This is the new girlfriend of CR7. Desire Cordero

>only bedding one woman your whole life
topkek messhits. based ronaldo punted his supermodel gf out the door because she didn't go to a birthday party. alpha as fuck. trust me once messi retires their marriage won't last 2 years. His rampant autism is only bearable because he is away so often playing football. Once antonella has to endure him constantly forward rolling about the house, filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way she will leave him.

>Taller than messi
kek

>it's another 'model hired by famous gay to give her press and fame while he hides his faggotry' episode
every season of rolando's life

Will he fake depression again when her beard contract ends ?

Eu realmente gosto de mulheres

KEK

Eu gosto muito muito de mulheres

"I really really like women"

holy shit she looks like a goddess

post more

>forward rolling
>maintaining possessions
kek

Why does everyone call based Tsu man gay?

Because nu-males can't handle a bit of bro time with your best bro so they call it gay

>Be Ronaldo's gf
>Really horny, want that big TSU dick
>Ronaldo wants to stroke his cock looking at himself naked in the mirror for the 4th night in a row
>Not allowed to sleep in his bed because his son is there
>Sleep on the couch alone and horny

>gypsy is a pk7 fanboy
What a surprise

>he doesn't wank to his own reflection

t. pooney
>bullet wounded chicano can't handle a bit of light banter

what a surprise

You do realize chicanos are hardcore penaldo halal fanboys, right?
You retarded gypsy, go pick some pockets

...

>Thread about a 9/10 hoe
>Only Op's pic of the hoe in question, other pics being pics of Ronaldo and Messi

Cred Forums is confirmed gay as fuck

because why go for generic model #4123 when you can go for THIS?

inb4 more buttmad chicano

>Penaldo breaking the bank on a top tier escort again to pretend he's hetero

Here you have

>blonde Spanish girls
absolutely top tier

Well at least CR is sexually active, not like Missi whose autism dont let him even have a boner.

Kek

Every Spanish girl I've ever met talks about how they want a Portuguese man inbetween their legs because Spanish men are too feminine.

Really makes me think.

She is Miss Spain

he's a gay xd

Hehe lol ye he gay lmao

the only sexually active part of rolando is his anus every time he visits badr hari in morocco

>(You)
>Meeting a woman that isn't your mother
You have to iimprove your b8s

Well, the best blowjobs ive ever had were those when i asked the girl to put a finger inside the anus while she is sucking, so cant blame CR at all.

>he talks to women

reeeeeee normie chad

Nice pasta gyp

its pretty old Tbh

>hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way she will leave him.

LOST it

>2.7 million me gustas

WILLS IT

>filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way

if you want badr hari's cock inside your rectum just say it, no need to make up stories about imaginary blowjobs la

lol why so mad american chimp?

Eu gosto mesmo mesmo de mulheres

This would be the closest translation

Wh you repeat mesmo two times?

>the state of spee when there are multiple threads daily discussing tsunaldo's sexuality
>mfw

fucking lost it at forward rolling

SHE IS NOT EVEN FOLLOWING CRONALDO ON INSTAGRAMAMAHAHAHAAHAHHAA

she isn't blonde, she just dyes it like the fake bitch she is.

mirin beard

he is very very a gay xd i say

>separate eyebrows

absolutely disgusting

it's to keep the gypsies away

THAT'S THE GODDAMN QUEEN YOU FUCKED DELETE THIS!!!

Why does he insist with this shit tho...? Doesn't he (well, the PR team in charge of this) realize that everyone just laughs at the newest episode of "Totally not gay, see?"
Isn't a low profile better at this point? They just make people remember and start talking about his faggotry

>Cred Forums is full of gays who wish ronaldo was too so that they can stand a chance

wew lad

PK7 really is a man of this century.

He fucks hots female models.
He grabs his private airplane and goes to Morocco to fuck men and underage boys.
He just likes to fuck, he does not care who he fucks.
He's filthy rich.
He just does what he enjoys.
He can make a tweet with any product in the pic and instantly gets 100's of thousands of € on his account. Instantly.
He just won at life.

Too bad he'll never be as good of a player as Messi.

generic model

why are man attracted to this again? oh wait we're talking about ronaldo here

No shit you autist

The end result is that she has blonde hair

He didnt say "naturally blonde"

Is there a more pathetic form of damage control for the fact that you will never fuck an attractive woman than calling such an obviously hot chick a "generic model?"

by far my favorite spee meme

hnnnnng

Sure thing Joao, sure thing.

Is the love of sprite a argie thing? or just a messi thing?

More like an autist thing. Like all the retards in Cred Forums who think that having a friend which you can make gay jokes with without second thoughts because there is confidence enough is a gay thing.

>obviously hot chick

yeah 'obviously hot chick', similar to your favourite american 'obviously' hot porn stars

go talk to me when you grow a set of pubic hair faggot kid alright?

I'm trying to figure out what this post even means. Are you trying to tell me that being attracted to Miss Spain 2014 makes me immature?

>filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way
Oh shit

...

She looks nice, she has the same body figure my ex-romanian gf had

>tfw drunk and probably gonna get b& because of my romanian ex-gf posting again

I will never learn mods, deal with it

cmon now

Pls bring some American guns and kill me la

SO AM I
GOOD OR BAD
THE WAY THINGS DID TURN OUT
I DID ONLY MAKE YOU SAD

>Too bad he'll never be as good of a player as Messi.

all the things you mentioned above (esp. point #2) make him better at soccer than messi

Sauce me up, kaiser.

Thanks Joao

First day on Cred Forums?

wtf i love nazis now

Idk what you meant, but I like this kind of qt chubby desu

Apologize.

This threads reeks of autism

Hehe

>CR7
>Girlfriend

Oh you.