OFFICIAL HOUSTON TEXANS VS. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS GAME THREAD

Yeah my man

>he's a student of the game

>tfw texans about to get blown out by a 3rd string qb

the first good Thursday Night Football matchup in like 10 years

What's the line

How can Texans honestly not be favored?

its on twitter for free

>twitter

No.

>shaving your eyebrows
>then paint them again

What did she mean by this?

WE OUT HERE

JACOBY GON LIGHT IT UP

>that pic
Kek

Why do these Jaguar ads have a British narrator when the company is Indian?

holding a fat Bong rip during the anthem

WE

>Jacoby Brissett is actually the starting QB for the Patriots

>Brady thinking about the kfc's chicken little

These jerseys are dogshit

Because "thank you, come again" doesn't sell cars. What a waste of trips.

Bill Cowherd is a national fucking treasure

Is gronk playing?

I am not hoping for an injury, but seeing some ((edelmen)) meme qb snaps would be funny

Yeah.

kek my first thought too

>that fat goblin tweet on the side

JJ Watt is going to make this N**ger forget what country he's originally from

>good

>3rd string meme QB dominates Toxins defense

B..bu...buttt Watt is elite doe

He's gonna hit him so hard that he'll remember his dad

twitter nfl doesn't work in canada

>this intro

>yfw the Pat's starting qb is just a dabbing Warren Moon

Dear god this song is awful

The giants would bootyblast both of these teams

Look at all these empty seats

Was there a Google riot in Houston last night?

kek

remember that time that everyone thought that the texans were hot shit and the best team ever and then got absolutely rekted by the pats?

thats why

More like a dabbing Quincy Carter tbqh

>houston

its in new england 30 min before kick off you fucknutter

Streams anyone?

Who are the commentators?

Im pretty sure it is even honestly, at least on the site I use

I wish Jimmy comes out and plays rather than the black QB

TV for Windows

>yfw

twitter.com

nfl.com

((gottlieb))

Just use a search engine you stupid dirty Google

awww the pupper wants to take a rip :3

Big guy?

>i saw the jew sign on wikipedia today lemme use it in every single post

Cocaine is a helluva drug

Does anyone else think Bill Bilichick a good Caster?

For (you)

goo DOT gl/p5ZmHq - 720

deleting soon

>Edelman is 2nd string tonight
This game has a chance to be amazing

DREAM ON

FEELIN'

GOOD

MAYNE

Why is thier so much liberal propaganda in a football game?

PATRIOTS GONNA GET REKT

JJ WATT GONNA GET 4 PICK SIXES ON THIS NO NAME THIRD STRINGER

>tfw no fate spinoff starring Tom Brady

>2015++

simms and nantz

I'm scared bros.

jews

Why do these sideline reporters have such shrill voices?

WALE, THAYRE TEXANS THRU AND THRU

How mad are patsfags gonna be when they lose? Everyone here expects Toxins to lose.

Who everyone betting on?

Very VERY MAD

>inb4 we aint mad

Maybe a RGB (0,0,0) Elvis Grbac

Reminder

How is belichek going to cheat tonight lads?

They can't control their voice because they're in a loud stadium that's miles away from civilization.

The one smart analyst picking new england

also, brighton is advertising on Cred Forums?

Bottleing up nantz farts

He's holding all of bobs family hostage in the suite.

That actually makes a lot of sense.

Including his retard son?

Lmao black guy sounds like DC

>Blue Man Group

Who tex/a/ns here

GIRLS
GIRLS
GIRLS

Tim Brody is going to put on Brissett's jersey and pretend to be blackface

>that slow mo snap
kek

How much do you think Blount and Gronk are going to get fed? I don't have a ton of faith in Beef Brisket, but as long as he gets the ball out of his hands quickly the Pats have a chance

I think a lot of ppl expect Pats to lose.

>3rd string QB
>hightower out
>gronk is hurt
>texans defense looks almost broncos-tier

Your not a pats fan are you friend?

