TEXANS VS. PATRIOTS #4

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

I do like how brissett looks like an 80s black cop and not a current day nigger.

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>brock "_______" osweiler.

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Friendly reminder to alll Cheatshitiots fans :)

halftime kfap time

Any other team would be collapsing right now using a third string QB

Pats come out and make this kid elite

LOL

Reminder Bill sacrificed an official last week, on live TV, and Roger did NOTHING.

b/a/sed

>broship
>Cowcucks
Not even once

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A DOES THIS FUCKING PROVE THAT BRADY IS AN AVERAGE TALENT PLAYING FOR THE GREATEST FOOTBALL MIND EVER??? I THINK IT DOES.

>they can come back from 14 down
>nice touchdown pass by brisset
this guy doesnt even know the score or whats happening

>bean

WALLED

>dolphins-bengals
jesus christ

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>mfw americans call croissants 'crescent rolls'

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WHO /HIGHTEST/ HERE LADS

Brady bless.

One of these guys is not like the other

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Maybe I'm getting old or maybe I've had too many redpolls, but for some reason I fjnd this woman unattractive

>being this butthurt brady is the best QB of all time

my sides

Did you come yet??

>Its a Lamar Miller fails to get a big run or TD despite piling on 30+ touches episode

>not JAV
step it up senpai

>>>/reddit/

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Don't you have a toast sandwich to get back to.

Systembabbies.png

aye

you roll the dough into a crescent shape hence the name

Garop has bigger arms than brady and more muscular

That's not how you spell Montana bro

>Who Cowboys/Patriots broship here?
Patriots having a broship with anyone.

Murder your entire family and then kill yourself

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>TNF games switch to NFL network only as soon as the matchups turn shitty

It's because of deflategate that Patriots haters literally lost all credibility though.

>museum of African American history
>nothing but athletes and rappers

Nice 'culture' you got there dindus

>thinks Montana is better than Brady

JUST

det bi snu snu

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This chick is gross, kys.

.. you've never actually watched a montana game before, have you?

Ok guys, when is Edelman going to get me some meme points?

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>mfw bongs call croissants 'prayer buns'

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do people actually watch the halftime show?

give pity (you)s please

How can one team be so physically proficient yet so utterly useless?

isnt she one of those girls who was found out to be prostituting for sandnigger royalty

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We unironically made our 3rd stringer the starter

Respect to NE though

patiots never deflated any balls newfag, lurk more

>/LOWTEST/
DISAPPOINTING

only great tragedy makes a winning team truly memorable

The one in the back is actually cleared to play

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Tfw no goth gf

Good grief, is NANTZ blind? That tie and shirt color combo is ugly.

They've been NFL Network exclusive for a while.

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sure helped him stay alive for more than 2 whole games

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This honestly proves Tom Brady has always been a massive system babby

Here's a (You) friend :^)

Maybe stop jacking off and get your reading comprehension up, virgin.

thewright.org/index.php/explore/exhibitions/current-exhibitions

Fuck off with this. They'd be "only up by 40" with Brady.

What a boring game.

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Who are you voting for Cred Forums?

Sup Brock.

what are we reading during halftime, boys?

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yes and the report proved they didnt actual deflate any balls you retarded newfag

you must be a 13 year old upset texans fan lol

uh oh they're unleashing the passing game now

it's ogre for the toxins

Dubs confirm Trump presidency, praise Kek

Dat EdelJew

*grabs u by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF FROM MY WAIFU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

boobs

Did brissett kneel for the anthem?

shitposts
>halftime is over

me on the left

why does she smile? women confuse me

just like why the texans are this bad? 2-0 team my behind. jj watt, more like jj where-the-fudge-are-you

Go away cuck, Cred Forums isn't for you

FULLY ERECCT

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gotta love half time

Do you honestly think Belichick would allow that.

>grabs u by the throat

Spongebob Squarepants

Go back and read my post very carefully.

hey Tom am i doing it right?

This jerry brisket guy is pretty good.

Yeah, one is GOAT and the others aren't.

