Hello , how do we fix this shit?

Hello , how do we fix this shit?

Thanks and have a good night

Drop Rooney.

Into your mums dank meme

Who actually thought bringing that overrated dictator trash would actually fix the team?

The entire world

Not really lol

Sorry , entire man u fanbase. Wjich is almost the whole world

It's fixed, we just beat fulltime plumbers 3-1

This isnt even close to fixed

he needs a whole new spine to his team. compare his previous winning squads backbone to his current:

rmd: benzema, ozil, xabi alonso, ramos, casillas

chelsea: costa, oscar, matic, terry, courtois

man utd: old man zlatan, dead rooney, shite fellaini, bailly and de gay

Why don't the other players simply stop passing to Rooney?!

>Let's spend even more silly money than we already have
Spoken like a true EPL customer

Zlatan > Benzema > Costa
Ozil >>>>>>> Oscar = Rooney (both are shite)
Alonso > Matic > Fellaini
Ramos > Bailly > Terry
Gay >>>>>>>>> Courtios > Casillas

making real progress

Recall Schweinsteiger.

>didn't place a bet against Man Utd during Watford game but predicted them to lose
>they lost to >Watford

>place a bet against them against Northampton
>united win

If by the entire world, you mean pinoys and other asian thirdworlders, then, yes.

Sir Alex Ferguson is our Lord and Savior.

> Bailly > Terry

Subtle

they need to play carrick or the nazi and need to stop falling for the le hard working lesbian meme, dropping rppney is a given

one does not simply drop pooney

I think I need catching up. Who's the Nazi? Who's the hard working lesbian?

schweinstieger and herrera

Herrera is a lot more creative than Schweini and also has legs on him.

What they need is to play Carrick with Pogba and Herrera running the channels and have no out and out CAM as Mou seems reluctant to play a proper CAM like Mata or Micky and instead has played Pogba or Rooney there

Just leave it how it is, it will all work out. KEK

Fixing United is easy on paper. Here, I have done it. Problem is Mouyes won't do any of this.

>4-3-3 without a clear cut CAM
>ditch Rooney
>play Pogba in his best position
>make use of Schneiderlin and Carrick's fantastic abilities as DMs
>demote Blind to squad rotation
>play Rashford wherever in the front 3 whenever needed
>USE Pig Climber from time to time, but not too regularly because he has no legs

SCREENCAPPED

What a retard

Michael "The GOAT" Carrick should start over Schneiderlin

Have Wayne Rooney ritualistically murdered. I mean, that might not help the team as a whole. But, it'll appease me for a short while.

I swear, if he starts at the weekend I think that pretty much signifies that either Mou has absolutely no idea, or he's not in full control of the squad.

mou needs to buy at least 5 good players, also sack rooney for good.

Rooney has a clause that he has to be played for a certain % of the games


So Mou has to start him in the first games of the season so he doesn't have to start him in games when it matters

>Rooney has a clause that he has to be played for a certain % of the games
That's absolutely insane if true. No matter your form you must be played. United are fucking suckers.

Yeah, I guess I agree, I just put Schneiderlin there as I figured he can be counted on more regularly than >our best 48 year old.

Not even a United fan desu lad so I don't get your references, watch most their games cause of my brother. Rate Carrick pretty highly though, he was linked with Arsenal a little while ago and I kinda hoped it'd come off

That looks good

Pic related could be an option for a more possession-oriented strategy

Pogba and Mkhitaryan would play narrower and the onus would be left on Shaw and Valencia to provide width and crosses when necessary while the two DMs, Schneiderlin and Carrick, drop back to cover them

He doesn't.

fire mouyes

hire more locker room venom
zlatan, rooney and mou are not enough