/mls/ General: >Soon Edition

how many days was that without a thread?

NASL to God's given right to division 1 when?!?

There will always be things to soonpost about, but yeah it's mainly just for this build up period. Just like tomorrow will always be tomorrow.

are you talking about the >SoonDome?

No retractable pitch :(, just a retractable roof. The only stadium here with a retractable pitch is in Arizona and the only reason they have that is because they built the stadium in the middle of nowhere and theres enough room for that. If they had the room, they would totally build a retractable pitch here.

and no it's not just for MLS. It's for NFL, NCAA Football, NCAA Basketball, Concerts, Conventions, Wres-lel-mania, Monstertruck shows, and hopefully a World Cup.

youtube.com/watch?v=8qoGP1NNJwY

>Soon

almost 6

Handegg team is the main tenant of the stadium.

You'll be lucky if naslel even exists next year

He has some kind of heart condition

real talk, who's the guy who teaches footwork to our women players. Their dribbling and nutmegs were really good against Netherlands

could we get him on board with the mens and get some actual ballhandling going?

si.com/planet-futbol/2016/09/21/nasl-shakeup-ottawa-fury-tampa-bay-rowdies-usl-bill-peterson

ok

He had an irregular heartbeat about 3 weeks ago, he sat out of the past 4 games. They said a week and a half ago that he was would be back by the end of the year, maybe in the play offs (if >we squeak in), but he hasn't been at another practice or training since and then they announced the announcement.

Hopefully he's okay :(

telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/09/23/fort-lauderdale-strikers-handed-qatari-lifeline/

>people who own PSG and miami city might buy the ft lauderdale strikers

D I V I S I O N O N E

>Soon

Please kys

Chicago Fire relegation when?

UNION

>Soon

>Soon: forgot pic edition

Reddit

>Soon: late night vibes

youtube.com/watch?v=zu5xfnUz7c0

>lel

>Soon: Pack Pace is today

>mfw the league logo and letters M L S trigger insecure americans and yuros

they're scared of what we will become lads

ATL UTD is really going out all out to meme themselves into relevance... i'm thinking LAFC will outdo every MLS franchise when it comes to initial marketing and memeing though

agreed, actually, desu.

LAFC is a marketing dream, new team, new awesome soccer specific stadium in downtown LA, nice crest, and a celebrity ownership ground ready to make a big splash... It's hard to imagine a better starting position than that. Too bad they will only market via hashtags.

>Soon

]San Jose EarthquakesQuakes98 32 points 23 hours ago
A PORTLAND TIMBERS FAN WALKS IN TO A BAR WITH HIS DOG JUST AS THE FINAL SCORES ARE BEING ANNOUNCED ON THE TELLY. WHEN TAYLOR TWELLMAN CONFIRMS THAT PORLAND HAVE LOST AWAY FROM HOME THE MANS DOG FALLS TO THE FLOOR, ROLLS ON HIS BACK, PUTS HIS LEGS IN THE AIR AND PLAYS DEAD.
"THAT'S AMAZING" SAID THE BARMAN. "WHAT DOES HE DO WHEN PORTLAND WIN?"
"I DUNNO" SAID THE TIMBERS FAN, "I'VE ONLY HAD HIM FOR 13 MONTHS".

are you working at the site? nice pics btw

n-no. I kinda want to sign up for this thing where they have a bunch of fans show up to test the entries/point of sale so they can do autistic data crunching stuff with it.

>Soon

packpace update: 1-1, second half just started.

ATL scored first but the chargers scored on an awesome set piece right before halftime.

He looks like a creepy pedo uncle.

2-1 ATLANTA

twitter.com/EricQuintana47/status/779747554196090880

>Soon

3-1 Atlanta in the 65th

twitter.com/AcademyATLUTD/status/779748709798215680

>Soon

video of goal:
twitter.com/EricQuintana47

>Soon

4-1 Atlanta in the 74th

twitter.com/EricQuintana47/status/779750858632359937

>Soon

>tfw we win the sclup

>tfw no jimmy chips

>goto Sounders to capture some trophies
>only collect heart problems
>see Eddie Johnson
>yfw we find out that turf causes heart problems 10 years from now

5-1

twitter.com/EricQuintana47/status/779754280488230912

>Soon

YOU GET THAT BLOND HAIR OUT OF HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>My nipples look like milk duds!

>U-18's win 5-1
>U-16's winning 2-0

>Soon

...

>those sideburns
oh wow...

>sapong

U N I O N
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Bedoya playing the 10, let's see what he's got.

