/wcoh/ Sweden - North America

butt pic

>MCBUST
>ANOTHER PENULTY

Is offside allowed or something?

Sweden is Minnesota
Finland is Pissconsin

Sweden pls score goals

Finally calling penalties on Sweden

That's Norway lad

long day punching seals out on the lake?

finland is mexico
sweden is haiti

Sweden is Canada
Finland is Quebec

you can be north dakota though

Awesome

Going to use all those nukes to destroy Finland

Ewwwwwwww

Where's the fucking defence in the Swedish team?

FLAMES

refpuck

in the box

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Saved
Thanks Kiprusoff

Anyone have a stream?

6GNioUxRk9c

du tub punkt com snedstreck titta frågetecken v likhetstecken det som står här

What went right?

I don't know.

SEC speed

>Mexico
>North America

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Freedom, being able to easily take advantage of natives without consequences, natural resources.

europe fucked it hard and it grew up without a father fighting the system until it made it in the world but now it is struggling with drug addiction and making bad career decisions. no one likes it.

thanks britswede, I thanked you in the previous thread too

What the fuck am I looking at brorsan?

the holes where different european countries put their benis in

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>Lake seals
That would suck

Interracial dp

jealousy is a stinky, stinky cologne

>hockey gods

I don't like these anti-christian mesasges on my hockey

RARE FLAG
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>the Philadelphia Fryers

kekeke

what does christianity say about corruption and paying your debts..?

BILL

Why is he so perfect?

Who's winning?

t. No internet

Implying you have as many bald eagles as we do

google.ca/search?q=bald eagle capital of north america&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=A_XiV9qBEJPCjwOE36EI

why have Canadians the best food and best drinks? why? please adopt me canada

I don't get it

bill the butcher innit

>no internet
>can post here

Got snubbed by USA hockey

USA left him off the team and he tweeted that last night when they lost

second to none

hes a fat Redditor fuck who wishes he was out getting pegged by his bf

How much better would have usa done with him on the lineup?

Boo fucking hoo

Essential to survival of not getting cabin fever when you are indoors half the year because snow

t. Edmonton

T. Mad at bill

Why are the Swedes in this thread so fucking dumb

how the hell do you even see the puck and know whats happening at all

Not much but it's bill Because it's sweeden

hi i just woke up and what did i miss

Simple physics and body language

>they have whiskey with cola in THE SAME BOTTLE
>they have the greatest prime minister ever born

are canadians, dare I say it, e-1337?

how often donthey actually fight as well how long do you normally have to watch before a fight happens

The ice is white
The puck is black
The camera focuses on wherever the puck is

I haven't watched hockey in a decade, I have no fucking idea what's going on, sorry if that offends you

Essential to survival of not getting cabin fever when you are indoors half the year because snow

t. Edmonton

>he doesn't use Cred Forums postal service posting

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stage 1 infiltration complete

I was thinking that

you woke up in canada, so you haven't missed a second of your lfie my friend. pray for us rest.

Probably not a huge difference. He's very good but his snub was not the only mistake. Probably at least 5 other players should have been on there too and they needed a different coach as well.

how are you not able to tell where the puck is? are you retarded?

Id watch the fuck out of this

Edinurbugh Capitals 3-2 Braehead clan

We haven't won a competitive game yet this season. At least most of the games have been in the meme cup

i cant see the fucking puck

why are there so many Redditor fags in this thread

They aren't going to fight in a tournament like this unless there's a dirty hit. It's full of skill players who don't want to get injured before the regular season.

do you have your license? i don't get how someone could be clueless enough to not be able to locate a puck

oh fuck, I laughed at that

no fights in these games
average is one every other game
kind of misleading because it's usually 7 games without a fight, and then there will be 4 in 1

Jim Vandameer will save the Clan

if you leave then there will be 0 (zero) redditor fags in this thread

That's not jo

nice OCD Lundqvist

>icing on a power play

Wake up, refs.

ok lol im just gonna put something else on cause there is no hitting either and its impossible to even tell what the hell theyre doing and they whistle the game dead for no reason to do a face off

>He lives and pays taxes to the country that created reddit

Sad!

gj lineman

>icing on a power play

Lel ref puck

>rigging it for north america
nice refereeing right there

How is Lundquist playing? I thoght it was U23

bettman needs those bandwagon american shekles

north America team is u23 the rest are normal

>Reilly

Fucking laffs

Literally keeping them from not getting BTFO

>tfw you will never be this handsome

>responding to grease

>oilels
>knowing what defense is

saads line blows. match him up w better players

>not shooting on this rubbish monkey goaltending

I like Greece. Why is there this don't speak to him meme?

