The average amount of time the ball is in play on the field during an NFL game (handegg) is about 11 minutes

When will americans accept Football is literally their worst sport?

you know that you guys used to have some unique sports back in the day and spanish invaders killed everyone and forcibly implemented soccer?

>the average lifespan of a gypsy is 35

>please notice me big strong americans

Don't be so tsundere

>this is what passes as a ''sport'' in amerifat land

Hehe, how quaint

>average timespan an american can go without getting shot is 15 hours

I don't even know why this shit is so popular in the first place, maybe if euros laugh at us enough we will finally move on to something better

I rather enjoy american football which is at least interesting and exciting over soccer, where there's hardly any action (only mudskin faggots adjusting their ridiculous hair all the time)

great post

>euros still believe the 11 minutes meme

Go watch some condensed games on YouTube lads

do you honestly expect their roided up ''athletes'' to run for more than 30 seconds at a time?

>try to watch futbol
>it's just a bunch of twinks doing light cardio and collapsing every time someone is within a foot of them

Nice """"""""""sport"""""""""" you have there, Yurocucks.

>concussion ball players can't even do light cardio without collapsing from the strain

Nice ''''''''''sport'''''''''

what sports

ancient basketball.

that shit lit af famalam lmao

What's with shitskins and hoop sports?

Great read
>american calling anyone else a shitskin

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Give me some condensed games then

SHARTBALL BTFO

>shartball

The amount of things that are wrong in that sentence

wtf this semen slurping sport isn't for me guy

> caring about what eurofaggots think about you

Do your country a service and neck yourself.

Its just american history revision, don't concern yourself with it

do you actually think south americans would even know that soccer exists if not for the spanish? and do you know how many men they killed? europeans basically ended an entire culture, then they turn around and call us the world police and child killing bastards, nothing makes me laugh harder.

>not watching and enjoying every sport there is
plebs baka

You're just muddier europeans with none of the culture

>american education
>american delusion

i just cant even...

you're either a european aswell or a slave brought by europeans lmao

nothing to say? figured as much.

>South Africa calling anyone shitskin.

I've seen multiple soccer games with less than 11 minutes of actual action

What is there to say? The native savages got civilized and nothing of value was lost
t. pakipak pikey

>the native savages
i just want brazil to know that this is what the forefathers of their favorite "sport" think of them. these are the people who brought it to their country. at least native americans had the balls to make our government pay for everything for them.

there are barely any natives left, redditor

but their culture is still recognizable and practiced to this day. while the south americans have fully conformed to the lifestyle forced upon them by european invaders.

savage culture, and either way americans fucked their natives just as much so you shouldn't be the one to talk

the point is that even after everything we've done to them they still have their own distinct society. whereas the history of south america was literally erased and replaced with european culture.

>shoved into reservations because international humanist groups poped up before you could wipe them out
>the occasional casino

Whatever makes you sleep at night ameriburger

Yeah they live in their own safaris with casinos and everything.

Welcome to 4chins though.

i don't care about them, you're completely missing my point or intentionally doing so. i was talking to the brazilian but of course euros had to chime in because they felt threatened by reality.

Fairly certain you criticized us for wiping out their culture and yet your country reduced native americans to being zoo animals

still missing the point. we've never invaded another country with the intent of erasing their entire history and accomplishments. the native american wars were in the name of expansion, what the spanish did to south america was an attempt at creating an entirely new race of people. which succeeded as i was originally trying to point out to the brazilian.

you had no point with that post because brazilians are less than 1% native and I doubt your average favela pardo gives a shit

>less than 1% native
exactly my point. and look at argentinians and chileans with their light skin and blue eyes, that's not natural. what you europeans did down there is some frankenstein's monster kind of shit. i want the brazilian to know that that's where his country's love of soccer comes from.

yeah brazilians are just mixed euros and north africans, is that your point?

its a pretty bad one I might add

going down with the ship, i see. honorable.

ok?

Football is the only sport where sideline action matters just as much as field action

Coach challenges, strategic timeouts, ect

Don't forget those strategic commercials goy

My favorite part is strategic standing still and strategic breathing.

that's when the coaches are debating the next course of action.

>strategic standing and strategic breathing
>poland
At least we're not into being strategically invaded.

ITT: jealous projecting foreigners

>when your sport is so shit you have to do a concert mid game during the final so spectators have something to enjoy between commercials
>11 minutes ''''''''''''''''athletes'''''''''''''''''

the super bowl halftime show is pretty much the greatest marketing strategy in the history of sport. it gets all the millions of female viewers they were missing out on in the past.

bruh how often do you post this? You could at least switch up the image once in awhile. Thanks for supplying me with my daily kek though, picturing you in your gypsy camp posting this via a smoke signal. Worry more about where your next meal will come from, and less about American sports.

Ah yes, just as your brethren did when Hitler invaded your country.

Those condensed games still have replays cletus. You're not fooling anyone

>5 minutes of commercials
>10 seconds of a kick off
>5 more minutes of commercials

What did they mean by this?

>when you spend more time eating than playing while being a professional '''''''''''''athlete'''''''''''''''

Saved for my american banter attempts folder.

the second americuck was agreeing with you and your euro "people" retard

I know, meant to quote the faggot above his post.

Soccer:
>60 seconds of scoring
>89+7 minutes of doing nothing but waiting

Checkmate Athiests

>waiting

>American thinks Ulama would be a big game if it wasn't for the Spanish

Kek.

>waiting

Underrated.

this isn't an opinion though he's straight up dealing facts but since your personal identity has to do with handegg you get offended.

