OFFICIAL TEXANS @ PATRIOTS GAME THREAD #2

If texans lose this can we admit they're pretenders?

HOUSTON BRO HERE, IM FUCKING PISS THAT I ORDERED THIS NOW IF THE GAME IS A BLOWOUT. FUCK ...how did i do?

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Who /glad we didn't overpay Osweiler/ here?

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

>Texans can't tackle

Brady must have deflated their hands.

>Another year another entire conference that will let the patriots win even tho they are trash

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Which team is gonna bite and trade for Brissett?

How much did Houston play for that shitter Osweiler

shes from the group Stellar

Reply to this post with your favorite meme

Just eat yourself to death. It's your only option.

>visualmetaphorforthisgame.jpg

give it to me

You saved your money to overpay von Nigger

WHO MILDLY WORRIED ABOUT EDELMAN HERE

Browns

There's still t-time for fuller to get 100 yds r-right, senpai?

Is JJ Watt the most overrated player in the history of the NFL?

Can that guy with the black girlfriend show us her tits? Ill show everyone my muslim girlfriend sucking my dick

Your colon is about to be blown out

Could JJ Watt play in the Premier League?

No

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That was a good punt, but Ryan Allen has been sneaky bad this year and nobody has really talked about it. Handed the Dolphins good field position all day last Sunday, which played a factor in them moving the ball so well in the second half.

you having a house party or are you just american ?

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BILL IS NOW 6-0 WITH 3RD STRING QBS LMAO

Brady would have put up 21 by now, for the record

god osweiler looks awful

fucking wentz looks like a god in comparison

play Asiata friend. Trust me

is this wilfork's big return to gillette?

who /1-1/ here?

Is he even in the game? I'm watching on my phone and haven't seen shit from him.

fug. looks good

Browns

>You will never be a 3rd string QB

We're voting on beer cans now?

And it look like Brisket can't do much when he can't run.

I started Gronk

Always thought Brock was a really shitty QB and I am glad Broncos didnt sign him. feel bad for texans tho

>they keep running the ball

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he could play goal keeper and stop all the shots with his roid neck

>Steelers and Pats owl
>Stoolers bandwagoners in charge of knowing 2 AFC teams dont go to the owl

Keep fucking running on first down since that has been working well so far

>Osweiller is their quarterback
can you blame them?

>Miller is shit
>Brock is a poser

Texans set back 5 years

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CHECK THIS OUT

Can we save Hopkins?

>it's a random celebrity endorses a Premier League team episode

The Lobster tends to throw balls to the other side

>tfw casual nfl fan

what the fugg happened to my boy matt schaub?

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haven't watched everything, but how many snaps has Gronk played?

>implying he isn't already conceding defeat in the AFCCG

he's a cuck

>implying the AFC championship game wouldn't be the matchup of the two best teams
>implying any ncf team is close to the quality of the steelers/pats
Way to miss the point you fucking retard

Wow logan ryan got away with one there.

it's the only one ive made

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is he even on the field

I will if you post your gfs tits first

his foot exploded a few years ago

He got pick sixed to death

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bump

Lel at Deandre being like wtf no flag?

Literally yanking in his wrist.

>pats getting wefballed

raped a girl and moved to china

Sup guise?

why isnt belichick in the hall of fame?

That wobbly throw.

sir that would be plagarizim

backup on falcons

>Osweiler in charge of throws more than 5 yards

Jesus Christ, they are just all over Hopkins but Brock keeps thoewing to him.

Because he's still coaching

How little money do you make for those shitty seats?

If Miller didn't instantly fall down he could have done something with a cut to the right

SCARED ME DESU

Literally started throwing touchdowns more often to the other team.

brick SHOOKweiler

He's not in the players union. Hence he's never in Madden either.

WTB (you)s

no way jose, I shooped in bron brons head during game 7
here's another

Yell out Pepe

>see you in the owl
>but actually not because only one of us can go
Nice damage control attempt, get over it champ at least you learned someyhing something today.

>Papa johns

fucking disgusting

Well this game is as uneventful as I thought it would be. Why are the Texans such a boring team to watch?

>not wanting the pats to win every game for maximum butthurt
are you neutrals even trying? i swear this board gets worse every year

is BBC a meme??

It's true and I'm an NFC team fan. AFCC is always the pats vs the upset and that team has to fight tooth and nail for the win. The NFCC in comparison is usually one top team and one shit team

kek

TOXINS SHUT OUT INCOMING

30$ why?

