Schalke

HSV have got a point

why is >schalke called gelsenkirchen in fm?

HSV
Schalke at least won something in the last 20 years

Schalke is a part of Gelsenkirchen.

Thats why there is a G in their Logo

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>schalke

We need to determine this once and for all:

Which team is worse, Bremen or >Schalke?

HSV still has Bruno 'Der schöne Bruno' Labbadia so it's not even a question.

lelelel

Not even a question. What are you on about.

>schalke

>0 (zero) points
>1 (one) goal

Who can save >schalke?

Loddar?
Effe?
Peter der große?

schalke is a district of gelsenkirchen, which is the 2nd worst shithole in western germany (only oberhausen is even worse)

>schalke

AVB

Keller, duh.

I never understood why they got rid of Keller in the first place tbqhwyf

Ansgar Brinkmann

Heidel and his transfers have made them complacent.
They can't function anymore without a permanent state of panic.

No consistency.

Which they clearly have now.

the G is because of Gazprom tho

Armin van Buuren?

>schalke

pure delusion, they actually thought they could achieve shit without Keller dragging them down when in reality Keller was the one keeping them in the CL.

>Schalke

>nord kurwa

...

>Be subhuman Ruhrpottassis
>Be proud of it
The city of Schalke

exactly... also, why did Keller never get a new good job? Hes now managing Union Berlin... he should be managing some first league team imho

Like pottery

Why are there so many mismanaged clubs in Germany?

Heard u was talking shit

>le schalke face

>hire a coach who literally was in the .300s at Frankfurt
>expect him to be good

Axed WHEN?

>schalke

just saw this too

>can't even spot the most obvious photoshop
damn tobi, get it together

Well deserved 1-1. Awful second half.

They lost 3-1

My mistake.

>dumbers

Is

>Schalke

the longest running meme?

Because Keller is a shit coach who got caried by the individual quality of his players.

You mean the same quality that since then has not gotten them into CL, lose against shit teams in the EL and has them now on a relegation spot with the worst beginning to a season in Schalke history? Or the kind of quality that has Union now sitting on third in the 2nd BL?

please tell me this is not photoshop

It's both the strongest running meme and the weakest running team. Literally.

>schalke

It's not.

>schalke

Post your >schalke when >Schalke gets relegated this season after all that pre-season optimism.

>m>sw

who
is
this
>schalke
?

Why do they have a jew as their mascot?

>schalke

i don't get why schalke are so popular on this board. to me there just some random mid table bundesliga team.

Why is >Schalke's manager so awful?

it's a pretty popular football club in germany, i'd rank them in popularity right after buyern and dortmund tbqh

My aunt is inexplicably a huge Schalke fan

She has multiple scarves (some she's even knitted herself), watches every game on TV, flies out to visit them whenever they come to the US. I'm not sure she's ever even been to Europe

Schalke is historically a really big club in Germany. They have lots of deluded fans, yet the last time they were really good was in the interwar period.

>what is Wuppertal

jesus christ football clubs have private armies in germany?? it feels not safe

>whenever they come to the US

Do they ever come to the US?

>SCHALKE

Why would you say that?

>flies out to visit them whenever they come to the US

what

Because

>schalke

when they come to the US she flies to the place they are at

why would they fly to the US?

playing some meme game or promo stuff for the US market

Pre season games m8.

...

Horn was better than Bürki
also: Modeste > Poulsen

I'm out of the loop, how did >schalke as the leprechaun in Alabama guy start?

One day Cred Forums went down and the only post on the front page was the black leprechaun guy with the words >schalke

There's an annual meme tournament in Florida right after the end of the season

Dumping >schalke

2/?

3/?

>S.Chalke Null Vier

4/?

...

5/?

6/?

7/?

>that was over 6 years ago

just fucking kill me

>Get Huntelaar to be my pall-bearer so he can let me down one last time

that's all

that was clearly ironic, though

>der dritterfolgreichste Verein in diesem Wettbewerb

why is this fine lad associated with schalke?

>Schalke

>s.chalke

...

>Schalke

>Schalkee

hello friend good evening

kek

>chalke

Good evening, friend

what's good?

how was portugal

All is good. Lisbon was amazing. Definitely going back there. Seems like pretty much a prefect long weekend getaway.