/wcoh/ USA vs. Czech Republic game thread

Finland didn't get btfo by the very team they were built to beat, so they're not as bad in my book. Thanks for btfo of NA btw

This thread is for friendly conversation.

Shittalk over here boards.Cred Forums.org/sp/thread/71410496/

You guys ever been on a bender where you kind of stop eating?

>torts

Np, medals cannot me shared among countries.

Does anyone have a stream?

youtube.com/watch?v=v4H-G8-AML4

Yup, I once ate one slice of pizza and the rest was probably 3000 calories of vodka for the day. Dark times. It was snowing and winter so sunlight was very limited.

>torts

>Tortorella admits that some of his players cried when they lost to Canada

>mfw an American was fat near me

>USA

LOL

Great post user, so glad you felt it was necessary to post it in two different threads. I am so happy you did that, really lifting the reputation of Canada.

really makes you think

>par-easy in charge of following the rules

holy shit, his butt is ravaged

>Minnesota hockey players

>state of hockey

>state of hockey
>no cups

hello where are the czechfriends :3

>american """""""""""""""""""""""hockey talent""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

JUST

J U S T!!!!!!!!!!

I was rooting for USA. why the fuck are they so bad?

Johnathan Quick

I almost feel bad for the players that got dragged along on the torts meme train of grit.

Why do you guys hate Minnesota so much? Chubs is shit but it is a state that actually likes and plays hockey.

state of pedos

>Lemieux
>a girl
???

WAKE ME UP

(I CANT WAKE UP)

youtu.be/zghgaqM19b8?t=640
10:40
fuck quick

Nice maymay friend. Would you say you don't want to see Bjugstadt or Justin "I only score on the powerplay" Faulk on your team?

If yes I will accuse you of being Torts posting from the bench.

Minnesota is comfy.

Quick, Tortorella, MUH GRIT, memedefenders such as Johnson and Murray over players like Shattenkirk and Faulk, Kane was prohibited from raping and finally, too high expectations

I'm getting sick of seeing this. I hate that song.

I wouldnt want any pedosotans on my team

CHECK EM

youtube.com/watch?v=SzC8ND3pttE

>kongs
>quick

>He doesn't want Blake "I made 79 North Dakota fans kill themselves" Wheeler, Nick "unironically better than Barkov" Bjugstadt, or Kyle "I'll give you three chances to guess my race" Okposo on his team.

Don Cherry why haven't you retired, seriously....

dont post harambe pics you pedo fuck!

CZECHIA
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>bishit

GOOOOO

CZECHIA YOU BEAUTY

mfw an American was a fucking loser near me

Absolute dogshit

Fact - America would have made it to the semis, had Kane been given leave to rape to his heart's content.

JUST

>czech population 10 million people living in poverty
>usa population 300 million living in excess
>use getting btfo

this is embarassing

just fuck me up

one day the handegg meme will end

nigga, this country ain't that poor

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>this score doesn't surprise me

About time you fucking sharts

>implying you didnt have to stab mr petrov to get 15min on the village computer

RUH ROH

Team USA is shit and was doomed the second they made fucking Torts the coach.

Team NA is infinitely more fun to watch.

I was gonna shit post in another thread but, who am I kidding, this is surly the best place to shit post tonight.

ALL TIED UP
READY FOR PENETRATION

damn that was a sexy shot

So pathetic LMAO

Let's laugh at America ready?

Hahahahahahahhaahhahaahhahahaha!

>this still means nothing

Weird that a Canadian team would make dogshit their captain.....
Not to mention the teams with another American captain, a Swedish captain, another Swedish Captain, and no captain. Pretty cucked in my opinion.

would rather live in česká than usa desu

>bishart leaving the net

Anyone else getting flashbacks?

