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Is he Cell key material?

Canadians confirmed leg babbys

too frail and unskilled to play without legs

also there's a real possibility that we have way more amputees because of war and shit but that's besides the point!

>Build team for "grit"
>Bring 0 (zero) defenders with grit

What did Torts mean by this?

>ameristands btfo again

Reminder that Finland still has a theoretical chance of getting to the semifinals

Hope dies last

>build team for "grit"
>get BTFO by superior puck movement and speed

What did Torts mean by this?

Hey. At least your country has better odds than POO SA

What a faggot. Women shouldn't get a vote

Small recap for those of you who need it:

>Undefeated, qualified, and all-around based teams

Canada
Sweden
Europe

>Could qualify with a win

NA
Russia

>There is still hope

Finland

>Eliminated

Czech Republic

>Humiliated

USA

my poem can still happen

Supposed to be 7 syllables in the middle

Why do people still rank the blackhawks so highly

They do? I thought everyone last season realized they were a shitty one-line team with a good goalie.

>6-5-6

you suck at haiku
its not that hard to count to
seven, five, or three

kane
toes
panerabread
crawford

they've got some good pieces

almost every pre-season ranking ive seen has them tied with the pens for most likely to win the cup

it's /hoc/ku, not haiku

>'lumbus

Pulju is going to score a hat trick against BJs in their first match up.

i agree

Finland and Sweden need to win our games by a combined 8 goal margin to get there

Sportsnet stream
youtube.com/watch?v=6GNioUxRk9c

>tfw have to work

>rags

>passa börje

>dont pay attention to flim flams because who cares and >my team isn't west
>watching him play for team NA

I'm starting to like this guy. I hope the flims don't give him the money and he comes to play for >my team. Not like we have the space though

>vekoa lakers

Is Swedish the ugliest language in the world?

>this guy

I forgot that you can't read my mind. I mean johnny

I knew you meant the meme man

HEJA HEJA SVERIGE!!
DEN GLIDER IN
pls score alot of goals

t. chang xie ebola

Good news!

David Clarkson is an organ donor!

Which means I'm rooting for Sweden this time, despite the fact 8 combined goal margin is extremely unlikely

canada is gay
we dont care about hockey
trudeau is a cuck

Kek, I just realized Karlsson looks like skinny and young version of Riku Rantala

Are you sure that's not Vegas bets that are based on popularity?

Americans discussed me.

What did they have to say?

>king
>no ring

Is there a gamethread or are we just here?

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Do they play the national anthem of every country that has a player on Team Europe when they play?

>Clarkson failed his physical
Ahhaha

>so this is the power of North America

sweden your anthem is dogshit

They don't play anything

Did anyone else see kippers during the Swedish anthem

So is yo face

>McMeme

never ever

>Americans carrying scoring yet again

of course

>LUNDPADS

WHAT IS HAPPENING

lel

Come on Sweden

>that keep by matthews
holy shit my fucking dick

>30 secs

LOL

Sweden getting memed on. Babbies 2 quick.

>it took 30 seconds for them to score on Lundpads

JUST

>NA kids make goal in 30 seconds
>we didn't manage to make one in 60 minutes

>Karlsmeme
>defenseman

GAME THREAD:

Reminder that Americans are the only reason Team NA is good

>jonny poodreau
why is he on this team

Its OK 58 min left

da fuck is goin on??

MENES

When combined we can do no wrong, friends

JUST

The same reason they still rank Crosby so highly. They're faggots

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mfw the stars win the cup again

Nah its gonna be a Disney bowl

>analslime
Lol peaked as wcf.

You forgetting 2007?

there is literally no way anyone dominated their fantasy draft as much as i dominated mine bwahahaha TO TELL THE TRUTH I AM GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER

You still have your core from 2007? They must be ancient

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got monahan in the 5th round bruv 57th pick bruv jajajaja. bruh i got wayne simmonds 73rd smfh. rack em rack em rack em rack em rack em

You said the ducks peaked at wcf which is untrue.
Also had it not been for bruce baby and blatant refpuck they would have won last year.
Poor Ottawa bro

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>quick
>lundshit

f*ck the duks im with you ottawabro

So we should tank again tomorrow with Russia so Team NA gets cucked out of the qualifiers?

