Northampton vs Man Utd match thread 1

Northampton: Smith, Moloney, Buchanan, Diamond, Zakuani, Revell, Gorre, McCourt, Hoskins, Beautyman, Taylor

Subs: Cornell, Byrom, Richards, Potter, Sonupe, O'Toole, Nyatanga

Man Utd: Romero, Fosu-Mensah, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Memphis, Herrera, Young, Rooney

Subs: Johnstone, Darmian, Fellaini, Lingard, Mata, Rashford, Ibrahimovic

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post >yfw manure lose

It was the ice on the runway...

>de gay

>the gay

>tfw ABU
2bh Poonited will still win this

what are the best streaming sites nowadays? ever since we get epl on nbc i havent needed one...

Just bet on Depay FGS. #shrewd

wow rooney as a 9 and herrera as a 10 that's very interesting

would prefer lingard to open except young

but where the fuck is micki tarian

mourinho can't win here

if he plays his best team people will laugh and say he's desperate for the milk cup and his players will be tired

if he plays a weak team they risk capitulating again

probably still injured, they said he'd be out for 10 days

Was going to greentext Rojo but then I saw somebody worse

>Rooney

The game is streamed on BeIN sports website if your cable company carries it. Otherwise, I think you can sign up for a free trial to BeIN online for 24 hours and watch it today.

>rooney
>still
Wew lad.

the age of rooney will never end

Honestly, I'm a staunch ABU but I hope United win and Rooney dominates like the class player he is so the fuccboi fanbase has to stop scapegoating him.

I just hope he won't be kagawa 2.0
excuses like
>he's injured
>he's not fit enough to play every week in the premier league
>he doesn't fit the system
he flopped and it's a shame because he could've been the red david silva

Reddit soccer streams m8

Man Utd: Romero, Fosu-Mensah, Smalling, Blind, Rojo, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Memphis, Herrera, Young, Rooney

>that lineup

Even in a game like this Mourinho still doesn't start any youth players. Unbelievable.

R
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Soccer streams.

>Beautyman

>Fosu Mensah

>jose dropped the poo

Mou gonna crash this club
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
Inb4 muh Munich

all the ones worth something have been loaned
fosu-mensah is starting

fosu-mensah m8

>rppney

Why did he drop Pobga and not Rooney? Why is he playing TFM at right back and Darmian is on the bench?

Oh sorry, 1 youth player in the entire 18 against a non-league side.

>Poogba literally not in the team
>Rppmey not only starting, but playing as a striker

oh my kek

>in the entire 18
Forgetting Rashford, Johnstone and Lingard then?

Quit embarrassing yourself

> tfw an actual /lifelong/ Cobblers fan.
> Care more about the Peterborough game in a few weeks than this tonight.

Ground will be full of plastics only there for Manure and I'll be stuck listening via radio at work. Let's be honest, Town have a reasonable defence but at the moment they are offering absolutely no threat going forward against League 1 teams. If the defence plays its arse off then maybe a decent Matty Taylor set piece could do it for us, but in reality I just hope the slaughter isn't too bad. Up the Teyn!

>This was supposed to be a confidence builder for Pogba
>Not even on the bench

which youth player do you think needs to start?

because he's going to drop rooney at the weekend

>no Trashford
>no Memetial

They're first teamers, and I just googled Lingard and he's 23 lel

don't you have like 3 defeats in 2016?

it'll probably be closer than you might think

>Lingard

will be 24 in december

but memepiss, destroyer of midgetland is here
the perfect game for him to shine

>mfw

they will win today though, giving them a small boost before crashing down even more dramatically back in the league. >moyes Part 2: The >mouyesening keeps unfolding delectably

>yfw pep is also a GOAT pianist on top of being a GOAT manager
youtube.com/watch?v=Y20NAjzJ9mU

>rooney playing now means he wont play v lelcester
PLEASE

dubs and Manure lose

>scuffs two tap ins against borderline part timers
>"and THAT is why you ALWAYS start Wayne Rooney"
I can see it now REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

shall we hope he gets injured then

4-3-3 neat

DELET

let me help you

Maureen cries for his mommy live on tv

Rooney getting dropped at the weekend.

