FA:Old friend: Joique Bell works out for Lions
NE:Jimmy Garoppolo supposedly 'limited' Tuesday
NYG:Rashad Jennings expects to play in Week 3
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SD:Chargers expected to sign Dexter McCluster
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/nfl/-Browns BTFO edition
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It never used to hurt
IT HURTS A LOT NOW
Patriots will pull the upset
>/nfl/-Browns BTFO edition
>CLE:Rookie receiver Corey Coleman breaks his hand in practice
>laughing animu slut
I'm just going to crawl into a bottle and die.
>opponent this week has Miami D
Now I'm angry
Cleveland rocks
Just like Paul Brown did after his best 6 years with your shitty team.
I can't believe Cleveland hasn't run out of things to fuck up yet.
The Browns aren't fucking this up ITS JUST HAPPENING NONSTOP THEY CANT STOP IT
>mfw I just picked up Giants D after having the fucking Raiders
Two weeks in a row that they racked up -5 points or more. Stupid fucking cucks.
Why is it fucking impossible to find Cleveland 95?
nice football related image fucking c/a/ncerous faggot
Doesn't this violate some law of thermodynamics? They're fucking up with near 100% efficiency.
With every injury, the Vikings just get better.
Why did you believe in >our defense lol?
>How to find a Browns fan in 1 easy step
Racked up big points over the last two weeks. Better not fuck it up. I've got your name, bud.
it's statistically impossible to be this bad for so long with how the NFL is set up now but the Browns found a way.
>butterfly clip
FUCKING SLUT
It just hurts man they aren't even doing it purposely anymore
Lemme give you a tip, put it all on the Raiders offense man. That's where you need to put it.
>17 posts without a tripfag
Let me give you a tip...they won't be playing the shitty Falcons and saints secondaries every week
Browns fan once tried to tell me that his team had a better history than the Vikings. What say you?
See
Current Browns? No
The Browns that became the Ravens? Yes
Actually they do because they have won shit before. Unlike the Vikings. They were a good team until they moved.
Not entirely wrong. Something like 10 championships under Otto Grahm.
Vikings history is pretty forgettable outside of getting its anus stretched by the AFC.
See >17
learn to count nigger
Can't fool me, Eli.
They will finish the season with the number 1 offense in the league and the 32 best defense.
Still can't fool me, Eli. I'd have the Broncos defense, but they're taken.
4 NFC championships > any pre-owl championship
I mean if you miss us...
They're counted the same, dipshit.
>they have won shit before. Unlike the Vikings.
literally what am I reading
My sympathies to the Brownsfag here
Is anyone supposed to be impressed that the Browns won titles when the league was 12 teams big and black people weren't allowed?
Wasn't all of their championships before the merger even happened? I mean, sure, you can count them the same if you want.
Literally, what did he mean by this?
I want to buy the Ravens and move them back to Cleveland so they can win again. I'll give Baltimore the reactivated Browns.
Nth for Chargers
He means counted the same as a conference championship, since that's essentially what it is.
I get what he means, but still kinda stupid.
What did the Browns do that angered God so much?
its okay cleveland bros we will get through this together
I've been shitposting for a half an hour! Someone help me leave!
I knew this day would come. I've got about 5 tanks of helium ready.
hey cleveland
i'm sorry
Hey /nfl/ I'm a raiders fan since forever but now that the rams are in LA I've contemplated switching to them what do you guys think
Good. Do it. The entire city of Cleveland needs to know their place.
helium is fun!
I live in Vegas and I'm contemplating switching to the Raiders. Go for it.
Raiders are moving to Las Vegas anyways so go nuts
How many balloons do you plan to fill?
Enough for me to leave this planet.
>Cleveland
>helium
>balloons
Be careful everyone, we went through that shit show once before.
fired the dark lord
You need to check for incoming pressure systems.
Why was he fired anyway?
at least he had mercy on the jets and just left us alone
I live in Vegas and raidniggers need to fuck off.
good luck
Or else they'll all get stuck under a low pressure system and not fly away.
Because the browns were awful with him there
what exactly happened here
was a cleveland celebration sabotaged
>coleman broke his hand
>gordon getting arrested
>be cleveland
>get BTFO by fucking balloons
Baloonfest '86
Two people died.
>winning your division 13 times out of 16
>leaving you alone
pick one
It's been 21 years since he was fired and the Browns still haven't equalled his best record there (11-5 + a play off win)
You're not really from Vegas. Not even Bronco fans there are upset about the Raiders move.
Also, why did I just have to solve 4 fucking capcha? Are they pissed at my flawless streak?
He's not getting arrested you overreacting dumbfuck
my Rbs are Matin, Rawls and Foster.
Laugh at me.
I am going to cut Rawls unless I trade him by next week.
How likely is that anyway
that's almost unreal
it's so ironic it's like nature itself is trying to spite the city
I started the Raiders offense and defense. My entire team were Raiders.
75% likely. It might actually happen.
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The two people that died were boaters that the coast guard helicopters couldn't reach in time. It was a huge mess.
>has a plan to make the Browns great again
>Modell moves the team before it can be fully implemented and fires him
>pieces of said plan go on to become the Ravens who go on to win two owls
>Bill revises plan with New England and wins four owls
>Cleveland has done literally nothing since
yeah i read that on the wikipedia page
thanks for the video
t. Spic bandwagoner
I tried to focus on the statosphere better but the paper blew off my roof before i could try again
They're going to Vegas and you are going to have to pay for it lol. HA HA HA HA HA!
t. Raidnigger.
how can one city manage to do everything wrong?
The Browns should just make Mr Meeseeks their mascot at this point
>those roofs
Not Vegas roofs. Try again. (Plus I see no stucco)
Well you get to pay for the wall Pedro
This is the same city where a river catches fire 13 times since the 1800s.
If you were in Vegas youd know its windy and cloudy atm 2/10 raidnog, best i can do.
Also thats the Strat you mong
Ha ha ha joke's on you I'm Native American. Get out of my country white boy.
In the quest for more steel, no price is too large.
And because of the Cuyahoga fires, it made the EPA, which is good I guess?
It's so polluted that all our fish have AIDS
Kind of chilly out today, want a blanket?
Eyy my ancestors may have fallen for it but I'm much smarter than that. You got any Listerine? I'm kinda thirsty lol.