>Majority of the receivers are white

all this praise coming at houston. AFC south lads, prepare for a drubbing.

Especially his retard son.

FUCK

Gronk or Antonio Gates?

It's about time Bawwston gets their shit pushed in.

38-13 Toxins

>wilfork

We're not winning this game.

You bet your ass I am

OYEZ!!!!

Also, whos ready for them double split tight end sets ala gronk and hernandez

I'm just watching to have some entertainment

I wonder what team is the Nene of the NFL.

Three and 0hh you feel so good.

>Gates
he's done man. But fuck off to your own thread fucking fantasy fags are cancer

Why does the NFL require teams to wear the same helmets all year?

Let's fucking GO!

>starting mcLELan

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>haha wow the texans are great, they beat the patriots without half their team!

It just werks

Why are the Texans copying the Patriots?

Could you be a bigger scumbag?

it shall be

Brady switched between the new Revolution helmets and the old school helmet multiple times one year.

>Damage Control this early

Texans win
Oh the pats were missing errbody

Texans lose
Oh man pats are the best team to have ever lived!!

>unironically using the word scumbag

Ok...no one wants to answer?
If you didn't bet on the Patriots you already lost.
screencapit.jpeg

The design/color. Not the literal, actual helmet.

Texans are missing some key players too but sure, pal. Rev up those excuses.

this user has it right, both are true

>3rd string QB
>beating the Texans

kek

I just saw youtubers in two straight commercials.......

Desperate.

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>it was a passion that could not be spiked

I don't know how to bet, but if I did, I would bet on the Patriots

Truly the patricians word to accurately describe a pats tripfag

Who watt x gronk fanfiction here

Where are my /comfyneutrals/ at?

jesus bill what are you wearing

Do they even squat brah?

those pats color rushes are dope

right here m8

my favourite is in the NFC, have no side

I don't understand how people are read and write fanfiction of real people

I think he bought like a XXL shirt and then cut off the sleeves

I'm sitting Edelman. How much am I going to regret this?

looks like his usual cutoff hoodie, then he grows out the full hoodie when to accommodate the colder weather come wintertime.

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>literally no ass

by fucking your mom

>tfw when you don't understand why you want to buy a lincoln, but you do

Google/10

They used to be able to switch designs until the NFL made the dumb rule that each player must use the same helmet throughout the season for player safety.

G-go texans

NFCfriends, here

>have cute friend at work
>obsessed with her feet
>glance at her feet today and realize she has six toes on one foot
>mfw

Stupid Nike not coordinating with the teams and the NFL about scheduling and color choices for Color Rush.

whats the appeal of butts?

Hello I am here now

Are you homo?

Who else /maxcomfy/ here?
>Neutral
>watching InfoSec lecture on laptop
>cup of coffee
>cat sleeping next to me

Btw Houston is gonna win but desu I don't really care who does. I just hope Hopkins scores like 30 points for me.

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the bigger question is

if he plays qb, how does that effect fantasy?

the next fantasy thread will be titled
>He benched Edelman edition

>footfaggot
Pull the trigger just for that

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>cat
Check out this literal faggot

lying on couch, just ate 10 twinkies, probably gonna eat a pizza next, how do i keep my great body?

obviously it boosts his value by a lot

>trophy phases through hammer
mediocre

>the city of houston is a big small town
>not different from when I was a kid

The city is like 10 times larger than it was 30 years ago

Just suck on that stub.

I was gonna sit Edelman and put in Coates against the shitty iggles secondary but fuck it, let's see what this Google QB can do

das jus more to lick mayne. whats wrong wit dat

Drink some beers senpai, my pizza shop delivers them

but how does it effect scoring

no, i just dont understand the biological draw of them. i can see the appeal of say hips/breasts, but not butts.

either way, whichever team wins, the winning team will have 2 wins over everyone else in their division. hopefully this game isnt garbage

>studying IT
enjoy your lifetime employment, fag.

