Atlanta Braves vs. New York Mets

that's actually an insane stat

>2nd most in home runs
>2nd worst in runs scored

JUST

Whose the qt Indian grill shilling t shirts alongside Alexa? Never seen her before. Did Brandon the nig get shot by the NYPD or something?

BASED FAN

RENE
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get cucked d'Arnaud

I've been curious too. I'm literally gonna stalk the shit out of Alexas instagram, and find qt Indian grills name. She's gotta be like Trinidadian or someshit.

Fuck Brandon that faggot.

Bart has such good fundies

Like I know he won't win, but I unironically think Bartolo should get a few votes for the Cy Young, and he should definitely win the Gold Glove for pitcher.

Adam Rubin might do it for shits and giggles

ITS GOING HOME LADS

>MLB
>London

Disgusting

Well when it's your 19th seasons you sold. He's just so goddamn FUN TO WATCH.

He's like everyone's favorite uncle.

Let him go for the complete game. Bullpen is taxed from last 2 games. Nice lead. And he's been tremendous.

This, he's a monster tonight

Fuck off Gelbs nobody wants you here.

The booty strikes back

Are the Mets the most cucked team in MLB?

I wanna die

Damn it. Colon is so classy.

>a vet will never give you a thumbs up after you get a hit off him

BEHIND THE BAG
IT GETS THOUGH LONEY

JUST

She's been there with Brandon all along. In the early part of the season we thought she replaced Alexa.

just

>le lefty on lefty matchup manager

fuck off terry

Oh boy here we go

S M O K E
T H A T
C H U M P

Is there any doubt the mets are the most likable team in baseball?

>best announcers (by far)
>perennial underdogs
>goofy mascot
>catchy as fuck theme song
>great team colors
>has thor and a 67 year old obese man who pitches like an ace

>smoker

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Great managing Terry

according to my rudimentary understanding of defensive metrics, he's been 17th best in defense in the league this year. He's behind Madbum, Cueto, Scherzer, Roark, Lester, Jason Hammel, Arrieta, Wainwright, Samardzija, Thor, Lackey, Jeremy Hellickson, Maeda, Klye Hendricks, Jose Fernandez and Carlos Martinez

somehow Chicago's entire five-man rotation is in the top 14

>defensive metrics

lolololol those stats are all garbage, especially for pitchers

Christ

nah once you have an ounce of success people have to cheer against you

Apologize.

Sometimes Terry over-manages. Should have just left Reed in there.

>How I Ruined My Team's Playoff Chances by Terry Collins

>Best guess for this image: chris colabello
who am I actually looking at?

Cespedes needs to stop taking those fucking pitches right down the middle

I think someone told him baseball has golf scoring. Isn't he 0/10 this series?

No thanks, keep taking Mr. Cespedes!

Giants Checking in

So fucking close

>only a double

Cespedes should be at 3rd, what a lazy spic.

If Terry had balls, he'd pull him right now to make a statement. Let Lagares run for him.

>walking someone to get to T.J. Rivera

This. It's ridiculous. Braves fan here, but god damnit I hate seeing that shit.

>pulling your best player in a tied ballgame in a playoff chase "to make a statement"
I like to think anyone with rudimentary baseball knowledge could be a successful manager but then statements like this remind me of the truth.

Cocky fucking puke. Mets fan here. Goddamn it. Shit.

They need his bat in the lineup if this goes to extra innings.

>puke

lel, you drunk senpai

>steals 3rd

Kek

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, c'mon Braves!!!

>guy throws nothing but sliders out of the zone
>swings at every fucking one of them
fuck this

And now we see why Rivera has been in AAA for so long

Utterly fooled on 4 straight balls

Have you seen the shit going on tonight? Of course I am.

Also do people not say that everywhere? Queens reporting in.

I'm in jersey but i know you meant punk

He wasn't fooled just to desperate to put it into to play. The thought of not swinging just never crossed his mind

>intentionally walking Eric Campbell

No no, I meant puke. You've never heard that before? Odd.

>Plawecki

Why not just put in TDA Terry?

Not him, never heard it before in my life.

New catchers please

Braves cathcer is a qt3.14

How can tda and plawecki suck so much

Is it Anthony Recker? Are we doing the "Anthony Recker is super hot" thing again?

Huh. I learned something today. Strange.

He's literally handsome Squidward

why is campbell still a thing

Oh shit, is this a thing? I haven't watched the Braves at all really. Literally the first time I've ever seen him before.