>Stratosphere
Surrounded by non-palm trees? Yeah no. It looks like some kind of factory exhaust pipe 2bh.
Have this Vitamin Water, native friend. 50 Cent endorses it so you know it's healthy.
>Corey Coleman ded
Can this team catch a fucking break? Literally everything that would go wrong has gone wrong.
Nobody helped me, so I'm still shitposting.
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Cleveland literally just won a championship 3 months ago. Stop bitching.
I can assure you man it could get much, much worse.
>tfw almost two years since last championship
the pain is real
Rate this Panthers Anime OC I made in about 10 minutes
>almost been 2 years since Pats won an Owl
Nice organization you got there. HA!
Worst posters on /nfl/ POWERRANKINGS
1. Anons who cry about tripfriends
2. Patriotfans
3. Sean
4. Anons who can only meme
5. Posters who think Dak isn't ROTY already
6. Hillary Supporters
7. Oldbay
8. Raiders fans
9. Oldbay
10. Bucme
Are Vikings posters the new Chiefsposters?
It literally took one of the most amazing physical specimens in the history of sports and a monumental chokejob. I don't see football LeBron walking through the browns' door
Cleveland defended championship 2 weeks ago too
negative billion out of five
Tiki aren't you complaining too much? I mean other people feel the same way about you.
OY VEY IT'S ANOTHER 18-1
SHUT IT DOWN
i don't think i post often enough to be on any sort of list
I know man, team has been going to utter shit
New Browns JUST
For you it is quality over quantity.
How is Allison?
>it's a tripfaggot thinks he's funny and relevant episode
How's your bad taste in music?
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nothing will top Chiefsposters at their peak
you deserve to be on a watchlist
Buffalo wished their team was good with a monkey's paw. They wished they could make the Super Bowl.
Only week 2 and the months and months or fantasy draft prep is for no reason. It's better to just autodraft and stay extremely active when the bodies start falling.
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So why did Osweiler leave Denver? Did Kubiak not want him or did he just like the look of the Texans and the money?
After NE @ DEN in the snow I thought for sure that he was the one they'd use to shape their offense this year.
who else /notouchdowns/ here?
Week 3 is our week, Rasmbros. We're getting that endzone!
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Megan's Law
Butthurt over being benched
Only the ones that resort to memes when I rock them with stats and facts
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>6. Hillary Supporters
Why would anyone here vote for anyone else? We're on the verge of history with the first woman president.
couldn't stand having a backup named semen
He felt disrespected. It was his good play that may/may not have got them to the Owl.
Texans flew in with a ton of cash and said here's the keys to the organization, which is pretty much the opposite of how Elway treated him.
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Because he got offered a shit ton of money in Houston
Looks good
thank god that's over
Just because you get suckered by Liberal propaganda and vote in the first black man and first woman president doesn't mean you're on the right side of history.
honestly man i haven't a clue
women are just weird. they don't make any sense
i mean, i was thinking about her about a month ago and was prompted to send her a long message that i'll now type out despite the fact that you probably won't read it:
"I've two album recommendations: Geek the Girl by Lisa Germano, and Fake Train by Unwound. The former I think you could relate to, but then again I could just be projecting because I don't know you as well as I'd like. Even if I'm wrong in that regard it's a pleasant album if you enjoy slow, spacey folk rock with female vocals. The latter makes me think of you because I'd always listen to it while we'd stand across from each other in the hallway waiting for gym class to start last spring, especially songs 3 and 4.
Sometimes I drive by your house and sit in the parking lot, not knowing if you're staying with your dad, or your mom, or if you're even still in the state.
I hope your painting is going well. I'm not sure what that entails for you, but you've my best wishes regardless. I hope you got into [university]. I hope you enjoy it. Seems like a good school, though I'm obviously not the arbiter of such things.
I think I have Asperger Syndrome, or Autism, or maybe Narcissism, each among a littany of other afflictions I've long diagnosed.
Do you post on Cred Forums? I've been there since I was 13. Since last winter I've been parading a person under the tripcode [tripcode] on Cred Forums. It was meant to be facetious, a simple parody of what I'd observed in myself and the board. I was trying to play the fool and now I realize that I'm much, much worse.
If you're thinking this is an embarrassing message to send, I agree. I don't completely lack self-awareness. I just recognize that we're never going to see each other again so I've no reason to withhold at this point.
Feel free to do the same. Or don't reply at all if you don't know what to say. That's fine. This is enough for me.
Goodbye."
This
Also Dak > Garop
cleveland hit the rocks and is shattered, famalama
how do we fix the Packers offense?
Tell Rodgers it's OK to come out of the closet already
somebody spent time on this
Money. Duh.
>paragraphs 1 and 3
fine
>the rest
lock 'em up!
did bucsme just get banned? mods=gods
Well now he has to suck lol.
fire mccarthy
bitched about getting benched
worked out for both parties though desu
Build a monster defense
Probably tank this season to get some solid SEC/B1G draft picks
Hire some meme CFB coach as defensive coordinator
Start establishing the run before it's 4&1 with less than a minute on the clock (and also to give Rodger's arm a break)
Superbowl teams always have elite defenses with elite/meme QBs. WR Corp or a good O-line are alright but they only account for 50% of the team and an elite qb should be able to make up for their misgivings
>bait bucme into talking about Allison
>he's a regard so he actually does it
>he gets banned immediately
Is this how we kill him?
>that bucme post
good lord what a fucking freak
are all cuckaneer trips mentally ill?
>implying LeBron isn't going to sign with the Browns
Yes. They all are completely insane.
What did he post this time?
>lex
>bucme
>oddish
there really is something wrong with these people
There's something in the water there.
Is Siemian that promising? I haven't been able to watch him play yet. I imagine the D can carry the fuck out of anyone mildly competent still, but is he someone who Kubiak will keep around and mould around or will they still keep looking?
bucme and oddish don't live in florida
>mfw I did that and now feel bad for him.
oh well, I'm sure he'll be happy on Cred Forums for 3 days
>4 days until the massacre
Doesn't have a problem driving from 30 to 30, but stalls in red zone hard. Overall better than QB situation last year
>sweet browns are so snakebitten maybe Hogan will get a shot to start soon
>Whitehurst signed
fuck you guys
Might be promising but he has thrown for 1 TD and 3 INTs so far and one of those games was against the one of the worst secondaries in the league that was down like 4 corners.
