Official Blue Jays @ Mariners game thread

why would i be mad, thank you americucks, for the free three wins

Seattle got soooo btfo yesterday

You got us. We're really pissed about that 10-2 win yesterday.

im kinda pissed we let that shit team score 2 runs on us

imagine what happens when we face an actual contender?

>this thread

why are americans such fucking disgusting pigs, get that shit out of here

you want to eat it, taste the delicious brown chocolate in your mouth

It's what Trump or Hillary will be doing to all of you soon, anyway.

poopy in your mouth :D :D :D

and obama has been doing for the last eight kek wh6y are americucks such cucks is it in their DNA?

THIS WILD CARD RACE IS INSANE

LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKING TEAMS

and you won't make it

Jays desu.

NICE PROJECTION LOL JAYS JUST ELIMINATED YOUR ASS BUTTHURT MARIC.UCK KEK, OH BTW JAYS +1 IN THE WILDCARD , NIGGA WE GONNA WIN OUT AND WIN THE DIVISION KEK STAY BOOTYBLASTED BITCH C.KEK

POO

Not done yet...

Yes your team is

You could just have said "IN MARTS"

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sanchize is going to get fucking shelled

hes always been a meme le 1 pitch man

sorry im not brazilian

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Oh that's right, you literally drink shit on your waters.

Nice projection, did you know almost all brazilians tap water has trace amounts of fecal matter in it? did you know that Canadian athletes had to take antibiotics to not get sick from these trace amounts of fecal matter in the tap water? did you know that statistically speaking, the average brazilian consumes the equivalent to one shit log a year from their water supply?

Have a (You), shit drinker.

Get the fuck out of my thread you shit drinking disgusting hue, i bet your breath smells like shit, your teath stained brown and you live in a piece of shit tin shack favela, your average life expectancy is 29, enjoy dying in a few years, shit drinker

10 year 437 million dollar contract

holy kek you cant make this shit up

and he strikes out

lol idk whos more shit, cano or this felix king cuck hernandez with a 9.39 era KEK

more like cuck court kek

man you have to be a literal cuck to wear a tshirt that says "king (insert someone elses name)"
and theyre in a cuck corner to top it off

kek

Nice, the shitposter got banned.
Back to Blue Jays talk.

well tBh he kinda did have a point, america athletes when they went to brazil had to bring their own water and take antibiotics so they didnt catch diseases from the fecal infested water and die

but that failed olympics experiment is over now, i just feel sorry for anyone still living in brazil,

hopefully your infrastructure water infiltration system gets updated one day my third world friend!

Thanks user, but it might be sad to be Canadian anyway since their MD or whatever said our water is as good as Canada's.

No they did not ever happen as Canada has the largest fresh water supply in the world and canadian athletes had to take antibiotics so they didnt get sick,

brazilians were immune to it of course since they built up an immunity through it by consuming the fecal infested water since birth

but thats just third world problems, maybe one day your country will become developed?

YouTube stream?

bluejays.com has free bluejays streaming HD for the month of september

If by being developed you mean using a proxy to shitpost minutes after being banned, well, I hope we stay third world.

None of that makes any sense
A) Im not using a proxy
B) I was just stating facts and agreeing with the previous canadian
C) it is a fact your country is developing and thus classified as a developing country (nice way of saying its a third world shithole)
D) how does what anything you say make any sense? did i upset you?

now please stop shitposting im trying to watch the game not being trolled by some brazilian who thinks his fecal infested sludge water is okay to drink

Talking about yourself on third person is one of the signs you should go to a psychiatrist.

>letting smoaK get a hit off you

Im not that guy, i was simply agreeing with him, your fecal infested water was on every news station in the US and Canada during the olympics

Holy shit sugar did something

And somehow you are the only person buttblasted in this thread. Git gud.

mariners unis are kind of nice I guess

those teal lime green shits from the other night were still garbage, not taking that back

Well no, the two canadians and now me, an american, would make at least 3 out of 11 posters in this thread, not including you would be 3 out of 10, so 30% of posters

Have a (You), Canada cuck.

Im not canadian as you can see i am american, and i dont know why you're even upset at us, you should be upset at your countries inability to put in correct infrastructure, and your countries corruption and overall third worldness

And yet I'm not leaving the threads, Canada cuck.

:/

Why are you projecting and name calling? grow up and stop shitposting, even if its in you

just ignore the hue guys, (You)s just make his spergboner harder

I'm going for a smoke after that spaghetti

What do you think about this one

maybe we should notify the proper authorities

>Canada cuck brings the shitposting
>gets banned
>Comes back with proxy and keeps shitposting
>will soon get banned aswell

>somehow this is my fault
You better get used to it, I'm not leaving.

based af actually

red and black schemes are kinda edgelord-y and out of style these days unfortunately, sneks have some sick uniforms this year too but they look so out of place and just like, too much

godammit shut the fuck up youre the one who brought up the shit water in the first place, no im not that canadian, just want you, the brazilian shitposter to fuck off

maybe youll get banned soon and fuck off

Here's my first post. What happened after was (You) shitposting, like 4 of the last 8 threads. If a brazilian cucked you or stole your wallet, it's not my fault. Cano at bat.

just hide his posts and move on, he'll get bored or realize he's acting like a 14 year old attention whore

2 run double coming right up

see

ill let the mods determine if your shitposting is acceptable

Please no.

>1 400 athletes
>the shanty developing town of brazil

nvm its a seager grand slam episode

The jays uniforms are just beautiful

I like this meme.