Post delusional Toxins fans that made the 1,606 mile trip to watch their team get BTFO.

>cockweiler

>72 million man
>qb rating under 40

How the shit did this team win two games lmao

Are the Texans wearing color rush uniforms or just their normal aways?

why would someone pay money to have this bad of a view instead of a great view sitting in a comfy chair at home for free*?

See

Nice expensive QB you got there

Hot damn osweiner can't throw for shit.

>Cyrus Jones

Say goodbye to Cyrus Jones on returns for the rest of the year. Had the potential to be dynamic as well.

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WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my heart stopped a little there

>fumble forward

Osweiller seriously looks like a high school back up out there

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>Bears
>Chiefs

Why are Patriots so lucky?

>Rookie punt returners

just blocking lol

if we wanted to see a muslim sucking dick we could just watch mia khalifa

but nobody wants to see that

the classic forward fumble for extra yardage

Serious answer: he got fucked mentally by a string of pick sixes to the point he ended up a back up.

Then he developed tendinitis (or tendinosis - can't remember) in his elbow that was pretty serious to the point he kinda lost his ability to play effectively. It might have been the true cause of the pick sixes in the first place, nobody knows really.

>in April some texansfag got booty blasted when I said the Texans needed to draft a QB because Osweiller sucks

___ _____ is a system babby.

Closer then pic seems to be honest bit I don't care for them for dirt

mingo saves the day

I thought he was making a retarded attempt at a lateral for half a second.

>taking a picture this terrible with a phone that probably costs close to $1000

>not the 10 hour version

why is simms such a partisan faggot? why can't he just give color like he's supposed to?

they are usually drunk spics that have no home and just want to start fights.

>tfw started Fuller

>patriots literally cant lose despite Jewdell trying to ruin them

How the fuck does this happen

WHY
WHY
WHY

TEXANS PLEASE WIN

>can't even get a fumble
lol seriously nuke the texans

o-ok

Because they make their own luck with godly coaching

yeah, amendola will be back on punts after that one.

wasn't that tipeed?

Well hey Jim, this kid can do it all, and he's a real complete package, y'know he can throw it underneath and over the top, he's got that mobility that really make this kid shine and y'know, when you're in this National Football League, and you're a defensive player, you gotta know what to do with a guy like this, and even if you're a pass rusher or a run stuffer, a first rounder or undrafted, y'know you gotta think about how, hey, at the end of the day, this guy is a quarterback in the National Football League

Your tears only fuel us more.

kek

>not fumbling intentionally for extra yards
Bill playing 5D chess as always

Looked like it was on purpose m8, pretty risky but got a couple.
Best believe Bills gonna tear him another asshole for it though.

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The entire patriot offense

>YWN smoke a blunt with ElGOD

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Serious gyno desu

Tell her to pull her shirt back down

nice

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solid

I DUNNO WHAT YOU WANT BUT YOU PASSED

Cialis

Phil Simms

>please be in scarborough

Who rooting for the stadium to get nuked here?

not bad desu

Are her tits soft and flabby or sort of hard?

Some would rather get out the house, have a decent time and maybe hook up with a 6.5/10 chick

>ehhhhhhh I don't think that's worth a challenge.

color rush for the visitors this year are all white

true story, colorblind people actually called in and complained about the uniforms last season.

the toxins normal road unis have blue pants

I want to know who actually thought Osweiler was going to be a good QB, who supported this decision?

>brown nipples

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

Tim Teboq?

>wait until commercial break is over to challenge

fuck this fucking sport

>challenging 8 yards
why does it matter when your defense will choke away a touchdown

another commercial FUCK YEA

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Time for the NFL to expand. The Mexicans has a nice ring to it.
> The Tijuana Mexicans
HAHAHA! Brissett runs a naked bootleg for a TD against that elite defense. Show shame.

noice

post some chiks

PHILL SIMMS SUCKS

ah yes, a 25% chance of making 2 yards. Classic.

>JEWISH TRICKERY WITH THESE COMMERCIALS

good goy throw that flag now

hey

edgy teenagers

RG3 would be better desu

>PLEASE BE IN ONTARIO!!!!

when will based blount break one out?

Burrs
Barely beating the Chefs

I hate the Colts more than I hate any team playing tonight
Media darling team stealing nu-male fans primarily from other mid-north states
t. jest fan

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I describe them as soft but with high elasticity. You can squeeze and have nice push back.

Yeah I was just pretending to be him but nice m8, you got yourself a qt

What are they doing?

>not how you fix a flat...