Any time Carroll and Creavalle are on the field at the same time, I don't like >our chances at getting a win.

will TOR expose the doops today??

U-18's win 5-1
U-16's win 3-0

feelsgoodman.jpg

>Soon

Ken Tribbett is not very good at soccer

What retard came up with the MLS competition format?

>americans

D O O P
O
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P

A L E
L
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>The city of Toronto

are most of the mls' coaches literal whos?

maybe i just don't care about many besides 5 or 6 of them.

>are most of the mls' coaches literal whos?
Pretty much yeah

check the OP

>Soon

I do not speak about theoretical teams that are not playing in the ongoing mls year.

Don't even reply to their "fans" either.

Fuck I missed the TFC goal

>dat backheel flick from Nyarko for the goal

Wow >we are gonna lose

ORLANDO
R
L
A
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D
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BTFO
T
F
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>go watch hockey world cup for like 2 mins
>suddenly 2 more DC goals
What happened

Keep watching it and we might get more

i watch a lot of soccer, some mls, mostly nyc and red bulls. but i can't name a single player on fc dallas.

You and most of their own fans

Guess who's back.
twitter.com/HoustonDynamo/status/779847006109900800

its in the net! ohhh its in the net!

you would if you played fantasy. Dallas has a solid squad

Back again.

i know. that's the weird part, they're dominating but i don't know any of their players. i know players on montreal, toronto, orland, la, seattle and on and on. i'm not sure what point i'm even making. do they not have any stars? just a solid player in every position?

> Tata

you have to be fucking delusional

They had Castillo, but he got sold to turkey right when the coup started. he was awesome. They still have Mauro Diaz, and Urruti...not really "stars" but they are better than a lot of "stars" like Mix n shit.

My fav desu

>ridgepoorly

That's a penalty.

>i dont rate Bedoya

so do you just shitpost while you go to dark sketchy bars and smoke joints in the street every night?

not hating desu.

kek

>Dallas becomes a super club

wow i genuinely thought that was a pic of the kanye concert when i was on the train

but kinda yeah

as a program they have 3 trophies already this year (USOC + U-16, 18 national champs) and still could win the ML Scup, Shield and make a good run at CCL. All with the lowest spending in the league.

they are acting like a superclub that doesnt need spending.

>dallas becomes a buyers club

...

what did he mean by this? does he think we all watch his minor league team?

>The tumblrs of Portland

Dead less than a minute in. Neat

Ultras got shut down by the team so I'm in the expensive seats

yeah what the fuck happened. i looked away for 2 seconds. fucking MLS man - you can NEVER skip the first or last minute of a half

C O W T O W N
O
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I didn't have a clear view

holy shit dem deats. So they punished the Ultras by giving you better seats?

Nah, I always sneak to better seats any event I go to. I've been on the glass 4-5 sharks games while paying for the cheapest tickets

...do they not have ushers check your ticket at the top of the isle?

you couldnt do that at like...any game ive ever been to

holy shit can RSL please just play one game without going 0-0 until the 70th minute.

Things are different in Scum Jose

Agreed, I have no ulterior motives for wanting Sallad CF to lose by the way.

So who's better, Miazga or Glad

NYC is a success if you ignore their stadium

Get in super early during warmups, sit in the section right below where your ticket is (107 if ticket is 207 etc), don't leave your seat, and if they ask to see your ticket say your friend gave it to you and texted that it was in the 100 level and it must have been a mistake. I've only had to move to my real seat once

Nah. A bitter ball hog who was pissed he didn't take the attention crown from Donovan that he felt he deserved.

He is decent player ... but just annoying as fuck.

brilliant. you were always my fav tripfag.

...

>she still works there

damn. usually hot girls get a new job and a better salary every year

oh well this is from my archive, unless you are OP. Did you get get kicked out or something? Too bad about Cubo @Cruz

>there are 0 white guys on the field for SJ

actually, I am OP.

>Soon

I dont really lad. I rate him as much as I rated Danny Califf. Philly is a fucking death trap. You could put Ronaldo in PU and I wouldnt break a sweat.

Benny is 100percent mad rn

>he doesnt know about the athletic black stallions being groomed

idk man. Ernie changed that team, and I was calling for someone to buy-out the Union all last season.

woooo

My biggest problem with "Ultras culture" in MLS has been the fact that each ''''hardcore'''' supporters group seems to think the team absolutely depends on them because they put a pic or two of some flag/scarf waving supporters in season ticket brochures. Like MLS teams couldn't sell season tickets on "they're $300 instead of $1500-2000 like NFL/NBA" if they didn't have supporters to bank on.