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She smiles because literally every woman alive wants to be sexually dominated. Welcome to adulthood.

Brissett takes a dick year to get rid of the ball, both processing things are his release. Really hope we keep the lead and don't have to throw our way back into it at any point because those Texans pass rushers are going to have some big opportunities if we're put in clear pass situations.

>elite

>QB who's best plays are from rushing

>2010+6
>.gif

Tbh I hate mexicans

Read my post or any recent reports that show the patriots didnt deflate any footballs you retarded child

did this nigga just sneeze?

TO THE VICTOR GO THE SPOILS

look at his watch. Thats why

This game is dildos. I'm only watching because I have Edeljew.

Holy fuck brock is 6'7"!

He looks normal height on tv

i was watching spongebob earlier and it was the episode where spongebob and patrick cheat to get his license. It was pretty funny

please leave this imageboard forever

Texans are officially memeshit

Brock Osweiler? Who's that?

Based Blount

Define good.

>Grapollo goes in
>puts up brady numbers
>literally can't tell the difference between the two
>put in literally who rookie thirf string
>still win.
If he hasn't been exposed by this...i don't know what will.
I swear to Christ Mark Sanchez could manage 4 superbowls and retard casual would think he is a god.
I mean Brady is good, probably top 5 in the league atm, but he is no fucking Montana.

Takes Juan to know Juan

How long before Brisket gets hurt on a run and Edelman gets in at qb?

Texans secondary can't tackle for shit

she's used to be being abused
sad

retarded syrup sucker kys

He's actually not. He needs a lot of work before he'll even be "pretty good".

It's not even about that, every player on the Patriots cares more for the team than some petty personal politics. There are niggers on the team, but they aren't uppity like Kaepernick

im the only mexican allowed here m0

> clowney just getting slammed to the turf

bigger meme draft pick ever?

Bradyfags are far too delusional to realize this.

Trump because I'm not a socialist retard

So this.............is the power..............of the high powered...................Texans defense..........................
Woah!

>these Texans are going to the playoffs again

Jesus Christ. Just end the AFC South

why dont the texans just stack the fucking box
everybody in the fuckign stadium knows that brissett cant throw

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Can thess jerseys pls be the new Pats home jerseys?

A fucking leaf

WHO CANSTOP THE PATRIOT MACHINE?

Soon.

This is disgusting to watch

lel

rg3

Great sports related post.

Jesus, go reread his post out loud. Slowly.

ignore him he doesnt represent Canada

I do, and brady is obviously the best QB of all time

that is all

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Is Gronk out now?

Pass it to Edelman, damn it

>This is what retards believe

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Mario Williams or any of those first 3/picks

>If he hasn't been exposed by this...i don't know what will.
Brady playing on another team, but that will never happen so you might as well kill yourself since your Brady witchhunt always comes up empty.

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SYSTEM QBS
Y
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Q
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FUCKING ADMIT IT PATSFAGS

huehuehue

one meme play in college and he's a first round pick
shows what nfl scouts really know (or don't for that matter)

He's been used very sparingly. No catches, 1 target.

wait i thought you were unironiclly gay? not trying to meme here
you need to reread what i wrote you retarded child, please stop posting until youre of age

Edelmen won't be getting much attention seeing as how he's the backup qb

He really needs to learn how to throw softer

Nope, still in the closet

When you look like that, wouldn't you whore yourself out?

Damn, he had Bennet on the outside too

Toxins are da shit

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MY CUP RUNNETH OVER

agreed i wish they would just come out with it and say they have no fucking clue

>tfw no cute, tall, skinny bf from Tennessee who has shaggy red hair and likes kayaking

patroits?

Fuck em lol

GODDAMN IT YOU KIKE I NEED THOSE POINTS.

FUCK

Can't wait for the Pats to btfo the broncos 45-10 again so you fags can fuck off finally.

