I fell for the Krav Maga meme for a month. While training MMA one of the coaches was promoting this Krav Maga geek real hard at the end of his classes and I tried it out.
It's as gay and hideously Jewish and slimy as you might imagine.
Charles White
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Cameron Gutierrez
Me bashing Aldo aside, i personally want to see Aldo v McGregor 2. Think its bullshit he still hasnt defended his belt he won like 9 months ago. I would be okay with Aldo Mcgregor 2 for unified FW belt and Khabib v Alvarez for UFC205
Jason Young
4th for remember the 96
Brody White
8th for never buying the S*n again
William Fisher
You might not be such a bad guy after all
Christopher Barnes
>huge welterweights
Ethan Flores
They apparently tell you that the way to beat a grappler is to bite his legs or grab his dick or whatever. If that's true most grapplers would just break your limbs
Parker Sullivan
I think Aldo is better than Conor desu
Adam Miller
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Oliver Roberts
agreed
Ian Martin
>That flag >That post
Landon Kelly
I just moved in to my uni guys haha, and im very lonely and have no friends so I just started shadowboxing in my mirror haha xd
Jeremiah Stewart
Yeah i think its one tier above Aikido so im not gonna do that shit. Theres a Gracie-Barra in my town so im gonna take up BJJ there and maybe take up boxing or something. Have done judo and taekwondo for years but especially TKD is meme kicking, not really great for striking.
Lincoln Perry
17th for Sch*ub
Adam Allen
>He's here every single day >All day Wew.
I keep telling you guys.
Exactly. I'm not a great grappler by any means but I had the basics down at the time, so much I'd power through any kind of shit they pulled and saw it coming from miles away.
People who had no previous training (e.g. 98% of the class) were marvelled by it and felt confident as fuck. It might work on a regular Joe but try to fight any actual fighter with it and he'll maul you.
Jason Lee
YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOY
it's satisfying to see a significantly larger fighter get heemed desu
Asher Flores
I briefly went to uni in the UK, surely your flatmates are hanging at least, also join a gym locally
Austin Rogers
so appearenlty im 6'3 63⁄64 inches. Can i call myself 6'4" like i always did
David Hall
He unironically is more skilled in almost every way
Joseph Harris
Will the UFC ever release a boxset of old events on blu ray or something?
Kevin Scott
Doubt it if a thing like Fightpass™ exists
Ryder Russell
Pick up BJJ and if you do boxing, do it with your shoes on.
I was marvelled when my coaches taught boxing with shoes on and the rest (Kickboxing, Muay Thai) without. Then I hear Nick Diaz talking about this shit and I'm even more impressed.
>TKD It takes Wondermeme levels of perfect conditions to make it work.
No, you must tell everyone you are six feet and three and sixty three sixty fourths inches in America. Here we believe in telling the Truth like Jesus did.
Zachary Foster
He's stiff as a board, stuck in the mud and can't take dis left yeh
Nicholas Moore
hmmm
Benjamin Sanders
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Xavier Ramirez
Did you watch his rematch with frankie? Flowy af tbhwy
Charles Stewart
I cant be closer to 6'4 if i tried Appearently i am, i thought Jon was billed at 6'5'". I only got 79" reach though how the fuck does he have 84.5"
Brody Morris
>AHH NATE PLEASE LET GO Like this?
Zachary Howard
What is your bench press?
Logan Foster
Anyone seen peru today? Havent seen him claim his manlet ass could heem everyone here.
Owen Stewart
>205 without Conrad Wew.
Luis Bennett
Who's listening to the Jordan Breen show CAPTCHA: 209
Aaron White
What the fuck is with you guys and Peru?
Cooper Wright
he's referring to eddie alvarez who's basically on his knees wanting a red pantie night.
interesting that he's begging for a fight with the GOAT now, when before he was playing coy when Ariel was asking him about it a couple weeks ago. Saying all that shit about "meh idk if I'll fight him, who cares about the money". Now i guess he realized that getting his head clattered against the canvas for 5 million aint such a bad deal.
Michael Johnson
I only listen to BloodyElbow content. I can't wait for the MMA Vivisection tomorrow.
Chase Hughes
Haha good one. People told me i looked like Joran before(i look nothing like him). Didnt know how to take that one. An insult? Does she now expect me to rape her and dump her body in the ocean? Havent done that in a long ass time no idea last time was a couple of years ago and i just got started in lifting and i did 280lbs. Shit happend in my life and stopped. Recovering from a knee injury right now and when that done im gonna start with BJJ and lifting again. Not like you give a fuck tho.
Adrian Howard
Dana shut him down when he wanted extra Conorbux.
Conor was ok, apparently with the price tag and Eddie tried to bump it up.
Dana told him to fuck himself and fed him to Khabib instead.
Leo Lewis
plebeian
Robert Reyes
>it's a dana goofs up a big card episode
Connor Adams
lol maxing out peru's height chart
Aiden Baker
Why cant dana just let us have our super card? I don't give a fuck about khabib anymore, he won't even make it to fight night.