IT'S HAPPENING

T I M B O
I
M
B
O

>mfw rooney gets dropped and you're still shit

>pep moonlights as a jazz pianist

what can't this man do

he might've even been able to fix manure lmao

...

yfw it all clicks against Leicester

>Dwayne "The Engine" Ronney getting dropped

didn't know harvey from lost was a united fan

Dubs have spoken

>wfw

>a literal cuck

Liverpool players are so pathetic.

>Rooney doesn't start v Leicester
>Mourinho still insists on playing Pogba in a 2 with Fellaini
>1-0 after 60 minutes
>Rooney comes on
>Finishes 1-1, not because of Rooney
>He never gets dropped again

Remember this post.

please let this be b8 and not newfaggotri

>mfw the foxes win

Hehe so cloes Cred Forumsro it wud have been so epic if u got teh dubziez hehe xP

>harvey from lost

>utd are playing a better midfield here than they did against city

makes me think

>de geyes

>yfw they still lose

...

fuck me I mistyped on a malaysian middle aged man bashing autism program

Not even United and Maureen are capable of losing this, it's a shame they got lucky with the draw

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Joe cole.... Just....

>mk dons 4 - 0

if memphis is still shit today he's finished imo

United 2 Norry 2
Rppney with 1 goal herrera with 1
conceded 2 corner goals from the whos

>if

let me fix your sentence:
>memphis is still shit. Today he's finished

Did you see that state of that XI though?

Fuck me, I just spent 5 minutes researching this.

The similarity is uncanny.

Joe cole for englel...

>You now remember Man United fans genuinely thought Depay would be better than Firmino

Wait, Carrick is still alive? Why hasn't he been starting ahead of that mong Fellaini then?

acestream?

>Paying 20m+ for a non-dabbing caramel andy cook

>tfw ABU
>tfw Manure lose
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The greatest Valencia manager ever

>Phil Neville

Aaaaaaaand mute.

even tho i dont rate pogba, why not start him against literal shit teams to raise his confidence?

>goals

Holy shit Jose.

Rooney is so fucked.

can't blame them really. memepiss had a great world cup and followed it with a over 20 goals season.

the lad is still only 22 though and clearly talented. he still got a lot of potential

america was a mistake

>goals

lmao he's already in 'last days in the bunker' mode

What do you you expect from your striker this evening?

What a dumb question.

Fuck you Phil Neville

Stop defending the cunt.

How's the match been so far?

That matt taylor isn't the one who was top goal scorer last season is it?

There's a better one at Bristol Rovers?

Nah he was at Burnley last season

...

Ready for 90 mins of bus parking?

Typical united

so far so good, united still holding on

Nice comparison

Is bloodzeed a shit for everyone else?

bloodzeed has always been shit, fucker buffers at the worst times.

switch to a russian acestream like i did

inb4
>Northampton win a throw
>fans start chanting "WHO ARE YA"

>yfw rooney scores 4 and breaks the record tonight

>Beware a wounded Mahchester United
Kek they were wounded before the last 2 games. How did that turn out?

>we support our local team

the chant that is without fail sung by fans who are attending their first game in at least 5 years

is there any chance /sp ?

Lol just wiki'd them

one had 27 goals last year the other had 4.

the "good" one has 52 goals in 99 games but only scored 3 in his first 18 so make that 49 in 71 which is pretty good

Shot on target, Rooney back in form

link?

typical mouyes desu

>i would like to play a 4-2-3-1

ok here is pogba and rooney btw you have to play them every game

>just fuck my mouyes up

northampton playing with such a small club mentality

>rooney not taking corners

thank fuck

rooney is so shit

maureen putting out a shit team so he has an excuse when he loses

He has 0 excuses

fuck i forgot romero was still at united

what a fucking waste

>ROONEY

>Rooney
Kek

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Rooney

You useless cunt

Herrera is United's best field player atm

>pooney

>rppney

>Rppmey

Whenever I start to feel sorry for Rooney I just remember that he earns £15m/year

AAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAH

>Rooney

FUCKING ROONEY GOOD JOB

>SHITney

what did i just miss?

