/wch/ World Cup of Hockey - Canada vs Europe Game Thread 1

EU is surprisingly based, but >we're gonna take this.

I hope Draisaitl gets a hatty, but >we win 4-3.

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I hope Kopitar rapes you homosexual faggots

>for free

dog bless the blackhawks

How does a Slovenian become an elite hockey palyer? Just how does that happen? Baffles me

Is Canada going to win this whole thing?

If they don't Team NA will and it's basically 1/2 canacucks anyway

yeah, that's right, you suck dick for free

good job

really? wouldn't that just put europe at 6 points, canada at 4, and even with a win tomorrow, usa at 2?

I can't decide who between Armenia and Kippers is worse

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literal crackheads

at least you can filter hocbutt

>replying to kippers

Kippers is top of the "who should be gassed" power rankings

naw, i was joking

literally nothing USA can do to make it thru

cuz they fucking suck

please be my girlfriend

definitely armenia

Post butt

you go to UBC right?

lets get beers

OH SHIDDD :-DDDD

debating what to snack on for the game

>gollum_senses_the_ring_is_nearby.webm

>its a kippers episode

time to switch over to my new friend clover

I've got an ice cream cone, a brownie and water.

pretzels are good if you're drinking because you'll drink more and get a better buzz going

sure, pay for my drinks at the next beeker party

cheese sticks and perrier

How about no?

i dont think im gonna drink i drank like 5 days in a row

>getting so sick of these little faggot kid commercials pretending they are anywhere close to being superstars
>realize i recognize the locations
>its shot in my town
Fucking normies reeeeee

OP's pic made me think this was an aussie rules thread when quickly skimming through the catalog

>kips thinks she's attractive enough for men to buy her drinks
That's offside.

>can't afford $2 beers

then no

Actually, you know what? I won't even complain about Kippers anymore. The faggots constantly giving it (You)s are to blame.

>needing a guy to buy you $2 beers

You probably study horticulture

reminder that na is winning it all

what's with that .gif

That's like a bj a pint for you huh

you're telling me you wouldn't hogtie this to your coffee table and try to smash your dick in sideways?

i don't believe you

more like /rug/

KD is the patrician snack

kipperschan.tumblr.com/

Vancouver?

And your point is?

The euroball had a more /afl/ shape to my millisecond glance at it really.

please don't talk to me if you can't afford $2 beers, other people will get it for me

thanks

Fuck you in from squamish

good night friends enjoy this one for me

>is asian

kill yourself

Wanna fight?

>Team Canada hasn't lost a game in 6 years

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3/10 would bang

Soviets are dead

TIME TO LET THE MOOSE LOOSE

this should be the best game of the series desu

HOWEVER i am worried that everyone >we have played so far was dogshit and that's the only reason we've looked so good
and playing someone legit like canada will expose that

Canada hasn't won a Stanley Cup in 23 years.

kippers is my gf, be nice to her

"f*ck" canada

I'm torn
On one hand I want eu to beat canada
on the other I dont want crow to suck dick

DELET

>it was 1-0

>2 MINUTES IN
>NO GOAL

CANADA REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Id hit it

come on europe. someone needs to bring these canadians down a notch.

Stamkos will never score in this meme tourney, will he?

Oh c'mon jannies that wasn't even nude

Join the club...

>no Price
>no Weber

why am I even watching?

CANADIA ALMOST BTFO

>we
i thought the UK quit europe, youre as relevant as fucking asia in ice hockey

oh shit

freddie kruger coaches team europe

WE'RE IN FOR IT NOW LADS

You'll probably get trounced but who knows. I honestly want to see Canada put up 7 or 8 goals. There are plenty of legit NHLers on EU, honestly not all that much worse than the US on paper and definitely better than the Czechs

hes being extremely meat and potatoes but nothing to show for it

Europe looking good

Doxxing I think but they didn't delete this

Because hokkei is fun

so loser of this plays sweden and winner plays russia or na?

>meat and potatoes
meme

>i thought the UK quit europe
ah yes canadian education at work
>youre as relevant as fucking asia in ice hockey
relevant enough to get a khl team x

the only thing I've seen him do in pre/real tourney is get knocked down on his ass.

The massacre begins...

yeah especially since old man weber doesn't have a lot of international tournaments left

opting out of the jewish-chinese immigration mandate doesn't change their geographic location einstein

CROSGOD

I love Team Canada Sid

europe's just letting the puck in because it's black

LOL E-Z

JUST GIVE US THE CUP ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

SUCK MY BIG FAT BLACK COCK YOU AMERIKEKS

KEK

wtf i hate canada now

True actually, if the NHL goes to the Olympics in 2018 that might be his last.

I dunno how Duncan Keith does it.

HOLY KEK

>all these people responding to kippers

>all these fags even acknowledging him/her

duncs and hammer are both prototype terminator model androids designed to block shots and slash people in the face without emotion

just bench Vanek already. the guy is just coasting already

>defensive zone face off
>hey why don't we deploy 2 pylons on defense and 3 4th liners

europe are slow skaters

it's stamkos. if he doesn't score nobody wins.

christ i thought that kid was diving onto a pile of lumber and chain-link fence

crawdad is such a spaz

Nah, Weber will have to face the Canadian media this year and next so he'll be drummed out

just the old af defense and the god awful 4th line.

Rieder, Draisaitl, Niederreiter, Boedker and Zuccarello all skate well. Gaborik and Hossa are just old

nah it's just old fishing nets filled with rusty hooks

anyone collecting tims hockey cards?