This I don't get. I would assume Sharia law applies in Toronto and he could rape freely

nice dubs

no, he does that every game

Prague is unironically one of my favourite cities in Europe

I CANT WAKE UP

fuck Sceck or however it's spelled

I think it's the 60% white america part of Kane that hinders him from his inner niggerism

Picture is misleading desu
It's a dirty and disgusting city; on par with London

Czech is the richest (per capita) eastern european country

same la x

love czechia in general desu

So this is a regular occurrence?

What if I told you there was a town called Dahlonega. Say it aloud and chuckle

>eastern european

Yeah thats what I said, they live in poverty

Da-loo-nigga?

Sorry, I havent been to India

Neither have I, it is in Georgia so basically Africa.

>czech players have to share equipment
>only 431 ice skates in the entire country
>still usa cant beat them

kekekekekkekeke

what would happen if they got rid of all players from Minnesota?

>or at least she'll take
sexist

SEXIST

>he never had to use his older brother's ice skates
Confirmed for being a paki that has never played the sport.

>Suter
>Parise

Shittier

>american pretending he played hockey

The team would roll 3 lines all from Michigan, Wisconsin, and New England, lead after 2 and blow their lead in the 3rd because they are so tired.

Did you just assume his heritage?

But it looks so quaint in the pictures

>not buying new hockey gear with your brother and father one day after christmas

The team would be a lot better.

You can just tell the minnesotan players are dragging the team down.

Every response is a stereotypical meme. Do you ever come up with something original?

>"guys I totally played hockey I just forgot what icing was you gotta believe me!!!!"

kek

lel did finland even score in this tournament?

Why not inherit gear if it fits you and works? Hockey is very expensive with ice time and summer training. Things like sticks and tape need to be new, but pads and skates, as long as they are sharp, can be reused.

I guess "no" is the answer.

Only once against team NA.

>Hockey is very expensive

4u. Also

>not being the older brother

>tfw the last time I went to Prague two vatniks tried to rob me in the Old Town

The stupid ruskies were really high and got their asses kicked
Maybe they thought I was an easy mark because I'm a 5'7" manlet

no :D

post music

youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

Well, I am one year younger than my brother but we grew the same height after I went to first grade and he was on second so I couldn't inherit any of his gear because we literally grew like twins.

Of course you can inherit, I understand that it's an expensive hobby in the long run

How autistic are you?
>your parents aren't super wealthy but loved you enough to support your interest as much as they could
>you weren't born into this world before a sibling, you a shit

>being such a beta cuck that you assume everyone else is a little brother

I've always been with a group of friends so I haven't seen any robbery attempts.

Some heatenings though, it's like the ruskies can smell finnish blood

autists tend to not be able to see gray areas in things and engage in repetitive behaviors

where area all tjhe Czechs?

do they have a strict bed time>

They've czeched out

and Goodnight, everybody

>he couldn't make older friends in the neighborhood that would offer him used skates instead of selling them back to the local sporting goods store
Autism confirmed

go USA...

What's the score, lads?

First thing I think when I see Australian aboriginals is "I wonder what's their average IQ"

google.com

who cares 2bh

1-1 5 min through the second. Are you at work? how can you check Cred Forums but not your favorite sports site?

1-1, 2nd period just started

POO SA
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S
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>he didn't have to drive 10 hours round trip to play for his team

booooooo

1-2 x

>2uter

sutter just scored on his own net

>a fucking own goal
wow. i dont even have words for how abysmally bad this team is

>Mild

I didn't know you could drive at 11 in Canada

Maybe we scored once in this whole tournament but we faced far better teams than this, damn.

And holy fuck, at least we showed sportsmanship and not give up and score own goals

>"GUYS CMON I TOTOLLY KNEW THERE WAS ONLY 3 QUARTERS I JUST GOT CONFUSED WITH BASKETBALL FOR A SECOND!!!!!!"