Yup

desu I was thinking all along that that was the bottom of the ninth

because you're allowed to have 40 active players right now and because he can at least play anywhere

It's not just a Braves thing. It was the same when he was with the Mets.

To continue, Dansy Swanson is a good lookin dude too.

Jesus I don't see the Mets winning this

I don't like the recker is qt meme. It's one thing when you guys do it with the twink yurop divegrass players but when you do it with people like Recker you actually seem gay

Pls user. Have faith.

I was saying that the first time the Mets played against him too. I think my mom said "no wonder he wears that face guard on his helmet."

Yeah

My mom said the same thing too hah. We're both big Braves fan and I called her to let her know a game was on and kinda tell her about Swanson and how he got here, and she said "Wow, he's not exactly ugly, is he?" Haha. I'm not even gay, but damn the Braves have some handsome players. Swanson looks like a nice dude too. I really like him so far, just seems solid all around and isn't intimidated at all.

Have faith in who? What? A bunch of chokers?

Y-yes

Too late

>Braves in the lead
>Nobody that can actually hit batting next inning

Nah. Fuck this shit ass non-playoff worthy team.

FUCKING KILL ME

YES!!!! Great playing lately Braves, gives me some hope for next season with the new stadium.

This Atlanta series reminds me of last years world series where KC just dripped dripped dripped there way to a win

Yep. About to be swept by the Braves after the Rockies gifted us a Cards loss.

Thanks for this one Terry. Easy schedule my ass.

If you wouldnt let Recker fuck your boipucci, you're a fucking faggot.

Giants lead 1-0 in LA

Terry fucked this game up desu. Played it way too "must have". Should have just let Reed pitch until he got into trouble instead of playing muh lefty bullpen matchup bullshit.

What's going on in this thread

Calling a bruce walk off 2b.

post yfw the Braves have the best batting average and OBP of any team since the all star break

espn.com/mlb/stats/team/_/stat/batting/split/182/sort/onBasePct/order/true

>Bruce with TDA behind him

Stop it Terry, you're killing me with these choices

Who's gonna walk off today boys

>Bruce
fuck

Brucie pls

god gary is fucking exploding tonight

dubs agrees

what???????

change my prediction to 2 run hr then, i thought he was up third

>0-2

when have i ever seen this count

just meant he's getting really excited

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Welp lad

What even happened to bruce? he was the NL leader in rbis...

has Jay Bruce taken any steps since coming to the Mets to fix whatever has gone terribly wrong with him?
you usually hear in these slumps that "x is watching a lot of film and..." or "x has been working with Dave Hudgens on..."
nothing like that for Bruce

Kevin Long is the worst hitting coach in the league and is literally incapable of making individual adjustments to hitters, everyone has to do the same uppercut bullshit.

i mostly think it started out as a bad situation and just got worse. i don't think he wanted to come to new york to begin with, and he's sucking, and he is unhappy.

He's a product of Great American and he was the sole offensive option before Ces came back

Everyone always says to fire the manager whenever shit goes wrong but in this case it's everyone but the manager's fault. Every coach in the organization who isn't in charge of pitching needs to be fired

TIME FOR RISP

Harold Reynolds on MLB Tonight is talking about his attitude from Cincinnati to NY right now

Oh boy here we go

NEW YORK IN RUINS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

...

JUST
U
S
T

What's the most painless way to commit suicide.

I have bleach on me but that sounds unpleasant

NOOOOOOO

Fucking christ. Inciarte is a brave forever in my heart.

Wow, that one hurt

BARVES WIN

brb
laying face down on the floor until I starve to death

AHAHAHAHA

I can't even....

Goodbye forever guys

Cya bro

>barvesfags acting like they even care about their team

every time

why did he even bother to catch the ball, they're out of the playoffs and no one takes defensive metrics seriously

and what kind of faggot-ass name is ender, wasn't that like a kid's book or something

thanks Atlanta, can't have those pesky Mets going on another hot end of season run

Because they enjoy jocking on the Mets, retard. They've literally been laughing at the Mets during the games. They own NY and they fucking know it.

God I don't want to deal with that retarded tie breaker

we'll be fine desu

d'arnaud are somebody will suddenly hit 3 hrs per game or something. still won't win the world series though

>getting mad when braves redo worst to first again

hoping a meteor will strike me down right now

do people watch baseball in bongland or are you just on vacation

This tbqghfamalamalamalam

baseball isnt popular at all. im a native and people watch football here mainly

ender is turkish for very rare