Anyone know where I can get one of those hats Jobe Watson was wearing today?
Chase Davis
Just got the Swift White Hawkstrider lads
Logan Brooks
Does getting wheeled off an airplane in a wheelchair not count as an incident?
Noah Miller
was that after he drank thirty something beers on one flight?
Carson Powell
Just got paid to post this post lads
Nicholas Campbell
how do I get in on this lad
Parker Moore
County championship starts in five lads
Austin Turner
52 of those half size airline cans yea.
Brody Walker
straffo.
Joseph Myers
tell me about Boland
James Murphy
based boon
I remember hearing the first thing they did after landing was go to a XXXX sponsorship event where he just started drinking again. Pretty sure the pilot literally diverted the plane mid flight too to give him time to drink all 52.
Blake Morris
>teachers aides
Literally nailed it, that's exactly what he reminds me of. Generally well-meaning but has no fucking clue how to interact with people, and probably thinks all this dumb shit he does is normal. I knew a few kids with aides when I was young but never knew them through high school, always wondered how they would turn out. Might go stalk a couple now
Adrian Green
...
James Murphy
Found one
Interesting
Aaron Collins
>criminal justice what a fucking meme, fast track to unemployment I bet he told people he studies law too
Levi Hughes
What an ugly cunt.
The guy's pretty ugly too actually.
Isaac Foster
Be educated Don't watch anime Don't over indulge in games Go to gym Eat well Drive a Mercedes-Benz
And you should be there lad
They have a pretty crappy rugby team that features in the Currie Cup and Vodacom Cup.
Probably full of alcoholics like all the Western Cape. Can't really elaborate more, I hate the Western Cape
Chase Peterson
growing a beard to hide my weak jaw and chin lads
Owen Walker
The other I remember from like year 3 has a Donald Trump cover photo, barely any info and publically shares "memes" like this
Also still have an ignored friend request from him from like 6+ years ago
Fascinating
Julian Roberts
really makes you think
Nathaniel Roberts
...
Owen Hill
where did you find this?
James Foster
His old MySpace profile.
#StraffosBruceTour2017
Owen Mitchell
GIVE POWER TO THE RAIN GODS, HELP /CRIC/'S COUNTY WIN THEIR FIRST EVER CHAMPIONSHIP
I am literally from somerset and I don't appreciate your appropriation of my culture
Grayson Price
Speaking of which, where the fuck is Jynn?
Connor Gutierrez
>that twitter dp christ, I can only imagine what an edgy cunt he was back then
Wyatt Moore
>tfw no jynn gf
Gavin Cooper
...
Samuel Brooks
i was talking about the @4chancricket dp
Levi Price
mate you have no idea
Christopher Ortiz
The Boland (Afrikaans for "top country" or "land above"[1]) is a region of the Western Cape province of South Africa, situated to the northeast of Cape Town in the middle and upper courses of the Berg and Breede Rivers, around the mountains of the central Cape Fold Belt. It is sometimes also referred to as the Cape Winelands because it is the primary region for the making of Western Cape wine.
Although the Boland does not have defined boundaries, its core lies around the towns of Stellenbosch, Paarl and Worcester. It may be understood to extend as far as Malmesbury, Tulbagh, Swellendam and Somerset West. This is approximately the area included in the Cape Winelands District Municipality, which was formerly called the Boland District Municipality. To the southwest lies the Cape Town metropolitan area, to the northwest the Swartland and West Coast, to the northeast the Great Karoo, to the east the Little Karoo, and to the south the Overberg.
The "Boland" name is given to a number of sports teams from the region, including the Boland cricket team and the Boland Cavaliers rugby union team.
Benjamin Walker
honestly putin would have made a great trap
Hudson Harris
Getting so many (You)s from the KP tweet lads
Thomas Murphy
>this is what krazyntini has been reduced to
Isaiah Johnson
This has the potential to be a cracker
Both teams HAVE to win, so middlesex can just trundle along and declare with a lead of like 150, but only give Yorkshire 10 overs to get it hoping they all slog out. Sick meme time.
Ayden Adams
might have to go there for a holiday lads
Connor White
I wouldn't come anywhere here right now hey lad, we've had like no rain in the whole of the country.
Maybe come next year sometime, but keep an eye on if it's had rain, you don't want to visit here when it looks like Bloemfontein in the middle of winter
Aiden Hill
>I wouldn't come anywhere here right now hey lad, we've had like no rain in the whole of the country. any chimpouts?
Tyler Russell
seen these replays at least three times now
Tyler Stewart
how do I find a gf lads? I have literally not copped feelings for a girl in the last three years
Anthony Kelly
Cut out the porn lad
Lincoln Sullivan
haven't watched any for six months, it's all a bit shit
Noah Parker
Always chimp outs this time of the year, because students protest, and by that I mean riot like it's Apartheid still, over fee increases in tertiary institutions. And demand that it should be free. Please don't tell me how fucking retarded the above is, I already know.
But the country right now is in a but if a drought, hoping for rain next year else water restrictions are going to become aids
You know, I was like you lad, but I met an Australian girl who literally is flawless in my eyes, never cares for anyone as much as I do for her. So if you want, I can set you up here some. If you are in decent shape and a bit of a looker, can hook you up with this:
www.jennalithgow.com
Jose Reyes
I would unironically move to South Africa for that
Thomas Morris
You sound like you have no sex drive then, if you're not feeling attracted to girls or watching porn. Are you on antidepressants or something? Can't they fuck with your sex drive?
