/hoc/

Who's the third goalie? I think they might play him

>tfw everyone here is a pleb except me

Toskala

wch2016.com/video/natfin-sami-vatanen-micd-up/t-281230378/c-44772503

:DDDDDDD

Mikko kossu Koskinen

They should, Koskinen is way better than poosk or pooinne

>team NA celebrated like they were qualified for the semis after the OT win against Sweden yesterday
>because the coach and his staff didn't inform them about the rules
>they all lost the big smiles on their faces when they reached the media, who told them about the situation they were in

They got meme'd by their own coach

But now for the question. To be qualified and ready for the playoffs, team NA would have had to win in regular time. In that case Sweden would be in the situation that team NA is now.
How would you act if you were the coach. Would you have risked the point(s) and put 6 skaters on the ice towards the end to try to win in regular time. Or would you do what they did now, take the safe way to at least get a point?

pretty boring one t b h with you, amerikano

Hoc are you more excited for an ovechkin crosby duel or crosby mcdavid matchup?

Is he elite?

He's the king of New York

no

t. knower

>'lumbus

Wait is that legit?

And to answer your question, I would have went all-in because winning in OT is basically the same as losing in this situation

maybe the players should learn the rules, its not like it was a secret

kekäläinen is so scared of behing called a finn-homer that he is willing to destroy his teams future because of it

Yep, it's true. This is a valid point though --> I would too. And he's gotten some critique for not doing it in media too.
In his defense, winning or losing in OT would have been the same. But the risk of losing in regular would have been higher too. Anyway, better to take matters into your own hands and go for it.

reminder

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The Devils will make the playoffs

>rags

>hurrhurr muh retard hokkei is a real sport

What a retard

Is he Cell key material?

can you guys explain to me why is there a team North america if their is a team usa and canada?

cant

Wings making the playoffs?

Lost:
best puck handler in the league, one of the smartest players out there
Underwhelming free agent
Any room for AA or mantha

Gained
Underrated 1c
Pretty gud winger
Meme grinder that will play in GR

Things to consider
Sophomore season for larkin and blash
Kronwall and ericsson still there
Boston might not choke themselves out of a wildcard
Wings pretty much garaunteed to not be in the top 3 of their division

Anybody want to post beans?

Did you just call Frans Nielsen a 1C?

Yeh

No one else on the team is gonna do it. Z is moving to the wing and larkin is 2c at best

What went right?

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Is Patrik Pulkkilaine officially a bust?

Boston might not choke themselves out of a wildcard

>rather win a medal in an event that -4 people worldwide care about and make $0 in the sport than perform a plethora of basic human functions

Le edgy maymay man.

ya but that doesn't make him a 1C. Skill wise he would be the worst 1C in the league

Shit, forgot to greentext

>Russia beats America
>Sweden beats Russia
>but Sweden doesn't beat America

He was nothing but a Kuusela-babby

cant believe he fooled all the scouts

lemao

So wait in the case of a North America/Russia 4 points tie what is the tiebreaker? Away goals? GD?

Oh wait nevermind
>Any tie between two teams will be decided by the result of their head-to-head game.
Man thats the stupidest fucking tiebreak rule Ive ever seen. Fuck Gary Bettman.

Don't worry we got this

No they won't lel

>backes calls out phil
>gets scratched in the next game

Pretty funny to see team USA destroying themselves simultaneously along with the USA as a country

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Nice bean, saved

thanks friend

how did i do /hoc/?

not even close

>he doesn't have a signed crosby

kek

Cute

>

>0 wins 3 losses

Daily reminder that this is Winningpegs year.

which family is more talented, the staals or the subbans?

Is Erik Haula the best 3C? He doesn't even look Finnish....

Trust russia to choke

>believing in the transitive property

>no jake bean
0/10

Draisaitl is the best 3C

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good post

thanks

>playoff faceoffs won: 0
>playoff points scored: 0
>playoff games won: 0

wew lad

sorry didnt mean to deny you of a (You)

>jews exterminated: 6 million

410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

kick their asses as hard as you can, please

And how many black people?

Couturier is best 3c and there is nothing any of you faggots can do about it

>Crosby
Nice
>2 Laffs
Eh could be worse

/hoc/ I'm ordering from Subway, McDonalds or BK to watch Finland vs. Russia.

Dubs decide what I pick.

Are you the autist monkey who posts in mämmi

KFC is superior.