I look at the Twitter account for @SanJoseUltras today, and they've just been retweeting two things:

1) Random supporters saying that Ultras are the "heart and soul of the team", and

2) regular fans complaining that MLS used league-approved smoke during the All-Star game at Avaya in the Summer.

You can't say "I'm mad that the League wouldn't let us use smoke/pyro" and "regular fans don't want us OR the League using smoke/pyro" in the same sentence. You're not selling anyone on the idea that you should be allowed to do displays like that by posting examples of people angry/frustrated by displays of smoke and flares. I've been in the Fort at Gillette when people have set off flares/smoke, it's not "Ultra", it's not "Hardcore", it's 1-2 assholes thinking they can define the fan experience through the inability to see the actual game taking place on the field. I'm sorry, QuakesFag and any other SJ fans, you guys seem solid here, but the attitude from 8-10 "supporters" per team (and I'm including my Revs here) seems to be louder and more obnoxious than people who just want to watch and enjoy games on the weekend.

It's funny because it doesn't go like that in KC. We realize we're fans and we're all fickle. Honestly, it's mainly just a San Jose thing or other places with immigrant populations.

Who cares though, it'll right itself. First win in 16 years in San Jose with a bandaged lineup. Fuck it, start the same minus Espinoza of course next week in NE.

>tfw you went to the bullshit loss earlier this year in sj and not this game

It's hard not to paint a broad brush because the guys making noise and screaming "Against Modern Football" are the ones that actually get noticed. I think that 99% of MLS fans just want to chill and recognize that the biggest rivalry in MLS is "American Soccer vs. Irrelevance", but that remaining 1% just come across as gigantic tools.

It's almost a Supporter Group to Supporter Group thing - the guys I met in Dallas for the Open Cup final were incredibly chill. The guys I've met from Columbus and DC were solid, too. But the Sons of Ben and Third Rail guys, I wanted to punch. They had that obnoxious attitude that their teams owed them something for being fans, and I just hate that attitude.

it makes me so happy to see this in rotation

kek

I will never understand this image, who fucking made this? Is it that one autist who asks about which cities MLS would be more popular in?

how the fuck do you not get this?

Who /solarpowereveryhour/?
youtube.com/watch?v=_UIj0BuAQJs

Are you, by any means, DUMB AS FUCK?

>he thinks MLS has clubs

Atlanta United U-18's win again today, this time 3-2 over IMG

twitter.com/DirtySouthSoc/status/780074452629479424

oh yeah and

>Soon

why the fuck is Costa Rica on disliked? Why is Canada/NASL on the good side? I'm trying to see where this all ties together

this is our fault.

we let this happen.

>Reddit is unfunny
Water is wet, news at 11.
Why post this tripfriend? Who cares?

>Cred Forums.png

this one is funnier imo

>all leastern conference fans

Really makes you think.

He's autistic and obsessed with anything related to north american soccer. Use your brian.

user Quakes usher here. I can confirm that the Usher staff for the Quakes is so shorthanded that they literally only cover the suites gates.

>Soon

damn quincy amerikwa has bad luck with injuries

Ready to get your shit pushed in Seattle?

Is Atlanta's new stadium going to be turf? Because if so why are you hyping this piece of shit so much?

Yeah, just officially kill our playoff chances

>This attendance though

>Soon

;^)

LAGS EXPOSED

>mfw everyone doubted college messi

Apologize.

wtf I hate Galelxy now

keked when Morris got mad about flying beer

>Seattle beating LA
>Seattle beating LA in LA
>Seattle beating LA in LA 4-1

What is even happening?

spics aren't human

BENULDY :DDDDD

>Soon

>LA gets blown out by Seattle
>San Francisco gets blown out by Seattle

When will California admit we are their masters?

E X P O S E D

>Keane needs to retire in grace.
Fuck the jersey bank roll we need a relevant team.

>Soon

That's what LAFC is for

>muh millineals marketing.

Inside sources claim Tampa Bay from NASL to USL is a done deal, but will not make the announcement until the season is over

>USL to God's given right to division 2 when?!?

No shit Sherlocks.

inb4 this is the last post in the thread. cya next week.

>Soon

Uhm I'm sorry has NASL folded yet? No I don't think so. Tamba Bay will NEVER leave. So shut the fuck up.

>soon

midfieldpress.com/2016/09/26/exclusive-california-nasl-expansion-bids-take-form/

GULATI, NASL GOD'S GIVEN RIGHT TO DIVISION 1 WHEN?!?