Ryan Green
Yeah, but I'm on half the dose that I used to be on when my sex drive was alive and well
I'm still attracted to girls physically, just nothing beyond that
Then do it lad. She's a nice girl. And she likes brunette dudes.
I am unironically moving to Australia next year to be with the girl I found there, so if I can do it, so can you
Adam Martin
he also apparently came in to bat tipsy in that GOAT one dayer
Joshua Cox
I remember there was one pakistani guy who played in Imran's team that used to bat drunk all the time
Adrian Torres
And Ponting had a spring in his bat during 2003 WC final.
Jack Smith
>subcontinental coping techniques
Wyatt Wood
Lunchtime doco on Bob Willis lads
Gonna have to try and pirate all these, they're great
Tyler Fisher
Sky Sports have the best stuff on during breaks, I wish someone autistic enough recorded them all. All we ever get in Australia is Taylor going fishing and Healy and Slater spouting """"""""""truthbombs""""""""""
Carter Gomez
Literally watched all of them this week. Yesterday was Derek Underwood, Day 1 and 2 were about the England in West Indies tour of 1980. Fascinating shit.
James Ross
I miss the days when they'd show replays of older games when the game was rained out or something. Nowadays they just put on daytime tv programs that were too shit to make daytime fucking tv.
Just imagine how fucking terrifying that would have been. I get the whole context behind why Lee was doing it, but fuck me I'd be shitting bricks
Jace Parker
6 an over does it lads
Luis Nguyen
Inshallah the skies will open over Lords
Noah Lopez
what did he mean by this?
Jack Garcia
forecast is decent desu, its coming home lads
Connor Bell
Will Trescothick hang himself over this?
Bentley Taylor
...
Evan Richardson
already crying on sky
William Diaz
...
Lincoln Hill
...
Jacob Green
...
Hudson Morris
bollocks
Charles Gray
Based fucking Lyth
Angel Gray
Based fucking Lees
Carson Gray
not liking this
Sebastian Bell
Draw Tbh
Tyler Green
not gonna happen
Wyatt Fisher
bresLAD
Owen Gutierrez
>
Grayson Moore
...
Jaxson Brown
>somerset supporter fug
Sebastian Parker
What a crock of shit.
If you think anyone but Somerset should have won then you have no soul.
Also: >winning a game of cricket by shady dealing and throwing away runs
Disgraceful...they are even justifying it by saying "we did what we had to do to win".
That's not why I watch cricket; it's meant to be dignified. If I wanted people fucking each over to win at all costs I would watch football.
Bullshit.
Charles Perez
>being this fucking mad should have beaten middlesex this season then
:^)
Tyler Baker
>missing the point this badly
It's not about winning. Its about cricket as a game.
The discussion at lunch was all about the ECB favouring flamboyant pyjama cricket over First class and the reason is because it appeals to cretins like you.
County cricket is glorious precisely because it's quiet and relaxed and a comfortable way to spend a warm summer Sunday.
If I wanted contrived declarations and cheerleaders and fireworks I'd watch the IPL...although possibly I'd hang myself first out of shame
Lucas Green
>It's not about winning. Its about cricket as a game. So you just wanted Middlesex and Yorkshire to bat out a draw in a must-win title match?
Get real.
Robert Gray
I'm not saying its perfect but you can't honestly tell me you felt comfortable watching that carry on...
You may say it's OK because the ends justify the means but for me it's just a shame...
Yesterday when Yorkshire were trying to get that 350th run; it was exciting and fun and a great advert to keep the CC alive.
And then today happens and it just...cheapens the whole thing.
I mean if you're happy Middlesex won then great, but be honest...is it as fulfilling as it could have been?
David Morgan
no offence, but you're mad af right now. i'd you have a couple of pints and then sleep it off
Leo Morales
That's fair...I'm pretty mad
I'd just like to hear one person admit that it wasn't exactly kosher.
Hudson Williams
maybe the third umpire was a rabbi
Jack Gray
i don't know enough about cricket to know how common stuff like this is desu
that doesn't even make sense
Jackson Scott
Last time was in 2006 IIRC.
So I'd imagine it happens about half the time there is a compelling reason to (County titles etc.)
Maybe it's just because I hold cricket to a higher standard than other sports...I have precious little to be optimistic about these days and cricket always seemed to me to be the last bastion of civilisation.
Recent decision by the ECB have pushed cricket to move away from this and be more like other sports so I guess I just see this as yet another reason to lose hope.
Mason Johnson
for some reason i always thought the rabbis have to be present during the slaughter for it to be kosher
Easton Ramirez
Serious question...is it OK to use the term kosher?
Occasionally it slips out in conversation and I'm never sure if I'm allowed to say it or not...
Brody Reyes
but there isn't really a point in sports, if you don't try to win. and if you look at this season's results it seems pretty hard to win a fc match without resulting to this
you're right, rabbis inspect companies/premises where kosher food is produced. but if the third umpire were a rabbi he wouldn't have let anything not exactly kosher happen, would he?
it's fine
Justin Harris
why are people suggesting the match was fixed? I didn't watch it but it makes fucking sense to declare in a must win match. and it also makes sense to fucking slog to win in a must win match retards why would they bat out a draw when that means they cant win the title LITERALLY dont understand
Jack Allen
It wasn't that Middlesex declared, it was that Yorkshire threw deliberately easy balls so that Middlesex could get to a declaration target sooner. The number of runs and number of overs left was agreed between the two teams behind closed doors.