BK

You have to pick a sandwich from one of those three.

Subway, meatball sandwich.

healthy veggie meal

Whopper

Whopper is shit tier.

healthy veggie meal would be something I'd rather prepare myself and not buying it

I kinda want the Whalers back 2bh.

Get your favorite burger from BK and get onion rings instead of fries. Put some of the onion rings on the burger.

Quiznos

Fuck you guys, I'm getting a banana

huehuehue

Post the silly monkey.

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>the michigan dead wings

Name a more beautiful defenseman.

Pro-tip: You can't.

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really good jersey desu

>Pink on jerseys
Why

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Breast cancer

finland you do not have permission to post my face

The team was first owned by Bret Hart.

T O M
O
M

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YOU SO UGLAY!!! Too bad you didn't get your mom's genetics. She says hi btw...

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ugly finn

perkeleinen-tier

>mfw if finland loses not only will they be a disappointment to their own country but also all of north america

You know what you must do Finland. No Americans in elimination stage.

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>disappointment
>implying anyone ever expects anything from finland

nice Oshie quads

>tfw best defense and goaltending

nice hedman quads

Gibson is so shit, can't believe the cucks picked him over andersen

Quack quack!

here it is, it's nearly the end of september, and don sweeney still has not added a single defenseman. he will probably sign kris 'literally so bad' russel. he will then have added backes and russel, trying his best to construct a team of 'hustle' and 'grit'. yeah well look at what just happened to meat and potatoes: the team in the wcoh donny. you fucking faggot

game thread when?

When someone decides to make one

Ok im going to go take a cheeky pooper and a shower so you make one.
thanks in advance!

>that usa save percentage
>that usa shooting percentage

JUST

Inshallah ;^)
Don't slip in the shower!

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remember we are your meat shield against russia so you better cheer for us

>we literally need Finland to save Team NA

it's not fair

Eat shit, Diego.

You can't do shit to stop Russia taking Gotland

You have lost your meat shield status, Pekka

This

Didnt you just station troops there?

Not nearly enough. That was just to make a point

A whopping 150 of them

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delete it

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Finland pls win

Oh yeah, it was that little. Well its a gesture at least.

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finland will win

Would be neat to end this tourney with a good note

I assume it is only the smalls on sale, since no one here can wear them

nah, USA lost everyone when they didn't pick Bill

I fucked Dustin Brown's wife last night, ask me anything.

get the Brazilian only Triplo Tasty for only $8 Reas

duthtins wife is 3/10

good job i guess

Anyone have a stream?

yes

i have a stream of warm piss for your cold mouth

youtube.com/watch?v=0bVr-Okh5PE

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You would increase that number if you saw how big her dick was.

Thanks m8s

Wish I could find this jersey somewhere

>there are people who unironically think we will win

Fucking L E L

Goodbye NA faggots

Post pictures of Laine to give him strength

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Shut up homerusski

game thread

why do all american reporters sound the same

FINLAND IS GOOD AT HOCKEY YOU DUMB FAGGOT

Are there people who actually think Finland could win this? Half of the team is probably hungover.

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Tbh Russia is the only team that could, in principle, beat Canada.

If we win this we already know almost for sure who's the winner of this tournament.

>Joffrey Lupul

Is his career over?

I see your Crosby and raise with a rare Bulju.

Thanks for posting Scottish flag version

Just saw you put the English lions on the scooter

Why do you do this to me

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when the british use 'cheeky' as a slang word modifier what exactly do they mean by it? its usage seems sort of capricious to me can you just apply it to anything arbitrarily

that is probably the raddest video cover. i bet when teams get film on him it always comes in a case like that. and its scratch and sniff

SENDING FINLAND OUR MOST POWERFUL MEMES

it's a proper word for the quintessential gent

youtube.com/watch?v=_aMynRGjGg4

Why don't they just get a fellow Finn who can speak decent English to act as a translator with Pulju when he's getting interviewed?

where's the dank in that

Guys I lost all my memes when my hard drive crashed weeks ago, post the best and rarest /hoc/ memes you have

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rare dog

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Thanks guys

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pucknology.net/2016/08/26/poor-business-practices-doom-barracuda/
>san josegay

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>most fun team in hockey history will never play again

RIP in peace, Team NA 2016-2016

Good. That'll teach those meme loving fucks

>mad
>at memes

The biggest meme team is about to beat Swecucks

true that should be good at least

>mad
>at russia

>that one fag hating on Team Yurop

smdh

>muh yung gunz
get fucked leddit

team north america confirmed for reddithawks 2.0

>shots 17-16 Russia/Finland

why the fuck is that even allowed?