>ripney

you missed the net wayne

rooney missing from 5 yards out

>northampton playing with such a small club mentality
i wonder why,,,

Rooney dribbled past the keeper and missed an open goal from 3 yards out

>Rojo

cheers la's

just sell everyone who's names begin with RO

no

>ibra and fellaini joking in the background

haha so funny being wastes of space in a historic club

7,600 capacity and they didn't even sell out last season when they lifted the league trophy

>memephis gets a hat trick
>confident returns
>good player again?

t. customer

rojo is the argentine ali dia

inb4 rooney scores, shushes the northampton fans and gets slated by the media for not being classy enough

Man United totally dominating. They are well and truly back.

People said that after the might Bruge and Migdetland
0 chance lad

>he doesnt rate fellaini

No

not even a united customer but watching rooney is genuinely upsetting me

wishes the manure fan for the 18th time in the last year

inb4 rooney scores a tapin and 'silences the critics'

He scored a hattrick against Brugge last season and he was still dog shit the rest of the season

t. rooney fan

>le clumsy elbow throwing man

strawpoll.me/11273258

>crushed the mighty brugge lad
>next ronaldo lad
>he'll come good lad

only scored twice actually

Herrera looks good as an AMC

How many fucking players do United have fighting for that role?

>tfw brought a 1.4 astra 5dr for 2500

did i do good lads?

>strawpoll.me/11273258
what the fuck do you think we are watching you fucking retard

>you now remember Memphis Depay exist

JUST

>3 (three) Dutch players
>actually falling for it

DON'T DO IT, EVER. DON'T BUY DUTCH PLAYERS!! IT'S ASKING FOR TROUBLE.

> Back pass

Fucking non-league

>Singing "Champions of England, you'll never sing that"
>To fucking NORTHAMPTON

Thought Liverpoo were the ones stuck in the pass lads?

for 1k more you could have had a tidy civic type r

holy shit Utd suck LMFAO

All I see is Herrera building up plays to see them squandered by Rojo and the pack of niggers wearing Utd kits

rooney, pogba, herrera, mata and mkhitaryan

>indirect free kick
it's like christmas, come's around once a year

>play shitty league 1 side
>hit over 9000 crosses a minute instead of just passing through or dribbling around their crap defenders

its really like moyes all over again, why do they keep hitting crosses into pooney like he's a fucking target man?

Everyone loves an indirect freekick.

what year blud?

REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL REF BALL

da fuck lol

herrera, mata, mkhitaryan, pogba, rooney (lol)

>that retarded keeper

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2008 done 50k 2 previous owners

Just like holland, united are still living in 2010

CARRICKKKK

fucking rooney only thing he can do is complain about shit

kek backpass

fuck is all this backpass bs?

brilliant carrick.

CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK CARRICK

David Rudisha is a doper

CARRICK
A
R
R
I
C
K

he's still world class la, should be club captain

Let's be honest, >Mouyes will almost certainly win this one. But what great joy and shitposting would a United defeat bring upon us.

>there isn't even a man city match thread

kek, small shit club

>rooney "assist"

he's starting another 15 games lads

most retarded rule

Rooney assist

nice shot
he is still old and done

love how the home fans got shut the fuck up

...

Referee confirmed for getting blown by Mourinho at half time.

who will be best remembered in 500 years time:

adam smith the philosopher, or the current northampton goalkeeper of the same name who was once filmed taking part in a racist orgy?

The Bane of Brugge.

Full Time Plumbers' greatest fear.

The Destroyer of Northampton

THE ONE AND ONLY MEMEPISS THEPIE

>Roshaun Williams
He's the future of the club, mate

Is there literally anything in football more universally loved than an indirect freekick in the box?

>rojo

can we all agree that indirect free kicks in the box are a meme and shouldn't exist? it should either be a direct free kick or a penalty

Manchester United losing

The Bournemouth one.

not much of a fight when rooney automatically starts there errytime is there lad

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Watching your goalkeeper getting rimjopbs off of Thai hookers

>Commentators creaming themselves over everything Carrick does

Getting on my nerves chaps.

a 40 yard blooter

carrick is way better then rooney , id rather him as England captain then that poatato head mong

him and the northampton keeper are the same person

don't tell anyone

You should listen to Martin Tyler and Adam Smith cumming over the massive "box office" Man utd players like Pogba and Ibra

would like him to start more games desu

him, herrera and pogba in midfield would be tasty but it'll probably never happen