>lundshit
>baited hard and blown the fuck out

how he king with no ring?

How long till the Team EU game.

Want to see them put up a surprise upset again

GG, pretty entertaining game

>the meme team will never play again because Finland will surely lose

why even live

how can I go to watching shitty normal games after this

Well done NA well done, HOWEVER

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two hours

Hell yes.

Fuck this meme kids team
>le quick team

I think we should put our 3rd goalie in the net tomorrow, he deserves at least one game right?

once again, a bunch of kids blowing adults the fuck out with their speed


>m-muh grit

fuck you team USA

I really wish US played NA so they could see firsthand how shit their team is

yesss kekkerino

YOU KNOW REMEMBER THAT THE FINALS IS A BEST OF THREE

IMAGINE TEAM NA - CANADA IN A BEST OF THREE

>winning in OT
>leaving your fate in Finland's hands

It's like they want to get eliminated

2 bongs

one game for each. #solidarity

>having faith in Ovechoke and Pavel "no ankles" datsyuk

Canada would have to end in second place in their group for that to happen. So it won't.

Semi:
Canada vs. Russia or NA
Sweden vs. Europe or Czech

Finals
Canada vs. Sweden

can't happen unless canada loses to europe.

damnit.

fuck this meme tourney.

Czechia is already out though

Finland is the most meme nation, of course the meme team would pay tribute to them

Sorry, my bad

>Expecting fair games against Canada
Literally 100% of the reffs in this tourney are Canadian

our sport our rules

So, do you also like to cuck yourself by never winning any cups?

maybe you should ask this man about that

Team USA should be barred from international/Olympic tournaments forever.

kek

The junior teams generally get it and pick the right players. It is literally only the management on the main adult men's team that doesn't seem to understand how to build a roster. Fire them and the problem probably resolves itself.

So how does this work now? If Russia wins, NA is cucked out of the semis?

Yep

>Lombardi and Tortorella should be barred from international/Olympic tournaments forever.

ftfy

why do people blame tortsorello instead of burkie durkie turkie?

Burke and Holmgren both deserve blame but Lombardi was in the driver's seat. It's ultimately his fault.

ya missed 2 squares home boi

The planes didn't miss the two towers at least

Players without a contract for the upcomming season:
>Rakell
>Lindholm
>Rieder
>Ristolainen
>Gaudreau
>old man Elias
>Boyle (lel)
>Kucherov
>Orlov
>Trouba

Hey hoc I was thinking about drawing some hockey players. Pick a few stars that you'd like to see and vote for one. I'll post the finished thing in a few days or a week or something

ez

BULJU

Galchenyuk

>kucherov
DELETE THIS

I don't understand how NA gets eliminated if Russia wins in OT. They'd both have 2 wins, 1 regulation win, but NA currently has a better goal differential and more goals for.

Ehrhoff and Seidenberg

Reminder that finland still has a chance to knock out NA by doing what they have been so good at this tournament so far

>Losing
:^)

Draw Jamie Benn. That guy is based

>Canadians in charge of understanding rules

It because Russia beat NA before.

Russia won against them

head to head is the first tiebreaker when there's only two teams

Based Bill

No :)

Good additions.

jesus fucking christ...

i think the ameriplanecrashes have had enough yesterday...

this tbdesu

>Daniel Sedin had 8 shots
>basically 1/4th the Swedish shots output
>he's fucking 36

God damn. Why does Sweden suck so much dick?

Post the picture u want me to draw and I'll do my best lads

all their good forwards play defense

Got it

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This one? Not the old team USA photo at least...

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>Karlsson
>"""""""defense""""""""

Does anyone kinda want Russia to rape Finland tomorrow so NA doesn't advance?

These Americans talked about how they "don't care about hockey anyways" after they were eliminated. Then they jumped onto the NA bandwagon. Would be nice to see NA eliminated.

Is he Cell key material?

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lel, Kessel will probably never play for USA's national team EVER again.