Because >you can't?

jesus fucking christ

americans need to get the fuck out of my hockey thread

didn't you guys lose yesterday? didn't you say you don't care about hockey?

go on, get

this thread is for GOOD hockey teams ONLY

aka GOOD OLE CANADIANS BOIIIIZ and BASED EUROPEANS

no cuck americucks here watching Canada win YET AGAIN

>McKinnon bants

hes for the boys 4 syure eh

No I'm not 6

canada is so fucked

yeah, i give them to my friend's 2 year old tot

can't wait for the based rims

oh...

i don't like buying cardboard from tfw

but our team won in OT today.

Poor Stamkos man. Guy can't catch a break.

meme

imagine actually being dumb enough to think mathews wont be a superstar player

ugh no

evewrytrhing at tim's is disgusting

had literally the worst grilled cheese sandwich ever the other day, it wasn't better than a mcdonald's grilled cheese but it did cost four times as much

Who here /European/ living in in Canada?

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do you guys think kippers shitposts so rampantly because she's jealous of other fanbases?
like how can you have wasted the entirety of the sedins' career?

>Hockey cards
>not McDonalds
I'll pass

how do you like my new haircut

y-(You) too

who?

Irish?

only tim horton card I have is an actual tim horton card

>getting food at tim hortons
migga wtf r u doin

that's north america... we have team USA and team Canada

that's probably mexico's team

Dominos or Papa Johns?

>canada bullying USA
is this better for hockey or worse? on the one hand, we might scare away americans from the sport. on the other hand, maybe we'll give them a reason to become better

papa johns EH

Guilty

darude - sandstorm

Me. My family cam from England and Scotland just 200 years ago

Go Europe!

>eating at Tim's
>getting drinks at Tim's

the ONLY thing they do well are Ice Capps and fucking Timbits

food is expensive and SHIT

Pretty gud it's perfect for your dozens of different anime wigs

it's top cute. CUTE

Their farmer's wrap is pretty based though

at least they played for a cup here, had other playoff runs, president's cups, individual accolades....

compare that to shane doan on the coyotes, now THAT is a waste of a career. he could have stayed in the WHL as an equipment manager and accomplished more.

how to fix this tournament
>unifed czech and slovak team
>put finland on eu

pj is in canada?

I work with some Irish lads
good to see you boys interested in Hockey

>gluck gluck gluck
>Yer man over dere
>alright so

yeah, it's expensive as shit though

>tim hortons are coming to my country
unironically looking forward to tasting this meme brand

I don't think scaring away the 30 Americans on this board would affect anything. Plus it's just Kippers being a cunt

My family came from the former yugoslavia in 1967. You're welcome all leaf haters.

Ok

bullying is less effective because canadian teams don't win cups

>pj is in canada?
Where you from, lad?

It's all about what the store near you is like. Used to have a papa johns right by my house that was absolute shit

do they have taco bell there

It's literally garbage besides the Doughnuts, I don't drink coffee or Tea so I wouldn't know

czechoslovakia. id vote for it.

get the five dollar medium one topping carryout from dominoes

my jam is a bacon pizza with ranch instead of tomato sauce

the coffee is gross and the food is so dry you can barely swallow it

timmys is shit. i went there on my vacation in new york

speaking of food, what's the best pizza place in canada?

FUCK I'm so FUCKING pissed at the Jays man holy fucking shit

Cheer me up my fellow leafs. Can someone post the Kippers butt pic from earlier today?

I meant bullying as in canada constantly cucking team usa

>tfw no turkey bacon club

i feel like the irish have this big hockey community but none of them play the sport.

there is a tim hortons up by my cabin in Minnesota. thought it was just a Canadian thing

yes

we also have five guys

Night kitchen pizza, Peterborough ON

pizza hut
>inb4 some turbo autist says some faggy mom and pop pizza joint

There is no bronze match?

>Tim's expanding to UK

literally why?

it's fucking trash

FUCK OFF

Hockey is like hurling but on ice. We have trouble with the on ice part of it though.

>posted at the same time
kek

the doughnuts are garbage too though, you'll get a better experience from literally any other coffee shop(donut king ftw) or gas station with a decent pastry shelf

they're slightly better than the fossils they sell at 7-11

Just get an extra large double-double to test the waters.

lol

Bro that's fucking disgusting.

like pottery

Its not good and its expensive as fuck, timmys is literally last resort

so is it just me or has Kopitar been absolute trash so far?

Tims is popular BECAUSE its shit
Its like we're meme Russians, loving something simply because its OURS eben tho its shit

some faggy mom and pop pizza joint

had it in vancouver one time, don't know what the place was called

also it's fun to just grab a slice from like five different street joints as you walk around vancouver

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

duffin's donuts bretty fukking good now that you remind me

just like the maple leafs right?

fuck you, i really miss them

on 41st?

Is Clod Jaroo elite?

Tim's was better when they had bread bowls and shit, so like late 90s. Literally the only things worth getting there are coffee, timbits and everything bagels with herb and garlic.

tims is way overrated. we can get better at a gas station

drai has been better i think

Honestly by 2018(if they allow NHLers) a lot of the US guys on Team NA will be real solid Hockey players, add that to the veterans and they will be competitive again.
They had several players on Team NA that would've made the US, and hopefully this was the final wakeup call they needed to get rid of Burke/Torts

pizza is a vegetable
ranch dressing goes on vegetables
i mean you can feel free to check the math but i'm sure it's solid

Tbh it's comfy BECAUSE of its cheap quality and mundanity.

yeah man

tfw you want to get off and pick up some doughnuts but you don't wanna wait for the next bus

>mfw this is still a better game than the usa/canada game.

