sung by Elton John. My life is forever changed.

this wins btw

Life's difficult but don't let go lads.

when i first heard Elton John sing Your Song, I couldn't believe what was coming out from the speakers.

it was a fresh, crisp voice and i still can't forget it.

also

22222222222222222222222222 YES

How long can you typically rort promos for before the gambling Jew restricts your account?

Zenit surreal.

>Top PL team and @1.17 favorite beating a lower division team by a bigger margin is surreal

ZENITTTTT

Up £550 now in the last 10 odd days

wondering how Albert is doing

people were on the handis you idiot

which is why I said beating by a bigger margin

sounds like you can pay me what you owe.

Although Birdshit is losing this set, those dancers in the audience are quite arousing

not enjoying this UAC juve.

NEED the DAC juve back tbqh

Still DAC £250

-1 for evens (half a hour in at 0-0) seems pretty alright considering its now 5, dunno if other people did a larger handi

This time next week I'll be positively UAC for the first time ever.

lay a small, Patriots might play their "injured" players

Didn't criticize the bet at all, just sayin' the result isn't particularly surprising

>Juve won't even send me a fiver after I undacced him

not sure how to feel

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/alan-barnes-disabled-pensioner-10-pounds-katie-cutler-pr-bill-claire-barnes-mugged-a7311751.html

you can't feel as hard done by as her, lel.

You should've gone large on it, then. Got -1.5 @ 2.2

"""natural""" crystal deodorant has let me down big time lids. Fuck you amerifraud.

Great, not only is Andrey ruining my acca, he's also got a qt. Break him Berdbitch.

would like to know what (you) did

also i hope my successive winning accys undacced you, too

I was on m8ie :^)

right guard xtreme roll on lid.

Sure men is the way to go. Good spray in the morning and you're good for the day. Pack it in your bag if you swear a lot.

My mom used to use a bar of soap to wash my mouth when I swore a lot.

Bookies clueless in Asia

use driclor lids, stings like a bitch first time you use it though

5-0 ZENIT
>5-0 ZENIT
5-0 ZENIT
>5-0 ZENIT

...

me irl

/bet/ getting shrewd again

Too close Berdych, almost died there.

prodota>f5 -0.5 small 2.540

LVLUP>PR small 2.910

pinnacle

>betting on birdbrain

lol

where are you getting them -0.5 odds

how does that even work for dota ro3

Just like evernovas won yesterday PMSL

Rball was pretty similar, first goal came after, what, 40 min? Cup games are weird.

EHOME 2-0d exec and i got it at 2.7. you win some you lose some.

but if you think evernovas starting at 2.6 and ending up 1.6 is a bad bet, well dont get on :^)

too depressed to go to the gym today

*le sigh*

Is Toras going to tip in the next hour? Might go to sleep if not but I want to know.

>be me
>in lecture
>sitting next to a qt chatting about the course
>phone vibrates
>@pumo/Sergio LARGE
>Frantically try to open my laptop to get #ON
>Can't stop shaking
>muscle spasm leads to slapping slag on the forehead
>lecturer asks what you doing mate?
>Tell him it's a LARGE
>Dismisses class and deposits his annual salary

Both giggling about how much we're going to be up

im so blooming board

Just "finished" my work out. 1 (ONE) whole hour until I cba anymore. Feel tired and have a bit of a headache. Gonna give it another shot in the evening, luckily got a home gym.

i doubt this happened

>everyone is UAC except me

don't know how to feel about this

Kolmonen matches starting in 1-2 hours, probably yes

how much did you spend on your home gym?

I'm tempted to get a home gym, won £800 this week might put it towards a rack and barbell set

Poor man's Christian Rees Tbh

desu the ehome today was a special and i said it was medium. turns out that both games were played in china, meaning execration had virtually no chance

can someone post the christian rees post about him betting on a night out please x

...