Luke Russell
This happened last year too iirc. Probably happens often desu.
Ian Gomez
Problem, Somerset?
Luis Morgan
Oh fuck off mate that was a fantastic ending
Samuel Martin
Holy shit kill yourself declaration bowling is a 10/10 meme and needs to happen more often
Easton Wright
>Middlesex declare, target of 240 >People claim they've thrown the match away >Yorkshire get bowled out >People claim they've thrown the match away Make your fucking minds up chaps.
Nolan Fisher
Cricket was the winner
Owen Nelson
>to know how common stuff like this is desu pretty rare. That was a unique situation because a draw was not an option for either team. 9/10 times in that sort of scenario one team would be playing for the draw.
Robert Morales
This has literally been a tactic for CENTURIES you fucking freshcunt.
>muh history >muh sanctity >muh cricket going down the drain >declaration bowling is literally an archaic tactic from the era where a county trophy was the pinnacle of cricket and is a complete rarity nowadays
Fucking educate yourself, then kill yourself.
Lincoln Butler
Day three starts at 3:30pm today lads, not 4:30pm.
David Hall
Literally just got changed to go down to the nets and it started pissing with rain while I was changing
seething
Angel Nelson
>cricket
amirite
Jaxson Richardson
Just woke up
Lincoln Hernandez
Has mwngf become a parody of himself?
Ethan Roberts
Anyone got a full video of the declaration bowling? Just seen Franklin's dismissal and I fear I may have missed the meme of the year
Jaxon Foster
Reminder that play could have resumed yesterday but the BCCI forced the day to end because they wanted to increase the chance of breaking the partnership
Landon Allen
Genuinely impressive batting from Poo Peeland
Chase Murphy
Latham riding his luck a bit but yeah I'm impressed. Kane, despite the fact that he was out once, didn't look troubled at all. They need to get into a lead before 3 down if >we are to have any proper chance though.
Ayden Walker
how do i have sex lads
Josiah Morris
Find a busty sri lankan girl, slip her a micky and go to town like you were playing first grade cricket again
Connor Richardson
Tbh they both did very well rotating the strike and keeping the pressure on the bowlers, which is what Australia's problem against Sri Lanka was.
Logan Edwards
>at the press conference after play India's batting coach Sanjay Bangar seemed to suggest New Zealand deliberately took breaks so as to slow the game down in the second session, which had hampered the momentum his spinners were trying to build.
Absolutely seething with fury and damage control
Jose Cox
I can just imagine the naan dust and raita flying off his fingers as he said that.
Levi Taylor
Will Bane score 100?
Nolan Young
That's rich coming from India
You now remember Ishant """"accidentally"""" walking out with two right hand gloves at Sydney in 2008
Julian Perez
I'd put a few dollars on it. The lad is unironically going to be NZ's greatest ever batsman
Juan Jones
>"There's a lot of coaching manuals and theories in cricket, but I have now worked out that you are better off not moving your feet." Somerset's James Hildreth after making a hundred on a fractured ankle
Mason Hall
I put a bit on when he was on 0 but cashed out after the edge behind. Still made 300%
Julian Flores
Just got objectified by a group of girls lads, absolutely livid.
Christian Sanders
Yeah and left/right helps. I feel like Latham's compulsion to sweep will get him out though, both his big chances came from him sweeping balls way outside off.
Camden Morgan
>despite the fact that he was out once pleb falsehoodbomb
>XD LE ALLROUNDER GOES AT 6 >XD LE KEEPER GOES AT 7
I thought we ended this meme?
Aaron Nelson
trust in le glasses
Adam Diaz
Tell me about Santner why doesn't he wear the glasses
Ryder Martinez
Twatling batting after Santa actually makes sense lad
Oliver Carter
le glasses
Joshua Hill
Reminder that >we could have batted for another 45 minutes yesterday but the BCCI didn't want that because they wanted kane to get out after being not out overnight breaking his concentration
It makes zero sense and if you think otherwise you are objectively a retard. Santner bats at 8 domestically, Watling bats in the top 3.
Luis Campbell
Ronchi on elite watch
Ayden Nguyen
The BCCI literally took a rake to the pitch overnight, can't have statpadwin not turning square
Nathaniel Bennett
Literally time for LRPL Taylor to retire
Luis Morales
Did Vettori teach Santa how to bowl like Warnie taught Smith
Joshua Torres
>switch on the cric >171-4 JUST
Jackson Russell
Just remembered Mark Craig is in this XI
Thank fuck, we desperately need a cheeky 41*
Isaiah Scott
thank god hes a better bat than a bowler
Adam Ortiz
he's literally going to be the kiwi SPD Smith
Lucas Walker
he unironically averages 47.85
Easton Long
Going to regrip my bat lads
thoughts on going for the Glenn McGrath foundation pink meme?
Club colours, matching the colour of your gloves/shoes or kill yourself
Can't stand cunts who rock up in whites with all the coloured bits being a clusterfuck of no aesthetic
Thomas Hughes
>if you take out all his good innings against good teams he has no good innings against good teams bravo
Wyatt Campbell
I know them stats trigger your autism Danny
Aiden Price
When has he done anything in the last few years? the 290 was on the flattest pitch in the history of the game, he's been invisible whenever we've needed him and the average is only inflated because of his unbeaten 350 v Zimbabwe
Benjamin Long
made a meme lads
Jackson Mitchell
santa on steady ship watch
Thomas Fisher
Nice one lad you should PM it to Smart and cool cricket memes that don't toe the line and hope they give you credit
Kevin Barnes
I would but then you autists would dox me
Jason Hall
Okay just like send it and ask them to credit "Matt Poster", /cric/'s official alias
Levi Rodriguez
What does Santa have to do to become Vettoroldcunt 2.0?