>he gets a strikeout
Just you wait.

holy shit the poo drinkers are multiplying

agreed

>when you trying to take home on a wild pitch but russGOD's staring you down

AHAHAHAHAHAH

HOLY FUCK

HOW SHIT CAN SHITTLE BE

MY SIDES

KEK

smooth sanchize

iktf

Runs please.
>talking to you Joey

holy shit

MVP MVP MVP

>jays leadoff double

fucks sakes you know we dont score from these josh

what the fuck was that gesture lmao

based viking

QUITE THE OVERREACTION EDWIN

Do the limbo

dude EE put his heart into not having his paunch get hit by that ball

imagine the feeling of a 100 mph baseball hitting you on the foot, fuck.

STOP HITTING OUR PITCHERS

king cuck hasnt been able to throw 100mph for years

time for another CLASSIC bautista DP

hit this one home jose, bring him home

i need you to rethink what you just posted

what is with joses theatrics? he cant have one plate appearance without doing something that just looks stupid.

Fuck.

>man on third
>DP

that would be pretty creative even for the jays

no i dont because everything i said is a fact

then you need to rethink what he posted

kek it was kinda close too

fucking donaldshit, just stay at first next time

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Thanks for the memes USA.

are you saying felix threw a 100 mph fastball that somehow hit himself in the foot?

im referring to when the ball comes off the bat you dingus

No Im saying felix hasnt been able to throw 100 in years
im referring to when the ball comes off the pitchers hand you dingus

kek

is this an eloborate troll?

the canuck was refering to what it must feel like for felix to get hit by a ball with a 100+mph exit velocity coming off the bat and you said felix hasnt been able to throw 100 for years

are you mentally ill desu?

Are you trying to tell me that felix can still throw 100 LOL literally show me him doing that once in the last 2 years KEK

Are you underaged or is your IQ under 100 or something?

How are Jays losing to these jobbers

>realizes he was being retarded
>pretends it was on purpose

alright

Estrada and Sanchez pulled a freaky friday

The averahe brazilians IQ is 77, perhaps that has to do with the pollutants the consume via water

So you admit that I was right and that king felix is now babby felix and is incapable of throwing 100mph?

2outwitzki

that was a filthy fucking curve ball

too bad the ump allowed him to get another hit

>you will never be called Sugar Jesus

he looks so happy

CMON GUYS WE NEED A RUN TO TIE THE GAME LETS GO JAYS GO AJSY GGO

go

jays

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JAYS

GO

GO

JAYS

GOgo

jays

go

GO

JAYS

GO

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JAYS

GO
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jays

go

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GO

Odds - Jays win

Even - Marinators win

>that strikeout

take this canadiam bum back and give us one of your nips

IF DOUBmLES

jays win

That's not how baseball works.

if brazil shits his pants and drinks it, jays win

nice catch, thought it was going over his head for sure

also, the absolute state of this thread right now

thanks, brazil

Don't get yourself banned Proxy Canada cuck.

you won't even shit in your pants and drink it for your team to win? get the fuck out of here you fucking casual

>all these (You)s
>all those kids getting triggered at nothing
kek

you won't even shit in your pants and drink it for your team to win? get the fuck out of here you fucking casual

ITS A NEW DAY YES IT IS

>only 4 more innings for brazil to shit his pants and drink it

PANIC

>kids are still triggered they can't even watch the game

donaldshit deserves that for being such a fucking idiot and swinging at that

how the fuck was that a swing? he flinched because a ball fucking hit him

get her a dildo

okay fixed my keyboard
not sure what was up with that

what gift should i get my girlfriend for her birthday

also no brazil, dont suggest i get her a bag of shit no matter how welcomed that is in your "country"

dragon dildo bruh

bitches love dragon dildos

she already has one of a cast of my dick

is your dick dragon-sized

no but she has a cast of my friends Tyrone too

oh nice

also lind's sleeve thing is gay as fuck

i think its cool, i might get my friend tyrone one for when hes with my GF

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>shitshrek

aw yis

why did we use up all of our runs yesterday brehs?

they're bullpen will blow it

its because fucking brazil wont shit his pants and drink it for the win, and he only has two innings to do it

haha. Benoit

>2000 + 16
>neck tattoos

i swear on me mum if we lose 0-1 im gonna strangle brazil

cant believe you shitters traded our 7th inning guy for drew fucking storen

>not getting tatted up after getting rich

fucking pleb

the offense is generally shit and just got lucky yesterday

>being rich white trash

now whos the pleb

>rich
>white trash

literally not possible

russGOD is literally the best catcher in baseball

Who is Kid Rock

Based Smoaky

He was pretty close to that for a while, but obviously yadier molina existed for the whole time lol. He's still elite but hasn't been so good at throwing people out this year. Maybe he's losing some arm strength.

GODAMMIT BRAZIL

THERE ISNT MUCH TIME LEFT

QUICKLY SHIT YOUR PANTS AND DRINK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a rich guy who can do whatever he wants without caring about anyone judging him

W A L K

A

L

K

WE SMALLBALL NOW

S T E A L
T
E
A
L

good eye smoakey

its okay, this wasnt our year anyway

another 5 or 6 years of 4th/5th place finishes should rebuild our farm and in 10 years we can be playoff contenders again

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pomps can't even steal bases anymore

god damn so many fucking near homers in the last 2 weeks

brazil

please

please

OIM BEGING YOU

WE ONLY HAVE 4 OUTS LEFT FOR YOU TO SHIT YOUR PANTS AND DRINK IT

GO GO GOG OG

Nah hes white trash

>FOUR OUT SAVE
LETS GO NAPALM GOD

pillar either needs to get roiding or stop being a fucking faggot and increase his OBP

hes not going to hit even 10 homers a year at this pace and his walk rate is borderline unbelievable at this point

edwin diaz is genuinely better than osuna

daily reminder the jays are losing because brazil wont drink his shit in his pants

you can thank brazil for the loss , jays

BRAZIL PLS

donaldshit is SO fucking bad, he just swings as hard as he can every pitch and gets lucky that he has enough power to convert bad contact into hard hit balls

his approach is fucking shit

BRAZIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR MGFDHNJDFBJDAGBJAD

>sanchez pitches 6 innings of 1 run ball
>cant win the fucking game

JUST DRINK YOUR SHITPANTS YOU FUCKING HUE

brazil is gone lads I think he might be drinking his shit

based brazil

BRAZIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR MGFDHNJDFBJDAGBJAFD

This is a good thread.