Jose Cruz
205 PRESSER WITH DANA WAS SUPPOSED TO START 2 BINGS AGO
This guy is the best journalist in the MMA business
Evan Taylor
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Brayden Nguyen
I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday
Kevin Gutierrez
had plenty of super cards, get off you entitled ass and let the sport be a sport.
only reason you want it is your a mcgreggor mark
Jacob Carter
Khabib has a better track record at LW than McGregor, he dominated his Top 10 opponent, McGregor was finished by his
Kevin Parker
This, resting the main event of a big card on an injury prone guy is just asking for trouble. It will be some last minute meme matchup like 200 was
Andrew Lewis
reminder to install Cred Forums X
Aaron Hall
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Benjamin Brooks
>not being a conor fan reddit alert. too much meanie shit talking for you? awww boo hoo
Leo Hernandez
>that colour
Oliver Gomez
You realise it was Alvarez who fucked up and screwed himself, right?
Conor already set the highest record for any event in UFC history this year. Nothing will beat it in 2016.
The fuck does he care if he fights in 205 or not?
>Only relevant career win is RDA >Rest is cans >Fight every 10 years because of injuries >Deserving a title shot because he's 1-0 in terms of relevant victories
Wew.
Benjamin Gonzalez
>so mcgoober a wrestler now.webm
Jacob Morris
>yfw WME fires Dana for this goof behavior
Tyler Martin
but the you wouldn't listen to the PREMIER MINDS OF MMA
Lucas Ross
Eddie BTFO
Chase Sanchez
>Wew. And it's still more than Conor's LW career.
Justin Bennett
...
Wyatt Sanders
There he is! Was worried the guinea pigs had revolted and swarmed your small manlet ass.
Colton Lee
Why casuals all think Dana is the root of all evil?
Grayson Brooks
I can't responsibly be a fan of his when all his existing fans suck so bad
William Robinson
>being such a beta you care what other people think Lmao @ ur """"""""""""""""life""""""""""""""""""
Aiden Mitchell
wew Cyborg is -1500 on Sportsbook
Joseph Smith
Dana did nothing wrong
Austin Miller
Gotcha covered, babe.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Khabib dickrider.
You've been BTFO before on this topic, why do you insist on pushing it?
Isaiah Hill
>being such a fraud you pretend you're above socialization you're either lying or a sociopath
Evan Foster
Conor has wins over two top ten guys but nobody wants to talk about that because the fights didn't actually happen at 155
Josiah Murphy
the only difference between tony ferguson's wins and khabib's wins is edson barboza barboza is ferguson's only relevant victory RDA is a better name to have a victory over than Barboza khabib fought 5 months ago
James Bennett
>the city of boxing
Lucas Hill
Because he fucks up fun cards and gives us meme shit like UFC 200 Luckily WME will fire this goof and save us
Connor Thompson
Khabib is whatever. He sort of annoys me. But he's a better candidate for a title shot than literally not shit ever at 155 Conor McGregor is. As do Ferguson, RDA, Cerrone and Barboza.
Carson Thompson
Khabib vs Chicken shit Eddie @ 205
Conor vs Aldo 2
Woodly vs Wonder boy
David Murphy
so with ufc 206 being in canada and rory is in bellator, is it safe to assume GSP will make a return at this event
Juan Stewart
Find a flaw
James Morales
Well, yeah because we're talking about a title shot at 155. There are guys at 155 with two top ten guys at that weight that aren't getting title shots. McGregor is comfortably behind them.
Jaxon Rogers
barboza taking the place of RDA
Jason King
Be the hero of your own movie dummy
Julian Ross
>Cerrone
nah bruv, nah
Zachary Campbell
literally not bad to be honest
Jaxson Gomez
It'd be a bigger upset in my book than Hogda.
For casuals it wouldn't be, but realistically speaking, betting 100 bucks on the other chick could make me a billionaire like Vince McMahon.
Those are my #1 and #2 anti-boys.
Khabib and Ferguson. I shit you not. I hate the fuck out of RDA too but I'd take him any day of the week over any of those two.
You know what, lad?
I'd put McGregor and Khabib in that fucking Octagon. Conor either exposes Khabib when he fights real competition and every single one of the Kebab dickriders dies out or Khabib kills Conor for good and earns a title shot. In his current mode he's not worth a title shot anymore than Mickey Gall.
Oliver Cook
>win over the champ >wins over other ranked fighters a la Barboza, Miller, Henderson Uh, yeah.
Robert Martinez
did you guys see CM punk get rocked? oh boy hehe
Lincoln Davis
Khabib vs McGregor would be great, the shittalk would be a meme frenzy. But as far as title shots go, McGregor took himself out of the running when he split fights with a guy thats been decisively beaten by every Top 5 fighter ever.
McGregor, keep the belt well polished for me alri lad.
Ryan Clark
he didn't get rocked he got manhandled and choked.
really wish he would have stood and banged with him for a couple minutes before he embarrassed him on the ground. maybe sage will teach him a lesson.
Easton Robinson
his butt got flagged and deported from 155, give him another du before even thinking about the title fight
Caleb Cox
btw if sage isn't your boy, idk what your problem is.
Juan Gray
Gastelum is the underdog. Is Cerrone still a meme at WW?
Christian Evans
He went up a division and wrecked three dudes, hardly hurts his chances, especially when the guy he leg kicked to shit won the belt
Eli Lee
Does he deserve this?