Honestly this. This is the perfect situation for him to succeed on a short week where the other team hasn't had time to prepare. He's playing exactly the sort of game he needs to play to win the game, but he's hardly looked impressive as a passer. Not a Jimmy G situation here.

great second world country related flag

Clowney was a top prospect since High School

1. Honeycomb
2. Frosted Flakes
3. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
4. Reese's Puffs
5. Pops

9001. Cap'n Crunch
9002. Cheerios
9003. Corn Flakes

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

It would be like 31-0 if Brady was playing.

Good tastes, Slot-sama

Also this. Should just teach him how to play

>muhh rugby

Butts are good.

T W O
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C
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lol

TOO PUMPED BRO

He was literally drafted because of that one fucking play. It's like scouts are 10 yr old spastics.

>raisin bran not 1
shit list

>Falling for the sugar jew

not when it means having human waste on you, no.

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good post

I think you mean he needs to learn how to throw. That wasn't a hard pass, just a sloppy one.

Based Wade has Belicheat by the balls. Broncos would win 17-3

>Oh's not top 5
>Oh's not even listed
Get your shit together

How do you breathe with your head that far up your own ass?

>Montana leaves
>Steve Young puts up GOAT numbers

I mean, Montana is good, but he's no fucking Johnny Unitas.

>eating food manufactured for children

underage b&

>no honey nut cheerios

Same about those elbows.

>African Americans in Science and Technology exhibit
>One room and a gift shop

Why can't we have a White History museum? Because it would take up half of Europe?

>dat mons pubis

this

is there a way to block all of canadas posts?

>it's finally thursday
>fuck yeah football
>finally game time
>match is garbage

every thursday...

>1 TD off 2 turnovers and great field position all game

You don't win games with offense like this

The accountant looks breety good tbqh senpai

I've never had honeycomb cereal

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Cocoa Puffs

>cinnamon toast crunch
get the f outta here

every museum is a white history museum.

Kek

God, there is nothing worse than faggots who film reactions to big plays. They ham it up so hard because they know they'll get LE EPIK VIEW COUNT!

You now remember 2012

>09
bisexual?

>edelmans fault he cant catcha ball going 100mph 1 ft above his head

this tbqhwyf

go pats

>not third world

Thank you. Feels good mane

I just jerked off to this

dont do that senpai

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you look pretty goo ;)

not god tier cocoa dynos

>no monster cereals

only for true patricians

4-0 with out the cheater, and no one is surprised

HOLY SHIT HOUSTON

J U S T
U
S
T

FUUUUUMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLL

Well, at least the museums dedicated to achievement, not misery

>TOXINS

Edeljew gonna be QB tonight

>Toxins

holy fuck

KICK RETURNER GETTING CUT

>Hueston

My fucking sides pham

Third string qb who can't pass for shit and they're still winning, so not bad.

FUMBLE AGAIN

HAHAHAHA

EAT SHIT TOXINS

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>Another fucking fumble

HAHAHAHA GET GUD

>these asshut texass fans

FUMBLE

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

>first round pick

Nigga was first overall

>texas

>Houstlel

Aw yer bby

PATRIOTS BALL

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>PUKESON

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>PUKESON

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>PUKESON

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>PUKESON

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>PUKESON

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>PUKESON

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>PUKESON

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HAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>PUKESON

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAH

>tex ass

FUMBLE AGAIN.

>texass

Are you fucking kidding me PLEASE GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE

>texans
>holding on to the ball

LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>toxins

>toxins

this is quite sad now

TOXINS B T FO
B
T
F
O

Go be poor somewhere else

>reese's puffs
>dessert for breakfast
>terrible quality chocolate in cereal
it's really bad, only count chocula is worse

>honey nut cheerios not only unranked but not #1
shiggy

NIGGER NIGGER LOOK HE"S A NIGGER!!!!!!!!

ANOTHER SHOT FOR EDELMAN

>HOUSTON

JESUS

HOW FUCKING SPOOKED CAN ONE TEAM BE

>survivor: millennials vs genx
>"think he had a heart attack"
lmao cant make this shit up

>8-8s

what happens if someone dies on the field?

bellichick gonna put edelman in at qb for laughs instead of strategy

That's not a real forced fumble, it's a system forced fumble :^)

>Belichick has never figured out how to beat a meme defense before

Fool him once shame on you, fool him twice, shame on him, Fool him three times, you're breaking records

GARBAGE TEAM

GARBAGE DIVISION

JUUUUUSSSTTTTT

is this real life?

