/wcoh/ Finland - Russia game thread

Kek

>one goal will be scored from the top of the circle, instantly

This isn't true... he broke his stick last game.

With an empty net.

>GOOD
>USA
>WIN
What did you mean by this

I heard the Jets told Laine he can stay another year in the Finnish "elite" League because they won't have any use for him next season.

Russia is the only team that could, in principle, beat Canada.

If we win this, Canada wins this tournament.

No tahnk yu

Laine going to get a cheeky hatter tonight in this meaningless game

NA would beat Canada for sure

on tuesday I went to sleep sober and sad

tonight I'm three sheets to the wind and ready to thoroughly enjoy our last game

god bless beer

memes?

He backchecks like Ovi, aka circles around the blue line not giving a shit

...

BEST ANTHEM

POCCNR

>Russia beating Canada

I think only USA could have done that with a non-meme lineup. Russian d corp is pretty weak tbqh

If you wish "good luck to both teams" aren't you wishing no luck to either team?

just came home

who are we rooting for lads?

Honorary Canadian Finns

/Fin/ pls

god bless

finland ofc, why would you root for fucking russia?

youtube.com/watch?v=TW-fU8uMdzI
correct finland hymn

SHOOT THE RUSSIAN BIN IN THE EYE

finlan beating themselves up for being such a shit
youtube.com/watch?v=036jz2NzsPQ

youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs

Russia is objectively the best poster

He is right in the sense that Russia would face Canada in the semis. Meaning only one game. They have a bigger chance at memeing Canada in one than team NA, and a much bigger chance than any team in a best of 3-final series

>I have to cheer for binland
feels gross desu

huh... made my synapses fire...

I REALLY HOPE FINLAND CAN RUIN RUSSIA'S DAY AND WIN TODAY

DELETE THIS

Why not cheer for Russia instead?

fucking commie

I know right

dirty gommie

Because he's cheering for the half-Canadian team.

Aka, a cUcK!

This is why I can't cheer for Finland, you're all very rude.

Binland advances.

Tarasenko sucks

Holy shit Finland looks terrible

>these KHL faggots 4line

what else did you even expect

look at this piggy faced finn

>Lets just play like shit and pray to Genghis that our Mongolian looking tender will save the day

Now you know how we feel everytime.

>It's another Russia out-shoots Finland by 40-10 but still manages to lose episode

Bring Pekka back to goal or we lose

He's elite

what would you do if finnland doesn't winnland

Begga is completely done

I really want a qt Mormon wife from Utah.

>He's elite

i hope russia wins

freaked out there for a sec

Continue shitposting on /hoc/ like nothing happened.

Holy fuck, this is the team we've staked our hopes on?

Kill me

Mormanism is a mental illness

She is the best woman goalie in the sport

You're a namefag on 4chinz

I told my mother I was going to marry a qt mormon from Utah, she got upset. Nobody understands me.

>WCH
>same 4 commercials for 2 weeks

why would you be freaked out about a hijab?

you see that every day

Jake Bean's grandfather?

I wish Finland was relevant

Same here, a horrifying sight

GOOOOD MOOOOOORNING REDDDIIIIIT

>mfw team usa wasted this cup sending grit and memes

Less so than leafism

I literally couldn't care less, I'm just here to shitpost and waiting for butthurt Americans

>pulju is in the arena
PUT HIM IN

I really really like this picture. Can I borrow it?

reminder that this semen sport is irrelevant and pesäpallo is the true national sport of finland

Typical canadian sits on the left.
And loves hockey!

Hello 9gag

Same repulsive jerseys

So wait, why mormon women?

sir gay why are you so mean to kanada

we love your anthem

Autism

youtube.com/watch?v=PkX2bFUBXnQ

Binland needs to learn that scoring requires shooting.

What a boring game

They're part of a spooky cult that says they have to do whatever you say because you're a man.