Ranch sucks, bruh.

>Dry as fuck breakfast sandwiches
>The only worthwhile breakfast meal is the farmer's wrap
>Expensive as shit sandwiches
>Expensive as fuck drinks

What's not to love? :^)

that's your opinion

i hope this game is over in time for keifer Sutherland new show

Duffins confirmed best doughnuts

are you a secret american?

>late 90s.
yeah, back when they actually made the donuts on site or at least in the same municipality. now they bake them, truck them across the country, and pour sugar goo on them when they get there. absolute trash.

>Europe

Fuck that. Pizza hut puts pubes in their toppings.

>fucking one AM drunk sandwiches

Thanks for that uni nostalgia flashback

aite lads, i'm gonna pick up a sammy whammy

whatchu want?

>mcdonalds espresso is actually bretty gud

>THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US

ranch dressing is the favored condiment of the walmart sharter, are you one of them?

For youThis. It's just a place for people to get drunk and talk in the parking lot while drinking coffee. Each ethnic group in my town has there own Tims that they loiter outside of till 3am

Protip:A few years ago mcdonalds bought the coffee company tim Hortons used

Is that in res?

>McGriddles are actually fucking based

gramps came over from scotland so from time to time we just go ahead and eat garbage

come to think of it, i could really go for some fried spam and cheese

blue cheese > ranch

res?

native reservations?

STAMMER BTFO

TAKE THAT YOU UGLY FUCK

>sheeeeeeeit

being a normie is overrated dude

having to go to friends weddings, being in a relationship, having to raise kids, working at an actual career, shit sucks man

I'd pay money to sit in a basement all day with the shades drawn, and the government giving me free money because of my "disability"

it's embarrassing, i had a vanilla dip earlier and it had this tiny ring of icing on it, like maybe a quarter inch wide

I worked construction in the summer and I would put the mcdonalds stickers on my hard hat

I probably could have had like 16 free coffees

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Stammer plz

i only want you kippers

teriyaki beef pls

[slurring intensifies]

really makes you think

i would think the official shart sauce would be thousand island. i mean you open up THE most popular burger in america and what do you see?

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bc

>tim hortons will send food from it's factory in ontario to the uk

isn't it part of kfc?
it was part of bk for a while

residence

they're more like bagels than donuts

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What did they mean by this?

So do you guys in North America have to drive (drunk) to get your late night meal or can you grab something at a walking distance?

>Team Europe putting up a better fight than Team USA

yeezus christ

HALAK YOU MADMAN

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAK!

WE DA BOIZ AND SHIEEET

lel

>tfw halak is working his ass off for nothing

>its a canadians talk about shit fast food pizza coffee and doughnuts episode

Noice

nah man, residence only have shit food

like expensive chef hung's and finnish grills

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yeah, bought like 3 packs today

probably not going to be as obsessive as I was last year

YARO

>meme goal after a based save

Rate my hat lads

someone edit the absolutely_haram.jpeg to absolutely Halak

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JOHNNY

Trash/10

>residence
nah m8 duffin's is on 41st

>Select all images with SANDWICHES

time for grapes

ever heard of delivery?

Why is Halak so bipolar?

literally the canucks logo slightly edited

FUCK

:(

there is usually some sort of food joint nearby unless you live in suburbs

ooooh it's a hockey stick
i was here wondering what the fuck the N stood for

i have to drive drunk for fifteen minutes there and fifteen minutes back, and that just gets me 7-11, mcdonalds, or denny's, so it's a better idea to go to the walking distance grocery store before they close and load up on frozen pizza and burritos and shit

they need USA vs. Finland to see which team relegates

maybe if USA plays Ireland and Armenia and Jerusalem they'd get some wins

ketchup, you fucking leaf.

mazel tov! thank you for supporting this tournament, consumer!

Tbh Europe will probably rather play Sweden in the semis than Russia or NA

That's a toque.

>mfw Murricans say 'beanie' or 'knit cap'

Delivery if in the city. Driving drunk is no big deal out in the country

butt pic

TIME TO ORDER PIZZA LADS

CANADIAN CLASSIC OR POOPERONI

Would Canada's B team beat USA?

Assuming its something like this

Hall - Seguin - Benn
Marleau - Carter - Eberle
Toffoli - Johansen - Skinner
Hoffman - Spezza - Stone

Subban - Letang
Giordano - Brodie
Barrie - Ellis

Luongo
Elliott
Fleury

How well would they do?

What's even the point of this tournament

Nobody can even come close to beating us

>he tips
no thank you

So you have to drive when you're drunk as shit and crave for a kebab?

the donut place? did it move? I remember going to it on main street

>get high after school
>go get some donuts
>guy holds up his jelly donut
>says it's the best one
>ask if i can have a bite
>taking a big bite
>guy tells me to stop
>eat it all in one bite

Well if they played luongo they would lose

Russia always plays us tough

there's no ketchup on a big mac ameriretard

>no making own dough w glorious farmer market veggys

>best on best tourney
>full of injuries and meme blowouts
>shorter off season
why do we hate this again?

