>0 (zero) wins
>0 (zero) goals
>schalke
Do you think they have a chance against mighty Köln who have a shot at first place today?
>0 (zero) wins
>0 (zero) goals
>schalke
Do you think they have a chance against mighty Köln who have a shot at first place today?
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*autosages*
>Shulke
Today will kickstart Schalke's season.
I predict 2-1
Congrats on the digits
hehehe
>Today will kickstart Schalke's season.
But >Schalke fans have been saying that for years.
>falling for the Embolo meme
>schalke
Weinzierl and Heidel know what they are doing familia.
>mighty Köln
This is why I come back to Cred Forums
bayern matchthread btw
>anybody at schalke knowing what their doing
They promised everything will change ;_;
we will post here
Can Hertha win a point?
I sure hope so
>He didn't vote for the AfD
I think so. Buyern didn't looke great against >Schalke and Ingolshit so they might struggle against a solid team.
Should I watch >schalke - köln or hertha - bayern m8s?
Dortmund fan btw
Gladbach + Konferenz.
Maybe change to >Schalke once Köln starts shitting on them.
Schalke has lost the last two games against Hertha.
I think people missed my post in the original thread due to the confusion (it didn't get any replies), so here goes again:
Five Danish starters tonight, for those keeping count.
>muller in charge of scoring goals
hello???????????
Some nice pressing from Hertha.
>Mong Bagdach
>fire skripnik
>start scoring goals
wew, never expected this
you now remember how /bundes/ shitters didn't rate Werner.
AC
Poulsen
Sorenson
Lossl
???? ?
Tisserand
Vestergård
German
Shouldn't that make Yussuf Tanzanian
>le cum inside child man dabs
Looks like he wants to move to the EPL and is trying to increase his value.
>dabs
why are french so obsessed with this?
webm of ribery dab pls
He is literally not the cut inside man.
It's more about cultural pulling power imo
German > Danish
Danish > Tanzanian
>German "culture"
>werder in the lead
holy shit have they finally returned from the dead?
They all want to be Pogba.
a waste of money?
Last time I checked it was a German that gave you enlightenment
>mfw HIV on the last place
Yes, make a shitton of money without doing anything.
Last time I checked he lost his head
Not so enlightened when your brain is severed from your spine or however it works, eh
Who can realistically stop Red Bull?
Poor Caroline :(
Relentless Leipzig
Pervitin Sachsenhausen
SCHALKE
SCHEISSE NULL VIER
>schalke
ahahaha
>Schalke
...
>schlacke
For 120s >Schalke thought they might win this.
...
SCHAAAALKEEE
NUUUUUUHL FIEEEEER
Eternal
>Schalke
To me it looked like a leprechaun, to me.
at least schalke scored this time
>Schalke
I want to know where the gold lay.
I want the gold.
Give me the gold, I want the gold.
...
Who else seen the leprechaun say yea!
>Leipzig on second
>H """MUUUHH HERITAGE"""" SV on last
Do HSV supporters even dare to post at this on this board anymore?
NUR DER HSV
Labadia on suicide watch.
LITERALLY TOP KEK AT GLADBACH
HAHAHAHA
damn that was close
what's with the shit pitch in the aa?
was the same last week
fucking embarrassing
Something about fungus on the pitch.
FUCK THIS CORRUPT SHIT
HOLY FUCK
SCANDAL OF THE CENTURY
>modeste is considered a good striker in germany
HAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED YOU REF NIGGER
>HAVE TO SCORE THREE TIMES FOR 1 GOAL BECAUSE GERMAN FOOTBALL IS SO CORRUPTED
KEKEKEKEK
holy shit kyouko neck yourself already
REGIE PLS
>SHOWING REPLAYS FOR DAYS WHILE THE TEAM SCORES A GOAL
also why the fuck are there 3 /bundes/ match threads you fags
HAHAHAHAHA
this is Schalke vs Köln, leave the thread if you want to discuss your customer event.
>cuts inside
BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN
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no really, consider suicide. it's always a solution.
>cutcutcut
LCIM
LCIM
>polack is clearly offside
>''le faggot ref stole our goal'''
>specialist in pens
>m-muh charles
>Neverkusen
>buyern bandwagoners ruining bundes as usual
no wonder it's on autosage
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH CUTTING INSIDE
Der Mann der nach innen schneidete!
See Stay in your containment thread.
>MIMIMIMIMIMI
BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN BAYERN
Are you okay dude?
especially for obese ugly cunts like you.
buyern customers are funny lol
/bundes/ is on autosage because faggots like those bandwagoners keep talking about porn and shitty reality tv shows like Big Brother or Frauentausch in them. That and other Hartz 4 TV shit like Schlag den Star
Jesus Christ Neverkusen...
POHJANPALO
>being this fucking mad at the best team in the universe
literally top kek my dudes
remember: down the road, not across the street.
remember: don't cry too much, faggot
You didn't even want to be here you attention whore.
DANGER
A
N
G
E
R
GHAHAHAHAHA
>SCHALKE
>SCHALKE
>SCHALKE
>Schalke
You were saying?