send him back to syria desu

There's something off about his face though. He sort of looks like a moose.

time to score another goal on these rookies

>gibson pls be elite

he made some inappropriate comments while you were away

The Sedins are so fucking slow lmao

its a greasy neet annoying faggot fuck

kippers got banned for that buttpost kek

>implying moose aren't handsome

this

I saw a Sedin. Is this really U23? Are you sure it's not everyone else U23 and the NA all ages?

hello 36 chambers :)

>you in charge of reading tripcodes

Jesus fuck you are retarded

it's just that, a meme. People here are rude. I am preparing OC to demonstrate

i thought you swedes were more into bulls

>Probably not a huge difference. He's very good but his snub was not the only mistake. Probably at least 5 other players should have been on there too and they needed a different coach as well.
This is coincidentally my view on team Finland and Pulju

I know what SHIT defense is

no you could check it at the website, there you could also read up about the game, maybe you would learn something :^)

wasn't even kipps ass kek

KARLSSON KARLSSON VÄRLDENS BÄSTA KARLSSON

ah easy mistake to make you were probably thinking of your PM

T H E
M O S T
D A N G E R O U S
L E A D

ONCE AGAIN

>gib3on

dat meat and potatoes goal

KING KARL CARRYING THIS SHITTY OFFENSE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why isn't matt murray playing goaler this fucker sucks

skååår

LAGOM TJOCKA KARLSSON

Tell her hi from Scotland

>swede passing

So she wants to fuck instead of watching hockey?

>being in school
>adding smileys to every sentence
Underage b&.

And an equaliser.

varför svettig emoji?

KARLSSON PÅ TAKET
J O K E R I T

VÄRLDENS BÄSTA KARLSSON

>it was 2-0
>-it was 3-1

nope

NA BTFO BY CHILDRENS BOOK CHARACTER

noice

VÄRLDENS BÄSTA KARLSSON

REKT

Who /teamcanada/ now?

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rookies on suicide watch

What do Canadians think of Karlsson?

Don't worry lads, we have plenty of time to fuck this one up.

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>NA tryhards

you just ate a goal. learn to deal with it.

Make 4-8 or more goals Sweden, maybe then we'll have a change

IS THERE ANYTHING LUNDQVIST CAN'T DO?

lmao titta på den jävla propellen

Karlsson! Karlsson! Världens bästa Karlsson!
Karlsson! Karlsson! Hej, här kommer Karlsson !
Karlsson! Karlsson! Ingen, faktisk ingen
annan Karlsson gillar jag så bra som mej.

Karlsson! Karlsson! Världens bästa Karlsson!
vackra, snälla, lagom tjocka Karlsson,
genomkloka, underbare Karlsson !
Undra på att alla gillar mej.

murray would've saved that

win a cup

༼ つ _ ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY MEME TEAM ༼ つ _ ༽つ

I think he's the best forward on Ottawa

Hon spiller spaghetti t.o.m. i textmeddelanden :3

Karlsson > Doughty

Don't @ me

what do you mean by this

This fucking defense though, not going to work when we don't play against kids.

surely he can't play guitar

\o/

BTFO

perfect match desu

sadly yes
>tfw no hockey gf

breva bild så vi kan betygsätta

Best hair game in the biz desu

>vitamin gummies for adults

JUST

Trochek just killed a guy

adult gummies x-rated cumming this summer

he getting laid

>tfw no Swedish friends to banter with

a benis in bagina :D:D:D

Fags like call him a 4th forward because he supposedly sucks at defense, but smart canadians actually know he was robbed of his third Norris trophy

Nothing wrong with that hit, just meat and potatoes

>tfw no friends at all

>trying to kill our players
who do you think you are, leo komarov?

Lol no only Sens fans think that

>soft yuros getting btfo my manlet hits

is henrik elite?

haha theres a real team called the mighty ducks. i didnt know the Nhl was so memey

>swedish pp

>tfw you want to start playing hockey again but you know that you will suck by now
JUST

>rags

you wan som real swedish pp?

>finnish bp

>the sedins will never win a stanley

Eichel is based

Hoping Sweden scores twice and then one more in an ampty fucking net. Then we'll have to win Russia by just 5 goals

BIG

FUCK YES SWEDEN

North America in flames

they removed "Mighty" from the team name and won the cup the following season

>if Sweden wins in OT Finland will have to save the NA meme from elimination

dont bully the already-out team please

Sweden is going to win this tournament.