>getting mad at anyone but the coach who decided to not tell his team "if you don't win in regulation, we're fucked"

american sized rinks fucking suck

finland?

it's rigged for kanada to win

but europe plays american "sized" rinks... americans can't fit into narrow rinks lol

>"world cup"

fucking Finland you had one job to keep the best team in. You got beat by a country who doesn't give a shit about the tournament. Sweden is is the only good guy left

funny.

NOT

is it true mclellan didnt tell his babbies that OT wouldn't cut it? they seemed ridiculously happy last night i guess but anyone have a source?

>sweden
>good guy

so what's next now that the world cup is officially over? how many days until nhl season starts?

>t. Kanada
Kanada is the evil nation in hockey
2nd most evil nation in hockey is russia

Bobrovsky is cute! CUTE!

Canada is objectively the good guys

Nate MacKinnon talked about it post game in an interview when asked about how he felt scoring the goal and then later on, McLellan said he didn't believe it would change the outcome of the game if they knew.

>“Well, we had talked as a staff. Management, coaching, we went through basically every scenario we possibly could, and we had a goal spread that we knew we basically had to stay in,” he said. “We knew that winning would do wonders for us. We knew that getting into the situation we ended in we would still need help. But as we went down the stretch, we played to win there. And certainly in overtime I think both teams were playing to win. It was like ‘oh, no, and go,’ one after another. So very exciting, but we played to win. We played to win down the stretch.”

thestar.com/sports/hockey/2016/09/21/team-north-america-should-have-been-true-to-itself-against-sweden-arthur.html

I thought Russians couldn't have emotions

lmao

FUCK!

USA HAS TO WIN AGAINST CZECHS FOR IT'S OVER!

>Canada is objectively the good guys

JUST

>would rather have dirty euros instead of fellow north americans

>Good guys
Europe and Russia
>bad guys
Cuckden and Canada

>t. komrade konstantin

Sweden has more players from >my team

Welp that's it, we're officially the worst team of the good tier of countries.

>niggers still live in the cold war era while Russia moves forward and loves everyone.
I thought you were progressive or something. You turned out as shit as murrica who hate teams by policy and presidents.

Should USA be allowed to win vesus Czechs?

It really was time for it to happen. Sochi bronze was a meme performance. It's just a matter of time when our material gets better,

>slavnigger baits

>baits
Cherish this thought, Mustafa.

sure thing, maxim blyatov

>"tournament"
even wjc is more relevant than this gimmick.

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I thought we were friends

>mfw twitter, reddit and hf are LITERALLY triggered as fuck right now
Thank you based Russia. Please stop stealing menes though.

Not really, you are smug and arrogant.

Czech, Finns, Sweden and Slovakia are the good guys

>implying russia won this game
finland lost on purpose

THANKS FOR NOTHIN, BINLAND

Post links to the most salty ones please, I want to watch the world burn

We lost so NA would not go forward, Swedish brothers would get an easy way to finals, Marjamäki to get fired and most of all, the memes

>finland lost on purpose
No, shut up we're shit!

Canada vs. Russia
Europe vs. Sweden

Canada vs. Europe

Canada

Russia Vs. Sweden
Russia

Look at this fool!

It will be
Canada vs. Sweden

Canada

Good guys:
Canada
Sweden
Finland
Bad guys:
Russia
POOsa

Russia vs Euro
Everyone who can laugh at Bettman

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Finland sucks

>Good guys:
Sweden
Finland
Czech
>Bad guys
Kanada
Russia
Slovakia
>Irrelevant guys
USA

>finland lost on purpose
They handn't scored a single goal before in the previous games, moron.

FINN. IN. BIN.

I guess Finnland doesn't own this game

kek

I'm sorry for McD. He has to play in Edmonton, then he doesn't even get to win a world cup. Gary really has something against him.

I knew they did not really care when they hired Spede Pasanen as manager

He's currently throwing an autistic ragefit in his hotel room, because he knows that Edmontonians will love bulju more than they love him

>BUT UNCLE MESSIER PROMISED MEEEEEE

we will see that in the relevant tournament. I think next one is wjc.

you think McMeme wont be on the 2018 canada roster?

yes

t. different

it is hard to talk shit about the Bettman cup but I had to at least try.