D-did you d-do it?

i told you all year the offense has been shit and now you faggots are finally going to accept it

>now 2nd in the league in DPs

we are gonna be first in DPs and Ks by the end of the season

Theres a fucking child on the street throwing a tennis ball into a hockey net wearing a pitching glove

those were all fucking filthy. is cecil back brehs?

>gibby fell for the cecil meme again

What did he mean by this

alright but the thing is nobody likes you, go away.

thanks

i think no point pulling osuna out because jays already lost because brazil wont even take a sacrifice for his team?

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gibby only puts in osuna when we have a 10 run lead

you dont have to like me as long as you accept reality, thats all ive been asking for

no more pretending a team with this shit of an offense is a contender and has a chance to win the WS

we would have a chance if brazil just did the dirty deed

alright, so will you fuck off for the rest of the season now?

grilli is so animated, i fucking love it

Did he say fuck you to the sky?

Im falling asleep this is so boring

It's like he's a real person that enjoys what he does, it's amazing

When the Jays win the WS you have to an hero on cam

no one enjoys baseball

Just an excuse to drink beer for 3 hours

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>swinging at ball 4

damn this game is lit.

bautisa is hitting a home run

upvoted!

hes never hitting another homerun for us again

WOAHHH OH OH OH OHHHHHH OH

>playing 7 nation army after every pitch

FOR

WHAT

PURPOSE

LE SOLO DINGER MAN DOES IT AGAIN!

OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIT

MEME MAGIC IS REAL!

WE
BACK
BABY

REKT

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

NOO FUCKING WAY

HIGH AND DEEP TO LEFT!

Whoopsie

Jose batflip is back

THANK YOU SOLO DINGER MAN

A P O L O G I Z E

THANK YOU BASED BRAZIL YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN

Should I smoke this blunt right now or after this game?

AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA

HE ATE IT! HE ATE HIS SHIT!

Thank fuck I became s rangers fan last month

Fuck this meme nigger team

APOLOGIZE

Wow, so this is a Shitattle "home" game

right now my dude

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Quads confirm rags are bandwagoners and memeiners are nigs

>tfw walkoff homerun incoming

KEK

thank you brazil

thank you based brazil!!

nice digits

Its another hit a clutch homerun for the jays episode.

>yfw osuna blows the game

Only for Gibby to put a meme pitcher in for the bottom of the inning to lose it

Ya'll getting this stream with a 4 minute delay.
Get cable poor people.

>insulting biagini

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i cant watch it on tv my mom is watching an infomercial right now for some weight loss thing

tell your fatass mom to leave

im getting VERY excited rn at this baseball game

Tell your mom I like her just the way she is

OMG

YOU DID
IT

YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AND ATE IT

BASED BRAZIL

It's over
Shitattle wins

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Is seattle a based city? I honestly see no blacks in the crowd?

IS THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE EATING MORE OF YOUR SHIT?!?!?!?!?!?

OH NO HERE COMES THE COLLAPSE

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You'd think they would bring up an actual back up first baseman

Does travis unironically screw up a defensive play every single fucking game holy kek

Been a while since we went into xtras

it's like they're doing it on purpose.

EAT IT

KEEP EATING IT

>Devon travis
Pottery

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im sweating brehs

>Osuna coming it when it is a hold and not a save
>Implying Osuna can pitch when it isn't a save

does anyone have a webm of jose's homerun? i missed it because i was eating

don't worry Jays win (unironically)

psst, canucks.

Sup?

blue jays going to win the game with a home run by travis

he is absolutely putrid at defense. maybe hes retarded? how did he ever end up playing 2nd base?

>Gibby goes to osuna
what a madman

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It's not fucking around now, sometimes you just gotta summon the Jesus power

reminder gibby is the best manager in baseball

If Mariners dont score here, Jays win.

>DAE HO LEE

sounds like the most made up chink name ever

BASED
A
S
E
D

delet this

Osuna would be a SUPERSTAR CLOSER in LA.

He's a beaner so we'd give him extra love

Cap this.

It's actually Lee Dae Ho, you fucking stupid white boy shit.

Jays really chewed up some arms in yesterday's game, gotta think they have the advantage now.

W E W
E
W

brazil quick question, did you only shit your pants and not eat it? shitting your pants may have tied it but we actually need fecal consumption in order for the jays to come away with the W

>3-pitch strikeout

>that was a long run friend, pls let me rub your leg for you

I'll delete your fucking life, kid.

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Shots fired

did you not webm the dinger? wtf

Kek

And Seattle didn't...?

The NL west is a joke. Osuna wouldn't allow a run all season against a division full of AAA tier hitters.

MLB just tweeted it mang.

ITS HAPPENING

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THE SCRIBBLER!!!!!!!

Saunders smacking down the old squad

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

its happening, its happening, brazil is digging in and having a feast
post it here

*staring eyes emoji*

HOLY FUCKING BUNT

bunting and wasting an out is always stupid

there i said it

BASED SAUNDERS

inb4 suicide squeeze

>Best shot at scoring is another bunt

Not with team RISP hitting

if the jays dont score here they will lose

Yeah small ball that shit up nigga

Hasn't this been proven too? Except Groins is like a .170 hitter so at least he made contact with the ball

Touche, forgot jays used as many.

corner infield is playing on the dirt, you got your speedy pinch runner on.. I'd chance it.

yes it is

show me the stats that support this

pillar is so fucking bad lol

>not using based suspiciously asian looking man

strikeout
groundout

hes going to win the game though

>my stinky butt
theres your stats

1-2 count and the tracer shows all 5 pitches have been balls

FUCK OFF KEVIN REEEEEEE

The Jays rarely sac bunt and are awful with RISP. Watch baseball nerd.