If I'm being honest, I'm sitting in bed, on my phone, with a TV in front of me and a remote two feet away, but I couldn't be bothered to turn the thing on and check.

read that as tooter

>says the only team we would have beaten

>Suter doesn't even know which net to score in

Wow, no wonder they got BTFO

You're an embarrassment

leave this place

Dude, it's not funny. Just quit...

t. trudeau supporter

shut the fuck up

Fuck The Cuck.

these samefags

kek

>Brno

As a mild fan I have this to say:
95% of the time Suter makes fine plays and looks effortless with his ability. He has no offense but plays a great D game. That other 5% when he fucks up it always seems to go in. Whether it is his mistakes are so big or he is unlucky I don't know. That last goal made me think the former.

He is definitely overrated and not worth the salary but isn't total shit either.

>"3 quarters"
>quarters

This triggers me.

Also, why the fuck are there asians in every single canadian commercial?

>staying up to 3am to watch a pointless match in a meme tournament

I'm not even gonna bother with a screencap to prove you wrong, just know that everyone in here is cringing at your sad attempt at bantz.

>USA and Finland lose every game while Canada goes undefeated

Can we just ban non-Canadians from /hoc/ now since subhuman nogs and mongols can't compete with whites in real sports?

first time i've posted in this thread. Kill yourself.

>cringing

hello r.eddit. thanks for joining us tonight

I think you mean Finns. Hard to tell your people apart tbqh.

there is a lot of Asians in Canada bro. everyone know this

>I cringe at things on an anonymous anime board
>why yes I voted for trudeau

I figured it was only Vancouver or something

You would be left with tripfags (kippers mostly) and the edmonton autist. Do you really want that? The greatest memer was a rags fan and Finland was a close 2nd. /Hoc/ would suck with only leafs.

>this projection
I live in Alberta and work in the patch.

that's their main base. but they're everywhere. even in small towns on the praries

Apparently Asian immigrants aren't that bad after all

yeah and you are probably the butthurt guy everyone hates

Buttblasted Oil Fan? Fuck that guy.

>mfw I had a crush on an Asian girl in high school
>mfw she turned up to be a total slut

t. nice guy

woooooooooooooooooo

all girls are sluts

ESPN announcers so fucking unenthusiastic. Faggots

>their mainbase

Kek'd heartily

RED WING ON RED WING CRIME

>abdul-quadir

>abdelminer: 1
>laine: 0

It depends. China is shit, Koreans that I know are based, I have no experience with Japanese transplants, and southeast asians are a mixed bag overall I would say positive.

They were just talking, during play, about what they were going to eat during the next intermission LOL

>3D pig disgusting girl was a slut

That's why you get a perfect 2D waifu, user

YES. the KING is BACK

>Abdel Kader

Is he related to Omar?

Well this is a meaningless game. I like hearing them shit on Torts though

>Brandon Saad

america is brown af fuck

Oh. Didn't know it was meaningless. USA already advance?

Massive casual here just turned it on and dropping in.

>american goaltending

BISHIT
I
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America clinched the semis, bruv.

Ameriniggers BTFO

>USA already advance?

How do I put this...

SUSTR
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T
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>bishit
conflicted feels

FIRE TROTS

BASED MILAN COME BACK TO OTTAWA PLEASE

PRAVDA VÍTĚZÍ
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V
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Hello

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOL

THIS SHIT COUNTRY IS ACTUALLY LOSING OT CZECH REPUBLIK!

KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

holy fuck what

how do you get juked by 2 disposable laffs?

Sup Rusbro

hello comrade

New POwerrankings

1. Canada
2. Sweden
3. Russia
4. Finland
5. Czech

900000000000. usgay

went and took my dog for a walk.
Missed two goals.
Fuck.

>make a team to "beat Canada"
>Lose to every team you play.

Embarrassing.

Why aren't they playing Scneider? He is literally the only decent goalie for the US.

still better than finland

this is better than 9/11

in czech they dont even have running water but they still win

boris has to wheel barrow water for ice rink to freeze ahahah

BIS4OP

everyone was blaming Quick its literally just the defense

>losing to the team you were built to beat

Nah.