>toque
Stop being all French you faggot. Canada is rightful Fenian clay

>airport gets blown to pieces
>churches get blown to pieces
>Muslims in school cheer as the teachers announce the tragedies
>still crave kebabs

Belgium pls.

>Skinner
Based. I'd go for Canada just to see skinny win

?

I use Uber if I'm drunk. There's a drive who lives like a block from me, so it's almost instant.

canadian teams are so shit in the NHL bettman was worried he would lose the canadian audience so he made this tourney to make them feel better

we're better than this

>coach's corner in september
doesn't get better than this lads

>that horrible goaltending depth
Also, you left off a lot of guys from Team NA that would make the B team

what is up with all these chinks in Canadian adverts? Is this your form of cuckoldry?

nah dude, it's been there forever

the doughnuts are GOAT

but the sandwiches and chinese food are pretty god tier too

yeah because we're too good at hockey he knew it would be an easy canadian walk to a championship

DON'T GET THE CANADIAN

WHO THE FUCK DECIDED MUSHROOMS WAS THE OFFICIAL TOPPING OF CANADA

FUCKING BULLSHIT

I hate the French, but they gave us some good things. The word toque. Poutine.

That's about it.

did you know ketchup used to be made of mushrooms, and not tomatoes

no, friend its just so in Trudeau's Canada :^)

Better than Pakis but yea I feel you. You hardly see them outside of TO and Vancouver

YOU'RE better than this?

>Also, you left off a lot of guys from Team NA that would make the B team
not him, but I think if you start including NA players, the US starts to get a bit of help

Canada gains less than the USA would

>Canada is rightful Fenian clay
hahahahahahaha

the most popular sandwich that you can find is snacks is unironically called a "machinegun" here.
Kefta with falafels, no corn that's for chicken, and fries is the best

Finland probably would've gotten through in Group A if they replaced Europe.

the ads are all banks and telcos
canadians already have one

only immigrants get new ones

no, and that sounds horrible

worse than the purple carrots at the grocery store

DON LITERALLY BTFO AMERICAN HOCKEY
SHARTS ON POOICIDE WATCH

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>Grapes talking about Tie Domi

There has never been a bigger piece of shit in the league than that prick

fuck Domi

WATCH THIS HERE

CROBSY, GOOD COLE HARBOUR BOY

GOES AROUND THE NET, INNIT HE BEAUTIFUL EH

THIS WHAT YOU GOTTA DO KIDS, ALL YOU TRONNA KIDS OUT THERE

Y'KNOW I CALLED THIS HERE, WTAHC THIS HERE HIGHLIGHTS FOLKS

CHECK IT OUT HERE, THIS THING HAPPENED 2 YEARS GO YKNOW YOU GOTTA DO THIS HERE

are we really the worst out of the big 7?

Brett hull just called Halak dumb. sick of this asshole.

DA WINGER DUCLA

based grapes shitting on that retarded fuckface komarov

>we didn't want kessel in toronto
hmmm how did that work out for you

DON TEARING APART COLIN GAYPERNIG
NOGS COMPLETELY DESTROYED

>WITH ALL THE JUNK GOIN' ON IN THE STATES

BASED DON

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I wonder if he went after Marchand for doing the EXACT same blind side knee hit multiple times

BILL BTFO BY CHERRY

there's a lot of blacks in commercials here, even tho i've never seen them much IRL

and in the ads the black guys are always with white girls too

how do you feel about that, nigel?

He said it was a dumb play, which it was

don's being a fucking idiot, as usual. kessel got screwed out of the conn smythe, and shafted out of an international roster spot, but he should just sit at home and keep his fucking mouth shut, right? fuck off.

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butt pic

>kessel got screwed out of the conn smythe

>they cut to the black guy on the u.s team during the anthem

Jesus Christ, remove this evil

whats the score was busy self sucking tobe frank haha

What is his name?

kessel is a shit player and is only popular because he is
>chubby
>goofy looking
>likes hot dogs
really, if you actually like him you need to go back

he was talking about max domi getting 52 points you stupid retarded asshat

scotiabank had an ad where an asian girl is getting blacked

SOLVENT FLUID NUMBER TWO

What the fuck is this shit?

DON BLART BANT COP

no this is a shitty meme tournament wait for the olympics

connor mcdavid

>shes never been robbed by a haitian

>likes hot dogs
actually he doesn't like hot dogs that much iirc x

okay i take back my comments about ranch and thousand island, THAT is the official sauce of america. just a big ol' tub full of shart.

eat all the hotdogs in toronto
>lead the playoffs in scoring

toronto hotdogs confirmed top tier hockey nutrients

Fucking leafs.

You guys have weird accents.

good ol ontario boy

We don't have accents. We speak the way English was made to be spoken

>replying to a hair lipped Filipino mail order bride with a shaved head

oooooh shit, imma have to see that now

If being gay made you better at hockey how much dick would you suck?

wayne gretzky

all the black people I know have immigrated from various african countries, and are educated and not in any way stereotypes

I was shocked the first time I encountered actual nig nog poly wogs down in amerifat, it was quite scary

>tfw we have to suffer 2 more years of canadian bants till we can redeem ourselves.

i like canuck accents

they're a little goofy but it's endearing
not like ear piercing obnoxious yank accents

>ESPN still talking about team USA

the bantz go both ways

usa wins cups

canada wins international

>B U I L T
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wait until you hear newfie accents lad

>usa winning cups
you mean canadians?