This thread is super comfy

just 165?

come on anons

is it or is it not the la aztecs?

better not be something lame like san francisco's nasl team

leave it to a southerner to keep his word

did you just include tampa with the south?

i'm just done with the soonposting, don't even care who does it, or even to get the right posts quoted.

hope the faggot that started it gets relegated from this mortal realm.

Alrighty then

>yesterday all my problems seemed so far away

Im gonna miss him, but he deserves to be able to go to his hometown team

Tata to ATL announcement today?

If the aztecs are being relaunched. This would be the smartest move nasl has done to date.

haha suck that shit.

>Soon

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=238&v=_pc5erIQp1k

Some quality bantz on display

>Soon

forgot pic again wew

>Soon

>midfieldpress.com/2016/09/26/exclusive-california-nasl-expansion-bids-take-form/

Prepare yourselves MLELS and USLELS. NASL to God's given right to division 1 NOW!!!

>losing against a defender in a skill challenge

wew

PULISLICK

What the fuck? This is like Scolari going to China.

>Soon

People watch this still? lel

this isnt going to work out. at all.

>memertino

I miss him already

Where's your "Americans are delusional for thinking Martino would ever come to MLS" posts now?

>give Messi his worst season in Barcelona
>give Messi another international failure
>now coaching in MLELs

is there a more JUST manager?

He's overqualified to be coaching at My Little Sawker

Holy shit this field

>tfw Robles drowns

Glad they are keeping BWP and Klejstan out of this shitshow

>refball

Did Jesse just tell them to stop fucking around?

w-why is grella bad now : (

here
this. I feel sorry for the atlanta supporters for having to endure their first mls tournament with this guy.

>that flag
>this subject

opinion discarded. You guys don't even like Messi.

>Veron continues his march toward being the least relevant DP

>it's a central American murderball episode

>its another carribean ref episode

Was he just horrendous at Newell's?
He did decently with Paraguay

We just need one to justify pulling out

>no pity
nice marketing there assholes.

>it's a MLS can't score against central american team on the road episode

NASL to division 1 when?

I'm guessing you didn't actually watch the game

CHIMPOUTTTTTT

>red bull arena in february
>team only has preseason to prepare

hopefully >soon

>FUCKING TATA OF ALL PEOPLE

Does this motherfucker even speak English?

his wife is an english teacher....so.

People can barely understand Viera and he's coaching in MLS

Roy Jones Jr. tweeted about Tata.

What has MLS started here?

You now remember I've been saying this for almost 3 years

>Soon

>look up old /mls/ in archive
>5-6 soonposts per thread
>always reached bump limit

>now
>50% of thread is soonposts
>slow ass threads

How do we make /mls/ great again?

did you see the tripfags in the old threads?

we need one of the following:

>tragic player death powering page views
>a neo-nazi mls club
>chicago just literally ceases to be a franchise one day and everyone goes home
>robbie rogers sex tape
>new york team to win mlsc up so every1 mad

>new york team to win mlsc up so every1 mad
nyc is the only one that fits that criteria

i've always felt that /mls/ trips are some of the least cancerous of any of the generals

there's almost no blogposting and tripdrama unlike the generals that everyone complains about

gonna start dumping from my /mls/ folder

1/?

2/?

I guess the strikers don't belong in this photo anymore

3/?
accurate as of last season

4/?

5/?

6/?

7/?

LAFC should be on here next to the Chivas USA logo

>tfw seeing this as the first post after coming back to /mls/ for the games today and not having been here since early on in the season

Cannot be fabricated.

>unchanged
disgusting

It's a CCL game, but still

this desu

>>tragic player death powering page views

dempsey is ded m8

delete this

Windows next pls sawker gods

wtf i hate >soon now

nah like kirk urso dead

When DC moves out of RFK, are they tearing it down? They are the only tenant there, right?

>mfw everything is falling into place

>Soon

Is Jozy, dare I say it, elite?

How does it feel knowing how shit MlelS is that Pulisic was only able to become a top class young player by having to avoid MlelS altogether and train in Europe?

He's not even at MLS Wondo level and Giovinco is twice better

animal rights activists would be mad

Feels about right. I'm still going to support my local team.

Not true. OUR academy practically set him on the path that brought him to Dortmund and the kind of player he is now.

I don't know why everyone expects MLS to be a world class league. There are a lot of countries and leagues in this world, why does MLS have to be the best after only 20 years?