>Schneider
he played like shit during the game he started also.

Substitute named for 3rd period for Team USA

T. Bag

>american goaltending
>11 given goals

My sides are in the orbit

Still pretty upset Team NA is out.

we have running water but sometimes its golden brown

>that good feel when this will turn americasuals off hockey

thank you based czechia for being the final nail in the coffin

I like this meme ranking more

iihf.com/home-of-hockey/championships/world-ranking/mens-world-ranking/2016-ranking/

>Russia
>the worst team
>german coach, swearing on press conference
>not the last place

tfw i can still bandwagon Team Europe because
>kongz

They were the fun team to watch. Every other team is something we've seen before and only 2 years ago. But NA was like watching a video game.

prosím

>montana's
not nearly as good as it used to be. I used to work there when we had the pre packacged ribs. Now they smoke them in house.
They were ten thousand times better when we got them pre packaged
They're terrible now

We fucking suck

>usa 11 given goals
>Finland 8 given goals

>american goaltending

>frozen, dead pupper: Team Finland
>communist: Team Russia

jesus christ

i fucking hate the USA so much

there's only 82,000 people in czech republik

only 72 players are registered to play hockey

and they're BEATING the YOU ESS of GAY

fuck america, so embarrassing!

this has to be some sort of sick joke. you mean to tell me USA can't win a single fucking game in this tournament?

Perhaps the fastest team ever assembled, but they aren't advancing. Makes one think.

>billy?

kelseys and montanas are way too similar and might as well be the same place

>bring back Team North America
christ no

we've seen an american player put the puck in his own net, i think that one canadian is right. they just have shit defense.

where the fuck is DON?

Moxie's ribs > Montana's ribs

>people actually liking the idea of team north america

disgusting casuals

wait, wait...

is it TRUE that the USGAY team was BUILT to BEAT Canada?

they can't even beat CZECHOSLOVAKIA!

that country doesn't even exist anymore!

how are you going to beat Canada!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

please explain USGAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!

>little brother complex?
USA is eliminated. They have shit coaching and have played even worse. They are on their way to losing to the two worst teams in the tournament and got embarrassed by the eventual winner. Granted that winner will win at their national sport. Only Finland will overshadow their shittiness.

only on for the good ol' ontario games

LOL! If the USA went away today Canada would be getting their faggot asses raped by mooslims

Canada isn't playing.

Literally only out because of a single period they weren't dominating, how ridiculous.

>american goaltending
American goaltending
>american goaltending
American goaltending

Worse s% and more GA, holy shit

>CANADA A
>CANADA B

Jesus fuck enough with the meme ideas

>I'd like to see it in London, England
me too lad, me too x

666 post to confirm muslims rape canada

>no wins
Fuck off with this shit. Could you imagine if we had won a game then fucking lost to the czechs to get knocked out? Holy fuck

so why aren't they playing the goaltender who puts up solid numbers without passing from being on elite teams?

they should fly Thomas up from his cabin.

how is it dumb?

Canada A will win gold
Canada B will win silver
Canada C will win bronze

and USA will lose to Kazakhstan and win relegation

KEK SHIT COUNTRY LMAO

The Wings/Leafs Winter Classic was the greatest looking hockey game of all time.

Anyone who disagrees is just disgusting.

It used to be Montanas>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>any other
but i'm sure youre right
The new Montanas ribs are terrible

asleep in his patterned rocking chair

They should let me be the goaltender

americans wont respond to this because they got btfo

I need to add that Finland has less allowed goals and better save% and we had NA, Sweden and Russia.