Bobby "Dadless bastard" Ryan and Team USA shamed Kessel for his tweet.

>its a kippers wont stop shitposting episode

I don't know man. I keep asking but no one will answer.

Alternatively, you can draw this one

I'm Finnish and even I want that to happen.
And usually only thing worse than losing to Sweden is losing to Russia.

I'll do both because HE IS CELL KEY MATERIAL

bean man

It seems like the NA coaches fucked up and didn't know or just didn't tell the players they needed to win in regulation.

Why are all Canacucks shit posters? They're not even funny like Australians, they're cringey reddit tier subhuman waste

Hahaha will do

bug off canadians are NICE

Back to Canada Gord

who is the best offenseman in the round robins?

You seem upset. I wonder why?

>the dough
>blacklivesmatter wings

i am in very bad health right now

Based user

patrice bergeron is probably the best defenseman. carey price is probably the best goalman. idk who the best offenseman is though

sorry to hear that kippers

post your ass when you get well though

>carry "glass knees" price
>good
Lol.

Anyone here doing a fantasy league

im gonna get little caesers tonight but i dont live in detroit. maybe i will post a picture.

i really hope lundpads gets injured and i really hope our chinese friends from the north pole defeat the soviet snow niggers

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>patrice bergeron is probably the best defenseman

heres bean man

Well who's better then?

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who is better than him in your opinion?

>defenseman

There's never a valid reason to eat Little Caesar's.

I tried man I did it quick. It hard to do the mouth

based

whos a better defenseman than him? barkov?

>he defends
>he is a man
>he is a ____ man

Well it's better than I could do, but don't quit your day job.

ive never had it before but my friend said they literally sell a large pizza for 5 dollars haha. im going to see what all the fuss is about. i have real food at home if it is too bad to eat

>tfw the Jays game will probably take me all the way to the Canada game

Rask

make poopoopeepeeinajarvi more autistic looking and you'd get his autism lips right

that looks like nala from the lion king

>team USA was 5th in odds to win the cup
>out of 8 teams

lel

so shit

Stop overusing the bantz. You're gonna wear it out before the season starts.

CAN vs EUR gamethread

pfffffffahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHA

haha le chubby goofy hot dog man XD

lel

The whole USA team hates him, every fucking single American player hates him.

And who the fuck sits around with a hot dog anyways?

Wo

>I post using a name on an anonymous image board for attention without compensation

>I reply to said posts

i like it. looks just like him.

Thanks user

Any Americans gonna watch the Canada vs. Europe game?

If Canada loses 14-0 to Europe, USA will advance.

>replying to posts replying to other posts

>making the reply chain even longer

>not making more work for the (You) fairy

thanks for that (You) la

have one on me m8

can i get some )))me((( in return i haven't had any in like days

in a fragile (You) based economy, we all have to do our part

tripfags tongue my anus

thank (((you))) trickle down (((you))) economy!

OUR

FUCKING

YEAR

>canadian team
>winning a stanley cup
Pick one

You joking? Ryan was probably talking to Kessel on the phone during the game laughing their dicks off

What's OHL like

refpuck ťbh

Well, unlike you squinty eyed asians, we treat dogs like companions, not as food.

hokkei tbph

Used to be a blast when there was fighting. We loved Landeskog in Kichener

i drank so many days in a row that i have to sip on some beer just to keep from having heart palpitations and cold sweats if im being totally forthright in this group currently

thankfully theres hockey to distract me go team europe im actually descended from europeans myself (the mayflower was a ship that brought all of the original americans to america from europe if you like history)

LBust

>tfw kings fan

Bit of a joke. Guys like Tkachuk play 30 minutes a night

Guys I'm scared matthews might actually not be a bust and the laffs might be building a dynasty.