Yeah I think they're going to turn the area into fields and parks for kids

>rip furry friends

>dcu vs crew game is a snoozefest

Not gonna make the playoffs playing like this

Maybe MLS marketing team should stop saying they will be "top league" by 2020

>this delusional
Stop taking credit from PA classics and his daddy

because american exceptionalism

Are you a Chicano or are you a """"lifelong"""" Real Madrid/Manchester United/PSG/Bayern Munich fan?

neither faggot

I see, you were afraid of being called a gloryhunter so you're a "fan" of Dortmund, Atletico, and Spurs instead.

Newsflash, you're still a yurocuck

>he "supports" a team from a country he's never lived in

Put your name back on Doop so I can filter you retarded ass.

>changing the goalpost
>taking credit from a small youth club
>union developing anyone of worth

>implying I'm Doop
>implying my goalpost was ever anything other than proving that you're a plastic gloryhunting piece of shit

>implying I live in a MLS market or give a shit about some yuro team
Closest team to me is in NASL. Fuck off MLShill.

Ah yes, I remember why I left this general now.

plastic faggot detected

good

if you can't see that american gloryhunters are what's holding MLS back then you have no business being here in the first place

How the FUCK was that not encroachment on the penulty

Whew at the 70th minute I was terrified this DC vs Crew game would end 0-0 and now it's a blowout

>scum jose's position on the table
lovin erry laff

How exactly are gloryhunters holding MLS back?

by supporting foreign leagues over MLS, which ordinarily on its own wouldn't be so bad, but many of them also shit on MLS every chance they get so the prevailing impression is that MLS is a terrible league when in fact it's improved a lot in the past 5 years and will only get better

hurr mlels is shit = low viewership
low viewership = wow what a shit league

What's the point of having higher views when the league is so highly regulated with hard caps and weird rules?

Every league in the country has salary caps and weird rules. That hasn't stopped the NFL and NBA from being incredibly relevant and widely watched.

Higher viewership would:
1) make the league more nationally relevant
2) bring in more broadcast and sponsorship money to the league and the teams, so that the salary cap might go up and MLS might actually be able to compete for foreign talent and invest more in the domestic academy system as a viable alternative to NCAA soccer

Viewership is super important. All that broadcast revenue is why the Premier League is so relevant.

>That hasn't stopped the NFL and NBA from being incredibly relevant and widely watched

That's because those are the sports where US has a monopoly on the sport. MLS will never compete for the upper echelon of talent as long as the salary caps and weird rules are in place.

>bring in experienced tap artist Ruiz to score against his Guatemala
>can't even do that much given multiple good chances

Waste of money. Now Dallas has to beat or draw Suchichi at their house, which should not be difficult since their leading scorer got carded.

oh hey guys. looks like we have a thread going now.

>Soon

SWALLOW THE DEER DALLAS KEKS
ASJKSASJKASJKASJKSAJASKJSKJKAJKASJKJAJKS
>tfw I can only live vicariously through a meh-tier club from my country

congrats, you beat Dallas Z team

Meh.

I think we're maybe an Argentina-tier destination for players right now. Plenty of central and south americans (not even DPs) landing in MLS these days.

wena chicano

Come on now.

Which one of these guys got more of what they wanted?

Come on Chicago, kill flounderscum

I wish, but...
>Chicago Fire
>killing anything except its own playoff hopes

Would this Sounders team be GOAT if they still had Obafemi?

Even though they shut out the old fish guy

goddammit chicago, useless

ABS on suicide watch

>wont make playoffs

not really

Chicago is an embarrassment to Beastern conference and needs to fold already.

I love Pescado to death, but Suchi has an incredibly young and nearly all-Guatemalan team team, and it's good that young Guatemalans get attention in the international level.

>Beastern
Surely you mean Leastern right?

Ultras Culture in the States is a joke. All these suburban folks who drive up in their SUV's and put on a bandana or a balaclava and chant; All the while drinking craft bear and eating tofu hotdogs while checking their phone to see if someone liked their Pinterest page with the huge supporter flag cake they baked.

Oh, and when someone does happen to not kick the ball 25ft wide of the net and it actually gets past the pub league goaltender that just got hired they let off a "safe" amount of smoke so no one's eyes get hurt or cut a piece off a log with a chainsaw.

So intensely boring and pedestrian.

Don't get me started on the supposed "Hooligan" problem. LOL yea we're hooligan's mates but I can't stay up too late my female boss told me I have to be in an hour early tomorrow morning. Fucking LOL

>Who let these dogs out

>suburban
>SUVs
>craft beer
>tofu hotdogs
>pinterest
>baking
>female boss

wew lad that's a lot of projection

Does Atlanta United FC have a rivalry yet?

not a real one, really. Orlando, Columbus, DCU and MUFC are the only ones to ever talk shit at all. Orlando fans actually did something at a pre-season game in 2015 though...so...they've got that going for them.