Not sure, didn't buy all equipment on day 1. Power cage for around 300, bench for 100, olympic bb short and med for 100, and 200€ worth of cast iron plates (so ~200kg). All in all pretty cheap. Wish I had spent a bit more on a better bench, but the cage is really fine for it's price.

was after the sort of montage one but thanks anyway, great story x

this is literally me

>he isn't a part of torasangels elite user discord

enjoy betting on """""kolmonen""""" """""value"""""

PLEASE

STOP

H. I'm a new member (signed up two weeks ago). You lot are all completely shit at gambling.

prove yourself or fuck off ya cunt

post slips

Strange post this

why don't you post some tips then you mug

v v shocked that post #71405595 has got 4 (You)s, people work hard and come up with real intelligent and funny posts for (You)s and you cunts are just giving them away to lazy nibs

Have sex

virgin

Agreed

here's one more for you

>60 (you)s this thread so far
>havent been called out for farming them once
the best (you) artists are subtle, quiet, and sly.

>lying

>tfw I need to use my UK VPN to farm (you)s

PLEASE STOP GIVING THIS DULLARD (YOU)s

All me

>implying

>tfw IQ is too high to banter with the lads

THIS. So confusing when they start laughing and joking or talking about how fit some girl is. I mean dont get me wrong I like girls, I have a gf but I dont get the whole "shes hot id fuck her" thing. Much rather discuss philosophy desu.

@71405935
not me, you can tell because the nibs are weaker

huh?

>impersonating me
I dont get angry at people being intelligent, user

>Brits now ruining the quality of /bet/

Tables turn

quick question, why is everyone in this thread british ? I mean for fucks sake even most non GB flags act like they are british and talk about "banter with the lads". Is betting a british thing ?

yes, it's our national sport lad

Enjoyable read.

...

15.

9

do you not have dumbells?

big al SUCH a soccerway warrior

ok now I'm 100% sure it's 4

>german "banter"

cheeky bets on Virtus Pro map 1 AND 2 handicap of +2,5

...

>didnt put a single punt on Sonderjyske @2.3

Lynch me up, lads!

15

Hi guys, why are the Pats still favorites with a nigger rookie QB starting?

>muh belichick system
>muh Foxboro home field advantage

Osweiler Watt & co bout to have a fun time tonight no? Can't see why I shouldn't LAY Texans ML????

Are cookie this blueless?

>15 shots and no goals meme

haha my fav!

Is this the Toras you've all been talking about? kek

Begging you to seek a female companion.

I do, I just didn't mention all the smaller equipment because it didn't make up a significant part of the expenses. When I bought an ez curl bar I got a deal and got the dumbbells for free. Also got a trapbar, some meme kettlebells, dip bars to attach to the power rack, a dip belt, ab wheel, etc.

Euan, whats the bet in the Akilles game?

Reminder that Belchik is the Guardiola of the NFL and he simply cannot lose no matter who starts

Old Stars obviously. Surely people know how bad Akilles are by now

bookies clearly dont

Seems they have realised their mistake now.

after you DRILLED the value out of it like a little fresher PMSL lad

P M S L

?

Is there something like a Scottish Mafia?
Seems like some syndicate is pretty much running their lower/youth leagues.

P
M
S
L

Nah they just harbor foreign Mafias

surely this is a penalty?

Looks like an indirect free kick where the defending team is still allowed to put up a wall of players.

pmsl

Patriots fan here- it's very rare, regardless of who is starting at quarterback, that the Patriots lose at home. They have proven capable of plugging just about any quarterback who understands their system into their system. I watched Brissett during the preseason and thought he looked better than Garopollo. He wasn't given an opportunity to throw the ball against the Dolphins because they were in conservative play call mode, trying to run the clock out, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if threw 3 touchdowns against the Texans lackluster secondary. I'm considering betting $350 Patriots ML tonight.

Was Toras handicap tip 3 way?

Who /alavesDC/ here?

also le goat tight end man is playing

working on the official acca of the day, stay tuned I will be posting it shortly

>tfw your betting setup arrives in the mail

Tempted to throw $100 on them too.