>"Beautyman"
>he's not actually beautiful

>carrick
>rooney
>ibra

are they trying to win some kind of world has beens award

fucking hate lower league teams fans they are so shit

its either "we support our local team" or ironic cheering before their team gets BTFO

wow, united is fucking shit

>cojo

only spanish speakers will get that joke

pogba is shit mate sorry

SAY MY NAME

Rooney doesn't actually get an assist for that does he?

t. customer #5678842

>ooooOOOOOHHHH YOU'RE SHIT AHHHH

literally the worst, it's been sneaking into the PL too

bikes

>him, herrera and pogba
lel, who will defend?

its like a shit version of the puto one the hispanics use

>"we support our local team"

Funny when they sing that seeing as their ground is only a quarter full in normal league games

wanted a 5dr desu

>le customer meme
stay in /bundes/

carrick and herrera. if not carrick, then blind.

we lost the receipt unfortunately m8

pogba

>No fun allowed

Leicester have been doing it for decades mate. Only big clubs do it now.

rustled
you are nothing but a wallet to manchester united PLC

navixsport

best one la!.

kek

How the fuck did that not win goal of the tournament

rooney STILL going deep to get the ball FFS

United is back, we are witnessing history before our eyes

rustled
you are nothing but a wallet to manchester united PLC

That fucking Robson Kanu goal won purely because of the Wales hype train

rooney is dropping very deep

>Carrick being really with neat deep passes
>still not an option with Schneiderling or Herrera to mid with Pogba

Man, I love ManU but fuck Mou do something already

this is woeful

is young upfront or rooney?

Much prefer the "sssssssssh" then silence followed by a loud shout from everyone as the ball is kicked.

Remember it getting to a Wigan keeper everytime. He hoofed it to the left off the pitch every kick

Honestly, this crowd and stadium seems nice and comfy. Would attend a cheeky match there.

yes

>over 500 lamborghini huracans for the coco ciaran clark

watching this i reckon rooney could do a job for mk dons, looks like a tidy passer

>rppmey

> Rooney

End this meme

ROONEY STILL CAN'T SCORE HAHHAHHAHHHAHA

fuck that would have been brilliant

Don't

btfo by fosu mensah there desu

northampton fans fucking zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

can't keep my eyes off this mesmerising play
are united, dare I say it, back?

lmao he still almost missed

>pooney

>POONEY

>dat rooney poaching ability and reflexes

based

Why the fuck would mourinho prefer rojo to luke shaw? he sucks.

>rppney

dropped when?

He didn't mean to do that cross

we really need to invest some money into this squad, who should we buy in january? i'm thinking bale muller and lewandowski, possibly hummels as well

old is upfront

still static as fuck and unable to break defensive units
all herrera does is rash tackles and carrick is a soft cunt, he doesn't even defend anymore

Why the fuck aren't they playing rashford? He would knock like 3 in and it's good to let the young player play a game.

Selfish wog

shaw's got a groin strain, he's 50/50 for the next game

would much rather have blind at LB, or fuck just call back CBJ he's been great at wolves apparently

>united fans acting like they have any right to judge an atmosphere or singing

all you do is sing 'united' and then the other team sings 'shit' and you get butthurt

> Rooney

Retire mate ffs

>the Blind
>followed by that Rooney

Polar opposites

pogba?

>still 0-0 with Man City

E X P O S E D

David Luiz

>Rooney, again

Might start watching that Nachos tonight

is it any good?

>KEKNEY

when is cristan ronaldo coming back???? i read mourinho said he was top priority in january

>rppmey

shit desu

cringe tier

2010 Xavi Hernandez

Rooney will most likely play a blinder against Leicester then be utter dogshit for the next 20 games

I mean in the long run. Mourinho supposedly doesn't like Shaw.

Northampton are really fucking dire.

I think that whole thing has been overblown to massive proportions

best away fans mr troll

sucks

>Rooney
>play against Leicester

we should by 2 CBs, a DM, an AMC, a treqatisa and a RW, along with a deep lying playmaker and an inside forward
we have money, why not spend it
pogba is just the beginning lads we need to be the new galacticos

>this delusional customer

oh ;_;

Where is Pogba?