>Soon

:(

AMERICAN HOOLIGANS REPRESENT

STAND UP
SHOW PRIDE

WOOF WOOOF WOOOOOOOF

Is Nelson Valdez the worst DP in the league?

I like him as a person (turned down Chinese payday to stay in Seattle) but he's definitely not worth DP wages

>turned down Chinese payday to stay in Seattle

That should make you hate him more

they haven't fucking played yet, why would they?

>glorifying mercs
neck yourself and any merc you see on the way to the necking yourself

This has Dallas USOC

A lot of pent up frustrations in this thread lads

is /mls/ triggered: General?

GET REKT

>couldn't stay up last night to watch the game

Still, nice win.

also:
>Nuno
Ah, I now remember why they fired him.

>le never win any trophies: the team

Did I miss something?

2 Suncoast Pro Classic trophies in 6 years of existence and 2 USOC runners-up, WE are just biding our time until we use the region and shit out Pulisic tier players every few years

What the fuck is this drama?

>le never win any real trophies: the team

mls in itself is enough to trigger people on both sides its actually quite beautiful

What am I reading?

>Soon

Hope you guys enoyed your cup of Joe today.

bump

Does anyone else see people like Ted and those faggots in Seattle and ask why do we even bother with this sport?

Every Union game I wonder why I put up with this shit.

I will when atlanta kicks off on their turf

Argie here.
Is anyone in the USA truly excited for having Martino on their team?

The guy had a decent World Cup with Paraguay by parking the bus, then won half a league with Newells in Argentina back when the Argentinean league was divided in two short tournaments of 19 matches each with individual titles, then he took the best Barcelona ever and managed to make them win zero trophies in a season for the first time in years; then he destroyed everything Sabella did well on Argentina's NT.

Why call the cheap, watered down version of Bielsa when Bielsa himself is currently not working?

I'm going to assume he won't do well, only because expansion teams in MLS have a hard time in their first few years usually.

But who knows, maybe it works out for him in Atlanta. It must be nice to be able to help build a team from scratch

nyc is doing fine now

MLS realistic goal is become the best league in the continent, right now is behind Argentina, Brazil and Memexico....

>argies in charge of knowing that continents are

You're part of the problem

>muh turf

you forgot your >soon you fucking southern hick

Why does Cred Forums label everyone either shit or GOAT?
So he maybe didn't win a trophy for Barcelona but that doesn't make him the worst possible choice in every other goddamn league

Thank you for proving me right

The market of footy players in america is very strong....mexico and brazil right now are buying us our elite players in our league that are not that good to play in europe.
Like Piatti for example....MLS needs to target those kind of players....

There's been a bunch who come here and are just busts
Piatti isn't even that good anymore

more than likely they'll suck next year

>Soon

my sides, post moar of tata in atlanta...

>Soon

Guys, I'm new to MLS and I have a question.

I want to live amplified. Which hours can I get Solar Power?

SOLAR
POWER
EVERY
HOUR

roughly from 7 am to 7 pm depending on your location in the US

Give me one reason why this man won't grow into one of the greatest ever American managers

philly

>Soon

>historcal choker decides to manage an ATL team

you cant make this stuff up

>tfw a doop is dooping in my vicinity
shoo doop shoo

Good morning /mls/

>Soon

>tie too short
>no dimple in tie
>shirt not ironed

Fucking plebs get out of /mls/ REEEEEEEEEE

I guess we can kill this thread and make a new one for DGW matchups?

Where do we watch these?

Dubs-Quads for truth. That's a sign the MLS has really made it.

USL games are all on youtube

Youtube streams all the games

Youtube. The USL actually has a place where everyone can watch games, unlike the NASL where you need an expensive cable package to even find the games.

>espn3
>expensive

How are the Strikers and Rayo OKC doing, user?

Strikers will be bought by a night rich group. Rayo OKC will play next season.

Relegation when?

Is Villa MVP over Manletvinco?

>Sacramento for MLS

youtube.com/watch?v=3YGdBxf-mI8

Well...if only this could replace LAFC

I welcome all meme teams, even LA2

how the fuck are nyc unironically on top?

>everyone in the comments yelling about how we dont deserve the spot because theres already 3 teams in CA

its not our fault theyre giving everything to LA

nice trips, c o w t o w n should get a team.

bump

>Galaxy II

>mlssoccer.com/post/2016/09/30/playoff-scenarios-who-can-clinch-and-be-eliminated-weekend

Where is >your team /MLS/?