What team wants canadians?

because he's a beta cuck that can't handle real women and want to have a domicile, easy-to-handle, subservient women

It's just autism.

>we're literally playing for NA kids

feels cucked desu

>real_baseball.jpg
>go midway to 3rd base, then go to 1st base, then go 3rd
k

Real women have dicks and boipussies

please, sergei sergeievich, please win so north america gets btfo

so this is basically a go home game for both teams right

what a duo of queermos

If Russia wins they go through.

If Russia wins they advance but finns are done

SENDING BINLAND REINFORCEMENTS

Anyone else abusing pharmaceuticals to make this game bearable?

Adderal here

finland is out no matter what, russia needs to win

Seems like the leaf always wins tho

So this is what REAL women are like, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=nvYyGTmcP80

what the fuck is this a doggo or an elephant

May the best team win lads

>domicile, easy-to-handle, subservient women
I don't see any down-point to these.

stream?

>Tuukka memeing that hard

wew

About as elite as Quick

tuukka :D

>binnish pp

Just throw the game already, Finland

>finnish PP

Telegin is honestly one of my favourites. Guy ears puck like a pro and always hustles like a madman

Laine is overrated garbage. He's been shit all tournament

Is this really him? You would think he's the one looking for domicile, easy-to-handle, subservient women. Maybe he's projecting?

Embarrassing PP

How will Canada rigg the semifinal and final this year?

why did you fall for the finnish prospects meme

...

Delet
Kasperi Kapenen is very gud

even kimmo is bored as fuck lels

Teemus wifes son :D

>finns in charge of making powerplay goals

FUG :D

yep

kipperschan.tumblr.com

sending kimmos, use them wisely

>kid looks bored
>kimmo yawning
>teemu browsing reddit
they know

what a lazy faggot

he definitely should lace up for finland along with kariya

they're be better on the 4th line than what shitland current has

Granlund always gets a good pass to a shooting chance but is left handed so he can't one-time it. That's where Laine should be.

By having a dominant team

KARIYA'D

Calling it now, Team NA is done.

>asian
>female(?)
>namefag
>hockey

woah

PUREST ARYAN GENES

but just having a dominant team of referees can potentially not be enough. how will you handle for that

>female

What

why aren't they playing for finland?

lads how would you fix this sport to be entertaining?

Reminder that Finland still has a chance to knock out Team NA by doing what they have been so good this far in the tournament.

Losing

:^)

Wanna be my gf (male), kippers?

Make every game feature only Canadian players

every time there's a ping, you toss another puck onto the ice

Canada vs. Rest of the World 7-game series

this le pistol is bretty guud

make NA play every game

That kid is all Teemu, it's the one on the right who is Kariya's son

fucking score already holy shit

>not on the ice

?

wtf I hate Laine now

The gulag threat is getting to Russia

...

Vatanen actually can't give a pass

WHY THE FUCK VATANEN CANT PUT 1 GOOD PASS FOR LAINE

NOT A SINGLE GOOD PASS FOR ONE TIMER HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I'm so fucking triggered.

What the fuck Vatanen, he fucking hates Laine

>Letting Laine and Vatanen run your powerplay

Nice country you have there Finland

>if Russia loses, I dont get to watch the twilight of Datsyuk's play outside Russia
>if Russia wins, I dont get to watch anymore more rookie memery
No matter who wins, I lose.

Surprise, surprise, Laine - Vatanen not working. 0 chemistry

i thought laine is supposed to be a generational goal scorer like ovechkin

Hive mind

>the cucks have signed Vatanen but not Lindholm

BINNISH BENALTY :----DDDDDDD

what does vatanen do to be relevant on ducks powerplay? or are getzlaf and perry just that good they can score nevertheless?

>russian pp

it's ogre

>jest fans

>shots 6-5 Russia

this game is fucking BORING

how is a team with Russia

so much firepower

so shit?

is it because finland is... good?

