Schalke vs Köln + rest

>0 (zero) wins
>0 (zero) goals
>schalke

Do you think they have a chance against mighty Köln who have a shot at first place today?

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*autosages*

>Shulke

Today will kickstart Schalke's season.
I predict 2-1

Congrats on the digits

hehehe

>Today will kickstart Schalke's season.

But >Schalke fans have been saying that for years.

>falling for the Embolo meme

>schalke

Weinzierl and Heidel know what they are doing familia.

>mighty Köln

This is why I come back to Cred Forums

bayern matchthread btw

>anybody at schalke knowing what their doing

They promised everything will change ;_;

we will post here

Can Hertha win a point?

I sure hope so

>He didn't vote for the AfD

I think so. Buyern didn't looke great against >Schalke and Ingolshit so they might struggle against a solid team.

Should I watch >schalke - köln or hertha - bayern m8s?
Dortmund fan btw

Gladbach + Konferenz.

Maybe change to >Schalke once Köln starts shitting on them.

Schalke has lost the last two games against Hertha.

I think people missed my post in the original thread due to the confusion (it didn't get any replies), so here goes again:

Five Danish starters tonight, for those keeping count.

>muller in charge of scoring goals

hello???????????

Some nice pressing from Hertha.

>Mong Bagdach

>fire skripnik
>start scoring goals

wew, never expected this

you now remember how /bundes/ shitters didn't rate Werner.

AC
Poulsen
Sorenson
Lossl
???? ?

Tisserand

Vestergård

German

Shouldn't that make Yussuf Tanzanian

>le cum inside child man dabs

Looks like he wants to move to the EPL and is trying to increase his value.

>dabs

why are french so obsessed with this?

webm of ribery dab pls

He is literally not the cut inside man.

It's more about cultural pulling power imo
German > Danish
Danish > Tanzanian

>German "culture"

>werder in the lead

holy shit have they finally returned from the dead?

They all want to be Pogba.

a waste of money?

Last time I checked it was a German that gave you enlightenment

>mfw HIV on the last place

Yes, make a shitton of money without doing anything.

Last time I checked he lost his head

Not so enlightened when your brain is severed from your spine or however it works, eh

Who can realistically stop Red Bull?

Poor Caroline :(

Relentless Leipzig

Pervitin Sachsenhausen

SCHALKE

SCHEISSE NULL VIER

>schalke

ahahaha

>Schalke

...

>schlacke

For 120s >Schalke thought they might win this.

...

SCHAAAALKEEE

NUUUUUUHL FIEEEEER

Eternal
>Schalke

To me it looked like a leprechaun, to me.

at least schalke scored this time

>Schalke

I want to know where the gold lay.
I want the gold.
Give me the gold, I want the gold.

...

Who else seen the leprechaun say yea!

>Leipzig on second
>H """MUUUHH HERITAGE"""" SV on last

Do HSV supporters even dare to post at this on this board anymore?

NUR DER HSV

Labadia on suicide watch.

LITERALLY TOP KEK AT GLADBACH

HAHAHAHA

damn that was close

what's with the shit pitch in the aa?

was the same last week

fucking embarrassing

Something about fungus on the pitch.

FUCK THIS CORRUPT SHIT

HOLY FUCK

SCANDAL OF THE CENTURY

>modeste is considered a good striker in germany

HAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED YOU REF NIGGER

>HAVE TO SCORE THREE TIMES FOR 1 GOAL BECAUSE GERMAN FOOTBALL IS SO CORRUPTED

KEKEKEKEK

holy shit kyouko neck yourself already

REGIE PLS
>SHOWING REPLAYS FOR DAYS WHILE THE TEAM SCORES A GOAL

also why the fuck are there 3 /bundes/ match threads you fags

HAHAHAHAHA

this is Schalke vs Köln, leave the thread if you want to discuss your customer event.

>cuts inside

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no really, consider suicide. it's always a solution.

>cutcutcut

LCIM

LCIM

>polack is clearly offside
>''le faggot ref stole our goal'''

>specialist in pens
>m-muh charles

>Neverkusen

>buyern bandwagoners ruining bundes as usual
no wonder it's on autosage

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH CUTTING INSIDE

Der Mann der nach innen schneidete!

See Stay in your containment thread.

>MIMIMIMIMIMI

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Are you okay dude?

especially for obese ugly cunts like you.

buyern customers are funny lol

/bundes/ is on autosage because faggots like those bandwagoners keep talking about porn and shitty reality tv shows like Big Brother or Frauentausch in them. That and other Hartz 4 TV shit like Schlag den Star

Jesus Christ Neverkusen...

POHJANPALO

>being this fucking mad at the best team in the universe

literally top kek my dudes

remember: down the road, not across the street.

remember: don't cry too much, faggot

You didn't even want to be here you attention whore.

DANGER
A
N
G
E
R

GHAHAHAHAHA

>SCHALKE

>SCHALKE

>SCHALKE

>Schalke

You were saying?