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how are we doing ? haven't watched the first 2 periods

>tournament of all the best players from each country
>the best Swedish defensive line doesnt get broken up after the tournament

>mfw based finland loses so meme america gets fucked

not very good, might be enough though.

kek

sorry NA

They will have to save them even if NA wins in OT bro

>McMeme

fuck this bust

>mcMeme

>McDive

MCMEME CHEATING COST US THE GAME DONT SCORE SWEDEN

why not show the replay before commercial break

Bullshit call on McD

STRALMAN FUCKED MCMEME HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

MCMEME BTFO

>McMeme

ahahha

*le sigh*

based stralman

>canadon'ts dragging down the meme squad
fuck this gay earth

>this reffing
mcmeme aside

Strålman seems like a fucking asshole.

>not American goaltending

>Mcmeme

W-whats going on lads? I'm out eating dinner

fucking refpuck

Na would have a +5 Goals f/a and 2 wins. Or is it head to head?

>McDicks diversity shilling

Regulation wins is the first tiebreaker

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>Not going to ODRs and hitting the slopes

And you call yourself Canadian

lmao MCMEME :D

Fuck

head to head

Strålman should've had a 2 min too, tbph

why is JT miller on this team?

Greek food is pretty lit tbqh famalam

>Stralman getting sick of his shit and slamming him into the boards
holy shit this is too great
>mcbust
>mcmeme

worst pp ever

pls score guys.

i think he's been decent tonight

The camera is always focused on it.
Trick plays in the NFL are harder to follow lol

>tfw no fedora players to tip the puck in

you're a traitor to your nation

>haven't seen Larkin once

Who's watching the US vs Czech game tomorrow lmao

NAtzis are gonna get jewed out of the tournament aren't they

kipps doesnt have an ass

>american commenting on fenno-swede relations

JT Miller replaced him this game, he is a scratch.

he wants them to hardly outscore so finland has a little bit of hope

>american education
>american hockey
Really makes you think

>1.5

>Gostisnotthere

ICING

FUCK

GOAT

You don't understand, if Sweden scores Finland only has to win by 7 tommorow and they are in the semis

welcome to the qualified club bros :)

>need to depend on Finland to move on

alas

why NA didnt pick that other Buffalo guy

LAST MINUTE OF FINLAND TECHNICALLY HAVING A CHANCE

nvr root for the enemy, casual

>Sweden needs to win to keep Finland alive
>Finn wishes for Swedish victory
>Traitor to his nation

GROUP WINNERS!! GROUP WINNERS!! GROUP WINNERS!! GROUP WINNERS!! GROUP WINNERS!! GROUP WINNERS!! GROUP WINNERS!! GROUP WINNERS!! GROUP WINNERS!! GROUP WINNERS!! GROUP WINNERS!!

Goodnight sweet Finland.

>people doubted Sweden-Canada final
literally the big boys of hockey

Sit down everyone else

can finland still qualify even if sweden win by OT?

So sweden is through and russia will eliminate the meme team if they beat finland

Are non-NHL players allowed in this tournament?

no

>sitting directly behind the benches

Why do people do this?

MY HEART IS LIKE AN OPEN HIGHWAY

no. this is the retarded nhl points system. america got 1 point.

Are we wrong?

Sadly, no.

Bye Finland sad to see you go

easiest win of my life

>Sweden letting the game go to OT to clinch their spot and eliminate Finland at the same time

Why are they such bullies?

>NA team
there is not one mexican on the ice

no

cause both already have 3 points now

thanks ppl
we didnt care about this cocksucking meme sport anyway

t. expert of fenno-swedish relations

>memertime with NA

mite b gud

Hank is kawaii

Are the Sedin's married to the same woman?

>Sweden vs EU
>Canada vs Russia/NA
Yep looks like it

Then what sport does Finland care about?

only if you know how to cook satan

Just the natural order of things

> Finland

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>mfw autistic janitor bans me on Cred Forums for 3 days cause he's jealous of my gf
Fuck you you fat fuck

McMeme on suicide watch

dat save

Finland is a football and pesäpallo nation.

Finnish baseball is goat

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so binland out?