Right now, he's competent at best (which is still good enough to win 11/12 games with that defense)
>better QB situation than last year.
no.
Except watchdog
Don't tease me like that.
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Redpill me on Hogan, why does everyone seem to love this guy?
Texans only paid him 1.5m a year more than what the Broncos were offering. It wasn't money, it was that he felt slighted by getting benched for a decrepit Peyton Manning that played easily the worst superbowl winning season in NFL history.
Semen, Sanchez, Hoyer, Geno Smith, pretty much anyone with a pulse could have outplayed Manning last season, he was abysmally bad.
Dead thread, dead league
Everybody else died. We're the last humans on earth.
Wanna fuck?
Le'veon Bell is overrated. Deangelo Williams is underrated.
Tiki got banned again
Thread died
Coincidence?
Don't forget that pedo Bucme spilling his spaghetti all over the thread too.
>implying responding to shitposting is alive
I want Williams to get a ring even though I don't want to see the Steelers with 7.
Jets or Texans D?
>#Lions exec texted to squash any talk team interested in Ray Rice: "We are NOT signing Ray Rice, never have even discussed him. 1000% false."
Who are the Jest playing?
You should go with jest just for asking such a stupid fucking question.
how do teams that can't even score a touchdown in 2 weeks turn out better than us
>stalls in the red zone
That's good enough if he can stop the turn overs.
We have a little bit farther to fall than they do.
>devine
Does anyone have more Jest Pepes?
>Jest
best I can do yah
Objectively correct power rankings
1. Denver
2. New England
3. Pittsburgh
4. Carolina
5. Minnesota
6. Arizona
7. Houston
8. Cincinnati
9. NYJ
10. Baltimore
11. Seattle
12. Green Bay
13. Oakland
14. Kansas City
15. Detroit
16. NYG
17. Philadelphia
18. Dallas
19. San Diego
20. Buffalo
21. Atlanta
22. Tennessee
23. Miami
24. Tampa
25. New Orleans
26. Los Angeles
27. Jacksonville
28. Washington
29. San Francisco
30. Chicago
31. Indianapolis
32. Cleveland
That one's mean.
>cinci at 8
Good one.
>5. Minnesota
Whats funny is that i dont know if thats supposed to be too high or too low
Bring back Johnny """"""Football""""""" Manziel, Cleveland. Just for the keks.
Is Matty Ice ELITE again?
He went back to A&M, he's not allowed back in the league. And also with his substance abuse stuff, I imagine that would also keep him out for some time.
>8. Cincinnati
>9. NYJ
Cinci beat the Jest so that's the correct order
>wake up
>McCarthy still has a job
>7. Texans
I swear if they're not 1 tomorrow after the game I'm gonna find you and punch you in the balls.
Hush, Lain.
23-6 Pats
Osweiler thoroughly exposed
this guy seriously needs to send the browns a thank you card
Where does Fitz stand as far as rank? I'd personally say with the Jets he is good, arguably a top 10 QB.
That would be solid gold
The fucking balls that would take
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>implying he won't be pelted with batteries on the first game losing pic
The pats would drop, the texans would rise. Probably about 3 or 4 spots each.
I'm hoping they meme all the way to the owl
>Pats over toxins
>upset
>implying he won't be pelted with batteries on the first game they are down at the half
ftfy
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings Sponsored by Gatorade - Week 2
1. Steelers (+1)
2. Broncos (+1)
3. Patriots (-2)
4. Cardinals (+2)
5. Panthers
6. Vikings (+4)
7. Texans (+5)
8. Giants (+5)
9. Bengals (-2)
10. Seahawks (-6)
11. Ravens (+3)
12. Chiefs (-3)
13. Jets (+2)
14. Packers (-6)
15. Cowboys (+5)
16. Falcons (+8)
17. Raiders (-4)
18. Lions (-1)
19. Eagles (+6)
20. Redskins (-4)
21. Colts (-3)
22. Bucs (-3)
23. Chargers (+6)
24. Saints (-2)
25. Titans (+5)
26. 49ers
27. Rams (+4)
28. Bills (-7)
29. Jaguars (-6)
30. Bears (-3)
31. Dolphins (-3)
32. Browns
Le Reddit tier Meme batteries an I rite lols11!!1!1
>steelers 1
>giants 8
>dolphins 31
I need to know why
>Broncos that high
>Packers that low
>Falcons that high
>Eagles that low
>Chargers that high
>Bills that high
>Dolphins that low
looks like shit gj
Post GOAT manlets
Upset?
GOATEST manlet
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Chargers are one of the most underrated teams in the NFL right now. They should be 2-0, but their defense choked away a big lead in KC in week 1. Philip "The Beast" Rivers is an Elite QB, and the best QB in the NFL who hasn't won a SB yet.
Chargers will kick the shit out of the Colts and overrated fucking ass Andrew Luck 38-24. Philip 5ivers will drop 4 TD's and 420+ yds on that shitty ass INDY defense.
you got a point. Stupid to let the toxins fans make me think the Pats were underdogs in this situation.
Point still stands, Pats win
>losing to KC
>Rivers receivers against a good defense for a full 4 quarters
you might beat the colts though ;) they are almost struggling as much as the chargers are.
texans will stomp all over that 3rd string rookie qb.
>Gaytriots beating Texans with 3rd string qb
Nah
1. Broncos
1t. Patriots when they get brody back
2. Patriots
3. Panthers
4. Steelers
5. Texans
6. Cardinals
7. Bengals
8. Chiefs
9. Vikings
10. Packers
11. Jets
12. Ravens
t. my butte
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>houston favored by 1
>upset
Literally fucking retarded
Is Diggs OPOTY yet?
Odds the Panthers will play to an empty stadium on Sunday?
Odds Cam Newton will say something really stupid about the Planet of the Apes and ownership will bench him?
1. Steelers
2. Broncos
3. Patriots
4. Panthers
5. Cardinals
6. Vikings
7. Texans
8. Bengals
9. Jets
10. Ravens
11. Chiefs
12. Eagles
Your team will be swept again by Oakland and KC
Do vikes get #4 if they beat them sunday
Do they use that on reddit? You seem to know
Ravens will start 8-1 before they play @ Dallas on November 20.