>our only hope is brazil eating the shit out of his pants
did you shit your pants? maybe eat it and jays will win

>le swing on every ball man

>not using lil pom pom

FREEMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

DAT OUT

That's Pillar for you

They already used him

nice stat

oh wait......

>Osuna wouldn't allow a run all season against a division full of AAA tier hitters.
Thats just the Giants....the other three teams have explosive offenses and pitching of major league caliber.

Osuna would be a legit superstar closer tho.

Is Kevin pillar good?? Honest question this is my first game and my cousin is wearing a pillar jersey

>people actually against us bunting here

you fucking morons we CANNOT hit with RISP

do you not understand this? we LITERALLY CANT

all your stats and shit are irrelevant

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Make that every single pitch of that 8 pitch out, all of them were off the plate.
SCRIBNER FUCK MY BITCH

are you kidding me

Walk off home run incoming.

White slave

He's a great fielder and shit at everything else.

YOU FUCKER

EAT THE SHIT

I TOLD YOU TO EAT IT OR ELSE THE JAYS WILL LOSE

DID YOU ONLY SHIT YOUR PANTS? SHITTING YOUR PANTS ALONE WONT FUCKING HELP

YOU HAVE TO EAT IT

AND THATS WHY YOU DONT FUCKING SAC BUNT

good god, pillar swung at like 7 balls, and then travis pulling that shit. holy hell

>BASED SCRIBS

Im scured guys

it was 7 actually. He literally swung at 7 balls.

What are you talking about 14 year old faggot?

ARe you retarded? case in point, that sac bunt just cost the jays the innings with no runs scored

bunting is stupid
eat it

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Find me the stat where the Jays have better success swinging instead of sac bunting this year. Oh wait you can't? Guess you're wrong bud...

Devon Travis
>Can't bat
>Can't catch a ball
>Can't throw

What the literal fuck someone go kill kevin pillar thats the ballgame

haha wow these cockboys just cant control themselves under the pressure how can we fix this that was way too fast for an extra inning at bat this is too much man lol

Watching >RISP while faded af is funny as fuck when it's not your team.

The Mariners lead MLB with 6 walk off home runs this season. One more would set a franchise record.

WE CANNOT HIT WITH RISP YOU STUPID FUCKING AMERISHIT

read the thread idiot
our only hope to win is you taking a Serafin and eating your shit for the jays

take one for the team

>the explosive padres
Top kek

Best ERA on the team in the last 7, last 15, last 30

What u faded on son

how 2 fix

>the jays are a special snowflake different than all the statistics indicating sac bunting is stupid

kys retard, case in point, that sac bunt didnt work and cost the jays the inning

Neat. That was a ball.

Nah, I don't live in the USA, sorry about that SHART IN MARTS.

>ump giveth ump taketh away

sac bunting doesnt work you stupid fuck, its literally statistics, and this game literally just proved that even the alleged special snowflake jays team, bunting does not fucking work

Ben Gammel he of the "Literally who is this guy hitting 170 and why is he up in the bottom of the 10th??"

my heart cant take this game

How can you say it cost the inning. He wasnt scoring from second on a ground ball single.

>9
goddamit guys

jays lost

you can thank this fucking dirty hue for that

>0 outs
>advance runner
>vs
>non-constructive K

>its literally statistics

heres some statistics for you

THIS

OFFENSE

CANNOT

AND WILL NOT

HIT

WITH

RUNNERS

IN

SCORING

POSITION

YOU STUPID FUCKING BURGER DEMON

Are you 14?

it cost them the inning because the innings is fucking over when it could have continued without that "sacrifice"
Yes they can, statistics prove they can
Furthermore, unless you just missed what happened, that bunt did not work, cost the jays the out and with that the inning

are you zika?

>Sac bunt advanced the runner one base
>Swinging twice advanced no runners

Yes this certainly proves swinging works better. Lmao nice stats btw retard.

>Cano literally ice cold the last 6 games
>Bottom of the 10th
>1-1 game
>2 outs
>Imperial March plays as he walks up

Holy shit the crowd is loud af for the Jays. Is Seattle just totally devoid of fans?

You've got a diagnosis for the awtism son

What blew that inning was Pilly and Tarvis NOT bunting and swinging wildly (but then again I'm not watching the game just the scoreboard so dont know that for sure)

osunas fastball is just filthy

why are you so mad lmao its just a game bro

except your bunt cost the jays an out they could have fucking used as opposed to taking an out to move a runner one fucking base, it doesnt work, you literally just watched how it doesnt work

the jays are better at hitting than 75% of the league, and even for those other 75% of the time, sac bunts do not work

Jays series always like this. Hongcouver fans can only see their team for 3 games a year so they flock down to Seattle

>the jays who literally cant hit with RISP would have scored a run if they had another out to work with

whats it like being literally this stupid?

We invaded America. The most liberal cities bend over and take it.

Youre dense.

>t cost the jays an out they could have fucking used
To do what? Swing at the trash bin??? Damn nigga did a bunt fuck your wife?

Is Seattle a Canadian colony?

except your bunt cost the jays an out they could have fucking used as opposed to taking an out to move a runner one fucking base, it doesnt work, you literally just watched how it doesnt work

the jays are better at hitting than 75% of the league, and even for those other 75% of the time, sac bunts do not work

learn to statistics you stupid fucking cuckold
you literally just watched how i was right and how that bunt resulted in nothing

162 HOME GAMES

PLEASE SCORE FUCK SAKES

you're dense
how many times must i tell you that statistically speaking sac bunts almost never work, and that, i was, of course right and you were wrong, as we just witnessed

oh boy here we go, our 3 best hitters coming up, im sure they will score at least 1 run since nobody is going to bunt

>3 or so hours south of Vancouver
>Jays are canadia's only baseball team
>They make 1 trip a year to Seattle

HMMMMMM

THE SCRIBBLER!!!!!
(I enjoy saying that)

>7.11 ERA
>Jays will go 3 up 3 down on strike outs

They arent better at hitting with risp than 75% of teams. Statistics prove that.