>Broncos ride insane defense to owl
>Peyton puts up worst QBR in owl history but Broncos still easily win
>Texans see this
>do some calculations
>determine that Osweiler was clearly the reason behind the Broncos success and they must give him all the money

Yummy

I guess the texans arent so good when they dont have refball helping them all the time

You can hook up with a 6 at any bar in Boston as long as you wear a Sox hat backwards and a jersey of a white Pats player.

>falling for this bait

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post the black tits now

>this is not a decision I've taken lightly
Can twitter please get some new commercials, this one is already playing in my head after 1,5 games

Soon

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>Simms calling out "Tracy"'s bullshit

Ask your m-

n e 1 got a stream link?

Do I have to fake a Peter Griffin accent? Or would that just be for fun.

why does the trophy phase through the hammer?

And a cursory reverse google search tells me that's not your girlfriend wither

>falling for bait
>acknowledging that they are nice boobies

Why do you hate such an unimportant team, especially one whose fanbase got assraped harder than any not living in Cleveland?

I posted her tits on reddit today too thats all.

lol bill obrien fucking sucks

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>Punter telling the HC to try and challenge

The fuck

>the city of you

Can the Broncos, Patriots, and Steelers just fuck off one of these days?

www.twitter.com

I need your help spee wat do

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It's streaming free on Twitter dipshit

Yeah that sounds like texans managment to me

why does this team even fucking exist? Nobody wanted this

GOAT beverage incoming

>fuller v pls

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go for it

Carson Wentz would bootyblast both these shit teams

goldnox.pw

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you also posted it on a forum 5 years ago too huh?

Bill obrian is the cm punk of the nfp

AMENGOATA

Twitter you fuck

HOW DO YOU LET THAT HAPPEN

What subreddit

>colts
>nu-male fans

This coming from a team in fucking New York. Indiana is redneck as fuck but we aren't nu-males at all.

he's a cute guy.

Holy shit the texans are terrible

>tfw nothing planned for halftime fap

Might just freestyle it desu

Yeah man, just give all the receivers a 5-6 yard cushion, I don't see why that could be a bad thing

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4u

HOW YOU GONNA LET A TE GET YOU ON AN END AROUND?

So are we just gonna act like that wasn't Leonard fournette behind belichick??

That'd just be for fun, but New Englanders can spot fake accents. It's the only way they're like Parisians.

I recommend light-colored jeans and a willingness to listen to some chubby Irish broad talk about the time she got to blow Brad Marchand, or found Edelman stumbling through the city drunk off his ass.

Who would you rather have starting for your team: Falco or Osweiler?

>that fucking hat
based Fatman Shitlock

One of the few legit basketball coaches

Use your imagination mang

post a laughing image for the texans

ayy

Preach

Blount fucking useless so far in this game

Why does Blount always run right into a giant fucking wall of defenders when he can run around..

The strategy is to give up the short ball 20-30 times instead of the deep ball once. Really working out for them.

ask her if she likes big black cock because you'd love to jerk off in the bathroom while she's in the other room getting railed by a negro

they should have gone for it here

There is no point in rushing the ball ever

>assraped harder
The Jest got cucked out of Belichick because Leon Hess was dying and Belichick didn't like Woody Johnson
I generally hate media darlings for their fanbases, and rarely hate people actually employed by teams. I don't actually hate any of my division rivals, that's just silly butthurt.

congrats on the seats big fella

How stupid will all of the retards be that overhyped the Texans? I am not a patsfag but the texans might be the worst 2-0 team in the league

i'm not even mad at the pats anymore as a raidnigger fan

this level of dominance and stunting on people his hilarious. it's great to watch.

josh mcdaniels is taking a fat shit on a good defense with some meme 3rd rounder. amazing. hes running martellus bennett end arounds.

Is that Keanu reeves?

r/audiogonewild

noporn friendly

realgirls senpai

U earned those seats bro. Good job.

blount isnt working mcdaniels

Man, Black guys wear Brady jerseys in N.E. Though this year Edelman is selling a lot of jerseys. Today I saw 3 Brisset jerseys though. People have been psyched for this game all week.

Shane Falco all the way man. The pinnacle of what a Tebow like player could have been.

HE'S GOT HEART.

Who is that?

he likes it

you havent watched much football, have you?

I like how JJ Watt is never involved with any tackle on the field and guard he's facing is always pushing out of the play.

This is the same guy who punched a Boise St player in the face. While that player had a helmet on. He's not the most intelligent guy out there.