>All that finland giggles and shit talk
>said yesterday that Finland will get offered plenty of pp
>fucking korpikoski

But yeah, I want Russia to win. Need to get rid of Marjamäki and ruin Bettman's plans of cashing in on NA/Canada bux

butt

Le edgy one-timer man with another stronk period. 9 goods and 1 bad, which is a 90%. 85%+ is Barkov-tier

this desu

binland pls

so where can i watch the game lads brokefag here.

They have two guys on the blue line, he mostly fakes a slapper on the right side and evades the first shot blocker, then takes a wrister.

Laine go home :DD

Ovi was shit when he was 18 too

youtube.com/watch?v=0bVr-Okh5PE

Reddit hockey streams

>Ovie wiffing too

I guess Laine is really like him

youtube.com/watch?v=v4H-G8-AML4

>still 3 more weeks until NHL
I just want teams with actual chemistry FUCK

>so where can i watch the game

air canada centre

>there's a reason Finland have nothing to play for
>there not good
kek the ESPN commentary is great

you could watch the finnish league or KHL

Finland is the next Slovakia isnt it?

>Americans lambasting non-Americans

Wew what's new

i was just laughing at that too.

ty lads

They always choke against us, who knows why

Maybe it's the PTSD from winter war

Funny how Laine gets shat on so much even though he makes a lot of good plays but doesn't score. Meanwhile Aho loses every 1on1 and keeps losing the puck but no one calls him out

We'll be in team Europe within a few years

>Ovechkin
>stands on left circle
>shoots le puck very le hard
>60 goals

>Stamkos
>stands on left circle
>shoots le puck very le hard
>60 goals

>Laine
>stands on left circle
>shoots le puck very le hard
>breaks stick and busts

wow... so this is the power of binland...

FINLAND BETTER WIN THIS OR ELSE

>Going home with zero points

First Nokia, then the refugees, now this?

It is. At least our skoda cup meme ranking is still decent though

iihf.com/home-of-hockey/championships/world-ranking/mens-world-ranking/2016-ranking/

Leafs fans: Matthews has never played in an NHL game in his life and is already one of the best players on the ice, scoring, assisting, and driving staggering possession numbers. Elite-tier hockey IQ, two-way play, and stickhandling. Does something good every shift, does something stunning every game. Melded seamlessly with McDavid when no one else could. Calm and confident beyond his years.

Jets fans: Laine had some good dangles, eh? Right, guys?

Estonia what are you doing here, you're not binland

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Finland is their cryptonite.

ffs how long is the break?

>Le make useless """""good plays""""" and never socre man

Just score goals at an ultra elite level like Nylander instead

Ovechkin - McDavid - Kane
Sedin - Kopitar - Sedin
Gaudreau - Barkov - Pavelski
Draisaitl - Kesler - Hossa

Josi - Karlsson
Hedman - Carlsson
Hjarmalsson - Ekblad

Gibson
Rask

Shut the fuck up already you tranny fuck, seriously what's your beef with Finland?

what the h*ll are they doing in the studio

AHahha
>Torttelini talking shit about team USA

Commentators on SNE
>I dont like those comments

>it was a whole team effort of NO GOOD
lel

>torts admitting how talentless the amerilards are

Ones a choke artist and the others a bust, so yes

nylander looks like he belongs at hogwarts

welcome to american television.

Finland hasn't been pumping Aho's tires relentlessly for months. "Laine won WHC MVP." Yeah, he was absolutely lights out against Germany, Litchtenstein, and Sudan.

If Oates was a trap, he'd look like Melania Trump

They do the same cringy shit here too

fuck what the hell, i didn't hear that

soundcloud.com/yahoo-puck-daddy/tortorella-press-conference-pranked

I know that NFL and NBA are designed to maximise advertising time, but I wasn't aware it ruined hockey too

>McDavid
>Ekblad
>Carlsson (literally who)
>Gibson

>Gibson
>Rask
>RASK

>Finnish goaltending

What the fuck are you doing.