Gavin Barnes
Styles make fights, lad.
Put a guy with endless cardio who can't get knocked out against a guy who's a KO artist with no cardio and you get what happened.
Stop downplaying the importance of this shit, man.
You saw what happened when you put Mini Mendes on the gas against Conor? It was a terrible match up for him. If Mendes had a better chin it would've been a completely different fight.
Matter of fact is, no one at 155 has a chin like Diaz. No one can eat shots like he did.
Look at Conor's face in this webm, he can't believe this zombie fuck won't go down.
Christian Ortiz
Gastelum either looks great in fights nobody cares about or looks underwhelming in fights people do, I like him to win but yeah I get it, and Cerrone looked insane against Story.
Christian Davis
i can understand why you don't like Ferguson, he has a shit tier personality not sure what you have against khabib though he's a respectful guy and has an exciting style imo is it just the "be careful" stuff or the fact that he's been injured so much cruz is your boy, and he spent plenty of time injured too
Owen Hernandez
>Mickey, get your hair gel together sir, I'm comin! Haha
Grayson Gutierrez
Hehe how embarrassing, I was stuck in the last thread and didn't realise we moved on
Jaxon Thomas
haha welcome back lad :)
Henry Hernandez
we seen him on steaks, if he can do it on salads again, then sure
Asher Collins
The fuck happened to his right knee?
Wyatt Walker
>Some morning breakfast and Recharge before I go train #recharge the best recovery product I've ever used! Enter in Sage10 to get 10% off your order from any products on Labrada.com!
Justin Peterson
Styles make fights and we've seen McGregor against exactly one style at 155. Let him build a portfolio first. As for the face, Conor has a vaguely panicked dead-eyed look whenever he gasses it seems.
As far as iron chins go Tony Ferguson is a contender. He's a fucking tank.
Jacob Reyes
stun gun will KO gunnar nelson jacare will beat rockhold bigfoot bigcountry will go the distance
Tyler Young
>Sage and Paige are both young, attractive athletic, prospects >Both are Christian >both throw meme strikes >Both have shown the heart of a fighter (vs Rose and vs Marin) Yet /heem/ loves Sage and hates Paige.
Hmmm.. It really makes you think...
Xavier Reyes
Nelson looked like shit vs Lewis though. Only thing good that fight was his chin.
Ryder Scott
>bigfoot bigcountry will go the distance stuff of nightmares
Ryan James
Reminder that despite taking his time and conserving energy, Conor still gassed out at the end of the 2nd round
Josiah Sullivan
dafuck you talking about.
looks like a normal knee. are you talking about his massive quad peeking down from his shorts?
Landon Campbell
He's roided the fuck out.
Jaxon Reed
I havent watched the TUF he is in. Brother claims hes such a fucking asshole in it.
Paige and Sage are my boys. That happy go lucky goofball attitude makes it hard to root against them.
Jordan Green
i love watching el cucuy fight. he has a weird unorthodox style that includes just eating strikes and still coming forward. the man will have some brain problems one day im sure
Xavier Taylor
I'm an ethno nationalist, technically speaking I shouldn't have boys like DC or Cruz because of obvious reasons. I dislike Muslims but it has nothing to do with why I dislike Khabib.
I genuinely think he's an overhyped can crusher like Fedor who will get exposed. I don't mind the injuries as long as you fight the best of the best. Why didn't Khabib fight Cerrone, Ferguson, Diaz, Barboza, Henderson, etc?
I dislike him for the same reason I disliked Fedor until he got legit exposed as a fraud and as a can crusher.
At least Cruz came off 3 years on the couch and dusted TJ and Faber, not that the latter grants him much merit, but still.
>Inb4 Dillashaw won
Ferguson got rocked by a can in his last fight though.
If you had said "Ferguson had an iron chin" I would've said yes, but nowadays it seems suspicious.
Dude, honestly, I'm not even in the lobby for Conor to fight at 155 for the belt. Idk why it seems that I'm so invested in this when there are much more interesting match ups for him. It just gets on my nerves that it's Khabib who gets it.
You just know he'll Sambofuck the shit out of Alvarez.
Dylan Cox
>one day That day came many years ago
Mason Allen
Ferguson's fundamentals are insanely good, he basically wins every fight once he starts pumping that jab and going to the body with straights, but yeah the insane Imanari rolls and spinning elbows are dope too. Vannata fight is lowkey FOTY.
Samuel Harris
Mike should be fined for attacking this poor Asian man
Ian Brooks
I'd fucking love to see Ferguson vs McGregor if somehow the LW title fight happens and after that he defends against him/khabib.
Carter Ward
So Wonderboy/Woodley is the main for 205 right? Eddie/Kebab doesn't seem like a bigger fight than that one
Logan Rivera
>im an ethnonationalist
"Ive never had sex with an attractive woman"
Jason Phillips
my stomach dropped when i saw this live weird seeing a guy who seems indestructible get really dinged like that. and to go one to struggle and wobble around, panic and get submitted too. not like he just got caught and the ref called it off
i was always pretty up on mcgoobler up until this fight, now i fear for him and his chinny chin chin every (just the one so far) fight
Chase Brown
Ferguson might be reaching the end of his rope, he's lived on his chin for years, Yves Edwards planted a clean headkick on him and he just smiled. But Vannata is seriously good and pushed his head directly down into a high kick, anyone would get rocked by that, it's a shin impacting directly into your dome.