That's like saying if you take out the 80 minutes of pointless passing and crosses there's only 10 minutes of soccer

Whatever happened to throw ball through hoop and losing team gets sacrificed?

>american culture involves watching black people get brain damage

then we would have to deduct all those plays that end up in nothing from the 11 minutes
>muh 2 minutes games
lel I'm sure we can get it lower

SHARTBALL BTFO

He means the favela apes got their culture rightfully cucked out of existance.
Hes asking how does it feel to not have a native culture exist and being """""""brazilian""""""" pretty much means being a north african/spanish subhuman.

>be europoor
>only like one semen slurping sport
>jealous of the Americans and Canadians who have variety in their sports
>bashes football to feel better about himself

>I know, meant to quote the faggot above his post.
Wait who did you mean to quote? Faggot.

Also when they say soccer is their sport theyre really saying soccer is the sport of the poeple that raped their native culture. so a brazilian playing soccer is comperable to a man watching his wife get fucked in front of him

>jealous of retarded nigger sports or inferior dumb versions of real football like Furpuck

Lmao please kys Amerilards

Far out burgers are FLIPPING rn

Im Russian m8 no dog in the fight

I like this sharts vs urop thread. Too bad janitors will delete it soon.

it's a world full of wonder

>It's a Romania Golden Face Thread

>that flag
>Amerilards

at least hockey doesn't have an idiotic offsides rule

>bashes football to feel better about himself
it's called shartball and I'm only stating the number of minutes of actual play per game
>11 minutes
ayyy lmao it always makes me laugh

>kickoff
>commercial
>draw play up the middle for two yards
>NOW LET'S GET A REPLAY OF THAT PRESENTED BY DORITOS
>incomplete pass
>announcer says DON'T FORGET TO WATCH FOX'S NEW COMEDY ON TUESDAYS while the players are standing around
>incomplete pass again
>punt
>commercial
>repeat
>...
>COMING UP NEXT, THE FORD HALFTIME SHOW

Lol accurate hehe xd
I just like watching blacks throw themselves at eachother in full suits of armor

>watching commercials
>not flipping through games
retard alert

i bet you don't even own a Cred Forums pass

the NFL really has to go back to being a run heavy league

at least run plays usually have some yardage change

I don't watch football a lot. You have several games at the same time? Is there something like a conference?

great rebuttal
I actually enjoy PLAYING football but the watching it on tv is literally a two hour advert fest

Was it Sunderland vs West Brom?

good for you fat nigger
you arnt special because youre mediocre at a skill that literally anyone can be mediocre at.
woop dee doo you can throw your body into someone or throw a ball or catch a massive egg.
fuck you pussy bitch catch me a twitch con you fuck.

>he doesn't watch his position play professionally to pick up on technique

U r doing it wrong

American football is a completely different sport that what we're used to growing up watching soccer. I've been seriously watching AF for the past three seasons and personally I think it's significantly more entertaining than EF for multiple reasons.

I dont think people have a problem with the sport, it's the fact it's wrapped up in corporate bullshit that completely detracts from sport, the superbowl halftime show is a testament to that

And yet it's still exponentially more exciting than soccer. Step up your game europoors

lol

if this was true then you'd be a master of sex with all the porn you watch m8

This. I suggest anyone interested in AF to just watch a Red Zone stream on Sunday. No commercials at all. I can't stand watching a regular game since every 5 seconds there's some bullshit commercial break.

college football/NFL typically has 3-4 games going on at the same time from 12pto11p

They're called commercials, Luis.

It's funny that 11 minutes of game action and 3 hrs of commercials/replays/formations is still somehow more interesting than 90+ minutes of soccer. We get it eurobros the ads and stoppages suck, but we have access to soccer here and we still find it too boring. Pointing out the flaws in our game doesn't suddenly make yours interesting.

>the pieces psychically moving is the exciting part of chess

go watch some more drawball

I will compare the viewing experiences of American and International footballs.

American football:
>The excitement of trying to guess what play they will call next
>ANY PLAY AT ANY POINT IN A GAME can result in a score as there are many ways either an offensive or defensive player can score points on a play.
>every player runs full force, every play

Soccer
>most of the game the ball is contested far away from the goals with moderately paced running and passing
>chances to score are rare and few
>once a team does score the other team parks the bus

watching soccer is like holding your piss a long time until you finally get to a bathroom (score a goal)

and then holding your piss once again as you hope the other team doesn't score.

yuropoors will never understand the excitement of watching NFL football, excitement happens each play and each play happens within a minute of each other.

You're a fucking embarassment.

>weigh 400lb ball is for “““““““smart””””””” niggers

Half the players cant even read

Reminder that American football is basically a simulation of a ground war. You fight for territory, taking it inch by inch, with the goal being to push into your enemy's headquarters or end zone.

Like real war, football is dominated by boring periods of planning punctuated by frantic, chaotic explosions of action.

Basically the point of my post is, why can't European pussies appreciate this sort of thing? Have you lost your taste for war?

It's more fashionable to be democratic and accepting in these days. Free benefits for everyone. Free homes and a full time salary for everyone with a dark skin color because it's the democratic and acceptable thing to do.

>its called pacing

More like it simulates boring ass trench warfare. Stalingrad is what real war is like, one big, seemingly never ending explosion of action. Of course Amerisharts wouldn't know, they shat their pantts at the thought of facing the soviets head on.

More like it simulates trench warfare if it was fought by mentally challenged roid raging individuals