>donaldson bunting
alright

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I had a small edible left. It's probably like a dose and a half so lkke 0.75

How often does. Osuna make 4 out saves?

Don't worry, Tom is boasting a 7.11 era this year.

very rarely

>7th best hitting team
>i know lets bunt and waste an out, so they only have two more chances at hitting, that will for sure work!
>it didnt work
>it never works

see that donaldson hit? that would have won the jays the game last inning if that bunt out didnt happen

OH BOY A BASERUNNER WITH ZERO OUTS?

IM SURE THE JAYS ARE GOING TO GET SO MANY HITS NOW BECAUSE THEY WONT BUNT AND WILL GET PRODUCTIVE AT BATS BECAUSE THEY ARE SUCH A GOOD OFFENSE

Who, besides NL cucks would bunt with their 3-4-5 hitters?

>the jays havent been shutout by multiple 6+ ERA starters this season, not to mention relievers

what did the Cred Forums man mean by this?

hello why are you responding to me? I was answering a question

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What, I say WHAT ENCARNACION IS HAPPENIN' HEA'!?

>7th best hitting team
>i know lets bunt and waste an out, so they only have two more chances at hitting, that will for sure work!
>it didnt work
>it never works

see that donaldson hit? that would have won the jays the game last inning if that bunt out didnt happen

ITS STATISTICALLY PROVEN FOR EVERY MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM SAC BUNTS ARE A PIECE OF SHIT

>ITS STATISTICALLY PROVEN FOR EVERY MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM SAC BUNTS ARE A PIECE OF SHIT

ITS STATISTICALLY PROVEN FOR EVERY MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM SAC BUNTS ARE A PIECE OF SHIT

>ITS STATISTICALLY PROVEN FOR EVERY MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM SAC BUNTS ARE A PIECE OF SHIT

>B-B-B-B-BUT MY SPECIAL JAYS!

no, you fucking idiot, kys

But the Mariners only have 1 pitcher with a 6+

I find it extremely irritating that canadians are so autistic that they make it a point to make every jays game at safeco a home game for them.
Mariners only have 78/77 home games a year.

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>American education

Sac bunt advances runner by an average of one base. If Pillar bunts the Jays win. By wasting two outs swinging it will lose the game.

My facts are backed up by reality. Yours by literally nothing.

shut ur chink ass up cuck boy I can already tell ur Asian
Watch the game. This some. Funny shit.

Remember when Gibbons got his shit pushed in by Bannister?

Holy fuck we triggered one.

OH BOY A RUNNER IN SCORING POSITION WITH 0 OUTS

HOLY SHIT THE JAYS ARE SURELY GOING TO SCORE A RUN HERE BECAUSE THEY ARE A REALLY GOOD CLUTCH HITTING TEAM AND TOTALLY CAPABLE OF GETTING HITS WITH RISP

its happening baby

no double play pls bautista

>My facts are backed up by realit

AHAHAHH YEAH THE REALITY WHERE THE SAC BUNT DIDNT FUCKING WORK AND THEY FUCKING GOT 0 RUNS AS A RESULT, WHEREAS THE JAYS WOULD HAVE WON IF IT WERENT FOR THAT SAC BUNT YOU FUCKING IDIOT, JUST LOOK AT THIS INNING, SEE THESE FUCKING HITS AND WALKS? NO BUNTS NEEDED, NO FUCKING PROBLEM

OH AND LOOK ZERO OUTS

FUCKING KYS

stop trying to teach canadians about baseball.

they're all going to leave once the blue jays miss the playoffs this year

He'll be going for a triple play instead

I'm calling Joey Bats to literally throw his bat at Nick Vincent after hitting a 3 run dinger to finally nail shit the coffin of my 2016 Mariners hopes.

BUNT HIM YOU FUCKIN FAGGOTS

>actually thinking this

hes literally going to hit a double play, its not even a question, it is an inevitability, like the sun rising and falling

V>7th best hitting team
>i know lets bunt and waste an out, so they only have two more chances at hitting, that will for sure work!
>it didnt work
>it never works

see that donaldson hit? that would have won the jays the game last inning if that bunt out didnt happen

ITS STATISTICALLY PROVEN FOR EVERY MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM SAC BUNTS ARE A PIECE OF SHIT

AHAHAHH YEAH THE REALITY WHERE THE SAC BUNT DIDNT FUCKING WORK AND THEY FUCKING GOT 0 RUNS AS A RESULT, WHEREAS THE JAYS WOULD HAVE WON IF IT WERENT FOR THAT SAC BUNT YOU FUCKING IDIOT, JUST LOOK AT THIS INNING, SEE THESE FUCKING HITS AND WALKS? NO BUNTS NEEDED, NO FUCKING PROBLEM

OH AND LOOK ZERO OUTS

FUCKING KYS

>ITS STATISTICALLY PROVEN FOR EVERY MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM SAC BUNTS ARE A PIECE OF SHIT

>B-B-B-B-BUT MY SPECIAL JAYS!

no, you fucking idiot, kys

i SWEAR TO FUCK ONCE THE JAYS WIN WITH NO BUNTS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS BETTER SUCK MY GIANT COCK

Id bunt him to stay out of a double play, better one out than 2.