>Bostonians sounding like New Yorkers
Fucking cucks

>gf won't let me watch TNF because she'd rather watch a chick flick
well, i'll see you fellas on sunday.. can't have an upset gf

>cradle to the grave

THE TEXANS DIDN'T EVEN EXIST 15 YEARS AGO

this ad was comfy as fuck.

Why didn't I order pizza...

They get points just like anyone does. The positions are just there so you can't stick 5 QBs in the lineup.

>What are they going to do, hurt our quarterback? We'll throw Big Papi in there
I love that guy

Pats lookin good in the color rush, but they would have looked much much better in red

OUT OUT OUTTT

>Patriots
>Black quarterback

Holy fuck

Steelers literally played a game last year with Heath Miller as the 2nd string qb. Stop acting like this shit doesn't happen every year.

POST
YOUR
BEER
HERE

But what does her son want to watch?

youtube.com/watch?v=vTVs9UnKXkE

Fire, should have been the intro song.

You will see.Defense steps up...
Pats take an wwwearly lead...
run ball down TX throat...
Proffit.....

This is accurate.

Last time I tried to find a new job I got a call on every one of my applications.

....but the work is soulless

literally the same as qb scoring except in the WR slot.. so basically he could potentially put up monster numbers.. risky to bench

You can only reply to this post if you've been a fan of your team since its inception everyone else is a bandwagon baby.

>nigger qb
always a bad sign.
i'm worried you guys

why are American nfl fans so fat
literally not one fit guy

it would probably get to your place in time for the 3rd quarter

they don't sound anything alike fucktard

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You better watch what you say kiddo

*unsheaths katana*

osweiler is such as fag

>muhh colorblind

Branch one underrated mufugga

Americans are fat in general.

well, that is the shittiest pic i've seen on Cred Forums these last two weeks.

Pats unis are sexy as fuck

Who /better than both of these teams/ here?

No, I've already ate dinner

Its so weird seeing the Pats with a meme QB. Its either going to be a trainwreck or teams are going to get rekt. Imagine a mobile Brady

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based fucking Hopkins

What happened to Malcolm Butler?

STARTING EDELAMN AND HOPKINS

LESS DOO DIS

They need to use their red more often

Logan Ryan is such garbage

Why can't you watch different things? Do you only have one TV?

One nation under Bill

Whoa, Anderson. You're supposed to be the receiving TE.

>been in league since '25

Nope, but I'm the third gen in my family to watch. Not sure if that counts, don't really care.

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I think they put him on Fuller cause he'/ fast as fuck

>Texans seeking 100th all time victory
>as a franchise

Oh my...

Brock Lobster going to continue his undefeated streak vs the cheatriots

she doesn't want to watch alone

now its going to be all fuller and amedola

Based defense

This, do you see all fatasses in this thread eating pizza/drinking beer without working out

should have gone full pic related desu

>osweiner

The Patriots always play badass grunge music and dadrock in their stadium.

Holy FUCK Sheard looking lean af

This line is really interesting

HAHAHAAH

>brock

I'm trying to eat a healthy diet. I heard carbs are bad. Is this true?

The fucking Pats player speared the fucker in the stomach. How is that a penalty on James?

>Tom Brady is literally being cucked by a meme qb right now

>shitpost how the Texans will btfo the pats all week
>have money on the pats winning

Who /devious/ here?

>Texans fucking up already
Well, we're fucked fellas let's go home.

has clowney played a down this year yet?
havent watch any texans games

>>female who can't even stand to do something alone

Whether you know it or not, you're expiration dating.

Yes, that mock up is sexy as fuck.

Who ready for Brisket???

JOSIE'S ON A VACATION FAR A-WAY

Who else ready for Brissett to put his nuts in Watt's face?

oh god a 3rd string nigger qb is actually happening.

>Tackled by Jersey

How much was he paid again?

eat greens bb

Ace stream here 217121b9d46047d437b3202312b9d068a52dba6a

>putting Ryan on Hopkins

Fuck I want to masturbate but the game is on.