>Schneider
>Bishop
>Thek Ing
>F Anderson

Just off the top of my head, all are better than Gibson and >Rask

>"I don't think USA hockey will like me saying this, but its true" *shrugs*

AHAHHAHAHHA

Lol are you retarded? McDavid is Canadian.

Also, the sedins should be nowhere near that lineup.

CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTS

get ovi off kane's line, he's a huge pp babby

I literally came home from Finland yesterday

spent 5 days shitposting under the Finnish flag

WCoH is irrelevant tournament
>The world ranking is based on the final positions of the last four Ice Hockey World Championships and last Olympic ice hockey tournament.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IIHF_World_Ranking#Current_calculation_method

>we don't have enough skill
>doesn't bring their most skilled player
what did they mean by this

>Avada Kedavra Laine's career

Probably was assuming U23s count as the rest of the world

I really hope we lose loke 3-4.
With a Laine hattrick and NA out of tournament.

Would be a glorious way to butt devastate all these amerikids bandwagoners

jesus, why do people hate him so much?

>ekblad vs canada
>Hjama(r)lsson over Suter
>Gibson and Rask as goalers

Leaf are you drunk???

Believe me or not but even our patience has its limits.

> Falling for obvious bait

>GIBSON
go fuck yourself kid

FINLAND GOOOOOOOO

He is fat, americans couldn't handle the memes

...

because he sucks

Will Haula ever change his number to 55??

Why'd they bring bufflan then

is lucic asian?

>mfw nylander outproduces laine this year

he's ottoman rape baby
being turkic he should play for finland

Doesn't matter, Rantanen wins Calder with 70 points during regular season

>meme tournament
>don't bring meme player

pure incompetence

What the fuck is that thing

how mad will reddit be when russia wins?

A fridge

le overrated Cred Forums monalisa
she always looked subhuman 2bh

>mfw Laine is just another Rantashitanen who plays +10 NHL games without a single fucking point

jake virtanen's ex-gf

binns are shit people with shit tastes

JJ Watt

Fucking Mikko such an overrated faggot

Bring Saku back now!

Laine scores 30 in the NHL next season with a +/- of -45

You can screencap this

She was cute 5 years ago

>Finnish """""men"""""

Finland might never score again

REEEEE

Mikko was good when the wild were shit
Him and Backstrom were the only reason they weren't bottom of the league
I agree he is overrated though

Granlund WHY????

KEK

>literally two weakest teams

Finnland was a mistake, it's time to start over.

>Finnish Postal Service

BINLAND LOSES AGAIN!

BIINLAND IS KILL

SCAAAARRR

...

fucking binland, can't count on you fags for anything

fucking finally

NA BTFO

Granlund sux dix. How much is he paid for by Wild?

>LE FINLAND

Do hockey fans have massive TVs in order to see the fkn puck?

FINLAND WHY

Guess this isn't the Finnish "goalden" generation amirite?

>le doesn't score team
And even better now

>NA left their faith on Finland's hands
KEK

YANKS

BTFO
T
F
O

what you mean threat

That was purdy

Goodbye NA.

FUUCKKKKK

WE TRUSTED YOU, SHITLAND

FUCK FUCK FUCK

What's causing him to age?

Why is USA making fun of Finland again?

>finnish defending

HAHA NA BTFO

SCARRRRR

Put 300 euros on Russia win, get fucked NA :^)

>Markus Sprucemeddow
>good

>FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO >FINLAND BTFO

How JUST can this tournament be? That Mikke post too

2.8 million, on a bridge contract to prove he should be paid more
Putting him in as a center was a huge mistake

same reason canadians shittalk during the playoffs

Time

Recoil from his le hard shot from le left point.

nice pass

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol is the Finnish lion stabbing itself in the head? What a dopey country.