>Schalke
>SCHALKE
>SCHALALALKE
>schalke
>Schlacke
HAHAHAHA
>SHITKE
>Schalke
>FC Schalke 04 Gelsenkirchen
oh my god schalke even werder is winning now hahaha
You guys are retards, holy shit. Neinhold literally mocked you yesterday and posted the trip again and you guys keep falling for it, giving him easy (you)s.
#Lr_@7%^y
They really are the gift that keeps on giving.
>Schalke
eheheh
>lots of fouls in the red bull game
who woulda thunk with this faggot in charge
le verkusen is good meme kek
>SCHALKE
GAHAHAHAHAHA
THE CITY OF SCHALKE
>FC SCHALKE 04
>SCHALKE
nice lies
don't use that trip, it will get your permabanned
RATE MY OC
>Schalke
oh my fuck that defending
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>implying anyone thought that was actually Kyouko
The slurs alone gave it away.
DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP
racist
Monggladshit, fuck off
>Schalke
>worse than HIV and Fischköppe Bremen
>Schalkeeeeeeee
>Bremen
schalke is in last place right?
Last three.
>16. HIV
>17. Bremen
>18. Schalke
...
yes, only team with literally zero (0) points
Losing my bet bc of Schalke. How much of a noob am i?
>Köln is 2nd place right now
wew
the real Kyouko killed himself 2 years ago when Herman trolled him too much and closed down Kyouko's subreddit by hacking into it
all praise Herman
>Schalke-"Fans" already left Stadium
fuck off
wellp there goes bremen's first win
>YFW EVEN BREMEN HAS MORE POINTS THAN >SCHALKE
Why would you bet on >Schalke?
>points
They only have one point though
another easy win and 3 points
lonely at the top
this league is just shit
Frankfurt is on the fourth place
>ever betting on >Schalke
>How much of a noob am i?
Inexcusable. There are a few rules to betting
>Never bet on women's tennis
>Never bet on >Schalke
>No matter how their respective forms are, never bet against Wawrinka when he's playing Djokovic
Oh fuck, I spoke too soon
>Bremen
>Bremen
>Schalke
>Bremen
>Schalke
>WERDER
AHAHAHAHA
>Werder
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>Schalke
saved by
>Fischköppe
just end this 2 clubs right now
I've bet on most serie a matches and getting them, added a couple foreign matches for the stakes. I thought schalke would win at home against fucking koln. Yeah, I'm not up to date with bundesliga apparently
Thank you based >Schalke.
fuck off
>against fucking koln
Köln is good though
kek
2nd Bundes will be pretty good with all these Traditionsvereine.
>he actually bet on >Schalke to win
Aren't they an elevator team?
>Keller is holding us back la
>di Matteo is a proven champion
>#draxler2018
>royal blue
>Tuchel next year
>Heidel/Weinzierl dream team
>No player is worth 50 mil
no, Stöger's team is pretty solid
Meanwhile Keller is on course to get to the BL.
barcelona vs atletico madrid time
Fucking Keller, he never got what he deserves even though he really is kinda wierd.
keller deserves a swift death
...
dumb frogposter
Mfw this season
>Man U
So my Schalke prediction was right. The crisis continues unabated
youtu.be
it's time for Sportschau
What did he mean by this
this desu, got any more effzeh paypays?
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>unironically playing Baba Black Shite
No wonder Schalke lost desu
Baba is a very capable leftback if used correctly
>Just came back from work
>Check the results
>EffZeh won 3:1
>mfw we're on 2nd place
Meme magic is on our side this season.
just kidding
but a cheeky EL spot would be nice
it's not going to happen though
:(
Of course it is
Stöger looks pretty wasted desu.
>Brits still celebrating a meaningless qualifier win that was over 15 years ago
You people are the gift that keeps on giving.
Eh... I wouldn't be to sure about that. Despite their bad form, clubs like Mainz, >schalke, Wolfsburg and Hertha still are the clubs to beat if you aiming for an EL spot.
Are you already asleep?
nah watching the maischberger
I'm watching la liga
okay
Really, really looking forward to whatever football is on tomorrow. Maybe a Superliga game, who knows
Watched All About Eve. Just finished a minute ago.
watch Not vs Elend tomorrow
Okay I figured out what it is. No I'm not watching that one.
which game are you talking about?
Pauli vs 1860
How do we fix >Schalke lads?
thanks
I meant the Kotayk Abovyan - Shirak Gyumri match
You did not. But it could have fit SonderjyskE - OB
If Heidel and Weinzierl can't get the >schalke out of Schalke, no one can tßh.
>You did not
True
Who Ururu Ararat here?
not even the best team in Yerevan
DELET!
>tfw Alashkert actually won the league
>ururus ararat
Why do Armenians hate palindromes so much?
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իրոք, ստիպում է քեզ մտածել.
good night
night
good night
good morning
good morning
When is Weinzierl going to get sacked?
A fuckin Bazi cunt doesn't work in the civilized part of Germany ffs.
read
Fuck off quote poster, no one reads your shit.
read
>HSV wants to fire Labbadia
>its his last chance vs Buyern
WEW
Moin
Good essay from Honigstein
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