I'm already halfway through an Ashlynn Brooke video

Houston is the second-fattest city in the world, right behind Mexico City. Football fans are also much more likely to be fat than the average American.

>Order a pizza online and get one free

Fuck yeah

Maybe I will go get a pizza tonight

>run into own teammate
>penalty on other team
it's happening already

>pats refball already

Atkins bro

how old are you and how much money do you make?

>cucked

>4 game suspension

I wish you reddit retards would learn how to use a term correctly before you make an attempt

Somebody please explain this Brady suspension to me. Why did Brady get suspended but not anybody else?

He hit the punt returner before he touched the ball

why when you have twitter?

Old facts

kys virg

>taking more than 30 seconds to bust

IT'S GRONK TIME YOU FILTHY NIGGERS

you stupid he hit cyrus jones before he caught the ball

4lyfe

>ashlynn brooke

Are you trying to make yourself suffer right now?

>JOSIE'S ON A VACATION FAR A-WAY
fucking love that song

He dicked another football team, the Colts, too hard, so the Pats were given a 4 game handicap where they can't use Brady

>expiration dating
can you elaborate on that? She's independent btw

hmm this pats kit is ugly

too much blue m8es

Carbs are as bad for you as any other food in excess. Only retards think carbs are bad

>black QB

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

>leaf

Who is this brisket fellow?

>Watching his team be ran by a BBC
>not cucked
wew lad

>rambunctious jj watt

>twitter
LOL

Based Jew doesn't know how to go down

Only on a low/no carb diets. Carbs in and of themselves are fine just try to avoid sugars and starches. Try and get your carbs from whole grains, fruits and veggies.

is edelman made of fucking stone?

This is suppose to be color rush uniforms.

She's hot mate

Chilling out couch, flipping through this game, Clemson game and the riots.

lol wouldnt a deflated ball be easier to catch?
>roach

Yeah, Nike is terrible at designing uniforms

QB TO JEWBACK

>Brisshit

You're killing me senpai

>meme QB
almost as bad as Osweiler

Bitch WHY

Okay I didn't hate these Patriots uniforms before, but actually seeing people wearing them makes me realize how shit they are.

>3 AND OUT

HE'S A BUST

>Edelman gets knocked out the game before the qb
Please no

Is Brissett elite?

WHY YOUS THROW LIKE A NIGGER, BOY

Pats unis are fucking sick

desu they look like a throwback that was updated to reflect modern themes

Best thing to come out of the filipines

>team ran

Belicheck runs the team you retard. The nog takes orders like everyone else.

>three and out

>a black third-string QB

So how badly are the Pats gonna get btfo?

>meme qbs

>throwing fades to white manlets

>le disappears in primetime games man

>dindu QB

WHY

This is what happens when we don't have a cracker QB.

>Houston
>American

Just more fat Mexicans

>Nigger qb

Texans jammers suck. Never gonna get a punt return.

>a fucking egg

Over/under pass attempts for Edelman: 1.5

What you got niqqa

seriously though, dude's tough as nails. Might be toughest dude in the league honestly.

Brisket is the first black starting QB for the Pats

Like a food product has an expiration date, and it won't last past that date. Expiration dating is when there's an implied finite end at some point. I'm memeing in this case, but a better example would be meeting a girl while studying abroad and you get in a relationship but you know it's over when you go home. If she's independent you're fine though.

i'm on nofap right now and conserving all my semen in order to gain superpowers.. not sure if its working yet

When will adidas stop with this "street kid shouts at us"

>3 days to prepare as a starter
>rookie

He's going to commit plenty of mistakes, watch

full navy bodysuits looking kinda weird/dumb though iyamf

>Avoid starches

No. Starch is good for you, once again, it's about excess. Rice and Potatoes are rich in starch

>a fucking TSUUUUUUUUUU

wtf man? 30 yards pass for 3rd&4 of rookie qb's first drive?

hogans over 6 ft tall sir

They are generic garbage just like 80% of the color rush collection

WELPPPPPPP.

yo anyone got a stream

If the pats offense can't stay on the field, the pats defense will be shredded. Pats d isn't particularly good, and this isn't a new thing. Long offensive drives have always given the pats D an advantage because they're almost always pretty fresh.

youtube.com/watch?v=DzJ8zI0vwfs

should i even watch this game?

this nigger QB is sad.