>CAPTCHA keeps having me select more and more images

Fuck your shit, Google. Fucking thing wasn't a store front and I selected it anyway.

Time most likely

>and_finland_loses_again.png

WEW

What? There are Canadians playing then, there will literally be no more Americans playing in this tournament

:DDDDDDD

post boipucci

lel

IT'S NOT FAIR

NOT

FAIR

HAHAHAH GET FUCKED LIL NA TWATS

SLAVA ROSSIYA

scar

time

I like that he doesn't dye his hair, he looks like some spetznaz who saw some shit killing churkas

NEVER TRUSTING FINLAND

...

brb im offing myself

>the city of Ville Pokka-Jyrki Jokipakka

>babbies face when they thought they clinched their spot for the semis but realized they actually left their fate in Binland's hands

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPA

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASK

FINLAND

CAN

SUCK

MY

BIG

BLACK

DICK

Finnished

So, is Finland or USA the worst team of the tournament?

..good shot binnland...good change binnland...

gg good night

HAHAHAHAAAA

MARJAMÄKI BETTER START FILLING SOME JOB APPLICATIONS

get your shit together pekka

LMAO
HAHA
IM NOT EVEN MAD THIS IS GREAT

Losing doesn't even feel bad knowing that this stops any and all american players from qualifying.

>tfw way too lit to care anymore

TRUST A FINN, END UP IN THE BIN

>FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH >FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH

lol

binnland eliminated NA

aka America's team

akakakaka half the team is full of Canadians

KEK

lmaaaaaaaaaoooooo

i love finnish men

usa scored a goal

Finland loses again :DD

Good night meme team

Can't wait for training camp to be over

>Laine and Barkov are elite guys, no memes

Why do Finns always lie?

REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE FINNISH GOLDEN GENERATION DESTINED TO TURN FINNISH HOCKEY AROUND

REMINDER THAT THIS IS LAINE BUSTING IN HIS FIRST TOURNAMENT

Why are you asking?
It's Finland ofc

Finland by far. USA at least managed to win against Canada in the exhibitions.

POOSA is worst
Did czechs win any games?

WTF I hate Komarov now!

Seriously though, le can't push someone around unless he blindsides them man.

>hiring a meme coach

Please don't reply to me unless you post the area on your body in which you expell poo from

>one scored goal in the group stage
>shaky defenders

Finland is the worst.

The amount of yandeedoodle tears is soothing

HAhahaahah

FUKKEN LOVING THIS!

We were already out, now we just screw over all these McBust and Busthews cocksuckers.

Glorious tbph!

pooland

poolund

pooka paska

peeka peene

lelelelelel

Fatal outcome for the league. I'm sure they'll enjoy all 17 Russian viewers with enough oil wealth to own a TV.

>mad at komarov

same

NA was too good for this world, too pure. Of course it couldn't last.

>Finland fell for the Marjamäki meme
I'M LAFFIN NOW

where is bulju?

Post buljus and use meme power!

we will rise

(team) NA (team) NA (team) NA (team) NA

(team) NA (team) NA (team) NA (team) NA

HEY HEY HEY

GOOD BYE

I am unironically enjoying this, GO RUSSIJA!

kill yourselves American bandwagons
Trying to sponge off Canadian success

>first tournament

How many pictures of that girl do you have?

>your team gets eliminated and you still have another team to cheer for

Hahaha feels good to be Canadian desu

Stop saying mean things.

>implying they are even close to their prime

Jortikka will lead us to olympic gold!

#1 BOB OVER TORTS

Yeah but now busthews won't get injured in this meme tourney

Gj binland

Are there any actual good defenders on the team? Vatanen and the other meme are just memes

he's not my problem, he's a laffer lel.