Landon Richardson
Debut at age 18 and average 33 for two decades
Christian Barnes
Vettori would have been elite if he played in a better side Tbh
Joshua Gonzalez
Yeah, he was an elite holding bowler who was forced to be a spearhead because there were no proper attacking quicks half of the time.
Camden Kelly
le crystal ball gazing
Bentley White
learn meme scoops and demand he bat at 10 or 11
other than that he just needs to keep improving his spin
Nolan Hernandez
Why didn't NZ attempt to rope in Jeetan Patel for this tour? I realise he's said no in the past but it would be worth a shot, all of the english pundits rate him as the best county spinner by miles and miles, and since they're playing Ronchi at age 35 bringing him in for just this series before he retires wouldn't be too bad. And it wouldn't exactly cause him to miss many domestic games (probably just one for Warwickshire)
Michael Young
>wrongkey >35
Didn't know he was that fucking old
Aiden Taylor
>using Ronchi as a specialist batsman
this actually might work out
Isaac Williams
Just got back from work.
James Morgan
Yeah it's the reason everyone gets so annoyed every time he's repeatedly picked. Shit for the last 18 months and too old. But he is a class above the other keepers in domestic, got two hundreds in shield last season from only like 5 games
Jace Wright
execute those cunts with the horns
Carson Thomas
There's something so aesthetic about a left armer going super wide on the crease, floating the ball in, pitching on middle and straightening directly down the line of the pitch
Noah Nguyen
>Tim Zoeher kept for WA and Australia >later played for the Netherlands >replaced with Ryan Campbell, who kept for WA and Australia >later played for Hong Kong >replaced with Luke Ronchi >later played for New Zealand >replaced with Same Whiteman >currently holds a british passport
Doing some world quests right now lads, waiting for goosey to log on so we can do raid
Austin Morales
>ywn have a qt curry cricket watching gf to go watch the cricket with and then come home to eat lamb saag that she cooked the night before
David Gutierrez
Yeah. >forced to be our batting opener, bowling spearhead, captain, coach and selector because we're so shit JUST
Nolan Fisher
>New Zealand vs India >Australian flags everywhere
The inferiority complex is real.
Carter Carter
Do it.
Tyler Wilson
who /comfy/ here?
Jacob Harris
>not having the better batsman play later in the innings when the pitch is worse
Fleming would be disappointed in your lack of muscular tactics, daniel
Austin Murphy
Tbh got the next week off uni and I've got absoltely nothing to do
Joseph Hughes
>not bowling right arm pure
Julian Foster
Ronchi Ltd
Brayden Barnes
Because having a cheeky pint at 2 in the morning or saying no to touring the WI deserves getting dropped far more than averaging 28 in nearly 50 tests as an opener, according to Mike Hesson.
Jaxon Howard
I recommend lots of weed and KFC while watching the cric
Oliver Barnes
I wish the australians would fuck off back to their nrl containment thread.
Austin Sullivan
>missus dragging me to a dinner at 7 >just got /comfy/ and ready to watch GOATchi smack a cheeky 150
Relationships are overrated lads
Eli Reyes
based fucking third kiwi
Logan Carter
I'd like to see Buttler in the XI as a specialist batsman and let Bitchstow keep for England
Matthew Nelson
>LE EBERY ONE WITH A LE DECEND LIFE IS LE BAZED TURD GEEWEE XDXDXDXD
Jacob Jackson
wrong way around mate
Elijah Gray
t. Trevor Bayliss
here's your (YOU), FHG
Nathan Rogers
Fuck I mean have Buttler keep
Adrian Anderson
Ronchi's unironically looking good
Eli James
just woke up lads
>kane out in the bad desu
Andrew Gutierrez
>2/77
is stadpashwin over?
Carter Watson
He unironically averages 59.50
Jordan Murphy
puke ronchi
Lucas Wilson
Over
Nicholas Gutierrez
reminder I had Santa=Ashlose
Blake Ortiz
More blog posting from shitinfo
Asher Torres
Tbh there might be something to the Ronchi opening meme Can't do worse than Guptill
Camden Thompson
That's the meme you fucking freshcunt
Camden Morgan
rather have him at 11 at least guppy is prone to bouts of form every once in a while
Nolan Fisher
Is moving a different country for the sole purpose of posting with a rare flag /cric/ approved?
Christian Perry
yeah mate
Adam Myers
I hope our spinners appeal every ball desu.
John Lopez
Somebody help me find a job abroad (with accommodation).
P.S. I dropped out of college.
Elijah Barnes
desi here
ill sponsor you
Eli Green
Did you move from India or were brought up in the states?