I would rather see Ferguson fight for the belt, but the UFC booked him against RDA for some godforsaken reason.
Brayden Harris
>Inb4 Dillashaw won i'm autistic, not retarded lad we'll see if Khabib is overhyped if the fight happens i think the match is going to happen like Wade-Makhachev did
Juan Collins
If Khabib wins you know people are going to say Alvarez was shit anyway
To be fair he hasn't had the strongest run in the UFC but he brought it against RDA who was on a tear
Lucas Barnes
Same. Hate to say it but im a McGregor dickrider, even though i love me the diaz as well so those fights i loved either way. I like McGregors ballsy style and shit but when chad took him down and started fucking him up i thought that was it. Knew the first fight his ass was gonna get exposed because BJJ is conors achilles heel. Id like to see him rematch aldo then move on to LW and see how he does. Great grapplers in LW that can definetly fuck his ass up.
Eli Phillips
Honorable American wrestling > Slav grip
Alvarez wins in the 2nd
Camden Cooper
>To be fair he hasn't had the strongest run in the UFC
He lost to Cerrone and then won two split decisions, desu i though Pettis beat him
So he's like 2-2 in the UFC. Conor will heem him
Hunter Taylor
All ufc champions except Amanda Nunes have tattoos, show some hespec
Ferguson already called out McGregor prior to his Aldo fight I believe.
>Projecting I have a vast experience with women, you goof. Stop being such a homosexual.
Same with Lawler, he survived on heart for 12 years until Lawler deleted the very little last bit he had.
It still fucks with me that Vannata didn't capitalise for a finish though.
RDA vs Ferguson might be potentially spicy, it's not a fight I mind. Would I rather see Ferguson fight for the title instead of Khabib? 100%.
I believe he is overhyped, I just don't see Alvarez finishing him.
Alvarez isn't Bellator Alvarez anymore, man. When he was fighting Chandler, that was an Alvarez I can see fucking Khabib up. He's off the juice now too.
Jacob Torres
I think the wrestlefucking was just a bit too much, but I think I do recall hoping the decision went Pettis' way that fight
It's just that RDA fight where he excelled though, nothing too impressive prior. He's certainly not shit though
Luis Collins
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Parker Rodriguez
>>Inb4 Dillashaw won
The fight was a draw at best.
Brandon Adams
Dustin gets rocked in basically every fight he's in
He wont last at LW
Xavier Williams
I didnt say anything about experience you lying sperg
Jeremiah Harris
>When he was fighting Chandler, that was an Alvarez I can see fucking Khabib up. I still have memories of their hematch where Chandler carried and dumped Alvarez on his head at the end of the first round. I don't think Khabib is anything like the kind of athlete Chandler is, but still, it makes me pause.
Ian Long
you can't say someone is shit if they became a UFC champion desu you can say they're not the best and that they can be beaten by their division's contenders, but if they got that far, they're legitimate and the same applies to anyone that beats them
Owen Phillips
MJ is just fast as shit and caught him clean with a good combination, Poirier hadn't been dropped in three fights before then, he got dropped in basically every fight at FW
Jeremiah Powell
>Where were his mount escapes? He should be embarrassed more for the fact that he got his ass absolutely kicked, but I went out there and knocked Luke out in the first round.
>Why should he be embarrassed that I’m the champ? I mean, really, it’s about time that Chris Weidman just shuts the f**k up. He’s acting like a little bitch, and we all know it. Everybody is sick of him and all that whining. He’s always feeling sorry for himself and making excuses.
>Quit being a little bitch, Chris. Get back in the cage, win a fight and then maybe we can talk.
BISPING TALKING THAT SHIT AGAIN The man is going to go on a Chuck Liddel KO tear as champ cap this post
Asher Watson
I agree wholeheartedly really, it's also part of the reason I think the "You're not a proper Champion until you defend" holds too much weight, but that won't stop people.
Angel Evans
He got badly rocked by Duffy
Wyatt Turner
>state of (You)
Alexander Perry
Duffy rocked him and Poirier turned into a wrestler
Jeremiah Carter
Not dropped, though. Not dropped like he got dropped by TUF ALUM AKIRA CORRISSANI.
Bentley Wood
most people go unconscious when they fight duffy
Gabriel Gomez
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Ryder Lopez
Is this Spanish poster the same? He replies with the same autism but he's not spamming 'shook'
Alexander Davis
He also has legitimate power and is a legitimately good striker. Poirier is very overrated and was almost certainly going to get squashed by any top 10er
Aaron Martinez
Thats true
Daniel Cruz
Shut the fuck up.
You're right.
I should've mentioned I had all of my experiences with beautiful women, sans for the girl I dated the longest. But my record can't be spoiled by one bad apple.
See, that Alvarez I can sorta see taking on current Khabib, but this one? I see the same result, Eddie dropped on his head.
Still, it's 2016. All the upsets that happened this year, I wouldn't be surprised to see Cyborg lose and Khabib KTFO.
