BOSTON RED SOX @ BALTIMORE ORIOLES #3

ubaldo pls

basebros why is this red sox team so cute together?

Time for a grand slam

You know, that Ortiz fella... pretty good.

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tha's gay

rude 2bh darnell was based.

Who gets into the Hall first, Edgar Martinez or David Ortiz?

hill please sedoku

thanks a lot for the DOGSH*T lineup tonight john farrell that one was UR fault

>DHs in the Hall

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Both but it will be David Ortiz who clears the way

Of the three DHs I forget the third one, there was Em and DO but who else?

Oh this is on ESPN i guess ill watch :)

Darren jeter

i hope someday they will let franks thomas into the hall;;;;))))

>a player who does that best job of all the players ever to do that job doesn't deserve to be in the hall

National League retards, everyone.

ESPN's business model in a nutshell

hi draper

Hey pal

Brian Daubach?

>0-14

vazquez seen shopping for houses around the boston area

Time to resurrect Vazquez

hi draper

Hey bros, what inning do you reckon Buchholz will melt down in this one?

3th

Hey pal

DFA Ben when

ugh. no. not this. i just can't do this AGAIN tonight. i'm out guys

me on the right

the NL is so fucking shit right now the Sox, Orioles and Jays would be leading any of their divisions. The cubs are just slightly above average, so they're running away with the central.

why do they always have to stare down the pitcher when they strike out? lmao you just got rekt how can you possibly try to act tough?

is Bucholez gonna throw a perfect game?

definitely a possibility, he's perfect through 2

the orioles have bad attitudes as exemplified by their clubhouse leader and face of their franchise manny machado

ok lets see if we can get some hits here

did you guys get your official david ortiz final season commemorative bat from big time bats yet?

what are you doing bogaerts

nop

>It's gonna be a pitchers duel episode
Literally the worst

Just give it time.
5th inning, just like always. We'll break through on the mental midget.

ok boys lets get some outs here

I guess I'm ok with losing this one. We prob wont tho

leon wtf

charge!

Wheres the strikezone Buckley?

nice umpball there awesome sweet

COLLAPSE

That trip

Nintendo has a baby arm

Clay was an ace until he remembered he was Clay

is andrew ''''''''''benintendi''''''''' a defensive liability?

manufactured runs on bunts and sac flies don't count Buch, keep going!

>Machodedo

can't wait till clay starts in the playoffs for >us

>the state of e!spn's live look in commentary
>"aaand that's gonna do it..."
JUST

>bases loaded no outs against clay buchholz
>only score 1nce

that's embarrassing

Fuck, we small balled and I missed it?

Maybe this detour from our usual MO will confuse the sox and get us a W

is sandy leon secretly an arab, i've wondered this for awhile. there's an arab manager or something at the grocery store i go to. his name card said "matt" but i heard another arab guy call him "sayid". anyways what do you think is with that.

who secretly hates who on the Red Sox?

all players and staff hate ruben amaro, disgraced former GM

not as much as I hate the Cards and Yankees

nice throw lmao

C'mon Wieters you could've spared a second to steady that throw

everyone on the team hates all the announcers except based Eck and they're waiting for Don to come back

great beisbol question user. The thing about Sandy is he's actually Venezuelan, as Leon is a hispanic name with an accented o.

The guy at your grocery store is probably a secret arab. Don't bully him he just wants to work and stay away from those FBI autists.

INTERFERENCE YOU FREAKING CHEATS THAT WAS A HOME RUN SWING AND YOU ESCAPE WITH A FREE PASS MLB MUST CLOSE THIS LOOPHOLE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i hate how mlb.com takes so long to update the fucking standings REEEEEE how hard is that job seriously

>wiEtErs

Jesus Christ get it together, contract year

>Its a Toronto finally lost but the Sox will lose too so the standings dont change episode

what if the name is fake and the venezuelan story is just his deep cover the whole career all cover for a sinister plot... just think about it... he comes out of nowhere and bats .350, nobody knows who he REALLY is and suddenly he has access and capital. look at the beard, the head, the physique. doesn't say much does he? where's he from again? what city? what town? does anybody really know? think about it

>1 out with the bases loaded
>Leon up

Fuck it man

No way you RISP here. You'll prob get the lead.
Ubaldo is done.