Easton Bell
>The lad is unironically going to be NZ's greatest ever batsman Honestly, he already is
Owen Cooper
born and raised here, also I'm only half
>when your own family calls you gora
Eli Garcia
He wouldnt have got into Australia (pre-2007) or any South Asian side
he would have been elite as fuck for South Africa or England tho
Jackson Sanchez
>it's another krazykunt gets back from work and replies to every single post in the thread with pointless "truthbombs"
bit tired of this rerun
Brandon Harris
its funny because its actually true everytime you point this out
Evan Adams
girlfriend is pissed at me for watching cricket all day, wew lads
Brandon Watson
>Rajkumar: "Reverse swing with a 5 over old ball? What are you talking about?" Ah, my bad. I forgot. It was conventional swing
jesus, I could be a better cricinfo commentator than this bloke
James Williams
gf dumped me last month lad
Isaiah Price
I have literally avoided the sexual/emotional attraction meme for years
Oliver Peterson
Should Australia invest some time and resources into making abos GOAT at cricket?
Nicholas Morris
>New Zealand is unironically doing better in Asia than both South Africa and Australia
What a time to be alive
Charles Evans
you alright lad?
Daniel Martin
>if it's old it must be reverse >if it's new it must be conventional
The fucking state of this guy's understanding.
Anthony Morgan
unironically yes
they'd make elite fast bowlers and they have great eyesight
tame pitch tbf
Asher Martinez
>Darwin and Perth were the only capital cities to record falling [house] prices, while all other cities rose both in the June quarter and last annual period.
Good thing GateNEET has that accounting degree so that he can calculate the depreciating returns of all his investments
Jacob Nguyen
Oh fuck off, this is spinning just as much as the Sri Lankan decks that Australia got manhandled on.
Cameron Campbell
Bit worried about never getting another gf desu.
Cameron Perez
slightly less than Australia and much, much less than South Africa
William Hughes
you'll be fine, if someone as autistic as me managed to get a qt then anyone has hope
Gavin Baker
>it's an australians can't comprehend anyone doing better than them episode
Jayden Moore
>Michael Clarke’s comeback in Sydney club cricket may have stolen the headlines on Saturday, but a 16-year-old leg-spinner from Nepal gained plenty of attention as well.
>The youngster, who turned 16 last week, impressed in his Sydney Premier Cricket debut at Mosman’s Allan Border Oval on Saturday, claiming 1-17 from eight tidy overs for Western Suburbs. Lamichhane is a star for Nepal’s Under-19 side, but he’s already made it known what his No.1 priority is. "My dream is to play Big Bash," Lamichhane said.
"Test" ""cricket"" on SUICIDE watch
Xavier Miller
I've literally done nothing but praise New Zealand's batting this thread
Levi Diaz
I unironically have a small penis and suffer from PE.
Charles Butler
it doesnt seem to be turning as much maybe the cabbies could get more out of it
Thomas Sanchez
not like they're going to know that on face value m8
Caleb Sullivan
No one on /cric/ should be crazy surprised if NZ has a better tour in India than Australia does. Australia got BTFO in the UAE and NZ got a draw
Jason Wood
It's ruined my confidence, and inside I know that my ex-gf dumped me because of it.
If I was a chad with a huge cock who could fuck all day, she'd still be with me for sure.
Elijah Barnes
if you're at uni go for international students, many of them are pretty curious about the white piggus
Christopher Rivera
Finished with uni m8. I just turned 25.
I'm off to watch the AFL.
Feel free to watch our sport.
Joshua Young
Australia's incompetence against spin really gets the grey matter going Tbh
The SCG generally gets a bit of turn and all >our players play on that regularly, there's all the training facilities and shit that Cricket Australia fund and a lot of the players play in India during the IPL. >Our batsmen are generally quite good by current standards too. On paper there's no reason why >we should suck so much
Andrew Wood
...
Ayden Parker
no early christmas lads JUST
Kevin Green
Based RC
What happened to him after his fifth death and resurrection?
Hudson Diaz
INDIAN FIRST INNINGS LEAD
Jack Ross
he's in /afl/ right now and has promised to return for the big bash
Nathan Bailey
ha ha time for new zealand's 6th greatest batsman of all time
Hunter Gonzalez
hes been in a few afl threads said he might grace cric with his presence in summer
Christian Price
can't wait for BBL fantasy tttt
Brayden Perez
>Feel free to watch our sport.
Not him, but I will. Not because I actually care about your sport, but because I am ABWS. I will literally support ANYONE playing Western Shitney in anything
Benjamin Russell
>ball is fielded
*rapturous applause* *horns everywhere* *cheers for 30 seconds*
Liam Mitchell
...
Sebastian Hernandez
FUCK
we're done
Evan Sullivan
Oink oink you big fat pig
Julian Perry
goblapsed
Easton Barnes
lmao
Parker Jenkins
>SOSHIT
Julian Green
What would have to happen for there to be an L.A. riot sized chimpout in Melbourne or Auckland?
Christian Hall
Does anyone else get really fucking angry when Mark Craig shows up on the screen?
Parker Ward
if two bowlers get a five wicket haul with a single ball who gets to keep it?
Caleb Ramirez
>BLOT
Daniel Anderson
we dont riot unless its really important so a war declaration or the gov revoking the treaty of waitangi or something like that
Jace Taylor
probably the one with the better economy
Gabriel Foster
New Zealand's shit
Michael Lewis
same here biggest demonstration here would have been the moratorium marches during the vietnam war
Mason Edwards
Two good New Zealanders at the crease
Hudson Price
Watching Country Calendar lads, amazing how much a multi million dollar business can be started with a $12K loan if you're were a baby boomer, but I guess I'll just pull myself up with my bootstraps.