Usa had canadian overlords but meme czech and Team Europe and WE are called the shittiest team when we obviously are better than the american team

Czechoslovakia is not a country this is TWO THIRDS of Czechoslovakia that can beat a bunch of mutted minnesotans and inbred new englanders

...

hockeyville is EDM vs LA
how much rigging do you expect?
(for LA)

worst was "i'd like to see it in vegas"

i'd rather see it in moscow

Bil-LY?
BIL-ly?

>having to defend this team of shitters
this team is a joke, once matthews eichel and all the other kids turn into pros itll no longer be canadas game.
>Matthews will literally be better than Gretzky and theres nothing you can do about it

>justin abdul-qadir al-muskegon

why do i care what his son looks like what the fuck sportsnet you're better than this

Just wait til we get those NA players. We WILL be better

explain why it's canada's fault that USA is bad

Justin Abdelkader: "We're proud as a nation, as a team. We've come a long way, and coming into the tournament, we really believed in our chances. I even believe in our chances right now. If not for a couple of bounces and a few unlucky whistles, we would've been on the other side looking in."

LEL

USA ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEY COULD'VE WON

THEY BELIEVE THEY COULD'VE WIN A SINGLE GAME

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>imagine czechoslovakia
>now imagine half of czechoslovakia
>now imagine that half of czechoslovakia only has 74 registered hockey players
>now imagine that country is beating USA

HAHAHAHAHA stop imagine. its real

>tara slone
what ever happened to that hot girl i cant remember her name

>tfw America has fallen into hockey irrelevancy
can some finns come cheer me up?

>brandon saad al-pittsburghi

and by 2020 they'll graduate from the Babby squad

>sportsnet
>you're better than this

...

what the fuck is wrong with kipshit

>us rookies go pro
>matthews, who is on the leafs aka a canadian team, will be the next gretzky

now there's some monkey's paw shit

classic canadian nepotism

While it wasn't a winter classic the Wild/Blackhawks game was pretty based. There was an old fart game the day before and there was a light snow during the game adding to the atmosphere.

I don't understand why you would go to one though if you actually wanted to watch. Every photo I have seen from the stands have looked terrible.

well they are desu

i'd rather watch sportsnet than espn or nbc

>implying matthews wont bail to the sparkledogs the second he gets the chance

IF WE WERE GOING TO HAVE SHITTY DEFENDING AND GOALTENDING THEN WHY NOT BRING SOME GUYS WHO CAN SCORE AT LEAST LIKE KESSEL AND JOHNSON? REEE FUCK MUH PHYSICALITY SHIT

She lives for the (You)s and faggots keep giving them to her.

how can a statement be so wrong

i intentionally avoid giving it yous, but this time it seems to be going on a full out autism rampage

the feeling is mutual, I can be your peer supporter

Better to be American than kippers desu fampai

post the prettiest TSN host
fap to her before work

Czech Republic is 66.666666% of Czechoslovakia

now put your trip back on

just got home. is america actually being blown out by chechnya?

Good lord, I don't even want to banter about this.

lads

i'm calling up a couple of friends

they've never played hockey before in their lives

never laced up a pair

never seen ice except to put it into their drinks

we're only a group of 7 people

we're going to play a 60 minute game, we don't even know who's playing forward or defense or goaltender

we're probably going to have to play 50-55 minutes each due to not being able to substitute players as often

one of the person on my team is 72

the other is 8 months pregnant

2 of them are pre-school kids

what do you think our chances will be against TEAM USA, THE TEAM BUILT TO BEAT CANADA?

shut up fag

>that good feel when americasuals get btfo and they stop watching hockey and ruining the sport

THANKS CZECH

Someone in Vancouver go put kippers out of her misery.

It was worth it to see those pads again.

>2 of them are pre-school kids

the pedosotans on the team will be busy trying to molest them and you will get easy goals

POOESA: 3 PPs
Czechoslovakia (a country that doesn't even exist anymore): 1 PP

How the FUCK do you lose with refpuck on your side?

Why is POOESSA so shitty?

does anyone have dox i can prolly do dis

...