HAHA >BLACK QB DO I FIT IN GUYS??

apkfifa.com/nfl/houston-texans-ny-patriots.html

His check down was wide open, Brisket is just shit

its on twitter, you dont even need an account

twitter.com/

>yfw brady suffers a season ending injury on week 5
>yfw meme black QB tanks the pats

Yeah its called stop being a poorfag bandwagoner

ikr? fire belichick when?

Houston isnt even top 10

I think you mean Katrina refugees - changed the face of the city in a decade.

apkfifa.com/nfl/houston-texans-ny-patriots(dot)html

working for me, in HD

It's streaming free on Twitter dumb fucks

tnf.twitter.com

Kevin Johnson seemed to be struggling to keep up with Hogan. Kevin Johnson is slow as fuck. Same with last week when he had the ball, he's too slow.

Thats exactly my point, why give yourself blue balls right before the game starts

Read the thread first you retarded nigger
nfl.com

>inactive player
>getting attention by raising le fist

ITT....dumb niggers not betting on the Pats....Hahaha

Twitter

how was your day, user?

This. Pats D is very very good, but not if forced to play for most of the game. They wear down really easily, especially the secondary

interesting that you can deduce all that based on the fact that she wants to watch a movie with me

yeah

>pees on you

Jimmy is going to be back up next week dipshit

nigger detected

>good
>carbs

Thinking about quitting watching football, guys

It's not exciting enough to override the questionable morality

stream anyone?

sportnation is down for me

>The American South
Just let them secede pls nothing of value would be lost

>show a clip every time a nigger kneels or holds his hand up during anthem
they're never gonna let this die will they

stream?

twitter.com

Nice throw ref

Rookie out of NC State. Parcells and Weis are big fans

stop fucking showing these dumb niggers holding their hand in the air like they're waiting for a banana

nice refball spot, bett hat old fuck has a redneck accent too

Nofap makes me want to kill people

Relax. This is Cred Forums. We banter here.

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why the fuck is this game on twitter. now poor people can watch it without needing to get a job in order to afford cable... this country is in free fall

>not even measuring
>ref from outta nowhere giving them the first

what is this bullshit?

wat would you do to her

He's clearly a yard short

>be ref
>not in line with the first down, but behind the QB
>"yeah i definitely can tell dude it's a first"

anyone got a stream

thanks bros

>timeout houston
wat

This quality is insane

It's streaming smooth as fuck too

Houstonbros report in

>ctrl + f "meme qb"
>only 6 matches
What happened? We used to be so good together.

fucking keke

Will we see a fumble from Houston or interception from NE first?

>refs on direct line with Goodell

With one picture prove that you are white and not a Google.

WE

lmao

>in order to afford cable

NFL games are always on network tv though

Eat her poop

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>lets give the pats more time to look at the replay
>lets throw away a time out
jesus christ texans

poor people always found a way to watch football

>bill wearing sleeveless hoody

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Holy shit does anyone else hate listening to Phil Simms mumble incoherently?

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that TNF was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA a real FOOTBALL TEAM) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl broncos

why is it on streaming sites then? same logic

that looks fantastic m89

>cable

The first few Thursday night games air on CBS so you don't have to have cable.

It's on CBS, too. The first 10 Thursday night games are.

>cable

Negro this game is on regular tv

The fix is in already?
Clearly didnt make it

(((Dollar Shave Club)))

Seriously hate that they are fucking bringing attention to it. Just fucking ignore it and they will stop.

>nissan titan

Shittiest truck behind dodge

Not even close to a first down....