>team picks a good hero follow by a shit hero

dont like this meme

this does NOT lose

Can you count cards in online card betting games? What's the game to play? Blackjack I assume..

You mustn't underestimate the importance of a Belichick system and home field advantage. Also, I would stay away from the Red Sox tonight. Tillman throws really well against the Red Sox lineup. I cashed in large on the arm of Buchholz last night and am very skeptical about doubling up.

>Örebro SK Over 0.5 Teamgoals
>based fat Viking coach Axen
>one of the most offensive teams in Sweden
>already had big chances

Too late I already mortgaged the house

Red Sox offense is on fire right now though and Price is far better than Tillman

Indirect if the goalie picks up a pass from a team mate, friendo.

on Texans huge, big difference in asia

Never ever call me "friendo" again. I'm warning you.

I'm finished trying to convince people to not bet against the Patriots. If you want to burn your money than it's yours to burn.

How long till the bookies suspend betting on the Kolmonen? so so easy

Anyone putting money on GT at +10 tn? I have a feeling GT is gonna come out and play hard at home. Might also take the under, I figure if GT has a chance it'll probably be a fairly low scoring game.

Otherwise Clemson bends them over

Making a secret group which will only consist of shrewd punters. No freeloading, must have a ROI of over 60%

(You) me if you're interested.

@71407928

Don't. It's the man whose obsessed with yous

>implying

Just some of the things MY new group will offer

>Red Sox ML is a LARGE edition

pmsl

this has absolutely nothing to do with betting but I hate that this guy got a pity party thrown for him

SOO jealous

I don't hate him, I hate all the stars and women who think they were going to look like good people giving him a party
it was completely out of pity. you're crazy if you think they'd normally care about a random fat dude

I bet LARGE on Clemson -9.5

Clemson should be getting into mid-season form and GT can't handle all their talent on both sides

Örebro scored

over or under? i just don't see an absolute clemson blowout

Why is there nothing good to bet on at night anymore? :(

>waah waah feed me

IMAGINE not being on

have sex

>3 hours ago
>half 5 is night time

odd post this

i mean like midnight onwards

>betting anything after 9pm
Enjoying being a permadac slug

>he hasn't spotted the """""""altitude"""""""" bet

OFC kids a couple of weeks back were decent but not streamed so much less hype than other OFC events.
Shit like NACL and Libertadores early rounds are much better priced now than they used to be. Still not perfectly priced but rarely see something that is gonna come flying in and you can reback loads like there used to be so again much less hype/interest.

Conducting interviews to be taken under my wing. Expert tennis gambler.

u53.5
only because it's a thursday night game. short week for the offenses

your coming of age bet was after 9pm you cunt

What?

>finally win /bet/
>see Raufoss - Lillestrom at 1-0 with goal line at 3.5
>put my whole winnings on it
>Lillestrom score two quick goals
>panic and cash out for £6

>Retirement age is 67

>tfw won't get pension
gotta save money like a jew

Just got given a bj with a condom on lads

waste of a blow job tbf

>goes on to finish 2-1

> tfw the missus just gave me this

what's the 5th one?

3d gf

not even once!

You cropped out the part where she says she's going to fuck you with a strap on you sad excuse for a man.

@T4tW

I know previously you said to make NFL lines before looking at bookie lines

How much of a discrepancy between your and their lines would necessitate a bet?

Test

You're not banned friendo

V happy with that. Janny so kind.

Need someone to lend me £404 x

whats your paypal?

[email protected]

sent

WOW thanks pal x

no problem buddy, come into a dece amount of money recently so dont mind :)

>Talking to yourself

>not believing in /bet/

there are some nice people on here, glad to call them my friends.

kys please

Who /waitingonNFLtips/ here

r8

This desu.

...

the line for Pats - Texans moved. from pats +1.5 to texans +1.5

should I bet on texans +1.5 ?

yes.
Osweiler is money

Official /bet/ acca is still intact, tears if you are not on!!

oh shit, Cred Forums is shutting down for good it seems...