>where is bulju

Murdering English

youtube.com/watch?v=_aMynRGjGg4

>tfw take a final chug of a beer and see a giant spider on the ceiling

Fuckin kek

It was a canadian youth team you cuck, stop riding canada's dick and claiming THEIR team

Kek

I'm sorry, USA

>Team NA bonds so tightly that they all threaten to hold out or not show up if they're not allowed to play together for the Las Vegas Crimson Knights

A girl can dream.

Should just join Team Europe in the next cup.

Bring Summanen back!

Pookipeeka
Pootta
Poovu
Lepeesto
Apoo
Pookka
Poopeekospee
Peene
Poopeenen
Pootanen
Filipoola
Peepoolainen
Poolund
Peepoopeenen
Peene
Poopa Paask

Is that the Seahawks tranny?

I think we learned definitively that both Matthews and Eichel were better than McMeme

>shart players scored all the goals

There were more Americans on the team than Canadians and the Americans were clearly better too

True

They have an OT loss

mfw I know all those players names

AMERIKANOS ABSOLUTELY B T F O, HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

HAHAHAHAHAHA COUNTRY OF 320 MILLION GETTING FUCKED BY FINNISH BULLS

>hey guys, i'm a girl

fuck off

Just this one

>The finnish golden generation is not even in it's prime
>That is why we are worse than team """"europe"""" and McBabby and friends

I just took a rask

We need to go deeper, we need Curre!

golden generation lads (ignore the 0 wins it's just a prank)

wtf I hate finland now

Summer's over, sport. Back to fifth grade for you.

eziest enemy for Russia

>murdering English
Kek

Matthews is Canadian property for the foreseeable future

i love you finland

i believe in Binnish meme magic. Prepare to be ass-ravaged nonbelievers.

3-2 final; Binland wins.

Would it be safe to say this team can't finish?

Should have bet on Russia instead of no one :/

>At least we have Finland winning the World cup in hockey to look forward too

I've literally never seen Barkov play hockey as bad as he has in this tournament.

>Korpikoski in charge of doing anything with the puck

No, just some angry floridian girl
>hedman btfo

>the city Mikael Granlund

huy

He murders english like he murders canadian prime pussy in Edmonton.

Canadians had more points you shit eating fartcucks

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i love you russia

It's because he's been playing with Laine

does the Barkov line have a single point yet?

>no russian posters

Do you think Putin is watching?

>>That is why we are worse than team """"europe"""" and McBabby and friends
That is correct. Most of them aren't even on the team.

What?

I would argue with you but after seeing Spurgeon's wifey I believe there is prime pussy in edmonton

I'm twice your age, faggot. Go back to le eddit

Post yfw Finland comes back to win in OT

how many goals did the savior of canadian youth, mcbust, have again?

>kepitaapelu

of course not

is it fair to say finland is even in this tournament because canadian players went overseas and had kids there?

Russians use 2ch.pm, m8

USA had more goals, Canada just got meme assists by charitable counters.

Try actually watching the games.

Holy shit I just made dung so huge and mighty I had to take a picture

Do I get banned if I post it here?

Filppula scored our only goal, Bsrkov line has no points.

Fuck you Carlos, goddamn

...

>.pm

what happened to the other websites?

this is bullshit, WCOH didn't provide free sauna services for Finns. Poor hosts in Toronto.

>They can't even break the lineup in the worst team in the tournament

Fixed

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>only lurks freedom.con

>watch for secret infiltration; missile codes
I gotta buddy

>binland

no, i won't delete your post for posting a pic of team finland

We might be the worst in hockey but check these #1's

USA wins:
>dude, fuck Canada. we are the best

USA loses:
>whatever it's just a meme tournament anyways.

Why is Binland so shit at GK???

>1
checked

Nice meme, guess all those Canadians who play for the US/win cups must be rightful American property
:^)

Correct, that's because they're so young. Laine and Aho made the team against all odds.

He is a passer, Crosby type. You wouldn't understand. Still better than any amerifat ever to play the game

>most guns per capita

Noice

How do people even compare Laine to Ovechkin?