>You know who is fastest on the ice rink?
>No?
>The puck.

our tv commentators everybody

I wish Finland would be in semis with us :(

ists ovver

yes

>mfw rasiya beats the living fuck out of a refpucking canadian team
>mfw sweden btfos a tired rasiya in the final

Can someone fill me in on the point system.
Is getting the same amount of points for an overtime win as a regular win standard anywhere?
I'm used to win - 3, OT win - 2, OT loss - 1, loss - 0.

must be watching an american feed

Yes lil bro. That's okay. I still love you

why is this 3 on 3 in an internationalgame?

Fin "Sweden beats us at our favourite sport" land

f-finland? are u ok?
t. haparanda

getting drunk

Thats worse than German humor

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

you have beaten us in pesäpallo???

Because the rules say so.

>USA out
>NA out
>Finland out
>Czechnia out

Expected to be honest.

Kärringkånk.

>McDavid Goals

2 for win either way, OT loss 1, loss 0
first tiebreaker if it is between more than 2 teams is regulation wins

I thought it was a NHL rule

Discgolf

boboll is pretty fun

>Sedin

SEDIN

It's an NHL tournament you fat piece of fuck.

Fuck that was a good OT

>SWEDEN
>LUNDP4DS

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

YES

>NA celebrating even though they're going to get knocked out

That was fun

YEEEEAAAHHHH AHAHAHAHAHA

MEME TEAM BEST TEAM

>replying to grease

KING

>sedin
>2-1'

Them Mackinnon dangles though

BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED SWEDEKEKS

OT lit af
>NATHAN

>NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

that was so fucking good
gg sweden

WHAT A FUCKING GOALLLL

This tournament has NHL rules because this is a NHL tournament.

JESUS H CHRIST

Yes, I gathered as much, but why is it in use?
Is that what's used internationally? In NHL?

We didn't even have a change in the first place. Why make such a hassle out of it?

>7 goal margin required

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>NA celebrating even though Russia will clinch tomorrow

THE MEMERY IS MEMEIN TONIGHT

MCKANINON BE DABBIN ON DEM SWEDES

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Bettman better call up the refs to get this meme team to move on, too much heart to be out already.

>SLOWDIN

3 on 3 is retarded

feel bad for lunny, he deserved a win. Sedin shit the bed, too bad.

SCAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its ogre

more like, shit shot by the swedes

fuck Imissed the goal

Oh god

>it takes a coalition of 3 north american countries to beat Sweden

Who will we meet in the semi final?

oh my gawd

Pretty fun ending

cucked

BTFO by literal children

kek we literally won the groupd and finland will die so meme america will get btfo

They are just kids trying to have fun, why are you being a bully?

It was great fun.

LUNDQVIST SOUL STATUS: STOLEN

>sedins
>score

Good game NA.

>Russia only needs to beat tournament wipping boy Finland in regulation to knock NA out

Finland pleease save the meme team please

>that """""shot""""" by D.Sedin

>GOAT pass by King Karl
>Sedin shits the bed

>Gibson
>Shit

Pick 1.
All the goals were deflections, he never got beat clean. Better than le 4 for 4 man.

BTFO by Canada yet again

Nice goal, only feel bad for Lundquist

JESUS FUCK
That was some intense OT

>back-to-back chances
>sedin literally JUST perfect scoring chances (open net/break away)
>lundpands some good saves
>Sweden defense fucks up
>Lundpads gets totally styled on
>rags

literally a meme overload

impossible to say because loser of europe canada will have 4 points and czech will have 4 points if the beat usa

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>sedin
>chemistry

dat Gibson save tho

What a fucking TOE DRAG

I WILL LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN FOR YOU, RUSSIA

So all Russia has to do is win in regulation and they move on right?

desu Finland might actually play well tomorrow and kulli mikke will beat russia as he's used to do

hockey diplomacy

NA want to top Kappanen, everything to the americans

Dont worry Sweden, we got your back

>Sedin on breakaways

>tfw PTSD kicks in

Hold the door?

No Czechia are eliminated

We play the loser of Canada-Europe

Europe and Canada is advancing

>north america - canada in semi final
>north america folds and lets canada win easy
>russia - canada semi final
>canada gets major refpuck to guarantee final
reminder that it's rigged no matter what

Did you even watch the game you fucking shart?

That was fucking filthy

I think OT win would do it too because they have the head to head win

TRAITOR

3-on-3 is a meme format

Can I get a >rags?

>rags

>get canada in the final
>canada will rig it so that we get canadian refs like last time
>get robbed of yet another gold medal

why is this shit allowed?

First goal wasn't deflected, not even really screened just a horrible fluke. The others weren't that bad

Canada is too stronk

>Sedin

Still topping the group, now we #pray4finland

THE WHITE DEATH

Kek, you think we stand a change?