PINCH HIT HANIGOAT
PINCH HIT HANIGOAT
PINCH HIT HANIGOAT

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME FARRELL

Someone doesnt know the Red Sox

shouldve intentionally walked sandy 2bh

couldve been pretty embarassing for the oreos otherwise

christian vazquez calling his finance guy telling him to take some risks

Ubaldo is fucking horrible

Sandy please kys

Does this mean Vaz will get the start tomorrow?

Oh my lord they will prolly start fucking Holoday

Welp the Leon era is actually over and at the worst time

He did it again
Unbelievable

Collapse into a Trumbomb inc

please allow others space to post and participate in the discussion

Look I know it's a pitchers duel, but since when does no one post for 6 minutes in a Red Sox thread?

Seven in a row is inevitable. Sox are too good & the O's are sad sinking ship.

Please excuse. I'm having a heart attack.

when they are being shouted down and not given comfortable space to express themselves without fear of being conversationally oppressed

me stroking out on bathroom floor

m*sturbation

Red Sox fans are actually watching the game and not shitposting during it.

Disregard leaf posting.
Disregard Orioles posting.

Hey buddy

what

are you ready for all the pinkhats to magically appear when the postseason starts?

lol good job tendies lad

>select all squares with an airplane

awesome

>empty as fuck stadium

Seriously what's with that? Do people in Baltimore not like baseball?

Enjoy (You)r loss.

me too, same

I don't watch much during the season, I mean I'll keep up with the team and watch the occasional game but there's 162 a season, hard to give a fuck about every single game.

Now that we're down to the wire I'm starting to watch much more. Does this make me a pink hat or a casual or what?

Literally football season in a football town.
Unless we're dominating like we were in 2014 this seems to be the norm, sadly.
True fans are out in the boonies, too.

>Does this make me a pink hat or a casual or what?
yes and bandwagoner i'm assuming you made this post too

6th inning, incoming runs

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sorry, i'm not watching

Lmaoooo why is there a NESN billboard behind home plate

lol everyone laugh at this naive idiot who believes everything he sees on tv is real

did pedo brother post in this thread

I don't care?

All in all though. Mocada for Mochado straight up.

see and

>what is a green screen

wow

How is that not a legitimate question

Sox need to score some runs tbqh with you Joe

why he didn't post since them

What is a pink hat?

>Clay Buccholz's favorite TV show is family guy
>favorite music artist is Shinedown

Season is long in brutal in the bad times. Don't be there for the good a act a shit.

Nah they're good

Are we going to win this game?

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Why won't they honor Ortiz?

Unsurprising

Isn't Betts favorite movie Shrek, though? Bretty gud lad

Case in point, where were you when Mookie became a star late last year?

Mook knows about the meme potential Shrek has

Who's we

Betts has good taste

we the players

Benitendis favorite movie is Taxi Driver and his favorite Musician is some folk artist

Is he patrician?

It's not about the team performing well or poorly, it's about the sheer number of games. Should one be expected to spend at least 3 hours a night watching baseball for half of a year? That's retarded

Because Baltimore is a poor city and the Orioles are a classless franchise so they can't afford anything to give to Papi nor do they want to.

Depends on the folk artist.

>Not After Hours

is nintendo one of us?

is taxi driver kino

OK OK

It a bad drawn out season, how many game do you watch?

Well he DID just finish college. Cultured lad.

I can't hate Betts, even though I should for how he rapes the Os. He's too damn likable, and it drives me up a wall.

Hurray for the Riff Raff

>Should one be expected to spend at least 3 hours a night watching baseball for half of a year? That's retarded
What, are you saying you have better things to do, you fucking normie?

godo post

>4 pitch walk to get to the MVP

Brach please don't be shit tonight
Please

7/10

Nice band, but your favorite?

my favorite band int he world is the smiths lol :]]

I'm gonna say he was safe guys.