>THE CITY OF MAY MAY TWATT

YOU HAVE ONE JOB

DON'T FUMBLE

He's fucking elite and I know he can catch them. That's why I'm disappointed.

>it keeps happening

Yes the Patriots are a good team, we knew this already. But you don't consistently win for 15 years with an offense like this, that's where Brady comes in.

man if Brady was playing.. with all these opportunities, he'd had like 5 TD passes by now

>based Wade
>Wade ever being based

He had one good season with the Toxins, don't forget the years with dallASS. He's being bailed out by that very talented and stacked defense, so is Kubiak.

>these asshut texass fans

FUMBLE

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

>these asshut texass fans

FUMBLE

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

>THE SHITTY OF HOUSTON

>losing to a third string QB

why the everloving fuck was he holding a rag in his left hand?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

TIME TO GET CUT

what is the nicknames for the cowboys?

"lol wut r speshul teems?"
-The Texans, Probably

that was a good year wasn't it

5 YRD LINE

CHOO CHOO

she looks friendly.

kramer.avi

How are the Texans this bad desu? The Pats aren't even playing that well but Houston is just garbage.

Based Canada Patsbro, what is your story? Are you a New England area transplant or you just recognize greatness?

>worst girl

Brady is not even going to be a starter in week 5, he's old news

lmao this shit is just sad now. Hand the superb owl to the pats already, at least until they play us (the jets). We will stomp them

So, when is the pats choke going to happen toxin fans?

>these asshut texass fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

i dont even think he wants the ball

Cuckboys

>timeout

Stop it Hueston my sides are already gone

Texans are legitimate trash

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What a shitty game

how do we stop the patriots, bros?

Photos of holes or GTFO.

BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA

Blount Force Trama coming to a defender near you!

>JUST JUST WATT

Which one is Clowney?
Is he even playing?

>TOXINS DEFENSE EXHAUSTED FROM LITERALLY JUST BEING ON THE FIELD

surely bill o'brien will bench him now, after his second fumble, right guys?

>MayMay Twatt is not overrated as fuck

They should cut charles james too, he fumbled in the first half

This, was he holding a towel in one hand while the ball was in the other? Like "oh shit, my towel came off, I can't just drop it!"

Hillary because I'm not a retard who calls other people socialist retard

blm chimps out

peasant tier face, would hit if drunk as a skunk 2bh

They are playing scared as fuck

Think about it, if Brady was on the field we'd be up by more than 30 points by now.

Texans, if you don't clean up, you'll be reduced to highlight reel of a WR playing QB and winning.

>implying you can stop the p/a/triots

my names Sean
if you know what that means congratulations you arent new

holy shit, this is just sad

why does everyone play like shit against the pats

>7:11 LEFT IN THE QUARTER
>TEXANS STILL HAVE NOT RUN A PLAY

The one who just missed the tackle

Trump because the Texans, Cowboys and raiders fanbases will all be forced to leave the country

God damnit beat me to it

Montana carries 2 teams.

Well Cred Forums

>BUSTED FACE NICE ASS
Vs.
>PRETTY FACE meh ASS

Patriots have averaged over 30 PPG for like 10 straight games. These games are even close because Brady isn't in.

How mad is Brady that he can't be there dropping 50 on the toxins?

>Texans haven't run a play yet
>Texans haven't run a play yet
>Texans haven't run a play yet
>Texans haven't run a play yet

Brady does things like 5 touchdowns in a quarter when playing against shitty teams like this.

Fuck off reddit

I prefer my comfy Sunday noon game threads

Fuck you guys

>tom brady can be easily replaced by a third strin literally who
>he thinks brady is a good qb

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2nd worst girl after her sister

I swear to god if you fucks can't get more than a FG out of this I will slap your shit

this

She doesn't have an ass or face

1. Don't have Bill O'Brien as your head coach
2. Don't have Brock Osweiller as your starting QB

It's Sean, and he's an enormous faggot. Don't reply to him.