Mark my words. I guaran-fucking-tee it.
3 if they can do that in Charlotte
also forgot about the Giants swap them with Bengals
Our defense sucks, I'll admit it.
Though if Rivers starts going on a rampage again, look out AFC West. You'll have 4 teams that can all win it.
>ravens
>not shitting the bed on the road to fucking garbage teams all season
First NFL season, babby?
LOCK OF THE WEEK: Chargers Over Colts
UPSET: Bengals over the Broncos
>Not realizing that most of their loses last year were 1 score games
>Had almost entire starting team missing by week 15
>Still swept Pittsburgh
>Only losing season under Harbaugh and Flacco
Sorry, you failed this time user-kun.
Is Aaron Rodgers still elite?
>excuse for last year
>excuse the year before
>excuse the year before
>excuse the year before
>th-this is the year the trend stops!!!!!!!!!!!
Like I said, first NFL season, babby
>literally almost losing to the fucking browns
>UPSET: Bengals over the Broncos
Von Miller is ELITE. He'll put down the Ginger QB easily.
They had one bad year after they won the Super Bowl and most of the team left (made the playoffs the next year) and one bad year because Flacco tore his ACL.
Do you have a point or are you just irrationally shitposting?
Win is a win. This isn't college. "Almost losing" doesn't matter in the NFL. Bad teams always get amped up to play better teams in divisional games, and hey sometimes the worse team will even win some.
That Denver offense ain't doing shit all year with Semen-Man as their QB.
Ravens away record, last 5 years
2015 (flaccid injured):
2-6
2014
5-3
2013
2-6 (fucking lel)
2012
4-4
2011
4-4
>B-BUT THIS YEAR IS DIFFERENT I SWEAR
Literal fucking retards
>First Bad year
>8-8
This would a good year for like 10 teams kek.
Wow! A team plays worse on the road than it does at home!
You answered my question, especially since you used the word flaccid - irrational Ravens hater.
Based Stipe. I was at that fight, the Q was fucking nuts.
>2014
Still beat The Steelers in Pittsburgh in the playoffs. Almost beat the Patriots, but they cheated themselves to a victory.
>2015
Still swept the Steelers, including ANOTHER win in Pittsburgh.
Ravens are trash and so is the entire state they play in
Fuck you salty ass nigga.
>"c-cheated! That's the only reason why!"
>forgetting getting memed on that double pass to Dola
>forgetting Flaccid throwing that pick in the end
>this assblasted that Bill "Biggest Balls" Belichick outcoached Harbaww
Never forget that Harbaww then used the exact formations after the League changed the rules on eligible/ineligible receivers
Never forget that if it wasn't for Belichick's recommendation, something he almost never does, Harbaww wouldn't of even had a job at Baltipoor. He'd probably be coaching another team.
>because most of the team left
Many more would have stayed if the team was reasonable and didn't throw a monster contract at Flacco.
Still cheated with deflated footballs nigga.
>Seahawks
>Not 12
Prove it
Don't attempt it, cause not even Jewdell's house nigga could
Yeah the Ravens are really missing Paul Kruger, who I think just got cut by the Browns. Cary "all I do is get burned" Williams was a huge loss, too. They also should definitely have tried to talk Ray Lewis out of retiring and thrown money at a clearly-done Ed Reed.
Basically the only bad decision was trading Boldin, and that was because Harbaugh didn't like his attitude.
That Flacco contract really hurt them, it's not like they made the playoffs the next year or anything. Oh wait.
Think before you type.
Brady's 4 game suspension says otherwise. He doesn't tried a cellphone full of evidence for a reason.
Here's some excuses in the steelers defense
>win vs Pittsburgh with Leveon dedded after pittsburgh went all out to win the afcn a week before vs cincy, losing any running threat they had and the offense went to shit
>first 2015 win was against mike vick and they only won because scobee is a shitty kicker
The game in Baltimore was definitely the most impressive, ALMOST kept the steelers out of the playoffs
destroyed*
Frankly, it should have kept them out of the postseason.
Fucking Jets
yes
remember he played on the road in 100+ degrees and the hardest game on paper with like 95% home crowd
historically this is a pretty Rodgers-esque start to a season where he usually hits stride around game 4-6
that's not to suggest the problems aren't real but only casuals think Rodgers stopped being good
Lmao THE FUCKING BILLS
>deflated footballs justifies Flacco throwing the game away
fucking flaccid apologists
Jets will make it this year tbqhwyfam
Hard to throw a game away when your defense chokes up two 14-point leads.
>punishment stands because Jewdell has the right to punish someone on a mere possibility
>meaning one is 100% culpable
Kek okay man
I hope you get arrested for some shit the cops might think you did and get time for it.
For anyone who missed them:
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Don't be so sure
>competing with the bengals, ravens, steelers, and chiefs for a wildcard spot
That week 1 loss is going to come back to haunt them
Jets will be in a position to make the playoffs with a wild card spot, but choke to the fucking Bills again.
W-what about the colts
KEK
Colts overrated as fuck.
Texans win AFC South.
im not sure what i hate more, the fact that people think the texans are going to blow out the patriots or the pats fans who call them prime time shitters.
im vexxed
>one of these teams will get cucked because somebody has to win the fucking AFC South
been tellin these niggas this fo years
They have some serious depth problems. Luck doesn't have protection either and he turns the ball over too much
Saved
Where the fuck have you been faggot?
COON NEWTON
TRAVIS COONS
Noice
Saving the 2nd pack
You should throw in some common player cards
We gon kill them economincoally
Damn i missed my chance
>Skip actually said he doesn't believe Floyd Mayweather could knock him out.
10/10 this man is such a troll
1, 2, & 3 stars can be thought of as commons
this man will be the most heavily targeted receiver on the roster by week 14
cap it
dalton needs to be 3 stars imp
>that Larry Fitzgerald college graduation commercial
>The phone call part
>he still has no ring
Fuck
Just join the dark side, Larry.
Does anybody legitimately think that a team other than the Stoolers will win the AFC North? Their defense actually didn't do a half bad job stopping the Bungles. Outside of one or two big plays, Dalton did next to nothing.
Obviously the Browns have already been eliminated from contention.
>mfw Larry's career was a waste with Arizona
>mfw a big scary black man and a rapist stole his ring
Larry still has no ring
J-just treat him right.....