Weiters a shit by the way

>Bases loaded with 1 out

Woah wait HFRR is my favorite band too whats wrong with them, small town heroes was a fantastic album

Getting sick of this spaghetti

>JBJ ground out double play to Machado

>not working a hard days work & ordering wings while your gf pretends to watch in pain

Thanks

just like your gf is sick of your noodle dick

>catcher runs out to pitcher
>ump comes out to break it up
>catcher immediately runs back out again

Seriously?

We'll get out of this

If it's local it's fine, but in history?

Like Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds aren't better?

Pedrictable JBJ K is predictable

Almost.

Unbelievable Jackie

Come the fuck on Red Sox

LMAO get owned you niggers

>it's a bases loaded every inning episode
I'm out.

>fat Mexican once again proves he's a fluke

>Weiters a shit by the way
b-but he was the chosen one, supposed to be the next goat

>8 LOB

Brach is on some shit

I remember that. Seven or so years ago right?

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NICE DEFENSE

LOL SPHAGETTI

FUCKING LOL BALTIPOOR

>7 nation army chant
Can someone explain this to me?

Also SPAGHETTI

Haha nice

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KEK WTF

i just typed up a post about how unclutch leon is and how farrel is blowing it by not taking out a player who obviously doesn't have it

but KEK

>'''''''''''CRUSH''''''''''''''''

lay off the fucking adderall you freak

I knew they'd fuck that up

welp

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANKS O'S

>the state of the middle east right now

Why do teams spill spaghetti, but never Boston? When will Boston spill spaghetti?

fucking lol

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BENNINDENDIDJOAQIJDKSOAKA

NINTENDO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

GIVE HIM ALLLLLLLLLLLL THE TENDIES

BASED TENDIES

>Moncada is a fucking bust but Ben Nintendo is legit

I love Nintendo

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Ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

holy shit

Chris Davis on suicide watch

NINTENDO
METROID
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STAR FOX
DOUBLE DRAGON
TECMO BOWL

the Orioles just died on that error everyone.

Unfucking believable

Boston has developed the clutch gene

>pedey wanted to homer, too
its alright manlet just get any hit 2bh

JUST

LIKE

THAT

holy shit my sides

Who will end Boston's win streak? Will Boston ruin the Cubs' destiny of a World Series title by playing the role of the villan?

OMFG I WAS OUTSIDE i MISSED IT.

Ortiz is willing it.

Unmatched in clubhouse intangibles.

Theo will get the last laugh on us 2bh because Farrel decided to pinch run our 3rd starter and now we have to play E-tip in the playoffs

me on the left.

It's to balance out the way pitchers had been most of the season.
Most errors I've seen in any Sox games I've watched are usually the Manlet.

because 2011 already happened

5 runs in literally 1 minute

Called it, give me my due (you)s

Honestly I love the Cubs and they are my favorite NL team but if we had to piss on their parade the Chicago tears would be delicious and would strengthen the broship ebtwen the Chisox and the Bosox even more

>the City of Baltipoor

Buccholz is still out there, we can get this.
Davis you better redeem your stupid ass

>See, Benintendi is legit! You should trade JBJ Mike! Swihart is too good!
t. Mazz

That swing was Rod Carewesque, but with the locks of Samson power.

Sorry, he only pitches into trouble nowadays, it doesn't come to fruition

Does Arby's really have the meats, anons?

I hope the sox sweep the orioles so literally any team but the orioles takes their place

Someone please step up and take this wildcard spot

They have something, but I'm not quite sure it's meat.

Thanks Red Sox. Run away with the division and let us sweep the last series for the WC. We're in this together bros.

I once ordered a chicken salad sandwich
>Walnuts & rains
They can die face deep in a creek.

WE HAVE THE MEAT
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Idk user I've never had Arby's. I stopped having food in that vein after repetitively finding hairs in my food in a string of resturaunts from Ninety-Nine's to McDonalds and many inbetween. The only fast food chain off the top of my head that I still get stuff at is Five Guys.

The Division?

Son, this whole league is ours now!

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Walnuts & raisins, plus an ungodly amount of mayo.