>original americans
I thought you guys killed them all?

what do you mean by this

Matthews outplayed McDavid.

the qmjhl sucks ass, ohl is ok, whl is meat and potatoes

It's a little too meaty these days

>le tap in man

holy SHIT

this fucking bust got fat

>inb4 retarded canucks fans on reddit/hf think extra weight = more meat and potatoey = bigger hits = better hockey player

What a whore

matthews is a pigeon mcdavid is a floater

Matthews around 50 points this year? More? Less? Maybe 67 points? Maybe pulju will be the best this year

no they're still around

Meanwhile in Sweden

>maybe
Jesse Puljujarvi is going to shred almost immedietly. Won't be long before he's the best winger in Edmonton

matthews will top out as a 3rd line center in the nhl

we fucked up that draft so badly...

and people called him a fucking twinky

at least the horvat pick turned out well... nichuskin is going to russia lel

so guys

who owns hockey

>spoiler: not USA

Sweden vs. Europe
Canada vs Russia or NA

Canada vs. Sweden finals.

I feel like Sweden is our rival. Don't know why they always try to force and shove the USA "rivalry" down our throats.

You don't have rivalries with a team way worse than yours.

Canada beats Sweden in three to claim the memecup
t. nostradamus

>Stamkos 2nd star

The fuck nigger didn't even have a point

team north america

Yurocucks BTFO

woah, what an edgy and totally unpredictable pick for a team to win the cup!

(i am being extremely sarcastic in this post and i basically think the opposite of what i typed here)

Virtanen is the 11th best player from the 1st round of the 2014 draft to have played more than 20 games. That makes him number 11 of 12, the only worse is Ritchie.

>Virtanen is better than a literal fucking potato

wow... I guess Canucks fans should be real proud of themselves now

I'll post a picture of him on the side of a bus stop tomorrow. It's ironic cause AHL

>both players are only 20
>w-w-w-we fucked up guys

show some composure and wait a few years son because you are making me upset

The Fat Kid lost some weight, scored 2 goals on Sharks camp team or w/e it's called.

He'll do better this year.

Think about what you just said


Lemao

WTF. The Cred Forums meme is right

LOOK AT ALL THOSE KEK SHEDS IN THE BACKGROUND

holy fuck Sweden.

fuck canada and their meme cup

tfw gotta wait for more hockey

This, kanadians are tryharding while rest of the world doesn't even care

Embarrassing to Kanada tbqh

why not get on ur own team? i play tmrw

EVEN IN INTERNATIONAL PLAY
>RAGS

wow... you are a cute girl

>lol canada sucks at hockey never won the stanley cup in over 20 years

26, to be precise.

im positive youre bottom row all the way to the right

We actually try when the stanley cup is on the line

looks like the team was drafted from a gay bar desu

Your money tries you mean. Our players play as fine as ever.

my money is on the potato that's sixth in on top

youll nvr know

Ikr. No way Matthews stays in moronto

Will hongpooper finish last this year? No other team is in such a bad spot as them.

i don't want to give up hope but throwing your #5 pick away on literally who is not a good start

Can |2uss1a do it?

They say the 1st overall this year is better than even McGayKid.

I wouldn't mind going for him.

Nope, Nolan Patrick is Mackinnon tier aka below McClavicle and AustON

Hey Canadian anons, give me all of your fuck yeah Canada pictures.

Pic related

>"We're going to slow Canada down"
>team is too slow to catch Canada.

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Picking a defeceman with little elite puck moving capability Juolevi is bad, but he won't bust unlike Virtanen who is quite potentially the worst 6th overall since Brett Connolly. I'm including years after Virtanen too.

>ketchup on macaroni and cheese
please tell me this is fake

I had this literally last night and it's called Kraft dinner

Climato is a fucking meme in america too

does anyone beside girls drink clamato?

Some shitbags I know put it in beer

its super gross...if u can't go full cheese youre lost

Can of tuna
Kraft dinner
Ketchup
Salt
This is objectively the best Kraft dinner and if you don't like it you probably suck dick at hockey

yeah some weddings it seems like it's all anyone drinks

except me because tomatoes are gross

that's fucking garbage tier. it goes
>kraft dinner
>kraft single
>less milk, more butter
>bacon

Hey now, lets be sensitive to the cultural differences of Canadians

Get in here Canucks lads, it's an info dump.

Here's Willie lying
>Desjardins said he thought his players’ passion waned late last season as losses mounted. But after exit interviews with players, he realized it was the vision that had been the problem. Too many players just couldn’t see where the organization was going.

