Discuss what went wrong. Predictions, suggestions, observations. Do we even have a run defense without Cushing? Is this a bad game or a new normal for Brock.
There's a lot of hate out there, just like there always is when we lose like this. Just stay strong and remember, UH still exists.
so this game confirms jj watt is a system babby right
Hudson Powell
>what went wrong
YOU LOST TO A FUCKING THIRD STRING ROOKIE QB
Lincoln Garcia
>giving up 100 yards to LegCarrot "2.3 yards per carry" Blunts
David Wright
The Pats won, but as a Pats fan I like the Texans a lot. I hope you guys do well, you've got the right parts, it's just a question of whether the pieces come together.
You guys are 2-1 after what's probably your toughest game of the year. You're still the AFC South favorites, and you've got the pieces to make it maybe to the AFC Championship. You'll be alright.
Ethan Collins
Brock looked like shit. Without his babby passes to Griffin and Hopkins making ridiculous catches he'd have been shutout. He has below average arm strength too.
Landon Sullivan
What are you guys drinking to numb the pain?
I got a big glass of cabernet sauvignon
Adam Russell
Sorry for shitposting that you were invincible. Memed into a curse
Noah Jackson
Not really a Texans fan, but I live in Houston and always support my boy 41
Austin Gonzalez
>The Pats won, but as a Pats fan I like the Texans a lot. I hope you guys do well, you've got the right parts, it's just a question of whether the pieces come together. >You guys are 2-1 after what's probably your toughest game of the year. You're still the AFC South favorites, and you've got the
It's 3rd and long, how about a run play guys?
Anthony Green
Don't panic- no one beats the Patriots.
Ryan Butler
too much ground game for no reason
wasting time outs on bullshit
Mason Russell
jj watt is so gay lol he doesnt do shit
Matthew Baker
Belichick knew Texans have a shit special teams (see chiefs texans in the playoffs) then memed the fuck out of them
Dominic Carter
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Eli Anderson
3rd string QB for the Pats is the starter for 1/2 the teams on the nfl
Connor Hernandez
Who will be replacing O'Brien next season?
Levi Scott
lol good one
Levi Campbell
Meh playing against the Patriots is like playing against Gregor on any online game - you will never win.
James Russell
good thing the Pats will have home field advantage this year
Evan Mitchell
Can we all agree that Miller is better than Watt?
David Long
Brock absolutely sucks. I thank Lord Elway once an hour for not giving a truckload of money to this 7 ft pile of shit
Nathan Carter
not if they lose at Pittsburgh
James Campbell
All your buddies logged off to cry into their meemas bosom.
Anthony Johnson
could've had it last year but we all know Brady can't play in the altitude. Look at his all time record vs Denver and against everybody else.
Jayden Perry
Run blocking. Pats successful and consistently stopped the run with 4 guys on the line. Decent pass blocking though, so the pieces and strength is there.
Just one game, they will figure it out and have a playoff shot. Look at it this way - pats lost to the fucking dolphins last year. Everyone has games where shit just doesn't come together.
Gabriel Long
yep was talking to my friend about this the other day
I'd take Von over JJ every single time
Cooper Gonzalez
it's not a debate anymore
also >quads confirm
Samuel Lee
the pats always shit the bed in road divisional games losing to the fucking iggles at home is inexcusable
Christopher Ramirez
>using games from different teams that were played last year to somehow justify this year
lmao
Adam Rodriguez
Which they wont, They're 9-3 against Pitt in the Brady era, and one of the Ls was a Cassel Start.
Thats what Im saying, DEN/NE comes down to home field.
Brandon Taylor
How much can we get for trading Watt? We need tight ends and linebackers asap
Sebastian Brown
and how many of those wins were at Pittsburgh?
James Reed
you also need a new QB, but fucked up and paid this one $72 million
So basically he's Kirk Cousins but just not as accurate. That's pretty bad cause even at Kirks lowest points he could still move the chains somewhat.
Christopher Ramirez
MY MAN
Blake Lopez
It's pretty common core knowledge that a Houston team will eventually fuck up a game really bad. Wether it's the Astros, Rockets or Texans. I mean hell, anyone remember the Oliers? Now that was a Houston team that made fucking things up a form of art. Tonight the Texans were just simply out gunned and out classed at every level. It's going to take some time for the Texans Offense to really gell as a team. But when they do. They will be awsome. But the old Olier curse will rear it's ugly head every now and then.
Austin Rivera
4-2 at Heinz Field
Adrian Ward
Charlie Weis
David Parker
Bobby Petrino
Alexander Wilson
the only team brissett would be a starter on is the browns and that's only because rgknee is injured again
Daniel Ross
The issue here is the Texans didn't score more points than the Patriots. I have never, in all my years watching the sport, seen a team win without scoring a single point. The solution is easy though, all they have to do is score more points. The more points the better.
Anthony Fisher
>May May Twat has recorded 0 (zero) sacks in 4 games against New England
Justin Perez
>Buncoes in New England
Wyatt Morales
>and one of the Ls was a Cassel Start. And two of the Ws were a Kordell Stewart Start.
William Howard
You should be an NFL head coach
Henry Bell
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Kevin Torres
7-2 is still a great record 2bqhwyf
Aiden Brooks
Not fat enough but i'm working on it
Jason Cooper
burrs here. we'd take him
Leo Harris
>the city of Houston
Jaxon Torres
Yall just fucking suck
Jonathan Clark
Osweiler is just awful, despite whatever numbers people put up. His terrible decision-making made me scratch my head down to the skullcap. All the time in the world and he throws right outside the hands of his receivers or sends the ball right into a corner, turning his WRs into corners since they have to smack the ball out of their hands. I wish Hopkins just socked him in the face for bailing him out from that ugly ass throw.