I'm going full native.
Drinking mouthwash and smoking cigs.
I just want to watch hockey
Go USA

absolutely howling at the state of usa

even the fucking czechs are running rings around them

Maybe but they're absolute shit compared to TSN

whatever

still losing lol

>ESPN's FACE WHEN THEY LOSE MONEY ON THIS TOURNEY

KEKKKKK

YES, comeback incoming, don't disappoint USA

>Minnesotan scores assisted by a Minnesotan short-handed
Canadian autists BTFO

>tfw you remember there is TEN YEARS remaining on sportsnet's contract

I am convinced that vancouver has the most cancerous fanbase in all of Canada, what the fuck? Dont they have healthcare? Do they get five times the vaccines than normal people because this shit is of the autisn spectrum

I'm watching on TV
Can anyone on stream captcha that QT with a Canada shirt celebrating?

>losing to Czechia when Canada destroyed them 6-0
How are we BTFO again?

LEL

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

HE'S ACTUALLY PROUD HIS NATIONAL TEAM SCORED AGAINST A COUNTRY THAT DOESN'T EXIST ANY MORE

EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE LOSING

the problem for you is most people only care about the nhl. i wanted to see NA win more than team US, just because this is a meme tournament that I dont give a fuck about

>bragging about scoring on a breakaway soviet republic

USA USA USA USA..
Am I the only person cheering for USA?

good sweden drop

bad rapist dubs

post again

Well at least OP was right. Czechia was not the worst team.

Talk shit next time a Canadian team wins a REAL cup. Fucking cunt ass whore

Okay, so how do I get a thing to filter kippers with?

>theyre learning if you shoot the puck things actually happen
what a fucking concept

>Worst coach of the NHL
>Coaching national team
>Chooses to focus on defense as opposed to scoring
>Swiss cheese defense anyhow
>No offensive production
>Coach says "This is how hockey should be played, the right way."
>USA disavows this team
>Hockey players bitch about it
>Wonders why USA hates their own team.
>Still wonders why after losing so many games.
>Currently blanked in group a.
>Hockey team will come back to a nation who will shun them for their dishonorable failure.

Does that sum it up for you?

>4th most popular sport in the USA
>Most popular sport in Canada'
Shocking that we lost.
You were told to fuck off by your fellow countrymen...

Are Czechs white or are they slavs?

the cream of the crop of the slaves

>4th most popular sport
>USA has the population of 9 canada's

still embarassing lellllll

looks like NJ vs Washington

>build team with beating Canada in mind
>get BTFO by every team in your group, including the very team you were made to beat

The ''we don't care'' card won't work this time, shart.

reminder to all torts haters that torts has won the stanley cup and theres literally nothing you can do to change that

>4th most popular sport in the most populous 1st world country on the planet
>meanwhile Germany/Argentina/Netherlands can compete and win cups/gold constantly in meme sports that about 10,000 or less people play seriously

We're just ass at men's team sports besides basketball.

>white OR slavs

I know the feel, Ameribros.

*gives hug to USA*

these accomplishments are overshadowed by him having sex with dogs

...

bit of both desu

so has Craig Mactavish

wait, who got injured?

I bet you think Irish are white

hemsky

Ales Heemsleepy

hemsky

>you now remember late 2000s 70 point hemsky

...

shit... hang in there cheques...

Nice that Torts let their best goalie in for the last period

This is honestly the most embarassing part. A team with one goal in mind failed at it. >implying 1/9 of the population even thinks about hockey
Have you ever been south of the border friend? There are like 6 states that actually care about hockey and one of them (Mass.) doesn't even share a border with Canada.

bishop has already been playing this whole game

yet another career wasted in the gulag of edmongolia

>that music

NHL 2003 NOSTALGIA

>torontonian ice

seriously the ice looks like shit tonight, bouncing pucks everywhere

I miss Hemsky

>making a mongolia reference instead of a chinese one
>3/10

>tfw you remember the oilels blew it in overtime anyways

wew

USA has just as many people who play hockey as canada. You should be dummying these tiny euro countries. Just face it youre shit.

it's a cold, flat shithole populated by savages. the main mode of transport is horseback for fuck's sake. seems apt to me.

except they won that game

>canadian whiskey

Why?