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no, thats the matrix

Shane is such a fucking '90s name.

>THICC
would

WELL DONE

Yeah, from the movie The Replacements.

conngrats

JJ Watt has been invisible all game

Pats are boring as fuck without Tom.

Timmy beenhowser

zuzka light youtube

Why did sb and sas split up?

He has a sack

Giving Houston a consolation team was a mistake.

If you're in Texas just be a fucking Cowboys fan.

Or Jimmy

because hes overrated

I can't believe that's actually Marcus 'turnstyle Cannon on him.

man the pats offense is boring af with this rookie

all just runs and screens

i miss the patriots having a QB who can actually throw

> Tom babby

you're going to have a hard time when he retires. Which team will you support then?

But he didn't have a helmet on?

he didn't have his helmet on

The white dude he punched wasn't wearing a helmet

his simple brain can't comprehend the gameplan bellichick has put on him

Holy Damn

How's it taste?

>can't throw the ball to his team
>can't run the right away around the bases

Is Brock retarded?

O B E S E

B

E

S

E

>just be a fucking Cowboys fan

stopped reading right there

The guy with the black gf from last thread needs to post her tits. I followed through with my side of the bargain. This is the internet, not the wild wild west dammit.

I wonder what Cred Forums's excuse is gonna be when the iggles beat the stoolers

are you implying Brady threw the ball down the field?

Inb4 pick six

Sorry the 3rd string rookie who doesn't get reps with the 1st team offense isn't doing as good as you wanted :(

Did miller fall down this much at Miami?

Better than all the Aidens and variations running around now.

Texas doesn't deserve another team

Thanks Sumon. U a true friend

Nice filthadelphia delusion

Receivers and rbs ded or suspended

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hey /fa/

r8 my look

Skip got more $$$ from Fox Sports

Promising. What's her GOAT vid?

unless its wilfork's black titties gtfo this a game thread we dont need your shit

>jai jai guat

I'm going to ask him to breed my wife

>mfw the texans come back to win it

>nigger

0/10

I'd be fucking stoked if I had an expansion team in my locale, what's wrong with you?

shar pei/10

Am I the only one who fucking hate female sideline reporters? I feel like they don't say anything useful and report like some gossipy shit is happening

>filename
kek

Guy was mulatto at best.

>this game will end 10-0

Is there any doubt hopkins is the best wr in the league?

I would like to hate-fuck them

>And you thought you could beat them at home.

Texans are gonna come back, Pats only had enough meme magic for 1 quarter

im pretty sure they cant take away points in football.

I don't like team with no history that only exist as a consolation prize because Houston lost their own team

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Os is shook and only throwing baby passes.

Lets see if it works

when's JJ Watt going to be QB again?

youtube.com/watch?v=M3SKYnPTQh8

>10-0 Pats
>Muh JJ Squat
>Muh defense
>Texas were literally favored in this game
Who /freemoney/ here?

I think they should just give that job to a cheerleader who can talk. More sex appeal and none of that shit where they act like the girl is actually doing anything important.

Hot.

AYY LMAO

>No one out-pizzas the Hut

What kind of shitty slogan is that?

Grilled cheese pizza

Just ducking stop already

why was the clock running before the 2 minute warning, didn't the TE run out of bounds?

Lets be honest here, only slack jawed retards favored the Texans

we all knew how this game was gonna go

THIQQUE

the fuck, that pizza hut ad almost made me cry.

So 2 plays ago Ryan griffin ran out of bounds and the clock never stopped...

POST TITTIES

just be happy they're not commentating (while it lasts)

They're +2 you retard

>muh ebil capitalism
>muh disregard for human lyfe

It's pretty funny for how bad it is

>he doesn't think pats will choke away the win
>he doesn't realize goatweiler is gonna gash the tired pats defense in the 4th quarter

Where were you when you realized that Brady is a system babby and any qb

> dat horn at patriots games

too damn op

>can't watch the game cause my wife needs her Project Runway fix

We need to make this a meme with teams hats

shhh shhh shush up goy, you must be seeing things

>it's another everyone loves Marky Mark the family man and great friend who saves the day as it goes to shit episode

WATER FUCKING SHIT

He wasn't but ok

Reminder of why he wears long sleeves

its streaming on twitter bro

Shit like this always happens in new england

stay strong little alium

He's planning leg gains soon dumb ass

>Toxins "offense"

>marrying a girl

gay

watch on your phone via twitter

Is jotoros hat fused to his head or what

"Well I's-a sho don't know how you's a-gonna grow cotton on this here fake grass."