Cameron Campbell
That was a pretty bad collapse from the kiwis, they could have had a first innings lead. Now they're fucked
Nicholas Flores
Just got back from the loo, what happened?
Wyatt Jenkins
>statpadeja
Lucas Ortiz
jadeja got a three wicket maiden and ashwin stadpadded
Blake Hughes
this guy fucking sucks and has terrible stats. Why does he play test cricket?
Kevin Parker
...
Angel Ross
t. Andrew Strauss
Anthony Green
he averages like 47 or some shit as a batsman
Mason Peterson
because of being no, he's in the squad to bowl not to add token 50s to the score
Daniel Mitchell
Enjoying my cricinfo ball-by-ball analysis Poo Peelanders?
John Evans
>tfw handsome as fuck
William Price
seriously hope you didnt vote for anyone other than phil goff lads
Hunter Campbell
is that actually him?
Wyatt Jenkins
thats some big swing
Jack Russell
can """"he"""" save it?
Easton Wright
I actually fucking despise Boult more than any man in international cricket
Alexander Morales
off to bed
John Martinez
That's his twitter pic yep.
Ayden Perry
Say my name
Adrian Walker
anyone know if sushi shops are open on sundays do japs even take holidays?
Liam Sullivan
The only two cricketers I have ever despised are James Anderson and Ian Healy. The former because he is such a fucking little bitch and the latter because he gives me migraines.
Fales is up there as well, but I more pity him than despise him.
Camden Anderson
Heading off to the nets lads
Chase Martin
would unironically want to watch an AUSvNZ match played in Asia
Dylan Powell
>slinky
who the FUCK came up with that nickname
Alexander Roberts
my feather deed
Nathan Bennett
hi daniel
Anthony Ramirez
unlike daniel i have only casual cricket knowledge lad
Thomas Wilson
Anyone wanna meet up at Showies and watch the last session? Good tv's by the bar and can talk shit with some of the birds down there that know about sport.
Joseph Scott
genuinely interesting truthbomb about scotland and new zealand's accent
>unlike daniel
Isaiah Bennett
>unlike
Ryder Nguyen
>girls at a sports bar >girls knowing cricket
might move to poo peeland lads
Austin Collins
It's a strip club lad and most of the girls will negotiate to do a house call at yours if you're so inclined. Win / Win.
Owen King
Who the fuck goes to showgirls?
Ryder Miller
that indian milf lads
Anthony Thompson
>open /afl/ >frogposting >wogball tripfags >pictures of American "sports" I dont think that semen slurping poomunity is for me lads
Nicholas Thompson
Obviously not insecure name faggots like yourself who would probably stammer and have shaky hands when tipping, before saying "y-you too" when the girls thank them.
You've probably never even been to Femme Fatale after cricket training on a Monday night with the lads for some banter and team bonding.
Jackson Davis
I went with the lads to hush hush once, such a fucking depressing and desperate atmosphere.
Can't really see why people bother with it.
Colton Sanchez
/rug/
John Brown
Wagner bowls @ 135 and pretends he is Mitchell Johnson. Surprised he has lasted this long
Hudson Cook
Get out of our thread please and we'll stay out of yours
-Your big bros from /rug/
Ethan Russell
>Mark Craig >2 runs from 8 balls
Is he, dare I say it, finished?
Henry Morris
>He doesn't appreciate the heart that goes into Neil Vaggner's chin music
Grayson Evans
agree with this, its quite gross. I don't really understand how some slut shaking her meat around is enjoyable for guys. Much more enjoyable to go to a bar to relax after a long day of cricket desu
Nathan Perez
can >we get a wicket
James Murphy
m'sportsbar
Gavin Long
tfw banged some girl who worked at showgirls 2 weeks ago
tfw you didnt use a condom
Nicholas Cox
What a rooster! What does she look like? If it's the half asian that keeps dressing like she's the bond girl from Skyfall imma be pissed.
Wyatt Powell
don't know what she dresses up as, i caught her at another bar where she was just in regular clothes. pretty sure she was half brown, not sure cause i was almost blackout drunk
Gavin Rodriguez
Oh man I've been down that road. We used to hang out with a few of them out of hours on when I was working in hospo to pay for uni. Lovely girls for the most part, but without fail, all of them have a fatal personality flaw which has gotten them to the point that they're stripping. Much easier to keep the whole thing professional and on their turf - you don't wanna get sucked into their world any more than a client - customer relationship.
Easton Lee
I know what you mean. I met a few of them on a Sunday a couple weeks ago and I remember one of them was asian, maybe she was the one you're talking about. I can't find the one I banged on their site under performers, maybe she just worked at the bar, but my mates reckon there's no such thing as a girl who works there as a non-stripper
Kevin Kelly
daniel apparently
Juan Hernandez
I didn't realise it was possible to be as bad at cricket as I am lads I was literally better in my under 10s days than I am now
Owen Garcia
Ha! Didn't even realise they put the girls on the website - just checked, my bond girlfu isn't there. But they're bringing in girls from all over the world so often, it's like a bloody conveyer belt. We were in there for the super /rug/ final and we were chatting to an aussie and irish bird who had been flown in for a couple of weeks - there was probably 35-40 girls on the floor for roughly the same number of punters, it really was a full court press.
Ethan White
>being pathetic enough to go to a strip club
I'd honestly neck myself
Joseph Martinez
Might get a cricket coach to fix my bowling action lads. Would they take a 22 year old or would I get laughed at? Keep in mind that I literally cannot get the ball on the pitch or not bowl full tosses.