We're being moved to discord lads...

link?

Why what's happening

twitter.com/Cred Forums

also adds are gone from top and bottom of the boards

If my acca wins can I join the discord?

We're just joking about the American stuff m8. Here : discord.gg/5J6ab

>not having adblock

have sex

Absolutely, im personally taking Texans -9.5

Pmsl, post slip

My japenese boys almost did it last night, crazy lil fuckers!

Anybody on red sox again tonight? Might be the night Baltimore wins one.

One sec, i can only get -7.5

0 pints: It's a no bet game.

3 pints: Houston probably should be favs. Might be worth a small go.

6 pints: Let's have the fucking lot on.

can someone repost

gud

This better be goff

Why does Nick Goff speak like he's posting on /bet/

Because I am.

Popped a cheeky little bet on this. If this doesn't come through, you owe me.

Enjoy losing money. Pats win outright

so conflicted

I guess we will see won't we, bud.

31-12 Texans

When in doubt, going overs might be the way.

Pats will be lucky to score two tds. Dont trust a 3rd string black QB on 4 days notice against arguably the 2nd best pass rush in the NFL.

Discord so comfy

please

How thick can you get. It gets posted every thread.

the line is +1 texans you fucking tard

Probably on a alternate line with 3.00 odds

it gets invalidated after one invite

I took an alternate spread friendo, calm down.

Kek pls bless me with 2 (Two) Sao Paulo goals.

Need something wild to spend my last quid in my account on

Will bet on literally anything

can you just post the invite

bet on yourself and ultimately you will win

discord.gg/HAVESEX

But Newcastle to win is shit odds and if we lose I'm down money and I'll want to die

bet on yourself to have sex then have sex (please)

bet on the patriots so you can bully this canadian if you win

tottenham to win the league

free money

rude

Houston Astros are losing atm you better not have fucked me

>he didn't bet the over on clemson
pmsl

>50 bitcoins
what did you actually bet

discordapp.com/invite/0z5FKenGSBLokq4s

>ben on overs
>no goals in first 20 minutes

Unlucky for ben

chill lad

god I hate Cred Forums and their ironic naming conventions

How many canadians you got in there?

No idea how I hit n instead of t. Embarrassed desu.

Lad, pls tell Sao Paulo to score.

Not enough

>discordapp.com/invite/0z5FKenGSBLokq4s
>this fucking elitism

fuck off and give me the invite

perhaps in the second half m8, juventude are playing a very compact football

Juventude - São Paulo
First to score 7 corners: SP @1.50

>Texans backers

embarrassing

>Juventude score
>it's ruled offside
FUCK

are you on match overs or são paulo overs?

Match overs.

Https://discordapp.com/invite/h7dh7sh0

Here you retarded Aussie.

stop sending expired invites pmsl

well, if são paulo scores, juventude will
1) get really fucking mad and tie the match
2) back the fuck up and hold possession for the rest of the game

It was a fake Pmsl

Https://discordapp.com/invite/J1ht3F9s01

>Https://discordapp.com/invite/J1ht3F9s01
having fun lid? x

Discord so WORLD

Ronaldinho SURREAL

strange little men

The discord doesn't exist. Just some strange men.

On my HANDS and KNEES for a second Sao Paulo goal.

Granted.

Don't you tease me you fucking LEAF.

WON

Now

>they can get seven corners but cant score two goals

...

tybjuventude

Fuck you.

on dodgers -1.5

small

don't get mad at me, I was expecting a tie with goals in this match

Do you know any local hitmen I can hire?
How much will it cost to kill the entire Sao Paulo team?

It would be a lot cheaper for you to just have sex.

well, since this game was a shamefur dispray for the paulista side, São Paulo's hooligans will take care of the players

I tried meme magic bro but it just wasnt meant to happen.

God give them strength.

I appreciate your efforts, leafbro.

A bit early but I'll kms later

TEARS

Absolutely pmsl