>Hueston literally incapable of reaching the other half of the field

The commentator's savagery
>And this doesn't count either.

Can someone explain to me the point of rushing?

I can only see it being useful on 4th and inches. Passing is vastly better.

watch on twitter you cuck.

Live life like it's Thailand?

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>yfw

Back in 2008

You don't watch much football do you?

>Not having more than one TV

>Pussying out and giving into your wife

It'll be real telling how they feel about Brissett here. They're not moving the ball real well, but this is attack mode if you are running the real version of this offense.

absolutely why

They should just get rid of them, honestly what important shit do they say? It's the same one liners players give to reporters before the half and press conference

Fat drake?

IFYRITL>Nothing Was Ever the Same > Take Care> Views > WATTBA >Thank Me Later

>punting that
holy fuck these offensive decisions have been dogshit so far

If I was born in the greater Houston area, I'd get to witness my team's entire history. You're a bandwagon cuck if you prefer a team with a "history".

there's no clutch brady to save your bad team m8 give it up you're gonna lose it when the defense gets tired

Ray rice that bitch, this is Trumps America now. no need for nu males

>76-0 when leading at home at halftime. Kind of scared now.

>JJ Twat missing like the Lindenburg baby in a prime time game

Sounds about right

Because if you pass every time, the pass rushers can just make a bee line for your QB instead of having to slow down and defend the run.

The Texans are running the ball too much right now, but Osweiller is shit too so they don't have many options

Tablet?

I like it but would put thank me later in front of Views and WATTBA

o i am laffin

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Live life in a fatgirl?

>2nd and 3

When did 1st and 10 happen?

>I'm sorry but did the Texans already lose?

Fuck I hope they don't do this. They don't know shit about the sport unless reading from a teleprompter

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They just want to go to the lockerroom without giving up any more points.

young thug-harambe>all of drakes discography

>Take care not the perennial numero uno
Do you even music

>thinking NFL defenses get tired

c'mon son, this isn't college ball

JJ Watt is fucking invisible

>getting trucked by a white manlet

Take care was trash but the rest is accurate

>MIKE TOMLIN IS A FAGGOT!

>knowing anything about Drake or his """music"""

Millennials should just fucking die.

Or the team will fold in 10 years, either one.

>Ostrichweiler

really glad Denver decided not to pay this fucker. His only 2 passes are checkdowns or hope Hopkins makes a freaky play.

Edelmeme gonna win it for us

is there a limit to how far back you can take a snap?

can you just take the snap from 15 yards back and launch it up without having to back up

>Hou timeout

For what purpose?

Why the fuck is Houston calling a timeout?

How can one opinion be so correct?

they are running every play away from him to limit any impact

anyone else getting this football guy commercial?

holy shit theyre calling timeouts for the pats

>you will never be a Kraft

>timeout

>tfw Giants not listed

>cards first

I'm so proud of my diverse team :')

EDELMAN JUST RAN OVER 2 GUYS

"Live Life To it is Fullest"

wtf i hate the patriots now

don't give up texas

[spoiler]ribbit[/spoiler]

Brady would have conservatively put up 3 TDs that half.

At least it makes the game more interesting

Can't wait until you patriocucks blow your brains out when Toxins come back and win.'

oh wait you are a bunch of disarmed libfags.

garop garop garoplo

Watch a Detroit Lions game 2014 and onwards to see how important the run is. Matthew Stafford essentially has no option but to pass most of them time so his pocket collapses in seconds because defenders know they have no effective run.

Houston wtf are you doing?

>yfw Jest/Razorcakes put this game to shame

So, Houston won't get tired and will continue it's stellar performance?

Yeah, whatever you say kid.

>bellichick so unthreatened by the toxins he kneels out with a minute left and all timeouts
based

>HOUSTON taking timeouts when New England has the ball

holy fuck son will someone kill Bill O'Brien already

Guys, is football fake??? Serious question.

O Brian has a literal ass on his chin

MAGA right cuck these numale cucfkags

WHY ARE THE FUCKING PATRIOTS SO GOOD

WHAT THE FUCK

>new season
>best squad we ever had
>still the save creepy play calls
>predictable and conservative as fuck play calling

Every fucking time.
They are actually giving this game away at every front.

Time for halftime fap time.

>Bill O'Brian will be remembered by history as a faggot who got chewed out by Tom Brady on the sidelines

youtube.com/watch?v=1YVrxFmheSc

>Houston's halftime speech

why does this matter?