>oakland
>sweeping anybody with that defense
Fucking kek
>Literally no one on offense except 79 year old Gates
>I literally haven't watched the first two games of the season
You are aware the chargers have a run game now right? Ken whizenhunt is going to dink and dunk all over everyone
>mfw Antonio "Pearly" Gates is still one of the best TE's in the game
Is antonio gates a hall of famer?
>not named Gronkowski
>not named Miller
doubtful senpai
Absolutely, but it wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't first ballot unless the media hypes him up post retirement. I expect him to fall by the wayside like John Lynch tbhf
>Even doubting Gates HoF status
I mean I know there's casuals here but holy fuck
John Lynch was a faggot and cheap shot artist, he doesn't deserve HOF
They'll do more than they did last year. Last year was 3-and-out city all year long, Sieman has no problem moving between the redzones which is enough to kick field goals.
you've taken the bait
how buttmad are you right now
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I knew I was getting trolled ;^)
I don't understand your meme
really makes you think
FIRST BALLOT HOF
BOB KRAFT
CHARLES WOODSON
BRIAN URLACHER
ANTOINE WINFIELD
BEAST MODE
MEGATRON
JUSTIN TUCK
RAY LEWIS
NOT YET A HOF
LARRY FITZGERALD
JUSTIN SMITH
VINATEIRI
JANIKOWSKI OR LECHLER
GOSTOWSKI
AARON RODGERS
BREES
ELI
BRODY
PEYTON
NO HOF EVER
SEAN LEE
ROMO
PATRICK WILLIS
STEVE SMITH SR
JOHN LYNCH
JAMES HARRISON
SHOULD BE HOF BUT ISN'T
CLIFF BRANCH
DAVE DALBY
MATT MILLEN
JON GRUDEN
>Brees
>Brady
>Peyton
>not yet HOF
Here's a (you)
"Not yet a HOF" and "First Ballot HOF" are somewhat interchangeable. All the first ballot HOF are also not yet a HOF
Otherwise solid list
They haven't been inducted yet though
Who the fuck thought Sean Lee was getting into the HoF?
Early predictions for the 2017 Hall of Fame class?
My picks are
>LaDainian Tomlinson
>Kurt Warner
>Terrell Owens
>Hines Ward
>Steve Atwater
>Don Coryell
>Paul Tagliabue
>Kenny Easley
The same usual delusional Cowboys fans (half of America)
Steelers/Eagles, who wins?
I suspect it will come down to a shootout, solely based on the secondaries for both teams being fairly garbage. Wentz will probably have to deal with drops all night, so I figure Steelers
>The city of me
WHO CAN STOP HIM?
protip : no one!
I'd give wentz a 5/7 rating
>Percy Harvin has a ring
Carson Wentz?
>Eifert back to practice
Pls come back soon
>So... a week?
fucking lost it
>Hines Ward
Will never and should never happen. Replace him with Brian Dawkins and your list would be 10/10
The rings are gonna put him in though. I must admit it was a toss-up between those two and Jason Taylor
>shootout
Very unlikely imo. Think it will be a low scoring game which should favor the home team. Eagles win 19-17
how buttmad are you that Hines Ward will likely make the hall of fame
/hoc/ has been in our general again
I refuse to leave
Nordiques return when?
>likely
1000 catches and 2 rings. It's happening for sure.
I honestly doubt they ever will. There was a lot of talk about expanding again, but the NHL only decided to go into Vegas, which was dumb imo. There is an obvious hockey market that still exists in Quebec. I think Bettman is afraid that the Canadian dollar will keep falling.
Plus there was hard evidence that people wanted a team in Vegas. They sold out on season tickets during the trial run, and have sold out season tickets for the inaugural season.
He literally won't though there are far too many great players that deserve it both at his same position and elsewhere that I can pretty safely say he will never get in and I'm saying this as someone who loved watching him play
Jerome Bettis making it was the one HoF selection that's ever made me so fucking mad. Can't say I watched him in his prime but looking at his numbers It's just another example of clear Steelers bias in HoF voting.
That being said I do hope Alan Faneca makes it in somewhere down the line
see Its your obvious Shitbirds bias that makes you so delusional
how is it that for some reason it might be satisfying to see the naners get BTFO on sunday
but in the exceedingly miraculous instance that they don't and i have to deliver
how does ebay.com
You know who won't make it into the HOF? Joe Flacco?
>Past: Is he elite?
>Present: Is he good?
>Future: Who is he?
I live in Vegas and am a die hard Broncos fan. Also, an athletic trainer. Would never do it in real life, but in my darkest fantasies I imagine myself volunteering to work Raiders camps if they move here, just to sabotage them.
Just in my dreams though lol
>only 6 1,000 yard seasons
>only 3 seasons with 10+ TDs
>never made first team All-Pro once in his career
He will never make it in because he was not a HoF level player just a very good, very physical WR who played for a great team for a long time
Isaac Bruce and Torry Holt would have to both make it in before I could even accept the possibility of Ward getting in
So Cleveland has lost it's 1st and 2nd string QBs, and 2 wideouts in the first 2 weeks of football.
That seems statistically impossible to have that much misfortune at once.
Joe who?
Jesus Christ, the fucking browns are cursed. Cursed. A higher power is behind this shit.
As someone who started really paying attention to the NFL around 2005, I had no clue just how comically unlucky this team has been since coming back into the NFL. I thought basically they've just been bad since coming back. It is SO much worse than that, they are getting fucked over by something supernatural.
youtube.com
lel these will do
Yea I'm pretty certain Flacco will never make the HoF either. I'm a Ravens fan so I know his worth more than anyone here but he would need a very strong stats wise 6 year + stretch with at least one more Superbowl win before he could even be considered. I could definitely see another Superbowl win in his future but HoF no
Joe Namath
Joe Montana
Joe momma
I hope your happy, you've made me cry
>Gym Shorts was the best HC the lions have had in fucking forever
>took the team to the playoffs
>ran out of town anyways
>caldnigger hired
>rides Shorts' team to the playoff once
>been shit ever since with awful clock management and less personality than BB
Probably never see this team amount to shit in my lifetime. Can't wait to move so I can fucking switch teams after a lifetime of disappointment.