>3rd string rookie starting
>getting refballed in the first 5 minutes
I see Goodell is pulling out all stops

When will twitter fucking die

Have sex in the missionary position while holding her hand

Try harder with the b8 next time, fampai.

makes these guys look like pussies

CHICKEN PARM

Me too thanks

dumb coons everyone

Who dis qt asian with a hat dancing in the twitter ad?

WHOA DID I FUCK UP STARTING GRONK

WHOA DID I FUCK UP STARTING GRONK

WHOA DID I FUCK UP STARTING GRONK

badoop doo doop

I NO LONGER AM A PRO

omg

"Shalom, Julian!"

his outfit tonight fucking bizarre

Touch her with my weenus

this activated my ptsd of my kid cuisine pudding having corn in it from long ago

thanks lad. I'm a fucking retard and should kill myself.

what's the white thing on the meat?

now I have to go listen to Aerosmith

Nah, but he is a a hater

Shame her for wearing white face.

Wtf is bill wearing

>I have nothing to talk about in my life therefore those who do take part in modern culture deserve to be silenced.

How's therapy going? Seems like you've missed a few appointments.

take off my shirt to show her my sixpack and hope she blushes and laughs kinda embarressed and pretends not to look.

GRONK DEAD

>Ryan 10 yards from his man
G-Good....

>Just when the Mannings left the league, Brock is now just starting. IT'S NOT FAIR!

What did Fraud Brady mean by this?

>mfw watching football and riots

EXCLUSIVE BB COLOUR RUSH APPPAREL

SING WITH ME, SING FOR THE YEARS

youtube.com/watch?v=hHRNSeuvzlM

TOP 10 TEAMS RIGHT NOW
1.Steelers
2.Eagles
3.Vikings
4.Panthers
5.Raiders
6.Texans
7.Cowboys
8.Titans
9. Broncos
10.Patriots

as are all Pats games I believe except for SNF/MNF

>Like spaghetti on a plate

brocks throwing motion scares me

Hello newfriend.

REAL TALK

Why don't they relegate the bottom 2 NFL teams to the next league down in Americaland, who wants to see these Dolphins or Browns against good teams ever?

I think it'd make it more exciting for everyone.

t. Exchange Student in CA

It looks like a piece of macaroni.

Phil is memeing haha

>Osweiler

What a lame throw

Dude has no power and shit mechanics

Yeezy x NFL SZN 5

He's got a 3rd string QB throwing to him on a short week vs this Defense you idiot

I like you

hey

hey guys

hey guess wat
niggler

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

It's so fucking weird how Bill somehow manages to have 1 Kyle Arrington on the defense at all times, and now that he's gone Ryan has just assumed his powers

>it's like spaghetti on a plate
what

>Raiders
>5
"no"
maybe top 15

EDP pls leave

>3rd and 9
>run

What

>3rd and 8
>run

>Why don't they relegate the bottom 2 NFL teams to the next league down

There is no next league down

>running on 3 and 8

This Texans offense is just stupid.

>iggles
>raidniggers
>cowgirls
>shitans

G8 B8 M8

>running on 3rd and 8

xD

keeps fucking telling me an ad blocker is preventing me from watching the game

Cam
Carr
Osweiler

This is the next generation of elite QBs

>running the ball on 3rd and long
>burning a time out
great "team" you have Houston

nice hivemind

Not the guy you responded to, but Twitter is pretty shit. At least FB, Instagram, and Snapchat have their uses.

>3rd and 8
>run

Fuck off bill, miller is shit

Does anyone else notice this? That was a fucking weak throw for someone wide open. He had a big ass Tebow wind up too, how is he successful?

that's fair ans accurate, and I hate it

>7 second throwing motion
>does a fucking squat as he releases

Who taught this nigga to throw?

games gonna be a 0-0 tie

Bill is in his head, Texans already that scared of turnovers

>3rd and 8
>Guard trap

None of that is remotely true

every single time Cred Forums

you people act like you know how to playcall

They should have to play in the NCAA Div 1

It'd be hilarious to see Old Dominion beat the Browns

Get anti ad-blocker killer

>run on 3rd & 8
wut

>Titans
>Cowboys
>Raiders

is he a receiver baby?