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>mfw I answered a question about an osuna save and this burger is tagged me in his spergout

>actually thinking he will do anything but hit into a DP

wew lad

>Didn't get an out yesterday
>Will get 3 easy as fuck outs today

Show me on the doll where the bunt touched you

Very good throwing mechanics. Look at the follow through on the arm and the plane of his back.
Left too.. All that untapped black talent baseball could be enjoying....

oh look runners on the base

i know! lets give them a free out and bunt!

stupid fucking faggots

statistics say you're wrong
this fucking game and what already happened with that bunt PROVES you're wrong

Is the Seattle pen running on fumes right now? How many left before position players?

HOLY SHIT THANK YOU BASED JOSE

HE DID IT

HE MANAGED TO NOT HIT INTO A DP

Martin is gonna beat Zunino to death after crushing this dinger.

If Bautista bunts the Jays score and win. Wrong again faggot.

>ir's another player's ego is too big to bunt in a clear bunt situation in an important september ballgame
Fuck Gibbons 2bh

>whiffing on a NICK VINCENT fastballl

KEK

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Lmao

PLEASE NO STOP IT NO

your mom cant say the same
no if bautista would have bunted it would have turned into a double play you dumb fuck

>pissboi and sean both itt

too much shitposting

If I'm not mentally ill, should be 3 guys left

>gonna go 0-3 with RISP against a 7 ERA reliever

TOP KEK

This, bunting is known not to fucking work

This. Bunting has proven to be the winning formula.

>taking batting tips from BJ Upton

no no, just kill yourself, that bunting "Strategy" already failed you miserably last inning, fucking idiot

>giving free outs

Still have Caminero, Nuno and Venditte should be okay.

lgtss

>Jasy with RISP

just

LOL

.
unless brazil finishes eating the shit out of his pants the mariners will win this ballgame

>literally the same second
kek'd

Not bunting failed here you autist.

FOR FUCKS SAKE
LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER

are you retarded? goins bats .170, you think he would have gotten a hit? dumbass. point of bunting to third is shit like sac flies

LOOK AT ALL THOSE RUNS SCORED BY NOT BUNTING WITH TWO RUNNERS ON AND NO OUTS AHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

MUH BUNTING IS WRONG

LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>B-B-BUT THE JAYS CAN HIT WITH RISP
>LITERALLY 0-7 THIS GAME

>strikeout
>gidp
Yea it's good they didn't bunt you knowledgless faggot

funny shit.

One of these teams needs to be in the WS.
This shit is just too funny.
Dodgers left 11 men in scoring position yesterday.

You don't even know what it's like

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

How would you like you play, sir?
Make mine a double.

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Friendly reminder this is the inning where Mariners win the game.

reminder responding to blatant pessimist baiting is a sin

we went 19 innings with almost 20 LOB and 0-10 with RISP

Nelly pls... End this shit show of a thread.

That's right his ass shoulda bunted instead of trying to be a hero

we were 0-12 with risp in game 6 of the ALCS so i think we understand how it feels

Jays do that every game. We are numb to it.

same result would have happened, at least you have a ~30% chance at winning with the hitters you had batting if you tried to hit the ball as opposed to bunting which you dont want to even know the stat is if you attempted that lol

Imagine losing this baseball game

do you think your smart? blue jays have been justing hard its not clever to guess they lose this inning

GUYS PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE JAYS COULDNT SCORE WITH A RUNNER ON 2nd WITH 0 OUTS

NONE OF THEM BUNTED, WHY COULDNT THEY SCORE, THEY ARE CLEARLY A REALLY GOOD OFFENSE WITH REALLY GOOD RISP HITTING BECAUSE IM A FUCKING IDIOTIC AMERICAN WHO LITERALLY KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THIS TEAM

FORGOT ABOUT STOREN

>that full kit wanker Jays fan

Why imagine when it's reality?

Yes unless you eat the shit out of yoour pants the memeirs will win

I think Cruz was trying to hit Century Link on that swing.

>a ~30% chance at winning with the hitters you had batting
no we dont you stupid piece of shit, why is this so hard for you to understand? This team is shit with RISP and hitting in general this year

statistically speaking that would have been a statistically bad idea, statistically speaking

We get it you love scat

Clearly there was an impact from the bunt the previous inning look at the stats brah

This decision has tossed me for a loup

The exact same time

>LOUP

>This team is shit with RISP and hitting in general this year
lol i just told you the literal statistic and you told me no

you're arguing and denying literally statistics, literal blue jays statistics to my face, telling me "no because this one time i saw the jays do this and ooooh man i feel like it happens all the time, this one anecdotal situation!!!//"

seriously its time to end yourself child

reminder john gibbons is the best manager in baseball

Dodgers/Jays would be so fucking lit for the world series. I imagine the benches would empty 2 of 3 times from the passion.

They shut the fucking game off because of the hockey game so now I can't watch wtf is going on

10% better chance, but not when youre the fucking blue jays who cant buy a hit. Please stfu autist.

Actually the double play wouldn't have happened so you'd have the same amount of chances. Plus the chances of passed balls, or a sac bunt or them scoring on a the ground ball

literally 21st in the league with runners in scoring position

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>Spics spiccing out = passion

guys how do i post on my cellphone data and laptop wifi its really hard :((
>not the fuck blue jays

guess how many hits they have compared to the rest of the league? feel freee to use RISP, it doesnt matter, will still prove you're statistically wrong lol

DINGER

MARINERS WIN

Mariners just bunted with nobody on and the jays threw it around the infield. Inside the park homer game is over senpai. Fuck statistics.

i cant tell if youre pretending to be retarded at this point!

Damn. Seager just early on like 4 balls today

fucks sakes loup

bluejays shouldnt be in the american league they should be in the JUSTice league

#62 got a ridiculous fucken name.

Loup? Really?

O SHIT
GUTI TIME

EVERYBODY CLAP YO HANDS

GUTI
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GUTI
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GUTI
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21st in the league with runners in scoring position. fuck off

Yall ready for DAN VOGLEBACH playing 1b in the top of the 12th

Little louper into the second deck of center field

No place for bigotry ITT.
FOH

Guiterrez has one at bat against Loup and hit a home run. Statistics tell me he is 100% hitting a home run here.