He turns the ball over because he has no protection and no running game. I'm not saying he doesn't force balls, but he's literally their only chance to win any games. Luck tries to play hero ball with every possession because the D can't stop anything either
Who gives a shit about the hall of fame besides nfl players who are being inducted?? Idgi
I forced my balls in your mom's mouth m8
>booing Tim Couch
Damn, I felt so bad for him. Did he actually warrant that treatment somehow?
Obviously the ghost of Paul Brown
Why not Patrick Willis? Dude was all pro his first 6 seasons or some shit
because muh early retirement
>tfw patrick willis' greatest achievement was making joe flacco look competent
>Coleman out
h-how long does a broken hand usually take to heal, lads?
For that matter, how long does a broken heart usually take to heal from the pain of realizing this year is just like last year and your team still sucks?
>For that matter, how long does a broken heart usually take to heal from the pain of realizing this year is just like last year and your team still sucks?
it never does but if you know how to numb it you can live a mostly normal life
> coleman's hand broke
That's just taking the piss really
>be rebuilding franchise
>last coach and GM led your organization to become a dumpster fire like every one before him
>bring in new head coach, one of the most promising and best in the league
>he brings with him a great coaching staff of men who have coached, and won, owls and even played in them
>free agency comes around
>your center, who's arguably the best one in the league, and your other tackle not named Joe Thomas, along with your best safety, all leave
>tons of players purged in the offseason because they're either old or just suck
>pick up absolutely nobody but a washed up Jets linebacker and the glass quarterback formerly known as Robert Griffin III, 2012 NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year who suddenly took a massive downfall after his rookie season
>promise to create a championship team, build the foundation with the rookie draft class
>drop down from the #2 pick, where you were going to take your quarterback
>the quarterback you nabbed in FA gets injured his first game, just like everybody knew would happen. He's out.
>your rookie defensive end looks like an extremely promising player, he gets injured
>your rookie wide receiver looks great so far, scored two touchdowns on the ravens. Unfortunately he's out too.
>your backup/former starter who isn't really a backup because we all knew RGIII would get injured somehow gets injured, so he's out.
>the quarterback you passed on looks bretty gud so far
>your dream of having an elite receiving core keeps getting ruined because the one who's supposed to be coming back from suspension continues getting in trouble and your rookie sensation just broke his hand in practice
>you're probably going to go 0-16 this year with the number one pick in the draft
I genuinely feel bad for Cleveland.
I hope you guys get a franchise quarterback in the draft and I hope Hue sticks around long enough to turn you guys into a serious contender.
Just remember:
It's always darkest before Deshaun
>rookie sensation
I wouldnt go that far
Or nearly that far.
Coleman is literally Antonio Brown 2.0
they will be forever cursed until their team is returned
RETURN THE TEAM
>Adrian Peterson out for a long time again
not even that worried desu, zimmerman didn't make fraziers mistake to build the whole team around peterson
also, I miss jared allen
Post players you miss watching
I miss watching this nigga hit like a truck
PITTSBURGH HAS NOT BEAT US IN PHILLY SINCE FUCKING 1965
>implying that will change
stiller defense is obviously a bend not break type defense. They're going to try to eliminate big plays. But none of that matters at all, what matters is how the iggle defense does against big ben and the steeler offense.
NFL Top Receiving Corps in the league
1. Giants
2. Saints
3. Jets
4. Cardinals
5. Steelers
6. Colts
7. Bengals
8. Falcons
9. Jaguars
10. Raiders
Oh, I totally forgot about the Texans
1. Giants
2. Jets
3. Texans
4. Saints
5. Cardinals
6. Steelers- when they aren't suspended
7. Colts
8. Jaguars
9. Raiders
10. Bengals
>no Broncos
Look like know the QBs have sucked but they had 2 WRs with over 1100 yards last year even with broken down PeyPey and Osweiler
I disagree with your list
Steelers deserve higher for their ability to spontaneously create new WRs out of thin air.
bailey jay looks like a man
cause he is a man
>3. Patriots (-2)
>4. Cardinals (+2)
yeah patriots beat them on their field despite -2 turnover and with their 2 biggest stars not playing, definitely worth being ahead by 1 (one) place
rude 2bh
literally the GOAT
what a coincidence
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DT is bae.
>People unironically saying that the eagles will beat the steelers
Are Ben brown and Williams all injured?
Because they are gonna have a field day will mills on Brown
We aren't winning for shit
The Steelers have not beaten the Eagles in Philly since the 60s. I see no reason why they would.
Just like the vaunted miami front 4 right? Didn't work out so well for them, it might be closer than expected but toxins are going to get schemed and dinked and dunked apart.
>tfw Carson Wentz is the only reason I haven't killed myself
If he turns out to be a Folesesque bust I'm downing some pills
I hope they don't score a touchdown all season. Fuck the rams, fuck Kroenke, and fuck Las Angeles.
Wentz might turn into David Carr, he's getting hit on 14% of his drop backs. Already has a cracked rib and is ignoring that.
Burrs hear, willing 2 give Cleveland John Fox
It's a new day, time to post more Stafford
you now remember last fucking year when chip Kelly delivered the eagles their first loss on thanksgiving day in franchise history
what are our chances patsbros?
>golden tate strolling into the endzone
>hanging out with wife's family from philly who are iggles fans
My turkey was extra delicious that day
I think we are fucked desu
and it gave that faggot leaf something to do in between his daily bouts of smoking weed and fucking dogs
>m-m-m-muh calvin had a good game one on one against a rookie
>calvin is now retired
>they didn't even make the playoffs last year
>Patriots starting a black QB
What world is this? Where am I?
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If the Texans manage to win, I wonder how many Pats fans are going to cry that the world is ending when it's only week 3.
I'd say bout 45% Believe can game plan for damn bear anything but without a real QB you may be fucked regardless
>head referee for the fail mary game last year is officiating the lions pack game at Lambeau this sunday
Predictions on how the lions will get fucked again, go!
who /jacoby/ here
Are you honestly trying to tell me Caldwell is worse at clock management than Schwartz? Did you even watch the loins
None. It will all be excuses. Fans of previously winning teams default to delusions of solidity. It takes seasons, not weeks, for them to admit get woke. Look at the Packers.
It's fans of teams that can't seem to catch a break that seem to default knee jerk claims of fire sales
Why do I always read his last name as brisket?