Ristolainen probably having serious flashbacks from his games with Buffalo. Team Finland is a trainwreck

My country had more points than yours, fat faggot. Not to mention is blowing team USA out of the tournament

I understand goals>assists

He sure almost passed NA right into the loser's circle
;^)

youtube.com/watch?v=e6ecLjGn7D4

We're talking about team NA not team GRIT. It's clearly an American team. I don't know why you're so upset at facts.

How do you compare anyone to Ovechkin? He's truly one of a kind

Flashback from getting destroyed by Hedman earlier this week

>this buttflustered canadian
dont worry, the cup draught can't last forever
probably

One #1 is missing

Go binland

Well what did Ovechkin do when he was 18?

hahahaha we were only pretending to be good haha

Tell that to ovechkin.
Lame
>American team
>Canadians lead it in points
Sounds about right tbqh

What's the score, lads?

win a cup

Trudeau on skating

Do you skate well?

Moderately well. Hockey skates. I can skate backward. I can stop on a dime. The problem is, I grew up in Ottawa when there was no NHL team, so hockey was not a big part of my life as a sport. I didn't do a lot of playing hockey. No organized teams. My father didn't want to have to wake up at 6 in the morning to drive us to an arena out in Nepean.

Do you pleasure skate now?

Absolutely! This past weekend, my wife and my two kids went out to skate on Mount Royal at Beaver Lake. They absolutely loved it and [my wife]Sophie, of course, used to figure skate and skated rings, literally, around all of us.

Who taught you to skate and where?

A combination: learning with my father on the Rideau Canal, learning at school, Rockcliffe Park Public School. In my early teens, my mom and her husband, Fred Kemper (my stepfather), had a cottage on Newboro Lake and what often happened was the lake would freeze before the snow fell and you could skate for miles. We'd pack some sandwiches and skate along the lake. It was a lot of fun to be able to skate forever.

Do you consider skating an integral part of being Canadian?

For me, it is - part of a long list of things that involves canoeing, walking in the woods and appreciating a brilliantly sunny but -25 day. It goes with being a part of a northern country. Being able to get by on skates is important.

When I was a boy, "skating music" was waltzes. I've recently heard rap being played at rinks. What is "skating music" for you?

When I grew up, arenas always seem to play seventies classic rock - Journey, Survivor, Pat Benatar - so that seems to be the soundtrack that goes best with skating.

What is the pleasure in pleasure skating?

To get from A to B, there is something nice about gliding under your own power, not bogged down with a lot of equipment like cross-country skis or snowshoes. Your own way of getting by effortlessly on a very fast surface.

>draught
I would say the USA drought will end but you'd have to advance to the semi finals to have a chance
KEK

When you see it....

Hedman probably still cries himself to sleep thinking of Komarov though

>Koivu got injured
>Finland starts playing better

rly makes you think

Well he played in the olympics at 19 and was an actual threat to the opposing team. Also he didn't look like Bambi on ice.

>#1 in promiscuity
And still there are virgin Finnish flag posters here

lol

I think you can't win games if you literally don't score goals

that was nice -_-

Finland really does have it all
>except goals, they have 0

Do you guys think it would be funny if Finland scores 0 goals in the 3 games?

Then you should be familiar with "a girl can dream," newfag. Go burn some currency for heat and think about what you've done.

>this team that can't score

reporting in

Plz respond

it would, shame can't happen anymore

2 FUCKING PERIODS

SHOTS 10-10 FINLAND/RUSSIA

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS NOT SHOOT THE PUCK MORE

SHOTS WERE 50-19 CANADA/USA

2-0 Russia

>here lies Patrik Laine
>he never scored

Can you really be considered the "golden generation" of your country if you never actually win gold
Feel bad for Finland man. Also Laine can't or won't pass so good luck with that winterpeg

>160 minutes
>1 goal

Fuck. There go my Can v NA hopes

FINNS ON SUICIDE WATCH

i dunno lol

post butt

>Shitne

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Is 15 beers too much?