Cowcucks

Don't the Pats have a pretty shoddy defense against the pass? Why doesn't Osweiler just sling it down the field?

>texans

ugly girls with fat asses are god tier

>flopping

>another qb run for td and not Blount running it in

this is sometimes true

Fuck you I started Ghostie. Keep those FGs coming.

>offensive player knocks down defensive player
>defensive pass interference
cmon refs they're already down

lol

>contact
>pats player immediately whines for a flag
>gets it

Fellow Pats fans, why are we only up by 13? It's the Texans FFS. Are we just playing on lazy mode today?

...

Their pass defense is pretty good now

Brissett is really bad at passing.

By not being a disgusting fat, autistic, smelly, dumb weaboo scum cunt.

Fuck you and kill yourself you fucking faggot.

I will fight you and every member of your family until you cry ganbaruby

They shit the bath in primetime, they're something like 2 wins from the last 10 I think

>Osweiler
>Slinging it
Choose 1

Bill "Play-Action Pass" O'Brien

Kill yourselves.

Make Rodgers Great Again.

Stfu I need the points

now?

make them play in Denver

holy fuck biscuit sucks dick

I can't say how much of a good move aquiring Marty B was.

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I don't think they understand pass interference; uncatchable balls can't be "interfered" with

they can't get osweiler on the field

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

Not even a pats fan but these refs man

>mexican calling other people smelly

LE PI MAN

Are the Toxins serious?

>texans

Replace O'brian with Rex Ryan

Preferably by the 4th quarter. Coughlin works to.

>2 endzone DPIs

lel

oh my fucking god delete this match

Brissett has a Bledsoe tier slow release. Get the fucking ball out a little bit quicker there and that's EZ six.

thx 4 the pic bb

>Hueston literally giving the Pats extra downs

Her hair is horrible but the rest of her is great.

>Another PI
JUST

Let's give it another shot

>1st and goal again

ANOTHER DPI. TEXANS SHITTING THE BED

J U S T

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LMAOOO CANT STOP BENNETT

>Another pass interference in the end zone

How are you suppose to play defensive back in this league? Serious question? Its impossible right?

20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0 20 - 0

>BENNETT AND GRONK

jesus you can't cover both of them

It was defensive holding at the least, which would result in 1st and goal anyways

This latest one couldn't be more blatantly obvious pass interference

Kys my man

Say it to my face not online see what happens

Holy shit the Texans might not run a fucking play all third quarter. Come on.

GIVE IT TO BLOUNT REEEEEEEE

Why do autistic permavirgin SJW beta cuck NEETs hate the Pats so much?

oh, wat de score?

Denver's defense

BLOUNT IT UP

>toxins

ITS A RAPE

>texshits

TBQHWYFAM the kid has a lot of balls. He's staying cool, ran a naked bootleg in for a TD, almost got sacked and ran for a 4 yard gain when most veteran QBs would've dove for the loss. Give credit where it's due.

>these asshut texass fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

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>these asshut texass fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

>hug defender
>drag him to the ground
>pass interference on the defense

I'm done, fuck these refs

Can you guys see the game properly? It's all distorted for me.

Too much [spoiler] interference [/spoiler]

Texans literally losing to the third string.

This is rich.

Martellus Bennett looks like a monster, who can stop this team?

>TOXINS

WORST 2-0 TEAM IN MODERN NFL HISTORY?

>TOXINS

WORST 2-0 TEAM IN MODERN NFL HISTORY?

>TOXINS

WORST 2-0 TEAM IN MODERN NFL HISTORY?

pats didn't score? better throw a flag!