>Schalke

>SCHALKE

>SCHALALALKE

>schalke

>Schlacke

HAHAHAHA
>SHITKE

>Schalke

>FC Schalke 04 Gelsenkirchen

oh my god schalke even werder is winning now hahaha

You guys are retards, holy shit. Neinhold literally mocked you yesterday and posted the trip again and you guys keep falling for it, giving him easy (you)s.
#Lr_@7%^y

They really are the gift that keeps on giving.

>Schalke

eheheh

>lots of fouls in the red bull game

who woulda thunk with this faggot in charge

le verkusen is good meme kek

>SCHALKE

GAHAHAHAHAHA

THE CITY OF SCHALKE

>FC SCHALKE 04

>SCHALKE

nice lies

don't use that trip, it will get your permabanned

RATE MY OC

>Schalke

oh my fuck that defending

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>implying anyone thought that was actually Kyouko
The slurs alone gave it away.

DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP DÖP

racist

Monggladshit, fuck off

>Schalke

>worse than HIV and Fischköppe Bremen

>Schalkeeeeeeee

>Bremen

schalke is in last place right?

Last three.

>16. HIV
>17. Bremen
>18. Schalke

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yes, only team with literally zero (0) points

Losing my bet bc of Schalke. How much of a noob am i?

>Köln is 2nd place right now

wew

the real Kyouko killed himself 2 years ago when Herman trolled him too much and closed down Kyouko's subreddit by hacking into it
all praise Herman

>Schalke-"Fans" already left Stadium

fuck off

wellp there goes bremen's first win

>YFW EVEN BREMEN HAS MORE POINTS THAN >SCHALKE

Why would you bet on >Schalke?

>points
They only have one point though

another easy win and 3 points

lonely at the top

this league is just shit

Frankfurt is on the fourth place

>ever betting on >Schalke

>How much of a noob am i?
Inexcusable. There are a few rules to betting
>Never bet on women's tennis
>Never bet on >Schalke
>No matter how their respective forms are, never bet against Wawrinka when he's playing Djokovic

Oh fuck, I spoke too soon

>Bremen

>Bremen

>Schalke

>Bremen

>Schalke

>WERDER
AHAHAHAHA

>Werder
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>Schalke

saved by

>Fischköppe

just end this 2 clubs right now

I've bet on most serie a matches and getting them, added a couple foreign matches for the stakes. I thought schalke would win at home against fucking koln. Yeah, I'm not up to date with bundesliga apparently

Thank you based >Schalke.

fuck off

>against fucking koln
Köln is good though

kek

2nd Bundes will be pretty good with all these Traditionsvereine.

>he actually bet on >Schalke to win

Aren't they an elevator team?

>Keller is holding us back la
>di Matteo is a proven champion
>#draxler2018
>royal blue
>Tuchel next year
>Heidel/Weinzierl dream team
>No player is worth 50 mil

no, Stöger's team is pretty solid

Meanwhile Keller is on course to get to the BL.

barcelona vs atletico madrid time

Fucking Keller, he never got what he deserves even though he really is kinda wierd.

keller deserves a swift death

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dumb frogposter

Mfw this season

>Man U

So my Schalke prediction was right. The crisis continues unabated
youtu.be/cARj5-UE2Lc

it's time for Sportschau

What did he mean by this

this desu, got any more effzeh paypays?

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>unironically playing Baba Black Shite

No wonder Schalke lost desu

Baba is a very capable leftback if used correctly

>Just came back from work
>Check the results
>EffZeh won 3:1
>mfw we're on 2nd place

Meme magic is on our side this season.
just kidding
but a cheeky EL spot would be nice
it's not going to happen though
:(

Of course it is

youtube.com/watch?v=WJ0uIKjommQ

Stöger looks pretty wasted desu.

>Brits still celebrating a meaningless qualifier win that was over 15 years ago
You people are the gift that keeps on giving.

Eh... I wouldn't be to sure about that. Despite their bad form, clubs like Mainz, >schalke, Wolfsburg and Hertha still are the clubs to beat if you aiming for an EL spot.

Are you already asleep?

nah watching the maischberger

I'm watching la liga

okay

Really, really looking forward to whatever football is on tomorrow. Maybe a Superliga game, who knows


Watched All About Eve. Just finished a minute ago.

watch Not vs Elend tomorrow

Okay I figured out what it is. No I'm not watching that one.

which game are you talking about?

Pauli vs 1860

How do we fix >Schalke lads?

thanks

I meant the Kotayk Abovyan - Shirak Gyumri match

You did not. But it could have fit SonderjyskE - OB

If Heidel and Weinzierl can't get the >schalke out of Schalke, no one can tßh.

>You did not
True

Who Ururu Ararat here?

not even the best team in Yerevan

DELET!

>tfw Alashkert actually won the league

>ururus ararat
Why do Armenians hate palindromes so much?

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իրոք, ստիպում է քեզ մտածել.

good night

night

good night

good morning

good morning

When is Weinzierl going to get sacked?
A fuckin Bazi cunt doesn't work in the civilized part of Germany ffs.

read

Fuck off quote poster, no one reads your shit.

read

>HSV wants to fire Labbadia
>its his last chance vs Buyern

WEW

Moin

Good essay from Honigstein
redbulletin.com/int/de/sports/warum-fussball-keine-unterhaltung-ist

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