>And still there are virgin Finnish flag posters here

RUSKIS ARE STEALING OUR BULJUS

MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS MEME STEALERS

We don't care about this match.

Remember when the Finns said they would beat Russia because Russia is afraid of Finns and that the Finns are the Russians' worst enemies?

Those were the days.

Blueline, especially Vatanen like to shoot over the net and rest of the team passes when there's an empty net.

No one wants to play for Marjamäki in the memecup in the spring

Not any more that was after the Sweden game. Now we are just enjoying the ride to be honest

so normal state then

C'mon Finland

to be fair, the Red Army in 1939-1940 was led by incompetent political hacks instead of actual officers.

Nah

not enough desu x

as much as I'd like Finland to win and NA to advance, does anyone else find this funny, particularly regarding Laine?

that long blonde haired cunt is so cocky, and now he and his team are out of the tournament, with him having zero points

that depends, does being down 2-0 still make you sad?

Who here /drugs/???

Canadian commentators starting to get mad at team Finland kek.

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Delete this post you shithead

post nostalgia

>tfw

Aho is 20, Laine is 18 and they have played in big rinks all their life.

It's all about how Winnipeg and Carolina programs how they adjust to NHL life.

Is Finland aware of the fact that you have to score goals to win?

Remember when that one tripfag wasn't such an obnoxious waste of air? Me neither.

What's the score now? Is meme team finally kill.

LET'S GIVE FINLAND OUR POWER!

\O/
\O/
\O/

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Luckily Pulju isn't witnessing this shitshow.

It wasn't me, I swear.

>Ovie at 18
>In Russia shit league Dynamo Moscow, should be easy scoring right?
>13 G + 11 A in 53 games

>Laine at 17
>Finnish Elite league
>17 G + 16 A in 46 games
>Playoff MVP, Finnish league winner, IIHF WC MVP, IIHF WC U21 Gold

Just saying. I dont get this shit posting about Laine.

>1st line of Teräväinen-Koivu-Granlund
I'm pretty sure Marjamäki didn't get the memo

>2-0
Yes

Why is finnland so shit?

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slow and steady... right...?

He's too soft to play on the small ice. Guys basically a soccer player with stabby things on his feet

I have 24-15=9 beers left + a bottle of kossu. I just opened the kossu. Tomorrow no work thankfully.

You still have a change.

new

Most canadians are, unfortunately. Only country that hates Finland more than Sweden kek.

Also, we got no stakes here so we just want team NA to fall so it's cool. Comfy game though, MemeMarjamäki will be smoked out.

Third, Pokka and Vatanen are masters of giveaway

AHL defense against All-star offensive teams. Also no one knows how to actually score

I don't know. Still better than you.

What exactly am I looking for here, chief?

TELL ME ABOUT LAINE
WHY IS HE A BUST?

Why is Väänänen in studio? I'd rather have him lace them up and play some solid D than let Pokka or Vatanen or Jokipakka on the ice

He's literally elite. See

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They won wjc
we still talk about the 2005 team, it's like that for them

It's the new coach. Talks a lot out of his ass.

>bald at 18
>be a bust

miserable

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Why Ovechking so good ?

>Laine
>Eichel
>Reinhart
>Barkov
>Murray
who'll be the biggest #2 bust?

Bustkov

Damn Grandpa, mad respect

why aren't there Russians on Cred Forums?

Fuck you, everywhere I go I'm reminded of 2006

because Cred Forums is full of gay degenerates and russians don't want to see that

it was by far my favourite game of the entire run

Game 3, right?

Hahaha

>Russia SHIT league 2004

>Jagr, Lecavalie, Datsyk, Kovalchuk, Richards, Heatley, Elias,Nylander,

>>Finnish ELITE league
nothing

canada not even important enough for the wallet experiment