i would suck a good feminine penis for no reason at all if it was attached to a pretty girl

we cringe every time u "ppl" open your mouths
>not because of accent

every hockey interview ever

>uh, you know
>obviously we still have a lot of work to do
>keep putting the puck on the net
>just keep up the work
>uh
>yep

>USA wins cups
love this meme

Pucks in deep

They just sound like Irish people with down syndrome

>wins xd

eventually, we get our revenge

>it's a team effort and the guys are working hard

That's not an accent that's like english's catalan.

yea dawg y'all iz soooooo much betta F A M

Make sure all four lines are going

>forecheck
>keep the pressure on

who /goodolontarioboy/ here?

tell me when the last time the cup was lifted in a canadian jersey

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>J-Just wa... wait!

oh yeah bud
>dangle
>snipe
>celly

us whites dont speak Ebonics

Honestly, geese are fucking dickheads. Those fuckers have no fear and will run at you flapping, hissing and honking, for no fucking reason. Piece of shit birds.

>win battles

This summer when the canadian players took it home

what does the jersey have to do with it? what a silly argument

>tfw just tried to call a girls number i got today
>its a fake number

im gonna kill myself

>if you call them they win

>us whites
all 63% of you?

yea...you've flooded our great nation with your inbred birds

lmao @ u

I don't mean to be rude but how did the americans lose to this team?

Right here bud. Literally just had some of moms roast beef and potatoes for dinner now we're gettin dickered

why is joost sad??

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I shoot the shit out of those fuckers

how did you get her number

did you just walk up to a stranger

I'm winning against Canada as Team Europe in NHL 17
Video games > Reality

Noice

oh shiiiiiiiiiit

OH SHIT

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>not buying pocket pussy

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

Try not playing on Rookie difficulty.

hossa

>crawshit
PULL HIM RIGHT NOW

:( panic time?

Crawford is a meme, our goalie depth is 1 deep

WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A HOCKEY GAME BOYS

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Probably showed his butt
You should try it sometime

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canada isnt even trying lel

oh yes. 2-1
lets go europe

well you see the US team was built of meat and potatoes kinda guys. real gritty "tie your own shoes" men, the kind that work 12 hours on a farm then ride their tractors down to the bar to have a beer, real men's men. type of guys who get dirty with their hands, not afraid to get down and into the trenches and get muddy

they should've spent more time playing hockey instead

Why didn't we start Holtby? Fucking Crawford.

is there a way for canada to NOT make it past the rounds

Take that moosefuckers

WIN IT FOR MERKEL AND THE NEW EUROPEANS LADS

Semi-pro baby
It's got "pro" in it, so it must be hardcore

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>being this mad at canada

controller wasnt working

pls no bully

girl in my class, asked her for a pen, then for a piece of paper, then for her number. she laughed and gave it to me after class, or at least i thought i did

holtby is too busy getting blown by slags in the pressbox

>tfw stream is behind
>saw it here first

terrorist attack

No this game just decides the seeds

no, the only thing that can change is whether we go first or second

jesus... you'd think she'd play along and actually talk to you until the end of the semester and block you

that's cold

Hossa almost sounds like "hovsa", which, in Danish, means "Oops"
I'm having fun here

>not having the infinitely better pocket butthole

shiggy

shes just playing hard to get, message her on facebook, fag

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A real alpha male would knock that bitch out cold next time you see her. Don't take that disrespect, she knows she'll see you again and she still lied

you sound like an autistic retard

not being mean

i want to lick kippers cute poos

PULL CRAWSHIT NOW

this is who you're asking a butt pic of

But he is on the bench though. Should have played him instead of the flaming shit pile that is Crawford.

tell her you called the number and ended up talking to a really cute sounding girl and you're meeting up friday

a-alpha as fuck ;_;

>stamkos cant even score in the rodgers ad

:(

what do i say?

BUST
U
S
T
im so glad the leafs didnt sign him, he sucks now

yea, constantly bother her and stalk her on FB
>will totaly work out

international tournaments are a meme, only busts seem to do good in them

dont do that. just be completely passive about the whole thing. theres other grills man.

push her down and pull her shoes and socks off and rub your dick on the soles of her warm feet until she gives you her real phone number. then say thanks toots, and pick her socks up and say by the way... ill be keeping these, madam

doesn't make sense that she would go out of her way to give you her number after she laughed it off, there was no pressure, she wasn't on the spot. unless she's just a bitch that likes to fuck with people.

tell her you tried to call her but the number didn't work, maybe she made a mistake. but if she jerks you around, stab her

it's september dude

only ask a girl out before the drop date if you're willing to drop the class if she says no

otherwise wait until finals, have a study sesh and then ask her out then

tell her she must have given you the wrong number obviously
if this doesnt work look her mom up and ask her

>chasing 3d sluts
>not just jerking off into a thick wool sock and crying yourself to sleep every night

yeah, giving out the wrong number is the biggest slap you can get

the best response is usually "no" or "i don't have a phone"

>dropping a class if a girl says no to you so you don't have to see her again

that's autism, son

lel
nothing worse than wool socks

Nice refpuck.

And I quote

"I have never seen such an era of dominance on international ice as the current iteration of Team Canada which basically started in 2010 and hasnt stopped."

Literally Sweden is the #2 and would get btfo'd so hard by this team of literally every #1 Defenseman and Center in the league that they are unstoppable except on a bad day.

based refpuck
;^)

>someone trip me
>my hockey destroy his nose by accident
>got a 4 minutes
>...

>the head is always up

fucking espn hockey is something.
Not good, something else.

