This is the new girlfriend of CR7. Desire Cordero.
This is the new girlfriend of CR7. Desire Cordero
>CR7
>gf
Lel
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B-b-but he was g-gay senpai
top gongalo
> gf
I'll give Tsuunaldo credit, he really knows how to take care of his facial hair because that is one gorgeous beard
does she have a feminine dick?
>those nipples poking
yum
Is that a frog statue to his left?
>only bedding one woman your whole life
topkek messhits. based ronaldo punted his supermodel gf out the door because she didn't go to a birthday party. alpha as fuck. trust me once messi retires their marriage won't last 2 years. His rampant autism is only bearable because he is away so often playing football. Once antonella has to endure him constantly forward rolling about the house, filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way she will leave him.
>Taller than messi
kek
>it's another 'model hired by famous gay to give her press and fame while he hides his faggotry' episode
every season of rolando's life
Will he fake depression again when her beard contract ends ?
Eu realmente gosto de mulheres
KEK
Eu gosto muito muito de mulheres
"I really really like women"
holy shit she looks like a goddess
post more
>forward rolling
>maintaining possessions
kek
Why does everyone call based Tsu man gay?
Because nu-males can't handle a bit of bro time with your best bro so they call it gay
>Be Ronaldo's gf
>Really horny, want that big TSU dick
>Ronaldo wants to stroke his cock looking at himself naked in the mirror for the 4th night in a row
>Not allowed to sleep in his bed because his son is there
>Sleep on the couch alone and horny
>gypsy is a pk7 fanboy
What a surprise
>he doesn't wank to his own reflection
t. pooney
>bullet wounded chicano can't handle a bit of light banter
what a surprise
You do realize chicanos are hardcore penaldo halal fanboys, right?
You retarded gypsy, go pick some pockets
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>Thread about a 9/10 hoe
>Only Op's pic of the hoe in question, other pics being pics of Ronaldo and Messi
Cred Forums is confirmed gay as fuck
because why go for generic model #4123 when you can go for THIS?
inb4 more buttmad chicano
>Penaldo breaking the bank on a top tier escort again to pretend he's hetero
Here you have
>blonde Spanish girls
absolutely top tier
Well at least CR is sexually active, not like Missi whose autism dont let him even have a boner.
Kek
Every Spanish girl I've ever met talks about how they want a Portuguese man inbetween their legs because Spanish men are too feminine.
Really makes me think.
She is Miss Spain
he's a gay xd
Hehe lol ye he gay lmao
the only sexually active part of rolando is his anus every time he visits badr hari in morocco
>(You)
>Meeting a woman that isn't your mother
You have to iimprove your b8s
Well, the best blowjobs ive ever had were those when i asked the girl to put a finger inside the anus while she is sucking, so cant blame CR at all.
>he talks to women
reeeeeee normie chad
Nice pasta gyp
its pretty old Tbh
>hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way she will leave him.
LOST it
>2.7 million me gustas
WILLS IT
>filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way
if you want badr hari's cock inside your rectum just say it, no need to make up stories about imaginary blowjobs la
lol why so mad american chimp?
Eu gosto mesmo mesmo de mulheres
This would be the closest translation
Wh you repeat mesmo two times?
>the state of spee when there are multiple threads daily discussing tsunaldo's sexuality
>mfw
fucking lost it at forward rolling
SHE IS NOT EVEN FOLLOWING CRONALDO ON INSTAGRAMAMAHAHAHAAHAHHAA
she isn't blonde, she just dyes it like the fake bitch she is.
mirin beard
he is very very a gay xd i say
>separate eyebrows
absolutely disgusting
it's to keep the gypsies away
THAT'S THE GODDAMN QUEEN YOU FUCKED DELETE THIS!!!
Why does he insist with this shit tho...? Doesn't he (well, the PR team in charge of this) realize that everyone just laughs at the newest episode of "Totally not gay, see?"
Isn't a low profile better at this point? They just make people remember and start talking about his faggotry
>Cred Forums is full of gays who wish ronaldo was too so that they can stand a chance
wew lad
PK7 really is a man of this century.
He fucks hots female models.
He grabs his private airplane and goes to Morocco to fuck men and underage boys.
He just likes to fuck, he does not care who he fucks.
He's filthy rich.
He just does what he enjoys.
He can make a tweet with any product in the pic and instantly gets 100's of thousands of € on his account. Instantly.
He just won at life.
Too bad he'll never be as good of a player as Messi.
generic model
why are man attracted to this again? oh wait we're talking about ronaldo here
No shit you autist
The end result is that she has blonde hair
He didnt say "naturally blonde"
Is there a more pathetic form of damage control for the fact that you will never fuck an attractive woman than calling such an obviously hot chick a "generic model?"
by far my favorite spee meme
hnnnnng
Sure thing Joao, sure thing.
Is the love of sprite a argie thing? or just a messi thing?
More like an autist thing. Like all the retards in Cred Forums who think that having a friend which you can make gay jokes with without second thoughts because there is confidence enough is a gay thing.
>obviously hot chick
yeah 'obviously hot chick', similar to your favourite american 'obviously' hot porn stars
go talk to me when you grow a set of pubic hair faggot kid alright?
I'm trying to figure out what this post even means. Are you trying to tell me that being attracted to Miss Spain 2014 makes me immature?
>filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way
Oh shit
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She looks nice, she has the same body figure my ex-romanian gf had
>tfw drunk and probably gonna get b& because of my romanian ex-gf posting again
I will never learn mods, deal with it
cmon now
Pls bring some American guns and kill me la
SO AM I
GOOD OR BAD
THE WAY THINGS DID TURN OUT
I DID ONLY MAKE YOU SAD
>Too bad he'll never be as good of a player as Messi.
all the things you mentioned above (esp. point #2) make him better at soccer than messi
Sauce me up, kaiser.
Thanks Joao
First day on Cred Forums?
wtf i love nazis now
Idk what you meant, but I like this kind of qt chubby desu
Apologize.
This threads reeks of autism
Hehe
>CR7
>Girlfriend
Oh you.