>I'm an idiot that doesn't know what pass interference is
Thanks for the input

>Gronk hurt
>still blowing up Clowney

THANK YOU FLYING BLOUNT

>Patriots winning

thank you flying blount

>there's a fag on the gay

IT ONLY TOOK THEM 9 DOWNS

god dammit

>it's gonna be another "FG in the red zone even when they're gifted TWO PI penalties" episode

Kek, who knew the Texans were THIS bad. The whole AFCS is fucking shit

King meme

look at Watt giving up

>be manlet cornerbacks
>get manhandled by dominant and larger pats players
>get called for pass interference twice

string more buzzwords together kiddo

>Pats are gonna go 3-0 WITHOUT Brady

This is hilarious.

>Pats 3-0, likely 4-0 without Tim
Cmon bro, its not our year.

uh.... run it.... run it u....

If it wasn't for the fact that I'm watching this game, I'd drive to your house right now and fuck you in the ass before beating up you and your family

>tfw Wilbon gave him 20

Texans have to be embarrassed losing to the 3rd string quarterback ...

desu it's not exactly hard to do

>Kys
Kill yourself.

>these asshut texass fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>Dat clock milkage

>Patriots not even at full strength

SOMEBODY STOP THEM

see

get fucked

texans offense still hasn't played this half

>why do these americans keep calling us ugly sandniggers?

I smell of beans. Weebs smell of Doritos and shit stains on their underwear.

>Texans offense won't even play a single snap in this quarter

the patriots are about to be 2 games up in their division and its only week 3

Not a toxins fan but holy shit, give it up you autistic faggot

Thank you flying Blount

THANK YOU FLYING BLOUNT

>he lives in a place called texarkana

Found the triggered pats-hater. Mad that your meme team is complete shit?

It's another one of those games

Off yourself boyo

THANK YOU FLYING BLOUT

Thank you flying Blount!

shut out when

>Mexans

I swear Billichick must have heard about that somehow

I really hope they win by 20 just to enjoy PTI tomorrow

>these asshut texass fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

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Reminder

What's her name senpai?

>Patriots refs

put in brandon weeden

The Raiders could honestly score two touchdowns on this team. Granted they would give up four, but at least they could score dammit.

Will we ever be free from their reign?

Wtf is wrong with you

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>this post
Why do 12 year olds love the Patriots so much?

Leave the Patriots to me

>Brady is a system babby

Wow this is a shock to me

>get gifted ball at the 20 yard line
>take 5 game minutes and 10 plays to score
>gifted 3 fresh first down because the refs are terrible

cool game, nfl, maybe don't make it so obvious how much you are apologizing for suspending brady

Hey can you guys please stop

I'm watching the game with my dad and he keeps seeing big butts and bikinis.

He said if he sees one more I can't come on here anymore even though I still haven't made my power rankings yet for this week.

Please guys stop

>Its that time of the game when Blount just runs it in all the time because he hammered the D in the first half

>inb4 onside kick

Best way to tell Bill O'Brian to go back to college

Scoring 45 on Denver D at home
>this delusion

the Patriots will keep winning after Brady retires

It's never going to end.

Watch me list all 53 players as questionable kills me every time

What don't you get that I am not a texass fan you retarded leaf. Literally fucking neck yourself nobody wants to continually read your fucking spam

>she's pretty because she has non brown eyes

when will this meme stop

you're new to this board
welcome to Cred Forums reditor~

>havahd acapella

GAY

who knew the Pats were this bad in the red zone?

Thank you Texans!

TEXANS GETTING BTFO BY A THIRD STRING QB, CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>Harvard

sean plz go.....

in these dark times i can only take solace in 18-1

should canada be ip banned from posting on sp

>that singing

Harvard needs to revoke their ivy league card.

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Brady confirmed system babby lmao

Bill will retire soon

>he almost dropped the ball again

>saying this after the witchhunt on the Patriots and Brady the last two years
literally kill yourself lol

It's nice of harvard to have a singing group for literal moaning retards

Wow no fumble? Let's go Texans!

>fullback, pulling guard, nose tackle
calling kevin james fat LMAOOOOO

True. I'm seriously impressed with him right now.

hey newfag guess what? lurk more

>these asshut texass fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

>trump in the back

belichick is the best coach of all time guys

this shit never happens, this is not fucking normal

I am not a Toxins fan you autist.