R E F P U C K

all that talent
and 0 stan lees

RIGGED

Learn to speak English, you fuckmuffin.

Refs = shit

You now realize best vs best team canada hasnt lost a game since the round robin in 2012

>quotes
>doesn't use the sideways quote v's

Actually there are a lot of cups on this team like half the players have one.

wait why is canada on the PP i had to piss

>so you don't have to see her again

if she says no, every time you see her after is literally rape

sorry 2010

What nhl team has the most players in international?

Do you think the NHL should just have Team Canada vs. Rest of the World best-of-7 tournament next year?

This shit is fucking boring.

I should have clarified:
All that canadian talent and 0 canadian team cups

That powerplay breakout by EU.

Could have been a beautiful finish.

I will admit that was a shit call

What the fuck was that double minor?

I'm fucking calling it, Finland is going to get a lot of favourable refpucks tomorrow, trust me.

Who /Europe/ here?

>getting refpuck against a team of misfits and rejects
feels good owning this sport

Oil will win within 5 years.

im /europe/ because /usa/ is shit and /na/ isnt playing today

Oilels have 4. Not sure what the most is, though.

>2016
>i dont have a phone
good excuse

Reminder that it's
>our
fucking year

EASY

GAME

WE DEM BOYS

Refpuck
Its more than just the talent disparity too. Most other countries just play the sport wrong too.

kek

KEK

WHY THE FUCK ARE CANADIANS SO GOOD AT HOCKEY

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

noice

probably the bolts becauses they are largely european

I'm rooting for Halak
>Canada just scored
Fuck

Fuck this stupid game. Im going to bed.

did he blink? wtf halak?

lol how many players on team canada actually play for canadian teams

youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE

Rigged game

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

tazer hatty incoming

>teams with retarded shit like the golden helmet or the green jacket or whatever the fuck else
Disgusting.

funny I thought Babcock would try to tire out those guys as much as possible

lightning have quite a few as well
>drouin
>stralman
>hedman
>stamkos
>bishop
>kucherov

oil have their head coach, assistant coach, and gm there, training camp will be weird

Habs have 6 I think.

price and weber

you HAVE to lose tomorrow, finland

we NEED you to lose

hey man, it hurts less than "no, i don't want to give you my number"

they always think that there's possibly a chance you don't have a phone and that it's not they're too ugly/creepy/disgusting to get a phone number from you

some people don't handle rejection well

...

>doesnt get a line change
>breaks his stick

josi ;_;

How do Germans and Austrians end up playing hockey, isn't it like the least popular sport over there? Any Aryans wanna clear this up for me?

are you on drugs? doughty, muzzin, crawford, crosby, kane, toews, stamkos, bergeron, and marchand all have cups

learn how to wipe yourself

>the drunk fuck in the background

toews only ever does stuff for team canada anymore
must suck paying him ten million for the next 8 years

hawks have 9 or something
dunno if that was counting duncs though

Shut the fuck up you chiraqi pavement ape

Go cheer for your Country oh wait LMAO

>we need to lose

Yeah, if we lose, Team NA isn't going through.

Dont worry, we will

>2-on-1 with a broken stick

Josi never stood a chance

weber hasn't even played a game yet you mong

they like the sport and do what it takes to make it

Finland needs to win, you dopey broad. Finland win = Canada v NA.

>stamkos

>stamkos
>cup

That was just clearing the net. This is some next level refpuck

The DEL is a decent sized league desu behind football, basketball and handball the fith most popular sport. biggest thing is rinks are only in cities so no one in the country side plays hockey

germany has surprisingly many players

Total Players
25,201

Male Players
7,196

Junior Players
15,646

Indoor Rinks
202

they're halfway to sweden and finland

they have to lose by 3+ goals though

even if you aren't going to qualify you could still take russia out in a big winter war-style fuck you

please

oh right he only LOOKS like he was in the league 13 years ago

sorry

nvm he included kane on that list. so it's rather >us replying to a tripfag

if you lose i will NEVER forgive you

also getzlaf and perry

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DEL memegames are pretty fun to watch as well

I don't want NA to make it through because America is bandwagoning them.

But I guess it's also good if we can eliminate NA.

More Amerisaltytears.

Don't want to risk it though, NA is actually good because it has CANADIAN PLAYERS on it.

uh no. "no" is the second best response other than "yes". i dont want any kind of pity bullshit excuse. just tell me no if youre not interested. jesus fucking christ, dont waste my time.

>8 shots

>kane
>canadian

That's pretty small actually. France has almost that many

Finland will be lucky to score a goal.
>getting shut out for a whole tournament
Should have invited Slovakia instead.

If Canada plays NA, will they play Oh Canada twice?

PENULTY!!!

half of the DEL players are former AHL grinders though

>Total Players: 25,201
>Male Players: 7,196
>Female Players: 18,005

Germany is BASED.

Well, you can handle rejection well. A ton of autists here can't.

i thought laine was the next ovechkin? how could he be shutout?

I assure you, we will

Not sure what I want, I dont want any americans in the quarters. If we lose a lot, Marjamäki will surely get replaced really fast and that is exactly what I want

KEK
>that marchand

>implying Europe is going to lose

not quite

Oh obviously, but I'm saying that every DEL game I've watched hasn't been horribly boring and the crowd is usually pretty into it

>german hockey players

why do we allow these cucks to play? next thing you know syrian refugees will take over the game

>yfw Winnipeg fell for the Laine meme instead of taking the Bull-ju

biggest meme team in this tournament is TEAM

>USA
>S
>A

>canadian PP again
explain this

I hear the bantz are top tier

And

>Namestnikov
>Vasilevskiy
>Nesterov
>Palat
>Sustr
>Filppula

Plus Cooper and the Video coach.