>DC United needs four bullet points to happen
a-at least we can't be eliminated

Because they want to BTFO you for doubting them

welp. no new thread this week I guess.

>Soon

>tfw all the philly fans clogging beer lines shouting "who are ya" tonight
>tfw daniel royer posts his fucked up hamstring on ig
>tfw it's not raining but its cold and gray so the game will be sparsely attended

Will tfc finally win a god damn game at home?

California should be banned from having more teams after LAFC.

>Soon

just get rid of LAFC

they dont need 2 teams

Wrong

Correct

We have 1/8th the population of this country. 4 teams is far from being a lot for us.

>tfw already eliminated

U N I O N

great team

Should be relegated

anyone watching independence now?

Just got home to watch. How'd Rhinos score two?

quiet down flyover.

I hate Duvall so much

Did that goal look as retarded as i think it did

>only watching 2/4 games on right now

fuck it. I dont care anymore. cmon playoffs.

Dude i am in the section right by him and its honestly astounding. I used to love him but he is as bad as zizzo

Literally just standing there doing nothing on that goal

RIP Yaro

Is this /doop/?

>rhinos sub off a goalscorer and replace him with the assistant manager

I miss the old duval
Shoot at the goal duval
The black as coal duval
Serve up the ball duval

He's always been an absolutely shit defender desu

>GET THE FUCK UP MUYL

Tfw ur a noodle

What you smoking tonight m8

I'm about to see a band and haven't tuned in yet, apparently Birnbaum nutmegged Geiger in the TFC vs DCU game?
That's fun

Wondo-tier miss by Solignac

>tfw you get an argie hoping for a diego valeri but you end up with luis solignac instead

I ate a sausage instead of halftime piff

I have a lil guy for the walk out and then there is a #female dj rave later so i have some woods rolled :0)

And yes i know you were being ironic

There is a dubstep version of the outfield's "your love" playing rn

I wasn't being ironic, I just picked up some fresh dude lmao today.

>that save took balls

Celebrating Cred Forums bday

Happy Birthday

>Doops in charge of defending

UNION DELUSION

>named tranquillo
>Is a loud obnoxious asshole

Wew lad

>Duvall almost caught out again

Is the Philly meme dead?

Woooooooooooooooo

>chicagofire.jpg

Wooooooo are we top?

>this Dallas attendance.
Where the fuck were they all this time.

GET KEKED YOU BALD MOTHERFUCKER BRADLEY BY A 5'4" ARGENTINIAN

DC UNITED FOR DARK HORSE EASTERN TEAM??

There's still a filter on cucked?
I'm glad actually

by goal differentials, literally the same as nyc otherwise.

Its like 14 to 3 or something lol chill

Wait, there isn't?

KEKED
cucked

>Toronto booing Acosta

I could not be more amused

yeah, but same games played, wins, losses, and ties.

goals for at 56 and 57.

just curious was all i meant

mexico fans there to see gio?

>Gerrard

god dammit. I like the la' but god damn.

>mls a shit
>pulisic a shit
Expected It tbH

Its fate desu

Flyovers triggered

rude!

>Soon

Reminder California should be banned from having more teams.

How is Pulisic a shit?
I don't follow Euro leagues

>L A G S

shit, >we are not gonna make it this year either huh. already sputtering and the playoffs are soon

>mfw Keane gets a dp spot next year.

twitter.com/TotalMLS/status/782397070787379200

I hope they do and LAFC will become more relevant then galaxy could ever hope for.

what podunk little town do you want to get a team then?

The only thing lafc has going for them is a shiney new stadium and pushing the marketing bs. Otherwise the Galaxy still hold reign in a LA.

Is this BTR?

>tfw could bike it to that LAFC stadium without breaking a sweat

fugg, so tempting, but the lags will still be my team, even if it isn't as local as can be.

guys i really thought >we were gonna lose

i bonded so much with the guy who sits next to me who is from staten island

im literally paying for drinks tn come find me at elvis guesthouse ill be the one who is a giant pussy w the death row records chain on

timbers are unironically the best team in the PNW

>mfw

I know bro.

Once LAFC comes on, lags will be pushed out of the player market and go into irrelevance.

>tfw the LA herbal-lifes

its all about marketing. The fo has their work cut for them. lafc doesn't have the money or influence,just a handful of memes.

>L A G S

>lafc doesn't have the money

uhhh.. yes they do?

>AEG money
You have a lot to learn son.

Ah yes the money to buy old has-beens like slippy g.