The Blue Jays don't seem to want a spot either, but neither does Detroit. Everyone's just mediocre

is chris davis going to kill himself lol

I'm sad

Yo Cleveland needs to start losing some games so we dont get bottom seed here

You cook the chicken to perfection with certain herbs & spices & you celery heavy. Light on the mayo.

How hard is that?

Crazy remy making up stories again

Listen up faggots!

There will be 10 games left after this one, so if the Sox hold on to win they only have to play .500 baseball to clinch a division tie with the Blue Jays due to head to head records

The Blue Jays are really the only ones who have a chance at this point, and they need to win at LEAST 6 games now to even have a shot at taking the division

Can you heckle Davis for us please?

lomao where'd you hear that

Screw that, LeBron lifted the curse on DA LAND. Tribe gonna get that revenge for 2007.

Nuh uh that was a real story i was there

Nasty!

>losing after being up 3-1

that black girl above the red sox dugout is cute

they already did have their pseudo-revenge in the 8th inning in like Game 5 or 6 where they scored 9 runs on us
plus who you got for pitchers after Klubes?

ALE was always going to be bottom seed because of how close the 3 horse race was, while the >rags have a big lead in a piss poor division and the Indians made a big gap early in theirs.

>LeBron lifted the curse on DA LAND
he hasn't heard the news about Corey Coleman

Francona will collapse at the sight of Ortiz.

I'm wrong how?

Fuck, Terry may throw the shit.

It genuinely makes me happy that of all the story lines this year

>Muh Cubes
>Muh land
>Muh One strike away twice
>Muh Dahnaldson
>Muh Kershaw
>Muh Even Year
>Muh Harper

The Red Sox have a chance to just take a shit on all of them and coast in again like its 2007

remove buchholz

collapse? he's had cancer, it might return and he'll straight up die on the spot

>3-1

It has a whole new meaning now

Don't be a dick.

>ziggy warming

well that's a wrap on this one

>implying muh retirement isn't a storyline

pretend red sox here btw

Lol senpai Noe is coming in this is Farrel we are talking out, once Noe loads the bases with no outs THEN Zig will come in

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>forgetting muh last year
Sox pitching isn't shit though, games 3 and 4 are going to be fucking stupid with E-Tip or some other retard on the mound.

I have faith in Grapes but BOY I REALLY WISH JON LESTER WERE HERE

Tito should have stayed with the Sox, that was some bullshit back then

Reminder Tito beat up Don for no reason.

:(

>like its 2007
they need to face and sweep the shittiest NL team in the World Series for that to be true.

Which would be better: WS win over Mest or Gints? Revenge for Buckner/Schiraldi or ending the even-year meme?

>Muh even year

I will be surprised if they make the card with that fucking bullpen

FUCK YOU SATAN

NEVER FORGET SEPTEMBER 2011

and you?

>Mets, the 1986 parallels would be fucking cathartic for Boston and if its the Mets then the even year meme is already over

How the hell did the Giants go 2011 Red Sox again I have no idea, was it injuries?

The Giants probably won't even get the wild card
The best win would be a sweep of the cubs

>lester clinches the worlds eries for the cubs against the red sox

That would be amusing to watch

I'll be surprised if we make the card with meme streak hitters and half a rotation

Also Jays our penultimate series. Will likely decide the card between us.

>1986 parallels

IT GETS BY ORTIZ

Am I wrong, or does this Get Brady tripfag need to lose the name & just shitpost like the rest of us?

good. now apologize the red sox and plead with them to let you win out of pity tonight and tomorrow.

No he needs to kill himself my man

Oh man, I couldnt even imagine how Boston would take that i really couldnt

My biggest fear genuinely is is Ortiz choking in the play offs

At least this year counts, I was even more worried of Papis last game being some blowout by the Jays and Ortiz just strikes out in his last atbat

>Another tripfag should drop his trip said the tripfag

>pretend red sox fan
da fuck, I just went a little too far with the cancer joke. I still love Francona and will feel bittersweet about beating the Indians this year.