They sent damn near the entire team.

>I dont want any americans in the quarters.
AMEN my man. Getting pretty tired of these amerifats trying ride our coattails. Even though I would like to see some more mcdavid

but if you win or at least maintain differential, you screw russia

and who doesn't want that

Dont get me wrong but didnt WEEDGUY just invite 50000 syrians over to Canadaland? You're already half asian and quarter black

>implying Draisaitl won't implement his final solution soon

yurop keeps breaking da rools

east german hockey league was even better

here's list of champs

Remember the picture of those Syrian 24-year-old "youths" competing in elementary school athletics and shitting on their age group?

I would like to see 24-year-old Syrians crushing the skulls of German kids with vicious blindsided hits.

Im a conservative man who is only interested in HIGH TEST women. Dont ask me about what trudeaucuck does. I dont know.

buljuuu epin

we need a new thread and it better not be about kippers

I haven't seen many team NA games
how has mcdavid been?
I assume he's doing great, canadians keep saying he's a generational talent

>only two teams
how fucking boring

>dem die nastys

>interested in HIGH TEST women

so you're interested in men?

sounds like you're a trudeau boi

Lads, you need to export Miracle Whip to Europe.

Love,
Europe

>Asian Canadian advert

Canada is fucking cucked.

>that gay air canada commercial

holy fucking kek lads did anyone else catch that?

BILLY?

of course, just listen to the media. he'll probably wind up with the WCH equivalent of the conn smythe

Assist in every game, had a goal called back against Russia. He's had some great looks and chances, and he's set up Matthews a couple times now.

MAYS

High test means your testosterone is so high you only like THICC women

Russia is a team that we win most of the time so it doesn't feel like anything. Since we cannot qualify, I want the least amount of north americans in the quarters. Sorry lads.

I get massive boner thinking that there wouldn't be canadians in the finals, the shitstorm here would be delicious. Nothing personal

nah, still hiv negative

wow you guys don't get ketchup or all dressed chips, coffee crisp, kraft dinner, or even miracle whip?

i had no idea british grocery stores were just black sausage and canned beans

Really? Didn't you get fucked hard by Sweden yesterday?

is poutine good

...

well that's pretty cuckable of you. i can't imagimne rooting against my national team, MAAAAYBE if we left the leading scorer of the playoffs off the roster and told him to shut the fuck up when he pointed out it was a mistake, but even then probably not

yes even the crappy mcdonalds poutine is amazing

yes

No we don't because we don't want to get diabetes by our early 20's.

When two canadian teams play against each other, do they play Ô Canada twice?

it's like if i took a crap on a pile of crispy fries

with good ingredients

where can i get poutine in usa

REALLY like this post

its for fat shits t.b.h

this is literally me

...

It's pretty based

Maybe.

In F1 they play the National Anthem twice.

1 for Driver nationality
1 for constructors.

It's funny when Nico Rosberg wins and they play the German anthem twice.

>MAAAAYBE if we left the leading scorer of the playoffs off the roster and told him to shut the fuck up when he pointed out it was a mistake

Your team's stadium should sell it somewhere.

You don't fuck a swede. They teach that in kindergarten.

You dont understand, if we stay scoreless and lose, the big honchos calling the shots will be forced to wake up to reality and remake the whole system how we play.

Of course I want us to leave on a high note but still. I'm bitter we suck

yeah obviously. looks like you forgot to fry the beans old chap

there's a place in cali that has poutine and canadian beer on tap

>looks like you forgot to fry the beans old chap

Speak to Scotland if you want to know about frying things.

...

Yes.

Really? They fucked you 2-0 yesterday

Deep fried pickles are the best fucking thing on this earth, lads.

/cric/ is okay. decent get

>frying
>beans
ummm sounds like a mexican thing to me sweetie x

>meat got all the gravy so fries have no gravy

MORE GRAVY

>shut out by swedes
>shut out by toddlers
>going to be shut out by russians
Finland should just give up on the sport.

no i understand. that's exactly how we got rid of that shithead Gillis. but now we have Benning sharting all over the roster and the only thing we have to show for our bad performance in the spotlight is a drop in momentum.

Poutine is reddit the food.

fuck off fags

pretty good, i mean you can only eat maybe a dozen before you start doing severe damage to your body

>900 posts and no breaddo

NEW THREAD WHEN?

i can't wait for someone to finally make a thread so i can tell them how shitty it is

we havent even hit a thousand yet

This tournament is going to be boring AF without NA.

Everyone's just going to be playing well enough to win without getting injured. When they played against NA every team was playing like it was serious, they didn't want to get embarrassed by kids, now there is literally nothing on the line.

RIP meme cup.

wants to taste

yeah i don't see what the rush is. you hack your 3DS yet?

This fucking Air Canada commercial can fuck off any time now.