>We had to go through that year where we made development (a priority).


The rest is all Benning
>Sven is up to 195 pounds and he feels strong and fast, so we’re going to take a look at him in the No. 2 hole. If something makes sense and I get a call, we might still look at it (trade).

>“But I feel good where we’re at now. We have more experience and depth.”

> “We don’t measure him on offensive stats. He’s a character person and a leader, and it’s the intangibles that he’ll bring. We missed Kevin Bieksa’s leadership in the room last year and that physical presence. We weren’t hard to play against on the back end.”

Amazing, when asked about Gudbranson's shit stats, advanced and not, he does that

>He considers Philip Larsen the answer to the power play's lack of scoring

That's just not happening

>A: “I can say this to set the record straight. Ownership has been great and has never put pressure on us to do anything we don’t want to do as a management team. There’s this misconception that they’re involved and tell us what to do. That couldn’t be further from the truth. They have questions, but they let us do what we need to do to get this going in the right direction.”

There it is, Benning finally admits the forced playoff pushes were his and Linden's ideas.

NOPE

Kraft Dinner
EXTRA cheese powder
Milk
Cut up boiled hot dogs
Slather that shit with ketchup

Cantpucks are going to be at the bottom of their division.

No one cares.

>Kraft single
Seriously kill yourself son, processed cheese is so disgusting. I can get down with bacon though

Kraft Dinner
Salt
Pepper
Maple syrup

heavy cream. not milk
>get ur shit together canada

you won't eat a kraft single but you'll eat the nuclear orange cheese powder? your priorities are all kinds of fucked up buddy

kraft single is gross as shit. tastes like vomit and has texture of plastic

Orange cheese powder tastes good
Kraft singles tastes like anus

the cantpucks are going to continually sneak into 8th place for the foreseeable future. If laine is a bust the jets won't be going anywhere, and I find it quite comical that you have blind faith in the toilers

american processed cheese is bad, but a kraft single is terrific.

like you never got in trouble for taking eight of them out of the fridge? you probably moved here from india.

f a t

My white parents loved me and didn't feed me poison. Can't say the same for your chink ass, faggot

hotdog weiner is better than a can of tuna. i dont think you should be allowed to play hokkei anymore.

Damn

>didn't feed me poison
but they fed you kd

>canned tuna
one of the worst foods created

blown the absolute fuck out

yeah i'm sure your """white"""(immigrated from mexico and portugal) parents couldn't afford singles because they needed the welfare money for cigs and lotto scratchers, fag

i bet you like wieners

>bill will never personally deliver your season tickets
J U S T

>no ketchup

no. They've gone TOO FAR

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Can'tpucks will get cucked by California and Calgary, this is fact. The only question is how badly

what are canadian foods besides poutine and kraft dinner? do they have signature dishes?

Dog

Triple O's is definitively the best burger chain in Canada, prove me wrong. Protip: You can't

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only based bc bros know about its greatness

Looks nice

>canada
>cuisine
pick 1 and only 1. We have a few meme foods but everything is just euro or american food with a twist. Beaver Tails are another meme food we have.

You only like Kraft singles because that's all they could slip under the door of the shipping container you and your chink family came to this country in.

that feelerino maximo when limited edition and gone 5 ever

>Canadians put the pickle on top of the burger.

Wat

I really miss nepal

coffee crisp, nanaimo bars, all dressed chips, montreal smoked meat, smoked pacific salmon, clamato, kraft singles of course, and for some dumb reason pizza with mushrooms and pepperoni

meh, it's average food for way above average prices

it's timmy's tier

and how does it taste

I'm dieting so hard right now, why did I bring up burgers

Do you live in Van?

>dieting

You should've dieted during the summer... it's bulk season from here on.