>Cubs sweep best scenario
7-gamer desu. Cubs fuck it up at the very end–Papi goes full-on Joe Carter to end his career and Hector Rondon's career is effectively over or some crazy shit

A key moment in solidarity

>t. Dick Whitman

>not knowing the difference between a trip and a namefag

Nah fuck yas

We're making Clay look good so he's more likely to be part of the equation in the playoffs.
Ticking time bomb.
Tic tic tic

That's the big storyline, you also have
>muh saved postseason wins

Buttholez will be our #4 guy in the ploffs, if we even go past a 3 man rotation tbqh

i wonder what pedo brother is so busy with tonight

>implying there is any difference at all

Oh hey, that was Rick.
Good there's no beef.

>Ortiz's final appearance
>he blows it

what number will pinch runner be

great contribution there Jackie

nah

You sure like this meme tbqhwy

He just missed a letter, my dude.

Please stop its my biggest fear

was the letter from his brother who should be in jail (pedo against the law)

as if

This is worse than the Don meme

i am not polling for opinions

Methholz pitched in a WS game in 2013, it was memetacular and he went only 3 innings.

>inb4 Rays KILL the Sox

The red sox will be swept by the rays

What don meme????? He's just been sick this season.

ZEITGEIST

>sick
Got news for ya, son...

ok scriptfag

growth averages 2.39%, but inflation remained around 2.53. by contrast 1970s inflations increased despite

My dick has inflated growth tbhwy senpai

i think it has to do with unemployment , like homeless people and everything

any oldfags remember when there were two outs and a grounder to chris davis who then threw the ball away allowing two runs to score and then let ben nintendo hit a dinger lol

And still take the division

lol

oldfag reporting I barely remember but lol yeah

>Joe Kerrigan managing
bad memories

>Robby Scott
WHO???????

>Ortiz
>choking in the playoffs

he averages over 2 homers and bats .295

Inb4 we lose 5-2 again

A fucking filthy cold hearted death dealer

this guy better be on the roster come October Farrel this guy is DOMINATE

where all oriole fans go?

>Scott

Thats not Kerrigan thats Kennedy

Inb4 kimblow

lol weird

>Taking out Scott

Why, the guy was gonna be fine, let him go after Mancini and if that dont work put in Kimbrel

Fucking why Farrel, jesus christ

Why the fuck is he taking out Scott? Sometimes I think Farrell wants to hurt other men's feelings.

hey John, remind me why Kimbrel's coming into a nonsave situation again?

Kimbrel was already warmed, may as well use him at that point

Didn't want him to face Trumbo

Its like Farrell has never played MLB The Show before.

More cerebral than Ausmus

trips confirm

Wow Mancinis mom is a milf
would

pics

Gg Red Memes

Fuck you Davis

gg O's bros. see ya tomorrow

wow the red sox are winning a lot lately if you look closely has anyone else noticed this

BENITENDI IS MICHAEL JACKSON

I fucking love this team

Lol gg memelords

NINTENDO DANCING BASED

Nintendo with the moves

Wtf this isnt even real baseball

Magic Number is 6

Based Nintendo

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wow very hotee

FUCK I MISSED THE WHOLE GAME CAUSE WORK WILL SOMEONE BE NICE AND TELL ME HIGHLIGHTS

Chris Davis killed himself LOL

Her hair will fall out

Buttholez didn't get shelled

Sandy Leon is unclutch as fuck but then the Orioles spilled serious spaghetti and Tendies BTFO them

so? mine already did (i'm 30)

THR ONE GAME I TAKE OFF WE WIN

WE WIN IT ALL MOTHERFUCKERS

you took this one off?

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world champions of the seven game win streak of the world sept 14-21 2016 champs

youtube.com/watch?v=Dt2EfgFfI8o

guys i dont understand why everyone love her, I mean it's a cool song but fuck nothing incredible , nothing make me move of my seat, nothing make me cry. And i'm a big fan of jazz in general but i dont fucking understand how everyone can find her magic or i dont what ... Please explain me ! (sorry again about my shitty english im french)

The fuck?

That was thick dick Neil.

sorry again i'm french

Oh, Caroline.

Kennedy charm is nothing to fuck with.

Arnold could have had any hot piece in the world..