You

lol they could be 29th and it would still be better than bunting, statistically speaking of course

You're fucking retard The inning couldn't have ended with Martins ab because Edwin would have been on 2nd. Bunting takes away the double play and gices the opportunity for many other things to potentially happen.

>Can't throw a strike

It's wolf in french

DICKEY WARMING UP

>hes gonna walk in a run

TOP

TOP

MAXIMUM KEK

WOW great choice gibby bringing in aaron loup good thing you matched pitcher to batter :^)

YES

Just end this

>Literally no stats to back that nonsensical statement up

Are we at the playoffs yet?

I honestly thought Seattle had passionate fans.
This is just embarrassing as fuck.

He'll get pulled if he loads the bases.

Christ almighty, Loup is bad

Loup go back to single A i'm begging you

>pulled for dickey with bases loaded

either way we are losing in this inning

incoming gidp

Is there anyone after Loup? Loup should be dead last desu... he should be in Buffalo desu

Then Seattle will bunt in the winning run because they understand baseball

The only thing passionate about Seattle is their womens love for Canadian cock.

How long until Barney gives up a dinger?

JUST under that pitch. Fuuuuuck

not even sure gibby realizes we need to have pitchers for another inning

Too bad they wasted GoGo. He is literally a better pitcher than Loup and Dickey

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god i hope they do out of spite

>if this other play would have happened then the thing that didnt happen might not have happened!

kys, retard

You're the moron who used team runners left in scoring position

of course the blue jays are going to have more left stranded, since they get more hits than most teams

like i cant tell if you're actually retarded or just pretending because that is in no way shape or form the same as how many hits they have with runners in scoring position

moron

>Tepera
>Using someone that's even worse than Loup

0.00 ERA

hes perpetually drunk and still thinks this is the 2015 offense and that we can still win this game

we wasted RISP with 0 outs against a 7 ERA pitcher, this game is over

>2 outs

doubt it.

>that pitch

>zero stats
>all meaningless buzzwords

kek

>since they get more hits than most teams
>bottom of the league in BA and BA with RISP

what did the fat stupid amerishit imply by this?

WEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW LADS

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT PITCH

>all these pitcher swaps

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ive been posting nothing but stats this entire threads and you retards still continue to argue with me

statistically, sac bunts are always a bad idea in the major league
always

>loup
>tepera

whyyyyy

Does the city of Toronto pay for these niggas to go to Seattle? I still can't get over the fact a home game in Seattle on a day Felix pitches is only %8 domestic.

think this guy can pitch a strike?

Nice one

90 FEET

just

ITS ANOTHER 4 PITCH WALK OFF WALK EPISODE

They're all from BC

Vancouver fags buy tickets in March for this game

How new are you

THROW

STRIKES

>still zero stats
>claims he is posting all stats

BASED MARIANO TEPERA

ITS HAPPENing

Im actually surprised.

Memes

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W E W

E

W

Thank fuck for shitty batters

use google you fucking braindead canacuck, this isnt 1980

maybe try "is sac bunting a good idea in the MLB" and you will get 30 different sites telling you 'no'

A lot of people from Vancouver go these games. I even saw a kid in the crowd wearing a Canadians hat which is Vancouver's minor league team.

Since you're incapable of reading the thread.

Vancouver is a couple hours from Seattle.

Jays only make 1 trip a year to Seattle.

Fans in vancouver are literally able to know what dates the team will be in town as early as September of the previous season, and can plan their trip down accordingly.

Single game seats go on sale in March. The internet sells tickets.

jesus christ

Jays get the lead next inning then RA Dickey gives up a career first walk off grand slam to a rooky

>combined 1-15 with RISP
>combined 18 LOB

neither of these disgusting teams deserve to be in the WC race

tulo hit a homer

Tulo hit

>Tulo

>somehow he still provides zero stats

malvin hits a homer here

>2-LO

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It's because of bunting pal. They would score 30% of the time if they swung every time.

im not spoonfeeding you retarded fucking cuck

ok Aubrey I see you. By why is there legit 80% Jays in a Seattle home game? It's just too much. Too many fans. Does Canada actually like baseball?

>Groins

>Mupton

VINCENT THROWING FIRE

but the jays swing more than any other team and are still shit

>no stats
>baseless argument
>more buzzwords

you fucking faggots would probably have the jays sac bunt here in this 2 out situation KEK

Le Hebrew Hammer

kevin hits a home run

Nah bro it's all the bunting. We always bunt. It looks like a swing but it's a bunt and that's why we don't get hits.

LIL LOOPER

I think you need this, user

ptsd.va.gov/

>cool stats dude

>ra dickey coming into the ballgame

what the fuck way to obliterate our pen and starting pitchers for the stankees to just steamroll us

okay if you want a serious response

yes you are correct if making the assumption about an average offense with a smart approach to hitting

but the jays have a below average offense, the STATISTICS literally prove that, and their approach is just fucking swing at everything in every situation, the combination of these 2 facts overrule any general bunting stats you bring up because you are operating under the assumption this offense is better than it actually is

we have 5 starters my friend.

if dickey doesn't give up a walkoff dinger here I will go make a charitable contribution somewhere

gibby officially waving the white flag and giving up, at least the game is over now

JOSH FUCKING THOLE?

>dicky

welp, see you next game bros

imma hold you to that

>dat bunt

>but the jays have a below average offense, the STATISTICS literally prove that

>7th most runs

lol please just stop i had enough of you, retarded troll

just fuck my shit up

gj ge dolan

We don't deserve this

>trying to bunt the memeball

>vancouver jays fans

there are teams that dont?

i meant aside from dickey, sry my friend

We like all the 4 major sports. However, not identifying with the teams that's 3 hours away instead of the team that's 40 hours away is something else entirely.