Ryssä is craving for that win and they will get it at any price. Putin will nuke our players on the ice. No Simo Häyhä is gonna save us this time

Need to have some nordic blood in the quarters, sorry friend

head to head win is below goal difference.

>rags
u r welcome

We will let Russia win because fuck Buttman and his jew cup

How long till Europe BTFOs the leafs

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HOW HE KING

my bad i forgot a win was 2 points and not 3

3 on 3 is fucking lit

see

please finland lose
please please end this meme memerica meme

A Fin win and no bin would be glorious!!

Canada vs Russia, possibly NA if Finland wins tomorrow
Sweden vs EU

This.

No americans in the quarters, sorry

At least Canadian team doctors won't be able to tip off the anti-dopning agency this time since NHL allows doping (which was literally the only reason we lost that game)

2 hours

Another 40 years I'd say

this night script was pretty convincing but it sure looked rigged there on the end

What? We already won the group m8. But thanks

Got ya

It was football offside. I guess he's mixing it up

This. We wont be even trying since the outcome doesn't matter for us.

Sorry but Memerica is out

More like 40 thousand years.

I heard on Nhl network all Russia has to do is win. Doesn't matter how bc they have the head to head win. Thanks

Wait, how can NA be eliminated?

B-but what about sisu?

Would rather see Russia in the semifinals so i guess i'm not even watching the game tomorrow.

Russia win

If Finland loses again

id rather see russia than memerica in the elimination stage tbqh

ice.wch2016.com/standings

Tie-Breaking Procedure
Tie Between Two Teams
If two teams are tied in points, the tie is broken by the result of the head-to-head game between the two tied teams.

Three- or Four-Way Tie
(Tie-breakers 1-4 calculated based on ALL games played):

ROW (Total of regulation and OT wins)
Regulation wins (Total of regulation wins only)
Goal Differential (Total Goals For minus total Goals Against in all games played)
Total Goals Scored (Total Goals For in all games played)

(Tie-breakers 5-6 calculated based on games played between the tied teams only):
Goal Differential (Total Goals For minus total Goals Against in games between the tied teams)
Total Goals Scored (Total Goals For in games between tied teams)

with a Russian win

russia always fucks up canada
and then we come in and sweep them in final

Same

If Russia wins in regulation or OT

If we continue playing the way we do and Finland loses, no team Canada jr. in the quarters

:^)

I want to see NA kids in the semis. Tomorrow will be a bloodbath

Clearly better than you, he won this game and didn't let any in in the 3rd against the Russians.

Today McMeme not being able to slide it under Lundpads for the regulation win was great too.

>MU44AY

if this tournament is a NHL tournament, does anyone sinceely believe they will not win it?
please
they win international tournaments
they threaten to pull their players of they are subjected to doping control
please

Russia win they move on. I think they're the only team that can beat Canada. I think they can win the whole thing

Friendly reminder that Finland is a rally nation

Fuck this semen slurping sport

Team Meme could beat Canada

Reminder that Marcus Grönholm is a fennoswede and that in fact we are the rally nation

Nice job moving the goalpost mate. We're talking about whether Gibson was shit or not

Reminder that Fennoswedes aren't Swedes

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1783413

>motor
>sports

>nationality is British

Fuck this gay earth

Reminder that northern swedes also have mongol admixture but are still swedes

are all the France medals from Loeb? lol

Finland is a F1 nation

They're Finns.

aren't northern swedes the real swedes and people in stocholm etc mutts and immigrants and like that?

>this Swedish salt
>surprised you lost when you relied on the Sedins

Reminder that the greatest Swedish game in history, Minecraft, is 50% Finnish

>Persson was born in Stockholm,[9] Sweden, to a Finnish mother and a Swedish father on 1 June 1979.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markus_Persson

>t. american expert on nordics

Post yfw you realise the U23 team is better than the Torts' team.

Paco Paco

Get Brazil the fuck out of here

Fuck you're being so mean for?

>deflection
>the action or process of deflecting or being deflected.

None of the goals were clean shot, even if the 2nd was probably going in anyway. The first goal he should've had, his arm wasn't close to the body. The third goal was a one-timer off of a one-timer that luckily hopped right onto his stick.

Still better than Murray, who couldn't stop a beach ball from going past his ears if he tried.

Now is the part where you just throw an insult back and give me free (You)s.

Keep hoc Brazil free

Quick mad salty right now.