Why are Canadians the worst posters?

fuck you

IRVING ALMOST COUGHS IT UP AGAIN
>IRVING ALMOST COUGHS IT UP AGAIN
IRVING ALMOST COUGHS IT UP AGAIN
>IRVING ALMOST COUGHS IT UP AGAIN
IRVING ALMOST COUGHS IT UP AGAIN

every time

Most likely, they can't even come up with innovative or funny shitposts, they just post retarded things then say
>i-it's a joke
>b-bants

>inb4 the autistic cunt claims I am a toxins fan

Jesus fucking christ hold on to the damn ball

they'll just become proxy Americans

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Stop posting

Thank you, this was one of the funniest things I've ever seen back when it happened. I needed to relive it.

lol i think harvard has everything at this point
>being new to Cred Forums

Ash

>replying to a retard spamming
not even once

>after the Cards hang 45 on he and his brother's "defense"

Humor me some more.

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>Chest tattoo

Is the idiot that snapped it still employed by the nfl?

just ignore it / hide it, christ, acting like a bitchy jew is just as bad

a fucking autistic leaf keeps shitposting in this thread kill yourself

Kill yourself, clown.

...

next time include a trigger warning before you make such comments.

THANK YOU MY MAIN NIGGA FLYING BLOUNT

>mexican
>not a texicans fan

>is there a comeback coming up?
No Jim, just no.

>Its a 'Hopkins bails me out on the sideline' throw

tru familia

youtube.com/watch?v=MIu22jokKKk

le tippy toe sideline catch man

bunch of losers
they're only gonna win by 20

lurk more newfags holyshit ive been doing this since you were in diapers my god go back, to re.ddit fucking kek

>Kicking expert

Has Chris Long been ineffective all night?

>toxins

>giving him the (You)s he so desperately wants

Why are Nantz and Simms such morons?

this is fucking embarrassing

I thought JJ Watt was the best defensive player ever? Surely he wouldn't get exposed by a 3rd string QB....

>Widowmaker
>chest piece
Fucking nice

new bread when

TED GINN FULLER

>Fedorawitz

newwhen?

I am not new to Cred Forums you autist.

Why are Canadians the worst posters?

>you will never fuck another emo/scene girl

I can't believe it's already been almost 10 years..

fuck off homo ive been to more pats games than this htread combined cocksucker

>(((fedorawitz)))

The fuck was that?

lmao fucking clots
>wut why am I holding the ball all of a sudden
>gets tackled

THIS JUST IN BALLS USSD IN PATRIOTS TEXANS GAME WERE OVER INFLATED CAUSING ALL OF THE FUMBLES AND DROPS. BRADY FOUND INNOCENT BUT PATS FINED AGAIN.

>still no plays in Pats territory

how

>He said if he sees one more I can't come on here anymore
are you 14?

The city of osweiller

run it... run... it.... u....

is this that cancer tripfag shawn kill yourself fag cunt

I have no idea about this sport but fuck me the Texans look shit

>bragging about how long youve been shitposting on a viet cong lizard trading site

oh yeah? how were those all seats at foxboro?

I think he got a big stop in the 1st quarter

Chris Long looks fucking insane!

yes you clearly are new to 4chn lol
u sound mad

What is the fumblers name?

34 next week

I'm this close to getting my license

Belichick is in their head.

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FUCK YOU TEXAS YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT

>Mom is making me turn off the TV and go to bed
Oh well, at least it's safe for the Pats...another win for us. :-)

>USSD
>USSSSSSSSSSSD
>USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSD

they should be
UPBYFORTY.jpg
at this point, the Texans suck huge nuts tonight even against a third-string QB who can't throw accurately beyond 5 yards.
>inb4 "lol you mean Tim Bradley?" jokes

they were nice
its the highest honour one can have here reddit friend

CYRUS JONES FUCKING SUCKS. LET EDELMAN RUN IT OUT.
>CYRUS JONES FUCKING SUCKS. LET EDELMAN RUN IT OUT.
CYRUS JONES FUCKING SUCKS. LET EDELMAN RUN IT OUT.
>CYRUS JONES FUCKING SUCKS. LET EDELMAN RUN IT OUT.
CYRUS JONES FUCKING SUCKS. LET EDELMAN RUN IT OUT.

thought this game was supposed to be entertaining.