WOAH MAN CANADIANS TRAVEL LIKE THEY GO ON VACATION N SHEIT THATS SO BADASS

youre just sad you cant crowbar a NA win into an american win

I am pretty comfy atm, pic related

what the fuck is this

>team full of americans: worst team
>team half american, half canadian: mid tier
>team full of canadians: best team

surstromming

I havent tried Odens
how does it compare to General?

degenerate dip

Chew?

fish guts in water

gross shit finnish and swedish hicks put in their mouth to appear badass

>USA calls the half-canadian team the real American team

dubs confirm

what else is new

just like how ameridumbs say the coupe de la stan lee is """theirs""" even though the team is 90% canadian with a canadian captain

please stop being mean canada

I just like watching good hockey, why do I need a horse in the race to have fun watching?

Do you only ever watch your own team during the NHL too?

What the fuck was that, Chara?

No chew, portion. Just put under upper lip and enjoy stingy, strong nicotinerush.

There's quite a bit of different generals but in general, this is hell of a lot stronger. I'm going to import shit ton of snus with me when I arrive in Edmonton.

>all these douchy canucks and salty yanks

last years team was 98 percent canadian i believe

>watching more than 82 regular season games a season

>Do you only ever watch your own team during the NHL too?
yes. unless its the playoffs or a very important game

>FUCK!

thanks atmosphere mics

i'll tell you what, we'll be nice IF you move the avalanche back to quebec

youtube.com/watch?v=xiUPvKVffNo

>not sitting in front of the TV for 9 hours getting shitfaced every saturday

how about arizona or florida instead

I usually hear one or two FUCKs per NHL game. The cup final is always funny, when they bring the cameras onto the ice and all you hear is "FUCKIN' RIGHTS, BOYS."

we already got even for arizona, and florida's cool

i guess we could take dallas though, get some payback for South Canada

pulju scored in the oilers game

I went to the NA vs Sweden game today was a great experience desu

did he get a phone call from mark messier?

wtf was the europe....

Shit, I didn't realize the rooks v G-Bears game was tonight. Pulju is a fucking beast though, so I'm not surprised. I can't believe the Blow Jobets took Dubois over him.

We may come from different places... but we all come from the same place!

they should redo those commercials except with messier lost in rogers place

i like to watch any game that i think would be a good hockey game

really makes you think!

Dubois is beast u dumb maple nigger

that sounds good. or maybe with pulu getting the call and sending it to voice mail

>Air Canada travel commercial
>hipster jew studying Advil commercial
>child Bobby Orr commercial
>best on your street, best in the world gatorade commercial

Fucking goddamn it, I'm so sick of these commercials already.

americans really are cucks

yeah if that guy has a headache maybe he should take off his fake hipster glasses

Enjoy his grit and toughness, Murrica, I hear it's what you guys are all about.

Are you talking about planet earth? Because I'm pretty sure not all canadians are from vietnam

ahahaha get a load of this guy

Torts knew he wouldn't be able to break this smile.

If anyone can, it has to be Edmonton.

we're becoming more like america with all the "LOOK HOW GREAT CANADA IS!!!" ads

fucking garbage shill

>hipster jew studying Advil commercial
literally the worst

he's so unappealing
he looks like a caricature

>tfw also some airbnb bullshit

Shut up, you fucking weab.

lmao, edmonton is about to become a dynasty, players are literally begging chia to draft them

You sound like a cuck.

>ISIS Hockey

I imagine an explosive finish.

im fine with an edmemeton dynasty 2bh

>vancouver is not a cheap place to live

sneakily promoting the 15% foreign buyers' tax

that freeze frame face makes me rage for some reason, like i wish someone would kick it in with steel toes boots

They know if a prospect will bomb

you don't understand

all the ads here are about how fucking awesome canada is

imagine seeing ads constantly telling you how awesome a garbage shit country like slovakia is "the best place on earth"

i wish there were no exhibition games. then US might have had a chance

>Wow all this patriotism is like, so gross, I mean come on, it's 2016!!
Fuck off

>bashing glorious canada
you lads should deport that singaporean slag

I don't mind patriotism, but I liked it better when it was "I AM CANADIAN" beer commercials, not "THE WORLD NEEDS MORE CANADA, LET'S FUCKING AIRMAIL IT TO EM."

What's the poutine capital of Canada? Edmonton any good?

quebec city, you can still get decent poutine in edmonton though

>imagine seeing ads constantly telling you how awesome a garbage shit country like slovakia is "the best place on earth"
We've got a whole tv show for that.

iqaluit

>Edmemeton
>Not the province where it was born to begin with

Finlande, s'il te plaît.

It's not real patriotism.

It's "all these foreigners we let in over the last couple decades are better canadians than your pathetic white ass will ever be you swine" (((patriotism)))

Somewhere in Quebec probably, as that's the birthplace of poutine. But Quebec is a cesspool of disgusting cockfucks, so don't go there. Edmonton has a restaurant called La Poutine that serves only poutine, about 30 different ways. Shit's glorious.

but yet u find better poutine in US..

that's no better than turkey or russia, where all movie theatres stop showing any movies and only play the state propaganda film for the whole week/month

Canadian "patriotism" is always cringy leftist garbage.

>wow look at how diverse we are!
>wow canadians are so worldly look at how we travel to other countries!
>wow heres a montage of some skinny canadian nu-male riding elephants in thailand

kippers is a typical nu-hippie from vancouver, thank god the police are starting to bash their heads in when they arrest them for vagrancy

is that the feel you got from the commercials?

i don't get the "fuck whiteys they're all pedophile fucks" feel from the commercials

don't remind me of that Youtube video with 10+ million views of people "thanking" canadians in the streets because they pay taxes and our taxes help africa

Starting from November Edmonton will be my home so I cant choose really