Am I hungry for the dark meat?
Had he not been plagued with injuries, would the cowboys have made it to the owl by now?
Nassib will most likely play with a hand guard
no
they're cursed for manipulating the pre-salary cap era
>COWBOYS BEARS SNF
WEW LAD
What a terrible night for a football game.
who?
burrs get back to back primetime games
who's in charge of this shit needs to get fired
>that literal fucking refball at 19:43
youtu.be
2017 NFL DRAFT FIRST SIX PICKS:
>Cleveland Browns - Deshaun Watson, Quarterback, Clemson
>Tennessee Titans (via Rams) - Myles Garrett, Defensive End, Texas A&M
>San Francisco 49ers - Deshone Kizer, Quarterback, Notre Dame
>San Diego Chargers - Teez Tabor, Defensive Back, Florida
>Chicago Bears - Cam Robinson, OT, Alabama
>Cleveland Browns (from Philly) - Jabrill Peppers, ATH, Michigan
>he also wills the Dallas player to the ground with his mind
They have 4 primetime games in total so another two left to play
Ravens only get two all season one against the >Browns on >>>>>>TNF and a MNF game @ Patriots. How they didn't give us either game against Pittsburgh in primetime I don't know but hopefully one of them will be flexed
>Fail Mary straight afterwards
>You now remember Packers players being so bootyblasted it took them 10+ minutes to come out of the locker room for the last play of the game
G-Go Jags. My hope is slowly diminishing b-but that's okay. At least we have the same record as the Colts right?
> Browns take another meme qb while passing on a sure-fire pass rusher
The nightmare continues
let's just wait a couple of years and get Lamar Jackson
Think we need a pool of who on the offense will end the week with no knees.
I'm putting £5 on Diggs dying (because God is a cruel cunt).
>Chargers drafting in the top-5 again
'no'
>Dallas not drafting in the top 6
>Lamar Jackson
He will never play a down of NFL qb
Best game of the week is Viking @ Panthers. Try to deny that.
b-but Mike Vick said he's 5 times better than he was in college
I honestly don't blame them. I feel cheated and I'm a Cardinal fan. I still felt a little bad for Coingate. Even worse that we got MOLESTED in a playoff rematch that I was dying for since Carolina beat our fucking practice squad in WC the year before.
I'm surprised Bottlegate ain't on there though. Going back a play to change a ruling? God how many games would be different if refs could freely go back a play to change a ruling?
I gotta find a compulation of the sub ref calls that year.
Why the fuck is Cowboys/Bears the Sunday night game?
Patriots @ Texans
Broncos @ Bengals
Falcons @ Saints (still a top 3 NFL rivalrly)
Chargers @ Colts
Pretty average games this week but those are all better
My bad completely forgot Jets @ Chiefs too
It's Steelers Eagles tbqh
NFL trying to get out off their contracts by booking terrible prime time games so they can start streaming everything.
>Browns drafting 2 more busts
>lions @ pack
The best most memiest game of the week
Nfc north matchups are always good
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top kek
>blacks must hold each other accountable
He's benched for sure, the only thing that makes a group of people REEEEEEEE faster than this is /r9k/ seeing a Chad kissing Stacy. They might not even play on Sunday at all if it continues at this rate.
>backup QB is Edelman
>starter is meat
>LeGarrette "Run for a yard or less" Blount is workhorse RB
>OL can't block for shit
We /defense/ now.
I'm surprised he's not getting himself some china food
Would you vote for him?
>Jim For Bob President Cooter
Huh?
Thank you for the update homosexual construction worker
Wait what happened in the latest episode in the land of the negros?
All lions tds will be penalized and called back
Is CJ Anderson elite?
Post all bears pepes.
I need for my fap folder.
>eagles sixth worst team in the league
they're already a third of the way to 6-10 which would have them around pick 10
browns and bears won't be their only easy games, remember they play in the nfc east
Broncos fan here.
Demarcus Ware is out, and so is donald stephenson. Siemian is no peyton. (as shit as he was last year) This game will be close. I can see them losing.
No, Andy janovich is
It's easy to run behind the best fullback in the NFL
Acted like he was the most important player on the team. Didn't realize how low on the totem pole he actually was. Demanded a huge contract. Elway laughed in his face. Toxins have low QB self-esteem. Convinced themselves he would be the future. Offered him everything including the right to fuck their sisters.
how do we fix the browns by 2019? best ideas go
Move them to some east coast city
The one thing about Siemian is that he doesn't panic. He stays incredibly calm throughout the entire game.
Draft all defense/offensive line
is the best you ratbirds can do compare yourself to the steelers? is your record against pittsburgh your only measure of success?
going 5-11 is okay for you, as long as you beat the steelers?
fucking pathetic
Thank you for parroting NBC
East coast is kinda full. Raleigh/durham might be able to fit them, and they could probably hardball the state for a stadium to call their own.
Abolish the Browns, move the Colts to the AFC North, start a new team in the AFC South
dont dead open inside
Is there a division where every team has an owl?
I dont think he finishes the year desu
He will never beat a team, not that that's his job, but if you need him to even make one play or only a handful of plays I don't think he can get it done
Somehow the broncos got a qb with less arm strength than an old broken Peyton
What are the best rivalries of each division?
AFCW:
AFCE:
AFCN:
AFCS:
NFCW:
NFCE:
NFCN:
NFCS:
>They recalculated the fantasy game I lost this week by .1 and now I won by .04 of a point
Kek
no
Raiders/Chiefs
Jets/Pats
Steeles/Ravens
Jags/Titans
Seattle/AZ?
Giants/Eagles
Bears/Packers
Saints/Falcons.
That was mostly random.
This is my justification for Jags/Titans
Do nothing but keep trading down for the next two years. In 2019 invest heavily in an offensive line, then draft Tanner Mangum and a few Clemson wide receivers. After that invest heavily in the defensive front. Fuck the secondary.
So that Panthers game is going to turn into a riot, isn't it?
Definitely a happening warning in effect
Can't wait tbqh
no, but all of the West and East divisions have 3/4 teams that do, the Norths and Souths only have 1 or 2 each. in order for one of the divisions with 3 owls winners in it to become a full set of 4, one of these teams would have to win one:
>cardinals
>eagles
>chargers
>bills
how you like your curses senpai?