>
>Being SHOOK
Jose Ross
Yes you just need to trigger it. He's literally insecure about what people think about him so now he just tries writing paragraphs of shit to make it seem like he knows what he's talking about
Eddie's boxing at range and footwork against Chandler the 2nd time around was super slick, if he keeps range well against Kebab he should tear his shit up imo
Luis Wright
This isn't Zane Simon
Ryder Richardson
hate to agree with Bra7i1, but yes. Conor is excellent, but he doesn't win another fight w/Aldo...and he knows it and that's why he'll duck Aldo for the rest of his career.
Lincoln Powell
it would have been hilarious if he faceplanted doing that flip
Cooper Sanchez
why does his voice annoy me so much?
Nathan Cruz
>Jack Slack: How to analyze fights
Kek
Ian Wood
glover pulled some Aldo @ ufc 194 in this fight the fuck was he thinking. he's the same height as rumble you don't just stroll up and bob up and down because mike tyson is in the audience. its rumble ffs. rest in peace glover.
Charles Miller
This isn't my Kid Nate
Jeremiah Ward
3 Hail Mary's will do
Easton Ward
BASED AF
Ethan Moore
Hey, on the dl, the mma analysis on mma oddsbreaker is the best mma podcast. Zane and Conor are too autistic, and if you enjoy the eugene and cuck nate forced meme, you could straight up just be a fucking retard.
Alexander Barnes
Did his tooth actually fly out? Has there been an official statement?
Levi Morgan
We all listened to care/don't care first bro, links are here
Elijah Morales
That's what I'm hoping for, buddeh.
Man, you got me nostalgia feels about Lellator when Eddie was there.
I legit think current Rumble would've heem'd Jones if they had fought.
Noah Cook
No. yes.
Parker Parker
That totally is a tooth flying out, you can see it fall down around 6 sec mark on the webm to the left of Rumble's shorts
James Davis
...
Jayden Myers
>I enjoy sweaty nerds talking about odds and footwork more than Nate bashing whitey and Eugene recounting orgy stories from the 70s kill you're self
Hudson Cox
This. what kind of goof wants to listen to cookie cutter podcast #7?
Alexander Brooks
>Irish Edmund Why is he saying this?, >t. New Jersey Edmond If anything He made a horrible job with Frankie's striking vs Aldo.
Alexander Butler
>forgetting based Alexei
Cooper Allen
I really, really fucking hope they do fight. We were robbed of that one. I honestly was hyped to see if jones would get KO'd or if he'd outclass rumble like he does everyone else. win win situation. too bad jones' only fight since stripped of the belt was a poor one against ovince st. poo
maybe bones has lost his mojo and we'll never see the fight as it should happen
Tyler Wright
Holy shit, my sides. Fucking decimated.
Josiah Powell
Kavanagh and Edmond are shitty coaches that got lucky
Evan Clark
he's more Irish John Hackleman, guy who lucked into having one outstanding fighter walk into their gym despite only creating bad fighters
Caleb Anderson
is edmund a joke to people actually in the ufc level fight game? or is this just a reference to a coach having one superstar fighter?
Asher Lewis
Kavanaugh is a Bjj coach and that is conors weakest point. Edmund is a striking coach and that is Rondas weakest point. They're meme coaches that don't do anything.
Landon Collins
lmao he has the nerve to speak after his best guy got cucked the fuck out by aldo
Cameron Ward
>losing to aldo twice >losing to bendo twice
Bentley Wood
Both
James Morales
>losing to bendo twice >implying Edgar didn't won both them shits nigga puhlease
Benjamin Thomas
>is edmund a joke to people actually in the ufc level fight game?
Honda was his only fighter that could pull back to back victories. Anyway, did you even lsiten to his coaching during the Holm fight?
Charles Lewis
>Mark Henry Trains Frankie, Alvarez, Barboza, Moraes and Weidman >Kavanaugh Trains Conor, paddy, and aisling
Matthew Howard
>Weidman
Thats Serra longo you pleb
James Williams
Haven't forgotten, I just prefer listening to the analysis degenerates and figured all the meme loving fucks here would too.
Noah Long
RDA will probably win but the last two are close enough, especially the Rocksalt fight
Christian Kelly
conor's coach helped him figure out nate diaz
frankie's coach fucking stinks
Brandon Jones
>Mark Henry >trains good strikers to strike better >Kavanaugh >trains pikeys white belt lvl scissor sweeps and how to beat a christian in a twitter war
Jackson Rodriguez
He started training striking with Mark Henry after 194 goof
Grayson Ross
>conor's coach helped him figure out nate diaz
Noah Parker
mark henry is just assblasted that he couldn't beat aldo in 50 minutes
Wyatt Miller
oh yes that puzzle piece Diaz brother
Oliver Ward
>jacare will beat rockhold
*decision
Luke Adams
>Use leg kicks
Am i an elite trainer now?
Zachary White
>foreshadowing
Dominic Adams
Breese recently moved up to middleweight.
Connor Carter
The second one was closer than the first, but I thought the first should have been uni for bendo desu senpai
Grayson Hughes
To be fair I didn't actually expect him to do it
The funny thing is Artem did the exact same earlier in the night and Nate still didn't check them properly
Joshua Wood
>he didn't get rocked Mate his head got smacked into the ground multiple times.