...

can you both tie and get disqualified together?

next best option would probably be an asteroid taking both teams out on the 89th minute

>a literal unironic ell ayyy fc fan exists

W E W
E
W

...

>clinch a playoff spot because someone else won

fucking lags

>Kamara

>that almost goal by OC

>Campbell booting it into the stratosphere

Enjoy your little shitpost, LAFC will dominate this league.

I hate this fucking team so fucking much

>all these wasted posessions

...

I hope sacremento loses and never get their MLS spot.

>Cole

god dammit, all these wasted opportunities

who is that literally who walking like some goofy motherfucker?

>tfw you legit forgot what winning felt like

I still feel like we lost

>these corners

jesus christ

GUZMAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

this geting bizzare

>going to penalties

god dammit

fuck

god dammit

LMAO SACREMENTO TO MLS? THATS A NICE JOKE

>SPR

...

>SRFC

fuck

doop

Good Morning /mls/

>Soon

No doops, only sadness now

>banned from having more teams.
After Sacramento of course

feels like every Union - Redbull game has been pretty crazy these past couple seasons

when >we went down 1-0 i knew we would need 3 bc pontius would find a way to score

the games have been mostly good i remember the kenny cooper awful angle goal in philly that was my favorite i think

there was like a 60 year old dude with a long ass gray ponytail sitting alone in the section next to me who stood up and waved his scarf for like 3 straight minutes whenever philly did anything last night. it was like bro why are you here and why do you want to be on camera so bad.

im thinking of going to the RBNYII game today but im really hungover so i dont know

also not gonna lie i kind of figured someone would post some sort of cuckold-related banter based on this pic and the remaining liquid in our glasses

>it was like bro why are you here and why do you want to be on camera so bad.

Leave him alone, it's his fun time. That'll be you in a couple of decades anyway.

they definitely will not have cameras or ponytails in chinese prison camps

lads

how do we save Cred Forums? i don't want to go to /r/mls

Why save this shithole?

>Krautsmann still won't call up Hamid

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>bad mls team's keeper, football manager in 2020 depth signing, albino chicano

wew

I don't understand what you're trying to >imply here but if you're trying to >imply DCU is >bad then get ready to get fucking dooped

>three wins in a week
>4th in the conference
>bad

that jurgen's keeper selections are not good

it's a friendly against cuba

im trying to take your side here bro

he also called wondo who will probably score a goal by accident and cause jurgen to call him up 12 more times

Oooooh I get it now
Yeah for sure

Orlando/Montreal game is shit.

If the threat of actual relegation actually existed, this might be more exiting.

We'll that will never happen in this league.

Bingham's better
But
>Glad and Rosenberry still not called up

cmon Louisville

They don't play for 3 hours

What happened to that Siebatcheu kid who scored a goal against PSG last year?

>Soon

Battery just went ahead of Cincinatti

>Soon6

Is the new Atlanta stadium turf or grass?

>Soon

Gross.

NO DONT WORRY PAPA CANCER ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT HIS LITTLE SOCCER TEAM

kek

>Soon

>Sacramento
>Cincinnati

So MLS just lets in teams that couldn't even make it to the final?

USL tournaments mean literally nothing to expansion talks

>greedy Sam Allardyce open to opportunities in USA

mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/sam-allardyce-eyes-move-america-8966599

I guess at his age he doesn't want to learn a second language. Think Minnesota, Chicago or Houston can give him a juicy offer?

RIP thread. RIP /mls/

9 more posts. I'm not making a new thread until friday or whenever the next game is.

forgot rip 4chains

anyone watching? Sounders look like shit

paunovic is almost certainly not going to be sacked
also, AH is never going to splash the cash for a big name player or manager

its cute how the vancouver announcer/fans say "thank you/you're welcome"

What is the gameplan for seattle?

Just get to the corners and pass back and forth

you may eventually have to get the ball in front of the goal

>Philly have a realistic shot at missing the playoffs
O I am laffin

lol

>poorales

what a poorly officiated match

kill me

>maybe next year

does this knock out SJ? Vancouver will probably give you 3 points next week

>back to #1 in Cred Forums mls fantasy league

Fuck yeah. I fucked myself forgetting to make transfers on a big week for everyone else, but I made up all the ground I lost.

Juan, you had a good run, but I'm back baby.

Quakes are next on the chopping block since Vancouver is mathematically out now

>both teams in last year's MLS cup final are gonna miss the playoffs this year

fuck i love parity

fucking seattlel is actually doing it.

all my keks.

>Every ABS' face right now