Good post.

ZERO (0) goals.

McBust is a bust and poopoopeepeeinajarvee will be better than him. Inside sources tell me he's working on finalizing his name change to Collar McBroken.

Canuckfag here. Don't trust anything Messier says.

B-b-b-but he promised to win the stanley

You think NHLers are going? lel

the olympics would be more interesting if they didnt use nhl players. canada would still win but it would be cool to watch all the literally whos ImHo

Ordering a Puljujärvi jersey when his playing number is finalized in Edmonton, propably going for thr home jersey though that away one is awesome as well

>there are people who think Laine is comparable to Ovechkin
>there are people who think poopeejärvi is better than McMeme

guys i just got back from the veterinarian and it turns out my dog has cancer. he was fine until he watched the game today and now hes dying. anychance you can help out my dog?

1 (You)= 1 (cure)

>plz no bully >my team

When nhl starts pals?

just chill for a year or two and then we will be the next dynasty

trust me

wrong pic, shit

I'm sorry that Finnish hokkei gave (you)r dog cancer. I think I'll have to go to a doctor myself for a check.

and heres a picture i just took of my sick puppy. please even one (you) could go far

thks

soon

>canada would still win
Sometimes, sure

thats not a real dog, have a (You) for the dubs though

Here you go, I hope he'll be alright

Friendly reminder that EVERY SINGLE FINN who you see who is an Oilers fan is a bandwagoner. I'm not even kidding, people are hopping aboard because of McMeme and Pulju.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is a lier, there are no lifelong fans

JUST

>finns being bandwagoners

no way

>implying I'm in a position to do so

you are wrong because i'm /lifelong fan and if i was born in edmonton i would be albertian

WHAT PART OF EDMONTON ARE YOU LADS?? ALBERTAN HERE.

>The mongol horde of F1nland

Penticton represent.

eh... Edmontown?

1. Caps
2. Pens
3. Philly

1. Blots
2. Cats
3. Wings

WC: Rags
WC: Islels

>the detroit poo wings

rude

I'd say it's a tie between us and merica

I'm OK with Finn bandwagoners, >we somehow nabbed their best player since Selanne (thank you, Lumbus).

Murrican and Canadian bandwagoners need to be purged, though. If you weren't a fan before >we drafted Hall, you didn't suffer through possibly one of the worst decades in hockey history, and therefore you're not welcome on the bandwagon.

>becoming an actual albertian in November

I just want to blend in and enjoy hoki

>all of those silver and bronze medals
>tfw we are the Finland of skoda cup

We're worse.

1. Canada
2. Russia
3. Sweden
4. Memerica
5. Finland
6. Czechia
7. Slovakia

Northgate

We have 2 golds and 8 other medals since 2000. Finland have 1 gold and 7 other medals since then.
Finland are the Finland of skoda cup ;^)

Theres literally no leg room there. Poor doggo.

Yet our skoda cup meme ranking is somehow better than yours

Makes you ponder

iihf.com/home-of-hockey/championships/world-ranking/mens-world-ranking/2016-ranking/

iihf is a meme

>Finland ded last in the list
Kek

Did I fuck up with my keepers

>nordic countries dominate more than NA teams

Based

>Moore

for what purpose?
he's a 20 point guy

Honestly, we had some bad luck. We didn't know what to expect from NA kids and they surprised us, had a relatively even match against you and then it was basically over and we didn't have the drive anymore.

You're an educated, white hockey fan. People will love you here.

>We didn't know what to expect from NA kids

Yes we fucking did but Marjamäki did absolutely nothing to counter their speed. To be fair there wasn't much he could do.

>getting mad at anyone but murray

Depends how they weight the fantasy points. He had a great year in dw/60

Propably, I'm tall and blonde. Buying Pulju homejersey when I make it there and get myself a canadian hockey gf

>being mad at murray when gibson was playing

I fucked it in the draft

Have all Finns abandoned the Minnesota bandwagon after the performance of Koivu and Granlund?? W-we s-still have Haula....

I'm going to miss you guys

Shut up max

Murray blew the game against the ruskies

Nah, Minnesota fans aren't Chicago/Boston/shittsburgh fans lmao

Oh, okay

Show points distribution.