Jonathan Powell
Remember all those threads and sports columns and radio shows when all those Texans stans talked about how great it was to be 3-0 4 days before the game even started? That may have had something to do with it. I know-maybe try to trade for Jacoby Bisset! I mean, how bad could he be?
Robert Perez
i'll give you brisset
Camden Smith
And a 1st round draft pick. Also an undisclosed amount of cash.
Robert Hernandez
Maybe.
But it mostly confirms Brady DEFINITELY is.
Luke Rogers
I was most impressed by hopkins, dude caught the ball one handed on what most certainly should have been pass interference along with a few other spectacular grabs in double coverage. If you get a real QB in the draft, you guys could easily be potent.
Noah Wood
We can't win in Foxborough. They fucked us in 2012 and they fucked us again this year. Let it go and move on.
Benjamin Thompson
HAHAHAHA
The passing numbers have been so average since he's been gone. Let Brisset or Grop (Bless him) lead the team back in the 4th quarter.
Brady is the GOAT because of the solid ice in his veins.
Ryder Nguyen
lel neither of these QBs has trailed yet. We'll need Brady for the difficult games
Robert Perry
This means a playoff run is off the table. Maybe they'll win the wild card game. Maybe
Isaac Rogers
Yes Mr. Quads man
Grayson Price
What the fuck texass. You say every year will be your year, and I actually believed you this time, you looked pretty good. Then this. What did you even do?
Oliver Gray
texans have only beat pats once bruh (and pats probably should have rested more players but got a meme injury to welker but whatever)
no, jj watt has had the best 5 year stretch of any defensive player ever, in the first 5 years of his career, guaranteed first round hall of famer based on play alone if he retired today.
Ryan Mitchell
>Discuss what went wrong
living in Houston, for one
Jaxon Sanders
>That flag Stfu and stick to hockey you syrup sucking canuck.
Gavin Taylor
I'm done Fuck Houston sports, they have literally made me hate baseball and basketball but now I just hate football because the Texans can't and won't do jack shit. Fuck this shitty city
Ayden Price
>didn't get across midfield until the end of the 3rd quarter >wonders what went wrong
Isaac Jones
more like 4.5 ypc and 2td ayy lmao hes amazing
Camden Carter
This terrifies and confuses Tom Brady
This is also where regular season game between Den and NE will be played this year
Elijah Robinson
>Implying any other AFC besides the Broncos is on the Patriots' level
Grayson Ward
>toughest game of the year >Pats fans are this delusional
Ryan Fisher
Osweiler is straight up trash. Did the Texans even watch his film, because it was obvious he was shit last year. Weak arm. Poor footwork. Shit decision making. Zero leadership. Dumb as fuck. The touchdowns he's thrown have been just launching shit up in the air and hoping Hopkins (who is fucking awesome) comes down with it.
>brock osweiler >seventy two millions in the official currency of the united states >the texans of houston >the year of our lord two thousand and sixteen
This is how bad teams stay bad.
Christian Wilson
Also, the guy is like 6'8" tall and I don't think there is another QB in the league who has this many batted down passes.
Christopher Miller
lol so your team has that big white defender and you took 27 pts?
Embarassing.
Isaiah Rivera
Texas got straight up bamboozled, 5D chess while they played checkers style
Brandon Diaz
so damn #wavy
Oliver Lewis
Kirk will be in the MVP discussion soon.
Noah Rivera
*injured third string QB
Kayden Hill
>without cushing
You mean since 2011?
Wyatt Lewis
Downright shameful that the Texans are the "best" team in their division and will probably go to the playoffs with a sub .500 record. AFC South is a fucking joke
Camden Walker
We'll still beat b level teams like the bengals and the chiefs and have a decent record but after that we'll get embarassed
Angel Rivera
>implying the Texans won't be swept by a pissed off, neck-bearded troll from Indy
t. Ex-Texans """fan"""
Dominic Gray
I am shocked this many Texans have access to electricity.
James Martin
I used to think this. Barely. But I'm pretty sure at this point that Watt just stat pads against the Titans and Jags. The rest of the time he'll make a meme play that doesn't really have an impact on the rest of the game because it comes on first or second down.
Watt disappeared against a shit --> mediocre offensive line that any other REAL pass rusher would have decimated (or at least had moderate success against).
Oh, and Clowney is overhyped. Go ahead, UT Gayman. Keep saying Clowney is elite. Even if he IS good, he's being misused in Houston. Any other team would have figured out how to maximize his talents rather than move him all over the place and ask him to do crap he's clearly not good at.
But I digress. Watt is a meme and will never be considered anywhere NEAR the greatest defensive player of all time. He never shows up when it matters most.
Angel Nelson
no watt
Michael Powell
>9-7 the last two years >sub-500
based fucking retarded Cred Forums at it again
Connor Carter
Whoever decided Charles "le funny socks man" James should return a kick should be shot and mutilated (not necessarily in that order).
Brandon Morales
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Jackson Walker
The Texans will never be "awesome". God hates Houston.
Cooper Ward
hue
Lincoln Ortiz
I want to personally assassinate Rick Smith for all the terrible decisions he's made.
Dylan Cox
>yfw you realize that the Texans (who had a ton of cap room and no notable free agents to sign, unlike Denver) only offered Osweiler 1.5 million a year more than what the Broncos were offering him