70% of United threads are now ">Rooney", he's so fucking bad

how many millions should we spend in january? we have not been spending enough or we would be unbeaten, mourinho is the best manager in the world and pogba is the best player after ronnie (that's ronaldo)

>Man U almost conceding to Northampton
JUST

This Northampton coon is so fucking greedy

Thats not the Holmesdale Fanatics

This. Fuck sakes it isn't even impressive considering the fact that >Wilmots placed Vertonghen in the fucking left-back position. That goal would've never happened with him next to Toby.

only good at home lad

>Rojo

Cobblers are still in this lads.

fosu-mensah is utterly shite

for fucks sake we cant let this shit team i've never heard of hit the bar, we need new signings

Better than the usual >£x amount trillion for the dabbing ____

Majority of any game he plays in is
>Rooney
He should just retire he has ruined his 'legacy' in the last 3 seasons

>ashley young is still a manchester united player

>Rooney won't have to start against Leicester because he won't have the fitness after playing 90 min tonight
Mourinho mastermind genius confirmed

>200 trillion for the black lee cattermole

That cheeky thumbs up

>>Rooney, he's so fucking bad
He is though

LMFAO ROJO SEES HIS MAN SPRINTING RIGHT PAST HIM AND HE JUST JOGS ALONG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>women constantly needing an excuse to walk around naked

What has this world come to?

Not even watching the game.

>Rppmey

Wait, Matty Taylor that played for Bolton? Is he even still alive?

fosu-literally who? can't see him selling many shirts
this is why we need to invest in january, there is no depth
we should buy varane and whoever is CB for bayern munich because they have a good defence

B-B-B--B-B-B-B-BENULTY

fucking hejll

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

PEN

SI ERA!!!!

>tfw got rats in my house
>can hear them running around my room

>United
>Rojo

dont do this to me...

>the state of this defending
>midfielders in charge of tracking runners
>Rojo

FULL TIME PLUMBERS

>63 trillion zimbabwean dollars for a more flavorful michael carrick

wew fosu mensah what a dick
get him in cm ffs

lol

he is

> Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes > Mouyes

>Van Mouyesrinho

>MOUYES
HE IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

>poonited

shambles in defence, absolute shambles

>conceding to northampton
>the city of customers btfo

The ride never ends.

United are so disorganised it's unbelievable

They have literally no system

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking hell hahahahaha

ERA PENAL

ERA PENAL

>THE CITY OF BLIND
>THE CITY OF MOUYES
>THE CITY OF MANCHESTER

MY FUCKING SIDES

LMAOOOOooooooOOOOI

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCK

UNITED ARE FUCKING SHIT

THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST

>MOUYES

>MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES >MOUYES

>mouyes

I can't fucking believe Man U are being rpressured by Northampton. NORTfuckingHAMPTON. This is just ridicilous!

FULL TIME NORTHAMPTON TOWN EMPLOYEES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>MOUYES

Bloootal Penalo

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its over

>these are professional defenders
>not only that, but theY play for manchester united
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I used to have a picture of Pepe in a United hat pointing a gun at his head but I deleted it.

I need someone to post it for me.

FUCK THIS UNITED TEAM

FECKING BOLLOCKS

>BUYING
>DUTCH
>PLAYERS

L O L

STAY CLEAR FROM DUTCH PEOPLE, THEY'RE LIKE WOMEN ON A BOAT; THEY SHOULDN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL CLUB

>its a "2 defenders on the man with the ball and no one chasing the man running in" episode

Mourinho sacked by Christmas?

Is there anything more small-time than
>WHO ARE YA?

fosu-mensah is so getting hooked at half time

FULL TIME TESCOS EMPLOYEES

Blind and Fosu-Mensah are two perfectly good DMs who are not only wasted but liabilities in the back four.

WHAT A GLORIOUS DECADE TO BE AN ABU

thanks for the russian stream, buddy

and now they sing.

fucking shit home 'fans' tbqh

>Man Utd fans from Essex and Birmingham sad because the team they chose to support because they were successful is going through a rut

Just pick someone else

>Arsene Van Moyesrinho

and that happen cuz of rooney lost the possession

LMAO northamton fans bringing the bants

i know this feel all too well man. My advice would be to make a very loud noise, do anything to keep them quiet. Stand on your bed and make a loud jumping noise, if not, then on your sofa or chair.


If they still make noise then scream your lungs out. It helps.