If you get decent points from faceoffs, hits and blocks. Those guys might get some PP too

We are a bitter bunch with low expectations. Look at what happened to the Vikings this week. We gave the world 3M and this is how we are treated.

Well, you are the Finland of American states so I know in general how you feel. Stay strong

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The mullet's starting to look pretty good

Laffin my ass off at >laffs fans shitting up the Laine thread on HFBoards

>NA has the best goal differential of the B group
>excluded from semis

>0 goals against >russian defence
What's wrong with Finland?

sucks to suck lol

Komarov retires from international competition iltasanomat.fi/jaakiekko/art-2000001267040.html

F, sweet prince.

>10 shots in 3 games, two of which were against all-star defences

Laine confirmed for 25+ goals in his rookie season even if he has a league average shooting percentage

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t b h i wouldnt mind if the ryssä shits would win this tourny, they havent had gold in ages in a best on best tourny

USA VS. CZECH REPUBLIC GAME THREAD:

>mfw an American was fat near me

>finland
smhtbhfams

""""golden""""" generation my ass, that was fucking embarrassing

>implying the golden generation is here already

Patience my canadian friend.

>based Bill chants

wew

haha le chubby goofy hot dog man XD

>le reddit hater reddit man

puljujarvi is the only upcoming finn worth a damn, laine will go down as one of the biggest draft busts in sports history, aho will never be elite, and bustkov plays for florida so who cares about him

Laine hasn't shown any reason to doubt him yet. Aho could very well be elite, Barkov is elite, Ristolainen is on the doorstep of elite, Rantanen and Puljujärvi are coming up, Juolevi, Eeli Tolvanen, Urho Vaakanainen, Kristian Vesalainen etc.

You can't deny that compared to 10 years before these guys, they are the golden generation. Golds from 2014 and 2016 WJC, 2016 U18.

this upcoming draft will be pretty dank

Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen, G
Eeli Tolvanen, RW
Urho Vaakanainen, D

all likely first-rounders

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Russia will beat Europe in the final

u18 and wjc golds are meaningless

looking over a bunch of video my friend took at bruins rookie tourney games. peter cehlarik and danton heinen look good, debrusk too surprisingly looked awesome. brandon carlo looked like an nhl D playing against a lower level, would be really shocked if he didn't make the opening night roster.

>tfw my team has no fans
bandwagoners of all kinds are welcome

So you don't think there is any correlation between them and the prospect pipeline pumping out quality players? It's just a fluke? Sure, they haven't proven themselves on the big stage for the most part, but it is undeniable that the upcoming players are better than the generation of the Jori Lehterä's and Lauri Korpikoski's.

>crowd chanting "we want kessel"

>we want the chubby goofy hot dog man :PPP

Bill's just autismal not goofy, stay mad though

What rookie tourney you autist

>balding crybaby manlet rapist

lmao

>implying that a fat cancer stricken retard would have had a positive effect on team usa

he isn't even an autist he's a sub-alpha male. he is the lowest alpha among the alphas, but still an alpha male. he's a millionaire athlete and his favorite hobby is golf. he's married to a woman and likes to party and drink beers. he likes fishing and hunting too.

lol i remember when he got cancer in his balls and i thought that makes sense thats a good reflection of bruins drafting he prob told them he had cancer at his draft interview

>kessel gets traded from leafs
>becomes hated by non-leafs fans

what twilight zone is this

he's just fun to bully, there's no real hate

will americans ever win another hockey game?

yea, once the playoffs start this year

He said americans though.

Teenage hockey probably

Tortorella was a mistake

iktf ameribros... although at least your team scores goals

>m-muh club teams

you're just playing this card because you know a canadian team won't make the playoffs this year

one of those rare cases where literally anybody else would have been a better choice

>moving the goalpost

He asked if Americans would ever win again, and your response didn't answer his question

if i had the choice between kissing and licking kristen stewarts feet for 10 seconds or winning 10 gold medals in a row, i would choose the former. i guess thats the difference between you and i, canada...
i'm a true madman, a monster. i know what i am.

please, we both know you'll do neither and just fuck your pet, just like the great american hero john "dog sex" tortellini

I don't think there's medals for this tournament, just the ugly trophy?

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Tortorella is just a manlet who lives his power fantasies

When healthy he can reach god mode, but he can't play more than 50ish games without hurting his hip. He's cool though

T.habsfan

has anyone ever been BTFO as hard as the USA in this tournament?