>People think the Eagles are good for beating two of the worst teams in the league

>being this retarded

>IT'S LIKE WOOOOOOOOWWWW

.
,
oy goys

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....consider disabling adblocker on the site

fucking go for it on 4th and short, you have the capability to pick up the short yardage. if you actually want to win the game, don't be so conservative.

Osweiler is overrated, why do you think Elway refused to pay, he knows he ain't special.

I cringed hard as fuck when I saw it desu

>"people" will unironically buy the iphone 7

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Why did they film Doug's scenes first?

not realizing that houston played right into BBs hand with that playcall. jesus its like you dont think 7 moves ahead user. bet you still play 3D chess also

>Eagles that high
You must be faded

Bill O'brien is more conservative than Kubiack.

enjoy your win and 3-0 pats

>no one out pizzas the hut

Okay smart guy
Tell me why you should run on 3rd & long

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put fucking EDLEMEN AT QB NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Twitter's usage is to have a permanent and public quick journal for for thoughts and happenings throughout the day. FB is a journal/diary. Instagram is an old polaroid book like your parents have, and snapchat is the pictures they took and probably got burned by some old college fling.

So.....what again?

>not drinking god tier southern star with yer bbq

Cmon bruh

HUMBLE REPPIN

שלום יוליאן

because your QB is brock osweiler

Ryan seems to be an interception magnet as the most random of times though, Arrington wasn't

>"No one out-pizza's the hut"
this ad got greenlighted

>texans are doing okay against the pats

ask your dad

Gronk looks 50% right now, not healthy

try harder

>no one out pizzas the hut
>out pizzas the hut
>pizza the hut

Mine came in the mail today senpai

BOI SHE DABBIN

>BIG GUYS

Why do people run at the patriots? They can't play pass defense.

that's cuz arrington was a useless hunk of shit

>Briscuit

wow you must have thought you were pretty smart and clever coming up with that huh

Good album

>pudding
it was always a brownie if i remember correctly

...

You have a GOAT QB, but run on 3rd & long?
I don't follow

Refball the pass was 5 yds out of bounds

What's this

Here come the refs to bail out the Patriots yet again.

When's the last game they won fairly?

how? I am horrid at computer shit

...oh... it's going to be one of THOSE games for Blount

Eh, I feel like he got the ball hawk name that very first season. Ever since he's gotten end-of-game hail mary picks from Tannehill lol

>that was a good call
how delusional can you be plus that shit wasnt even catchable

Maybe 4 years ago, their pass defense is pretty good now

Holy shit look at him go.

MEME TIME

>thank you greatest ally

Im no expert but doesn't #7 throw too high?

>A sliding kick
what did he mean by this

watch that nigga run

thats the ugliest jersey ive ever seen

You mean every game?

>Jacoby Vick

I knew Bill was gonna try to cash in on these meme qbs when he drafted him

meme qb with the run!

daaaaamn that tackler got frozen

>The epic defense of the Houston Texans
>Can't trounce a third stringer whose backup is the WR

WOOOOW

When we want advice on failed coup we'll call you roach

Get back in your motel

OH SHIT HE RUNS

BRI$KET

you think mcdaniels is running the same stuff he ran with tebow?

Better watch out for those black QBs, running is in their DNA

MEME QB
MEME PLAYS

he's shit, it'll be 2-1.

No its not

>patriots qb scrambling
this disgusts me

> doesn't know PI still

you guys follow the tabloid part i guess

Teams are going to be lining up to sign one of the Pats' backups.

>inb4 the Bears trade Alshon Jeffery and the Sears tower for Briscett

Run was cute better not do it again watt gonna kill his ass

Bill is going to force push that ref who gave the Toxins a 1st down
Like last Sunday

a sysdem qb ;DDDDD

the ravens didn't think so I guess

it is

>Nantz giving Simms a sympathy laugh for Simms's shitty joke
Nantz is alright.