My wife and her son say it is.

faptime

post faps

it's

>Wilfork defects back to patriots to play QB.

Name one time the Texans have made a comeback

It give you multiple ways to get yardage. If a defense knows you'll pass every down it makes their job super easy.

>Giants still beating the PATs

elite feels breh

>Bellichick just running out the clock

Understandable, but boring. Specially after the toxins handed them free timeouts.

Heavily influenced by the illuminati.

Other way around

Are YOU real?

1836

>still a leaf, though with a feminine penis

my halftime fap will be to this threat
>lgtss

Are the cardinals the most /woke/ team in the league.

did I miss something? who's the green bay qb?

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Battle of San Jacinto

BB is a wizard. I think teams shit themselves and overthink how to play against him.

it's too easy, need to make it a little more competitive after halftime

agreed, but it was necessary. If Brissett through a pick and lost his poise, it would not have been worth it.

Is bill a patriots plant?

Seriously, I mean at this point what are the actual differences between Brazilians and Mexicans?

>Expecting a primetime game that isn't Sunday Night football to be entertaining.

Most intellectuals have realized it's rigged. Still pretty entertaining.

All network tv programming is shit. Their only saving grace is sports.

BECAUSE BLACK LIVES MATTER

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>3d

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>that absolute cuckold face

Fucking Mazda

8/10 joke desu familam. I'm impressed.

Heads?

delet

>still havent won a superbowl
:(

Probably

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Brazillians got that ass & coke breh so they are better by default

> pleased to be eurphoric with you my fine trilby wearing companion

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I think the stat at halftime says it all

5/8 for 58 yards, that is crap, nobody would like a QB who goes 10/16 for 116 yards in a game, this game is all about calling a pass interference on uncatchable ball and turnover on kickoff

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Just got here a little before halftime. How exactly are the Texans losing this right now?

M8, if you don't think Vonny boy was worth every penny, then I don't know what to tell you.

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

anyone elses acestream lagging or is just because im from Australia

Who's that player? On phone so can't make out his face. I'm guessing it's Brock?

mods are dead?

post traps

>Twitter spamming "Vote" commercials with images of Hillary

The helicopter rides need to begin in Silicon Valley.

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's what it is too.

I'm afraid it is

Its a rookie, a third rounder at that, on a short week.

You try to bullshit a win and go to next week.

tfw the giants haven't bothered lel

Fuuuuuuuuck off Sean

I'm fucking crying holy shit

>5/8 for 58 yards, that is crap, nobody would like a QB who goes 10/16 for 116 yards in a game, this game is all about calling a pass interference on uncatchable ball and turnover on kickoff

>a walking talking realdoll

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AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half

KEKAROONO

The person in this photo had a childhood, went to school, had bored and happy and sad and scared and silly memories.

...

NEW

because the giants are now the last uncucked team

>2-0
>Browns exist

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>OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK
>OUR

You dont get to refer to them as yours, leaf

Time for the NFL to expand. The Mexicans has a nice ring to it.
> The Tijuana Mexicans
HAHAHA! Brissett runs a naked bootleg for a TD against that elite defense. Show shame.

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>practic squad

All off those albums = trash

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW MY NAME WHAT THE FUCK

oh wait im a legend i forgot kek
>being this new

I'm glad you overpaid for him. Broncos will miss the playoffs this season

it begins

,,

J.J. Watt through one half.

1 tackle.

>hating on New England Jr.

Kys my man

>int
>fubmle
>bad toxin coachin
>patriots qb 27 yeard td run
>kick 3 pt
>strategic penalties
>the evil of belichic destroying all hope

MUH DIQQ

>and now she's just another empty-headed cumdumpster
really activates your almond

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but i thought he was elite?

What the fuck is that topping distribution? The topping guy just threw a bunch of stuff in the center and didn't even bother spacing anything out afterwards.

Only ordering from Panago, I've never seen such shoddy pizzmanship before.

Well of course you did, it was the last part of his post.

Retard

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Tfw no Miliana

> Here's Jackie!

So is Jacoby Brissett the next Tim Tebow?

What happens when J.B. throws for 6 on this play? The whole NFL is watching this game. Texans plane will crash on the way back to Houston. With NO SURVIVORS.

Kill yourself

Goodell is shitting his pants with anger right now

Which makes this even better.

Is this real life?

Howe did New England get the ball back after the field goal...I went to the bathroom n missed it

Another Houston fumble on kick off

Thank you my good user