Delta and I was traveling during the summer so added lard to my already given up past 7 months

I miss tampalards.jpg

i like canada

oh man that reminds me of a thing we'd do at A&W: take two slices of texas toast buttered on the outside, add mozza sauce, pickles, onions, fries, gravy, processed cheddar, natrual cheddar, mozzarella, and bacon

then put it on a clamshell grill and clamp the top down on the small meat setting and boom, you've got a pressed grilled poutine cheese sandwich

yeah thanksgiving is in like three weeks, good luck with that

Thanks I probably like you too

I also miss this meme
I like Canada as well

>using processed cheddar when you have the natural cheddar used for the uncle burger

COME ON SON

I don't why they do it, I just put it in when I eat there

we used both
and the mozza
and if we had orange KD powder we'd have used that too

David Clarkson failing his physical could actually be one of the best things to happen to Columbus in a while.

Just wondering, how are your arteries?

pretty good. i always used the brown bread so it balanced out

fuck i really want a whistle dog now

if any1 will take him
>jersey

tfw my friend works at A&W

tfw I steal the pre-cooked bacon

100 slices, 10x10

He can get put on LTIR and his contract is insured so the insurance company will have to pay his salary while also freeing up $5.25 million from the cap hit. This is good

nice, we took a box of patties, cheese, and buns on a camping trip and ate burgers and cheese sandwiches all weekend

Stop ruining hoc REEEEEEEEE

>He doesn't like food based shitposting

Nothing in Finland to eat other than deer testicles?

luck for jackets
>i'll believe it when i see it

hello can we talk about publix

>pubelix

depends

what country is publix primarily located in?

Publix is for sweaty fat sex offenders.

Easily proven wrong.

Best burger chain is the Works.

>mad
>at sandwich

The country of Florida. I'm officially cutting it off from the rest of the USA.

>Thinks Bacon and Peanut butter on a burger is revolutionary

Not mad, just telling you your sandwiches are for pedos

If you guys think Australia is bad you really don't want Florida as its own country

Will he get his 8mil?

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Fucking Christ and people call Americans fat

ive seen some shit south of your boarder

your aav should never be more than your height

Who is he? Some kid in the USHL?

ITT: Things you miss

>Burger King
Gross

>mayonnaise
gross

speaking of which, why isn't johnny hockey more of a meme? imo he's more meme-able than McMeme

surely you guys didn't get swindled by ol gary and buy WCOH stuff right?

what does this does not fookin slip mean

Johnny Hockey isn't a bust

>and then we cover the entire burger in butter and deep fry it
>served a-la-carte or with a side of colostomy fries and a 168 oz. diet coke

>Gaudreau
>Marleau
>don't speak French

Wtf????

that coconut chocolate coffee thing they used to sell at starbucks.

made me so mad when they discontinued it that i won't ever go there. they just trot out these awesome drinks during high traffic seasons to get you used to coming in, then yank them away and sell you shitty factory coffee at the same price.

assholes.

Not even mad it's by far the comfiest hoodie I own now. I am however mad at the team it represents.

>pickles

worst north american meme

>not liking pickles

How's it feel having the palette of a child?

>he's never had fried pickles

t. babby who can't eat salt licorice

how does it feel to be retarded and eat pickles?

>t. Puts kebabs on pizza

How's it feel being a flaming homosexual?

>Lundpads getting styled on by a kid
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>rags

he was the best dman in the draft

idk why don't we ask your mom

>not enjoying a pickle at the deli with your reuben
HERESY

Why didn't he pokecheck? Quick would've poked it

>RAGS
>A
>G
>S

kys, metro better prepare it's anus this year.

kraft singles is literally white trash food

pickles are really tasty they have like 0 calories too you can eat 100 million of them for like 20 calories but theres a lot of sodium so be careful

>rags

>tumblr

I got winded reading your sentence. Learn some punctuation, kid.

That's because Quick is elite. Lundpads is a meme.

INCONSOLABLE

maybe leave the rascal at home when you go to walmart tomorrow pal

muh niggas I crave a legendary with cheese everyday

i havent learned anything in my entire life and im not going to let some numbskull like you change that you can bet your bottom dollar on that bub so swerve

sweet baby gerkins ir bread and butter baby gerkins it doesnt get better than a jar of these but my friend you have to remember that theres a lot of salt in them so dont go too crazy as hard as it is to resist

>23 year olds are kids

sounds like it's time for people ITT to leave mommy and daddy

>USA team plays like utter shit
>gets mad at people for criticizing them
Fucking sad state of affairs down here boys.
>"b-but we were trying! T-torts is a good coach! Honest!"
These fucking hacksjobs think they can honestly convince people who have been watching hockey for decades that what they were doing was "trying" and the team was not shitty.