Colton Sanchez
Just imagine for a second that you were Sodhi
Noah Edwards
You afraid of seeing your mum on stage lad?
Elijah Thomas
Not even ams is this lame
Gabriel Miller
You are literally posting in a NZ v India in the subcontinent thread m8, you wrote the book on lame.
Caleb Jones
saved to my /rug/ banter folder
Josiah Diaz
When will >we declare?
Eli Myers
250 lead
Mason Stewart
Want a gf lads
Asher Wright
Literally just vomited everywhere lads
Daniel Phillips
had my first girlfriend for the last 6 months, the vagine is certainly not underrated lads
Chase Reyes
guptill on specialist watch
Asher Lewis
where do you cop one from lad
Sebastian Wright
Based kane bowling bodyline chin music
William Scott
got mine from uni lad she is in some of my classes and I got talking to her at a party. Shes pretty qt lad, from Singapore but her English is perfect
Juan Nguyen
Umpball
fuck the BCCI, this game has been an advertisement for DRS
Colton Evans
What is this line Wagner is bowling?
Joshua Nguyen
...
Liam Jenkins
Why are indians incapable of understanding how nicknames work? All the nicknames they have are shit like "very very good batsman" "man who put ball on good length at a good speed"
Jordan Ward
Ordered a pizza lads, what are you blokes having for dinner?
Jonathan Johnson
It's lunch time mate
Juan Sanders
nothing wrong with planning ahead of time lad
Cameron Peterson
That nepalese 16 year old lad Clarke brought over apparently went 1-12 or some shit in first grade
Isaac Reyes
he sounds pretty decent, an exciting prospect
Xavier Cooper
bangers and mash with a side of carrots lad
John Rodriguez
>16yo >playing first grade
He is either literally elite or not 16. Given his origins, you can put 2 and 2 together
Lucas Ward
looks it Tbh
Jacob Garcia
Can you really tell the difference between 15 and 25 with south asians?
Zachary Howard
yes, ama
Michael Walker
How old really is Misbah?
How old really is Amir?
How old really is Herath?
How old really is Afridi?
How old really is the "17yo" Afghani leggie?
Hudson Brown
first four are all around the age they claim the afghan is 19-20
Josiah Butler
fox sports are literally showing an eroitc tradie ad right now
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Who are you referring to?
VVS are Laxman's initials.
Luis Torres
talking generally, but VVS is one example of a shit nickname
Brody Davis
Didn't even end up going to dinner, just ended up shagging the missus in the back seat.
Waste of a fucking night if you ask me.
Carson Cook
Showgirls is great, if you like being surrounded by silent bogans with struggling marriages and strippers with fucking SJW attitudes.
Ian Ortiz
pakistan - west indies in 4 hours
Nolan Turner
sounds like the last game was a bit of a meme so I might watch this one Tbh
Christian Gutierrez
you realise that means that this match will probably be boring, right?
Christian Foster
nothing is boring with the west indies in meme cricket Tbh
Austin Foster
this is fucking ridiculous
even more undeserved than Voges' average
Luis Parker
there is literally nothing wrong with excelling on spin friendly pitches
Easton Nelson
...
Kayden Hughes
based afghans saving german cricket
Kevin White
>Poo Peeland kek
KEK
K E K
Ian Moore
guess who's back?
Jaxon Brooks
just woke up
Chase Martin
I run this shithole
Chase Reed
Arsenal LGBT community here!
Camden Watson
>a single kiwi post in the last 14 hours
Okay, it's time for you people to take a long, hard, look at yourselves. You're literally commenting on a game between two teams you don't support, that's being played when you should be asleep in your timezone.
Not even memeing, how do you people live with yourselves? What keeps you going? What stops you from chlorinating your own gene pool with a smith and wesson?
Because you're fucking pathetic.
Feel free to save this to your /rug/ banter folder, you neet shut ins.
I only just noticed that daylight saving happened now AMA
Kevin Ross
Is this guy, dare I say it, the worst cricinfo commentator in history?
Brayden Rodriguez
Poodictions for today's play?
David Nguyen
SANTA TIME!
Angel Stewart
Just went unders on kohli lads
Adam Watson
>sip my juice box
Easton Carter
Reminder that Kohli is guaranteed a spot in the side for the next 10 years whereas Pujara will literally get the axe with his next score under 20, despite having an objectively better record
Lucas Evans
so another 100-150 runs and declare?
Oliver Edwards
Kholi is a limited overs babby. This truthbomb WILL infuriate KrazyRapist
Daniel Ortiz
Umpball. Good thing there's no DRS to ruin Kholi's elite 45 average
Josiah Harris
Is the pig 3 keeping cricket alive or slowly destroying it?
Evan Torres
Pissrat Pooli Ltd
Grayson Johnson
>you were born too late to explore the seas >you were born too early to travel the stars >you were born just in time to see Mark Craig get 50 test wickets
Seriously, even though we'll lose this by some margin, I'm happy with this match. Both bowlers and batsmen have done far better than expected, and Shitrat Overratedli fails twice.
Kayden Anderson
lmao even the indian fans are calling this guy out
Robert Murphy
If you bowl them out cheaply from here and Bane gets a big score you might still win
Caleb Harris
Remember when you thought England could chase 400 in the UAE and everyone laughed at you? Yeah, that's what you sound like here. Even if the next six wickets fall for zero the match is still India's.