Without question, but he might have to wait for awhile.
tony g > antonio g
Nope.
Yes, by a long shot.
No, by an even longer shot. Nay, the longest shot.
>move the Colts to the AFC North
The thought of those domebabbies getting assfucked by the Steelers and Ravens on the road every year tickles me
Start a new team in San Antonio to put in the South and call it a day then.
I hope Cam Newton chimps out just as hard as his SB loss
fuck up my sleep schedule completely to watch the game tonight?
docs.google.com
33 votes, voting is still open until TNF starts
1. (8.485) New England Patriots [+0, +0.342]
2. (8.242) Denver Broncos [+2, +0.974]
3. (8.212) Pittsburgh Steelers [-1, +0.533]
4. (7.818) Carolina Panthers [+1, +0.800]
5. (7.576) Arizona Cardinals [+3, +1.147]
6. (7.273) Minnesota Vikings [+9, +1.862]
7. (6.697) Houston Texans [+5, +0.893]
8. (6.515) Cincinnati Bengals [-2, -0.342]
9. (6.394) Philadelphia Eagles [+9, +1.287]
9. (6.394) Green Bay Packers [-6, -1.035]
11. (6.273) New York Giants [+1, +0.469]
12. (6.030) New York Jets [+7, +1.262]
13. (5.758) Kansas City Chiefs [-6, -0.849]
13. (5.758) Seattle Seahawks [-4, -0.599]
15. (5.424) Oakland Raiders [-5, -0.862]
16. (5.212) Baltimore Ravens [+1, +0.087]
17. (5.030) Atlanta Falcons [+6, +1.012]
18. (4.909) Dallas Cowboys [+10, +1.338]
19. (4.879) San Diego Chargers [+7, +1.093]
20. (4.758) Detroit Lions [-9, -1.063]
21. (4.364) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-9, -1.440]
22. (4.000) New Orleans Saints [-1, -0.446]
23. (3.879) Indianapolis Colts [-3, -0.835]
24. (3.788) Washington Redskins [+0, -0.087]
25. (3.727) Tennessee Titans [+4, +0.709]
26. (3.667) San Francisco 49ers [-4, -0.529]
27. (3.515) Miami Dolphins [-2, -0.306]
28. (3.333) Buffalo Bills [-1, -0.399]
29. (3.182) Jacksonville Jaguars [-13, -1.961]
30. (3.121) Los Angeles Rams [+2, +2.192]
31. (2.333) Chicago Bears [-1, -0.667]
32. (1.333) Cleveland Browns [-1, +0.226]
So you just enjoy being flat out wrong, okay then.
It seems you enjoy it far more than I do.
>9. Eagles
you guys overreact like school girls sometimes
No, I'm disgusted that someone here is so completely backwards and insists that people who live in the real world are the backwards ones.
I'm more disgusted that you think Tony G. is better, but you can't fix stupid.
Browns stop being the worst so we can get the #1
True, if you could go fix yourself it would make it easier on everyone else, but here you are being revolting anyways.
bro the Browns and Bears are HUGE wins
Why would I fix what ain't broke?
You need psychological help.
/nfl/ MARGIN PREDICTOR 2016
week 2 is done, so on to week 3. the goal is to pick how many points you think teams will win by and get as close as possible to the actual result, and I'll tally up your points every week and post a small leaderboard of the top scorers.
how many points you get for each pick depends on how close you were:
>0 off: 5 points
>1-3 off: 4 points
>4-7 off: 3 points
>8-10 off: 2 points
>11-14 off: 1 point
>15+ off: no points
then multiply that by how confident you were in your pick. the maximum score you could get is 240 in a week, and 3840 in a season.
docs.google.com
>Name
put here what you want your entry to be listed as if I end up posting your score. if you leave it blank, then I'll just use Anonymous.
>ID Code
put anything you want here, as long as it's the same every week. I'll be the only one that sees it, it just lets me know that you're the same guy that played last week using that code.
>Matchup
simply pick who you think wins that game.
>Margin
enter how many points you think they will win by. it has to be a whole number and can't be negative.
>Confidence
put either 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 here based on how confident you are that you'll get the margin right for that game.
>you can only have 48 total confidence points. if you go over, I will randomly discredit one of your highest-confidence games until you're at or under 48. you'll get no points for that game.
>if your ID Code is submitted twice, only the most recent one counts
>only entries submitted before the start of the first game count
>leaderboard of the top 10 scorers will be posted after the MNF game
>taking suggestions for what to rename this game, because Margin Predictor is bland and dumb
what's wrong with you two?
their stats and importance are nearly identical, stfu
Maybe, but Tony G is still significantly better.
>nearly identical
Take into consideration that Gates has played for 3 fewer years along with fewer games and racked up what he has in less time than Tony G.
>it's another rebuild year episode rerun
>next year will be too after caldnigger finally gets the boot
At least the Browns/bears have some juicy picks to look forward too.
Finishing middle of the pack all the time isn't working for the fucking lions. If you aren't going to make playoffs, you may as well tank the season for the better draft prospects.
If by significantly better you mean worse, yes. Glad we've come to an agreement.
The only thing to agree on is that we're never going to settle this so you may as well shut up already.
It's already settled: Gates is better.
Why you keep posting is beyond me.
Gates is playing with rivers. Gonzales played with the pre alex smith dumpster fire.
>If you aren't going to make playoffs, you may as well tank the season for the better draft prospects.
seems to me like when the lions aren't going to make the playoffs, they do it backwards though.
>If you aren't going to get a top draft pick, you may as well struggle for 8-8 to prevent your team from getting purged and properly rebuilt.
or maybe they just can't make the distinction between whether they're a playoff team or not.
Herm just went ham on nfl live.
What now? Is it something controversial that ESPN will fire him for?
>mfw Broncos get BTFO on Sunday
TOXINS ALL UP IN DAT ASS
You ready to die, boy? Also go Taco Tech!
>mfw simian balls out and the offense becomes as elite as the defense and the broncos are unbeatable
TACOS ALL UP IN DAT ASS
friendly reminder that today is September 22nd, 2016 and it has been 7943 (seven thousand nine hundred forty three) days since the Los Angeles Rams have scored a touchdown.
how is that possible when the world is only 7000 days old, retard
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if that's true then explain how I turned 10,000 days old last month.