Walmart is for poor people

Tfw You're a rareflag and its harder to just play.

haven't you heard its 2016. none of us are leaving the basement

>he can't accept that the country of Sweden got spanked by a bunch of youngin's

Pic related

i love how the media is calling out phil kessel for his accurate criticism, when in reality the only people who should have a problem with guys who call out bullshit are people who are full of shit.

i have schizophrenia and autism so i dont have to do anything my whole life lol i havent left my room in actually 4 days because my brother came home for a few days and he took the trash out so i had no reason to. i wouldnt trade this life for anything lol i used to work for 6 years fuck that haha i rather sit on my
computer for the rest of my life get rekt normals

>Does anyone kinda want Russia to rape Finland
Me.

You apparently have declared war on punctuation.

Since Komarov is on team Finland, would that be double rape?

Barkov is on team Finland as well.

yes

Everyone knew when they team was put together it was going to be shit, so it probably double hurts that they didn't get to prove anyone wrong lmao. Could you imagine if we also had to play the other teams in the cup instead of just group A? We might have gone 1-5 or 0-6 holy fuck its bad

I'd put Vasilevsky in the net. It's Russia's problem- none wants young players to play.

youtube.com/watch?v=qDBAIBFCjH0

Come on /fin/, I know you have nothing to play for, but pls spoil it for those dirty cheating ruskies

how do you survive? Even in communist sweden autistic neets are poor

literally proven to be great already, hasn't been injured besides being the size of a sack of potatoes.

his govt check is very very small

I was planning on buying any cool stuff if it goes on a discount after the tourney, gotta jew the Bettjew.

He probably had daddy's €€€

Yeah but has a funny face and is a manlet

i get a check every month and i also get money just for housing and just for food outside of that plus free healthcare too. i also can suck my own dick

>a fucking laffs fan talking shit
christ. and people wonder why we don't care about hockey

Laffs has fans? I thought they were only a myth.

Toronto can be the worst team in the league and still sell out every game.

>laffs

that is why the jews that be will
never allow them to win the cup they dont need to. nashville is next

>winning with finnish goaltending

What team needs a jersey/uniform makeover next? New laffs looks superb. And the penguins finally ditching the vegas gold is a gift from the gods.

don't forget about these.
Sens desperately need one, and honestly Colorado.

Sharks need to go with their previous sweaters.

Yeah, I like this one because of the shoulders desu

How does it feel to have one of your revered hockey players father a child to be Finnish

a fucking leaf

all nhl jerseys honestly suck dick except the phoenix coyotes

A fcking leaf lol

Good post

Vancouver needs to return to the good old days.

Finland is still part commie. 100 years isn't long enough to purge it from your dna

I meant was a good post, the one I mistakenly called a good post was boring

*Tampa Bay Lighting
FTFY

The only thing that would make the Van Cucks worse

their motorcross looking one from a while back is cool. new nhl jerseys shoul look like that instead of le classy traditional le tasteful le Sweater

I'm very happy about it desu. I hope they bring a blue 3rd jersey. Wouldn't mind the all yellow either though. Also robopenguin coming back might be cool too.

Won't most teams get a little makeover once Adidas takes over?

dat fucking jagr.

crosby and malkin will never touch mario and jagr. hockey players have 0 personality nowadays it sucks

still better than the whale logo

You can't fool me. That is obviously Dan Cloutier

Probably. it'll be subtle. Unless they put the fucking adidas stripes like they did on the WCOH sweaters

those unis are great. every canucks fan is such a pleb with such bad sensibilities

There should be an asterisk next to old players because of the terrible depth, defense, systems, and goalies they played against.

after tie domi i don't think they're allowed to

just look at all the shit they're giving bill for no reason

>he doesn't rate burns

there are terrible teams and players now too

hes an offenseman and a pp specialist

Jagr is unironically STILL playing in his 40s and can put up 60+ points in his 40s.

yeah if anything players should have asterisks now because they get to pad their stats against teams from arizona and nashville and columbus

I think they will. Plus a few logo changes. Maybe different shades of colors.