Jayden Price
Good, he was a massive welterweight Look at that picture and keep in mind that Sean Strickland used to fight at middleweight
Charles Gonzalez
Wow Wonderdad is racist af
Landon Powell
one of my all-time favorite heems
Carter Richardson
Cyborg had a brutal weight cut so it might be a factor. I'll put a hunnid down on Lansberg just in case
Ayden Martin
Don't speak to me.
Benjamin Miller
>ywn walk out to this song in front of a drunk British crowd
>Conors coach helped him figure out the guy with weaknesses so well known, even fans know the gameplan to beat him
Daniel King
...
Kevin Jackson
>calls Tyrone slow Literal unironic racisism
Evan White
The blacksploding left hook strikes again. Whitebois simply can't take it.
Ethan Morales
>she will never choke you out with those strong arms
Noah Stewart
is it roids?
Landon Lewis
>still lost to Nate in the first fight Did conor get exposed by Nate?
Ian Sullivan
What is this new "Paddy" meme?
Jackson Davis
keep doing this bulgaria
you're alright
Carson Morales
GSP is plan B for 205, in case Conor won't make it.
Robert Adams
>swn spoon you with those big arms
no, she natty thicc
Zachary Brooks
Jiu jitsu community especially is riddled with steroids
Dominic Gray
Some regional guy with a bit of buzz
Noah Morris
high test
Adrian Gonzalez
I can't find the option to cancel my fight pass what the absolute fuck dana
Joshua Watson
wondertwink fanbois are annoying senpai
Robert Ortiz
Why the fuck would you do that goofball
Xavier Perry
>he thought he could cancel fight pass
what a goof
Nathaniel Williams
why would you cancel FightPass?
Nicholas Cook
fuck you goofball
Jordan Perez
I already cancel that shit
Angel Hall
Jesus Christ, and Dern still won.
Jordan Butler
(You)
Ryan Cruz
illegal
Joseph Wright
I literally can not believe that anybody who has seen all that FightPass™ has to offer would cancel their membership.
Ryan Cooper
...
Dominic Gomez
>Thanks for the rematch, Conor!
Jose Williams
:3
Dylan Perry
mike perry lads
Jose Ross
13 (thirteen) seconds
Owen Ward
I decided to finally look up this up only to find that they've had like at least four separate grappling matches. Did McKenzie win all of them or what?
Ethan Clark
I hate large tit gaps
Dominic Perez
I like Paige, even though she's a total camwhore she seems like a sweet girl. Sage is a weirdo.
Colton Gomez
It's the weirdly controlling dad factor that really makes Sage's situation kind of unsettling.
Luis Hughes
they region lock literally every event in Perú
James Richardson
can you imagine being in high school and your brother getting arrested and everyone knowing that he was raping a boy? wewlad paige
Zachary Cook
>Don't you fucking dare backchat me, or I will slay you now where you fucking stand, you fucking Gooby cunt
>Oi ms Dee,I just wondered if you'd like to be my girlfriend. I think you're lovely
how does he respond
Christopher Rodriguez
>Get completely outclassed and make the legendary ronda look like a soccer mom who stepped in the cage. >"Beautiful work champ"
Sage is fine when you think of him as a human golden retriever. But when you think about the fact that he's an actual person, it is a bit worrying. His dad put hgh in his milk and cereal, wouldn't surprised if that's not all he put into Sage
Jason Gomez
Why do you always post this image you weirdo
Gavin Watson
I wouldn't be too surprised if he threw in some 96 banter desu
She's inducing hypertrophy in my dick if you know what I'm saying
Evan Harris
...
Hunter Kelly
Guess the fighter
Kayden Edwards
...
Julian Howard
'no'
Adrian Sullivan
Overeem
Jeremiah Ortiz
no
Luis Collins
Court McGee
Angel Miller
>mfw reverse google America is so fucked up jesus christ
Mason Green
no but you're on the right track
Austin Watson
What did derrick lewis say
Ryder Baker
Myles Jury?
Aiden Barnes
Just some bantz
Tyler Cook
She's won once, and it was really a draw except with a point deduction for Gabi.
Jose Allen
that's not America it's here in Florida m8
lol that's pretty good
i was looking for Cortney Casey
Jacob Long
Well that kind of ruins the mystique of it all.
Jayden Bell
"He said he's 'ere to take over? Well am 'ere to conquer."
Matthew Walker
As opposed to the great land of Ausfailia?
Gabriel Martinez
takes 2 secs to search up how to
William Scott
He is going to get BTFO fast in the UFC
Leo King
you now remember paddy the holligan
Jason Jenkins
What you got on us besides 'dingo ate me baby'? You guys have monthly shootings including cops getting sniped in the streets.
Oliver Sanders
DELETE
Jose Ross
>when Gooby's neck snaps off the canvas and justice for 96 prevails
Dylan Jones
You now remember Cathal "Split decision" Pendred.
Jayden Smith
UFC champions
Andrew Myers
Will she be able to get a finish in her next fight?
Bentley Wilson
my sides are in orbit
Nathan Wright
Ay you got me there big boy
Carson Barnes
Yes, and she'll be fighting me in the privacy of a bedroom.