We have 6

>dolan

K,K,K incoming

WOW LAD

>BUT BUNTING DOESNT WORK

THE CITY OF RETARDED AMERICANS

what would call a Vancouver MLB team???

Just fuck my shit up

see how it only works if the other team makes a literal error? kys

Yet another massively successful sac bunt. Seattle will now win the game.

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josh donaldson really REALLY wants to lose

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>dolans

99 times out of 100 he was out. Unfortunately though, you can't trust jash donnelsun.

>sacrifice bunt into fielders choice

holy fuck dolan you've made that EXACT same error a few games ago

see how it only works if the other team makes a literal error? kys

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Stfu you flaming homosexual. You just got owned.

AHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT BTFO. B-B-BUT MUH NON EXISTENT STATS.

I don't see how they're getting out of this.

Good game seahawks

wew, bunting really works

>sac bunts never work
>the mariners are about to win because a sac bunt worked

what did the fat piece of shit amerisemen mean by this?

Fuggggggg just let Barney pitch now this ain't going to the 19th

>only Canadian MLB team
>Vancouver is in Canada

Gee, I wonder...

dickey going to get 3 strike outs in a row and save the game

>that fake as fuck Toronto road jersey

Epic L.

Josh doesn't deserve this.

Where my /missing playoffs/ bros at

Thank you Donaldson

>8

No you got owned, that bunt literally proved my point where youre literally counting on the jays defense to make an error in order for it to be successful, which is a highyl retarded and improbable thing to do
see how it only works if the other team makes a literal error? kys

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEWEWEWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

except, you fucking idiot, ryan goins bunt was on point, and if the jays had gotten a sac fly like the mariners just did, they would have won the fkn ball game, you dumb nigger

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Bittersweet loss. I wish they had won but at least that dumb Amerifat got completely BTFO about bunting

Finally
GG Jays bros
When you play the rags, cuck them good for us

Shitposters literally BTFO

>MVP

LITERALLY WINNING ON A SAC BUNT AND SAC FLY. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. RETARDED AMERICAN SPOUTS SHIT FOR HOURS AND GETS FUCKING REKT.

optimists?

see how it only works if the other team makes a literal error? kys

goins bunt did not work, they got 0 (zero) runs

y

josh donaldson literally lost the game for them. he failed to get the SAME PERSON out on 2 (two) back to back (one right after the other) occasions

>bunting doesn't work
What a retard

Better listen to Toronto's radio, the butthurt's gonna be so sweet right now

you got btfo, this game was a perfect example of how i was right and how see how it only works if the other team makes a literal error? kys
see how it only works if the other team makes a literal error? kys
see how it only works if the other team makes a literal error? kys

Fuck off because you were using errors and wild pitches in your examples of why an extra out is important. You got ass raped so run along bitch.

ANTI SAC BUNT RETARDS KYS WRONG AGAIN LMAO

are you a fucking moron? had they gotten a sac fly like the mariners did on the next play, they would have won the ball game. just because it doesnt work every fucking time doesnt mean it doesnt work.

kys you dumbass i liked your fans but i hope you faggots miss the WC again because of how fucking stupid you are

I used to go to Canadians games when I was that little with my Dad. Good times.

see how it only works if the other team makes a literal error? kys

I think you meant sacrifice boont, eh?

ITT: bunting works

>mfw the jays season is over

im a jays fan

also

see how it only works if the other team makes a literal error? kys
*only if the other team makes a literal error on the play, a statistically improbable situation

lol how does that even happen

Sac bunting causes errors and wins games. Check the stats. Literally everyone knows it you braindead fuck.

Yeah but, it worked twice today, right?

Fuck off because you were using errors and wild pitches in your examples of why an extra out is important. You got ass raped so run along bitch.

>check the stats

I did and the statistics does not favour bunts, only if the other team makes a literal error on the play, a statistically improbable situation
*only if the other team makes a literal error on the play, a statistically improbable situation
see how it only works if the other team makes a literal error? kys

we lost because you would shit your pants and drink it you faggot

Fuck off because you were using errors and wild pitches in your examples of why an extra out is important. You got ass raped so run along bitch.

i know youre trying to troll, but legitimately listen to me and try not to be an immature retard for 15 seconds. what if the jays had hit a sac fly on the next play after goins bunt? they would have won, correct? sac flies are not uncommon or statistically improbable. NOT bunting didnt work for the jays either, does that mean it never works? no. fucks sakes

see how it only works if the other team makes a literal error, , a statistically improbable situation? kys

>does that mean it never works? no.
No it will work if donaldson makes an error on the play but thats about it, statistically improbable

>sac bunts 2-2
>hitting with RISP 1-15

Check the stats. Statistics show bunts always advanced runners and won 100% of the games.

Grow up, come back when you are 18 fucking faggot.

so its never ever happened without an error? yeah, youre retarded

>statistically improbable
>both times he touches the ball results in an error
>this means it's improbable

Btfo by stats again

lol you seem to be butthurt making up stats
look at what happened if donaldson didnt make an error (something statistically unlikely), the 3rd basemen would have been out, and that bunt would have failed miserably

>b-b-b-b-but a highly statically unlikely thing happened, that means sac bunts are good!

statistically speaking, no they are not

class is over, go home and do your homework

come back when you drink your shit so the jays win faggot

Leafs need to calm the fuck down itt. God damn you are the literal worst fans I've ever seen.

>it's statistically unlikely when you ignore the stats
>sac bunts don't win games when you ignore that it won the game

You just keep embarrassing yourself. Let it go. You were wrong and the proof is in the results that anyone with a functional brain already knew.

the best thing about this series is that it's over and we won't have to deal with toronto "fans" anymore. worst fucking fans ever

see you next year, maybe your "fans" will show up next time