>not even a minute on the field
>paying $100 million for shitty crayfish
>toxins

>facing the eventual 9-7 bronco's at mile high gayclub in the playoffs
lmao

>Your can is Houston

kek

Cred Forums still thinks you are an autistic faggot. nobody here likes you

g'night, congrats on the win

I hope the Bruins beat the shit out of the leafs whenever they play this year

why do decent teams turn into drooling retards when they play new england
just fucking play normal football god dammit

Was that three drops in a row?

>tfw dated a scene queen in high school
That's when I learned even white girls wear extensions.

when you're WR corps keeps dropping the ball (literally) you're gonna have a bad time

>toxins have not made it past midfield all night

good night my dude :)

NEW LOW EFFORT THREAD

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Bill's dark magic

GODAMN JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ASSHURT HOUSHIT TEXSHIT FANS KEK

>these asshut texass fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOUSPIC TEXICANS

GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS TOO GOOD, I CANT BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT FOR ONCE YOU'RE ALRIGHT JEW ENGLAND

>TOXINS
>TEXICANS
>SPICS
>BEANERS
BUILD THE WALL

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
KEK

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

AHAHAHHA HOLY FUCK HOUSTON TEXANS ARE THEY LITERALLY THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE??

>houshit getting exposed by the pats practice squad

kek

>TEXASS ACTUALY "THOUGHT" THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THE PATRIOTS THIRD STRINGERS

>no snaps in new england territory in the first half
MY FUCKING SIDES

OUR PRACTIC SQUAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PIECE OF SHIT TEXASS TEAM, FUCKING KEK

SUCK MY BIG FAT PATRIOTS COCK TEXASS KEK

>BROCK OSWEILER
>MAY MAY WATT

KEK THEYRE LITERALLY IRRELVANT

>THE STATE OF TEXASS CAN NOT INTO FOOTBALL

KEKAROONO

>4chn

Kill yourself

>Piercings

thursday night games are usually like this regardless of matchup

sleep tight buddo

>gauges and septum piercing
absolutelyfuckingdisgusting.jpg

it's a primetime game, what were you thinking?

Mexico can have this team. I'm done.

>Bellicheck trophies
Hahahahahahahahaha yeah right.

NEWFAG BEANER SPIC MAD

GO EAT A TACO SANCHEZ

just got signed by the Chorgers

Nice to see my Patriots are winning

Brisket gotta stop overthrowing people

wish he caught that dragon, i would've been kekking up the board :D

who else /drunk/?

Couldn't have don't it without you

no, they weren't. You couldn't sit on them in winter. Nice try faggot.

nice to see you shit posting tonight, robert kraft.

...

Is Ryan Allen th best punter in the league?

JOKES ON YOU I JUST HAD A TACO LMAO *nails emoji*

wew lad

bring back Brandon Tate desu

HAHAHA SHITRIOTS SCARED NOW THAT WE'RE ACROSS THE 50

Mere mortals tremble in the presence of true greatness.

marquette king in fact

>they tried the superbowl play on butler
wew lads

kek as if Osweiler could actually put together good drive

>this fucking blowout

>They've been examining the D

Can't believe the Texans are getting whooped by the practice squad

my wife is in the shower, I'm gonna fuck her when she gets out

Don't you mean your bull will fuck her?

Blowout w/ a third stringer.

Good to live in NE

> Brady is a system babby
Like all Tom Landry's QBs weren't system babbbys?
> That means Brady sucks
Because he's on a good team with a great head coach? So the point is he wouldn't have been as good if he was on the Browns?
Just stop with the system shit. If he didn't have the talent then the system wouldn't have worked.
Asshurt faggots can't deal. This must be how Man U fans felt when they were the best.