Nolan Smith
>the combo that retired him were three straight lefts in a row
Robert Barnes
It was only a matter of time
Owen Howard
Will it be streamed on chatterbate la
Christopher Robinson
no way buddeh
Leo Mitchell
stipe tapped
Jonathan Jackson
If he wins, will he be charged with hate crime?
Grayson James
He fights like Bisping in Hendo 1: The Heemening mode all the time. Circle into the power hand, evade straight back all the way to the cage, chin in the clouds at all times. Literally all you need to send him to the dark realms is a right hand.
Jordan Myers
I forgot that fight even happened >15 seconds
Evan James
Cruz won the first 3 rounds, and that's not up for debate at all.
Colton Torres
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Cooper Butler
Some one should show Paddy this thread
Jaxon Howard
>tfw I heemd every here
Nicholas Johnson
he has a pretty comfy fb page desu with high responsitivity
/Paddy-The-Baddy-Pimblett-822419524499857
also whats the beef between the S*n and Paddy?
Benjamin Long
Can Khabib box?
Jeremiah Lee
lol does the sperg only link the previous thread if he made it too?
Noah Sullivan
He is a Liverpool fan and they hate the S*n for lying about the Hillsborough disaster.
Benjamin Flores
the sun btfo scousers by telling the real truth about illsbereh
Landon Fisher
His stand-up is SHIT
Austin Lee
don't be mean to rogan
David Morales
>links to the previous thread matter Lmao
Hunter Morales
Is golf a sport?
Matthew Watson
You do a good job making these threads OP but if I could just make one autistic suggestion: If you list fewer upcoming events the OP looks cleaner.
Carter Torres
That suggestion has been made manytimes by many people. He won't listen because he's a sperg and spergs are selfish shitters that only do what they want to do.
Joshua Martin
No, anything that you can do in church clothes and without breaking a sweat is not a sport
Grayson Mitchell
>caring about the OP
Ian Ross
Is Conor Hated cause of anti Irish sentiment? Hatred against the irish is alive and kickin. Anti Conor fans should grow the fuck. The man's never had a boring fight yet he gets so much shit
Adrian Parker
they don't matter at all and nobody ever uses them but it's hilarious to specifically include it only if it links a thread that you personally made looool
Leo Cook
That's a big forehead
Eli Powell
A sport doesn't have to be physically demanding to be a sport, numbskull.
Carter Howard
>I’ve Got a Higher Juice Concentrate Than Tropicana what did he mean by this
making fun of a pathetic OP doesn't mean the OP matters friend, it just means it's fun to do
Jordan Jones
Who is your favorite WMMA competitor?
Nathan Powell
It fucking does, snooker, darts, golf, chess etc are GAMES not SPORTS, you can still have competitions in them but without athletic element they are not sports
Michael Ward
conor :)
Benjamin Allen
where is the original
Levi Hill
gus :)
Adrian Brown
Alright, google supports your position so I'm gonna say you're right
Dominic Peterson
What did she mean by this?
Noah Bell
t. an anti irish bigot
Nolan Smith
>She
Benjamin Stewart
"She" is so full of test-e that I'm sure that's a lie tbqh.
Logan Young
Anyone have the close up of Rivera getting his eye poked in?
Jordan Hall
>you >calling anyone pathetic
Isaiah Cox
I honestly don't get what she does mean by that
Can't understand that response at all
Jace Rodriguez
w.g.a.f.
Hunter Peterson
a fuckin' L E A F
Andrew Richardson
will do when making the OP
Cooper Taylor
...
Easton Peterson
>tripfag >diaz fan checks out
Luke Parker
Cyborg doesn't write 99% of the shit that gets posted from her twitter Honestly, I'm not sure who manages it for her
Tyler Adams
>my body can have babies
We don't know that for sure
Grayson Young
"the OP is important"
Zachary Butler
got it bro, will do ;)
Sebastian Harris
oh cool thnx
fucking reddit photoshopping rose's stuff
Nathan Bailey
jeez wtf, the ref is like yeah i saw that. Yeah i fucked up but it like 1.6 seconds later I can't do anything about it now.
Kayden Sanchez
lmao I just imagined that I believed the OP was important and it made me kek
Logan Ortiz
don't even need to come up with a "witty" indirect reply you know who i'm talking to and the things they do
Nathaniel Kelly
He is right you know...
Jaxon Bennett
the ref taps his body to indicate that he thought the knee was to the body you idiot
Jaxon Price
I agree, Mohammed is right
Jordan Rogers
Alright guys listen up, I just started doing this really important shit, which means I'm not going to be around to make the OP anymore, I'm just way way too fucking busy with all this important shit I'm doing
Anyway, I'm going to get back to doing this super duper important shit, so just so you guys know, I'm not going to be posting here as often anymore, due to how much important shit I have, so just keep in mind that whatever OP is probably being made is not very likely to actually be me doing the posting, because I'm really really busy lately
Just keeping you guys in the loop, I know how important my OPs are for everyone around here, I just wanted to make sure you guys all knew how busy I am, and that I also won't be making the OP very often, thank you.
Sebastian Ross
Thank you.
Thomas Clark
*thumps his chest softly with his fist while staring you in the eyes with respect*
Brayden Rogers
...
Jaxson Edwards
Who RANDY BROWN here?