But Promes is literally the best player in our league

That guy was so happy. Imagine scoring against united as a league 1 player who was league 2 last season.

why is blind still unironically a CB?

holy shit romero stop being a fucking mong

literally predicted this

ahahah what a shit team
better sign some more BOX OFFICE NAMES in january
you're literally the new city except they actually spent well

they've been literally singing the entire match, faggot

C O B B L E R S
O
B
B
L
E
R
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Where my Cred ForumsBU girls at

KEK who is this spic keeper?

customers

>Romero starts for Argentina

>should have been another penalty
fucking hell i'm crying with laughter lads

Just give Rooney to Everton already

How do we fix this shit?

romero is such a fucking mung its incredible

The amount of people that just went ">MOUYES" proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Cred Forums.

>Northampton actually dominating

Fucking hell lads, never been so happy to be an ABU :D

Whats the o/u on soon until mouyes is sacked lads?

>M O U Y E S
>O
>U
>Y
>E
>S

i legit think dutch people get too high when they're underperforming.

Sir, pls come back

Southampton BTFO

Liqudation

>being this mad

maybe do a swap for a youth player or something

Ameriburgers, what channel is this semen slurping on?

spending £200m in january will fix it la

You seem upset.

I am sorry "your" team is shit

Is Manchester United uncoachable or is Mourinho just a has been of good players carrying him?

...

not on TV, BeIN is showing Real Madrid instead, it's streamed for free on their website though if you get that channel on your cable package

>being THIS fucking new

fuck off

>being this new

I think people ITT are overreacting a bit

/soccerstreams/

>Mouyes

...

Or give them 90 mil

mourinho is a meme and I can't believe united fell for it

>addictive and funny

>yfw we're getting another of these
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/league_cup/9010076.stm

Mourinho has lost it, tactically inept

Bitches. Thanks anyway senpai.

who is this literal semen demon

this tonight

Ah yes, "Mouyes".

>being this new that you still get reverse trolled

>£89 million for a dabbing Blessing Kaku

>people STILL fall for this pasta
>people who have never seen this before can't tell that it's pasta

United need Landon Donovan

anyone got an acestream? i can't keep seeing ustream taken down and opening ads trying to get rid of the x

customers btfo

>memepiss giving only backwards passes
he has lost like 90% of his value, so who will buy him?

reeeeeee halifax stop appropriating classic cartoons

most teams do

>being this new you aren't on level 9 trolling

pshh .... step it up kid..

>not realizing you got triple trolled

fucking retard lurk moar

in all seriousness though, there are definitely muppets posting itt who fell for it, which worries me greatly. Whatever happened to lurking moar? This is why we have faggot jannies and mods

>this kevin bacon Apple add

wtf did those cunts do to my baccy? Wankers

It's posted in basically every game thread. I don't know how anyone can spend more than a week here without seeing it.

turkey, or greece

maybe Marseille

Uncoachable.

We've seen 2 world class managers and Moyes fail now.

>dying minutes of Manchester derby
>losing and in dire need of good coaching
>Mouyes on the sideline screaming COME ON COME ON

Literally shit coach, talk to your fucking players you imbecil

>smoking
lel

No fuck off he's ours again and no one can take him

British commercials are shit

>buying dutch players
>falling for the meme
what a time to be alive...

>This Mourinho advert

OH THE IRONING

he should've gone on lone to sunderland

imagine spending the best part of a decade laughing at and mocking chelsea/city for throwing money at their problems and sacking managers, thinking that you are a fan of a special club

then becoming exactly that except you don't even win

>you think you can do better than me

yeah probably mate desu

was about to roll a cheeky fag but having second thoughts now

>he hasnt seen moneysupermarket.com

>tf
>tp

How much fucking betting sites does one country need?

>2 world class managers AND mourinho
>moyes
>world class

Top fucking kek m8

so has anyone actually played top eleven?

assuming its absolute wank

>Who is Georgini Wijnaldum

we came 4th 2 seasons ago la we are still a big club

Good goy, let your estrogen levels rise. Increase your chances of alzheimer's

phil neville is quite clearly thick as shit

YOU GOT ME WRAPPED UP

Yours are way way worse.

literally all your commercials are insurance, shit pickup trucks and fast food senpai

>watching SkySports stream
>gambling website commercial
>mcdonalds commercial
>gambling website commerical

and they complain about american ads lel

ours are shit, yours are much worse though

no-one's gonna give me an acetream? i posted 5 or 6 of them in the euros when no-one else was.