Yeah but if he was playing in this era in his prime he wouldn't be putting up 149 points in a season tbqhwy.

a 21 year old jagr would go to the khl nowadays

Reminder that Kane is a good boy and he never did anything wrong. Shame he has such shitty american teammates. So much nicer in Chicago

guys the new thn design is dogshit. where can i read hockey news now?

He's evolving.

youtube.com/watch?v=_aMynRGjGg4

>adidas
>not putting their signature
lel user. You already know they will have it

>if finland wins, russia is out
>if russia wins, they will need to win by a margin of 4 goals to break differential, or play to a minimum score of 7-4 to take over on total goals scored(currently NA 11 RUS 5)

come on finland you got this

also, what happens if russia wins 6-3 and both goal differential and total goals scored are tied? do they go to goals allowed?

If Finland wins by 8 goals, russia and meme kidz are out

If two teams are tied in points, the tie is broken by the result of the head-to-head game between the two tied teams.

Russia just needs to win m8

Wait oh shit NA won yesterday

Source:
ice.wch2016.com/standings

OH SHIT
finland you really need to step up here

just think of the winter war

god damn, then Finland really has to win don't they or the dream is dead.

PLEASE SUOMI. LAINE HAT TRICK

Russia is going to win and you know it ;^)

I dunno man, the russians always seem to choke.

trips confirm

b-but they have such pretty outfits

tuukka will come up big.

They're out of meme juice though

I believe in meme power, not that Finland even wants their team to win, but that's a meme in itself.

Fucking ryssät

they'd have enough in the tank with pulu

Does laukauset mean cannon?

True, they would

Shots

Thanks

Memes never die.

The world Cup of Hockey is where memes come to die my friend

Memes are eternal

And from the ashes (team USA) new memes will blossom.

Yes, and that blossom was team Europe.

did these barrels snap in half too? lmao
or did they miss naked russians point blank?

>one of your revered hockey players
He wouldn't be even top 10 in Russia.

WTF I LOVE RUSSIA NOW
youtube.com/watch?v=Yx03zTvL4K0

SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

>anime destroying the culture of a proud country
Russia plz gulag anime

youtube.com/watch?v=_in91DpZeDQ

Fucking finnboos

Evander Kane, Weber, and Tootoo are the best fighters in the NHL. To claim otherwise is foolish.

>Binland is awake
I stayed up too late again

Time for you to take over the guard.

Was talking about Alexander barkov Sr. Raising his son for the enemy

Nope. I'm actually proud of him and proud that a russkie could enter a foreign hockey national team.
Just saying that he wouldn't be top 10 in Russia.
And I'm also proud that Jaskin could make it to the Czech team as well.

...

>Just saying that he wouldn't be top 10 in Russia.
Names please

Ovechkin, Malkin, Kuznetsov, Tarasenko, Panarin, Kovalchuk, Datsyuk, Kucherov, Markov, Radulov.
I don't count goalies.
Top 15- for sure.
I'd say Barkov would be Sveshnikov, Nichushkin or Galdobin tier.

>Radulov
>Kovalchuk
>no Mozyakin

>Mozyakin
He's 147 years old.

>Kovalchuk
>Panarin
>Kucherov
>Markov
>Radulov
>Datsyuk (doubt he is anymore)
>Tarasenko (Very skillfull, but I'd rather have Barkov tbf my friend)
No

Nice bait friend.

>implying

do you think anyone in the whole world is a canadaboo?

delusional American libcucks.

That's lot of one-dimensional players for a one list.

uusi/new/nyheter/нoвocти

This. Lots of lefties are scared of based trump winning and will flee to Canada

How much was that? I saw a Team NA hoodie like that for about $80 I think

>The downside of trump winning is that canada will be filled with even more libtards

wtf i love hillary now.