Jace Nelson
>bet365 not offering unders on brohit
rude
John Brooks
You got a good memory lad. I remember also thinking NZ could chase down 350+ from in England playing away and I was wrong. What's so tough just bore blocking and surviving the day on a turning pitch? They could at least get a draw
Josiah Rogers
>no fielding restrictions >day 4 pitch that was turning on day 1
Use your brain. Draw isn't on the cards either unless rain. NZ could block out 2.5 sessions tops.
Leo Martinez
Rain is entirely possible Tbh. Pitch deterioration is the problem here. I'd give New Zealand 1.5 sessions with the way shitters like Craig are bowling on this.
Oliver Baker
>falling for the Vargnah chin music meme >getting out to Mark Craig
imagine, just for a second, that you were Virat Kholi
Noah Edwards
>Joey: "Of the 2 I rate Steve Smith the better captain, but KW the better batter (marginally). Kohli not quite there with the bat but has a very astute captaincy mind and with Cook around, Root will only get better."
Cooper Anderson
>Steve Smith the better captain >whitewashed by fucking Sri Lanka
Nathan Rivera
> I rate Steve Smith the better captain
Levi Roberts
Goosey, you here m8?
Leo Jackson
Beginning to wonder if my shitposting has gone too far lads. People are now confusing me with joshy
I really really really really really like this picture lads
someone explain why to me because I can't make sense of it
Ayden Adams
>bet365 has markets on 'Hull Tigers v Mangalore United' T20 >doesnt have markets on BANGvAFG ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Charles Perry
Craig NZ top scorer @ 21
cheeky 5 on it
Jaxson Baker
SportsBet lad
Alexander Watson
sportsbet is lame
theyre making me call them to place a live bet. Takes forever and you lose the good lines
Caleb Carter
lol faggot
i am literally with my oneitis after a year. she wants me more than i want her now. how does it feel? kek
Robert Gonzalez
What a lazy fucking Samoan cunt
If I didn't ground my bat when playing U10's the coach would drop me to bat no11 next week
Cheers LRPL, nice betting with you again
Isaac Parker
who's winning?
Cooper Robinson
T20
Joshua Turner
>up at 7am on a Sunday AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Michael Fisher
why didnt the Irish traitor play for Middlesex in the final?
Jack Watson
>>>/rug/
Joseph Baker
Literally the first thing I learnt as a six year old at Milo Have-A-Go was to ground my bat. Blind coconut shit.
Gabriel Peterson
Just got hired as a jackaroo lads
Isaac Bennett
India Wins lol
Luis Hughes
Watching some Brett Lee compilations lads
I miss Binga
Luke Clark
new Preoccupations album is fucking elite lads
Wyatt Rivera
>the fucking state of rubel the rapist
Ryder Fisher
An Oceanic XI could beat India Tbh
Robert Cooper
/rug/
Anthony Martinez
post your Oceanic XI lad
John Bailey
Latham Warner Williamson (c) Smith Ronchi, unironically Santner Watling (wk) MMarsh O'Keefe Starc Lyon
Adrian Martinez
Australia with williamson
Luke Baker
Afghans now strong favourites. Didn't expect them to bat so well at all.
Jayden Rogers
I think the Ireland meme is over lads. Their bowling attack is decent enough to be competitive against Bangladesh and the West Indies, but they haven't unearthed any batsmen for a decade
Gabriel Nguyen
Rubel is getting hammered
Joshua Cooper
At least Afghanistan have a future in cricket
Isaiah Gutierrez
Well Ireland simply haven't produced new players. They have been relying on same group of players for 10+ years now. Decline was bound to happen.
Afghanistan and Nepal are the real futures of associate cricket.
Nathaniel Rogers
they've got a few young bowlers, but you're right about batsmen.
I really want Nepal to succeed, but apparently their administration is corrupt at fuck and makes the PCB look clever. Afghanistan are here to stay though, I don't think I've ever seen a country embrace and excel in a new sport in such a short period of time, especially in a country as fucked as Afghanistan is
Thomas Gomez
Yeah corruption is so far holding back Nepalese cricket. But the passion about cricket is so intense there, they'll eventually come through.
I really hope so. Michael Clarke just brought a 16 year old Nepalese spinner over to Australia to play first grade cricket in New South Wales and he went 1-18 off 8 overs, which is pretty impressive when you look at the quality of competition there.
Logan Sanders
this is getting sad Tbh
Landon Gutierrez
RIP Jose Fernandez
Adam Parker
>sub-continent >"real age"
Levi Peterson
>chat is just subcontinentals insulting each other
Mason Williams
even if he's not 16 the guy definitely is in his teens
Juan Lewis
so business as usual?
Camden Clark
Here comes the Afghan collapse..
Sebastian Gray
execute all brother-in-laws
Bentley Reed
>sakib going past razzak
JUST
Michael Rogers
Afghans need 66 off 48 with 7 wickets in hand. What a finish! Please tune in if you're not watching.
Brody Baker
this is not the cricinfo comment section bhai
Andrew Taylor
w h y would you go for the second run
Ethan Hernandez
GONE!!!
Nicholas Gutierrez
Getting interesting lads
Dominic Ross
Bangla got this now I reckon
Jacob Anderson
we wuz pastun n shit
Kevin Green
desher bari koi?
Colton Hill
Terrible fielding. If we lose this, it will be due to fielding.