Finland came close.

0 goals in 6 games.

But even THAT is not as bad as USA.

>build team to beat Canada
>lose to team grandpa
>lose to the team you were supposed to beat
>about to lose to the check'ems
>get btfo on social media by the players you snubbed

I think not

Finland

Finland is close but they don't have cripples memeing about them

autistics and other types of mentally ill people and retards are always animal lovers

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
still, fuck the pens

>pissburgh

Is Hiller still in the league? He had some nice masks.

totally gone, I think he went to the swiss league

LOL

5 MINUTE DOUBLE MAJOR

6-ON-3 FOR 5 MINUTES

AND THEY CAN'T EVEN SCORE

AND USA CHIMPED OUT AGAINST CZECHOSLOVAKIA AFTER THE GAME!

looks like dollar store plastic

>byfuglien
What a fucking embarrassment. Hockey is dead in the USA.

???
9 goals in 6 games, but we did get BTFO.

kari lehtonen had rikku from final fantasy 10 on his mask in 2006 iirc. best mask if all time i wanna eat out her butthole and worship her feet

>hockey was alive at some point in the usa
?

You can only post itt if your country won at least one game or was responsible for eliminating NA.

Not so fast, USgay

oilers are winning the stanley cup this year

dont even try to debate me

good tourney america, no shame in how it went. i thought you guys really played to your talent level

not true, the kids from the US are elite as shit. The generation playing for current team USA is dog shit though. Holy shit idk if Ive seen a worse team put together.

it's really just the current management tbqh

it was alive in 2010 when you made the final

Nah they suck dick, most of them only made the team because bettman wanted to generate interest in hockey in the USA if they lost

lol the BEST thing that could have happened after getting knocked out in 2 games was a loss here.
This guarantees that people are going to be replaced, IE Torts and Lombard.

How can a country with no clean water and no electricity and no flushable toilets beat Team USA in hockey?

Matthews was unironically better than McMeme and so was kikel

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>going 0-3 in the easy group
lmfao my fucking ass off here

why are amerisharts even allowed to post here, they are literally a third world hockey country

US hockey ladies and gentlemen

You worded that as if it was actually difficult to beat the USA in hockey.

If you actually believe this you might be even more retarded than your management.

mcmeme set up both matthews goals and eichel was basically the worst forward for NA

eichel was sent down to the fourth line because he sucked so much dick

Reminder NA would have moved on if Gibson or Helleybuyck started vs Russia. Or if the shitty Canadian coach had told the team they needed to beat Sweden in regulation.

seriously, america hasn't won shit in 20 years at the senior level internationally

>go to hf
>they say if they had Ryan Miller the tournament would've been different
>does a 360 and walk away

maybe the illiterate americans on the team should have browsed the rules for the tournament and easily figured it out for themselves

>the city of usa hockey

top kek

>going to hf
>even ironically
youre dead to me

>9 games for Kane without a goal

Is the guilt getting to him?

Reminder the USA didnt win one single game and we shouldnt respond to them unless it is to ask them why they are posting here.

most of the people there prob know more about hockey than you could even pretend to

murray was doing fine until he injured his thumb you fat retarded amerishart

>0-3
why are you posting here?

What did you expect from the coach of the oilers?

your country has won 0 cups since before i was born so if you agree to not post about the NHL and then i will not post about the WCOH

Why are Canadians so DAMN GOOD at hockey? It makes me sooo horny, I want Canadian man to cum inside me....

>tfw no Canadian bf

>rags

the players from my country win every cup
>0-3
why are you posting here?

>0-3
why are you posting here?

hey ;-)

i'll put some good hockey kids in you

do you want to see my perkele

PRESEASON MONDAY
hypuuuuuuuuU

There's literally nothing wrong with hf.

howling atm ladm80s

American Hockey

hf is really good for real discussion. most of the people who dont like it on here are just bitter from getting btfo on there by people who legit know about hockey

>likes sports
>not athletic

what the fuck is the point?

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>gibshit

If you listen closely you can hear thousands of americans completely losing interest in hockey.

feels good man

why would i lose interest? >my team is still one of the biggest cup contenders in the league.

which team is that

>these are the players they send for the last post-game presser

can't make this shit up

i didnt watch the weird tournament but im excited for the nhl season

Pretty fitting to be honest lad

>american goaltending

Why did Torts feel the need to tell the media that players CRIED after the loss to Canada?

