No matter what you say, all your favorite football players come from here
No matter what you say, we are the reason why the NFL is relevant
No matter what you say, we are the strength and foundation of this country
Give us your best shot, we don't care.
South of Waco, reporting in.
Dude, the last relevant thing that Texas did was to give the world the D Town Boogie.
Other than that, you've laid low for the past decade
>barely any minorities
explain relevance ?
>boom
> D Town Boogie.
not to mention that it took a bunch of California rappers to promote this to the whole world.
no matter what you say, Texass hasnt won a bowl since Vince Young
no matter what you say, the cowboys are a laughing stock with their glass bones QB and the eternal chokers of houston
no matter what you say, the godawful education of yours was spent on a 60m dollar stadium that was condemned after just 1 1/2 years
It all started in the northeast you fucks.
Yale University, Rutgers, Princeton, Harvard.
That's not California or Florida. Everyone knows the best athletes come from there.
Test
No matter what you say, one of your teams lost to a 3rd string QB.
...
Texas.
name literally one good football player that comes from texas
protip: you can't
pulisic is from pennsylvania
I'm talking about real football not divegrass
do you ever see Chip & Joanna from Fixer Upper around town?
>$60 million for a HIGH SCHOOL football stadium
Nice fucking priorities.
>state with the dallas cowboys
>talking
Will amerikeks ever recover????
Pretty sure dempsy is from Texas though
>best QBs are from California
>NFL was saved by a game between the Colts and Jets
What did OP meam by this?
Better than giving welfare out to fucking minorities like the Communist states do
You think anyone from Texas gives a fuck about Divegrass?
We aren't the third world
>texas
>not third world
George Halas begs to differ
Hey, remember how Texas was it's own country and then begged the US to bail them out because they went bankrupt?
good times
they don't
California has and always will be the state of atheletes and stars
Surely this has nothing to do with the hordes of 3rd world taco barbarians taking over the state
It wasn't just that. Most of the Texans were recent immigrants from the US, had family in the US, and would have pushed for Texas to join the US either way.
In unrelated news, the Mexican population of Texas currently makes up 40% of the state and is rising quickly.
Most of the Mexicans are white