Lying to my gf about how much money i make and have saved up

You should write her a letter. Cred Forums will help you. I'll start:

>Dear

Patricia,

stacy

LMAO

If anyone ever got me a gift like those "I donated a goat to some Brazilian family" instead of a real gift, I'd remember that shit forever.

A mental note to never do anything nice for this person again.

TSSUUUUUUUUUU

Give her something made by you and tell her that you prefer "personal gifts".

kek

This is what happens to kids who didn't watch Liar Liar.

Give her an old thing (like a broken lamp) and say it was from your grandma and have a very """SENTIMENTAL""" value.

Gift her your piss bottles, that will show her who's boss and that you care

Get into a fight with her, break up. Then get back together again a couples days after her birthday.

Please donate a goat to my family
we are hungry

FUCK OFF

So, what. You telling us she wouldn't have become your gf if you told her how much you really make?

>americonsumerists

>gf
>go to /r9k/
What will they tell him?.

I have reasons to believe you guys got no gf.

you know what is worse than lying to your girlfriend; lying to the girl you are trying to get.

>almost into this girl's pants
>told her i live alone
>i live with my parents

i fucked up

you can't even buy a happy meal with that nigga

>americonsumerists

this

You do know she's cheating on you, probably right now, right?

Just give her the $4.

Get her some cheap flowers, get a vase from a thrift store for a dollar(dont just hand her flowers without a vase), then tell her your financial advisor has tied up a lot of your cash in a short term bond fund or something and that you'll make it up to her soon.

Actual advice: come clean, accept the consequences whatever they may be. Work to right your wrongs.

Meme advice: bullshit your way out of it. Play the "sentimental value" card with a nice gesture and say how that's more important than materialistical value.

this

>le every woman is a whore
who hurt you user

...

Make a draw.

Come clean.

OP if you only have four dollars to your name and you're worrying about a girl friend, your priorities are screwed up. The only sort of girlfriend you should have is one that is ugly that you can manipulate into buying you things and giving you money.

Two pack of condoms

>go and buy yourself something nice femanon

>I'm a cuck
Not surprising

chocolate gurls like chocolate

you can lie to them, i do it everytime, just don't do it with things that they can find out instantly or if you are looking for something in the long term, i've been from a f1 driver to a fucking judge

nigger

Back when both my gf were broke we did the most absurd gifts.

Like a sock filled woth rice.
Or a painted stone.

Now we are engaged and we have better jobs and our own appartment, but going through poverty helped to strengthen our a relationship

kek

That's sweet user.

quickly put 4 dollars on liverpool and man city. Now with 10 dollars put another bet on and climb ur way son

Underrated post

don't do anything all day, avoid her at all costs

then, a couple hours before sunset, show up at her place and say let's go, without mentioning where. Take her to the beach and walk around, until it gets dark. Then, start a bonfire if the beach allows it, or buy some wine and drink it together. She'll love you for the night and will probably put out.

I used to pull that kinda shit with my ex when I was broke and nothing got her wetter, they love the spontaneous, romantic bullshit

Fucking kek. This is arguably the worst suggestion.

what the hell is wrong with kids these days, you have eight days to make that money, use your fuckin brain. ask your boss if you can get a loan, reply to an odd job ad on craigslist, sell some dope.

nice buzzword pablo, go share your wifi password with the rest of your favela

GAY LOL

>i've been from a f1 driver to a fucking judge

my fucking sides

Give her dick

Give her something simple, make it something you put thought into and if she doesn't like it fuck her
Have some balls nigga

>lying to your gf

Oh boy, your relation will sure get far if you keep it this way...

Walk around and find some flowers to pick for her.

If I had a girlfriend or knew about relationship stuff, this seems like a good idea to me.

But then again, depends on how vapid and materialistic your whore girlfriend is. She might expect a big diamond ring for her birthday

Say you have a gambling problem and grovel

Then work your arse off and make up for it, all if she's worth it of course

Make her something girls love that shit

yeah, girls in middle school.

I gave my gf a tiger for christnas and still support the wwf for her. At first was like, what, so I don't get a real present?? But now she likes it. Don't be too selfish people

how fucking boring. every girl you date will cheat on you

t. femanon

t. Never had a gf or had a jewish gf

my boyfriend fucked me silly for my 21st

Just steal something you pussy

t. is under 25

steal some top notch chocolates, they basically never have security at those boutique stores

The check is in the mail.
t. H.R. Clinton

Nah fa.m 26 and engaged. Made my fiance a collage for our 5 year. She went nuts

that's kinda gay

>engaged
well that explains it. i wasn't talking about women who have to like you.

>A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund

>tfw 29 years old dating a 19 year old

Anyone else know this feel? I just know that everyone thinks I'm some creep.

living the dream lad

when you get to 39 find another one of 19

>femanon

Depends if they think your taking advantage of her mate

Is she dumb?

kek

She is a very talented cosplayer.

you're a creep fyi

>wasting money on women
Why?

I didn't realize the Muslims got into Ireland already

Not everyone likes guys.

> cosplayer

Yeah, you're creepy

No one actually wants a slut though. I'd say keep doing what you're doing, it's a nice filter for shallow women.

>cosplayer
>very talented

>femanon

Give her a pack of doritos or a kids meal. Who doesn't want a kids meal? It comes with a toy, damn it. You get food, and a souvenir.

finding 19yos attractive makes you Muslim?

creeping sharia indeed

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togtfu

A condom and a safety pin. She'll get the hint