CAN'T STOP 'EM

A SYSTEM QB

just need 1 game senpai

don't worry, me too

BLACK QB TO BLACK RECEIVER
BLACK QB TO BLACK RECEIVER
BLACK QB TO BLACK RECEIVER
BLACK QB TO BLACK RECEIVER
BLACK QB TO BLACK RECEIVER
BLACK QB TO BLACK RECEIVER

tackling is an optional aspect of texas football

AND HE KEEPS RUNNING

THIS MEME DEFENSE

NIGGA 100 IN ALL STATS SHAKING OFF THREE DUDES

Ayy darkie to darkie

No it isn't. It was good enough in 2014 but it's never been great.

>people made fun of me when I got super excited for my draftfu
Based as fuck

Every call against the team playing the Pats is refball. That's all there is to it.

CANT FUCKING TACKLE. FUCK YOU TOXINS

...

Agreed, the only time I'm used to seeing Patriot QB's scramble is when they're denying cheating.

It's really not. While I admit it is more college-flavored than other color rush jerseys though.

I like it.

new

XD

is briskett elite

CANT STOP THE SYSTEM

is it pretty much a given garoppolo is going to the browns in the offseason?

HOW CAN WHITE MEN EVEN COMPETE???

>Black QB
>Black receiver
This is the new Patriots meme age, embrace

chargers color rush uni is fire

New England Patriot White Power dominance era is over

>not expecting the texans to somehow fuck this up
C'mon everyone, it's the texans

Heem sleepy

>Arguing over something subjective

But seriously, that's pretty ugly

its the ugliest thing ive seen in my life

It's definitely not great, but they have good and competent corners now, and a great safety. You can't pass the ball 50 times on them like before.

when is BB bringing Jimmy ? it is obvious that he isnt actually severly injured and BB is just afraid of JJ Watt murdering his shoulder. So obviously he had to bring Brisett and turn it down for Watt. The question is how long will it take to tire him out and bring Jimmy in ?

Mitchell is the real deal.

t. Georgia fan

If Toxins lose O'Brien kills his deformed son

Sully was good to be honest lads

>safety green

>we haven't been down the road b4
jesus lawd

No mirrors in your house?

Jimmy can't lift his arm over his head, he'll be out at least a week

needs to be catchable to be PI
just little gift

>can't throw a fade to Gronk on a midget corner

He's getting cut right now and Edelman's plugging in as QB.

>4th & 1
>redzone
>kicks a field goal

One can only hope. Why did Bill draft this nigger.

>I go for it on 4th down all the time in Madden, I don't know why real times don't!

FUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's a fumble.

>not a Texans fumble
GET THE FUCK OUT >REFBALL

exactly

fumbill

FUCKIN GET IT TOGETHER TEXANS

Walt Coleman's fat geriatric ass needs to be in a retirement home. This officiating so far is a fucking joke.

the ruling on the field is "changed"

based refs
Goodell btfo

>they won't be able to turn it into points

BASED JACOBY

BRISKETOUCHDOWN

the nigger dun did a score

HOLY SHIT RUN YOU SQUIRRLY NIGGER QB

FB is a journal/diary that allows you to post more than 140 characters, create events and groups, and discover pages that offer more information per post than Twitter could ever hope for.

Instagram is basically an online picture book that allows easy storage of pictures, a variety of filters (For whatever that's worth), and easy sharing of those pictures.

Snapchat is a gimmick, but one that works well. Girls are much more willing to send nudes with it too.

Twitter is...Facebook statuses that are way too short.

is that really a "brissett" donning that #7 or is that ma nigga Vick?

Is an Jacobs Brisket elite?

I agree with Irvin

Rename the lombardi with bellicheck

Lombardi was a one time scheme meme

Bellicheck is the entire system

Wins with a first , second and now third stringer

GG

LGTSS
>Toxins

INTERCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

god damn i love being a pats fan

>"I guess Brock didn't see Collins on that play"

and then brisket does nothing

DANNNNNY BOI

AAAAAND BRISKET DOES NOTHING AGAIN