WHYYYYYYYYYYY
CANT WE NOT BE SOBERRRR
I JUSTTTTT
WANT TO START THIS OVERRRR
OHHHH
WHY CANT WE SLEEP FOREEEVERRR
I JUST WANT TO START THIS OVER

Did he actually say that
WEW LAD

>He/She/Xe/They/Kippers doesn't have a binder full of hockey cards

Pleb alert

>USA

>Americucks

haha canadians are really cute about hockey :/ tfw no canadian hockey bf to fill my bussi with maple cum. i am really pretty, you will have to accept the bruins into your life though

I have unopened McDonald's hockey cards from 1996
Want to buy them?

I want a tranny gf don't be a race traitor you dumb slut, reeeeeeeeeeeee

i don't even know if you're joking

you actually took time to type that out

>being a faggot
>McDonald's
Nah family I only collect Timmies at worst

i've fapped to Laura Daikun many times.
She's gorgeous

HOW THE FUCK DID THE CZECHS BEAT US REEEEEEEE

i'm not joking

isnt fag tape haram

How such plebs call themselves hockey fans baffles me.

Why is the coaching and scouting staff of every canadian team so garbage

Lombardi pls, your team was shit

post your boipussi and hormonal little titties at once or never post again

I just keep them in boxes, if I had them all in binders, it'd probably run me up at least a hundred bucks and 2 weeks of work.

the injury prone cap rape team

>posting in these threads after your country has been utterly BTFO
I look forward to an American free /hoc/ this thread is pretty comfy right now

Look at that roster and tell me whats wrong with it

>implying the best americans played
We have to let canada win something to keep them interested in hockey
>implying /hoc/ will ever be murrican free

when will we have an nhl player with a qt mtf gf? and will i be the gf?

Dustin Brown is technically a NHL player I guess

>implying the best Canadians played
kek
We are missing like 6 players that faked injuries to not play in bettmans meme cup
You didn't even win a single game lmao

>Abdelkader
>Kesler
>Backes
>Dubinsky
>Jack Johnson
>Erik Johnson
>Niskanen
>Quick

probably more tbqh but I'm tired

What's your team bud? I'll show you what I got show me some of your Oilers
When do you plan on opening them? Thats best part!

Did anybody watch the buttman tourney?

Yes but literally the best team is out now

If its not the best vs best its literally meaningless

i didnt get to i was at work in literal China :/ but my bussy is wanting some cum. i am SUPER excited for bruins training camp, i hope claude julien lets the young kids play this year ~

Yeah it's sad NA won't play another game

But Canada is undefeated?

Don't worry you are terrible at the Olympics too

Your Stanley Cup champions Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins
:^)

And more gold soon for captain sid

>team NA eliminated
Why does Russia hate fun?

Laine

So bad right now

You honestly think you are smarter than Torts? Go ahead post the best possible American lineup

It'll still be shit honestly... prove me wrong

>most medals
>most golds
>worst
Canadian education at its finest

>NHL season begins in less than 3 weeks and we have a meme cup in which USA got BTFO to distract us in the meantime

Life is good sometimes

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I am not surprised that you didn't know we were discussing hockey, because most Americans no longer care about hockey.

riddle me this why did the jews make it so we dont get to watch mcgod and aweston play anymore? was illuminati afraid they might win it all and finally prove that newer is better?

Do you know how embarrassing it is to lose to relatively new NHL players? Russians would disgraced to finish below them

Not until the actual season starts. Will a canadian team even make playoffs again?

>in a hockey thread
>doesn't understand that hes talking about hockey

American education at its finest

Sens, Flames, habs soon

McMeme was outclassed by the other kids, they had to stop it in case casuals realized he was shit

Not if they keep stacking their teams with americans

>olympics is only hockey

NEW
THREAD
HERE

Canadian players will yet again run the league, as well as they run international tournaments

>live in america
>play for american teams
>make money for american owners
>entertain american fans
What a cuck nation

>Americans pay Canadians millions of dollars because Americans are too fat and can't skate
How does that XXXL Jersey with a Canadians name on it fit?

>who in turn generat billions for americans and bring glory to america
>dumb leaf

>Philly

This is the best picture ever

I have that Kilma card but signed by him. Random and worthless.