Huh...

I agree this tourney has been embarassing. But do you really think the best athletes play hockey? How did Canada do in the last olympics?
Short answer is the most gifted don;t play hockey like they do in Canada.

Who hasn't given up a single goal this tournament?

no,
>we
lost in a shootout

dallas won in a shoot-out

>edmongolian """knowledge"""

>losing 4-3 vs Czech Memepublic, a team Canada beat 6-0
how badly would USA lose if they played Canada?

what do finns drink?

I would bet 4-2

>Torts trying to make it up to racism by playing Byfuglien the entire 3rd period after mistakenly benching his big black ass the 1st game because he thought he was black and was gonna sit during the anthem forgetting the black his dad is BLACK but his mom is WHITE

Could Elway build a better Team USA?

mispost, that nugget was meant for the Pat's game bread

wrong it would be 10-3

>american math skills

>USA does it FOUR-THREE
fucking memes

canada is more scottish than it is english or 'british'

powerplay more like powergay lmao

stream pls

no.

er, more French, eh

>refpuck
>2 minutes of 6-on-4
>can't score

lel

imagine if that had gone in

6 on 4 against fucking czechia and they almost gave up another goal

taiwanese hk and the rare singaporean are all fine
dont forget filipinos - most powerful race on the planet

Canada not even top ten XD

>carlson

I didn't even realize they brought him, but they seriously wanted this guy over Faulk?

>lose
>chimp out

lmao, United States of Niggers

>Stepan was the 6th man
Why even pull the goalie?

lel Torts is running away

YANKS SALTY AS SHIT

ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS

BASED CZECHIA

Holy shit USgay. You got btfo, go out with some dignity

>Canada beat the USA September 20th 2016 by a score of 4-2 in the World Cup of Hockey
How fucking dumb are you?

>byfuglien

>win ZERO games
>immediately start a fight

>the shantytown of US of A

we did it lads, we beat a superpower

Saw that too. LMAO

ZERO

GAMES

WON

BUFFLIN CHIMPIN

AW SHIT NICCA

mfw 0 posters from czechoslovakia here

literally no one in the country cares after hockey

6,273 people in that country

and they beat USA

>that flag
>this topic
if i wanted to know about hockey, I'd ask a czech

Preaching to the choir friendo

torts is the worst coach I have ever seen

i'm so frigged up.
when is based torts appearnig?

savage

I'm here, m8
cool win for us

"Pretty sure coach wasn't happy (Byfuglien) wasn't on the bench." - Bretton Hull

priceless

>american goaltending

takova hodina...

congrats man, you guys deserve it

SOOOO many beautiful people from that beautiful country

Gg kurwitchki

6273 people. 18 computers connected to the internet. still beat usa

wow

Only one goalie didn't let up a single goal: the one that should have started every game.

>mfw NEET
>mfw don't have to wake up for work or school/university
>mfw I have no face
co dělám se svým životem...

Wow so you were proved wrong and resorted to childish bants?

thank god I was rooting for russia this whole tournament

Thank you based Czechs

>POO ESSAY

>not enjoying being a neet
Why?

thx, gl in semis
thx, Finbro

>former USA hockey exec died at 86 during this tournament
wow the team was so bad it killed a man

Good game m8.

We just wished our team cared like the country did... They'll be shamed to taking crystal meth before the year's over.

Overdose for the win.

dunno, man, mixed feelings...
thx
you'll do better next time, I'm sure

>Dat transition

Gee, I guess espn doesn't like hockey

Why didn't you take pulju for fuck's sake