> not having a tabacco tin

You gay?

t. Monsieur d'Amage Controlle

>dutch ABLs

That's life

youre not being a true customer. pay for united tv

Good bait

what happened to mkhitaryan?! hes not even in the subs is he?

>MORE WANKING OVER CARRICK

FUCK OFF.

>maybe Marseille
they already have thauvin, two meme wide players would be too much for them

they ramp the betting ads up during sports for obvious reasons

why do united fans rate blind

he's a really really bad defender

freaks me out how american tv has so many ads for drugs for specific things. over here we do this crazy thing where doctors decide what medicines you're given

Injured

there isn't one mate unless you want portugese or hungarian

T. Gavin 'big gav' Jones

its not the content that annoys us about your ads its that fact there played every 5 mins

>GM btfo all the time
>manure btfo all the time

pottery

Northampton was bought for a pound (1£) a year ago

>carrying a tin round with you

you bent? I can roll whilst driving

GET YER MOBILES AND LAPTOPS AAAAAAHT

Absolutely all advertisements are fucking awful but the ones in the UK are objectively less terrible than US ones

about to eat a baked sweet potato 2bh

because like him theyre blind

holy fuck kek

>be american
>land of the free
>not allowed to put a cheeky fiver on a herrera blooter

nvm. thanks anyway

kek this is really accurate to be honest family

Is Mercedes going after the slag market?

Fuck knows. Most United fans seem to think he's the next Maldini when he's clearly crap. Retarded fan base.

>and they complain about american ads lel
Because they're every 3 minutes

serious injury? any ETA on how long it will take?

> Not rolling all your fags the night before and then having a nice cigarette case

Swine

>be American
>land of the free
>can't buy a kinder egg because I might be stupid enough to eat the toy

>You'll never decapitate keith lemon with a rusty bread knife

Horrendous feels.

>you now remember people saying martial was better than the black pele divock origi

>Trusting the Hippocratic Jew

i really like this image, user

your ads can be the cringiest shit possible and they interrupt play literally every two minutes

but yeah the gambling ads really do make you realize how white trash you are

Mostly I complain because they are weird, they are made with ADHD kids in mind or something. I don't know the Cred Forums jargon but the scenes change too much and too quickly.

I'm not a United fan but I think he would be their best DM if they played him there right now

Putting him at LB or CB is a waste

It didn't win though. It was some shit goal from a hungarian player, which is even worse.

The voting website was designed very poorly. That Hungarian goal was the first in the list, and when you view it, it tells you "go here to vote". It looks like you'd be going to vote for all the goals, but it's actually just for that goal, which is why it got so many accidental votes.

all of these

Might have a wank while I watch the game

>that pic
jej

seeing a doctor in the us costs approximately $4,567, puts a lot of people off

Those odds aren't generous. Should be 9/2 on if Rooney ever scores again.

Don't worry you're both complete peasants for smoking baccy

>smoking
top edge lads

they don't
he is a decent utility player
it's the pirlo syndrome, nobody gave a fuck about him when he was actually good and now that he is old and useless but still playing suddenly everybody rates him

why are there so many wankers on sky sports?

>not buying crates of polish cigs

gambling isnt seen as a sin here like over there, it's quite normal

do you guyz prefer premature ejaculation or small dick?

smokers are cool in my book

vapists, however..

Why is he black now?

That was just an ABL test

both

premature, you can actually fix it

i always cum too soon, but just keep on going.

i can keep an erection for hours, usually i come 2 times in one session, bitch don't even notice.

let me guess you smoke da kush 420

>watching the last 15 of the real madrid match during half time
>it's constant diving
lel

>533 posts
>no new thread
come on lads what kind of a scub do you take me fore

most of our customers are africans nowadays. china is a dead meme

both are un cool in my opinion , your body is a temple for fuck sake.I have no idea why anyone would smoke past the age of 20

No I have a job so I can buy actual cigs you scrounger

new

h-how?

united fans are so delusional

they also used to say januzaj was better than sterling

Not any decent sites mate. Plus you might get asked to pay UK Duty when they get into the UK

you put baccy in a joint lad

Commentator complaining about the ref with United vs a league 2 team. HAHAHHAHAAHBAHAA

t. Phillip 'CM Punk' Brooks

Memphis and Rooney should switch positions

ABUS BTFO