Hello , how do we fix this shit?
Thanks and have a good night
Hello , how do we fix this shit?
Thanks and have a good night
Drop Rooney.
Into your mums dank meme
Who actually thought bringing that overrated dictator trash would actually fix the team?
The entire world
Not really lol
Sorry , entire man u fanbase. Wjich is almost the whole world
It's fixed, we just beat fulltime plumbers 3-1
This isnt even close to fixed
he needs a whole new spine to his team. compare his previous winning squads backbone to his current:
rmd: benzema, ozil, xabi alonso, ramos, casillas
chelsea: costa, oscar, matic, terry, courtois
man utd: old man zlatan, dead rooney, shite fellaini, bailly and de gay
Why don't the other players simply stop passing to Rooney?!
>Let's spend even more silly money than we already have
Spoken like a true EPL customer
Zlatan > Benzema > Costa
Ozil >>>>>>> Oscar = Rooney (both are shite)
Alonso > Matic > Fellaini
Ramos > Bailly > Terry
Gay >>>>>>>>> Courtios > Casillas
making real progress
Recall Schweinsteiger.
>didn't place a bet against Man Utd during Watford game but predicted them to lose
>they lost to >Watford
>place a bet against them against Northampton
>united win
If by the entire world, you mean pinoys and other asian thirdworlders, then, yes.
Sir Alex Ferguson is our Lord and Savior.
> Bailly > Terry
Subtle
they need to play carrick or the nazi and need to stop falling for the le hard working lesbian meme, dropping rppney is a given
one does not simply drop pooney
I think I need catching up. Who's the Nazi? Who's the hard working lesbian?
schweinstieger and herrera
Herrera is a lot more creative than Schweini and also has legs on him.
What they need is to play Carrick with Pogba and Herrera running the channels and have no out and out CAM as Mou seems reluctant to play a proper CAM like Mata or Micky and instead has played Pogba or Rooney there
Just leave it how it is, it will all work out. KEK
Fixing United is easy on paper. Here, I have done it. Problem is Mouyes won't do any of this.
>4-3-3 without a clear cut CAM
>ditch Rooney
>play Pogba in his best position
>make use of Schneiderlin and Carrick's fantastic abilities as DMs
>demote Blind to squad rotation
>play Rashford wherever in the front 3 whenever needed
>USE Pig Climber from time to time, but not too regularly because he has no legs
SCREENCAPPED
What a retard
Michael "The GOAT" Carrick should start over Schneiderlin
Have Wayne Rooney ritualistically murdered. I mean, that might not help the team as a whole. But, it'll appease me for a short while.
I swear, if he starts at the weekend I think that pretty much signifies that either Mou has absolutely no idea, or he's not in full control of the squad.
mou needs to buy at least 5 good players, also sack rooney for good.
Rooney has a clause that he has to be played for a certain % of the games
So Mou has to start him in the first games of the season so he doesn't have to start him in games when it matters
>Rooney has a clause that he has to be played for a certain % of the games
That's absolutely insane if true. No matter your form you must be played. United are fucking suckers.
Yeah, I guess I agree, I just put Schneiderlin there as I figured he can be counted on more regularly than >our best 48 year old.
Not even a United fan desu lad so I don't get your references, watch most their games cause of my brother. Rate Carrick pretty highly though, he was linked with Arsenal a little while ago and I kinda hoped it'd come off
That looks good
Pic related could be an option for a more possession-oriented strategy
Pogba and Mkhitaryan would play narrower and the onus would be left on Shaw and Valencia to provide width and crosses when necessary while the two DMs, Schneiderlin and Carrick, drop back to cover them
He doesn't.
fire mouyes
hire more locker room venom
zlatan, rooney and mou are not enough