Cameron Wood
Because if it wasnt for the billionaires, the working class wouldnt have a venue to compete
Preety simple stuff really.
Ryder Moore
rory on that real nigga shit
Bentley Young
MADMAN
Levi Gomez
i wouldnt be surpised if this were true. Why waste the goobs on a shit (and boring) draw like eddie....
smart move, if true.
Jayden Roberts
*tips*
Lincoln Edwards
>Anyway, did you even lsiten to his coaching during the Holm fight?
during the last Travis fight was even better. he lost his voice screaming his head off at his own guy. and it wasn't even advice, he was just dressing him down which is bizarre
Brandon Peterson
make this happen
Jonathan Garcia
STILL MY BOY
Jack Jenkins
Rory vs Shane Carwin
Andrew Young
>vehemently support billionaires
what is shaheen al-shatti talking about
Ayden Hughes
how did Rory ragdoll this 300 lbs goliath terminator
really makes me think
also plz delete
Michael Hall
basically heems whipping boy lol
I want Conor in the OP too you piece of shit make sure you include that too lmao
John Harris
>pay for all the infrastructure >orchestrate all the logistics >shoulder all the financial risk
yeah fuck those billionaires who dont wanna spew money on fighters who couldn't draw a stick figure
Joshua Wood
Conor should vacate the FW belt so Dana's happy, then beat up Eddie and win the Lightweight title, then go back and pummel itsy bitsy Aldo one more time and take his belt again. This way not only will he be a two-division champ but also a two time world FW champ.
Chase Bailey
He has lost his mind
Brandon Sanchez
Yeah, fuck the people who literally made the sport and deliver the product. I'm literally Bernie Sanders mode over a few thousand dollars.
Liam Torres
Shut it
Jaxson Peterson
would be cool if he could make it happen just to bring some attention to the fact that the 5 minute round setup is pretty fucking arbitrary
Gabriel Hughes
>pretty fucking arbitrary More shit we got from boxing, though round intervals are viewer friendly. Nice to see guys come out fresh a few times with coaches helping them adapt and get a fresh perspective on things
Carter Rodriguez
yeah i also admit that usually the longer round or untimed round set up opens the doors for really fucking bizarre and boring fights
Luke King
I didn't realize bisping had a tatt. I know Rockhold doesn't.
Connor Ward
I agree for the most part, except once the financial risk is so minimal that you can't help but make millions, it's time to pay the people that allow you to make those millions what they're worth. It goes both ways.
Angel Clark
It's pretty visible buddeh.
Btw out of top 15 p4p only Rockhold and Dillashaw don't have any tattoos
maia is so good he made a former interim champ look like cm punk
Sebastian Martinez
>DJ Writing on whole forearm, armband on other bicep >Cruz Pretty big across the upper back >DC small drawings on both biceps' >McGregor A lot of big tattoos >Aldo Small on shoulder >Stipe Big writing along spine >Alvarez "Alvarez" across his back, fucking silly if you ask me >Joanna really tiny one by the ankle >Tyron small drawing on shoulder and bicep >Bisping big writing on bicep >Lawler shitty tats all over >Rockhold none >RDA all over upper left arm and left side >snake in the grass none >Frankie half of both arms
Josiah Rodriguez
he's been saying this shit forever m8
Jason Gonzalez
I've got the next thread
Elijah Rodriguez
...
Ayden Williams
BEG ME
Charles Anderson
Who do I get angry at for ruining 205
Schaub bless
Jacob Wright
Yourself for having shit taste
Ethan Peterson
Joanna has 0 tatoos
Henry Hughes
Schaub bless you lad
Ryder Davis
Wut
It sounds like she's implying she'll miss weight, I have no idea what she's actually trying to say though.
>The same commission that sanctioned CM Punk to fight with 0(zero) experience wouldn't allow Derek Brunson to fight because his vision wasn't good enough
Matthew Ward
Does anyone have a new thread ready to go? I'll start one if not. Let me know immediately.
Elijah Ward
Sage is my boy
Christian Evans
Good, shit sighted "people" should be eradicated for the greater good t. shortsighted "person"
Cameron James
new thread sorry no time to stick around gotta go
Oliver Howard
...
Ayden Hernandez
...
Joshua Gonzalez
...
Brayden Kelly
...
Austin Carter
t.shill
James Diaz
...
Michael King
...
Nolan Howard
...
Brandon Cook
...
Benjamin Gomez
...
Sebastian Taylor
...
Alexander Nelson
...
Nolan Stewart
...
Samuel Hughes
...
Julian Gray
...
Colton Turner
Schooby bless
Hunter Scott
Janny RAZOR SHARP
Bentley Fisher
Nice OP thanks
Samuel White
who is your favorite mixed martial artist?
Benjamin Foster
...
Lincoln Johnson
Mishka Namajunas
Aiden Green
Really makes you think.
Robert Russell
good choice of MMA fighter
Isaac Hughes
Just watched UFC Tonight. Eddie is ducking Khabib, Conor is ducking Eddie.
Isaac Nelson
I have my first fight coming up on Friday, my opponent is 1-0 and he's an all natural vegan athlete. From what I've been told he's going to be coming into the fight fully carbed up, having consumed at least thirty bananas in the hours prior.
Give it to me straight, /heem/... do I even stand a chance?
